(The NCN and CSWA logos fade onto the
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(CUTTO: "Hate To Say I Told You
so" by The Hives blares from the loudspeakers of the sold-out Downtown
Arena s the patented CSWA laser light show comes to a close. Bill Buckley
and Sammy Benson receive an ovation from the crowd as they walk down the rampway
and end up at the commentators' table.)
BB: Welcome to Oklahoma City, this is CSWA
PRIMETIME! (crowd pop)
SB: Is the freakshow in town, or do all
these people actually live here all the time?
BB: I'm Bill Buckley, joined by the man who
will be run out of town on a rail later tonight, Sammy Benson. We've got a
packed show as everyone tries to establish their position going into the CSWA's
summer spectacular, FISH FUND XIII!
SB: Do you know how much I dread going back
to Sweetwater, Texas?
BB: Why, because you have to see Hortense
and the LOVE Sisters again?
SB: (shudders) Yeah, yeah that's it.
BB: Fans, we've got three championship
matches here tonight, including the co-Main Event between Evan Aho and Eddie
Mayfield for the CSWA World Championship.
SB: You know, I respect "Hot
Property" and all, but it's "Hurricane" Eddy Love who should be
getting the title shot tonight, not wrestling "The Living Psycho."
BB: Starting on the Eddy-worship early
SB: It's never too early for Eddy.
BB: As Sammy mentioned, the other half of
the Main Event tonight features a match where the winner goes into FISH FUND as
the challenger for the World Title. Eddy Love and Mark Windham, both
former champs in their own right, battle for the first time since 1998.
SB: Just think how sweet it's gonna be when
Eddy pins Aho to the mat at FISH FUND and wins the title for the second time,
with sweet Sweet Melissa at his side.
BB: Not so fast, little man. Tonight
could change the whole look of FISH FUND... Eddie Mayfield could be the
World Champion at FISH FUND, with Windham or Love challenging. In fact,
just think of the other matches... Cameron Cruise could be the Presidential
Champion, and GUNS could be the Greensboro Champ... if they can beat Tom Adler
and JJ DeVille respectively.
SB: I'm not looking forward to this
GUNS/DeVille match. JJ's a good kid, he looks up to Eddy, and he's facing
a man who's so bitter and full of roid rage.... it could be dangerous for the
BB: I think that's exactly what GUNS
intendes. We're going to see that match later tonight, along with two men
who will go one-on-one tonight, before meeting at FISH FUND as part of a
four-way match for the US Title. GXW standout and champ Dan Ryan goes
against "Triple X" Sean Stevens in a FISH FUND preview. And
speaking of the GXW, the other match of the night features a man surrounded by
controversy, "Wicked Sight" Michael Plett stands on one side of the
ring with his fellow 'young guns,' Shane Southern and Lawrence Stanley.
But they face off against Plett's former friends, the Hip Hop Express...and
whoever they've been able to get to stand at their side.
SB: I know who it is, Buckley... and it's
BB: How do YOU know who it is?
SB: You forget, Buckley, I have
BB: In other words, you overheard it at the
BB: Folks, kicking things off tonight is
the match for the CSWA Presidential Title. Tom Adler has held the belt
since defeating Triple X earlier this year. Cameron Cruise is a former
champ. But whoever walks out of here tonight with the title goes on to a
FISH FUND triple threat match, facing off against tonight's opponent, as well as
Adler vs. Cameron Cruise
BB: Referee Patrick Young holds up the
Presidential title and calls for the bell, and we're underway! Adler and
Cruise circle one another, both men looking for an opening before locking up,
and Adler just backs off and sticks his head through the ropes.
SB: Guess he didn't see anything he liked!
BB: Adler screaming for the official to back the
challenger off, and finally Cameron Cruise steps back, and Adler's ready to go.
They circle each other once again, and Cruise tries to lock up, and AGAIN Adler
backs off and sticks his head through the ropes. What's his problem
SB: You don't come as far as Tom Adler's come in
this sport without being smart. He's not locking up with Cruise until he
sees an advantage! Either that, or he's got an itch.
BB: Cruise clearly getting frustrated, and he's
waving for Adler to come on already! Adler steps back into the ring, and they
circle each other once again, and now Adler's pointing to Cruise's boot.
He wants Patrick Young to check it!
