BB: Well, Sammy it’s been an INCREDIBLE night of action so far!  And I can’t think of a better way to top it off with a main event between MARK WINDHAM and EDDY LOVE with the winner going on to Fish Fund with a World Heavyweight Title shot!

SB:  C’mon Buckley, what’s more important is that Eddy Love is going to repay that bastard for all the wrong things he committed against Love’s Playboy in Arms – TROY WINDHAM! The family secrets, the abuse, the lies – it’s all gonna be on Mark’s head tonight (pauses and snickers) in the form of a HURRICANE PILEDRIVER!  WHOOOOOOOO!

(CUTTO:  A closeup shot of JONES standing with the mic in his hand…)

JONES: OHHHHHHHHKLAHOHHHHHHHMA CITEEEEEEEEE, ARE YOU READY!?  (pop!) EYE! SAID! ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU READY!? (louder pop!) This next match is the MAIN EVENT of tonight’s telecast of CEE-ESS-DOUBLE YOU-AY PRRRRAAAAAAAHMTIIIIIIIME!  It is a standard one fall affair with a thirty minute time limit!  In accordance with Owner Chad Merritt’s announcement – the WINNER of this match will receive a WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOT at FISH FUND XIII! (loud pop!)

(CUEUP: ‘Whole Lotta Love/Trampled Underfoot’ – Led Zeppelin.  (THE PLACE EXPLODES!) 

(CUTTO: The video wall – a sparkling ruby heart with gold lining fades onto the jumbotron screen, it explodes as fireworks go off around the entrance curtain and the Tron!  The screen shows montage of EDDY LOVE matches and a Hurricane Piledriver highlight reel! CUTTO:  The entrance ramp – fireworks going off as a laser light shines a big heart on the curtain. All of a sudden, ‘HURRICANE’ EDDY LOVE (HUGE POP!) struts through the curtain and then does a 360 spin with his arms raised! Behind him, SWEET MELISSA walks out with her arms folded and looking very unhappy!)

JONES: Introducing our first competitor, hailing from the great state of SOUTH CAROLINA !  He is a former CSWA World Heavyweight Champion in BOTH the singles and tag ranks! Once a member of the highly esteemed P-L-R and now one-half of the dynamic PLAYBOYS INCORPORATED, he is the man that goes to the fair and brings home the Teddy Bear!  THE LEGEND KILLER! ‘HURRRRRRRRRICAYYYYYYYYYNE’ EDDY LLLLLLLLUUUUUUVVVVVVVVV!

(CUTTO:  A barrage of fireworks go off over LOVE’s raised arms as he walks!  He’s wearing thick gold rimmed black shaded sunglasses, a sparkling red robe decorated with silver rhinestones heart and a gold embroidered ‘Hurricane’ written in cursive on the back!  LOVE rushes over to a fan with a sign, takes it from him and shows it to the camera, it reads " WE MISS YOU TROY!" SWEET MELISSA still looks pissed, she’s wearing a black dress and just storms off ahead of LOVE – not waiting for him. LOVE gives the sign back to the fan and struts down to the ring, blowing kisses to the crowd! MELISSA, who normally sits on the middle rope for LOVE decides not to and just stands by a ringpost.  LOVE looks at her funny and shrugs – he hops onto the apron, slingshots over the top rope and rips off his robe to thousands of women screaming!)

SB (V/O):  There is NO entrance like an Eddy Love entrance.

BB (V/O):  Unless someone sees YOU at the Sizzler.

(The arena goes completely black, the music shuts off! Thousands of camera bulbs flash, the crowd starts buzzing as NOTHING happens!)

SB (V/O): This energy conservation plan is ridiculous!

(CUTTO:  The video wall – the pictures fades into MARK WINDHAM (LOUD POP!) sitting alone in a torn up room of an abandoned warehouse.  WINDHAM is looking out the window, the camera goes on an extreme closeup as WINDHAM turns – now, all you see is his face looking right at you.)

WINDHAM :  The truth will awaken you.

(CUEUP:  Theme from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  (LOUD POP!) 

(The jumbotron fades to black and an ominous neon green light comes over the whole arena, while spotlights pan and scan over the arena for 10 seconds until they all swing and shine on the entrance curtain, where on cue MARK WINDHAM walks out from the curtain wearing nothing but his black wrestling trunks and black boots – he gets a HUGE OVATION!  SUNSHINE DEL PAYNE walks behind him wearing a cranberry red dress.)

