(As PRIMETIME returns from commercial, three ring bells dong, and the lights go out. The place leaps up all at once, sounding like a jumbo jet about to take off.)

BB: And folks, what else can I say, except it's time for the main event!

SB: You could say a lot of things, Buckley. Like admitting, in public, how much you love doing my laundry.

BB: (sighs) If I did that, I’d be painted with the ‘weird’ brush.

SB: Lose the anal approach and come over to my side, where fetishes get you in the door free.

BB: Sammy, I was kidding. Geez, the look of hope on your face that I was considering joining your secret society was priceless.

SB: Hey....DEAR GOODNESS

BB: WE’VE BECOME ONE ANOTHER.

(There’s a long, awkward silence between the two of them.)

(CUE UP: "Song 2" by Blur. The frenetic Brit-pop guitar blasts followed by Damon Album's WOOOO HOOOOO. The crowd starts hopping up and down like they're at the Reading Festival, as TROY WINDHAM-- wearing a CSWA do-rag and a ref's shirt-- comes strutting down to ringside, pointing to his "people" along the way.)

BB: And here he is, Mr. CSWA! The self-described foundation of this promotion.

SB: Self-described? Troy Windham is the marquee name who sells out tickets and pays our salaries! Buckley, your kids are enjoying high-definition splendor thanks to the King. Without Fox Family in HD, what chance does Jeffrey have of being...

BB: WELL, I don't know about all that but The King is certainly a legend around these parts. And he's been quite successful since he returned from his vast injuries. But tonight, he's not competing-- tonight's he’s the special referee.

SB: Between a rock and a hard place.

BB: In one corner will be a man who almost killed him... and in the other a man who wishes he was dead.

SB: Why would someone willingly put themselves in a position like this? (laughs) You know, unwittingly, I think I just pinpointed why Betty White agreed to do the pilot of Golden Girls. FYI, Buckley, in the pilot the girls had a gay cook named Coco.

BB: Geez.

SB: Swear to you it’s true.

BB: Well, Troy has stated the past few months that because of his injuries, he has matured. He's teamed with Shane Southern to face The Intruders. But on top of that, he has said that he wants to be the CSWA World Champion one more time. And not only that, Troy Windham says that he wants the title to be prestigious and the most sought-after title in the world.

SB: Well, not to call Troy a liar... but his past actions have to make you doubt when he says that. I mean, I've partied with the guy myself-- and the things he has told teenage girls to have an eight-some... surprisingly Kirk Cameron’s name still carries weight.

(CUE UP: "You Know You're Right" by Nirvana. The lights go out, and a spotlight shows POISON IVY and ELI FLAIR standing next to each other. Eli throws both of his hands high in the air and the crowd returns with a scream, with the grunge guitars churning in the background, Kurt's voice screaming YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH.)

BB: And here he is, The King of Extreme! He, too, would like what has eluded him for some time... and that's a chance to once again be CSWA World Champion, having defeated Evan Aho in a Top Contender's match at BATTLE of the BELTS.

SB: That match was so brutal and tough, it made me drink!

BB: Sammy, breathing makes you drink. Eli and Ivy are next to each other now, outside the ring. And Eli and Troy are STARING at each other.

SB: The last time they faced off, Troy ended up almost retiring. Also, Gerardo hadn’t revealed coalition military secrets, and Connie Chung was still on the air.

BB: Eli hops up to the ring apron and now into the ring... and he and Troy are face-to-face, jawing back and forth at each other.

SB: Some ref! Apparently the good ones aren’t just Cuban.

(CUE UP: The Theme from Close Encounters. CUT TO: CSWAvision screen shows a ranch in Texas, with a stampede of bulls charging the camera. The bulls reach the screen and then it explodes. The lights go out and then the spotlight comes back on as Mark Windham runs out, holding his CSWA World Title over his head, looking quite cocky. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly cheers, but with a few other ominously mixed in.)

BB: And here he is, the man who has come back from the void to claim the most prized possession in this industry-- the CSWA World Title. Mark Windham, a living legend here in the CSWA, who has fought to win the title despite the great odds and burdens that he has always faced!

