MAIN
EVENT
Eli
Flair vs. "Triple X" Sean Stevens
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BB: Well, this is the one all of
our
Orlando, Florida
fans
have been waiting for Benson… Sean “Triple X” Stevens was a relative
nobody in the CSWA two years ago, and through hard work, he’s fast becoming
one of the top superstars on the CSWA roster. But, here… in his hometown…
Orlando,
Florida
…
he has a cult-like following… as you can probably tell as the fans are at a
fevered pitch.
SB:
That kid’s probably a nervous wreck back there… should’ve given him
some of my special: ‘Benson Magic Potion’. It’ll have him calm in minutes.
(SFX: Ding, Ding, Ding.)
(CUTTO: Rhubarb Jones standing in
the center of the ring, microphone in hand.)
BB: I don’t think anybody needs
THAT before a big match…
SB: When he comes out here,
sweating, and stumbling over the fact that he’s wrestling his FIRST main
event, in his hometown for the FIRST time, he’ll wish he had it, and if he
crawls over here wanting some, normally I’d tell him to kiss off… but, since
I’d probably be mugged by all of these morons in this arena, I’d give him a
sip.
BB: Anyway… The bell has rung…
Rhubarb’s in the center of the ring, let’s get this thing underway.
(CUE UP: “Hell’s Bells” –
AC/DC)
SB: A nice dose of my magic potion
would make us all happily forget the Feminazi.
(The CSWAvision lights up with the
words “Hell’s Belle” as Poison Ivy steps through the curtain wearing a
black babydoll T-shirt with the same logo, a black vinyl skirt and what look to
be suede boots. She’s carrying her Singapore Cane but is also unaccompanied by
anyone.)
BB: Ivy enters the arena to a huge
reaction, Sammy – like her or not you can’t deny the fact that she has set a
standard for non-com’s in this business that few have approached.
SB: Noncom? She’s always getting
in there where she doesn’t belong… you don’t know how much I wanted to see
Dan Ryan slap that smug look off her face.
BB: Not to mention her debut in a
CSWA wrestling ring where she pinned Sammy Benson. I think someone’s still a
little bitter over that one.
SB: I’M NOT BITTER!
BB: Ivy is in the ring and she’s
asked for the microphone… I wonder why she hasn’t come down with Eli or
Triple X.
SB: Too “Real World”-ish for
me.
(CUTTO: The ring, where Rhubarb has
left Ivy to it.)
IVY: OR-LAN-DO… ARE YOU READY?!?
(HUGE crowd pop, as a huge smile
works its way onto Ivy’s face.)
IVY: This contest is scheduled for
one fall, with a sixty minute time limit, and it is your Main Event of the evening! The match you are about to witness
has taken place a baker’s dozen times before, on three different continents
across four years and five different wrestling promotions. Now… they’ve both
come home to the CSWA.
BB: Flair and Stevens
certainly have had an extensive history.
SB: So?
BB: There’s no reaching
you, is there?
IVY: Introducing first, weighing in
at three hundred and nine pounds, dependent on how much beer and wings are
sitting in his gut, he’s held every active championship in the CSWA except for
the Title of the Third Largest
City
in
the Great State of North Carolina, including the retired IntraContinental…
From the City that Never Sleeps, delusionally transposed to the Left Armpit of
the United
States,
Hollywood,
California
…
(CUE UP: “Alone I Break” –
KoRn.)
IVY: THIS IS… The Original
Nobody… The King of Extreme… “Total Elimination” ELI FLAIR!
(The curtain separates as Flair
steps through, and makes his way down the ramp. Occasionally, Flair would pause
and point at a fan holding a sign, making their day, but for the most part, he
was all business. Eli entered the ring and hopped on the turnbuckle thrusting
his arms in the air, soaking up all the cheers.)
BB: They love this man everywhere
he goes! Eli Flair is perhaps one of the most popular wrestlers in the wrestling
industry… He’s given his body to this sport and people appreciate him for
it!
SB: But do they ever appreciate the
sacrifices I have made? Nooooo.
BB: Eli Flair slides into the ring
and bumps knuckles with Poison Ivy… those two have had their rough spots over
the past year or so, but I think there’s a bond that can never truly be broken
between them.
SB: Like a master and his beloved
pet?
BB: I don’t even want to know who
would be who in your little world. LISTEN TO THESE FANS, Sammy!
