SUPERPRIMETIME in San Antonio 7/15/97 BB: Hey, what the bossman says, I do....anyway, folks, before we get to the final half of our double MAIN EVENT, it's time for a special announcement from CSWA Commissioner Chad Merritt. (Merritt leaves the table and heads for the ring) BB: Who's gonna get fired this time? Or will it be about Thomas and the midgets again? (Merritt climbs into the ring with a house mic to a very mixed reaction) CM: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been before you over the last few months to deliver some blockbusters. Of course the latest being the buyout of the CSWA and removal of Stephen Thomas. I've taken some flack for these announcements....but tonight I'm not here to talk about Thomas, or Sammy Benson....I'm here to talk about wrestling itself. I've been accused lately of building the CSWA around the stars of the past. People like to point to the return of Joey Melton, Dream Warrior, and of course, Hornet. They like to accuse me of trying to return the CSWA to its glory days. Well, damn straight. But they ignore the fact of great young stars like Killer Instinct, Shane Southern and others, not to mention those just establishing themselves like Ricky Gant, Jared Justice, Luchadoro DX, and all the others you've seen tonight. But I guess those names aren't good enough for those making the criticisms. Well, folks, I'm gonna give them one more piece of ammo to attack me with. Because tonight I'm announcing the signing of yet another major superstar....and yes, the man I'm about to bring out has made a name for himself in the past. Yes, he's competed in the CSWA before, and he's been a champion here. In fact, he's been a champion all over the world. So I make no bones about bringing back past superstars...because to be quite frank, many of these men alone are better stars and athletes then what many of the smaller promotions are putting out in 'new talent.' This man came to me and gave me his terms for a return. I met them without question because he is a man of integrity and honor. He is a CONSUMMATE athlete. He is... CM: JT TYLER! ("Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me" begins to play as JT Tyler begins his walk down the ramp and aisleway, making his way to the ring as the crowd gets to his feet) BB: Folks, that's former UNIFIED World Champion JT TYLER!!! We saw him as an observer in his hometown of Orlando....but I never thought we'd see him under contract again! I thought he was retired! CM: Welcome back, JT. JT: Good to be here. CM: For those of you who don't know, this man is not only a former Unified Champion and a champion here in the CSWA, but he's also wrestled and been a multi-time champion in leagues like the UWA and AAWC. JT, you've been gone from the ring almost exactly two years since winning and eventually losing the Unified Title. JT: That's right. CM: What are your plans here in the CSWA? JT: To wrestle, and to win, of course. CM: That's certainly short, sweet and to the point. JT: Mr. Merritt, with all due respect, I'm not here to answer to questions....I'm here to wrestle. So why don't you get me an opponent out here and let's go at it. CM: I don't think that's a good idea, JT. I mean, you're not even dressed to wrestle....you've been gone for so long.... JT: (pulls the mic out of Merritt's hands) Since the commissioner here won't help me out, anybody who's back there in the dressing room and wants to try out their luck....come on down. BB: JT Tyler has issued an open challenge to the dressing room, folks!! He's apparently ready, willing and able to make his return to the ring TONIGHT!!! But it doesn't look like Commissioner Merritt is too thrilled about the idea! CM: You should wait....this isn't the time or the place. You don't know who might come.... ("Greatest American Hero" begins playing as Hornet steps onto the ramp) BB: It's HORNET!!! This crowd is still on its feet. I don't even know if you fans at home can still hear me over this racket, but it looks like both Hornet and Tyler are choosing TONIGHT to have their re-debut matches here in the CSWA!!! Merritt can't believe it! Hornet is in the ring, and he and Tyler are shaking hands. Hornet is calling for referee Ben Worthington to get into the ring and call this match! Merritt: Come on, guys, you don't want to do this, not tonight! Hornet: Chad, why don't you get out of the ring so that we can give the fans what they want. Merritt: I'm telling you, I won't have it! Hornet: Either you get out, or one of us will help you out. CM: Well, when you put it that way. BB: Merritt is leaving the ring, and that leaves JT Tyler, Hornet, and