SB: The Lost Soul, Mark Windham... a man without a past. Interestingly enough I’ve created a drinking game around his saga, Buckley. You watch, six months from now I’ll be huge because of it.

BB: (sighs) Connie Chung?

(Eli is on the opposite side of the ring, grabbing the ring ropes. Troy is by the near ropes, motioning for Mark to get in the ring. Mark points at Troy.)

MARK: You’re not going to run this time?

BB: Mark now rolls under the ropes and in the ring... holding his title belt, which he holds right in his brother's face! Mark and Troy are jawing at each other and now Eli joins the fray. All three guys are yelling at each other. Mark shoves Eli, now Eli shoves Mark. Mark drops the title and now REALLY shoves Eli. Eli takes a step back and does the same to Mark!

SB: And look at this now!

BB: Troy picks up the CSWA World Title and is staring at it... Mark and Eli are still staring at each other. I recognize that look! That's when you know Troy has some dubious plot being hatched...

SB: The Boy Troy looks like he wants to take both their heads off with the strap! DO IT TROY! MAKE KIRK PROUD. GO TIGER BEAT ON THEIR...

BB: Troy, instead, hands the title to Rhubarb Jones and calls for the bell to ring. Maybe he means what he says... that the title and his legacy are the most important things to him. Mark again shoves Eli, and Eli again shoves Mark. Lockup... and neither man can get the advantage and separate.

SB: These guys are strong like bull.

BB: If you start doing character work, I’m filing a complaint. Both guys lockup again... and Eli forces Eli into the ropes. Troy calls for a break! 1! 2! 3! Mark is gesturing that Eli grabbed his hair to back him into the ropes! Troy warns Eli!

SB: Troy's gotta call it as he sees it. Well, not really. The tension between him and Mark is so thick and to the bone that you have to think that The Slacker would play favorites.

BB: They lock up again, and now Mark backs Eli up to the ropes. And Ivy is screaming at Troy! I think Mark, that time, DID grab a head of hair! Troy making them break.

SB: You have to remember, tho... Eli's the man who almost crippled Troy. He might have it so in for Eli, he'd favor his brother.

BB: Troy now in between both guys and is giving them both warnings--- OH NO! Mark Windham with a quick forearm lance to Eli, who briefly let his guard down. Mark follows with another forearm blow, and then another. He forces Eli to the corner and whips him towards the other-- Eli bounces into them hard. Mark bounces off the side ropes-- CLOTHESLINE THAT DROPS FLAIR! Now Mark drops a knee on Flair! And another!

SB: Vintage Mark Windham. Reminds me of the early days of this league, when I could get some decent service.

BB: Mark now hoists The King of Extreme up in his shoulders... BIG bodyslam. Mark, in one motion, bounces off the ropes and again drops a knee to Eli's forehead. Now the wiry Texan is measuring Mark... tapping his foot... Eli gets up... and Windham delivers a Mafia Kick right to Eli's jaw!

SB: That'll cause Eli's jaw to be wired... maybe if he couldn't talk, Ivy would feel the need to take off her top. Oh, wait, I'm thinking out loud again.

BB: Windham seems to be targeting Eli's head, probably wanting to make Eli see cobwebs and not be as sharp as he usually is.

SB: Eli's sharp? When did anyone ever say that? We're talking about the same Eli Flair, right?

BB: Mark now wrenching Eli's right knee-- but Eli kicks Mark off. Mark bounces to the ropes, Eli drops down, Mark off the far ropes with a forearm, no, Eli ducks and rolls Mark up-- SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! THR-NO!

SB: We almost had a new champ just like that! Slow count if you ask me. I’ve seen Chuck Woolery dole out five hundred dollars on Scrabble quicker than that pin.

BB: Mark now. is screaming at Troy about a fast count—

SB: Fast? Oh so I’M the liar.

BB: ELI WRAPS HIM UP AGAIN! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! MARK KICKS OUT! Mark, however, shoulders Eli in the stomach, using the ropes for leverage, and forces Flair into the corner. Now Mark CHOPS Flair.

SB: Shades of Eddy Love! Gone but not forgotten!

BB: Windham with another chop! Now he has Flair-- WEST TEXAN BULLDOG! Cover! One! Two! Eli kicks out!

