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SB:
And that nothing guy... what’s his name?
Zilch? BB:
Some call him Zero, his name is Nate Logan, a GXW guy and
you’ve got to wonder what the affiliation is with him and Powers
to the GXW, but that’s not what’s at issue here... it’s about
a rivalry that goes on and on... the old PLR crew is going at it in
tag team elimination format, which means if you get pinned, you’re
leaving your partner with the other two guys. SB:
Let the Sno Cone man get pinned, and Eddy can take care of
the rest...
(CUE
UP: “Let’s Go All The Way” by
ICP - huge response, more heel than face, as Kevin Powers and Nate Logan make
their way out to the ring.) SB:
Nada? Was that it? BB:
Oh boy, Sammy and his nicknames... Powers is playing to the crowd and
they seem to love it, he’s got that big man vibe... but his opponents this
evening are well “over” with the audience. SB:
You bet Eddy is! (CUE
UP: “Bulls on Parade” by Rage
Against The Machine - the crowd gets to its feet as new pyro goes off for “The
Iceman”, who looks to be at the top of his game.) BB:
The crowd is on it’s feet for the former Heavyweight champion as
"Iceman" Steve Radder makes his way toward the ring, being careful not
to move in until he gets backup... although Powers and Logan certainly are
daring him to do otherwise... SB:
It doesn’t matter. The
Legend Killa’ can take all three if need be! BB:
Well, he may have to take on two if Steve Radder is the first man
eliminated from this competition, again this is an elimination match. SB:
Bill... you always have “sources”, right? BB:
Of course, Sammy... what are you asking about? SB:
Who’s this idiot stalking the greatest wrestler alive, Eddy Love? BB:
No one’s talking, Sammy... your guess is as good as mine.
It could be any one of THESE fans, who are looking toward the ramp
waiting for Eddy himself! (CUE
UP: “Whole Lotta Love” by Led
Zeppelin - tremendous crowd reaction as Eddy makes his way down toward the ring,
and as he gets side-by-side with his partner for the evening, both men slide
into the ring and begin to fight with their opponents.) BB:
This one is underway, Referee Manny Juarez is the official for the bout
and Steve Radder is going right for the head of Kevin Powers, both men swinging
shots at each other, and we’ve seen these two put on classics before, most
notably during the Ironman of Champions where Steve Radder became a champion,
and we know that Kevin Powers is a lot bigger than Steve Radder, but that might
not be a factor. Radder seems to be
getting the upper hand, a knife edged chop and now a shot to the far side... SB:
At least he’s holding his weight up... BB:
And in the other corner of the ring, Eddy Love is pounding away at the
side of Nate Logan’s head, but SB:
But never fear, Eddy has been slugging it out since before that Zip was
even a thought! BB:
That’s one way to look at it folks, and back on our side of the ring,
Kevin Powers is choking Steve Radder with his boot, and the ref is trying his
best to regain some order. SB:
Regain? He never HAD any! BB:
And he still doesn’t! Powers
is now bouncing Radder’s head off the turnbuckle!
But Radder with a set of elbows, fighting his way out, and now Powers is
in the corner, and Radder with a standing dropkick!
“Good God” is reeling, and over on the far side, SB:
What a series of moves... now would someone let Eddy in? BB:
Radder’s caught in the moment, Sammy, he just sent SB:
"Good God" just got the
TASTE slapped out of his mouth! BB:
Kevin Powers shoots a few right hands to the stomach of the Iceman, but
Radder hits the ropes and comes off with a clothesline, Powers ducks and HITS A
BOOT TO THE FACE, STEVE RADDER JUST HIT THE MAT!
SB:
Powers is looking at the crowd with that look in his eye, Buckley, this
very well might be a Kiss the Canvas early on... come on Iceman!
Tote your load! BB:
He’s setting it up, you’re right Sammy, I can’t believe Kevin
Powers is going for this so early in the bout, both other men in this match are
on the edge of the ropes, waiting to see what happens... SB:
I’ll tell you what BETTER happen, Steve Radder better... BB:
He has Radder up in the air once again, but Radder hops off!
He spins Powers around and hits a European uppercut, but Powers just
THROWS him off and into the ropes, scoops him up for the ride and PLANTS him in
the center of the ring with a scoop slam. He
has a leg hooked and SB:
Come on, Manny, I’ll have Merritt cut your Visa in half! BB:
What did PR say? NO MORE
MEXICAN JOKES! SB:
Um, Buckley, did you see the whole Melton fiasco earlier? Give it
up. BB:
(groans) SB:
Wait til Eddy gets in, Nothingman. BB:
Nate tosses Radder to the outside, and he looks as if he’s making his
way out there to follow, Eddy is trying to follow, too, but once again Juarez is
stopping him, and Eddy’s desire to get involved is costing Radder a double
team, both Kevin Powers and Nate Logan are lacing the boots to the side of Steve
Radder’s head on the outside of the ring, what an athlete Radder is, but no
man can take these two... SB:
Wait a minute! Who the Hell
is... BB:
LANCE LIEZURE HITS RINGSIDE WITH A STEEL CHAIR, HE’S BEEN GUNNING FOR
THESE TWO MEN, AND SB:
I hate that little kid... but way to stick up for Eddy, snot! BB:
Liezure walks away, as SB:
And Larry Liezure is coming back! BB:
LANCE Liezure pulls out a set of ... drum sticks?
