(CUT TO: The video wall and entranceway. "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by SMASHING PUMPKINS cues up. On the video wall, a close-up of a cig being smoked by a pair of sassy, pouty, red female lips is followed by the same pair of lips exhaling, spelling out the words THE PROFESSIONALS on the screen. This is followed by the phrase HOT PROPERTY, followed by shots of EDDIE MAYFIELD in action-- in the ring, laughing as he puts a chain down his pants, doing a mic-spot in a diner while eating a piece of cherry pie, on a beach with waves crashing down on him.)

SB: YES! YES! Let the NEW age of Eddie begin!

BB: Aren't you being a turncoat to The Legend Killer? Isn't one Eddy obsession enough?

SB: It's never enough, Buckley. I'm going to rename my oldest son Eddie just so he can be as cool as Mayfield, our next CSWA World Champion!   In fact, he can be Eddy Eddie Benson.

RHUBARB JONES: Ladies and gentlemen... (the lights dim. At the top of the titantron, wearing a pair of leather pants with flames down the side, smoking his Camel, is "HOT PROPERTY" EDDIE MAYFIELD, smirking and making the "I want the title" gesture. Behind him, applauding, wearing a dress-shirt tucked into his trunks, is "COCKY" Craig Miles.  Now making his way down to ringside is the CSWA's self-proclaimed master of disguise AND Must See TV!  He hails from Jacksonville, Florida, where he was recently named North Florida 's Sexiest Male Athlete...

BB: What? Did he write this intro himself?

SB: It's true, it's true. They have good taste down there. I was named North Florida 's Sexiest Male Color Commentator.

(CUT TO: A shot of Hornet, at ringside, wearing a polo shirt and jeans.)

SB: And what is HE doing here? Can't glory-hog give it a rest?

BB: Hornet is intent on ensuring that the CSWA World Title matches are free from interference... he wants to make sure that everyone gets a fair shot at winning. So, you can make sure that Craig Miles won't get a chance to interfere in this one!   In fact, for long-time CSWA fans... you remember why Hornet would be most concerned about Craig Miles!

RJ: Ladies and gentlemen... this is HOT PROPERTTYYYYY EDDDYYYY MAYYYYYFIEEEEEELDDDD! 

(A lot of the crowd is booing Mayfield, but a decent amount are applauding and bowing, giving a MAY-FIELD MAY-FIELD chant that Miles eggs on.) 

(Mayfield is in the ring, standing on the second turnbuckle, raising his fists in the air. Miles is applauding and saluting. As soon as he does, the loud industrial metal that is "Blood, Milk and Sky" by White Zombie cues up. The crowd ERUPTS and an AHHH HOOO AHHH HOOO chant breaks out.)

(CLOSE UP: A fan holding up a sign that says AHO: NO NONSENSE with a pic of Evan Aho holding the CSWA World Title.on it. The video wall has various shots of Aho in action, hooking someone in a submission hold, hitting German Suplexes, knife edge chops and The Ecstasy Tiger Driver.)

BB: And here is the man who is, quite simply, the best pure wrestler alive today... a young man who may be the best pure wrestler in the history of the sport.

SB: He also might be the most BORING person ever. He eats, sleeps and breathes wrestling... he cares about nothing else.

BB: And since when is that a bad thing?

RJ: And nooowwwww making his way to the ring... (Aho walks out under the video wall, adjusting his wrist tape, title on his shoulder. He stares at the ring, already in his plain black tights, and begins to pace down the aisleway.)  He hails from Seattle , Washington . Called by many the first wrestler of the new millennium... this is the current CSWA World Champion.... thisssss  isss EVAAANNNN AHOOOOO-- (Rhubarb jumps out of the ring in a hurry as the action begins quickly.)

BB: MAYFIELD JUST DROPPED AHO OFF THE RING APRON WITH A TOPE FROM THE SECOND ROPE! AHO CLIMBED UP THE APRON AND WAS ABOUT TO GET IN THE RING BUT HOT PROPERTY DOVE THROUGH THE ROPES, SENDING BOTH MEN TO THE FLOOR!