SB: Did you just see that GLARE Mark gave Troy? Gave me the willies...and I’m not even English.

BB: Mark now whips Eli into the ropes... SIDEWALK SLAM! He drove his shoulder down, slamming Eli's head across the mat.

SB: I think Eli's eyes just rolled into the back of his eyes-- kinda sorta like mine are about to do from Sexual Repression. IVY....OFF WITH IT...NOW.

BB: From the ground, Mark is now hoisting Eli back up... Mark has Eli hooked for an Inverted DDT-- OH NO! MARK JUST DROPPED TO ONE KNEE! HIS KNEE CRASHED AGAINST ELI'S NECK!

SB: Ugh...

BB: Mark again has Eli up in position... and AGAIN drops Flair's neck over his knee! Mark now falls on Eli, forearm across the face... ONE! TWO! THRE-- NO!

SB: Gotta love it when Eli Flair's neck almost breaks. God, I hate that guy.

BB: Mark looks like he's going to erupt soon... he knows it's going to take something big to put Eli away! He's digging WAY down deep in his arsenal. He now hooks both Eli's arm's from behind... WINDHAM BRIDGES BACK!!!

SB: UGH!

BB: MARK IS STRANGLING ELI WITH HIS OWN ARMS! I haven't seen this move... A Bridged Japanese Sleeper... this move... I'd expect this from Evan Aho, but not Mark Windham! He brought his A-Game tonight!

(CLOSEUP: Troy is asking Eli if he wants to give. Eli is coughing, gasping for air. Ivy is pounding on the mat.)

MARK: Quit, Flair! Quit already! I'm going to break your neck! I'm going to Troy you out!

SB: What do you think Troy is thinking, listening to that? His own brother rubbing his injuries in his face as he tries to strange his arch-rival.

BB: All three men have an intense rivalry with each other and have had so for the better part of a decade! Eli is in this gruesome hold... and this crowd is starting to clap and get behind Eli.

(The crowd starts to chant... EEEEE LIIIIII! EEEEEE LIIIII! EEEEEE LIIIIII!)

SB: Mark is again saying something to Troy. Probably something along the lines of "I'm sorry, Mr. Troy for dawning an apron and cooking for you and Catherine. I should have just ordered take-out, or married an Asian mail-order bride and have her cook..."

BB: Sammy!....Mark is screaming for Troy to ring the bell, but Eli has not given up! Eli is starting to roll over, positioning Mark over his shoulder... Eli falls back into the corner. Mark hasn't let go yet... and Eli again falls back into the corner. Mark has to let go. Now Eli has Mark-- he tosses him over his shoulder! Mark falls flat on his back.

(The crowd starts to pop loud.)

SB: Oh god... I can't stand it when these people cheer. GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES!

BB: Eli now sitting on the second rope... he leaps off with a double axehandle-- NO! MARK CATCHES ELI-- TEXTBOOK BELLY-TO-BELLY! Mark shoots a look to Troy--

MARK: Count him NOW!

BB: And goes for the cover... ONNNEE! TWOOOO! THREEEENOOOO! Eli got his shoulder up...

CROWD: EEEEELIIIII! EEEEEEELIIIIII!

BB:: Mark is now right in his brother's face, screaming at him.

SB: He might have a point there... that count was AWFULLY close. Troy probably got caught up staring at a hottie with a D-Cup! Wow. Has it been four years since Brazil’s win already?

BB: Mark had better not become distracted by Troy's presence in there. He's done a good job of maintaining momentum tonight but that could change at any moment, considering who he is in the ring with. Mark now picks Flair up for a suplex-- and he hits a beautiful one! He holds on for a SECOND suplex-- and AGAIN he drops Eli right on his back!

SB: Three's a charm!

BB: Mark AGAIN holds onto the suplex, rolling over... he hoists Flair up-- NO! Flair kicks his legs, causing Mark to struggle. Eli drops over Mark and pushes Mark-- MARK GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! And now Eli -ELI HOOKS MARK AROUND THE WAIST AND THROWS HIM BACK IN A GERMAN SUPLEX! MARK LANDS RIGHT ON HIS LEFT COLLARBONE!

