We're back here on PRIMETIME. I've just been handed a note, but I'm not
sure what it means. It says something about a former CSWA manager
returning at FISH FUND to offer that person's services to a current CSWA
superstar. I have no idea who it could be or exactly what it means.
It's not me, I can tell you that.
You mean you won't be leaving the booth? What a shame.
Kiss it, Buckley. You know you love having me here. We both know it
could be worse. (shudders again)
Triple X and Dan Ryan are scheduled up next, but let's head backstage first for
a look at Evan Aho as he gears up for his match against Eddie Mayfield.
(CUT TO: CSWA
Heavyweight Champion Evan Aho
is making his way down
a hallway in the locker room area, his prestigious gold nowhere to be found.
As he passes a locker room, the door opens and out emerges Mike Plett,
ready to go to the ring for some mic time.)
Evan... I’ve been meaning to catch you.
What is it, Sight?
know you don’t see things my way, I know you aren’t... as Hornet would
say... “for the cause”... but I need to let you know, I am not GXW.
give me that stoneyfaced stare, Aho, I’m letting you know that Mike Plett’s
allegiances lay here.
that I care about all this GXW stuff, Mike, but somebody in the CSWA is a
turncoat... and I’m only trusting myself.
always... suit yourself, man, I’m just letting you know where I stand.
(Plett walks away, and Evan just stares into the
doorway. The camera zooms in on a
black t-shirt with white and red lettering that says “G - X - W”.)
Superfreak is still trying to convince everybody that he's a good guy.
He's about as annoying as Bugbrain.
Speaking of Hornet, he's been one of the most vocal in taking Plett to task for
his stint in GXW. Hornet says Wicked Sight is to blame for what happened
to Evan Aho, by going over on GXW TV and shooting his mouth off.
If there were a world championship for shooting your mouth off, I think Sight
would win hands down.
It's time to head back down to the ring. GXW World Champ Dan Ryan takes on
former Presidential Champion "Triple X" Sean Stevens!
X" Sean Stevens vs.
"Ego Buster" Dan Ryan
(CUE UP: “Zero” – The Smashing Pumpkins)
BB: I can’t wait for this
match, Sammy- and for Dan Ryan to finally get his just rewards for everything
he’s said and done to the CSWA wrestlers and fans so far.
SB: What’s he done? Doesn’t the GXW Champion get some special
BB: Don’t you have ANY CSWA loyalty, Sammy?
SB: Loyalty? To the company that fired me once in favor of a midget and once
in favor of a game show host? To the boss that framed me for murder? To the
organization that doesn’t let me drink? Oh yeah, Buckley… my heart bleeds
BB: Forgive me, Sammy… I forgot who I was talking to. The GXW
World Champion has made it to the ring, brandishing his belt to all the CSWA fans –
and he seems to be enjoying these boos IMMENSELY.
(CUE UP: “’Til I Collapse” – Eminem”)
SB: And do you expect me to root for the guy with the Feminazi in his corner?
BB: Of course not . But listen to the change in moods for this crowd as
Stevens and Poison Ivy enter the arena! Triple X doesn’t need your support,
Sammy – he’s got the fans of the CSWA on his side!
BB: Well isn’t that special? You want me to root against Dan Ryan? Let me
see him against my Main Man with the Top Female in wrestling in his corner.
BB: The Top Female in wrestling, according to most
sources, Sammy, has just
entered the arena.
SB: She’s a nice piece of tail, I’ll give you that, but between you and
me, Buckley… how many times a day do you think Stevens here has to tell her to
BB: I think she heard that, Sammy.
SB: Protect me!
BB: Will you get out from behind there? These two men have shared a pretty
brutal war of words so far, it’ll be interesting to see who backs it up.
Poison Ivy giving a last bit of instruction to Triple X, and there’s the bell!
Patrick Young is going to have his hands full in this one!
SB: Patrick Young is worthless.
BB: Well YOU’RE in a mood tonight. Ryan and Trip lock up, and Ryan locks on
a side headlock! Trip sends him into the ropes, but Ryan comes back off with a
neckbreaker, and he locks on another headlock! Say what you will about Dan Ryan
but he knows the basics!
SB: Of course he does. You don’t become a World Champion
anywhere with a weak
forearm and a shoulderblock.
BB: Triple X is looking for a way out of this one – he sends Dan Ryan into
the ropes again, but Ryan reverses it! Trip off the other side – KICK TO THE
MIDSECTION! Ryan doubles over, and Triple X with a DDT! A quick hook of the leg,
ONE… TWO… KICKOUT by Dan Ryan!
SB: Fast count!
BB: … He kicked out.
BB: Never mind. Dan Ryan to his feet quickly, and he blocks a right hand from
Triple X! Headbutt from Ryan! Triple X staggers backwards, and Ryan hooks him
around the waist – BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Ryan drops an elbow on Trip’s
face! Triple X rolls to the outside, and Dan Ryan is mocking this capacity
SB: Like I said, he’s allowed.
BB: Patrick Young starts counting, and Dan Ryan measures Trip from the ring
apron! His back is turned, and Ryan looks about to drop a double axehandle! NO!
Trip turned just in time! He grabs Ryan by the ankle and pulls him off the ring
apron! Ryan hit the corner of the mat with the back of his head! Triple X whips
Ryan into the ringpost! SUPERKICK BY TRIPLE X! Dan Ryan might be out on his
feet! Trip sends him back into the ring, and covers! ONE… TWO… THR—KICKOUT!
Ryan to the outside, and Sammy, it looks like he’s bailing out!
SB: And why not? He’s a World Champion, and therefore above a pedant like
BB: These fans are booing like crazy, but he doesn’t seem to care! Triple X
is calling for him to return to the ring while the referee counts him out!
WAITAMINUTE! Poison Ivy has just grabbed Dan Ryan by the arm and turned him
around! She appears to be telling him to get back to the ring and finish the
SB: Bad move by the Feminazi.
BB: RYAN HAS IVY BY THE THROAT! LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU BULLY!
SB: Naaah, she got in his way, she gets what she deserves.
BB: Triple X is outside, immediately, and Ryan shoves Ivy into him and
continues his walk to the back! Patrick Young had counted him out, and this one
is over, with Triple X taking home the win via countout.
SB: Pretty weak victory.
BB: It looked like Dan Ryan didn’t want any more from Trip, but they’ll
get into it again at FISH FUND, Sammy. Nowhere to run for the GXW World Champion there!
SB: You say ‘run’ like it’s an act of fear. Why should he waste his
time with a nothing match like Trip when he’s got a US Title match to prepare for
at FISH FUND? The great ones know how to prioritize, Buckley. You think Eddy
wouldn’t have done the same?
BB: How did I know you couldn’t get through a single match without bringing
up Eddy Love? We’ll be right back, fans. It's JJ DeVille and GUNS, next!