SB: Always a new bag of tricks up Mayfield's sleeves! This is for the World Title, he's gotta do whatever he can to win it... by any means necessary!

BB: Aho landed hard on his left shoulder, crashing into the ring post before he could really brace himself for a landing. And now Mayfield is on top, lacing Aho with a series of hard punches.

SB: I can just taste it!  Champagne is going to be pouring tonight!  And then we're gonna have an ALL-EDDY FISH FUND!

BB: Mayfield now has Aho up by Aho's left arm and... OH NO! Mayfield just fell to the floor in one quick motion, irish whipping the champ into the ring steps! Aho hit the steps with that already-injured shoulder. Aho is now moaning in pain, holding his left arm.

SB: Mayfield is like a smark who smells blood. Evan Aho had a chance a few months ago and he took it and became an overnight sensation. This is my man's chance to do the same tonight... and he's going to do it!

BB: Mayfield is now up, coldly measuring Aho, stomping away on his shoulder. Mayfield has Aho's arm-- OH NO! Mayfield just flipped over the ring steps with it, snapping Aho's injured arm over it! 

(CUT TO: Miles nearby, going nuts, slapping five with some Professional fans at ringside.)

SB: I hope he snaps it, so we have a new Reign of Eddie, baby! Hot P, all the way!

BB: Ben Worthington is out on the floor... he's let control of this one get away from him early on but he's back out, forcing these guys to roll into the ring. 

(Hornet can clearly be seen in the background of this, a look of shock on his face at the gruesome early stages of this match.) 

BB: Eddie rolls Aho back into the ring and hooks the leg! One! Two! NO! Aho kicks out! And Mayfield AGAIN tries to cover Aho! One! Two! NO!

SB: I kind of wish Eddie kept it outside... he was dominating out there.

BB: Mayfield wants this match to be as wild as possible. Not taking anything away from Hot Property, but Evan Aho is the best wrestler in the sport today. He reminds me, personally, of a young Hornet, a young Mike Randalls, a young Eddy Love. Mayfield isn't going to be able to keep up with Evan Aho in the ring, but the more wild a brawl this match is, the less he plays into Aho's strengths.

SB: I completely disagree with you, Buckley. Aho IS great... but you don't give the man his due. Like he said in his promo leading up to the match... you THINK you know Eddie Mayfield, but no one knows Eddie Mayfield. Trust me, he's going to show you tonight that he's not only as good in the ring as Evan Aho... but he's even better!

BB: Mayfield is now over Mayfield, but Aho hits Mayfield with a powerful elbow thrust, even though he was on his back. That sends Mayfield to one knee, and now Aho snaps up--he meets Mayfield! with one of those harsh elbow's of his, causing Mayfield to back up. Aho AGAIN hits Mayfield with a hard elbow smash, stunning Mayfield. Aho now bounces off the ropes and spins-- ROARING ELBO-- NO!!! MAYFIELD dropped down and caught Aho in a drop-toe-hold! Aho just guilliotined himself off the bottom rope!

SB: IT'S HIS NIGHT!

BB: MAYFIELD COVERS! ONE! TWO! THR--NO! Mayfield covers a SECOND time! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Two MORE near pinfalls for Hot Property!

SB: He has Aho well-scouted. He's the smartest guy on the roster, Buckley.

BB: Mayfield immediately goes back to the Aho's shoulder, kicking it now. He now lifts Aho up by that arm and whips him, but HOLDS onto the arm! He's trying to wrench it out of the socket! Mayfield now off the ropes and hits a dropkick right to that arm!

SB: With deadly accuracy!

BB: Mayfield AGAIN covers! ONE! TWO! NO! AGAIN! ONE! TWO! NO! (The crowd goes NUTS as Miles, banging on the mat, starts yelling for Eddie.) Eddie Mayfield has come PERILOUSLY close to being the new CSWA World Champion folks.