SB: I can relate to wrestlers getting their second winds. After nine or ten rounds, I'm done... but give me a shot of something good, flash a pair of melons in my face, and next thing you know, I'm louder than Poison Ivy done with care!

BB: Both men are now out, on the mat... Eli gets up first... COVER! (CLOSEUP: Troy's mouth drops like he just saw Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie do a nude shower scene.) ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THREEE--- NOOOO! MARK GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! ELI FLAIR JUST CAME THIS CLOSE TO WINNING THE CSWA WORLD TITLE ONCE AGAIN!

SB: Both men out cold already... this match is brutal, Buckley.

BB: Both men up... (The crowd is clapping in rhythm... slowly, but picking the pace up a little at a time.) Mark charges at Eli... ELI DROPS UNDER! DROP TOE HOLD! MARK CRASHES ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE SHOULDER FIRST!

SB: Eli's starting to look like the feral animal we all know and love... put him in a vet's office, and you won't tell a difference between him and some street animal. Same for Ivy, with what she usually wears... but that's a good thing! I like my girls kept poor.

BB: Eli follows Mark now... forcing him to stand on the second turnbuckle. Eli now forearms Mark in the kidney... and again... Eli now climbs the ropes behind Mark... and he turns around so he's facing the ring...

SB: The King of Extreme at it again.

BB: Eli lifts Mark up... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(Both men collapse to the mat in a heap.)

BB: ELI FLAIR JUST DROPPED MARK WINDHAM ON HIS HEAD AND NECK! HE JUST GAVE MARK WINDHAM A RAZOR'S EDGE FROM THE SECOND ROPE!

SB: That one SOBERED me up. Just to give those watching at home a reference for impact.

BB: Eli, who took a beating this match... is on the mat... winded... Mark is out cold, on the floor. Eli crawls towards Mark... COVER! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION! (With the crowd chanting along) ONNNNEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEENNOOOOOOOOOO! NO!
NO! MARK WINDHAM JUST GOT OUT!

SB: WOOO! If Eli won, I don't think I'd get the VIP treatment at his victory party.

BB: Eli SNARLS at Troy but turns towards Mark, not wanting to let Troy get in his head. Eli now HOPPING up and down... LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! He measures Mark-- CLOTHESLINE! Eli picks Mark up again and whips him-- INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! ELI HITS A DIAMOND CUTTER! Mark pops up and and FALLS into the corner! Eli charges Mark-- SPLASH! Eli now whips Mark and falls as he whips him-- MARK HITS THE CORNER SHOULDER FIRST! HE FLEW BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPES AND HIT THE STEEL RING POST! MARK'S HOLDING THAT HURT SHOULDER! HE NOW RUNS OUTSIDE!

SB: That'll make you want to drink!

BB: ELI FLAIR IS GIVING MARK WINDHAM ALL THAT HE CAN HANDLE AND THEN SOME! How Mark is still holding onto his title is beyond me.

SB: It's all he has left! He'll do ANYTHING to hold onto it.

BB: Mark is on the floor, wrenching his injured shoulder... now Mark is BERATING Troy.

MARK: Stop it right now, Troy! You're trying to get at me. Stop it now, Troy! Stop trying to cheat me out of MYYYYY title!

BB: Troy, to be honest, has been pretty impartial tonight. He's busy trying to keep Eli from going out chasing Mark.

SB: And look at Mark now!

BB: Mark is now on the same side of the ring of Ivy, and he's yelling at her.

MARK: Get back to layin’ with HORNET! He misses ya, witch.

BB: You don't wanna say THAT to Ivy. Ivy is screaming at Mark, and Troy's leaning out of the ring, yelling at her to keep out of it. Eli is SCREAMING at Mark... and Mark is walking over here--

(The mics echo. Mark grabs Benson by the collar and grabs his headset.)

MARK: Get Merritt down here. Troy’s out of his mind! WHAT was he thinking allowing this? IT’S OUT OF HAND CHAD! (Mark slams the headset down.)