referee Ben Worthington, who is calling for the bell! Merritt isn't coming back this way, thank goodness, he's staying ringside to watch the action! Tyler and Hornet lock up in a test of strength in the middle of the ring! We've got a match between two former UNIFIED World Heavyweight Champions right here and now folks!!!! And I think that the Double MAIN EVENT scheduled for tonight has just become a TRIPLE! Neither man able to get the advantage in the test of strength...Hornet has a slight height advantage, and Tyler has a slight weight advantage, but neither one giving an inch. Finally they back off from the test of strength and start to grapple. Both these men have a strong amateur background, so we could be in for some mat wrestling here. Or maybe not! Tyler gets the advantage with the collar-and-elbow tie-up, and he sends Hornet into the ropes. GUTWRENCH SUPLEX by Tyler has Hornet comes back across! The master of the suplex is back in the CSWA and it doesn't look like he's lost a step! Tyler follows up with an elbow, and then quickly pulls Hornet up. He bends Hornet over, setting him up for what might be a slingshot suplex, but Hornet blocks it and sends Tyler over with a back body drop! Tyler is on his feet quickly, but Hornet catches him with a flying dropkick that sends Tyler through the ropes!!! Hornet doesn't follow outside, and Tyler quickly climbs back in as Hornet allows him some room to reenter. These two men both have smiles on their faces, folks, I think they're actually ENJOYING this confrontation! Quick shift into a headlock by Hornet, Tyler backs his way out and hooks in a full nelson on Hornet. Hornet powers out and does a standing switch, and he takes over Tyler with a belly to back suplex! But again, both men are up, and there's no chance for a cover. This is incredible, folks. This time it is Tyler who goes into the ropes, but he holds on, causing Hornet to miss the flying dropkick. Tyler comes across off the ropes with an attempted knee drop, but Hornet moves out of the way from that one. Hornet, now on his feet, quickly hooks in the abdominal stretch on Tyler!! Tyler quickly grabs the ropes, and Hornet breaks the hold immediately, backing away cleanly out of the ropes. The two men lock up again, and this time it is Tyler who gets the advantage, catching Hornet with a knee and sending him up and down with a vertical suplex. Tyler rolls over to try and hook the leg, but Hornet is already getting to his feet. Both men up, and again Tyler sends Hornet into the ropes. Hornet comes off and leapfrogs Tyler, spoiling the attempted suplex, and catches Tyler from the other side with a forearm. Tyler goes down hard, and Hornet quickly scoops him up for a belly-to-belly. Hornet tries to follow-up with the cover, but Tyler pulls him over for the reversal! Hornet kicks out before the ref can get a count going, and once again, both men are up and facing off! Neither of these men will stay down in this one, even though they've both taken enough shots to bring down an elephant! Both men come off the ropes, they just clotheslined each other!!! Worthington starts a standing ten-count on both men, but both are climbing to their feet. They go to the center and look as if they're about to lock up one more time.....but it looks like they're saying something to each other. Worthington has called for the microphone, it looks like this match is being stopped. JT Tyler has the microphone. JT: (breathing hard) Now I remember why we were tag team partners.... Hornet: (breathing hard, laughing) Yeah, reminded me of old times, too. JT: What do you say? Hornet: If you're game, so am I. (Tyler and Hornet shake hands. Tyler tosses the microphone to ref Worthington, and both men head back down the aisle together) BB: THE ALLIANCE is back together, folks! At least that's how it appears.....Tyler and Hornet are back in the CSWA, and are together again! Possibly the greatest US Tag Team Champions ever in the CSWA....a team that retired the belts after never being beaten for them......amazing. Fans, we're rejoined by my boss and partner for the night, Chad Merritt. CM: I almost wish I had thought of that myself....did you see that match between them!? BB: We all did, Chad. CM: It was incredible! Neither of them would stay down! BB: It was tremendous. And folks, coming up next, we've got a match that promises as much action. We've already seen Godreign and Randalls, Hornet and Tyler, now we've got two other men to hook up. Let's take a look at some moments from their last meeting.... ------------------------------------------------------------ (fadein: CSWA ANNIVERSARY, featuring