SB: It was just months ago when NO ONE knew who Even Aho was. And then he defeated Steve Radder and is now the most sought after man in this sport. And the next man to that lever is Hot Property!

BB: Miles is leaping up and down. Eddie hoists Aho up-- no, Aho drops behind Eddie and hooks him-- TEXTBOOK GERMAN SUPLEX! AHO HOLDS ON! HE LIFTS MAYFIELD UP FROM THE MAT! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! AND AGAIN AHO HOISTS MAYFIELD UP! AND NOW HE SPINS FORWARD-- NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! NO! MAYFIELD KICKS OUT!

SB: Come on, Eddy. Just avoid those, baby!

BB: Aho is up, but Mayfield meets him with a low blow! CRADLE! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO! Aho JUST got his shoulder up.

SB: Each time Aho uses that shoulder, even to get out of a pin, it wears him down more and more. It's really been damaged!

BB: Mayfield, shaking the cobwebs out of his head, is holding the small of his back. Eddie's going for as many different pin attempts as possible... but he still has to avoid the dangerous offense of Evan Aho! One big suplex from Aho could mean the end of this match!

SB: This is Aho's match to lose... and Eddie's title to win!

BB: Mayfield stalks after Aho... Aho just CRACKED Mayfield with a blind muy-thai kick to the face! And another to the other side of Hot Property's face! And now Aho spins and takes Mayfield down, grabbing his arm in the process!

SB: Man, kicks that hard should be illegal. This ain't the All-Valley Karate Tournament. Sensei Kreese isn't anywhere NEAR here.

BB: Aho held onto Mayfield's arm and now he spins, getting one arm into a chicken wing.... and he elbows Mayfield in the back, freeing his other arm... AHO NOW HOOKS THAT ARM IN A DOUBLE CHICKEN WING... AND NOW HE BRIDGES BACK! 

(The crowd gets in a standing ovation for this unique move, as virtually every limb on Mayfield's body is being stretched at once. CLOSEUP: Craig Miles, leaping up and down, in excruciating pain himself.)

SB: OHHHH! I'M EVEN SORE FROM THIS!

BB: You get sore from opening a door. Mayfield is TRAPPED in this hold and is screaming in pain. Aho is bridged back, holding on. Mayfield might have to tap! Mayfield might have to tap! Worthington is asking him if he wants to quit... OH NO! WORTHINGTON JUST GOT HIT BY MAYFIELD! Worthington stumbled over Aho, forcing the hold to be broken! MAYFIELD WAS SHAKING AND HE HIT WORTHINGTON, WHO IS NOW SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT ALONG WITH THE WORLD CHAMP!!

SB: That was PURELY incidental contact, Buckley. PURELY. I can't BELIEVE you'd make an accusation of malevolence from Hot Property! He's a fair man!

BB: Mayfield sneaks a look towards his partner in crime, who climbs the ring apron-- (the crowd POPS!) NO! Hornet just ran over and Miles got off the apron ASAP. 

MILES: Woahahaha, timeout!

SB: Get Hornet out of there. He has NO business at ringside.

BB: And Miles does?

SB: Miles has an official manager's license! I saw it myself!

BB: (sighs) And if you remember a long while back, Hornet may still have a referee's license!  Mayfield hoists Aho up into the air-- SHOULDERBREAKER! And Mayfield again picks Aho up-- ANOTHER SHOULDERBREAKER! And for good measure, now Mayfield SLAMS Aho down to the mat, hard.

SB: Textbook wrestling from the REAL ring scientist!

BB: Mayfield now locks his legs around Aho's neck and grabs the arm-- TEXTBOOK JUDO ARMBAR! MAYFIELD IS TAKING A PAGE OUT OF EVAN AHO'S PLAYBOOK! 

MAYFIELD:  He's tapping, ref! He's tapping! I just heard him!

SB: HA! Aho ain't going to last in THIS hold!

