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Chris Davis



6'3"    248 lbs.
Parts Unknown

Theme: "Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic
Finisher: Bourbon for Breakfast
Setup Move: Caesarian Section
Moveset: Dying Star Drop (Fameasser)
In-NOVA-tor (Corkscrew Cradle Suplex)
Novacaine (Van Daminator)
No-Vacancy (Double Underhook DDT)
Horizontal Face-Pull Neck-Stretch Hurt-Plex Lock-Bomb (Crippler Crossface)
CTRL-ALT-1337 (Moonsault into Back Elbow Drop)
Body Splash
T-Bone Suplex
German Suplex
Jumping Calf Kick


Titles Held  
UWF Heavyweight Title, HCW Light-Heavyweight Champion, CWF Tag Team Champion (w/SWAT), AW North-American Champion, FBW Gold Champion, AW World Champion, NEW National Champion, PTC Extreme Champion, PRIME 5-Star Champion, PRIME Intense Champion

Background Information  
Nova comes from a federation you've never heard of, battling (and honestly overcoming, for the most part) foes you've never heard of, winning belts that mean nothing to you and garnering fame that isn't applicable here in the land of the C-S-Dub. "Shit," you might be thinking to yourself, "with that kind of intro, why the balls should I give a good goddamn about this joker?"

Because he's an e-human being, you asshole, with e-feelings just like everyone else. Okay, I take back the "asshole" part...I'm not trying to come off too strong. Perhaps a different approach...a list of things Nova likes that might make you see that really, he isn't much different from you, or I, or that goofball Mike Seaver up the street who's ALWAYS chasing the ladies!

Nova likes:
1) Weed
2) M*A*S*H
3) Cigarettes
4) Microwaveable Dinners (Stouffers, plz)
5) Maalox
6) Booze
7) Goodnight Moon
8) Weed
9) Stand-Up Comedy
10) Leftovers
11) M00ching Free Title Shots Like Whut

Don't you like those things? Shouldn't you root for Nova to become the next CSWA Something Champion? And if you're competing against him, shouldn't you maybe take it easy and let the poor bastard get his hands on a strap? He's doomed in NFW, and one out of two would still rock. HARD.

Other Info  
* This is made even more sweet by the fact that if opponents attempt to block Bourbon for Breakfast by going down to their knees, it sets Nova up for the Caesarian Section. Oh, yeah. OH. YEAH.

- I swear to God, the day I see this actually sold, I'll shit myself. Nova had an in-ring injury at the hands of Brandon Youngblood (long story), and as a result, DOES NOT ATTEMPT A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ANY LONGER. Somehow these bad boys keep popping up in his matches. Go figure.

- Nova is divorced, and his ex-wife has custody of their daughter. The estrangement from both of them is a constant source of misery for him. Despite this, he is normally a jovial presence wherever he is.

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