Simons is Bill Buckley's heir apparent. A PBP man, in his early 30s, with aspirations of unseating Buckley in the favored PRIMETIME seat.

And one day John, cold fusion could become a reality.

A solid professional, Simons can be seen on the CSWA's B-show, ON TIME, with the constant pain in his ass, Manual Juarez.

He likes peanut flavored M&Ms, and fast women.