JONES:  ANNNNNNND HIS OPPONENT, hailing from SWEETWATER , TEXAS !  (Some Texans that crossed the border cheer!) He is a former UNIFIED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, a multi-time UNITED STATES and NATIONAL CHAMPION, he’s one of the founders of AMERICA ’S TEAM – The LIVING Legend, the Human X-FILE! THIS! IS! MMARRRRRRRRRRRRRRK WIIIIIIIINDHAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

(CUTTO: WINDHAM walks slowly to the ring, focusing straight ahead while holding his hands out for the fans to slap him five. WINDHAM remains focused, staring straight ahead – he gets to ringside and rolls under the bottom rope.  DEL PAYNE takes her place at the opposite ringpost of SWEET MELISSA.  As WINDHAM gets up he strides to the middle of the ring, where LOVE walks right over and gets in his face!  Referee PEE WEE TROUTMAN gets in the middle of them, trying to break it up! LOVE and WINDHAM don’t take their eyes off each other, both possessing cold, steely stares…the crowd starts clapping and stomping in anticipation of the DREAM MATCH!)

BB: Oklahoma City is about to witness something special, Sammy!

SB :   If you call the public execution of the LIVING PSYCHO by the greatest physical specimen on God’s Green Earth, then you’re damn right they’re about to see something special!

BB:  You can run down the history, folks.  You can list all the events, tragedies and battles that have made these two men forever intertwined in CSWA folklore.  You can speak of Troy Windham – their common bond.  And through that bond, one can call this match nothing, but two half brothers wanting to spill each other’s blood.  This match goes very deep, probably to a personal level we haven’t seen since the likes of Eli Flair coming for Mike Randalls on accusations of killing his wife, or Marcus Cameron literally trying to steal Guns’ family, or even Mark Windham and Hornet themselves and their long history forever linked.

SB:  Tonight, neither man gets it back. What goes down tonight could very well be the fate of both men’s careers here in the CSWA. Forget the history, Buckley – look at what’s at stake!  Not only will Troy Windham SURELY watch this match to make sure his brother-in-arms Eddy Love does the right thing and defend his honor, but there’s a WORLD TITLE shot in this. The winner has the chance at the GOLD. It’s family pride, it’s career pride, it’s intensity at its highest pitch!  And that’s the level that brings out the BEST in Eddy Love.

(SFX: BELL!  THE CROWD ROARS!)

BB:  POWER UP THE TIVO, OR ITS VHS HIT THE RECORD ‘CAUSE THIS IS HISTORY! Windham in the black trunks with long hair, Love in the red with the trimmed blonde locks.  Both men circling each other, feeling each other out.  Love drops to a knee for a takedown, but Windham hops backwards and slaps him away. Love back up and he jogs in a circular path, while Windham stays more grounded in a defensive stance.

SB:  He can dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee, Buckley!  Windham may be a little stronger and bigger than Love, but nobody goes LONGER than the Marathon Man himself – Eddy Love!

BB: You’re right on the nose there, Sam.  Windham has a 20-25 pound weight advantage over Love. Collar and Elbow tie up and we see Windham using it right away to push Eddy back into the corner!  Troutman quickly starts his five count as Love raises his arms up.  Windham backs off with a clean break!  Both men circling each other again, collar and elbow lock up – Love sneaks behind Windham and hooks in a hammerlock!  Love turns that into a wrist lock, and now twists Windham’s arm around into an Arm bar!  Windham lowers his shoulder and backs Eddy against the ropes – Troutman over and starts the five count!  Eddy lets go and raises his arms up and Windham backs of slowly – OH!  Right jab by Love! (boos!) That was a cheap shot! Windham fires back with a roundhouse right! Love with a right!  Windham with one!  Love rakes the eyes (boos!) and Windham staggers backwards temporarily blinded!

SB:  Cheap, dirty – this man was made in the greatest molds of professional wrestlers and trained by geniuses!

BB:  Love blasts Windham with a right hand sending him against the ropes!  Love with a big chop! (CROWD:  WHOOOOOOO!)

SB:  Quoth Steven Flair nevermore.

BB:  Another chop! (CROWD: WHOOOOOO!) Love with an Irish Whip, no reversed by Mark! Back body drop – No! Love with a kick to the face staggering Windham !  Love charges with a clothesline, but Windham ducks – Love off the ropes and Windham catches him with a hiptoss!  Love scrambles to his feet and Windham nails a dropkick sending Love to the mat! (cheers!) Love and Windham to their feet and Windham explodes with another dropkick on Love’s jaw! Love a little dazed now and Windham pounces on him with an elbow to the back of his head! Windham brings Love up by the hair and rams him right into the turnbuckles! And again! Again!  Windham spins Love around, huge right hand! Big chop!  (CROWD: WHOOOOO!) Windham with a HARD Irish Whip across the ring and LOVE GOES UP AND OVER THE TURNBUCKLES LANDING FEET FIRST ON THE APRON! (CHEERS!) He’s drunkwalking along the apron and WINDHAM BULLRUSHES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!  (SFX: CRASH! CHEERS!) AND LOVE FLEW INTO THE BARRICADE!

