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(CUE
UP: “Wherever I May Roam” by
Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony – enormous eruption) BB:
Sammy, we’re about to find out who’s going to take the next step in
their career, and who’s going to be a major player after ANNIVERSARY, right
here in this match. You know as well
as anyone, Sammy, the CSWA has been shaken up with the departure of Havoc, with
the abrupt championship win of Evan Aho… Whoever wins this is bound to be a
major player in the upcoming months! SB:
Would you shut up, Rhubarb’s introducing one bad man! RJ:
From WHITE SANDS, NEW BB:
Apocalypse has been on a physical rampage lately, although he seems to be
focused ONLY on destroying people. If
he decides to, tonight… he can take the next step in his career, because for
those of you who haven’t heard yet, the winner of this six man, over-the-top
or pinfall battle royal, gets the first shot at whoever leaves tonight as the
CSWA heavyweight champion. The rules
are simple, once you’ve entered the ring, if you go over the top and both feet
hit the ground… it’s game over. Once
you get in the ring, if you get pinned, it’s over.
(CUE
UP: Tom Adler’s Self-Written Theme – loud
heel response) SB:
Look at Apocalypse! He just
rolled underneath the bottom rope and he’s going right after Tom Adler!
So much for “taking that next step”! BB:
No one ever said they couldn’t leave, under the bottom rope, and now
folks, Apocalypse is laying hard right hands to the side of Adler’s head!
He just shot Adler into the security barricade and he’s lacing boots to
the breadbasket of his opponent, the same man he fought in St.
Louis,
the final televised show before this pay-per-view… (CUE
UP: “Don’t Tread On Me” by
Metallica – fairly mixed response) RJ:
And their opponent… hailing from Tampa
Bay, Florida
…
CAMERON CRUISE! SB:
Buckley, Cruise is smart… he’s letting Apocalypse rip Adler apart and
he’s heading to the ring! BB:
And, Sammy, Apocalypse IS doing a number on Adler, he’s laying shots in
right by the entry way and Cameron Cruise is content to watch from the center of
the ring! (CUE
UP: “Just Got Wicked” by Cold
– massive face response) SB:
Oh good grief, Freak… BB:
Your favorite athlete, Sammy, is charging down the ramp at full speed and
he’s pumped to go after Cameron Cruise. Cruise is ready to accept, these
men have had a war of words lately, and Sight laid Cruise out with a chair at
St. Louis, now both men pounding away at each other in the center of the ring,
Cruise shoots Sight into the ropes and HE JUST THREW SIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!
SB:
Only Sight would charge in like that, what an idiot! BB:
NO! SAMMY, SIGHT’S FEET
DIDN’T TOUCH, HE’S HOLDING ON TO THE TOP ROPE AND CRUISE ISN’T PAYING
ATTENTION! SB:
Turn around Cruise! BB:
VIEW TO A KILL BY WICKED SIGHT! ALL SIX MEN AREN’T EVEN IN THE RING AND
WICKED SIGHT MAY HAVE JUST FINISHED OFF CAMERON CRUISE! (CUE
UP: “Bullet In The Head” by Rage
Against The Machine – response nearly parallel to Wicked Sight’s) BB:
Sight has turned around, and took his attention off of Cameron Cruise,
Wicked Sight is staring off with the man that took the Presidential title from
around his waist… SB:
Is it just me, or did Rhubarb quit introductions? BB:
He got out of the way, Sammy, and now Triple X has dropped his
Presidential Title and he’s in the ring. Wicked Sight and Triple X have hooked
it up. Both men are as tenacious as they come, and this crowd is coming
unglued watching two of its favorite stars going at it… (CUE
UP: "Ain't Goin' Down" by
Garth Brooks – tremendous response) SB:
Look at Apocalypse, Buckley; Adler’s starting to get the best of him! BB:
But there comes Shane Southern, he’s the Greensboro
Champion
entering the ring in the same city. He goes after Adler! He’s pounding away at Adler, and
now a bodyslam right there on the steel!