SB: I always knew that Cameron Cruise was a dirty
BB: Cameron Cruise turns to yell at Patrick
Young...LOOK OUT! Sucker punch by Adler! He caught Cruise right on the jaw with
a forearm shot, and follows it up with a reverse knife edge chop!
SB: He played Cameron Cruise like a two-bit
BB: Adler whips Cruise off the ropes and catches
him with a BEEL THROW, and follows it up with a quick elbowdrop, and works right
into a rear chinlock! Adler trying to wear the challenger down in the early
going of this matchup, but Cruise moving around on the canvas, back up to a
sitting position, and he hooks Adler's arm and rolls...nice amateur style
counter, and he's escaped the chinlock and turned it into a hammerlock on the
canvas! Adler now trying to get free, and he gets to a vertical base, but
Cruise maintaining the hammerlock...not for long...standing reversal by Adler,
and he sidetrips Cruise back to the canvas!
SB: I don't think Cruise is going to be able to
outwrestle the champion, Buckley! Adler's one of the best at the game
technically! Or was...ten years ago...
BB: Adler maintaining the hammerlock on the
canvas now, really applying the pressure on that arm. Adler now lifts his
weight up and DRIVES a knee into the ribs of Cameron Cruise! And again! Now
Adler working a crossface while still applying pressure to the hammerlock, and
placing a knee in Cruise's side! He's causing a lot of pain for Cameron Cruise!
SB: And for our viewers! This mat stuff is
gonna put us all to sleep!
BB: Cruise refusing to submit, and Adler releases
the hold and pulls Cruise to his feet, still maintaining the hammerlock...now he
scoops him up...HAMMERLOCK SLAM! He dropped Cruise right on top of his own arm,
and now follows it up with an elbowdrop to the shoulderblade! Adler back to his
feet, and now he's just stomping away on the arm of Cameron Cruise, before going
back to work with an armbar!
SB: Adler's being pretty stubborn about this,
BB: Cruise getting to his feet, fighting the
armbar...Adler holds onto the arm and delivers an elbow to the shoulderblade
before re-cinching that bar. Cruise though continuing to fight, trying to
face Adler, and now he wraps his free arm around Adler and POPS THE HIPS...
BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY CRUISE OUT OF NOWHERE! Cruise hooks the leg! ONE!
TWO! THR-NO! He almost won the title right there! Adler scurries to his feet,
and Cruise catches him with a kick to the gut...NO! Caught by Adler...NO!
ENZIGUIRI BY CRUISE! He caught Adler right on the back of the head with that
one! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Adler kicked out, and quickly rolls out under the bottom
rope to catch a breather!
SB: I don't know where Cruise is getting this
energy from, Buckley, but Adler needs to put a stop to it!
BB: Adler clearing the cobwebs on the outside,
but Cruise won't let him! Cruise out on the apron...DOUBLE AXEHANDLE to the back
of Tom Adler! Cruise now whips Adler into the post...NO! Adler reversed it and
sent Cameron Cruise hard into the ringpost! I think his shoulder hit right
against the steel! Cruise staggers back, and Adler scoops him up...SHOULDERBREAKER!
Adler deposits Cruise onto the concrete and rolls back into the ring.
SB: He's telling Patrick Young to count him out,
Buckley...Adler's not too proud to accept a countout victory!
BB: Patrick Young up to 5...6...Cameron Cruise
trying to roll in under the bottom rope, but Adler's all over him, stomping away
on that shoulder, and Cameron Cruise has no choice but to roll back out to the
floor! Adler follows him out there, and hooks another hammerlock, and DRIVES him
shoulderfirst right into the ringside steps! Adler rolls back into the ring, and
he's calling for another count!
SB: I think Cruise scared Adler with those near
falls, and he'd much rather see him stay down for the 10 count than take anymore
BB: Have you quit drinking, Sammy? You've
actually had some lucid analysis this match...
SB: Shut up.
BB: There's the Sammy Benson we all know and
love. Patrick Young up to 8, but Cruise is back on the apron. Adler
meets him with a forearm smash, and then hooks Cruise by the back of the head
and drops down...CLOTHESLINING Cruise across the top rope, and Cruise goes
flying off the apron and down to the concrete! Adler now berating Patrick Young,
telling him to count FASTER! Give me a break!
SB: I thought he was counting slow...he's not
very bright, you know!