SB:  What the hell is up with Sweet Melissa?  Normally, she’d have been all over that screaming for Eddy to move!  (CUTTO: SWEET MELISSA standing pat, angry, cross-armed and silent!) What the hell?  IS IT HER TIME OF THE MONTH?

BB:  Windham rolling out of the ring and he’s not missing a beat – I haven’t seen him THIS focused in a long time!  Windham laying the boots into Love who looks like a human traffic wreck out there!

SB:  Hey! It takes some time to get warmed up!

BB:  Windham grabs Love by the hair and brings him to his feet. Blasts him with a right hand! Windham grabs Love and throws him by the head into the barricade! Love staggers out trying to shake the cobwebs and Windham grabs him and tosses him facefirst into the ringpost! (cheers!) Windham is showing Love no mercy here at the beginning! Love barely able to stand, Windham grabs him by the hair and throws him in the ring!  Windham hops up on the apron and walks through the ropes! Love on his feet, walking around like a drunk! He swings at Windham , misses and falls on his face!  (pop!) Windham runs off the ropes and crushes Love on the back of the neck with a big elbow drop!  Love screams out after that one!

SB:  He’s just playing possum, you’ll see.  Just when you think you’ve got Eddy, HE gets you.

BB:  We’ll see about that. Windham brings Love up to his feet and hooks him in a bear hug – NO! (cheers!) OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Windham rolls over and goes for the pin! ONE!  TWO! NO!  (cheers!) Love kicks out! If he’s not careful playing possum, he may just get knocked out!  Windham brings Love up to his feet, hooks him and delivers a side backbreaker! Love howling out after getting broken across Windham ’s knee!

SB:  Blast it – I don’t know what’s going on out there, it just doesn’t seem right that Melissa isn’t shouting instructions.  What’s her deal?

BB:  Eli Flair’s head hasn’t been served cold on a platter, yet.

SB:  Women – they always want more and more and more…

BB:  You know that’s why you live in a single room apartment, Sammy.  Windham slowly bringing Love up to his feet and rocks him back with a forearm! Windham delivers a headbutt that floors Love into the corner! Windham now with some rapid kicks into Love’s gut! (cheers!) Windham bends over, rips Love up and stands him up – he measures him and crushes him with a right!  Troutman warning him about those closed fists!

SB:  I hear Eddy has some policy on his face that Merritt would owe him millions. If  he only knew how psycho Randalls then he’d own this company considering how much his hair was worth.  No way, Merritt could pay that off.

BB:  Windham whales on Love’s chest with some chops! He’s whipping him like a mule in there, a real Texan beatdown!  Windham picks Love up, places him on the top turnbuckle and crushes him with a right hand for good measure!  Windham going up to the second (cheers!) – he hooks Love and RIIIIIIIIIIIIDES HIM DOWN WITH A SUPERPLEX!  (CHEERS!) WINDHAM COMPLETES IT WITH A ROLL-OVER FOR THE PIN! ONE!  TWO! THRRNO!  (CHEERS!) THAT ALMOST ENDED IT!

SB:  That was too close, something is wrong here!  Eddy needs to snap out of it and take CONTROL!

BB:  Windham looking a little disappointed, but has some confidence that he could put Eddy away soon!  He brings him up and nails a forearm that sends Eddy reeling against the ropes! Windham grabs and whips him off the ropes – BIG POWERSLAM! (cheers!) WINDHAM STAYS ON FOR THE PIN!  ONE! TWO! NO! (CHEERS!) Love showing no offense, but I think he’s got some gas left to turn the ship around!

SB:  He’s lookin’ like the Titanic!

BB:  Windham brings up Love by the hair and powers him back into the corner! Windham with a hard Irish whip and Love goes up and over the turnbuckles again!  (pop!) Windham runs over and slingshots Love back into the ring! Windham all over Love and stands him up in the corner! He signals ONE MORE TIME!

SB:  Dear Lord.

BB:  He whips Love hard! UP! AND OVER!  (LOUD POP!) Love TEETERING on the apron – Whoa! ALMOST fell off there!  Windham measuring Love, he rushes in – (HUGE CHEER!) WHAT A MOVE BY LOVE! WHAT A MOVE BY LOVE! Windham went for the clothesline, Love on PURE instinct counters by hooking Windham ’s head in a Cutter position and DROPPING off the apron, which made Windham ’s neck SNAP over the top rope! Windham is motionless on his back on the mat! Love walking around in a daze… (CLOSEUP:  LOVE walking like a drunk, pointing to his brain with a grin!  He stumbles, falls to one knee, still smiling.)

SB:  The smartest player in the game, Buckley!  Windham thought he had the Hurricane, but he was setting him up all along!

BB:  Love finally gets back in the ring and grabs Windham by the hair and brings him up – big forearm to the side of the head! Windham staggers back and Love catches him with a boot to the gut – Windham doubled over and Love hooks him (cheers!) and nails a Snap Suplex! Love up to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drops a rolling knee right across Windham ’s forehead!

