CSWA SHOWTIME: April 11, 1996 America's Team vs. GUNS/Randalls BILL BUCKLEY: This without a doubt is the weirdest DREAM MATCH of the night, but the fans picked it, so here it is! America's Team, Hornet and Windham, for the first time in 3 years will be back in the ring together...their opponents are two men that were bitter rivals..GUNS and Mike Randalls! GUNS and Randalls, the question is RED, can they work together tonight as a team to destroy a common enemy! RED MIDGET: Ain't that the enternal question.. BILL BUCKLEY: It was just about 8 months ago that Mike Randalls drove part of a 2x4 into GUNS' knee...and a month agao that GUNS beat Randalls in a Death Island match! Personally, I doubt that these two men can work together as a team! RED MIDGET: That remains to be seen...I have my doubts too, but stranger things have happened. BILL BUCKLEY: This is true. GUNS and Mike Randalls are already in the ring, awaiting America's Team! They've done away with the enterance music...they didn't want to delay the match, and longer than they have to! (Hey Man Nice Shot, by Filter plays) BILL BUCKLEY: Speaking of America's Team, here they come! Some fans, are booing, RED Mark and HORNET will always have a good portion of their fans, but somebody just don't like what they did to GUNS! RED MIDGET: It's safe to say, HORNET won't lead the world in foam fingers sold this year! BILL BUCKLEY: America's Team rolls into the ring, and before the bell can sound, GUNS and Randalls are all over them! RED, this match is Texas Torando rules...so all four men will be in the ring at one time! RED MIDGET: This could get confusing. BILL BUCKLEY: America's Team is whipped into the ropes, double clothesline by GUNS and Randalls! So far, they seem to be teaming well together! RED MIDGET: It's only been 10 seconds.. BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls takes Windham outside, and it's GUNS and HORNET one on one in the ring! Randalls sends Windham flying over the iron railing, and into the crowd! RED MIDGET: Who says Man can't fly! BILL BUCKLEY: Mike steps over the railing and both of them are brawling in the stands!! RED MIDGET: You sure get your money's worth in the front row don't you! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS lifts HORNET over his head, Bench press slam!! GUNS irish whips HORNET into the ropes, shoulderblock! Listen to this crowd, they love it! RED MIDGET: I wonder if they'd still be cheering if it were them that were getting the snot beat out of them! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS with a snap suplex!! He pulls HORNET to his feet, he sends the former UNIFIED Champ crashing into the turnbuckle! RED MIDGET: HORNET say hello to the turnbuckle! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls is finally done beating Windham with a chair...as they have stopped fighting in the stands..Randalls flings Mark into the iron post! This is getting physical! RED MIDGET: You bet it is! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls is setting up a table! Oh my goodness! He's laid out Windham on the table, Randalls climbing to the top rope...Mike Randalls flies off with a moonsault, but Windham moves out of the way!! RED MIDGET: Ouch! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls went through the table, instead of Windham!! Mark leaves Mike to suffer..he's in the ring, and he clips GUNS! Both men stomping away at GUNS! GUNS is sent into the ropes, he ducks down, he clotheslines both HORNET and Windham! OHMY! RED MIDGET: He's determined to win this one!! He's angry, and he certainly has a right ot be! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham rakes the eyes, but GUNS can do any more damage! Belly to back suplex! Now, it's HORNET who's on the outside...he's got Randalls, OHMY Mike was sent face first into the iron post! RED MIDGET: That's using your head! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham with a brainbuster on GUNS! Mark, going to the top rope...that's not like him, RED! Windham is on the top, but so is GUNS...GUNS Superplex off the top!! RED MIDGET: Stick a fork in him he's done! BILL BUCKLEY: ONE.....TWO....NO! That was close! GUNS surprises Mark with a DDT!! On the outside, Randalls has a chair and he's beating off HORNET! Those two men, no love lost for sure! RED MIDGET: Randalls is a bloody mess...and to be frank he likes it that way! BILL BUCKLEY: Yes he does! Randalls, has HORNET up, piledriver on the cement floor! RED MIDGET: That's not good... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS nails Windham with a backbreaker! America's Team, is in trouble RED! GUNS has Windham, in the Scorpion Deathlock, that's HORNET's finisher!! RED MIDGET: That's got to be a slap in the face to Windham and HORNET as well! BILL BUCKLEY: I didn't know GUNS had that move in his bag of tricks! GUNS has it sinched in, pretty tight! Randalls is taking care of HORNET on the outside, this one is nearing an end! RED MIDGET: America's Team is going down tonight, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham screaming out in pain, as Patrick Young watches, waiting for a submission! (crowd roars) What's going on... wait a minute, here comes "The Golden Boy" Paul Pierce..Pierce ax handle and he just broke it over Randall's back!! RED MIDGET: Mike is out cold...nighty night! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET, is up, he grabs the feet of Patrick Young...he's trying to pull Young to the outside! RED MIDGET: That's a DQ, right? BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce is in the ring, and he cracks the other half of the ax handle over GUNS' head!! Geez! Windham to his feet, as Pierce takes off running! RED MIDGET: His work is done, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark Windham, lifts GUNS up, he's got the former EN Champion in the TORTURE RACK!!! NO!! This is cheap!! RED MIDGET: It's only cheating if you get caught! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET turns loose of Young, Patrick turns around to see Windham holding GUNS up in the Rack! Young lifts the arm once! He lifts the arm twice!! Now a third time, and no response!! He's calling for the bell! It's over! America's Team wins by submission!! RED MIDGET: What a match! BILL BUCKLEY: I can't believe Windham and HORNET have fallen so low! They get the win, but its'..it's cheap is what it is! RED MIDGET: Stop whining! BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce, he's sticking his nose in a little bit of everything of late! I'm sure we haven't heard the last of this stituation! We'll be back with the MAIN EVENT!