the CSWA World Tournament FINAL FOUR, GUNS vs. Troy Windham) BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS presses Troy high over his head...this is getting ugly Sammy!! Down goes Troy!! Right now GUNS is showing no emotion at all, he's focused in on one thing! GUNS again whips Windham across the ropes, GUNS with a clothesline--NO Troy ducks, and decks GUNS with a superkick! SAMMY BENSON: That'll slow the big man down a bit! Dare I say, it's now Slackertime! BILL BUCKLEY: Troy makes a obscene gesture at some young ladies in the front row, and then hooks in the figure four!! Smart move by Troy! You take away the man's legs, you take away his power game! SAMMY BENSON: Of course, it's a smart move..Jimmy V. leads the man...and I've given my stamp of approval to Jimmy! Once you're stamped...you're in! BILL BUCKLEY: Whatever that means..GUNS is in a tad bit if trouble here, Troy using the middle rope for leverage!! Oh come on Troutman!! (camera cuts to a scene later in the match) BILL BUCKLEY: Troy now goes back to the attack..Windham has GUNS set up, PILEDRIVER!! ONE....TWO...NO!! Troy was that close from being in the finals! SAMMY BENSON: Insert close cliche here.. BILL BUCKLEY: Windham climbs to the top rope...if he hits this one...it could be all but over for GUNS! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS goes to the top rope....he comes off with a Top Rope Shoulderblock! But, Windham is forced out of the ring!! SAMMY BENSON: What a goof Buckley...he hits his big move, but can't pin the man! It takes all kinds in the CSWA!! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS heads after Troy, but Jimmy V is in the ring!! What's he doing!!??? SAMMY BENSON: He's doing what any good manager would, he's taking matters into his own hands! BILL BUCKLEY: Jimmy V. just cracked GUNS in the back of the head, with a leather boot!! That thing had to be loaded!! But, GUNS isn't stunned at all he just turns around!! SAMMY BENSON: OH dear..run Jimmy run for your freaking life! BILL BUCKLEY: That's good advice, but maybe too late...GUNS has his hands around Jimmy's throat!! SAMMY BENSON: Uh oh... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS...GUNS is going to powerbomb Jimmy V.! (crowd goes wild) Wait a second...that's Mark Windham!! Windham (wearing a black trench coat, and yellow sun glasses) has made his way down the aisle! In the ring, GUNS powerbombs Jimmy V!! SAMMY BENSON: But, outside the ring..Windham just took Troy's head off with clothesline! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark, piledrives Troy through the cement floor, oh heavens! Troutman tries to get Jimmy V out of the ring,....Windham puts Troy on the top rope, turns around and walks out of the arena... SAMMY BENSON: He's a loon...plain and simple. BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS turns around, sees Troy sitting on the top rope and runs over!! He thought Troy was going to come off the top or something, he didn't see Windham! GUNS Top Rope Belly to Belly!! SAMMY BENSON: Goodnight Gracie.. BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS covers, ONE....TWO.....THREE!! GUNS has defeated Troy Windham and moved on the Finals!! OHmy! ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: GUNS would go on to avenge an earlier loss and defeat Julius Godreign and become the new CSWA World Champion. That was almost three months ago....and tonight they lock horns again. CM: Hopefully this time without any interference. BB: Let's go down to Rhubarb for the introductions. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is one-fall with a sixty minute time-limit for the CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! First, the challenger, hailing from Dallas, Texas. ('Song 2' by Blur starts playing) He stands at six feet three inches and two hundred twenty-one pounds. His first career title at age twenty was the Greensboro Championship, but he has also held the CSWA Presidential and Unified World Tag Team Titles. He is currently the Television Champion in the AAWC, and at the age of 24, he's looking to become the CSWA World Champion. Call him what you will....the King of the Slackers or the King of All Media.....he is TROY WINDHAMMM!!!!!! BB: This crowd does NOT like Troy Windham....the only cheers Troy is getting are from some of the young women in the audience. CM: Well, Bill, ya gotta remember, this is GUNS' hometown.....he's a legend more here than anywhere else, and deservedly so. BB: Windham is jogging down the aisle and the ringside area....as always, dashing in his flannel, Oakleys and more. CM: There's a reason