SB:  He’s takin’ Windham to the fair, baby!

BB:  Love waiting for Windham to rise to his feet… Windham does so slowly and Love comes in (cheers!) and catches him with a swinging neckbreaker!  Great execution by Eddy Love!

SB:  He’s the Picasso of technical wrestling and I only say that ‘cause Picasso could bag the chicks.

BB:  Love helps Windham to his feet and blasts him with a big chop staggering him up against the ropes! Love with an Irish Whip, Windham ducks the elbow! Love with a clothesline on the rebound – (cheers!) NO!  WINDHAM WITH A CRUCIFIX!  ONE! TWO! NO! Both men up to their feet and Windham misses a wild right and Love hooks him in a Backslide! ONE! TWO! NO! (cheers!) Both men scramble up, Love gives a kick to the gut! Small Package! ONE! TWO! REVERSED!  ONE! TWO! NO! Both men up and Windham catches Love with a right hand this time! Love backs into the ropes, Windham comes in and whips him across!  Back Body Drop – no! Leapfrog by Love!  Love bounces off the other side and Windham catches him with a hip toss – NO! LOVE LANDS ON HIS FEET! BOOT TO THE GUT! HE REELS HIM IN FOR THE HURRICANE PILEDRIVER – BUT WINDHAM BACK BODY DROPS HIM – NO!  LOVE HOLDS ON TO THE LEGS AND ROLLS UP WINDHAM IN A SUNSET FLIP!  ONE! TWO! THRRRRRNO! (fans applaud!) Both men up quick , Love catches Windham with a thumb to the eye! (boos!) Love with a whip off the ropes, but he misses a big clothesline!

SB:  If that hit, Windham would’ve been headless!

BB:  Windham bounces off the other side with momentum! WINDHAM WITH A LARIAT – NO!  LOVE DUCKS! (cheers!) AND WINDHAM FLEW UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! The fans here in Oklahoma City are on their feet after that whole exchange of counters!

SB:  But once again the Young Merlin of Technical Wrestling has the upper advantage! He’s just toying with Windham, now!

BB:  Love steps through the ropes and is walking along that apron – Windham staggers to his feet and (CHEERS!) LOVE FLIES OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK!  (SFX: CRASH!) WINDHAM HITS THE BARRICADE!  Love scrambles to his feet and (CHEERS!) he’s strutting.  Good grief.

SB:  Is there anything more beautiful in professional wrestling than Eddy Love strutting in style? Well, besides Teri Melton dressed in whip cream and cherries…

BB:  Easy Sammy, we don’t want to toss the ice water on you again.  Love grabbing Windham by the hair (SFX: Crash!) and rams him into the barricade again! Love stands Windham up against the barricade and nails him with a hard right hand! (CUTTO:  TROUTMAN at six!) Love with a left hand!  Windham teetering, Love backs up…and (cheers!) nails a clothesline sending Windham over the barricade!  Windham gets back to his feet with a struggle and a Eddy Love right hand for his work!  Love grabs Windham and hooks him in a front facelock! LLLLLLLOOOOOOOK OUT!  (CHEERS!) LOVE WITH A HUGE SUPLEX TO BRING WINDHAM BACK OVER THE BARRICADE!  Love back up to his feet and screaming ‘Its time to go to the fair!’

SB:  If there’s someone I don’t want to be, it’s Mark Windham!

BB:  Love rolls into the ring and back out to START Pee Wee Troutman’s count OVER!

SB:  Even if Sweet Melissa is on the rag and not contributing to Team Love, Eddy is a general out there! He knows what’s going on all around him, spiteful (bleep) or no!

BB:  Alright calm down, Sammy. Love ripping away some of that padding on the arena floor!  We all knew that Love and Windham would bring an extra element of brutality tonight! Love brings Windham to his feet, he scoops him up Windham and slams him down hard on that exposed concrete! Love rolls Windham over on to his front side, backs up and good grief – Love hits another rolling kneedrop across the back of Windham ’s head!  Windham rolling around in agony, his face was flush on cement for that!

SB:  Brutality is in the air, Buckley.  You can sense the revenge for Troy Windham that Eddy Love must be feeling right now!

BB:  Misguided or not, Love certainly has a problem with Mark stepping back into the CSWA and has let him know that for the start!  And geez – LOOK at Windham!  (CLOSEUP: WINDHAM lying on the ground, dazed and the bridge of his nose bleeding!)  I think Love might have broken Windham ’s nose with that move and he’s all smiles about that!

SB:  And somewhere is giving his Playboy brother-in-arms a thumbs up…unless of course, that thumb is being used on a special lady.

BB:  C’mon Sammy, this is FAMILY entertainment!  FAAAAAAMILY.