(SFX: Practically the entire O-Rena
chanting ‘TRI-PLE-X! TRI-PLE-X!”)
IVY: And his opponent… from—
(CUE UP: “’Til I Collapse”
– Eminem, cutting Ivy off. It doesn’t much matter, since the fans are
drowning out both Ivy’s announcement as well as the music itself. As the
curtain parts, ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens entered, clad in a “Triple X
Show” T-shirt, dark blue sunglasses that look mysteriously like the pair that
Eli Flair is usually wearing (and isn’t tonight) – and he just stands there,
soaking in the crowd.
Maybe it’s his hometown, maybe
it’s his first CSWA Main Event match, maybe it’s the anticipation of another
match to add to the Eli Flair/Triple X classic… but at this moment there is no
star brighter in the CSWA than ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens.)
BB: This is insane Sammy! The
hometown boy is back!! And, these people are giving him a standing ovation! This
HAS to rival some of the loudest ovations in a building for a wrestler…
Certainly one of the loudest I’ve ever heard!
SB: It’s decent… It can’t
compare to the time CSWA went to MY hometown but it’s okay, I suppose.
BB: Whatever… anyway, Sean’s in
the ring, and he’s ready to get this thing underway. Stevens takes off his
shirt, Eli’s been ready for a while now, as he and Ivy share a couple of words
before she exits the ring. Alright folks, this one’s about to get underway,
there’s the bell!
SB: The time for talking is up…
Time to put up or shut up.
BB: Both men meet in the center of
the ring, they’re face to face… Eli extends his hand, so does Sean… What a
show of sportsmanship by both individuals.
SB: Yeah… it’s enough to get
you nauseated. Let’s see some blood… some broken body parts… if we wanted
to see an athlete kiss up to his opponent we’d rewind to the end of the Mike
Tyson vs. Lennox Lewis fight.
BB: And, here we go! Both men meet
in the center of the ring, with a collar-and-elbow tie up. Eli, obviously the
stronger of the two backs Sean into the turnbuckle… Flair has the size and
weight advantage over Stevens so this one isn’t too much of a surprise, but,
the fans don’t seem to appreciate that fact too much, as they’re booing
Flair as he breaks.
SB: Booing Flair? That’s
different. Wonder what he’s thinking.
BB: Eli Flair is the consummate
professional… he’s ignoring it, just like he should. They lock up in the
center again, and again Eli shows he has the strength advantage… He has Triple
X in the corner… and, once again the crowd’s booing. Ben Worthington is in
the middle trying to separate the two… to no avail. Neither man is trying to
let go. One, Two, Three, Four, Flair let’s go before the count of five.
SB: I’d have socked him right
there, Buckley. Right on the nose.
BB: Flair and Stevens meet in the
center again for the lock up, NO, Sean duped him by ducking underneath, he’s
going for the ropes, Flair turns around, confused, Sean bounces off, Eli with a
clothesline attempt, STEVENS slides through his legs!
Sean Stevens is putting on a show for his hometown fans… and, they love
it! Eli Flair smiles and gives his friend a nod… CLOTHESLINE!! FLAIR CAUGHT
SEAN OFF GUARD! Stevens had his arms raised, putting on a performance for this
capacity crowd, and Flair charged and caught him with a vicious clothesline!
SB: That was smart on Flair’s
part. Personally, I’d have done the same thing, if some arrogant prick were
trying to show me up on national television. I think I know who I’m routing
for tonight.
BB: Flair has him up… right hand
sends Sean reeling to the corner… ELBOW to the face of Sean Stevens and Triple
X is down, holding his face in agony! A man the size of Eli Flair is the
equivalent of ten
NORMAL
sized guys. Sean Stevens’
jaw may very well be broken.
SB: If his jaw was broken, he
wouldn’t’ be able to talk anymore, right? I’m sold. Go Eli!
BB: Flair’s measuring him…
ANOTHER vicious elbow to the face! Sean stumbles out of the corner, still
holding his jaw, Eli hooks him, BACKBREAKER! Flair down for the cover, ONE, Sean
kicks out. Flair has him up again, by the hair, body slam, but Sean’s back up
to his feet, kick to the gut, by Eli, he’s setting him up for a DDT, YES!! He
planted him… And, he’s dropping down for the cover again! ONE, TW—Stevens
kicks out!
