CSWA PRIMETIME in Norfolk April 23, 2000 It's Main Event time!  Can you guess who ISN'T making an appearance?

(CUE UP: "Iron Man" - Black Sabbath)

BB: Here he comes.... Havoc has held World Title gold in other promotions, you've gotta know he's had his eye on the CSWA title since he signed his name to the contract.

SB: Without a doubt, Buckley.... and with the FORSAKEN behind him, you KNOW he's the favorite in this match.

BB: I'm not so sure, Sammy.... Deacon has been one of the most dominant forces in the CSWA in the past two years. I don't think he's going to be a pushover by ANY MEANS. At the same time, Havoc has been just as dominant. He may not have the resume that Deacon has.... but not many do.

SB: Your buddy Flair did.

BB: If you're joining us late, fans.... you missed a big one. In a taped interview with Rudy Seitzer, Eli Flair, former CSWA IntraContinental Champion, Presidential Champion, United States Champion, and World Heavyweight Champion, announced his retirement. He will most definitely be missed here in the CSWA.

SB: Havoc and the rest of the Forsaken won't miss him.

BB: I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

(CUE UP: "Destiny" by Petra starts its explosive beginning as Fireworks explode all around the entrance along with blinders. When the fans can see again, Shepherd is already walking down the ramp toward the ring followed by Deacon wearing his monk's robe. They seem to float to the ring as 'their' fan's screams reach deafening levels. Shepherd enters the ring, followed by Deacon who appears to be 'coming out' of the smoke below. He ascends the stairs, steps over the top rope, and then stands in the center of the ring, "Destiny's" second verse already playing. As the chorus begins to play again, fireworks EXPLODE all around the ring along with the aforementioned blinders from above the ring.)

SB: Where are the druids?

BB: Oh, stop it.

SB: Seriously, Buckley.... this can't be good. We've seen what "unbeatable" Champions have done to the CSWA in the past.... and either the title will go to the Mute Freak's head or we'll see another round of Gang Warfare tear the promotion to shreds. Need you be reminded of a pair of stables known as "America's Team" and the "Diamond Exchange"?

BB: Point taken, Sammy. We're ready to start this one off as Havoc challenges Deacon for the CSWA World Heavyweight Championship! They circle---

SB: We might be screwed anyway. Merritt and JW Locke have signed Mike Randalls to an ironclad contract.

BB: Still scared of him?

SB: I'd sooner have Red back at the table....

BB: Deacon and Havoc lock up, and it's.... HAVOC?!? that pushes Deacon into the corner! Deacon has the height AND weight advantage, but Havoc apparently got underneath and got the leverage for that type of move! Ben Worthington calls for the break.... Havoc with a slap to Deacon's face!

SB: I can't tell if it upset the Mute Freak or not.

BB: That Mute Freak is the CSWA World Champion, Sammy.... show some respect.

SB: Respect. If I showed him some respect, I'd be the crippled Captain Schitzo.

BB: Deacon and Havoc lock up again.... and this time it's Deacon who sends Havoc into the corner! Worthington calls for the break.... DEACON GRABS HAVOC BY THE THROAT AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER!

SB: YES!

BB: Deacon takes a step back and allows Havoc to get back to his feet. He's definitely a proponent of fair play, Sammy, whatever you say about him.

SB: Altar Call on the concrete? Remember Jesse Solomon?

BB: Extenuating circumstances. Besides professional competitiveness, I can't see how these two men really have all that much animosity between them.

SB: But the FUTURE is FORSAKEN.

BB: Good point. Havoc and Deacon set to lock up again... NO! Drop toe hold by Havoc, and he locks on an armbar! Deacon fights his way to his feet quickly, and whips Havoc into the ropes! Shoulderblock.... HAVOC GOES DOWN! And he rolls out of the ring to catch a breather!

(Reaction starts from the fans)

SB: What's HE doing out here again?

BB: Fans, uhmmm.... Hornet is on his way to the ringside area. We've seen him do this at the last two events as well...and tonight, we heard him for the first time when he replied to Wicked Sight's challenge.