SB:  To rub her neck, of course.

BB:  Love laying some nasty kicks to Windham’s head!  (CUTTO: TROUTMAN at 7!) Love rolls Windham to his feet, hooks him in a front facelock and lifts Windham up into a Suplex!  He’s holding him up there! (crowd starts cheering!) Love holding Windham up there now for a good 3 seconds!

SB:  This delay has been brought to you by the Eddy Love Emergency Suplex System.

BB:  Love now walking in a circle, he’s positing him and Windham over that exposed concrete…still has him up! (crowd now counting at 5! CHEERS!) AND OH MY GOD! LOVE JUST LET THE BOTTOM DROP OUT AND FLATTENED WINDHAM INTO THE EXPOSED CEMENT WITH A GOURDBUSTER!

SB:  Well I can’t say that Mark Windham didn’t need plastic surgery – he was pretty damn ugly.

BB:  Windham isn’t even moving!  Love rolls back in the ring and back outside to break up the count again!  He’s just putting Windham through utter hell right here!  Love picks up a bloody Mark Windham and oh no…he’s standing him up facefirst against the ringpost!

SB:  This is like an execution – militia style!

BB:  And dear Lord (cheers!) – YUP, Eddy Love has grabbed a chair!  Love measuring Windham with a practice swing…LOVE SWINGS! (SFX: CLANG!) WINDHAM DUCKED!  LOVE HIT THE POST! Windham with a right hand to Love’s gut! Windham grabs Love and slams him up against the ringpost! SWEETWATER TORNADO PUNCH – NO! LOVE DUCKED AND WINDHAM CONNECTED WITH THE POST!  HE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN! Love just grabbed the chair – (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) AND HE SLAMMED THE CHAIR AGAINST WINDHAM ’S HAND!

SB:  He’s taking him apart piece by piece!

BB:  I think that series might have broken Windham’s hand!  Windham walking around the ring, screaming and holding that hand! Love stalking right after him – Windham turns around and connects with a big right, but he screams in pain right afterwards!  Love staggers back, but charges Windham and nails a boot!  Windham staggered, Love grabs that hand and slams it against the barricade! Love grabs Windham by the hair and tosses him back in the ring!

SB:  He has Windham right where he wants him, now it’s time to hit the Hurricane and drive on home!

BB:  Windham staggering around the ring, keeping that hand close to him! His face is covered in blood from that cut above his nose, what a trial he’s going through! The last time we saw Mark Windham in a singles match of THIS importance and body punishment is well over two years ago by now!

SB:  Well, Eddy Love is sending the message to him tonight that he should have NEVER come back!

BB:  Love stalking in, but Windham catches him with a kick to the gut! Windham with a left hand, unable to use the right! Another left jab!  Love not affected and blasts him with a right hand!  I don’t think we’ll be seeing the claw tonight, Windham’s right hand looks USELESS!

SB:  And don’t think Love didn’t think of that right away!  That chairshot was well-timed and well-placed!

BB:  Love grabs that right hand and puts it in a wristlock!  Windham drops to his knees in incredible pain! Love now on his knees as well, he forcing Windham’s right hand onto the mat!  Windham pleading with Love, here…Love stands up and OH NO!  Love just jumped and stomped on Windham ’s hand!  Windham jumps up, yelping in pain!  Windham charges Love and misses a wild left – Love sneaks behind and hooks in a waistlock!  BACK SUPLEX BY LOVE! He planted Windham !

SB:  This is bringing a tear to my eye, Buckley!  This is a pure wrestling clinic being given by Eddy Love tonight!

BB:  Love certainly putting Windham through the wringer at the moment! Love brings Windham up to his feet, hooks him in a front facelock (cheers!) and connects with a Slingshot Brainbuster!  Windham’s neck got folded like a travel map!

SB:  Travel map? Who are you? Rand McNally?

BB:  Love sits Windham up, backs up – ROLLING NECK SNAP!  Windham down on the mat holding his neck, Love delivered that perfectly! And you can only think of one thing as Eddy Love looks to be softening up Mark Windham’s neck!

SB:  You know it, Buckley! It’s HURRRRRRRICANE TIME!

BB:  Eddy Love has taken Mark Windham apart piece by piece for the past eight minutes and looks to be going in for the kill!  Remember that Cutter Gun type of a maneuver really snapped Windham’s neck back and started this offense for Love! Love lifts Windham up to his feet, hooks him (cheers!) and drops him with a Reverse Neckbreaker!  Love goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! NO! (cheers!) Windham able to kickout!  Love slams his hand on the mat 3 times, but that’s not changing Troutman’s mind!

SB:  Well it should!