SB: What are we? Five minutes into
the match and Flair’s already dominating this guy… This should be quick.
BB: Sean’s up, and, he’s
leaning on the ropes, apparently out on his feet… Eli with a clothesline!!
NOOOO! STEVENS COUNTERED WITH A BACK BODY DROP! Did you hear that sick thump,
Sammy?!? I think Eli may have landed wrong or something! And, wait… Sean’s
going up top… he leaps… aaaaaand, CONNECTS! FLYING BODY BLOCK BY TRIPLE X
AND LISTEN TO THE CROWD!
SB: Not bad… I was ready to sell
the kid up the river…
BB: Sean slides Eli in the ring,
and comes in after him… Flair’s up on his feet, so is Sean, Sean prepared to
wail away at his friend with a double axe handle, FLAIR HAS HIS THROAT!
CHOKESLAM! Eli with the cover!! ONE, TWO, TH—KICKOUT! Wow, that came out of
nowhere! Sean appears hurt… Eli lifts him… sends him to the rope, he’s
gonna attempt a back body drop, NO! ANOTHER REVERSE! Stevens with a swinging
neck breaker! He’s down for the cover… ONE, TWO, Kickout! You’ll have to
do more than that to get a three count on Eli Flair, Sean should know that.
SB: Yeah, he’s a tough piece of
New
York street
tra—
BB: I think he can hear you,
Sammy…
SB: --Treasure. Eli Flair is a
tough piece of
New York street
TREASURE!
BB: Anyway, Flair’s up…
Sean’s still a little woozy from earlier… Eli swings, Trip ducks it again,
hooks the legs… Flair goes crashing down to the mat, back first. I wonder what
he’s trying to do… YES! FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! Sean has Eli hooked in the
center of the ring, and I’m not sure Eli Flair will be able to take too much
of this! Sean’s cinching down on Flair’s ankle, and that man is in
EXCRUCIATING pain!
SB: He SHOULD give it up, if he
ever wants to get in the World title picture again… but, he’s too stupid.
And, look at Ivy over there in the corner… she’s certainly not cheering Sean
on, but she’s not pulling for Eli to break to hold either.
BB: Flair’s shoulder’s drop to
the mat, ONE, TWO, KICKOUT! Eli’s holding on… and, these fans are cheering
louder and louder with each passing second that Sean has him in the hold. His
shoulder’s drop again, ONE, TWO, THR—SHOULDER UP!
Flair looks like he’s trying to turn over on his belly… but, Stevens
is fighting it… Flair’s the stronger however… he… allllmoooooosttt….
YES! NOOOOO! FLAIR USED SO MUCH MOMENTUM TO GET HIM OVER ON HIS STOMACH THAT HE
FLIPPED OVER TWICE! Sean’s back in
control and the pressure is once again on Flair! Flair’s pounding the mat in
pain!
SB: Couldn’t that be considered a
form of tapping?
BB: It’s considered a form of
banging on the mat with your fists, because you’re pissed… and, in pain…
But, not tapping. Sean is rocking back and forth… applying more and more
pressure. It’s no secret that Eli Flair has had several knee surgeries in his
career. Sean, being Eli’s friend for the past four years, knows that and
he’s exploiting it. Surprising? Yes… but, smart nonetheless. Both of these
men said they wouldn’t hold anything back, and they’re proving it tonight.
SB: This is a smart plan by Sean,
though. You have to give him credit… Flair can only be but SO extreme on a bad
wheel.
BB: Eli’s inching back again…
he’s trying to reach the ropes… but, Stevens is using all of his weight to
keep him as close to the center of the ring as possible. Flair’s inching… he
allllmoooooosttt… YES! He has the ropes, and Ben Worthington is forcing Sean
to let go of the hold, to the disapproval of the fans. Sean place Eli’s right
ankle – the injured ankle – on the ropes, jumps on the bottom and, OUCH! He
landed right on Eli’s sore ankle. Flair’s
still down… Stevens yanks Eli to the center of the ring… I think I may have
heard something pop.
SB: Sean’s been in control for
the last ten minutes of this match, I wonder what he’s gonna do next…
BB: Stevens… oh God… Ladies and
Gentlemen, Sean Stevens is heading up to the tope rope again. He’s measuring
him… FLYING ELBOW OFF THE TOP RIGHT INTO THE LEG OF FLAIR!