BB: Craig Miles is close by, looking to help Mayfield out here-- but, AGAIN, Hornet is close by to make sure Miles doesn't interfere. And now Craig shoots Hornet a dirty look.

SB: As well he should! He's just offering his partner some advice! He wasn't going to do ANYTHING else.

BB: Aho, however, has bridged up out of the hold and... OH MY! EVAN AHO, WHILE CRADLED IN MAYFIELD'S ARMLOCK, IS NOW DOING A PICTURE PERFECT HEADSTAND! Mayfield is completely baffled-- WHAM! AHO JUST KICKED MAYFIELD IN THE FACE WHILE UPSIDE DOWN TO BREAK THE HOLD! (Miles is shaking his head in disbelief. The crowd starts applauding that bizarre hold.) Evan Aho is an innovator of offense!

SB: Give me a break. That HAD to be illegal. It just HAD to be.

BB: Aho now bounces off the ropes and delivers a flying knee to Mayfield's back! In one motion, Aho rolls around and hoists Mayfield up-- BACKBREAKER! And now ANOTHER ONE! And now--- OHHHHHH NOOOO!!! AHO PICKS MAYFIELD BACK UP AND SWINGS HIM AROUND LIKE A PENDULUM, DROPPING HOT PROPERTY IN A DDT RIGHT FROM THAT BACKBREAKER! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE CHAMP! THIS COULD BE IT! ONE! TWO! THRE-- NO!

SB: (panting) That... was too close for comfort!

BB: Aho now picks Mayfield off the mat... boot to the stomach-- (the crowd ERUPTS) AHO IS GOING FOR THE ECSTACY TIGER DRIVER! HE HAS MAYFIELD'S ARMS HOOKED! HE GOES-- NO! MAYFIELD FLIPS OUT OF IT AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR! (Miles runs over and starts massaging Mayfield's back. Mayfield has a stunned look on his face.)

SB: Give him a breather, Craig!

BB: Aho is REALLY in pain. I think he aggravated his shoulder injury when he went to deliver the Ecstasy, Sammy. He's really trying to get the knot out of his shoulder but I think he's suffered a serious injury!

SB: And don't think that Eddie Mayfield hasn't seen that! He, of course, IS a Professional!

BB: Miles whispers something to his partner, and Mayfield nods his head. Hornet, of course, is watching over them both like a hawk. Mayfield now climbs to the apron. Aho is there-- OOH! Eddie feinted like the was going to climb over the top but instead kneed Aho in the gut! MAYFIELD SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP AND CRADLES AHO! ONE! TWO! NO! MAYFIELD NOW CRADLES AHO! ONE! TWO! THR-- AHO REVERSES THE CRADLE! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Aho now elbows Mayfield and grabs Mayfield's leg and cinches in a half-crab!

SB: Oh man, AGAIN Hot Property almost took the title!

BB: I will admit, he is SLY like a fox and is an EXTREMELY cagey wrestler. But you also have to hand it to Evan Aho there... he almost outwrestled Eddy Mayfield and caught him in his own trap. Evan Aho is always a few steps ahead of his opponent and always finds a way to counter, even if his opponent is Eddie Mayfield, who has done one HELL of a scouting job for this match. I don't like the guy, but I'm REALLY impressed with what I've seen so far tonight from Hot Property... and SO are a LOT of these fans! 

(CUT TO: An eight-row section of fans, all wearing F454 Jersies, going nuts. Miles turns and points to them, yelling MUST SEE TV!)

SB: Mayfield is a master ring general. I'll give Aho his credit. He's great. He can end a match at any time. But he's in the ring right now with the smartest man in the game today... bar none.

BB: Mayfield gets up on one leg and grabs the ropes, forcing a break of the hold. Worthington is telling Aho to let go-- Mayfield thumbs the champ in the eye!

SB: The oldest move in Greco-Roman wrestling!

BB: Mayfield taps his arm and now LEVELS Aho with a clothesline! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO! AGAIN! ONE! TWO! NO! Mayfield pounds the mat... I think he's starting to get a little frustrated--

SB: Worthington was CLEARLY out of position there.