SB: Do we really have to put up the "Greatest American Hero" crap again?

BB: Hornet and Havoc's eyes meet.... but Hornet simply walks past him and takes a seat next to Rhubarb. Havoc returns to the ring and he circles the Champ once more.

SB: Hornet? Can we get a word from you on Flair's retirement?

HORNET: ....

BB: He's not in the mood to talk.

SB: What tipped you off?

BB: Havoc and Deacon lock up again.... Deacon sent into the ropes.... Havoc with a backdrop! Deacon back to his feet.... Dragon Screw by Havoc sends him right back down! Deacon climbs again, though a little slower.... Havoc hooks him.... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE 300 POUND CHAMPION! There's the cover, ONE.... TWO.... Deacon kicks out! Havoc comes off the ropes.... BULLDOG! The cover, ONE.... TWO.... KICKOUT!

SB: What's the Mute running on?

BB: Faith?

SB: Where is that little piece of sugar, anyway?

BB: Sammy....

SB: What? WHAT?!

BB: Never mind. Havoc pulls Deacon back to his feet.... RAKES THE EYES! Worthington admonishes Havoc, but it doesn't stop him from doing it again! Come on, Worthington! Havoc sends Deacon into the ropes.... REVERSAL! DEACON LEVELS HAVOC WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

SB: Here comes trouble!

BB: Oh dear lord.... It's the "Hard One!" Randy Harders is coming to ringside! He's been proclaiming himself the CSWA Champion for weeks now, and not only does he have a match with Deacon at Winter Warriors VIII for the World Title, but he's got a history with Havoc from another promotion! And.... Where's Hornet going?

SB: Forget the match, Buckley, we've got fireworks in the aisle!

BB: While Deacon sets up Havoc for a powerslam in the ring, we've got a staredown between Hornet and Randy Harders in the ais--- AARON DOUGLAS! AARON DOUGLAS HAS BLINDSIDED HORNET! He's jumped out of the crowd and has LEVELED the former World Champion with a HARD right hand!

SB: What's Harders doing?

BB: He's.... coming toward the ring, still! He has unfinished business with both Hornet and Douglas, but it appears that his focus is on the match in the ring! Deacon sends Havoc into the ropes.... Havoc ducks a clothesline attempt.... HE HITS DEACON WITH A SPEAR!

SB: Shepherd is gonna get smacked!

BB: NO HE'S NOT! Fans, BLADE just came from the crowd and attacked Harders from behind! Blade, who was fired from the CSWA by Co-Commissioner.... wait.... is he still the Co-Commissioner? What about JW Locke? And Co-Commisioner.... er.... Co-Owner Thomas? Where do---

SB: While Buckley continues to drown, Blade was fired by Merritt and has just jumped Harders. The match continues.

BB: ....Thank you.

SB: No problem.

BB: Deacon sends Havoc into the corner! HAVOC COMES BACK OUT WITH A CLIP OF THE KNEE! He's firing right hands at the fallen Champ! Worthington is right there, telling him to open his hands, but he's not listening!

SB: Would you?

BB: Deacon pushes his hand away! HE'S GOT HAVOC BY THE THROAT!

SB: Not gonna call for the break THERE, are we, hypocrite?

BB: Deacon forces his way to his feet.... CHOKESLAM! I've lost track of our two brawls.... do you see them anywhere?

SB: According to Marvin's mumbling into my ear mic, Hornet and Aaron Douglas have brawled their way into the crowd and up the stairs, and security is trying to separate them. Gethard's boys have also gotten a hold of Harders and Blade, and are attempting to get Blade out of the building. That's so WRONG!

BB: He doesn't work for this company, Sammy.... he didn't belong here.

SB: And Hornet does?

BB: I don't think anyone but Hornet really knows the answer to that. Hold on.... Harders is returning to ringside.... but.... who is that behind him?

SB: I don't think we want to know.