HE BREAKS THEM BOTH RIGHT OVER SB:
He’s starting the count where he left off!
I can’t believe it, but way to go Manny! BB:
I thought you wanted his Visa revoked! SB:
Not if he’s fair! BB:
NATE LOGAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS BOUT, AND KEVIN POWERS CHARGES
THE OPPOSITE SIDE! Kevin Powers gets
a good shot in on Eddy Love, and Powers is taking it to “Hurricane” Eddy!
Eddy Love is being taken back by Kevin Powers, but Steve Radder makes a
save, and the two fan favorites have the clear advantage.
Manny SB:
Of course he does! He’s
Eddy Love! BB:
For whatever reason though, he’s tagging to his partner Steve Radder,
and The Iceman is going right after Powers, there’s a dropkick from the former
champion, and now a short armed clothesline and the big man goes down, Radder
into the ropes and comes off with a splash, gets a cover... one... two, gets a
two count and now with another tenacious cover, gets one, and he’s forcing
Powers to use his energy... Steve Radder is as good as they come in this
industry, and I don’t see any way Kevin Powers will have a chance here - which
is seemingly what these fans want. SB:
Of course, Buckley... Who would root AGAINST “Hurricane” Eddy? BB:
Well, there’s Eli Flair, Mike Plett, maybe even Evan ... SB:
SHUT UP! BB:
Back to this match, here we go with an armbar... SB:
Wait a minute... look up at the top of the ramp, Lance Liezure is still
pounding away on Nadda! BB:
Lance Liezure is in fact POUNDING away on Nate Logan!
This young upstart has a lot of fire in his eyes, and have you seen the
guy he’s been traveling with? SB:
That sounds a bit... alternative... for me... BB:
NO, Sammy, Liezure seems to be grooming one of his fellow musicians for a
wrestling lineup, and he looks like he’d have all the tools to succeed, but
the story here is that Liezure has bloodied and beaten Nate Logan like an animal
here and... WHAT THE HELL IS... LANCE LIEZURE JUST GOT WAFFLED WITH A CHAIR, WHO
IS THAT? SB:
He’s dressed... he’s dressed like EDDY!
Old school Eddy Love tights, an EL and everything, what the Hell could
this mean? BB:
It could be the man who has stalked Eddy Love time and again, Sammy!
And look in the ring, Eddy sees it! He
turns around BUT IT’S TOO LATE, GIANT BOOT FROM KEVIN POWERS TO THE FACE OF
EDDY LOVE! He’s taking advantage
of the situation... SB:
NO! That’s not fair! BB:
But Steve Radder breaks the count! Steve
Radder has been on fire during this bout, and he goes right into clubbing Kevin
Powers with shots, these two have went at it in classics before, and they’re
certainly continuing that tradition here... SB:
Get up Eddy! BB:
Speaking of Love... up at the top of the ramp, that man’s helping Nate
Logan up, and both men are pounding on Lance Liezure, he TOO has been busted
open, and I wonder where Liezure’s friend is right now?
SB:
Not where Lance NEEDS him to be, Zip and that Eddy-obsessed fruitcake are
doing a number on that skater kid... and it looks like they’re coming back to
the ring! BB:
In a full sprint, nonetheless... SB:
And Powers just clocked Eddy! How
did that happen? BB:
I missed what happened, but Kevin Powers has Eddy Love up for the... KISS
THE CANVAS ON EDDY LOVE, KISS THE CANVAS! Eddy
Love is down, and that Eddy clone has a hold of Radder on the outside, Eddy...
one... two... three! Kevin Powers has pinned Eddy Love, and on the outside here,
Steve Radder is fighting off two men, he’s on the apron swatting away this
Love doppleganger... SB:
EDDY GOT PINNED?! BB:
POWERS BLINDSIDES RADDER, THIS ISN’T FAIR!
The game of numbers is too much for even an athlete like Radder... SB:
Damn right that Zilch has! And
he’s cheating right now! That Love
clone is outside the ring... MAULING Eddy! The
Legend Killer! Does he know what
he’s doing? BB:
Powers with a pair of brass knucks, where the hell did he get those?