BB:  Love staying on top of Windham , he reels him in – IMPLANT DDT! Love rolls Windham over for the pin!  ONE! TWO! THRNNNNOOOOOOO! (cheers!) Windham with a shoulder up!  (CLOSEUP: TROUTMAN holding up two fingers, LOVE sneering!) Love starting to get a little frustrated here.

SB:  You would too if Pee Wee Troutman was making slow counts in one of your most important matches!

BB:  I don’t think anything has been counted slow, Sammy.

SB:  Oh sure, you’re ANTI-Love. You’re nothin’ but a playa hata.

BB:  Please tell me you didn’t say Playa Hata.  Love dragging Windham out into the middle of the ring and Love hooks in a Camel Clutch! That’s gotta put tremendous pressure on Windham’s neck and beck!  (CLOSEUP: LOVE holding a bloody WINDHAM in the clutch, WINDHAM screaming!)  Referee Pee Wee Troutman seeing if Windham wants to give this one up, or tap out!

SB:  I’m sure its only a matter of time…

BB:  Not if this Oklahoma City crowd has a say in it!  They’re rallying behind the Texan right now!  Clapping and stomping trying to get Mark Windham back in this match, he’s taken a beating for 10 minutes now! Windham trying to crawl towards the ropes, but Love is arched back and locked in – I think that’s gonna take too long! Windham trying everything he can, but its starting to look like he’s gonna fade in there!  He could be out Sammy, I can’t tell!

SB:  He’s out like any date of Sebastian Janikowski’s!

BB:  Troutman raises Windham’s arm and it drops! He raises it a second time, the arm drops again!  This crowd now on their feet, yelling at the top of their lungs for Windham to break the hold!  Troutman raises it a third time and it drops!

SB:  YES!

BB:  NO! NO!  WINDHAM’S ARM FLIES UP!  HE’S NOT OUT, YET!  Windham now starting to shake his arm as this crowd is roaring behind him! (CLOSEUP:  LOVE looking to the left and right in panic!  WINDHAM swinging his arm wildly!)  Windham trying to get a rush of adrenaline here! He’s on one knee!  Love doing everything he can to hold Windham down in the clutch!  Windham now powered up to TWO knees!  All of Oklahoma City behind Mark Windham, all Eddy Love can do is hold on for the ride!

SB:  Shut up! SHUT UP! (HUGE CHEERS!)

BB:  AND WINDHAM IS ON HIS FEET WITH LOVE DRAPED ON HIS BACK! WINDHAM CHARGES BACKWARDS (CHEERS!) AND AVALANCHES LOVE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES TO BREAK THE HOLD!  Windham staggering out, he’s beaten and battered! Love aching in the corner trying to catch his breath! Love stalks out, but Windham turns around and crushes with a boot to the stomach!  Love doubled over, Windham off the ropes – RUNNING BULLDOG! (cheers!) Windham nailed it!  Windham keeping that injured right hand close to the body as he gets up, he lays a kick right into Love!  Windham carefully brings Love up by the hair, backs him into the corner and whips him HARD into the other post!  Windham charges in (cheers!) AVALANCHE CLOTHESLINE by the Human X-File! Love staggers out, Windham hops up to the second turnbuckle! Love turns around (cheers!) and WINDHAM FLIES OFF WITH A TEXAS LARIAT!  WINDHAM COVERS LOVE! ONE! TWO! NO! (cheers!) LOVE JUST KICKS OUT! Mark Windham has fought back valiantly to put this contest in his favor!

SB:  Love is just testing him, Buckley – seeing how long he can take him before scooping his heart out with a spoon!

BB:  Windham gingerly brings Love to his feet and knocks him back with a headbutt! Windham hooks Love in a front facelock and lifts Love up for the ride! A taste of Love’s own medicine as Windham is holding Love up there in a DELAYED Suplex…with ONE hand no less – what a great show of power, balance and technique from Mark Windham! Right hand or no right hand, he’s taking it to Love no matter what!  (crowd counting: FIVE! SIX!  SEV—CHEERS!) AND WINDHAM CRASHES LOVE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! WINDHAM ROLLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!  ONE! TWO!  THRNNNNNO! (cheers!) Love got a shoulder up! Love NARROWLY escapes defeat at the hands of the ‘Living Legend’ Mark Windham!

SB:  You know, I wish you had a ten foot pole to stick up your (BLEEP!), Buckley! You don’t call these fair to Love, y’know!

BB:  Hey, I call them as I see them Sammy!

SB:  Like hell you do! You and everyone else in this company are in some sick plot to keep the LOVE out!

BB:  Windham sitting up and holding that right hand with a grimace! Love not even moving! These two have given it their all tonight! Windham gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes slowly, measuring Love…big Texan Elbow Drop by Windham!  He covers and hooks the leg! ONE!  TWO! (cheers!) LOVE kicks out! While Love may be in trouble here, he’s made sure it’d be difficult for Windham to finish him off!  Without the use of that right hand, Windham completely loses the Iron Claw hold he’s made famous along with having many difficulties with other specialty moves in his arsenal like the DDT and Superplex!

