Well, well, well, now that the gag order has been lifted...we can finally get back to business as usual.

You know, Stephen Thomas has always been a thorn in my side.  When we started this things over twelve years ago, he kept talking about all these grand plans he had....and once things got going, he promptly buried his head in whatever bowl of cereal was close by.  Even then, however, he was easy enough to deal with...a few crumbs tossed behind the back every once in a while, and he'd keep quiet.

In the past year or so alone look at what I've had to deal with.  He blackmailed me and got me ousted from the CSWA with one of his lame-brain schemes.  I come back and we appear to come to some sort of 'agreement' so that we can co-exist.  And now he hits me with this lawsuit...and for the second time he shuts the whole place down.

Yeah, that's right...I said "for the second time."  Everyone blames me for the CSWA's "financial difficulty" back in 1997...that caused the CSWA to shut down for almost a year.  But now we know the truth, don't we?  At least I do.  I get framed for the murder of that blasted Red Midget and things go to hell in a handbasket.  Then we find out that the stupid midget is still alive...so I take care of things once again....only for him to appear again.  And who's closet did he come out of?  Stephen Thomas's.

My lawyers may not like it, but let me be very clear....I will see an end to Thomas's involvement in the CSWA once and for all.  Whatever it takes...a cash payoff, a wrestling match....a freakin' duel for all I care...whatever gets him out of the way for good.

In case you hadn't noticed, Steve....I've done fine around here while you wallowed in filth.  With the help of men like Vice-Commish Vizzachero and VP Radder, and now with the help of Chief of Staff Locke... as we at CS Enterprises like to say...."your services are no longer required."

In the courtroom, in the ring, in the back alley...whatever it takes, Tard.  It's time for you to go away.

In the words of the theme song to your favorite inane cancelled TV sitcom:  "Hit the road, Jack....and don'tcha come back no more."

Kayfabe note:  Don't miss previous "Bottom Line" articles to the left.  And not only that, but we've gone back and dredged up ancient history in "Enforcer Speaks" from 1995 and 1996!