SB: Geez---

BB: Mark now goes towards is title... he grabs it and tosses it in the ring... OH NO! HE JUST TOOK RHUBARB JONES AND TOSSED HIM INTO THE RING STEPS! MARK NOW HAS RHUBARB'S CHAIR AND TOSSES IT INTO THE RING! HE HAS ANOTHER AND TOSSES IT INTO THE RING! MARK IS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH, SCREAMING AT EVERYONE!

SB: He's snapping! I knew the sanity wouldn’t hold!

BB: Mark FINALLY rolls back into the ring. He tells Troy to back Eli off... he goes for a lock-up... NO! LOW BLOW BY MARK! DDT BY MARK! ONNE! TWOOO! THREE--NO!

SB: Mark is BESIDE himself. He's saying something to someone who ain't even there!

BB: Mark is now SCREAMING at Troy... and now he turns and grabs one of the chairs he just tossed into the ring. Troy, from behind grabs it from Mark. Mark and Troy are pulling the chair back and forth-- OHHH NOOO! MARK JUST SPUN TROY INTO A CHARGING ELI! ELI CRASHED INTO THE CHAIR AND IT JUST CRUSHED TROY! TROY'S GOT THAT BUM NECK THAT JUST GOT JAMMED BETWEEN ELI FLAIR, A CHAIR AND THE CORNER!!

SB: Troy on the mat... Eli on the ground.. where have we seen that before?

BB: Windham sees his chance... AND HE GRABS HIS TITLE! He's measuring Eli... ELI JUST GORED WINDHAM! HE JUST GORED WINDHAM! WINDHAM'S HEAD CRASHED AGAINST ONE OF THOSE CHAIRS! ELI COVERS MARK!

SB: BUT TROY'S STILL GROGGY!

BB: IVY IS POUNDING ON THE MAT! SHE'S SCREAMING AT TROY TO MAKE THE COVER! TROY SLOWLY CRAWLS... WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP RIGHT HERE! (With the crowd)
ONNNNEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEEEEEENNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! MARK WINDHAM JUST PUT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! WINDHAM JUST PUT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!

SB: SILVER BULLETS. THAT’S WHAT IT’S GOING TO TAKE. .

BB: Troy's still shaking the cobwebs out.... Eli is turning towards Troy, yelling at him... MARK WINDHAM JUST HIT ELI FLAIR FROM BEHIND WITH A NUTSHOT! ELI FALLS TO THE MAT! MARK SETS A CHAIR UP... ELI SLOWLY GETTING UP... MARK CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE!

SB: 2 to 1 this doesn’t end well for one of the three.

BB: MARK WINDHAM FLIES OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE JUST BULLDOGGED ELI FLAIR ONTO THAT CHAIR! FLAIR'S BUSTED OPEN! MARK IS OVER ELI'S FACE, SCREAMING AT HIM! HE NOW GRABS THE TITLE-- HE JUST LEGDROPPED THE TITLE ONTO ELI'S FACE!

SB: The World Title insignia just got ENGRAVED on Flair's face!

BB: Mark hooks the legs... and some of the trunks! Troy finally shakes the cobwebs free... ONE! TWO! THREE! WINDHAM GOT HIM!

(The crowd boos as the bell rings.)

BB: After one hell of a battle... both men stepped it up to the next level but somehow, using a little bit of some MANIACAL tactics... Mark Windham retains his title.

SB: This ain't over yet, Buckley! Look!

BB: Mark is picking himself up in the corner, and Troy is slowly getting to his feet as well. Ivy is talking to Eli, who has been completely busted open. Eli is on his knees now... AND WHAT IS MARK DOING? He has the house mic!

SB: What?

MARK: Flair...you asked if I knew who I was.

You got your answer tonight, dummy. I’m Troy’s brother! (Mark cackles and then walks up to Troy, hugging him.)

BB: THIS WAS A SET UP! THE WINDHAM BROTHERS JUST SET UP ELI FLAIR!

SB: Captain Excitement Buckley! Brilliant!

(Mark gestures to the fans that he and Troy played Eli. Troy’s got a bemused look on his face.)

TROY: (picked up from the mic that’s still in Mark’s hands) What are you doin’? Get off---

BB: ELI JUST DOUBLE LEGGED TROY TO THE MAT!! He’s WAILING AWAY ON HIS BLOOD RIVAL! ELI FLAIR IS ALL OVER TROY!