There’s almost too much action to call, Sammy, right here in front of
us! Wicked Sight with a 360 Degree clothesline in the center of the ring, and
Triple X goes down. Sight helps X up and shoots him into the ropes, with a back
body drop, but Triple X counters with the sunset flip. Here's Ben Worthington with the count, only gets one, and Sight is back up now, and
what’s this? SB:
Cameron Cruise just rolled out underneath the bottom rope and it looks
like he’s taking a well-advised breather!
BB: Back up at the ramp, folks, Shane Southern and Apocalypse are now doing battle with each other, and Tom Adler is making his way toward the ring, and these two men – Southern and Apocalypse – are as old school as they can come, but they get the job done, their two of the toughest men you’ll ever stumble upon… (CUE
UP: "Poison" - Alice Cooper) SB: Not as far as I know - aren't there enough dregs and wastes of space in the ring already? SB:
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! BB:
POISON IVY! Poison Ivy is in the Merritt Auditorium! I can't believe SB:
I don't know and I don’t care! Get the feminazi out of the arena! Out! Out! BB:
Ivy is headed to ringside, and she's got that Singapore
cane in hand! Sammy, what's she doing here? SB:
Oh… Hell… Would you shut up and call what’s going on in the ring? BB:
I was calling the arrival of Poison Ivy, folks, I don’t know why
she’s here… SB:
Uh… FORGET IT! The
Presidential champion, Triple X, just planted that FREAK with a facebuster!
What's SHE doing here? Hornet's not in the ring... Eli's not in the ring! BB:
Triple X goes for a pinfall again, and once again, just a one count!
Triple X and Wicked Sight are both as pumped up as ever, these fans are
eating it all up, Sight shoots X off into the ropes and follows in with a
dropkick, and Triple X just WENT OVER THE TOP… no, he landed on the apron and
rolled back in… SB:
Look at Cruise and Adler, Buckley, why don’t you call what’s going
on? BB:
Sammy, I’m doing the best I can, why don’t you get off my back and get
back to the match? SB:
Well, Cameron Cruise is fighting Tom Adler outside the ring, and up on
the ramp, I just saw Apocalypse with a chair… BB:
Indeed, Apocalypse has a steel chair in his hands, and he swings at
Southern, the Greensboro Champ, but he ducks and the chair goes nowhere… kick
to the gut, SHANE SOUTHERN WITH A SNAP DDT AND APOCALYPSE’S HEAD JUST HIT THE
CHAIR! SB:
AND HE’S GETTING RIGHT BACK UP! BB:
You can’t hold Apocalypse down for any amount of time, even if you
defeat him, and now Southern and Apocalypse are brawling down the ramp…
meanwhile, Adler and Cruise have rolled in the ring and they’re going after
XXXStasy and Sight, Cruise laying boots into Sight, and Adler with a clothesline
on Triple X… SB:
Great idea! These fans would
just DIE if Sight and Triple X were the first to go, huh? BB:
Sammy, I bet they would. Cruise
has Sight and Adler has X, both with Irish whips, NO, reversal… Adler and
Cruise just ran into each other! Cruise
turns and Sight hits the View To A Kill AGAIN!
CAMERON CRUISE IS OUT, AND TOM ADLER JUST GOT THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE!
TOM ADLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS BOUT!
NO HE HASN’T! TOM ADLER’S
FEET DIDN’T HIT THE GROUND, AND ADLER IS BACK IN!
Triple X doesn’t realize Adler is still in this thing, and now Wicked
Sight is pinning Cameron Cruise… SB:
NO! BB:
One…… two…… TRIPLE X BROKE UP THE COUNT, I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT
TRIPLE X IS GOING AFTER WICKED SIGHT AGAIN! SB:
No one likes that punk, Buckley… that’s why Sight’s getting ganged
up on! BB:
Sight slides out underneath the bottom rope and he’s just tripped X,
he’s dragging the Presidential champion out of the ring and now he’s
pounding away at the side of his head! Tom
Adler is just standing back inside the ring, watching the action below!