BB: MIKE RANDALLS! MIKE RANDALLS IS COMING TO RINGSIDE! After months of seclusion, Randalls returned to the CSWA last December! And now, after weeks of intrigue.... he's coming to the ring! Deacon sends Havoc to the canvas with a hip toss.... he picks up the young challenger and sends him into the ropes! Havoc reverses! CLOTHESLINE! Their momentum shot BOTH MEN over the top rope! And now they have Shepherd across the ring, Randy Harders to their left, and Mike Randalls to their right! Ben Worthington begins the count, but he's keeping his eyes on Harders and Randalls! But here comes Security again, and now they're leading Harders back down the aisleway....and surprisingly enough...he's going without any argument.

SB: You can't argue with peons...it's not civilized.

BB: Havoc to his feet first, and he takes a step toward Deacon.... his eyes just met Randalls'. What's going to happen? Who will be the man to 'blink,' if you will?

SB: Havoc.

BB: Havoc takes a step back, and returns to the ring. I could see the determination in that young man's eyes, but he's also smart enough to realize that a confrontation with Randalls is not the best thing for him at the moment. Deacon is getting to his feet as well... Now DEACON'S eyes meet Randalls.... Sammy, you can feel the intensity between these two men.

SB: Randalls generates enough intensity for the AAWC and SWF combined, with enough left over to power the entire NHL for sixteen years. Don't forget that, either, Einstein.

BB: Randalls raises his arms.... This is too much, folks. He's mocking Deacon with that cross stance.

SB: But it worked.

BB: Havoc grabs Deacon's hair and pulls him back to the ring apron! SUPLEX! Havoc just hoisted the Champ up in the air and DROPPED him back down onto the canvas! Havoc stays on him, locking a sleeper hold onto Deacon!

SB: BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!

BB: Sammy! These two men have been giving us a hell of a match, and you want to chant "Boring"? How rude could you possibly be?

SB: As rude as I want. What's the difference? Why do you care? What is that noise?

BB: What IS that noise?

SB: Sounds like someone's mumbling.... Does someone have a radio on?

BB: It's.... Shepherd! Shepherd is.... chanting.... SOMETHING. We need to get a camera or a microphone over there to hear what he's saying.

SHEPHERD: Il nostro padre che l' arte nel cielo, hallowed è nome di Thy. Il regno di Thy viene, Thy sarà bastato, su terra mentre è nel cielo....

BB: What is that?

SB: Italian, I think.

BB: Wait a second.... Deacon is getting up! Deacon is fighting his way to his feet! He backs Havoc into the corner! The sleeper hold is broken!

SB: Chanting: Better than Gatorade.

BB: Havoc charges Deacon.... CLOTHESLINE! Havoc goes down! Deacon picks him up.... ALTAR CALL! The cover by Deacon, ONE.... TWO.... THR--HAVOC GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!

SB: How did he have the presence of mind for that one?

BB: I don't know, but it looked to be all he had left! Deacon picks him up again.... ALTAR CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! ONE! TWO! THREE! Deacon comes off with the successful defense, but I think Havoc was able to take him to the limit! Deacon and Shepherd retrieve the World Title belt from the timekeeper's table, and head back down the aisle. For Sammy Benson and Rudy Seitzer, my name is Bill Buckley, and we'll see you.... wait a second. Mike Randalls has rolled into the ring!

RANDALLS: Deacon.... I find it very ODD that somebody who is a messenger of Christ does it through VIOLENCE, BLOOD and PAIN. You know what I think? You have NO FAITH. NO EVIDENCE. And NO TRUTH to anything you SAY. I say this man is nothing but HERESY.

BB: Randalls does the crucifix motion again.... and he's running his hand across his throat! Mike Randalls has spoken! I think these two men have a destination down the road! Once again, my name is Bill Buckley, and we'll see you in---- RANDY HARDERS HAS MADE HIS MOVE! HARDERS RUSHES DEACON WITH A CHAIR! DEACON IS DOWN! Randy Harders is laying into Deacon with that chair! Good Lord! Can we get some help down here? He's going to----

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