SB: He’s a sore loser! Don’t hate the playa Flair, hate the game!

(Mark drops to his knees and laughs hysterically)

BB: MARK IS LAUGHING AT THIS!

SB: Yeah. Joke’s over Windham, get that pug off the Boy Troy now.

BB: Sammy...HE WANTS TROY AND ELI TO PUMMEL EACH OTHER!

(MARK GRABS THE CHAIR AND CRASHES IT OVER ELI’S HEAD!)

SB: Nonsense. Now Eli will pay for nearly ruining the King Of All-Media’s career.

(As Troy staggers to his feet, Mark smiles at him...then CRACKS THE CHAIR over Troy’s head)

SB: Oh no.... I think THE LIVING PSYCHO HAS JUST RETURNED...

BB: Mark just laid out Troy and Eli... Sammy he’s cracking that chair over a limp Troy! Three, four........five times over the head! Oh.....THAT’S ENOUGH.

(Eli tries to get to his feet. Windham gives him a NECKBREAKER.)

BB: Windham’s out of control!!

(Ivy slides into the ring and tends to Eli)

BB: OHHH NOOO! Mark for Pete’s sake! -- NOOOOOOO!

(The crowd goes DEAD, as a loud crash can be heard.)

BB: MARK WINDHAM JUST CRASHED THAT CHAIR OVER IVY'S HEAD! POISON IVY IS OUT COLD! SHE NEEDS ATTENTION NOW!

SB: Oh man... has he EVER returned!

(Windham picks IVY up by the hair, bends to one knee and lays her over his knee. He lifts up her skirt and plays to the crowd like he’s going to spank her.)

BB: Mark no!

SB: He’s crazy, Buckley! But my kind of crazy. DO IT!

(Mark laughs, stands up, and tosses IVY over the top rope.)

SB: TEASE!

(Windham walks to Eli’s body, stands Eli up....and gets him in position.)

BB: The World Champion.....PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR! MAN ALIVE. Eli Flair is in serious trouble.

(Mark gets the mic back in his hand and stands over Eli. Starts to slap at Eli’s face)

MARK: Come on Flair. Get up boy. I told you, you’d sell after this. (slaps Eli) Get up. (slaps Eli) Now. Who am I? Who am I Flair? (slaps him) You son of a.....

(Mark begins to stomp madly away at Eli.)

BB: What’s taking security so long? Somebody in the back....get’em out here...

SB: This is too much Buckley. In all seriousness.

(Mark rolls outside the ring, he reaches back in and pulls Troy outside with him. Troy’s body slumps to the ground. Mark reaches, and stands Troy up. He kisses Troy on the cheek and then starts to hug him.)

BB: Great Day....

SB: (softly) He’s sick.

(Fans boo and begin to throw trash at Windham)

MARK: (On house mic, while hugging Troy) We did it bro! We did it! Daddy would be so proud of us now!

I’m sorry. (kisses Troy on the cheek) I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you growing up.

Troy... (Troy tries to fight back) I did the best I could...I did the best I could.

(Mark throws Troy’s head between his legs.)

BB: Noooooooooo!

SB: Mark...

(MARK PILEDRIVES TROY ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!)

BB: Nooooo!!

(Mark reaches underneath the ring apron and pulls out a T-shirt. He mugs for the camera and holds up the T-shirt which reads: “Where Is Paul?”)

SB: Paul? Who’s he talking about?

BB: Paul… Paul is… He’s talking about HORNET?!

MARK: I’m sorry. (laughs maniacally.) I’m so sorry.

SB: What do you mean? Hornet’s name is Paul? I don’t…

BB: Windham may really have lost his mind….

(Mark holds up at ringside, staring at the fans.)

BB: I don’t even want to imagine what REPERCUSSIONS there’ll be from this! Something has to happen. Merritt can’t allow this in his company. I....I......just cut Marvin. Cut now. Please.

(As Mark walks towards the ramp, a fan pours a beer over his head.)

(FADE OUT as Mark dives into the stands and starts to beat the fan down.)