I don’t think Triple X knows what’s going on! SB:
What the hell is Ivy doing here, Buckley? BB:
I’ve got no clue, Benson, would you calm down and if it's not asking too
much… call
the match? SB:
Oh shut up! You’re an
idiot… and so is Wicked Sight. Look
at Cameron Cruise, he could be pinning the Crippler. Instead, he’s outside
rolling around on the ground. BB:
Apocalypse and Shane Southern are brawling side-by-side with Wicked Sight
and Triple X, and it was bound to happen. Apocalypse with a shot to the side of
Wicked Sight’s head… and now Apocalypse has totally turned his attention to
Michael Plett, a man he’s known very well for some time, and Apocalypse and
Wicked Sight are going toe-to-toe, a battle Sight can’t win. Apocalypse is
overpowering Sight, and now Triple X is working on Shane Southern. It’s
champion against champion, and both men are giving it everything they have… SB:
Wicked Sight is a cheater! BB:
What? SB:
Wicked Sight just poked Apocalypse in the eye!
BB:
It must’ve worked, he’s pounding away at his much bigger foe,
Apocalypse is staggering, and Sight hops up for a Frank’N’Parsons… GOOD
LORD APOCALYPSE JUST POWERBOMBED WICKED SIGHT ON THE RAMP, WICKED SIGHT HAS TO
BE FINISHED! WICKED SIGHT JUST GOT
POWERBOMBED ON THE RAMP, AND APOCALYPSE IS LEAVING HIM FOR DEAD, APOCALYPSE IS
HEADING TO THE RING! SB:
He should’ve tried to pin Cruise or something… BB:
And speaking of Cameron Cruise… he’s rolled out of the ring, and
he’s eyeing his way up the ramp, at Wicked Sight, who’s lying there… SB:
Most likely unconscious… BB:
A man that could have pinned him twice, but let him go on both occasions,
Wicked Sight hit the View To A Kill on Cameron Cruise twice tonight, and now
that Cruise sees Sight out… ever the opportunist, “The Crippler” has Mike
Plett in his… “sights” so to speak. SB:
That was funny, Buckley. BB:
… Thanks. SB:
No problem. Try calling the
match. Apocalypse, Triple X, Tom
Adler and Shane Southern are going at it. BB:
Well… Apocalypse and Shane Southern are going at it now, they
collectively slung Triple X against the side of the ring, and they’re going at
it with each other now… SB:
Speaking of X… he’s on the apron right now… BB:
He’s mounting the backside of the post, now… Apocalypse and Southern
are still going at it… THE PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION JUST FLEW OFF OF THE TOP OF
THE RINGPOST WITH A SENTON SPLASH ONTO APOCALYPSE AND SHANE SOUTHERN, AND NOW
HE’S UNLEASHING A BARRAGE OF SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF APOCALYPSE’S HEAD!
SB:
Look at Adler, that’s my type of wrestler!
He’s rolling out underneath the bottom rope and he’s shooting some
knife edged chops to the chest of Triple X! BB:
There goes Adler, now, he’s an experienced veteran, folks, and he’s
letting the much younger Triple X know it! SB:
Well, I don’t know about veterans, but Cameron Cruise is my temporary
hero, right now… He’s beating the hell out of Wicked Sight along side the
guardrail, Sight is back to his senses, but fortunately, he’s getting chopped
back to incoherence… BB:
Cruise is chopping the hell out of Wicked Sight, and Sight’s chest is
as red as they come, and now Cruise is sending Sight up the ramp… Cameron
Cruise charges Wicked Sight, but Sight with a back drop and Cruise just landed
hard on that steel, and now Wicked Sight with a legdrop, and he just raised his
hands to the crowd! THIS CROWD IS
GOING NUTS AS WICKED SIGHT IS SETTING UP THE VIEW TO A KILL ONE MORE TIME! SB:
NO!!! BB:
CRUISE JUST SHRUGGED OUT OF IT AND WICKED SIGHT JUST GOT THROWN OFF THE
RAMP! WICKED SIGHT JUST FLEW OFF THE
SIDE OF OUR SET AND THE IMPACT OF SIGHT CRASHING THROUGH TWO TABLES BELOW WAS
ABSOLUTELY SICKENING! AND CAMERON
CRUISE IS HEADING BACK OUR WAY! (Crowd
begins a chant of “Holy Schnikees“) SB:
YES!!! BB: CRUISE IS HEADED THIS WAY, WHERE TRIPLE X HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BY APOCALYPSE… WHERE SHANE SOUTHERN HAS ROLLED INTO THE RING AND IS WAITING FOR CAMERON CRUISE. BOTH MEN ARE STARING EACH OTHER DOWN! SB: Sight might be BROKEN!