he's the self-proclaimed leader of Generation X, Bill. BB: Let's head back down to Rhubarb for the champ! RJ: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the champion! ("Bad to the Bone" begins playing as the crowd goes wild!) He hails from right here in SAN ANTONIO! Standing at five feet eleven inches, and three hundred sixty-five pounds, he is the former two-time Enterprise World Heavyweight Champion, and the current CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP, here is the "Strongest Arms In The World" GUNSSSSSSSSS!!!! BB: This crowd is up, up, up! The hometown hero has returned, and the vast majority of this crowd is in his corner! GUNS seems to be all business, he's not even enjoying the cheers.....maybe being in his hometown, but still so far from his family is grating on him. Troy Windham seems to be settling down outside as well, as GUNS makes his way down. Interestingly enough, "Hardcore" Jimmy V didn't come down with Troy....could there be some tension there? CM: It's the first time I've seen Troy without Jimmy at his side in a long, long time. BB: Of course it could be part of a plan. Speaking of which, Javid Dones just stood up at ringside and he's mouthing off at Troy Windham! Windham races over to where Dones is, and these two men are going at it, jawing at each other like there's no tomorrow! Security gets in their quickly, and Troy Windham climbs up on the ring apron. CM: He's going to have to ignore Dones for the next sixty minutes at most, Bill. He's got a job to do, and it won't get done if he lets his personal feelings for Dones get in the way. BB: Referee Patrick Young will be calling the action in this one, fans. Windham and GUNS have no love lost for each other as well, Chad. CM: You've got a point there, Buckley. Neither have had any flattering things to say about the other. BB: As Troy Windham climbs through the ropes, referee Patrick Young calls for the bell, and this match for the CSWA World Title is underway! The two men circle each other, Troy unwilling to lock up with right away, avoiding those arms for as long as possible. Finally Troy gets in there with GUNS, and the CSWA World Champion catches Windham with a clothesline heard round the world!!!! CM: This is another in a long string of tough matches for GUNS recently. He got an easy win over MJ Dean in Orlando, but GUNS has faced Mike Randalls recently, and in the AAWC, he's got a big final match with Marcus Cameron weighing on his mind. BB: Did I just hear you say another league's name without sarcasm? CM: My former partner's prejudices are not my own, Bill. BB: That's a spin if I've ever heard one. GUNS pulls Windham to his feet and gorilla presses Troy over his head, dropping him face-first to the mat from about seven feet in the air. CM: GUNS is going after the air supply of Troy early. If he can keep Windham from getting enough air...he can eliminate the quickness advantage that Troy has. BB: And it's obvious that GUNS has the strength advantage, as he sends Windham to the ropes......GUNS-SHOT!!!! There's that polish hammer maneuver from those massive arms! He could shatter someone's chest like that! CM: He may have done just that to Troy Windham!!! BB: Troy is rolling around in agony, and he quickly rolls outside the ring. He's down on one knee outside, and is not looking in good shape right here. CM: And he may be in worse shape, because GUNS is on his way outside as well. BB: Windham slowly getting back to his feet as GUNS hits the floor and starts stalking the AAWC Television Champion. GUNS goes for clothesline outside, but Troy ducks it, and the CSWA World Champ careens into the steel post!!! He just nailed that right arm on the post!!! GUNS is down, and he is in PAIN. Troy Windham goes to follow up, but it appears as if former UWA Champion Javid Dones has a few more words for Troy! Those two men are at it again!!!! CM: Somebody tell Marvin to make sure he *doesn't* get a microphone down there. Somehow I've got a feeling that the trash talk going on there can't be aired on television. BB: Troy just yelled something at Dones, and Javid Dones just NAILED Troy right in the mush with a European uppercut!!! Troy staggers back....RIGHT INTO THE PATH OF GUNS!!!! BULLDOG by the World Champion onto the concrete!!!! And GUNS leaves Troy outside and climbs back in the ring! The count begins anew on Troy....if he can't get up, GUNS may just have bought himself a count-out win....with the help of Javid Dones....possibly the only man left in America that Merritt hasn't signed to a contract. CM: You never know, Bill. It could be really, really over right here. BB: Troy is up to one knee, and Dones is still yelling at the challenger here. Troy takes the verbal taunts, and now he's up one leg. The count in the ring is up to about five, so Troy still has some time. Wait, what's he doing!? CM: He's reaching under the table for something.... BB: Windham is on his feet, and he's just pulled a table out from under the ring, and is setting it up outside. I can't believe this. If he doesn't hurry, he's going to get counted out......and he's got to know that that table can be used against him as easily as it could against GUNS! CM: Live by the table, die by the table. BB: Troy rolls into the ring, just beating the count, and a very rested, refreshed GUNS awaits him... BB: Troy charges GUNS, but GUNS quickly sidesteps the challenger and scoops him up....SIDEWALK SLAM! Things still aren't looking good for Troy Windham. CM: Yeah, but the equalizer is still outside the ring. BB: GUNS grabs the right leg of Troy Windham, it looks like he's going for the figure four leglock, but Windham catches that right arm with a boot! That's the same arm that GUNS rammed into the steel post just a few minutes ago! GUNS goes down to one knee, and Windham avoids the figure four. Windham gets to his feet, as does GUNS.... flying dropkick by Troy!!! GUNS is knocked hard into the nearside turnbuckle....Troy follows in with a knee and brings GUNS out and down with a belly-to-belly suplex!! The quick cover by Troy.....ONE.....no! GUNS easily kicks out, and Troy gets back to his feet. He hooks the iron claw on GUNS, a move we haven't seen out of Troy in eons. But GUNS uses his brute strength to break the move and hook in an armlock on the challenger. GUNS drops the armlock to the mat...it's almost like a modified Code Red maneuver. CM: Or a divorce court. He could easily snap Windham's leg like that. BB: But Troy won't give up, at least not yet. We've seen a departure from Troy's usual, forgive the pun, slackluster performance. Usually he's sitting in the corners waiting on his opponents, taking his time....tonight he's trying to make the first offensive move. And it seems to be getting him in trouble. CM: You're complaining because he's not slacking off? BB: Not complaining, just stating a fact. Windham is able to hook his foot around the bottom rope, and Young calls for the break, which GUNS is very, very slow to give. GUNS is in a different frame of mind than usual as well, Chad. He's much more....what's the word I'm looking for....deliberate in the ring. CM: Like MJ Dean, I think GUNS is looking to *hurt* Troy Windham more than just beat him. And right now, he's doing both. BB: GUNS sends Troy Windham back into the ropes using that now-aching right arm of Windham's......the GUNS-SHOT part deux!!! CM: Deja vous all over again, Bill. BB: I don't know how much more of this Windham can take. GUNS scoops up Troy, who is writhing in pain. He's pulling Troy through the ropes and onto the apron, just over where that table Windham set up is sitting. Both men are outside on the apron, and GUNS scoops up Troy onto his shoulder..... CM: This is gonna be ugly... BB: POWERBOMB ONTO THE TABLE!!! GUNS just put Windham THROUGH the table on the outside. That's at least a ten foot drop from GUNS' shoulders through the table to the floor, Chad. CM: Somebody cue up the paramedics, because Troy Windham may be hurt bad. BB: He hit that table back-first with all the momentum of those huge arms of GUNS' pushing downward....and the table gave way like a house of cards. GUNS has climbed back into the ring....but still no smile on the big man's face. BB: But Troy Windham is getting up! This crowd can't believe it, I can't believe it, and I don't think GUNS is going to be able to believe it once he sees it. He's not bouncing to his feet.....but Mama Windham's baby boy is back up on one knee. CM: And all the while, Javid Dones is laughing his head off and *still* jawing at Windham. BB: And you better believe that Troy notices it. He looks over at Dones and stands up. There's almost a smile on Windham's face. He tries to get over to the apron...and Windham is hobbling....he can barely stand. But GUNS is finally aware of what's going on....and he rolls outside to "help" Windham back inside the ring. GUNS climbs back inside, drops an elbow on the prostate Windham....and now GUNS is heading up top to end this match. CM: This crowd is on its feet.....they want this more than GUNS does! BB: GUNS is poised up top, waiting for Troy to get to his feet so he deliver his patented shoulderblock from the top. Troy appears to oblige him, slowly getting up again to one knee, and now to both feet. GUNS off the top......but Windham falls back to one knee and misses the brunt of the shoulderblock! Both men are on the mat, and GUNS appears to be the first man who will get to his feet. GUNS is up, and he pulls Troy Windham to his feet.....it looks like GUNS is setting him up for the Bionic Kneelift to finish it off. THUMB TO THE EYE by Windham! Troy Windham just bought himself some time. GUNS is stunned for a moment, and Windham sends GUNS into the ropes.....LARIAT!!!! Windham hooks the leg! ONE..................TWO............ NO!!!!!!!!! GUNS kicks out, and now we're starting to see some emotion from the big man! He is FURIOUS! He charges Troy, and he gets another quick thumb to the eye from the challenger! Drop toe hold by Windham takes GUNS to the mat, and now he's going for the Figure Four!!! Troy Windham has it hooked in on the CSWA World Champ!!! GUNS quickly uses those massive arms to pull himself to the ropes, and referee Patrick Young calls for the break. Windham refuses, and Young begins a five-count.....Troy Windham lets up on the leg of GUNS only after Young gets to three. Windham is back in this match....amazing for a man who was powerbombed through a table less than ten minutes ago. CM: He better be careful, though....he hasn't neutralized GUNS yet by any means. BB: Troy pulls GUNS up again and hooks in the sleeper hold!!! GUNS quickly drops to the mat, causing Troy's chin to hit the top of his head. CM: Classic escape for the sleeper. BB: And executed perfectly....Troy is up first again, however, and this time sends GUNS for the ride one more time. Windham goes up for the flying dropkick, but GUNS holds on to the ropes, and Troy nails his own head on the mat! GUNS comes off the ropes with a leg drop.....and now he's going for the SCORPION!!!! This could be it!!! GUNS has the Scorpion Deathlock hooked in on Troy Windham!!!! Troy's desperately grabbing for the ropes, but can't quite reach them. GUNS hasn't been able to sit all the way back on Windham back yet.....Windham's legs are a little too long to get enough leverage by the shorter man. Troy is pulling with his whole body.....you can see every sinew in his body pushing to get him close enough to grab the ropes. BB: Troy gets his fingers around the ropes, and now it is GUNS' turn to break a hold. Like Troy, however, he holds on to the Scorpion until the last possible second before disqualification. Troy is unable to get to his feet, until he's helped up by GUNS.....who irish whips Troy into the far corner turnbuckle!!! Troy hits hard on that already-beaten back....he almost folds over in the turnbuckle!!! GUNS charges in with a modified kneelift.... but Troy gets under him! BACK BODY DROP! OH MY LORD! WINDHAM JUST BACKDROPPED GUNS OVER THE TOP FROM THE CORNER! And GUNS comes down HARD right on the ring steps!!!!! He came down once again on that right arm...which earlier in the match was put into the steel post!!! Referee Young rules no disqualification for going over the top, since momentum carried GUNS over. CM: Good call by one of the best refs in the business. BB: GUNS may be hurt down outside....but he's getting up...and he is bellowing like he's gone mad!!! GUNS is furious and I don't want to be within fifty feet of him!!! Troy comes across the ring and catches GUNS with a baseball slide that sends the big man into the guardrail. Troy gets ready to follow in, but then he sees Javid Dones down on the other side!!!! He's headed toward the former UWA Champ! WINDHAM JUST DOVE OVER THE GUARDRAIL ONTO DONES!!! Those two men are now going at it in the stands!!! But security was ready for this one.....they pull both men apart, and now Alamodome security is escorting Dones out of the arena and yelling at Windham to get back to the match. Windham climbs back over the guardrail....but he's forgotten about GUNS, who comes running down by the rail and catches Troy with a BULLDOG RIGHT ONTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! Troy Windham's forehead is BUSTED OPEN and he's starting to gush all over the place. But GUNS doesn't care....he pulls Windham back over and slams him into the ring apron, then rolls him back in the ring! GUNS does for a side suplex, but gets blocked by Windham, who turns things around and drops GUNS with a piledriver!!! Quick cover by GUNS! ONE................TWO...........NO! GUNS kicks out, and you can see him just getting angrier and angrier! This crowd is chanting for him like there's no tomorrow! GUNS pulls Windham up and sends him into the ropes....setting him up for the bear hug, but Windham comes off with a flying cross body that takes GUNS down!!! GUNS rolls through for the reversal and the pin! ONE............ TWO............NO!!!! Troy Windham kicks out, but just barely! GUNS is all over Windham, just jabbing him with right hands in the stomach. Troy tries to roll away, but again gets pulled by GUNS. Scoop slam by GUNS and again he hooks the leg. ONE..............TWO....................... NO! Again Troy kicks out! And again GUNS gets to his feet and pulls Windham up. He scoops Windham up and puts him on his shoulder!!! He's trying to injure that worn back of Windham's! POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE............. TWO.................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Windham gets the shoulder up an inch! CM: Elizabeth get ready for me, cause I'm comin' home! BB: GUNS pulls Windham up and powers him into the corner turnbuckle. He follows in and sits Windham up on the top rope!!! GUNS is going for the SUPERPLEX!!! He's got Windham ready....GUNS stands and pulls the trigger!!!!! SUPERPLEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! GUNS gets up and covers for the win..... CM: Say goodnight Gracie! BB: ONE....................TWO............................. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TROY WINDHAM gets the right shoulder up, capitalizing on that right arm of GUNS that has taken a beating during this match. GUNS can't believe it, and neither can I!! GUNS yells at the referee Young, and this Alamodome crowd is yelling in his favor. But GUNS gives up the argument and pulls Windham to his feet. AGAIN he sends Troy Windham into the turnbuckle, and again he sets Windham on the top rope. We're going to have the second superplex of this match! And if this doesn't end it, I don't know what will! CM: Other than the time limit that expires in about twenty-five minutes. BB: GUNS goes to pull the trigger, but Windham has hit feet locked under that second rope. GUNS is trying to use his power to pull Windham off the top, but Windham takes another tack, again catching GUNS in the eye!!!! Windham gets a reprieve for a second and takes advantage.... DROPKICKING GUNS FROM THE TOP!!!! GUNS goes down and so does Windham! Troy rolls over for the cover!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE...................TWO...................NO!!!!!! Windham couldn't hook the leg, and GUNS got that left shoulder up! Windham pounds on the mat, yelling at referee Patrick Young about the count. Referee Young gets in Windham's face yelling at him to worry about the match and not the count! But GUNS settles the argument, pulling Troy away from Young and sending him in for the ride again!!!! GUNS backs up the opposite corner turnbuckle as Windham hits for at least the third time in the other corner. Windham may have just passed out for a moment due to that back injury!! He doesn't even look like he's conscious. Referee Young is trying to ascertain Windham's condition... but here comes GUNS!!! Young starts to quickly back out of the way as the freight train appears to be coming through with the power of the Strongest Arms In The World driving it right toward Troy Windham!!!! GUNS comes in with the shoulder down....WINDHAM PULLS PATRICK YOUNG IN THE WAY!!!! Patrick Young just got caught between the immovable object and the unstoppable force.....and it was because of Troy Windham!!!! I don't know if he came to and was reaching for the ropes, or if he deliberately pulled Young in the way!!! CM: Marvin, cueup that replay for us! BB: But either way, all three men hit the mat in a pile!!! Patrick Young to one side, GUNS toward the center of the ring, and Troy Windham still sandwiched in that corner turnbuckle. We've got mass carnage in the ring, no one to deliver a standing ten-count. This crowd is booing tremendously over what they see as a cowardly move by Troy Windham. But it doesn't appear to be an issue...because the only creature stirring in this house is GUNS, who is slowly coming to and getting to his feet!!!! And this crowd is going wild!!!! And just as quickly, they're booing the fire out of GUNS!!!! What's going on here!? CM: Not GUNS, Bill, but Junior Hornet, who's running toward the ring!!!! BB: Not this again!!! Junior Hornet has a chair, and he's headed inside! HE JUST CRACKED THE CHAIR AGAINST THE BACK OF GUNS' HEAD! And this crowd is letting him know what they think of him....some are even throwing their trash at him. But Junior Hornet is revelling in it!!! But not for long......TIMMY WINDHAM COMES DOWN FROM ABOVE!!!! Timmy bungees down, and he is all over the man who tried to break his neck! Windham detaches the bungee and throws Junior Hornet