BB: Two big championship matches are next.  The Unified Tag Team Champions are in action as Simply Stunning defends against former champs, Hip Hop Express.

SB:  As long as they don't have that freakin' midget with 'em, maybe I can stomach it.

BB:  And right after that, Hornet defends the US Title against former Presidential Champ, "Wicked Sight" Michael Plett.

SB:  I just got to where I could remember the kids name was 'Sight' instead of 'Freak,' and now I'm supposed to remember his real name too?  It's ridiculous.  His new name is Chalupa.

BB:  What?

SB:  Or Gordita.

BB:  You had dinner at Taco Bell, didn't you?

SB:  No, but I really really want to.

BB:  Well so far it's been a wild one here tonight and it looks like it isn't gonna let up cause we've got Simply Stunning defending their title tonight against the Hip Hop Express!

SB:  Yeah yeah Simply Stunning and The HHE... big flip.  I still remember the day when Eddy Love held the title.  He held it with grace.  With style.  With high regards like a champion SHOULD hold the title!

BB:  Didn't he hold that title with your buddy Kevin Powers?

SB:  Don't start Buckley.  Don't you EVEN start.

BB:  Well both teams are already in the ring and HERE WE GO!  Shawn Wilcox is starting this one off and Inferno for the Hip Hop Express.  Circling around the ring they're about to make a move, but Wilcox backs off and reaches out to tag in his partner Michael Hardy.  What's this all about?

SB:  Mind games Buckley.  Pure mind games.  Simply Stunning is just showing that they are the supreme tag team in the CSWA and they want to ensure that the Hip Hop Express know that.  Of course...since it's not true...

BB:  Hardy in the ring now and they're about to lock up again ... and now Inferno tags out to Boogie Smallz!  How about that?

SB:  Typical.  They have to copy everything the champs do.  They're simply pathetic.

BB:  It's Smallz and Hardy in the ring now and it looks Hardy is going to get the advantage with a headlock.  He's grinding in now and … Smallz slips out and turns it into a armlock.  Hardy tries to make it to the ropes and he does.  Now Smallz is forced to break the hold.

SB:  See?  That's how smart they are.  Simply Stunning are the …

BB:  WHAT A PUNCH!  Hardy tried to go for another arm and shoulder lock up, but Smallz just clocked him in the side of the head catching him off guard!  And now Smallz backs up into the ropes … RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!  That brings one half of the tag champs down!

SB:  No NO!  This isn't fair!

BB:  Smallz with a quick tag to Inferno and their both in … DOUBLE ELBOWDROP!  They just made a SERIOUS implant in the chest of Hardy!  Inferno goes for the quick cover.  We've got one … Two … Th … NO!  Hardy kicked out just before Manuel Juarez could call for three.

SB:  God that would be a travesty.  Simply Stunning losing to the Hip Hop Express.  And for the TITLES?  I couldn't announce anymore if that happened.

BB:  You would abandon Eddy Love?

SB:  Wha?  ME?  NEVER!  I'm his number one fan!  I got to go on his boat you know.

BB:  Yeah I bet.  Inferno now in control takes Hardy and whips him into the ropes.  Hardy, off the ropes, ducks a clothesline by Inferno.  Off the other side … WOW!  Hardy just LEVELED Inferno with a vicious dropkick!  Goes for the quick pin.  One .. tw … NO!  Inferno kicks out!  Look at the expression on Hardy's face.  Why is he even jabbing his jaws to Manuel Juarez about that one?

SB:  It was a slow count Buckley!  I saw everything.  Simply Stunning should've retained right there!

BB:  Hardy tags out to Wilcox and they're both in.  Hardy sends Inferno to the ropes and brings him down with a drop toe hold.  Wilcox is up … SOMERSAULT LEG DROP!  That was right on the back of Inferno's head!

SB:  Someone call Inferno's mother and explain to her that her little boy just got his ass WHIPPED!

BB:  With Hardy out now Wilcox has Inferno back up … SMALL PACKAGE!  We've got one … TWO … TH … NO!  Inferno JUST kicked out!  Inferno is getting KILLED in there!

SB:  It just goes to show that Simply Stunning, by FAR, is the BEST tag team …

(Suddenly 'Wherever I May Roam' - Metallica and TSFSO hits as 'The Apocalypse' Gabriel Poe makes his way to the top of the rampway drawing the cheers of the crowd.  Catching the eye of Shawn Wilcox, Poe slowly makes his way down to the ring.)

SB:  What is HE doing here?

BB:  I don't know, but he is friends with Smallz and Inferno and Wilcox isn't too happy to see him here.  Wilcox is trying to get Poe's attention and … Inferno just tagged out to Smallz and I don't think Wilcox saw it!  OH DEAR GOD!  Wilcox just turned around right into a boot to the face and he's on the floor!

SB:  Not only on the floor, but right at the feet of Gabriel Poe!

BB:  Smallz on the outside now and he's going for Wilcox and he just SLAMS him into the steel steps on the outside! 

SB:  That's right.  Back Wilcox away from the creepy Dark Reign man and everything will be okay.