BB: But he now kicks the champ right on that shoulder, and again. He now picks Aho up and charges into the turnbuckle! And now Mayfield runs with him into the OTHER corner! Mayfield now spins and runs again-- AHO ROLLS OUT OF MAYFIELD'S BACK AND HOOKS HIM IN A HALF NELSON! HE LIFTS AND SLAMS EDDIE RIGHT ONTO HIS BACK!

SB: MAN. Eddie was about to take him on an Oklahoma Stampede. Aho is SO quick. He's gotta be on some illegal Human Growth Hormones.

BB: Aho now hooks Mayfields leg-- NOW HE SPINS... CROSSFACE! HE HAS AHO IN A CROSSFACE-STF COMBO!

SB: Ohhh man... How can Eddie BREATHE in that?

BB: Miles is beside himself... but Eddie is crawling... he's trying to break this hold that Aho has him in, but Aho is just PULLING back, trying to strangle Mayfield to make him tap!

SB: Just pretend your reaching for a pack of smokes, HP!

BB: Mayfield reaching for the ropes and.... yes! yes! He's made it! (The crowd is applauding. Miles hops up and falls to the floor, exasperated.) Mayfield REALLY dug down deep to get out of that hold!

SB: He's got GUTS as big as his brain, Buckley!

BB: Mayfield is holding his back, and Miles is yelling something to him. Aho picks Mayfield up and whips him into the corner and charges-- BIIIIGTIME LARIAT that almost DECAPITATED Mayfield! Aho AGAIN whips Mayfield towards the corner and charges--- NO! AHO HITS THE CORNER WITH THAT INJURED SHOULDER OF HIS!

SB: Ring presence, Buckley! Ring presence!

BB: Actually, it looked there that Craig Miles MAY have pushed Eddie Mayfield out of the way. Hornet is over towards that side of the ring, yelling at Miles to knock it off. 

CUT TO: Miles: Get out my grill, old man!

BB: Aho limps out of the corner-- kick to the stomach by Mayfield! DDT FROM DOWNTOWN JACKSONVILLE ! THIS COULD BE IT! ONE! TWO! THRE---NOOOOO! AHO JUST GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPES!

SB: NO! NO! HE HAD HIM! WE HAD A NEW CHAMP RIGHT THERE!

BB: Eddie Mayfield and Craig Miles are BESIDE themselves. Mayfield is STOMPING on the mat, completely frustrated. Miles is yelling at Worthington . Mayfield now hooks Aho and bounces him off the ropes-- SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER! COVER! HE HAS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! ONE! TWO! THR-! NO! AHO JUST GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Now Mayfield HOOKS THE LEG and puts his feet on the MIDDLE rope! ONE! TWO! THR-! NO! Aho got his shoulder up again, grunting in pain in the process. NOW EDDIE HAS HIS FEET ON THE TOP ROPE!!! WITH CRAIG MILES HOLDING ONTO MAYFIELD'S FEET! (Some in the crowd laugh at this.) AND NOW EDDIE ALSO HAS A BLATANT HANDFUL OF TIGHTS! ONE! TWO! THR--NO! BEN WORTHINGTON FINALLY SAW WHAT EDDIE MAYFIELD WAS UP TO AND FORCES HIM TO STOP, THANKS TO HORNET!!! 

Eddie: I ain't done NUTHIN'!

SB: Man, Hornet NEEDS to be fined for his conduct this match. That was OUTRAGEOUS.

BB: Hornet has just about had it with Craig Miles and is right in Miles face! Worthington is ducked between the ropes, yelling at Hornet and Miles to cool it down. Mayfield has Aho upside down... SCREWJOB! SCREWJOB! SPINNING TOMBSTONE ! (Miles starts leaping up and down with glee.) But Mayfield jarred his already-injured back! He's sprawled on the mat, holding his back in pain!

