CSWA SHOWTIME: June 7, 1996 BILL BUCKLEY: Very good question, RED! I'm sure we haven't heard the last of this! Right now, it's time for our MAIN EVENT!! The 6-man tag match, that the CSWA fans voted to see! RED MIDGET: They voted to see Tom Adler, but because of his injuried LEFT shoulder, not right you moron...he can't compete! BILL BUCKLEY: Taking his place, Maxwell Diamond has selected Vince Bailey! A former World Champion! It's Bailey, GUNS, and "Devasting" Mike Randalls against America's Team!! Let's get it going! GUNS Mike Randalls Vince Bailey vs. Hornet Mark Windham Paul Pierce (lights fade) (Jesus christ superstar plays) BILL BUCKLEY: Here come Bailey and his tag partners!! This is the first time all three men have teamed together! It'll be interesting to see...how they work as a team! RED MIDGET: WE WANT MIDGETS! WE WANT MIDGETS! You know, Bill, for some strange reason Maxwell Diamond is deathly afraid of midgets.. BILL BUCKLEY: Ok there, freak.. Randalls is bringing up the rear....GOOD GAWD he just got nailed from behind with a flag pole!!! That's BONECRUSHER!!! BONECRUSHER with a powerbomb!! Randalls is out of it....As GUNS runs back to help out, BC gets out of there!! RED MIDGET: OHMY The action is already cookin! BILL BUCKLEY: A vicious attack by Bonecrusher, earlier in the show we said he was BACK..and he's back to his old ways tonight! (Hey man nice shot by Filter plays) BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS better get Randalls in the ring, quick.. America's Team are on there way! RED MIDGET: Do we have room service? BILL BUCKLEY: Goodness sakes Midget, you're already drunk, whatelse do you want!! RED MIDGET: Another drink.... BILL BUCKLEY: Stop it! It's time for a break, but we'll be back with the MAIN EVENT! BILL BUCKLEY: All 6-men are in the ring...Randalls still a little shaken up from Bonecrusher's attack! It's going to be HORNET starting out for America's Team, and GUNS for well.... RED MIDGET: Let's call them the team of Randalls, GUNS, and Bailey! BILL BUCKLEY: Works for me....GUNS and HORNET square off the in the center of the ring..GUNS just slapped HORNET's face!! RED MIDGET: I guess there's still some bad feelings from the 'ruse' at Winters's Warriors. BILL BUCKLEY: I would think so...HORNET doesn't slap, he hits with a closed fist! He nails GUNS, nails him again..irish whip into the corner....flying dropkick!! RED MIDGET: It's on! BILL BUCKLEY: Flying clothesline by HORNET! GUNS has been rocked here in the early going! HORNET sends a boot to GUNS' face! RED MIDGET: GUNS looks a little off his game tonight! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET tries to suplex GUNS..but it's blocked! GUNS with the suplex!!! HORNET to his feet, and GUNS goes for a clothesline, but he misses and flies over the top rope!! RED MIDGET: It's a bird, it's a plane..no it's GUNS! HA! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS hit hard on the outside, and there's Mark Windham...Windham with an implant DDT!! HOLY COW! Vince Bailey and Randalls rush over...as Windham backs off! Bailey and Randalls roll GUNS back in.... no rest for GUNS! RED MIDGET: I told you their team work would be a questionable.. BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET tags in Paul Pierce, Pierce rakes the eyes..and shoots GUNS into the corner...he charges in, but GUNS moves out of the way! GUNS dives and tags Mike Randalls, Randalls pops The Golden Boy! Randalls shocks Pierce with a superkick! RED MIDGET: I think all Bonecrusher's attack did was fire up Randalls..he's got that look in his eye! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls takes Pierce to the top rope... SUPERPLEX!! He got all of that one! Here's the cover, ONE....TWO....NO!! The UNIFIED World Champion just did get the shoulder up! RED MIDGET: Obiviously Randalls didn't take his medication, cause he's a wild man tonight!! BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce stops Mike, by taking his legs out from underhim...Paul with a boston crab!! RED MIDGET: Nothing hurts more, than sitting on a man! BILL BUCKLEY: More words of wisdom from the Midget! Randalls has the ropes, as Worthington calls for the break! Pierce tags in the EN World Champion, Mark Windham!! Windham fires away at Randalls! RED MIDGET: There's no love lost between these two men, I'll tell you that much right now! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham sends Randalls into the ropes. Powerslam!! He caught him, and threw him down on the mat with ease! Windham goes for a belly to back suplex, but Randalls flips over...and hits him with an Implant DDT! RED MIDGET: Whoa Nellie! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls, tags Vince Bailey! Bailey hits the ring, as does HORNET, and Pierce!! GUNS is in...this is breaking loose right now!! RED MIDGET: We've got a pier six brawl! BILL BUCKLEY: All 6-men going at it, toe to toe! (crowd roars) From the back, here come the <>Cutters! They hit the ring, it's 5 on 3!! America's Team is getting hammered!! Enderson with a DDT on Pierce!! RED MIDGET; I'm getting out of here... BILL BUCKLEY: Worthington calls for the bell, this one is a no contest!...Bailey has a chair and he nails HORNET with it!! (crowd goes wild) HERE COME THE CS EXPRESS!!! Chad Gibson and Steve Morton hit the ring, to even the score! They've got leather belts!! RED MIDGET: Sorry just forgot my drink.... seeya Buckley! BILL BUCKLEY: Get back here Midget!! RED MIDGET: Momma didn't raise no fool, ABC-ya! BILL BUCKLEY: We've got 10 men in the ring, going at it!! We're out of time.....fans BATTLE OF THE BELTS XIV, is just around the corner.... oh what action!! We'll see you then, GOODNIGHT!!! WINDHAM IS BUSTED OP.....(fade to black)