BB:
Poison Ivy is watching with intensity over here now, as Triple X is
battling back against Apocalypse, Sammy, with a kick to the gut…TRIPLE X WITH
A SPRINGBOARD FROM THE STEPS, A KICK TO THE FACE OF APOCALYPSE… The big man,
Gabriel Poe stumbles backward… XXXFACTOR!!!
XXXFACTOR!!! TRIPLE X JUST
TOOK APOCALYPSE DOWN! (Loud
crowd response) SB:
I can’t believe it! Apocalypse
is out just feet from us! Wicked
Sight is laying in a coma underneath the set!
AND LOOK AT SOUTHERN AND CRUISE GO AT IT! BB:
Shane Southern is mounting quite the offense; this good ol’ boy
certainly knows how to hand the fight to his opponents, and now with a whip to
the corner, follows in with a clothesline, and a running bulldog on Cameron
Cruise! He’s hooking the leg of
Cruise, and the referee makes the count, but only two for Southern… SB:
Worthington hasn’t been too busy, Buckley… these guys have been too
busy destroying each other all over the rest of the arena. BB:
That’s a great observation, Sammy… surprising. SB:
Shut up, Buckley. BB:
I’m too busy commentating this match, and Triple X has climbed the top
rope again… Shane Southern turns but it’s too late, a cross body block by
the Presidential champion and a cover, but only a one count.
Cruise back to his feet, charges X and Southern… CAMERON CRUISE HAS
BEEN THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE! CAMERON
CRUISE HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY SOUTHERN AND TRIPLE X!
AND NOW SOUTHERN AND X ARE TRADING BLOWS!
SB:
Cruise isn’t happy, Buckley… BB:
Look at Tom Adler outside, picking apart the pieces of Gabriel Poe,
he’s pounding away at his much larger adversary, who isn’t too big when
he’s laying flat on his back! SB:
Buckley, you don’t understand… Cruise isn’t happy! BB:
Cameron Cruise is a spoilsport, Sammy, and he’s grabbing a steel
chair… I hate to see what he’s going to do with that, but I can only
imagine… SB:
Apocalypse is rising, Buckley, look!
Apocalypse is getting to his feet! BB:
He just THREW Tom Adler off of him, and into the announce position
here… Tom Adler is gonna stay down for a minute, if he knows what’s best for
him, but now Cruise rolls into the ring, COME ON... THAT ISN’T RIGHT, CRUISE IS
OUT OF THIS MATCH AND HE JUST LEVELED SHANE SOUTHERN WITH A STEEL CHAIR! SB:
POE’S IN THE RING! BB:
Cameron Cruise swings at Triple X… X ducks, Cruise turns around…
APOCALYPSE HAS A HOLD OF CAMERON CRUISE! APOCALYPSE
IS SETTING UP THE SEVENTH SEAL! SB:
Cruise is eliminated, what is Apocalypse doing? BB:
SEVENTH SEAL ON THE CHAIR, SEVENTH SEAL ON THE CHAIR, CAMERON CRUISE HAS
BEEN ANNIHILATED! (“Holy
Schnikes“ chant begins again) SB:
Not that you’d notice, Buckley… but Triple X has a triangle choke
clamped on Southern, and he’s choking the Greensboro Champion out. BB:
He is in fact choking out Shane Southern… Worthington is making sure we
don’t see a tap-out, or Southern actually passing
out. SB:
OK… I’m watching Ivy watch the action in the ring… You know,
Buckley… WHY IS THE FEMINAZI HERE? BB:
I don’t know, why don’t you spend time calling this match? SB:
… FINE! Apocalypse just
rolled the lifeless body of Cameron Cruise out of the ring.