SB: THIS COULD BE IT! COME ON, EDDY! COME ON!

BB: MAYFIELD IS CRAWLING OVER, SCREAMING THAT HE'S THE NEW CHAMP! HE LIES BACKFIRST ON EVAN AHO! (The crowd counts along. Mayfield and Miles are pumping their fists with each count.) ONNNNEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THREEEENOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Mayfield gets up, holding his back with one hand, pantomiming for the title with the other. Miles is besides himself in disbelief, holding his head, falling to the floor, crying.) AHO KICKED OUT! AHO KICKED OUT!

SB: NO! NO! SLOW COUNT! SLOW COUNT!

BB: EDDIE MAYFIELD IS CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY! A LOT OF THESE FANS ARE CHEERING, THINKING HE WON! EDDIE MAYFIELD JUST ALMOST PINNED EVAN AHO!

SB: HE DID! NOOOOOO!

BB: WORTHINGTON FINALLY JUST TOLD MAYFIELD HE DIDN'T WIN! MAYFIELD IS BESIDE HIMSELF! HE JUST BLINDSIDED WORTHINGTON WITH A HARD PUNCH! WORTHINGTON DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING! HE'S OUT COLD!

SB: GOOD! GOOD! HE SHOULD BE TERMINATED!

BB: Hornet looks at Worthington and Miles just took a cheap shot and shoved him into the ringpost! I think Hornet is busted wide open!

SB: GOOD! GOOD! I HOPE HE BLEEDS TO DEATH!

BB: MILES IS ON THE APRON! HE JUST THREW SOMETHING IN THE RING TO MAYFIELD! IT'S A CHAIN! IT'S A CHAIN!

SB: YES! YES!

BB: Mayfield is hunched over... Aho gets up... HE JUST CLOBBERED AHO WITH THAT CHAIN! (The crowd is going NUTS, yelling for Mayfield's head.) EDDY MAYFIELD JUST HIT EVAN AHO IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIN!! AHO IS OUT! THE CHAMP IS OUT! MAYFIELD DOESN'T NEED TO RESORT TO THIS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! ANY RESPECT I HAD FOR HIM I HAVE LOST ALREADY! MILES IS HOPPING UP AND DOWN ON THE APRON LIKE A LUNATIC! MAYFIELD COVERS AHO!

SB: YES! YES! YES!

BB: AN ALMOST UNCONSCIOUS WORTHINGTON WITH THE COUNT! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMP! ONNNNNE!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEE---NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! A BLOODIED HORNET JUST PULLED BEN WORTHINGTON OUT OF THE RING FROM THE RING APRON! MAYFIELD THOUGHT HE WON! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

SB: DQ AHO AND GIVE MAYFIELD THE TITLE FOR HORNET'S OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!

BB: HORNET NOW CHARGES MILES-- SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! HE JUST SPEARED CRAIG MILES OFF THE RING APRON THROUGH A TABLE AT RINGSIDE BOTH MEN ARE OUT COLD!

SB: GET UP CRAIG! EDDIE NEEDS YOU!

BB: Mayfield, holding the small of his back, is now reaching into his tights! He's pulling out all the lowest tricks he can find tonight...

SB: HE CAME PREPARED!

BB: Mayfield's got knucks! He's got brass knucks!

SB: YES! YES!

BB: Mayfield swings at Aho with the knucks-- AHO DUCKS UNDER! He has Mayfield hooked for a salto suple-- NO! NO! MAYFIELD JUST CLOBBERED AHO WITH THE KNUCKS! AHO COLLAPSES LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS! BUT WORTHINGTON IS STILL SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!

SB: COME ON! COME ON!

BB: EDDIE IS YELLING AT WORTHINGTON , ON TOP OF AHO! WORTHINGTON SLITHERS HIS WAY OVER!  SOMEONE IS RUNNING DOWN TOWARDS RINGSIDE! IT'S SIMPLY STUNNING! (A lot of the crowd-- mostly girls-- are booing. But some guys are booing and rooting for Mayfield.) WORTHINGTON MAKES THE COUNT! ONEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOO!!!!! THREEEENOOOOOOO!!!! SIMON WILCOX JUST PUT EVAN AHO'S FOOT ON THE ROPE!  