BB:  Smallz rolls Wilcox back into the ring and goes for another pin, but Wilcox kicks out in one.  Not a very good cover attempt if you ask me.

SB:  Not a very smart move by Smallz, but who ever accused him of being smart?

BB:  Smallz goes back to tag out to Inferno and he's back in … AMBUSH BY WILCOX!  He was playing possum and he just DROPPED Inferno with a spear right in the center of the ring.  And now Wilcox for the cover.  One … TWO … THR … NO INFERNO KICKED OUT!  Wilcox can't believe it!  The man is vivid in the ring!

SB:  He should be upset.  You tell'em Shawn!

BB:  Wilcox tags out to Hardy and he sends Inferno into the ropes while Wilcox makes his way to the outside.  Hardy catches Inferno in his arms … TILT A WHIRL SLAM!  Hardy just LEVELED Inferno!  WAIT … SMALLZ IS IN THE RING!

SB:  Ref get him OUT of there!

BB:  Wilcox is going to the top while Smallz and Hardy are getting into it.  Wilcox leaps … THREE SIXTY SPLASH!  NO WAIT!  POE PULLED INFERNO OUT JUST BEFORE WILCOX HIT!  And now Poe is trying to put Inferno on top of Wilcox and the ref is NOT SEEING THIS!

SB:  This is uncalled for Buckley and you have to admit this!

BB:  Manuel Juarez turns around!  One … this could be it!  TWO … WE COULD HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!  TH …

SB:  NO!  NO!  HELL NO!  WILCOX KICKED OUT!!!

BB:  Hardy and Smallz are continuing to brawl and Manuel Juarez is trying to break that up.  And … WAIT!  WHAT IS POE DOING IN THE RING?

SB:  Oh this isn't gonna be good.

BB:  He has Wilcox up on his shoulder and he's going to the corner … oh no he wouldn't … THE SEVENTH SEAL!  SEVENTH SEAL!  Wilcox is OUT!  Poe is now going over to Inferno and is pulling him over … wait what's that?

SB:  It's the bell!  It's the bell!  Manuel Juarez saw what Poe did and he's calling for the bell!

BB:  Let's get the word from Rhubarb Jones on this.

RJ:  Manuel Juarez is awarding this match, as result of a disqualification, to Simply Stunning!

SB:  Simply Stunning retain the titles!  And The Hip Hop Express have Poe to thank for it!

BB:  And it looks like they are as Smallz and Poe are talking it over and there doesn't seem to be any confusion, but look at Inferno!  I don't think he's buying it.

SB:  There might be a glimmer of intellect in him after all.

BB:  Simply Stunning holds onto the titles for one more night... but they've got teams like Men of Adventure, Raw Deal, and especially The Professionals gunning for them.

SB:  I think Eddy Love should take them on in a handicap match and become the first guy to hold the tag titles by himself.

BB:  I'm sure you do.  Fans, the action keeps rolling, the US Title match is up next with Hornet defending against Wicked Sight!  Hornet has blamed Sight for what happened to Aho in the GXW, as well as the 'invasion' of some of the GXW talent recently.

SB:  That Plett kid ran his mouth too much, and that’s what has these GXW stooges over here… what a punk…

BB:  Well, that’s the word according to Hornet, we’ll leave it to the fans to decide whether or not it’s Wicked Sight’s fault that the GXW has seemingly infiltrated CSWA air.

(CUE UP:  “Just Got Wicked” – Cold.  Massive ovation, as you can hear Plett calling to the crowd even before he’s reached the ring.)

MP:  WASHINGTON STATE! 

SB:  What a suck up.

BB:  Wicked Sight giving the fans what they want before his upcoming United States title match…

(Plett rolls under the bottom rope and sticks a fist in the air as he continues talking.)

MP:  It doesn’t matter what anybody says, I’ve worked to hard here to stray away… the CSWA is my home, and the home of the greatest fans in the WORLD… And I’m here tonight to deliver the STELLAR performance you fans deserve.  If I don’t walk away with the United States Title, so be it, but Hornet knows that I’ve had the upper hand on him several times before. 

(crowd response)

MP:  And tonight, I will have it again… I PROMISE!

(CUE UP:  “Hero” – Chad Kroeger featuring Josie Scott.  The crowd goes insane.)

SB:  It’s not often I cheer for Bugbrain…

BB:  And these two are throwing fists left and right, folks, Hornet taking Sight to the back corner and unleashing a knife-edged chop, but Plett spins Hornet around and takes a chop of his own, goes for a monkey flip – Hornet lands on his feet, Sight rolls in and hits a spear!  Wicked Sight is pounding away at Hornet’s head!

SB:  Oh… no…

BB:  Plett with the back of Hornet’s head and he charges into the corner, Hornet with an elbow to the gut and now another, and a third, and he slams Sight’s head into the turnbuckle, and now with an Irish whip to the far side, Hornet follows in with a clothesline, and Sight stumbles out.

SB:  Yes!