This is great… even greater was Cruise throwing that punk Mike Plett…
that FREAK, Wicked Sight, over the side of the stage… (Out
of nowhere, the crowd becomes twice as loud) BB:
SPEAKING OF WICKED SIGHT!!! LISTEN
TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD, ON THEIR FEET, SAMMY… SIGHT IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP
WITH HIS HAND IN THE AIR, MAKING A NUMBER ONE!!!
WICKED SIGHT IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING!
SB:
You’ve GOT to be kidding! Sight
can’t stay down and Poison Ivy is out here watching the whole damn shebang… BB:
Gabriel Poe is staring a hole through his old “friend”, if you will.
But Sight doesn’t realize that Cameron Cruise is out of this match and
he’s stomping a hole in the Crippler! Wicked
Sight is raising Cruise up… and it’s not the best night to be Cameron
Cruise… VIEW TO A KILL! How much
more is Cameron Cruise going to take? He’s
not even in this bout any more! SB:
Apocalypse finally has the right idea!
He’s heading out underneath the bottom rope and he’s going after
Wicked Sight! BB:
And, Sammy, whether you like him or not, Sight has no fear!
He’s going toe-to-toe with a man that is taller and stronger, most men
would have laid under the ramp until this bout was over, but Wicked Sight knows
that a world title shot is at stake, and he’s been telling everyone who will
listen for two years that it is his time. Wicked
Sight with a series of forearms to the head of Apocalypse, but Apocalypse halts
his offense with a hip to the sternum, and he throws Sight back into the ring… SB:
You can’t seem to call all the action, so let me help… Cameron Cruise
is finally escaping up the ramp, and he looks all the worse for wear, Triple X
is soaked in blood and Shane Southern is setting him up for a superplex. BB:
Indeed he is, Shane Southern has X hooked on the top rope, and THERE IT
IS, WHAT IMPACT, SHANE SOUTHERN WITH A HUGE SUPLEX FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE,
TRIPLE X MIGHT BE THROUGH! Worthington
is in to make the count, one……two……APOCALYPSE BREAKS THE COUNT… SB:
WITH WICKED SIGHT’S BODY! BB:
Poe just threw Wicked Sight across the ring and he landed right on top of
Shane Southern, and now Southern is taking it out on Sight… Knife-edged chop
and Wicked Sight staggers into the corner, Southern with an Irish whip out of
the corner, Sight flies to the far side… catches Apocalypse on the way with a
monkey flip and the big man goes down! Southern’s
caught off guard… WICKED SIGHT WITH A 360-DEGREE CLOTHESLINE FROM OUT OF
NOWHERE AND HE ALMOST DECAPITATED SHANE SOUTHERN, AND THERE’S TRIPLE X!
TRIPLE X IS SETTING UP THE VIEW TO A KILL ON WICKED SIGHT! SB:
SWEET IRONY, GET SAMMY BENSON A BEER! BB:
SIGHT WIGGLES FREE BEFORE HE HITS IT… WICKED SIGHT WITH AN XXXFACTOR!
WICKED SIGHT JUST HIT A MASSIVE SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF TRIPLE X’S
HEAD AND TRIPLE X HITS THE CANVAS! SB:
NO! BB:
APOCALYPSE SCOOPS WICKED SIGHT UP… HE’S HEADING TO THE CORNER!