SB:  Well he’s got to go to great lengths with so many odds stacked against him every day!

BB:  Huh? Like hell!  Windham brings Love up, plants a nice forearm on the chin!  Love with a right hand! Windham with a right hand!  OH! That was his bad one, he screams out in pain and walks away – WHOA!  Windham CHARGES IN AND HITS A TORNADO PUNCH with his bad hand!  That was out of pure frustration, but it hurt Love!  But I think Windham hurt himself more! Love falls against the ropes to hold himself up, Windham holding that hand stalks in and catches Love with a kick to the gut! Windham with a Irish Whip, Windham bounces off the ropes too!  (cheers!) TEXAS LARIAT by Windham !  He scrambles, covers and hooks the leg!  ONE! TWO! NO! Windham quickly up to his feet, picks up Love hooks him – GUTWRENCH BACKBREAKER!  Windham off the ropes, BIG LEGDROP!  Windham covers and hooks the leg!  ONE! TWO! Another kickout! (cheers!) Windham showing a little frustration in his face…

SB:  Like when Del Payne doesn’t give him any?

BB:  Sammy! Windham picks up Love and now places him on the TOP rope! (crowd starts cheering!) Windham with a headbutt and a left hand! Windham now climbing up top as well!  Windham with a rapid succession of left hands to Love’s noggin’! (cheers!) WINDHAM HOOKING LOVE FOR A TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX! Windham with another left hand for measure! Windham is doing this from the left side because he can’t hold that facelock with his right hand.  Love fires a shot into Windham ’s rib cage!  Windham responds with a quick kneelift! Windham lifts Love up…WAIT EDDY IS KICKING HIS LEGS! (CHEERS!) WINDHAM COMES DOWN, BUT WITH EDDY ON TOP OF HIM! LOVE HAS A PIN!  ONE! TWO!  THRNNNNNO! WINDHAM JUST GETS A SHOULDER UP!  LOVE is FUMING! He thought he had it!

SB:  Troutman is in Windham’s pocket; it’s Juarez all over again! All we need is Bugbrain flying down and cracking Love over the back with a branding iron!

BB:  Love picks up Windham and stands him facefirst against the turnbuckles!  Love blasts him with a right hand! Love now climbing up the turnbuckles! He hooks Windham – (CHEERS!) TOP ROPE TORNADO D-D-TEEEEEE! LOVE ROLLS WINDHAM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!  ONE! TWO!  THRRRRNOOOOOOO! WINDHAM got a foot on the rope! (CLOSEUP:  WINDHAM's foot on the rope, right NEXT to SWEET MELISSA!)  I can't believe he had enough sense to do that!

SB:  I can’t believe that (BLEEP) didn’t knock his foot off for Eddy! 

(CUTTO:  LOVE staring at SWEET MELISSA, who stands there with her arms folded!  LOVE shakes his head and gets up!)

BB:  Love brings Windham up to his feet, sends him off the ropes and catches him with a STUN GUN! Love now climbing up to the top rope! (CUTTO:  LOVE climbing the turnbuckles – he makes a cutthroat motion!)  Love now up top – Windham staggers to his feet and LOVE FLIES OFF! (CHEERS!) WINDHAM COUNTERS THE BODYPRESS WITH A POWERSLAM! HE’S GOT LOVE PINNED!  ONE! TWO!  THRRRRRNO! LOVE GETS A SHOULDER UP! (CHEERS!)  We’ve head a multitude of close calls in the past couple of minutes!  Both men lying down on the mat, obviously spent!  Looking at the clock, I’d say we’ve got about 7 minutes left in this match!

SB:  Eddy Love has given EVERYTHING he’s had tonight and I can’t believe Sweet Melissa just stands there staring ice into his veins!  This is the World Title, baby – you can bait Flair with it!  Now go smack Windham over the head with a chair!

BB:  I don’t think she heard you…

SB:  HEYYYYYY (BLEEEEEEEEEEEP)! (CUTTO:  MELISSA darts her eyes at BENSON!) Whoa – she heard that.

BB:  Windham bloody and battered brings the ‘Hurricane’ up to his feet! Windham hooks Love in a front face lock – LEAPING D-D-TEEEEEE! WINDHAM NAILED IT!  He rolls Love over, ONE! TWO! THRNNNNNNO!  (CHEERS!) Love just gets a shoulder up!  Windham slapping his hands on the mat three times, he thought he had him there! Now he thinks Troutman is counting slow!

SB:  I thought the count was FAST!