ELI’S HURTING! He’s holding his leg in pain… Sean drops down for
the cover, hooking Eli’s HURT leg, ONE, TWO, THRE—NOOOOOOOO!
It took everything in Flair to kick out with that sore leg, but he did
it! Stevens is up to his feet again, he has that leg, I think he’s going for
another FIGURE FOUR, he’s pauses for a second, and glancing at the fans on his
left and right… this ovation is remarkable. He hooks him, SMALL PACKAGE! ELI
REVERSES WITH A SMALL PACKAGE! ONE, TWO, THREE- NOOOOOO!
SB: Did he get him?!!? My GOD that
was close!! I need a beer and some nachos… Buckley get up and get me some!
BB: TRIPLE X immediately hops back
on his feet… he’s going back for that same leg, he’s trying to hook him
with another figure four… ELI PUSHES HIM WITH HIS LEFT LEG, AND SEAN GOES
FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! The
crowd has been on there feet this entire contest and I don’t think they’ll
be sitting anytime soon… Eli’s using the ropes to get his feet under him…
he limps over to the ropes… Pulls back for leverage… SPRINGBOARD OVER THE
TOP! AND IT CONNECTS!!
SB: How in the hell did he do
that… and, more importantly… WHY in the hell did he do that?
BB: It’s been said time and again
that Eli Flair has no regard for his body. He’s too stubborn to ever say the
words: “I quit” and, he’s the hardest worker in the wrestling industry. I
guess what I’m trying to say in a round-a-bout way is, the question isn’t
WHY he did it… it’s WHY NOT. Flair’s making his way to his feet, he has
Sean with him… he has his right hand, pulls him in his direction, CLOTHESLINE
FROM HELL!
SB: He had better watch out… the
Referee’s on six… and, WILL count the both of them out.
BB:
I think Flair heard you, he just slid in the ring, and right back out, to
restart the count… Flair’s dragging Sean hair first around here to where we
are, Sammy… He has him up in a bare hug… FLAIR JUST RAMMED HIM INTO THE
STEEL POST! Sean is on the ground screaming at the top of his lungs! Wait a
minute… what’s Flair doing?
SB: This is the Eli Flair the CSWA
knows and loves…
BB: Eli’s removing the
monitors… He even removed the black plastic that covers the monitors… The
crowd’s jeering, as Flair stops for a moment, taking it all in. Finally, he
smirks before going for Stevens again. Eli pulls Sean to his feet… HE HAS HIM
BY THE NECK… SEAN’S UP… NOOOO! ELI… *LET*… HIM DOWN! WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?!!? Flair tosses Stevens in the ring… he slides in right behind him…
using the ropes to lift himself up. Flair grabs a handful of Sean’s hair…
Picks him up… is it? YES! THE FALLEN ONE!
STEVENS IS OUT COLD! FLAIR WITH THE COVER… ONE… TWO… THREE!!
(The bell sounds as Eli Flair’s
theme starts to play. Immediately, Poison Ivy slides into the ring, getting
Eli’s attention.)
RHUBARB JONES: The winner of the
match… “TOTAL ELIMINATION” EEEEEELLLLLLLIIIIIIII FFFFLLLLLLAAAAAAAIIIIIIR!
(The referee raises Eli’s hand,
but Flair’s attention isn’t on the match, OR his victory. Instead, it’s on
Sean… and, more importantly… his left leg, that was UNDERNEATH the ring.
Suddenly, Eli snatches his arm out of the Ben Worthington’s grip, pointing to
the leg of Triple X, as Worthington shrugs it off.)
BB: Eli Flair was declared the
winner after fifteen minutes of grueling action, ladies and gentlemen… I’m
not sure what’s going on now, however. After Flair got the pinfall, Poison
Ivy, his former manager, and sister-in-law, grabbed Eli’s attention, but I’m
not necessarily sure what for.
SB: I guess it’s safe to say…
The FemiNazi, once again, stuck her nose where it didn’t belong. I hope Eli
lays one on her.
BB: I’m sure that won’t be
happening. Flair and Ben Worthington are in the center of the ring discussing
something, my guess is, it has something to do with Sean Stevens. They’re
pointing to his foot which, I can confirm, IS under the bottom rope, but can’t
confirm whether or not it was there before the three count.