SB:
YES! BB:
Triple X is planted in the center of the ring, and Shane Southern is just
now maintaining his composure, but Wicked Sight is about to be finished off
right here… SB:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHANE? BB:
Shane Southern just broke the hold and Sight fell to the canvas, and
Southern’s instinctively making the pin fall, but Apocalypse with the quick
break up, and he shoots Southern into the far side… HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE AND
SOUTHERN GOES DOWN… And TOM ADLER
OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LOW BLOW TO APOCALYPSE, TOM ADLER’S BEEN BIDING HIS TIME
AND NOW HE’S WORKING ON APOCALYPSE… With a European uppercut now, and Tom
Adler is a crafty competitor, make no bones about it… SB:
Look at Trip, Buckley! He’s
extended his arm across Wicked Sight’s chest… BB:
REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT! ONE………TWO………
THR—NOOOOOO!!!! SB:
NOOOOOOO!!! BB:
WICKED SIGHT KICKS OUT! Apocalypse
is trying to get Adler over the ropes right now, what a quick change of momentum
this is… Adler with an eye gouge to get the man from White Sands off… He
shoves Apocalypse… POE JUST TRIPPED OVER SIGHT AND INTO BENNY WORTHINGTON!
BENNY WORTHINGTON JUST GOT SANDWICHED BETWEEN CANVAS AND APOCALYPSE!
SB:
I guarantee Wicked Sight will cheat right now! BB:
Sammy, I’m not sure if Wicked Sight can even STAND right now, but
Triple X is trying to do just that and he’s up now, he’s setting up that
superkick… APOCALYPSE CATCHES THE LEG OF XXXSTASY AND HE PULLS HIM IN FOR A
LARIAT THAT NEARLY PULLED HIS HEAD OFF! SB:
Something’s almost TOO intense about that man… Give him a chill pill,
or hell, just a beer… BB:
SOUTHERN CHARGES APOCALYPSE… BOTH MEN TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT
THERE IS NO REFEREE TO MAKE THE DECISION! SB:
You’ve got to question whoever assigned only one referee to this
match… BB:
Sammy, look at Triple X and Wicked Sight… They’re BOTH getting to
their feet! Triple X with a forearm,
but Sight blocks it… X tries again… Sight blocks it… X one more time,
Sight with an arm twist… Irish whip to the far side, and a bloody Triple X
hits the ropes, Sight with a leap frog… XXX FACTOR BY TRIPLE X, WICKED SIGHT
GOES DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND TRIPLE X MAKES THE PINFALL BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE!
WHAT A TRAVESTY, IF THE REF WAS UP, THIS MATCH COULD VERY WELL BE WON BY
TRIPLE X RIGHT NOW! SB:
And there’s Adler, once again working on that bloody mess of a
Presidential champion in Triple X… BB:
You’re not kidding, Sammy, Tom Adler applying a side headlock to the
champ, but Triple X throws him off and into the ropes, Adler comes in with a
shoulder block, and now he drops an elbow on X… This is just like war, folks,
it truly is… SB:
Apocalypse has Shane Southern by the hair right now, Buckley, but
you’re too busy making Dennis Miller-isms to notice… BB:
You ever make a comment like that again, and I’ll
get the tar and feathers, Sammy… Adler is trying to get Worthington up, but
he’s staying down… And believe it or not, both Triple X and Wicked Sight are
making it back to their feet once again! How
much can these man take, and keep coming back?
These two men, right now and in weeks past, have elevated their game to a
height we’ve never seen, and it’s my opinion that when they fight, they
bring the best out of each other. One
day they could be headline ANNIVERSARY, anything’s possible these days.
SB:
Yeah, and JJ Deville might win a contest for best body.
But that doesn’t matter now, Adler has control of BOTH of them! BB:
Shut up, as Adler is still trying to get Worthington up… SIGHT FROM
BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK, AND ADLER TOPPLES OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE JUST LANDED
RIGHT ON TOP OF SHANE SOUTHERN AND APOCALYPSE, AND ALL THREE MEN GO DOWN! SB:
And I think Worthington took another bump in the middle of that dropkick.