through the ropes to the outside. Timmy goes over the top and catches Junior Hornet with a suicide dive! Timmy and Junior Hornet are going at it outside... and here come MARK WINDHAM and MJ DEAN to join in the fun!!! Inside the ring, all three men are still down....but that's not where Mark and MJ are headed. MJ Dean dives on top of Junior Hornet and starts dragging him back down the aisle! And now Mark Windham has got his brother all to himself again......and he's slapping the fire out of him! CM: Troy Windham is slowly getting to his feet inside the ring, and I think he's just figuring out what's going on! BB: Mark has Timmy wobbly, and now he grabs the chair that Junior Hornet used on GUNS! He just DRILLED Timmy right in the back. Timmy Windham is out at ringside....and Troy Windham is yelling at his older cousin! CM: Oh good Lord....here comes The Living Psycho. BB: You may be right, because Mark just turned on Troy, and he's climbing into the ring! Troy goes for the right hand, but Mark blocks it and drops his younger cousin with a right hand of his own! Mark turns Troy over............. PILEDRIVER!!!!!! CM: And that's victim #2! BB: Mark takes a look over GUNS.... CM: Oh the carnage...we could have victim #3 on his way. BB: But here comes HEAT!!!!! He dives into the ring, and he and Windham are all over each other!!!! HEAT grabs hold of Mark and sends him through the ropes! CM: Is the locker room empty yet? BB: And once again, Windham, GUNS, and the referee are down in the ring....but this time it's Troy Windham who is the only one stirring....he's up on his knees and trying to make his way over to GUNS. This crowd is booing his every move and yelling for GUNS to get up! But GUNS shows little signs of stirring.....and now Troy covers him!!!! But there's no one to count the pin!!! Patrick Young is still out! And Mark Windham and HEAT are still giving it to each other in the aisle!!! Is there anybody who can officiate this match? CM: Come on.....we've got at least two other refs back there somewhere....somebody's gotta get Young back up. BB: This crowd is going crazy as someone comes down the aisle. IT'S HORNET!!!!!!! But he bypasses Mark and HEAT....letting them wage their own war! HORNET IS IN THE RING!!!! He's trying to wake Patrick Young....he drags Young over to the pin.....but Young is out. Hornet is motioning for the paramedics to come help out the official. Now Hornet's looking around....apparently for another official. There's no one to be found, and Troy Windham is still on top of GUNS. Hornet gets down on the mat...he's gonna count it!!!! He checks the shoulders! BB: ONE.................................................... ................Hornet looks up, still looking for a CSWA official, Mark Windham in the aisle just realized what's happening, and he's on his way to the ring to stop his best friend from counting the pin for his younger cousin........ TWO..........................................the shoulder is still down, this crowd is gasping!..................... ...........THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mark is too late, still down the aisle. Troy Windham gets the three count......but will it stand???? (Buckley turns to Merritt....as does the crowd) The world wants to know.................................... CM: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! BB: You heard it here, folks. We have a NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....Rhubarb Jones is announcing it to this capacity crowd, and they are furious! CM: It was possibly the longest three count in the history of professional wrestling, Buckley.....it stands. BB: There's certainly a pile of controversy surrounding this one! CM: Live by the screwjob, die by the screwjob, Bill, dem's the breaks. BB: Troy Windham is helped to his feet by Hornet, who has the CSWA World belt in his hands.....and he's presenting it to Troy! Troy can't believe it.....I think there are tears streaming down the cheeks of the King Of All Media, and now, the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion! Hornet is helping Windham climb out of the ring and make it down the aisle, amidst a torrent of garbage being thrown at them. Mark Windham is apparently nowhere to be found....it'll be interesting to see how *he* takes all this. But that gold over Troy's shoulder makes it all worthwhile from his perspective at least, I'm sure. Fans.....I'm still in shock over everything we've seen tonight, but this final match takes the cake. We'll see you in Key West for CSWA SHOWTIME!!!! CM: (on a walkie talkie) Security, get out here, we're gonna need some cover.