(Suddenly, a chorus of BOOS echo
around the arena, as the curtain slowly separates, and “The Blade” Kendall
Codine, steps through, and swiftly paces down to ringside. Kendall, joins the
side of Eli Flair, and Ivy, directing the referee to the video- wall, as they
await a replay.)
SB: I smell trouble… The GXW
sticks together, which means that Wicked Turncoat should be out here any second.
BB: Kendall Codine attacked Sean
Stevens at Fish Fund, and later labeled him his friend… It looks like he’s
out here to confirm what Eli, and Poison Ivy already know… But, that’s
beside the point… they’re about to replay the footage.
(CUT TO: CSWAvision. In slow motion, they show Eli Flair
using the ring ropes to pull himself to his feet, before nailing Stevens with
the “Fallen One”… as he landed partially outside of the ring.)
BB: THEY WERE RIGHT! What a show of
sportsmanship by Eli Flair. He could’ve EASILY accepted that win, over a VERY
talented Triple X, but he did the RIGHT thing, and these people… They LOVE him
for it. Listen to the Eli Flair chants. That’s something I thought I’d NEVER
hear in this contest! Ben Worthington is calling for the bell… This match is
about to be restarted. Eli Flair’s on his feet, Kendall Codine and Poison Ivy
have both left the ring, and Triple X is on his feet… barely. But, on his feet
nonetheless. They both meet in the center of the ring… THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING
NUTS!! Triple X and Eli Flair are staring each other down… daring the other to
make a move… TRIPLE X SWINGS! BLOCKED… FLAIR WITH A HARD SHOT SENDING SEAN
TO THE MAT!!
SB: I bet Trip wishes the match was
over again!
BB: Stevens is back up to his
feet… ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, DUCKED… Stevens jolts to the ropes, bounces off,
TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM BY ELI FLAIR! He drops down, ONE, TWO, THREE! NOOOOOOOOO!
TRIPLE X BARELY GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Eli has him up again… he sends Sean to
the ropes, BACKBODY DROP! NO! He telegraphed it, SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY
STEVENS! He drops down, ONE, TWO, FLAIR KICKS OUT AGGRESSIVELY! Both men are to
there feet… Stevens with a boot to Flair’s sore leg… he kicks again! And,
again!! And, again!! TRIPLE X IS WAILING AWAY!
SB: But, Flair’s still up… what
does THAT say about his conditioning and unwillingness to go down, or STAY down.
BB: Stevens bounces off the ropes
FLYING FOREARM! FLAIR’S STILL UP! Triple X shoots to the ropes for another…
FLAIR STUMBLES… OH MY GOD! THAT MAN STILL HASN’T FALLEN! Triple X is gonna
try for one more… FLAIR DROPS TO THE MAT! STEVENS MISSES! He almost cleared
that top rope, but it prevented him from going over the top… Lucky him.
SB: Maybe not…
BB: Eli Flair stalks him from
behind, he hooks his belly… GERMAN SUPLEX! He’s not done! He’s still got
him gripped… he lifts him up… ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE! ONE…
TWO……. THRE—STEVENS GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! I DON’T KNOW HOW… But, Triple
X is still in this thing. Eli Flair is up on his feet, waiting for Sean to get
up…
SB: What’s going on out here?!?
Codine looks like he’s about ready to slap Ivy down to the floor! I guess I
can cheer for him… one time… Go on Kendall, GET her… Hit her one time for
me!
BB: Eli notices it, too… and, it causes him to take his
mind off his opponent as he walks over to the ropes and points at Kendall, I
think warning him not to touch his former manager.
SB: What does HE care? She’s not his manager… Not his
girlfriend… Why should he be so worked up, unless…
BB: Shut up, Benson! Nobody wants to hear your tired
conspiracy theories tonight… Not while there are two men in that ring giving
it their all for the sake of entertaining these fans! Eli with a handful of
hair, he sends Sean to the ropes, BIG BOOT… WAIT A SECOND! ELI FLAIR WENT FOR
THE BIG BOOT WITH HIS GOOD LEG, AND STEVENS CLIPPED THE BAD ONE! FLAIR IS ON THE
GROUND GROVELLING IN PAIN! HE HAS GOT TO BE OUT OF IT!
