BB:
We've got one match left before we get to our Double Main Event tonight.
We heard Plett declare his innocence earlier, or try to at least.
SB:
MOLE!
BB:
We'll find out if Shane Southern and Lawrence Stanley feel like they can trust
him in the six-man match against the Hip Hop Express and their mystery partner.
SB:
What if their mystery partner is the Freak!
BB:
Wouldn't make much sense... then again, not much the former tag champs do makes
a whole lot of sense. We've got some footage that took place during the
break... it looks like this six-man may not have six men after all!
(The Hip Hop Express are seen coming toward the gorilla position with red
eyes and smirks on their faces, obviously taking part in their pre-match ritual.
Upon entering the area just ahead of the entrance, they spot Wicked Sight.
Inferno Ice whispers something to Boogie Smallz, who then lurks behind some
equipment while Inferno gets Sight’s attention.)
INFERNO: Yo Mikey…I need to talk to you. I know that the last time we were
face to face backstage…things got a little heated and I wanted to be the
bigger man and admit I was wrong a out of line.
MP: Look, I’ve got this GXW (bleep) to worry about, I’ve got two guys I’m
about to team up with that might not trust me now… You crossed the line,
Inferno. You took what I said the wrong way and then you tried to provoke me
into fighting with you. (Sighs) I just don’t really have much to say to you.
We have our match tonight and I’m going to have to prove myself all over again
to the entire…
(Boogie Smallz comes out of the shadows and nails Sight with a fire
extinguisher.)
BOOGIE: Oops, my bad…did I interrupt something.
INFERNO: (Laughs) Nah man…we were just finishing up.
(The HHE start to walk off, but after a few steps Inferno’s eyes light up
and he goes back over to the fallen Sight.)
INFERNO: While it’s on my mind, I think I’ll be taking this. I look
better in it, anyway.
(Inferno reaches down to Sight and rips off his gold leaf medallion and looks
at it in his hand.)
INFERNO: (Smiles) Yo Boogie, this thing isn’t even real gold…it’s like
copper or something.
(Boogie looks down, laughing, and gives Sight a few kicks for good measure.
Shane Southern and Lawrence Stanley hear the commotion and rush over. The HHE
back off and continue walking away.)
SS: Sight, what’d they do ta’
ya?
MP: Oh…
(bleep)… we’re going
to kick their ass…
SS: Look, we’re up after tha’
break, and I need ta’ know… are ya’ with the CSWA or not?
Look me in tha’ eye and say it like a man!
LS: Where do you stand,
Plett?
(Plett is trying to pick himself up from the floor, and his expression is one
of frustration.)
MP: I am
CSWA.
Now let’s try to take care of business…
BB: Looks like Plett is going to gut it out
after that attack.
(CUE UP: “God Save The Queen”
– huge face pop)
BB: And we’re about to start a
six man tag with a lot of controversy surrounding it… are the guys on Lawrence
Stanley’s team all on one page?
SB: No!
The Chalupa is GXW!
BB: Wait, something
ELSE is going on
backstage!
(CUT TO: The Hip Hop Express are
at the gorilla position when a familiar face comes bursting onto the scene.
“The Apocalypse” Gabriel Poe looks upset.)
BOOGIE: What up, playa? You ready for the big six man tag tonight? I knew we
could count on you as being our partner.
POE: Why the hell did you guys set Wicked Sight up, like that? Don’t you
know that he and I go way back?
INFERNO: 'Poc, he had it comin’ to him. You see how he blasted us on TV,
the little runt thinks he’s better than us.
POE: Inferno … give me the
medallion … now.
INFERNO: What? You gotta be kiddin’ me!
It’s only copper… I PROMISE! (laughs)
I ain’t givin’ back (bleep)! He wants it back…he’s gonna have to
take it from me!
POE: So be it … I don’t think I can be your tag partner tonight…good
luck finding a replacement.
(Poe exits the room and the HHE look at each other.)
BOOGIE: Now what?
INFERNO: I think Shamon is free…we don’t need 2Poc…we’re the Hip Hop
Express!
BOOGIE: I ain’t teamin’ with that damn fruit! I’d rather go in without
a partner!
INFERNO: We may end up doing just that.
Sight,
Stanley & Southern
vs.
Hip Hop Express & Mystery Partner
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(CUT TO: The ring, where Shane
Southern and Lawrence Stanley are both in the ring finishing out last minute
stretches.)
(CUE UP: “Just Got Wicked” by
Cold… big mixed reaction.)
BB: It looks like the Hip Hop
Express are without a tag team partner!
SB: Well, it’s better than
having a turncoat in your corner! It’s
too bad Plett has to sneak around and do it, he’s not a true hero like Dan
Ryan… he’s right in the middle. A
coward…
BB: Oh shut up.
These three are set for action and I honestly can’t say if they are on
the same page or not, but here comes their opposition in the form of a
formidable tag team, the Hip Hop Express…
(CUE UP: HHE’s theme… nice
reaction.)
BB: Boogie and Inferno have hit
the ring and are going straight to Southern and Stanley, Plett is trying to get
a piece of action but you’ve got to think that brutal attack backstage will
have some affect on him!
SB: Look at Inferno… he’s
wearing Plett’s medallion! Classic!
BB: Referee Manny Juarez is
making Southern and Plett back into their corners, it looks like Stanley and
Boogie are going to officially start this one off…
SB: Inferno and Boogie may become
my favorite team… well, besides the Professionals.
BB: Stanley and Boogie go in for
a test of strength, and Stanley is pushing Boogie into the corner, he has a
clean break, but there’s Boogie with a hard right hand to Stanley’s mouth.