I see it now! Sight is
cheating! He’s a no good FREAK. BB:
Sight thrives on being the Freak, Sammy… and look at him now!
He’s mounted the top rope! All
three of his opponents are getting back to their feet now… MICHAEL PLETT OFF
THE TURNBUCKLES TO THE FLOOR WITH A MOONSAULT… SB:
AND SHANE SOUTHERN CAUGHT HIM! YOU
THE MAN! BB:
SHANE SOUTHERN WITH A RUNNING SLAM ON THE STEEL STEPS, WICKED SIGHT HAS
TO BE FINISHED RIGHT NOW! (Recurring
“Holy Schnikees“) SB:
YES! BB:
Now Triple X with a plancha over the top… BUT APOCALYPSE CAUGHT HIM!
THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT HIGH RISK, FOLKS, AND APOCALYPSE JUST RUSHED
TRIPLE X INTO THE APRON WITH A HUGE SHOULDER BLOCK! And
now Apocalypse is unleashing meat hooks along side the apron on Triple X, hard
lefts and rights in the ribs, and now a huge boot… and he throws the much
lighter Presidential champion back into the ring… SB:
That’s what Wicked Sight gets for cheating! BB:
Southern rolls Sight into the ring, and now Worthington is getting back
to his feet, Sammy… This one could be over quick.
SB:
Unfortunately, Apocalypse and Shane Southern are too stupid to pin the
two men who look like death warmed over in the center of the ring… instead,
they’re going to try and finish each other off. BB:
It’s starting to turn into a battle of attrition, here folks, you’ve
got Apocalypse, who’s been hit with the XXXFactor, and not to mention a steel
chair, and he’s the one who’s taken the least punishment!
SB:
Look at the bloody carcass of Triple X and the remnants of that FREAK’S
body! At least Tom Adler has some
sense about him! He’s going for
the pin on Triple X! BB:
One……… Two……… WHAT THE HELL? SB:
WHAT THE HELL? BB:
POISON IVY JUST BROKE THE PINFALL UP WITH A SINGAPORE CANE!
POISON IVY JUST SLAPPED THAT CANE ACROSS THE BACK OF TOM ADLER!
SB:
WHY IS SHE BACK? BB:
I know Eli Flair and Tom Adler have exchanged words in past weeks, but
this doesn’t look like it’s about Eli Flair, folks!
Triple X is getting back to his feet, and now, so is Wicked Sight!
Ivy is looking right at Triple X, but he doesn’t know what she wants… SB:
SHE doesn’t know what she wants! What
the Hell is she doing? BB:
Apocalypse in the ring, and FOR SOME REASON, APOCALYPSE IS GOING AFTER
IVY! APOCALYPSE HAS A HANDFUL OF
IVY’S HAIR! SB:
BREAK HER IN HALF! BB:
DEAR LORD, TRIPLE X AND WICKED SIGHT WITH A DOUBLE SUPERKICK, A DOUBLE
XXXFACTOR, WICKED SIGHT AND TRIPLE X JUST ELIMINATED APOCALYPSE!
APOCALYPSE WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE JUST CRASHED ON THE CONCRETE
FLOOR OUT HERE IN FRONT OF US! SB:
WHAT IS IVY DOING HERE? BB:
It doesn’t matter, Tom Adler is up to break up the party, and HE’S
going after Ivy… IVY WITH THE CANE TO ADLER’S HEAD, BUT ADLER’S STILL
COMING! SHANE SOUTHERN RUNS IN WITH
A SPEAR, TOM ADLER AND POISON IVY BOTH GO DOWN!
SB:
So did the Zebra! BENNY
WORTHINGTON IS DOWN! BB:
The only men standing in the ring are Triple X and Wicked Sight, and
they’re exchanging fists in the center of the ring… SB:
The feminazi is the first one to get out of the carnage on the left side
of the ring, she’s rolling out… well, I spoke to soon… BB:
Surprise… SB:
Official Benny Worthington is back up, too… BB:
WICKED SIGHT WITH A REVERSE ELBOW, TRIPLE X JUST WENT OVER THE TOP!