SB: Too bad Stevens is too out of it to DO anything about
it…
BB: NIP- UP! SEAN STEVENS JUST NIPPED UP! THAT MAN IS
EXHAUSTED… HE’S HURT… BUT, HE’S DETERMINED TO MAKE HIS MARK ON THE CSWA
TONIGHT! HE HOOKS ELI AGAIN… FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! FIGURE FOUR! ELI’S GOTTA
TAP!
SB: He’ll NEVER do that! But, maybe Stevens can get him to
pass out!
BB: What is thi—Sean
Stevens just let go of the hold, as he noticed Kendall Codine and Poison Ivy
getting heated! He’s yelling some things at Codine, I’m not sure if he’s
listening, but he sure isn’t focused on Eli Flair who is trying to make his
way to his feet. Stevens turns around… Eli trips him up… SLINGSHOT INTO THE
TURNBUCKLE! STEVENS BOUNCES BACKWARD… BELLY TO BACK… NO… STEVENS REVERSES
WITH A VICTORY ROLL!! ONE, TWO—ELI REVERSES!! ONE, TWO, STEVENS REVERSES
AGAIN!! ONE, TWO, FLAIR WITH THE KICKOUT!!
SB: I can’t hold it in any longer… WOW! What a sequence!
I’m not a fan of either, and frankly… neither one of them could beat Eddy
Love on his WORST day… but, this is pretty damned good.
BB: Flair’s up… Elbow smash to the face! Sean goes
down… Eli lifts him up I think he’s setting him up for a… POWERBOMB! DID
YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?!!? THAT WAS TRIPLE X’S HEAD HITTING THE MAT! But, Eli’s
not going for the cover… he lifts him up again for another… He tucks his
head… Lifts him off the mat… WAIT A SECOND! What Just Happ--?!!?
SB: ELI’S LEG JUST GAVE OUT ON HIM!
BB: FLAIR COLLAPSED MID POWERBOMB! AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Stevens is pulling himself up using the ropes… I don’t think he knows where
he is… He’s signaling for Flair to get up! THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY,
SAMMY!! THIS IS PANDEMONIUM! FLAIR IS USING HIS GOOD LEG TO STAND! HE TURNS
AROUND LOOKING FOR STEVENS… SUPERKICK! SEAN STEVENS NAILED ELI FLAIR WITH THE
FACTOR-X! AND, THIS ONE HAS TO BE OVER!!
SB: Come on, kid! Get up and pin him! This is the biggest
moment of your career… You’d better make the best of it!
BB: SEAN CRAWLS OVER TO FLAIR, HE DRAPES HIS ARM OVER HIS
BODY! BEN WORTHINGTON DROPS DOWN… ONE… WAIT A MINUTE! SEAN REMOVED HIS ARM!
KENDALL CODINE AND IVY, WHO WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEATED CONVERSATION JUST GOT
PHYSICAL! I THINK IVY TOOK OFFENSE TO SOME OF THE THINGS KENDALL HAD BEEN SAYING
ABOUT HER ALL WEEK LONG! AND, SHE GOT IN HIS FACE! CODINE HAS HER BY THE THROAT!
STEVENS LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES ON TOP OF THE BLADE!
SB: When it comes to that woman – if that’s what you want
to call her… That kid is a mad man!
BB: Triple X is on top of Kendall Codine and he’s wailing
away!! Codine rolls on top of him, now he’s swinging!! Here comes the
security!
SB: I’m starting to think Sean just LIKES these brawls…
BB: The security team is trying to break this melee up…
unsuccessfully albeit. Ivy’s makes her way over to the scene… SHE TOO TRIES
TO NAIL CODINE! THIS IS WILD!
(SFX: Ding, Ding, Ding. Ben Worthington calls for the bell.
And, huddles up with Rhubarb Jones for a moment.)
SB: I wonder what Worthington ruled?
BB: Same here, as CSWA officials try and break up this
mess… let’s get up to ringside and get the official decision…
RHUBARB JONES: Ladies and Gentlemen, the WINNER, as a result
of a count out… ‘EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLIIIIII FLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIRR
SB: The kid blew his opportunity… what a waste of thirty-five minutes of great action!
BB: Some may say he blew it… Others may say he fought
for something FAR more important to him… I don’t know… all I know is, this
has been an incredible event, capped off with an incredible Main Event match.
This is Bill Buckley… and, for me and my broadcast partner Sammy Benson…
Have a good night!
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