(CUTTO: Billy Buckley, leaning on the upper deck railing. Next to him is a man with a bandanna covering his hair, and an Eli Flair “WMD” shirt on.)
Billy Buckley: I’m here with Superfan Jeremy Powell, and another PRIMETIME moment! Jeremy, how long have you been a CSWA fan?
Powell: At least ten years, Billy.
Billy Buckley: And your PRIMETIME moment?
Powell: I thought about the biggest Triangle Match of all time, but realized that the match I really wanted to bring up was a bit more recent.
Billy Buckley: Which would be?
Powell: Randalls against GUNS against Windham against Love, from mid – 2002.
(Murmurs of conversation from off – camera.)
Billy Buckley: And… why did you choose the four – way instead of the three – way?
Powell: Simple. The triangle match was incredible. Everything a wrestling fan could want from three of the biggest stars of 1996. I picked the second match because of the fact that, adding Hurricane Eddy to the mix, those same three wrestlers still pulled off everything a wrestling fan could want… six years later.
Billy Buckley: Indeed. From April 10th, 2002… Mike Randalls vs. GUNS vs. Mark Windham vs. Eddy Love.
(CUTTO: CSWA PRIMETIME in San Diego -- April 10, 2002 – match joined in progress)
BB: RANDALLS HAS HANDCUFFS! He just HANDCUFFED GUNS to the BOTTOM ROPE OUTSIDE! On the inside, LOVE crushes Windham with a right hand! And now he's climbing up too! He's on top with Mark! Hooks in a Suplex position…he's got him UP…(CROWD EXPLODES!) HE JUST DROPPED HIM FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH A BRAINBUSTER! A TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER BY LOVE! WINDHAM IS TWITCHING!
SB: IT'S OVER BUCKLEY! HAHA!
BB: RANDALLS HAS A CHAIR! (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) HE JUST PLASTERED GUNS OVER THE HEAD! LOVE COVERS WINDHAM! ONE! TWO! THREEENOOOO! NO! NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WINDHAM GOT A SHOULDER UP!
SB: That was the SLOWEST count I've EVER seen! First Juarez, NOW WORTHINGTON, is being PAID OFF!
BB: (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) Randalls is CREAMING GUNS with that chair! He's busted him wide open! Love brings a practically unconscious Mark Windham up to his feet - hooks him and drives him down with an IMPLANT DDT! Randalls has dropped the chair FINALLY and security rushes in and are trying to pry GUNS loose! But he's been hurt badly now! LOVE MAKING A CUTTHROAT MOTION - HE'S GONNA END IT RIGHT HERE!
SB: A LIVING LEGEND ABOUT TO BE KILLED! THE LEGEND KILLER LIVES BABY!
BB: Love stuffs Windham between his legs we're gonna see the HURRICANE PILEDRIVER RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! WAIT! WAIT! RANDALLS JUST ROLLED IN THE RING! HE'S GOT LOVE FROM BEHIND!
SB: NO! NO! NO!
BB: RANDALLS DROPS LOVE WITH A REVERSE DDT! Randalls picks up Love and OH! HIGH THRUST KICK ON THE JAW! LOVE IN A DAZE - WINDHAM HAS HIM! HE LOCKS HIM IN A CLAW! THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS! WINDHAM LIFTS EDDY UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN IN THAT CLAW! HE'S OUT OF IT! WINDHAM LETS GO AND HOOKS THE LEG!
SB: And NOW RANDALLS EXITS! THAT’S BULL(BLEEP!)
BB: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEE! WINDHAM GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! RANDALLS is going BACK into his cloak, Sammy! (SFX: Repeated bell!) WINDHAM HAS WON THE MATCH! He's lying down SPENT! RANDALLS HAS ANOTHER SET OF HANDCUFFS! He looks over at Windham and pushes him out of the ring! RANDALLS picking up Eddy - AND HE JUST BLASTED HIM WITH THE HANDCUFFS!
SB: HASN'T HE DONE ENOUGH!?
BB: SWEET MELISSA rushing in the ring, but RANDALLS just pushed her away! RANDALLS GRABS EDDY AND HE'S HANDCUFFED HIM TO THE ROPES! NOW GUNS AND LOVE ARE HANDCUFFED! (CROWD buzzes and then ROARS! CUTTO: ELI FLAIR limping down the ramp!)
SB: WHAT IN THE HELL?
BB: ELI FLAIR IS COMING! Randalls rolling out of the ring, he's got a chair again and he runs at GUNS…security dives out of the way! (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) HE JUST CROWNED HIM! He now throws the chair into the ring as Flair gets in there! Eli picks up the chair, looks at Sweet Melissa with a SICK GRIN! She's getting out of there and now making a beeline for the back!
SB: That bastard set EDDY UP!
BB: Flair measuring Love…(SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) OH HE JUST BLASTED HIM ACROSS THE HEAD! WE NEED HELP!
SB: HELP? WE NEED THE FRIGGIN' POLICE!
BB: Randalls has a mic…
(CUTTO: RANDALLS right in GUNS' face…)
RANDALLS: Did you forget the way it's played, GUNS? An EYE for an EYE, a TOOTH for a TOOTH - ain't that the foundation we're ALL built on here? It must've been real nice all those weeks leading up to ANNIVERSARY. Knowing you wouldn't show until the end. Knowing that your first shot at me would be at my back. Laying me out, gloating over me like I was some big piece of flesh you just shot. Well, WELCOME BACK. NO MASK. NO MYSTERY. You wanna (BLEEP) me from behind? Two can play that game easy. There's a WAR going down, here. You're dangerously coming close to crossing that line. I suggest you walk away while we're even, 'cause if you choose to cross the path I'm walking… (RANDALLS taps GUNS' knee with a sadistic grin on his face) Chances are you're gonna fall to a place you can't climb out of…
(RANDALLS rolls in the ring as FLAIR crowns LOVE with another chairshot…)
RANDALLS: As for you, Ed. I have nothing, but this to say. You want to find my enemies? Well guess what pal? I CAN FIND YOURS TOO. (RANDALLS throws the mic out of the ring)
BB: I don't know what to say, Randalls has lost it again…
SB: He set Eddy up!
BB: Apparently 'cause Love did the same…Mark Windham is climbing back in the ring - AND WHOA! (CROWD EXPLODES!) HE JUST SPEARED FLAIR! HE'S ALL OVER HIM! RANDALLS PULLS HIM OFF, BUT MARK BLASTS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND! WINDHAM BACK ON FLAIR! AND RANDALLS JUST TACKLED WINDHAM AND THEY FELL OUT OF THE RING! WINDHAM AND RANDALLS ARE HAVING A DONNEYBROOK in the aisle! HERE COMES THE CALVARY! SECURITY! THE LOCKER ROOM! SWEET MELISSA SHOUTING AT THEM ALL! They're separating RANDALLS and WINDHAM! WINDHAM IS LIVID! FLAIR now pushes down WINDHAM and THEY'RE BRAWLING! Cut to commercial?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
ByB: But yes, Dad, we actually do have to cut to commercial...almost three years later. Folks, when we come back, another PRIMETIME Moment, and the match for the CSWA World Title!!!
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