Sight" Mike Plett vs. Kin Hiroshi
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(Last Action Hero"
by Tesla hits the speakers and the lights go out. A
few moments pass, and when they come back up, Kin
Hiroshi is standing in the ring with a blue spotlight
on him. He seems to have teleported into the ring, but
it was just a display of Kin's quickness. After posing
for the fans, Kin moves to his corner, and stretches.)
Apparently, Hiroshi’s already in the ring.
Where’s the muffins?
Not sure, but here comes Mike Plett.
(The lights go out as
“Know your enemies” by Rage against the Machine
kicks in. You
can almost here the music over the boos from the
spotlight hits the top of the ramp, and Plett is
there, disdain for the fans evident on his face.
He goes to the CSWA ring, only stopping to spit
towards a fan. He
slides under the ropes and leans against the corner.)
The ref has called for the bell as these two
begin to size one another up.
Size these two up?
That should take about three seconds.
Plett and Hiroshi are two of the smaller
competitors in the CSWA physically, but they’re also
two of the most brash.
Kin won’t hold anything back against Plett.
And Mike certainly doesn’t hold back against the
Didn’t you get a memo about that?
bet Rudy stole it.
We’ve got a lockup.
Plett pushes it back to the rope and the ref
calls for the break.
only clean break we get from the chalupa is a fart.
It’s true… those things give me gas.
Then keep it to yourself.
Mike gives the Muffin Man a solid right hand.
A wicked grin on Plett’s face after that one.
A serious look on Hiroshi’s face.
I can’t keep it to myself… have you ever
tried to NOT fart.
I heard that can kill you.
Another lockup and Plett backs him into the
calling for a clean break and- -
Not farting after a chalupa is like… the CSWA
NOT having midgets.
Plett with a solid right and the ref is in his
Plett cares, this is a CSWA official after all.
Have the ref fart in his face, that’ll make
Hiroshi with a STIFF knife edge chop that
stunned the surprised Plett.
Another chop, and another.
The crowd likes this faster pace.
Actually, I would say that they like seeing
Plett get beat upon after attacking "Mr. CSWA"
Troy Windham, cutting his hair.
The girl…zzzz really hate that.
Not to mention attacking Hornet and perennial
fan favorite, Deacon.
SB: Then they
must LOVE that!
No question about it.
Hiroshi lays out Plett with a dropkick.
Plett rolls out of the ring to take a powder.
He’s saying that he doesn’t need this.
I’m not sure anyone NEEDS to be on the wrong
end of a dropkick.
OR whatever THAT was!
out!!! Corkscrew plancha outside the ring!
This crowd is going crazy!
No, I'd say the only crazy person is Muffins
over there.. That
Hiroshi pulling out all the stops.
He’s back on the apron waiting for Plett to
get up… ASAI MOONSAULT!
No, that move is called “Go splat on
Kin missed on that one.
Those moves have big dividends.
If you're lucky, the opponent pays the price. If
not, you do. Plett looks down at Hiroshi
No, I think he’s still hurting from that
corkscrew crazymajigthingie that Kin did.
He spit on him.
That would be disgust.
He rolls Hiroshi in the ring and there's a
quick springboard plancha by Plett.
The quick cover…1…2…Not yet.
Plett's not worried as he picks up Hiroshi for
a 360 Clothesline. Plett
pops back up and shouts at…
. Does he
think he’s in the ring with him?
Not unless his “sight” is a lot worse than
anyone knows. He’s
focused on Aho, that much is clear.
Irish whip on Hiroshi and abdominal stretch!
It would’ve been, but Kin rolls back into a
pin – 1…2….CLOSE one for Muffins.
That was too close.
Hiroshi up, Plett as well.
Back elbow by Plett.
arm is grabbed and BACKSLIDE!
Plett back up and seems to be getting
Maybe he can’t fart.
For the love of all that's good and pure, stop. Both
men up and Plett with a dropkick.
Hiroshi fighting his way back up and SUPERKICK!
He is DOWN!
Plett back to his feet and… oh good grief!
OK, that’s disgusting.
And that’s something coming from you.
The fans are onto Plett for that stunt.
Can we do that with the FCC?
Only if they’re not watching.
Plett is miming like he urinated on Hiroshi!
Eww… wet muffins.
That must’ve stung more than any move.
Plett climbs the top rope.
Quick pin of 1…2…KICKOUT!
Hiroshi is holding tight.
Not by much.
Plett picks him up and sets up for a side
Russian legsweep… no, a roll through and a pinning
cradle on Plett.
Plett kicked out, but he can’t get free.
Another pin attempt and another two count…
still not out and another pin attempt.
Hiroshi seems to be playing with Plett a bit
Or maybe he wants to irritate him after
Plett’s little attempt at pantomime.