BB: Cameron Cruise once again making it to his
feet, as Patrick Young's count reaches 7...8...9...Cruise back on the apron, and
again Adler comes after him...NO! Cruise ducked an Adler punch, and buried his
head into Adler's abdomen! Cruise vaults himself over the top...
SUNSET FLIP...can he get Adler over? NO! Adler hangs onto the second rope and
drops down on top of Cruise...HE'S STILL HOLDING THE ROPES! ONE! TWO! THR-NO!
Patrick Young looked up and caught him...YOUNG KICKS ADLER'S ARM! Young broke
Adler's grip...AND CRUISE GETS HIM OVER WITH THE SUNSET FLIP! ONE! TWO! THREE!
NO! NO! SO CLOSE! Adler just BARELY kicked out of that one!
SB: Look at Cruise! He thinks he just won the
BB: Cruise raising his own arm, and Adler grabs
him from behind...SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Adler doesn't follow up on Cruise,
though, he's yelling at Patrick Young! He just SHOVED Patrick Young, and Young
shoves him back...RIGHT INTO A SCHOOLBOY! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! Once AGAIN Adler
SB: That was a fast count, Buckley!
BB: Cruise stays on top of the Presidential
champion and hooks him...SNAP SUPLEX! Floatover into a pinning combination! ONE!
TWO! THR-NO! He continues to stay on the champ...SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Hooks the
leg...ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Pulls Adler to his feet...LIGHTNING FAST DDT! Turn
out the lights! ONE! TWO! THREE!
SB: Foot on the ropes! Foot on the ropes!
BB: Adler got his foot on the rope just in the
nick of time, and Patrick Young calls it! Cruise pulls Adler right into
the center of the ring... NO! Low blow uppercut by Adler, and referee Patrick
Young never saw it! Adler with a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! THR-NO!
CRUISE REVERSES IT! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! ADLER REVERSES AGAIN, and he's got the
tights! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Patrick Young took a peek and saw Adler holding the
tights! He's stopped the count!
SB: This is out and out BIAS!
BB: Adler is furious! Cruise back to his
feet...hooks Adler from behind with a waistlock...pops the hips...GERMAN SUPLEX!
He folded Adler up, but he landed hard on his own shoulder which Adler attacked
early in the match! Cruise clutching his shoulder as he crawls over to
SB: He's not hooking the leg!
BB: ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! ADLER KICKED OUT! Cruise
can't believe it! He pulls Adler to his feet and shoves him into the
corner, and now he climbs the turnbuckles, and he's nailing Adler as the fans
count along! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX...OH! Adler with ANOTHER low shot,
and again Patrick Young missed it! Adler shoves Cruise to the canvas and
holds the legs as Patrick Young counts...
SB: Adler's got his feet on the ropes!
BB: ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Patrick Young caught Adler
in the act again! He's not Mr. Magnificent, he's a Magnificent CHEAT!
Patrick Young and Adler once again arguing as Cruise gets to his feet, walking
off that last low blow! He sees Adler standing in the corner jawing with
the referee, and here he comes...NO! Adler sidestepped him, and Cruise hit the
corner hard shoulder-first! He staggers back, and Adler hooks
him...ABDOMINAL STRETCH! NO! ADLERPLEX! ONE! TWO! THREE!
SB: Clean as a whistle, Buckley!
BB: Like him or not, Tom Adler has pulled out all
the stops to retain the Presidential title here tonight, and Patrick Young
raises Adler's hand and goes to leave the ring...wait a minute! Adler's
holding onto Patrick Young! He's not letting him leave!
SB: Adler's giving him a stern talking-to for
that shoddy refereeing job!
BB: He stopped Adler from cheating several times,
Sammy...but he missed just as many! Adler continuing to berate Patrick
Young, as Cameron Cruise rolls to the outside! He's got a chair!
SB: Look out, Tom!
BB: Cruise back in the ring, and taps Adler on
the shoulder, and the Presidential champion turns around..GOOD NIGHT! Cameron
Cruise just CROWNED him with that steel chair! Cruise holds the
Presidential title belt he once wore, and drops it on Adler's unconscious
carcass! And now he's going after him with that chair again! And
again! Here comes security to try and break things up! Adler may have won the battle tonight, Sammy, but the war will
rage on at FISH FUND!
SB: Oh joy.
BB: We'll be back
after this break!