BB:  Hornet with a side Russian legsweep, and he goes for a quick cover, but Sight kicks out at one… Hornet with the upper hand now…

SB:  So Sight broke his promise?

BB:  Shut up. 

SB:  Why?

BB:  There Plett goes, coming back with the tenacity he’s known for, a boot to the midsection and he hits a DDT, and Hornet goes down, Sight drops a legdrop and heads up top…

SB:  Watch this backfire, Buckley…

BB:  Hornet grabs the top rope!  Plett gets crotched, and Hornet goes to the middle turnbuckle for what could be a superplex… the fans are rather split between the two competitors…

SB:  Told you it would backfire.

BB:  SIGHT THROWS HORNET OFF, AND COMES OFF WITH A GIANT SPLASH, THE COVER…

SB:  COME ON BUGBRAIN!

BB:  Hornet kicks out after two, it’s too early in the match for one of these men to be pinned, let’s face it.  Plett is in charge though, at the moment, and he sends Hornet to the far side, goes into the back… 360 DEGREE CLOTHESLINE, HORNET GOES DOWN AND SIGHT GOES FOR THE COVER AGAIN!  HORNET BARELY GETS A SHOULDER UP!

SB:  Sight wearing gold… ugh…

BB:  He’s held  the Presidential and Greensboro Championships before…

SB:  But the United States title around the waist of… A FREAK?

BB:  Plett is laying boots into the side of Hornet, and now he sends him off to the opposite corner, follows in with something but Hornet throws him over!  Sight lands on the apron and goes for a slingshot, but Hornet shoves him and WICKED SIGHT JUST HIT GUARD RAIL! 

SB:  Way to be Horn-man!

BB:  Horn what?

SB:  Horn-man…

BB:  Are you the one that’s been corrupting my son?

SB:  Billy’s finally starting to loosen up, you should thank me for mentoring him on ON TIME…

BB:  Let’s get back to action, Hornet is pounding away at Wicked Sight’s forehead and he might bust him open if Plett isn’t careful… Hornet now with a shot into the steps and Sight’s body just bounced into it, the crowd moaned in agony as Sight hit those steps… HORNET SPLASH FROM THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION!

SB:  Yes!

BB:  And Hornet rolls Sight into the ring, he scoops Sight up for the ride, and here goes a body slam!  Again, he scoops Sight up, but he’s taking the challenger to the corner… Plett wriggles free, Hornet sent into the corner face-first, and Sight rolls up the champ, he gets a two!  Hornet back to his feet already, swings a clothesline, SIGHT WITH A BODYDROP AND THE CHAMP HITS THE FLOOR!

SB:  Damn that Plett kid…

BB:  MICHAEL PLETT IS IN CONTROL OF THIS MATCHUP!  He looks to be following Hornet…

(CUE UP:  “Ride of the Valkyries” – large, somewhat confused pop)

BB:  SIGHT TOLD GUNS NOT TO INTERFERE HERE!

SB:  Come on GUNS… rip his face off!

(CUT TO:  The top of the ramp… no one is there.)

BB:  Sight is staring at the rampway… he’s daring GUNS to come on, he needs to focus on the United States Title…

SB:  No he doesn’t!

BB:  HORNET FROM BEHIND, SPINS SIGHT AROUND… POWERBOMB!  Powerbomb, and he’s hooking the legs… SCORPION DEATHLOCK!  SCORPION DEATHLOCK!

SB:  Plett’s going to TAP OUT!

BB:  Sight is WRITHING in agony, Hornet has this hold clamped like he hasn’t in a long time, Sight’s back has to be snapping… he’s reaching for the ropes but there is NOWHERE to go!

SB:  Tap!

BB:  Referee Manny Juarez is asking Sight if he wants to tap out, but there’s not a chance of that!  He’s clawing for ring space, but he cannot reach the ropes!  Hornet has a look of intensity… Sight is still trying desperately… 

SB:  SIGHT’S NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE!

BB:  Juarez checking Sight’s hand… it falls down, if Sight can’t get his hand up by three, then he’s lost this match!  TWO… … … THREE – SIGHT GETS HIS HAND UP!  SIGHT IS FIGHTING, AND HE’S GETTING CLOSER TO THE ROPES, HORNET IS TRYING TO STOP HIM!

SB:  Where is GUNS?

BB:  The music played but GUNS never came out, who knows… probably a technical error, but it may have cost Wicked Sight the match!

SB:  No excuses…

BB:  HORNET PULLS SIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!  THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE, WHO KNOWS WHOM THEY’RE CHEERING FOR?  Juarez is checking the hand, Sight’s hair is covered in sweat and he looks lifeless… ONE…

SB:  YES!

BB:  TWO… … THIS ONE IS OVER!  Manny Juarez is calling for the bell, Michael Plett’s body gave out…  He didn’t quit, but Hornet has retained his United States title…

SB:  Thank you GUNS!

BB:  GUNS never came out, Benson, who knows what happened there, but the bottom line is… Wicked Sight put on a hell of a show but it wasn’t enough to dethrone Hornet of the title.

SB:  Sight CHOKED.