(CUT TO: Michael Hardy, clad in a Simply Stunning cammo hockey jersey, pounding on the mat.) WORTHINGTON AGAIN IS SLUMPED ON THE MAT...

SB: NOOOOOOO!!! BAN HIM!!!

BB: MAYFIELD IS BESIDE HIMSELF! HARDY IS ON THE APRON AND YELLING AT HIS ARCH-NEMESIS! MAYFIELD BUMPS INTO HARDY, SENDING HIM CRASHING INTO THE RING RAILING! HARDY RUNS OVER TO HIS PARTNER!

SB: I HOPE HE'S GONE FOR GOOD! HE SHOULD BE EXPELLED AND SENT TO GXW!

BB: AHO IS UP AND TAKES MAYFIELD DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! AHO IS NOW PUNCHING MAY-- NO! NO! MAYFIELD HITS AHO AGAIN WITH THOSE KNUCKS! AHO AGAIN FALLS TO THE MAT!

SB: THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE!

BB: MAYFIELD IS NOW IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF THE RING, AGAIN GOING THROUGH HIS TRUNKS! HE'S GOT... HE'S GOT.. A LIGHTER!

SB: FEEL THE HEAT, DADDY!

BB: HE'S GOT SOME SORT OF PAPER! HE'S GOING TO TRY AND BURN THE WORLD CHAMP!-- (the crowd POPS again as Michael Hardy sneaks into the ring.) OHHHHHH MYYY!!!!! EDDIE MAYFIELD JUST SPUN AND THREW FIRE IN THE FACE OF MICHAEL HARDY, WHO DOVE BETWEEN HIS RIVAL AND EVAN AHO! (Hardy is holding his face, SCREAMING in pain.)

SB: I'M GLAD THAT PUNK GOT BURNED! I CAN SMELL HIS FLESH FROM HERE!

BB: MAYFIELD LOOKS AT WHAT HE DID AND SMILES-- EVAN AHO JUST KICKED MAYFIELD IN THE STOMACH! HE HAS THE ARMS HOOKED! (The crowd POPS.) ECSTASY! THE TIGER DRIVER! BUT AHO JUST HURT THAT SHOULDER! MAYFIELD GOT DUMPED ON HIS NECK BUT AHO'S SHOULDER MIGHT BE SEPARATED!

SB: WAKE UP, MAYFIELD!

BB: AHO IS HURT, ROLLING ON THE MAT! HOT PROPERTY IS OUT COLD! AHO IS CRAWLING OVER AND LOOKS AT WORTHINGTON WHO IS STILL SHAKEN UP!

SB: WHAT IS HE DOING?

BB: AHO ISN'T GOING FOR THE PIN! HE HOISTS MAYFIELD UP AND AGAIN HOOKS HIM... A SECOND ECSTASY TIGER DRIVER! AHO NOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS! WORTHINGTON COUNTS!

SB: (defeated) Oh....

BB: THIS IS ELEMENTARY! (The crowd counts along) ONEEE!!!! TWOOOO!!!! THREEEE!!!! EVAN AHO MADE SURE... HE MADE SURE THAT HE DEFEATED EDDIE MAYFIELD BY HITTING TWO STRAIGHT TIGER DRIVERS! (EMT's come HAULING to ringside, from all over.)

SB: How CLOSE did my guy come tonight?

BB: After 35 minutes... tables being broken, men being burnt and TWO Ecstasy Tiger Driver's... but Evan Aho once again proved that he is the BEST wrestler in the world by making SURE he put away Hot Property while he had the chance.

SB: He's boring on the mic... but I'll give him his credit. It's going to take a MIRACLE for someone to pry that title off of Evan Aho's hands!