BB:  You would. Windham brings Love up to his feet, and scoops him up and slams him down! Windham now steps through the ropes, (cheers!) and I think he’s ready to up to the top rope!  Windham climbing up to the top rope!  (CHEERS!) SWEETWATER JAM LEGDROP! WINDHAM HOOKS LOVE FOR THE PIN!  ONE! TWO!  THRRRRRNOOOOOO! LOVE KICKS OUT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!  WINDHAM DOESN’T BELIEVE IT!

SB:  I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!

BB:  Windham up to his feet in shock, he goes outside on to the apron – HE’S GOING UP TOP AGAIN!  (cheers!) Windham on the top rope, Love is NOT moving! (CHEERS!) FLYING SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE! WINDHAM HOOKS THE LEG!  ONE! TWO!  NO! LOVE GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPE! Windham doesn’t waste any time, he’s running to go up top AGAIN! (CHEERS!)  Windham quickly up the turnbuckles!  WINDHAM FLIES OFF WITH A SUICIDE ELBOW DROP! Windham doesn’t go for the pin, he jumps to his feet and he’s signaling for ONE more time!

RHUBARB:  Five minutes left in this match!

BB:  We’re nearly out of time here, Sammy!

SB:  Just hold on Eddy, please hold on.

BB:  Windham climbing up to the top rope AGAIN! LOVE LOOKS DEAD!  THIS HAS TO BE IT! (CUTTO:  SWEET MELISSA looking concerned! She jumps up and shakes the ropes! SFX: Crowd groaning!) OH NO!  SWEET MELISSA just shook the ropes and WINDHAM JUST CROTCHED HIMSELF ON THE TURNBUCKLES! Apparently her concern for Eddy Love’s health might have saved him there!  And conveniently – Pee Wee Troutman was checking with the announcer about the time limit!

SB:  FINALLY SHE DOES SOMETHING! Boy, she sure knows how to make a guy sweat!

BB:  Love staggering to his feet and Windham is in deep trouble!  Love falls to one knee, but regains his balance!  He brings Windham to his feet hooks him around the waist – INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! (groans!)  HE’S STILL HOLDING HIM – ANOTHER (groans!) INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!  Talk about adding Salt to the Wound!

SB:  Hope Sunshine wasn’t hoping for a little Sweetwater Taffy tonight!

BB:  SAMMY! FAAMMMMMILY!  Love hooks both of Windham ’s arms – (cheers!) CHICKEN WING BRAINBUSTER! GOOD LORD!  Love now makes the signal, he’s going for the HURRICANE!

SB:  This is all she wrote!

BB:  Love rips Windham up to his feet and stuffs him between his legs!

SB:  Sounds like my first interview with Teri Melton!

BB:  SAMMY! Love lifting Windham up…(cheers!) WAIT!  WINDHAM KICKING HIS LEGS AND LOVE CAN’T GET HIM UP! (CHEERS!) WINDHAM WITH A BACK BODY DROP!  OH MY GOD – HE GOT OUT! Windham falls to his knees!  He gets back up and Love gets up in a daze – Windham with a kick to the gut! (HUGE EXPLOSIVE CHEERS!) OH MY GOD! DID WE JUST SEE WHAT I THINK WE SAW!

SB:  Oh my god, I don’t believe this.

BB:  WINDHAM WITH A SLACKNIFE!  A SLACKNIFE! EDDY IS OUT!  WINDHAM CRAWLS OVER AND DRAPES AN ARM ON HIM! ONE!  TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  I DON’T BELIEVE THIS! 

(SFX: BELL) 

BB:  MARK WINDHAM JUST PINNED EDDY LOVE WITH HIS BROTHER, TROY WINDHAM ’S FINISHER!  (CUTTO: MARK WINDHAM stands up groggily, gets his arm raised by Pee Wee Troutman! WINDHAM raises his arms and points to the sky!) WAS THAT A SIGNAL TO TROY !?!

SB: I can’t believe this is happening. I’m gonna be sick.

RHUBARB JONES (V/O): THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND ADVANCING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF FISH FUND XII TO FACE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – THE HUMAN X-FILE, THE LIVVVVVVVVVVING LEGEND!  MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK WIIIIIIIIINDHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

(CUEUP:  Theme from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  CUTTO: LOVE holding his neck in the ring!  CUTTO:  SWEET MELISSA climbing in the ring to stand by LOVE!  CUTTO: WINDHAM hugging DEL PAYNE!)

BB:  I’m speechless, Sammy. Mark Windham has just pinned Eddy Love with the Slacknife.  The media is gonna have a field day on this…

SB:  Evan Aho better watch his back, that's all I have to say.

BB:  Fans, it's AHO versus WINDHAM at FISH FUND XIII from Sweetwater, Texas!

SB:  THIS SUCKS!  EDDY GOT ROBBED!

BB:  We'll see you in Sweetwater in two weeks!!!!  For a distraught Sammy Benson, this is Bill Buckley.  G'night wrestling fans!