SB: Is this the same Lawrence
Stanley that was almost the CSWA champion a year ago?
I don’t think so…
BB: Just because Lawrence Stanley
plays by the rules doesn’t mean he’s not one of the fiercest competitors
that this company has… And he shows it with a whip into the corner and by
following in with a shoulderblock, Boogie folds over and stumbles to a knee,
and there goes Lawrence Stanley with the tag to his partner Shane Southern…
SB: These two are going to know
better than to tag Sight in, he’s their extra man, and since they can’t
TRUST him, why worry about him?
BB: Sammy, I’ve got to believe
in my heart that a guy like Michael Plett is CSWA.
If he isn’t, then we can’t trust anybody… since the day he stepped
away from the Forsaken, he has been the go-to-guy for promotional appearances
and…
SB: Blah, blah, blah… look at
the Hip Hop Express double teaming Shane Southern in the corner, laying in
fists!
BB: You condone that, Sammy?
… Of course you do, don’t answer that!
Juarez is making Boogie step out, Inferno is the legal man and here he
goes with another set of fists to Southern, but Southern battling back with some
rights of his own, and now a knife-edged chop, and here goes an Irish whip to
the corner, Southern follows through… Inferno is on the canvas and Southern
backs into the ropes…
SB: WHAM!
BB: Boogie with a hard elbow to
the back of Southern’s head from outside the ring, and Southern hits the
canvas, Inferno makes the tag and Boogie comes in to pound away on Shane
Southern, taking it to the man that has come oh-so-close to the Heavyweight
title in the past months
SB: Close but no cigar, Buckley.
BB: Inferno and Boogie are
double-teaming Shane Southern and here comes Plett to try and make the save, but
Juarez is stopping him!
SB: Chalupa is keeping the
ref’s attention! He’s purposely
doing in Shane Southern
BB: Well, Lawrence Stanley seems
to think so, he pulls Mike back and shoves him, yelling in his face, and the
referee turns around to get Inferno out of the ring… Inferno is still wearing
Wicked Sight’s necklace, and you know Plett can’t like that…
SB: What does that stoner care
about anyway?
BB: SOUTHERN WITH A HUGE DROPKICK
TO BOOGIE AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BOTH MEN GOING FOR THE TAG…
SB: They’re inches away… you
KNOW Plett won’t get the tag from Shane Southern, not after what we heard
tonight about that Chalupa.
BB: PLETT STEALS THE TAG FROM
STANLEY AND HE FLIES ACROSS THE RING, FLYING FOREARM TO INFERNO!
SB: He’s GOT to be a traitor!
He stole the tag from Stanley!
BB: Plett’s overcome with
anger, Sammy, he’s got a lot to be frustrated about right now and he’s got
GUNS at FISH FUND… Plett turns and is pounding on Boogie now, and this
three-on-one affair is definitely a huge advantage for this team…
SB: Not so fast, Buckley… here
comes GABRIEL POE, THE APOCALYPSE!
BB: He was sticking up for Plett
earlier, I doubt he’s here to tag with the Hip Hop Express… things in the
ring are turning ugly, all five men are in, Southern and Stanley are pounding
away on Boogie now and Plett has rolled Inferno out of the ring, he’s pounding
away by the steps…360 DEGREE CLOTHESLINE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND
INFERNO IS DOWN!
SB: What’s Apocalypse doing?
BB: Apocalypse just pulled
Sight’s medallion from around Inferno’s neck, he’s handing it to Mike
Plett, the two go back a long, long way…
SB: Plett nods and takes it…
SUCKER PUNCH! APOCALYPSE JUST
LEVELED MIKE PLETT, THAT’S WHAT THE CHALUPA GETS!
BB: In the ring here, Southern
with the pinfall, but Inferno breaks it up, Apocalypse is pulling Lawrence
Stanley out of the ring by the legs… Apocalypse with right hands to Stanley,
these two big men going at it… Southern is in the ring all alone now with
Boogie and Inferno, who looks a bit worse for wear… Both men with a tandem
clothesline and a double cover, Manny’s accepting this pinfall for some
reason… one… two… THREE! The
Hip Hop Express pull an upset win over the three “next level” guys, chalk up
the assist to their surprise partner The Apocalypse!
SB: Speaking of which, look right
in front of us, The Apocalypse and Lawrence Stanley are still trading blows…
BB: The Hip Hop Express are in
the ring pounding away at Shane Southern, and Mike Plett rolls in to make the
save! He’s got to be by our side,
Sammy…
SB: Doubt it.
BB: Sight has a chair in hand and
he just cleared the ring, but Apocalypse and Stanley are still here trading
shots… Apocalypse and Stanley are
fighting their way into the ring now, and Southern and Plett are shaking hands!
They are clearly on the same page, fans… Stanley bumps into Plett!
SB: PLETT JUST FLOORED STANLEY
WITH A CHAIR! I KNEW IT!
BB: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, SAMMY!
AN ACCIDENT!
SB: STANLEY IS ON THE GROUND
BEFORE US, AND APOCALYPSE IS LEAVING HIS PRONE BODY HERE!
Shane Southern isn’t happy, either, Buckley!
BB: Southern spins Plett around,
you can hear him questioning Sight! Plett
rolls out and he’s going to tend to his fallen partner, I guess the rumors are
going to be flying now… did he do it on purpose or not?
The bottom line here is, The Hip Hop Express and Apocalypse pulled a fast
one on Mike Plett, it cost his team and these three guys are CLEARLY not
together right now… we’ve got to hit a commercial break, fans...two HUGE
matches, NEXT!
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