RADDER IS OUT COLD, HE’S GOT TO BE RIGHT THERE... this one was over
before it started, Love and Radder were outnumbered... one...... two...... NO!
STEVE RADDER KICKED OUT OF THAT PINFALL SECONDS AFTER THAT SHOT!
HOWEVER HE DID THAT, I’LL NEVER KNOW... SB:
Powers is yelling at the ref... get your hands off my friend Manny! BB:
And look at Nate Logan... CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF STEVE RADDER’S
HEAD, RADDER WAS BACK UP BUT HE GOT LEVELED AGAIN, AND THIS ... whoever he is...
Eddy’s stalker, presumably... is all over Love!
He got a cheap shot in from the start, and now he’s just... taunting a
bloodied Eddy Love! The carnage
these three are leaving... Lance Liezure is coming to up at the top of the
rampand there’s his ... whoever he is, helping out of here... it’s not worth
interfering in the business here at ringside, or at least that’s his
opinion... SB:
It’s not worth it to help out EDDY? BB:
Powers goes for the pin one more time... one...... two...... three!
Kevin Powers is the sole winner in this one, but not without a lot of
help! SB:
He SCREWED Eddy! BB:
And now Eddy’s getting rolled back in the ring, side by side with Steve
Radder... Kevin Powers and Nate Logan are holding Eddy up now, the fans are
booing their minds out... who is this? Who
is this Eddy clone? This stalker?
SB:
NO! BB:
WHOEVER HE IS, HE JUST TOOK LOVE DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK!
It’s starting to look like Powers and Logan know who this stalker is...
there’s helping Radder up, and THAT MAN JUST SUPERKICKED HIM, TOO, RADDER AND
LOVE ARE DOWN! SB:
NO! BB:
And now... whoever he is, he’s got Love on his shoulders, this can’t
be pretty... this man isn’t a large man by any means, but he’s obviously
strong as an ox... AN INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, I’m starting to see who
this is, Sammy! SB:
WHO? BB:
POWERS AND LOGAN ARE TELLING HIM TO PULL OF THE MASK!
THIS CROWD IS ON THE EDGE OF IT’S COLLECTIVE SEAT!
SB
and BB: ROB SAMPSON!
SB:
What the HELL is he doing on our show? BB:
“MR. MAIN EVENT” is here, he’s the one that’s been stalking Eddy!
I can’t believe this, and when Eddy and Radder come to, neither will
they! Powers is grabbing a mic right
off the bat! SB:
Surprise, damnit. These three
men WILL pay! BB:
This capacity crowd is jeering these three men... let’s hear what
Powers has to say... KP:
You see? They never saw it coming! I told EVERYONE to set their VCR's for this
one, ‘cause I was gonna make it special. Before the entire WORLD I have
written the closing chapter of the OLD PLR ... and created a NEW chapter for the
NEW PLR ... Powers ... Logan ... and of course Rob Sampson! Like I've been
saying all along boys ... out with the OLD ... and in with the NEW!
P... L... R, baby. Oh, and as for you GUNS ... I will see you soon,
but it'll be on MY terms ... ya little midget! BB:
I can’t believe what we’ve just seen... PLR, a new lineup for PLR,
and they’re back in business! SB:
Rob Sampson’s last name doesn’t start with an R!
AND WHAT THE HELL IS PLR, WITHOUT EDDY?
I can’t believe this! It’s
a sacrilege! Kevin Powers and Nate
Logan, and that sick... that sick... BB:
Marvin, get your finger on that button... SB:
That sick... sick... SICK... sad little man, these three are DESECRATING
PLR! Who the Hell do they think they
are? BB:
Calm down, Sammy... I’m sure Eddy and Steve Radder will have their
revenge one day, and that day will come very, very soon. SB: What? (CUTTO: One of the production areas in the back. GUNS is demanding that he be shown some video tape.) BB: It looks like GUNS has heard about the little discussion between The Pros that went on after he left. (The monitor begins showing footage from earlier...) MAYFIELD (holding arms out in a Hanz & Franz like pose, and talking in an extremely deep voice): Third Row, Inc. is about to open for business! And we're gonna PUMP (claps hands together!) YOU UP! MILES (continuing with the Hanz & Franz schtick): I'm going to tear this GIRLY MAN company down BRICK...by BRICK...with my MASSIVE arms and my BORING mic spots! (The footage continues as the camera show GUNS...and he doesn't look happy. As the clip comes to a close, he chuckles, than slams one massive fist into his other hand.) BB: That can't be good for Miles and Mayfield! And they're up next! SB: At least they're inside a steel cage! BB: Yeah, but Sammy, the whole point is, to win, they have to get OUT! And guess who might be waiting for them! SB: (shudders) Super RoidBoy. |