TRIPLE X HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, THE PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION WAS ELIMINATED BY
WICKED SIGHT, A MAN HE KNOWS ALL TOO WELL… SB:
Look at Ivy! BB:
She’s aiding Triple X…she’s helping him up the ramp! SB:
Even HE looks surprised… Lord knows I would be, who wants HER hanging
around? BB:
Whatever the case, Poison Ivy and Triple X have left and we’re down to
three men… Tom Adler, Wicked Sight and Shane Southern are still in this bout,
Adler is just starting to get up… Sight and Adler trading blows now, and here
comes Southern… all three men swapping licks with the others… SB:
Is Wicked Sight still in this? BB:
Yes, he is, and he shoots Tom Adler into the ropes, and Shane Southern
follows Adler in, he goes for the clothesline… Adler puts on the brakes, and
now a kick to the gut, Shane Southern is reeling… Adler with a headbutt, and
now he grabs Wicked Sight and shoots him off into Southern… Southern is still
hanging on… Adler with the rollup on Wicked Sight… One……TWO……NO!
NO! SB:
HE KICKED OUT BLAST IT! BB:
LOOK AT ADLER! HE THROWS
HIMSELF AT SOUTHERN, AND SHANE SOUTHERN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, WHAT INGINUITY BY
TOM ADLER, TOM ADLER HAS JUST ELIMINATED SHANE SOUTHERN! SB:
SIGHT’S IN THE FINAL TWO? COME
ON ADLER! BB:
SIGHT SETS UP THE VIEW TO A KILL! SB:
NO! BB:
ADLER SHRUGS OUT, SIGHT HITS THE ROPES… 360-DEGREE CLOTHES—NO!
TOM ADLER CAUGHT WICKED SIGHT… SITOUT PILEDRIVER, SITOUT PILEDRIVER,
SIGHT WENT FOR THE MOVE ONE TOO MANY TIMES TONIGHT AND HE JUST GOT CAUGHT, YOU
KNOW WICKED SIGHT AND TOM ADLER BOTH HAVE TO BE EXHAUSTED! SB:
Adler can win this, and put Sight away.
This is great. BB:
He goes for the pinfall… ONE……TWO……THREE!
NO! NOT THREE!
THAT WAS AS CLOSE AS IT GETS, TOM ADLER THINKS HE HAD WICKED SIGHT AND
HE’S STARING DOWN BEN WORTHINGTON… Now
he’s lacing some boots to Sight’s forehead, and he shoots him into the
corner, Sight with a handstand, and a SPRINGBOARD ELBOW, TOM ADLER IS REELING…
SPEAR BY WICKED SIGHT, TOM ADLER IS IN THE CORNER NOW… SIGHT WITH A MONKEY
FLIP… ADLER TO HIS FEET, BACK BODY DROP AND SIGHT GOES OVER THE TOP! SB:
YES! BB:
NO! SIGHT IS ON THE APRON!
Adler charges in, shoulder block by Sight… Adler backs up, charges…
SIGHT WITH HIS OWN BACK BODY DROP, TOM ADLER JUST HIT THE FLOOR, THIS ONE IS
OVER FOLKS! SB:
NOOOOOO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! BB:
WICKED SIGHT IS GOING TO FIGHT THE WORLD CHAMPION, WHOEVER IT MAY BE
AFTER TONIGHT! SB:
NO! (CUE
UP: “Just Got Wicked” by Cold
– massive pop) BB: Take nothing away from any of the other men who competed tonight, they gave it everything. Their blood, their sweat, and most certainly, their tears… They’ve all got different reasons, but that’s what makes the CSWA great, and anything can happen these days… SB: It makes me sick... BB: Fans, we're going to take a quick break as we let you view this quick spot on how you can contribute to the CSWA's special fund for victims of the September 11th terrorist tragedy. |