It’s succeeding... even the ref seems to be
enjoying this one.
Plett hits Kin in the gut.
Release of the hold and Plett is up.
He grabs Hiroshi UP AND OVER with a belly to
lands on his feet.
Plett back to his feet and Hiroshi traps his
arms and HEADBUTT, HEADBUTT, HEADBUTT and OVERHEAD
This is fun… almost worth the gas I’ll have
in a bit.
Hiroshi picks him up for a FRONT FACE suplex.
Roll over for a pin and… only a 2 count.
SO close. Hiroshi
up top and… waiting for Plett and CROSS BODY.
We’ve got a count.
Hiroshi frustrated with that one, but not too
much. Kin calls for his submission… the Jiro-Kin
got it latched in, but we’ve gotta go to a
Two minutes and
two seconds later, and Kin still has the move
cinched in. Plett’s
in serious trouble with this matchup.
I’d go for the underdog in this situation,
but that would bring up chalupas again and the Taco
Plett’s been in this move for almost three
obviously in pain, but I’d dare to wager that even
Hiroshi’s arms are getting tired holding onto the
SB: I never get tired
of holding a chalupa… just those who are around me
So I’ve heard.
Plett quickly rolls to the side, throwing
Kin’s balance off for a second.
Mike’s hand is free!
OH, but that shot isn’t.
The muffin man won’t get any muffins tonight
after that low blow.
BB: The ref was out of
position and didn't see it.
A CSWA official… imagine that. And it's
not even Juarez!
Plett grabs his head and - - VIEW TO A KILL!
This match is OVER just like that!
Not if our chalupa can’t make the cover.
Both men are down, but Plett is trying to crawl
over, his back obviously hurting.
He throws an arm over Kin.
ONE........ TWO......... THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
Shoulder up… Hiroshi got the shoulder up!
You’re correct, and Plett can’t believe it!
He's arguing with referee Patrick Young, and pushes
him into the corner!! Young warns him, but just
gets pushed back into the corner! Kin starts to
get to his feet, and Plett kicks him right in the
SB: Don't hurt
BB: Young comes
out of the corner to warn Plett, and gets punched in
the jaw! Young hits the mat, and Hiroshi trips
Plett up! He hooks in a half boston
crab! Plett's trapped in the move with nowhere
to go, and he's tapping like a madman! But
thanks to his punch, the referee isn't there to
call the submission. Hiroshi lets go of the move
and leans over to try and help the referee as Plett
tries to recover.
Patrick Young and his glass jaw! He gets that
from his dad, ya know.
BB: Plett's up
and tries to hit Hiroshi with a neckbreaker, but
Hiroshi dodges and counters with a huge knife edge
chop. He backs Plett into the corner and
delivers more chops.... LOW BLOW by Plett drops
Hiroshi, and it looks like Plett is heading for the
No...he's headed over here. Watch out! Yo
quiero Taco Bell! Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Plett grabs a
chair and heads back in the ring. He plasters
Hiroshi in the head with the chair and now starts to
work over his back. This isn't right. And
now he's calling for a microphone to gloat.
Hey Evan! Yeah you, Evan AHolier-Than-Thou.
It's not your little muffin-baking friend I want, it's
Hiroshi starts to get up, and Plett drops the
microphone. Oh man... he just busted Kin open
with a chairshot to the head. Young is trying to
get to his feet, and Plett simply kicks him out of the
ring. Mike Plett knows full well that Evan Aho
is not in the building tonight.
I think he's just mad that Kin didn't offer him a
muffin before the match.
Plett goes back to work on Hiroshi, delivering
devastating kicks to the midsection. Where's
Probably in the back snacking on muffins. I saw
Hiroshi with a basket earlier. (crowd
pops) I didn't realize they liked muffins so
much. Oh great, it's Bug...
Hornet's charging down to the ring!!! Plett sees
him coming and sets himself, but Hornet jumps on the
apron and stops! Plett charges, but Hornet sets
his shoulder and dives forward, knocking the win out
of Plett and taking him to the mat!! Hornet sits
on Plett, firing away with rights and lefts as the
crowd cheers him on! Plett tries to crawl away,
but Hornet dives on his back and starts pounding his
head into the mat! Plett's nose is busted open
before Hornet finally stops.
Now THAT'S a man who likes muffins...apparently.
Hornet kicks the chair out of the ring and heads over
to check on Hiroshi, who is sitting in the
corner. And now it looks like Plett's cavalry
has arrived as Chris Lehew helps pull him out of the
ring before any more damage can be done. Hornet
helps Hiroshi to his feet and raises his hand.
Kin will win this one by disqualification... Fans,
something has to be done about Plett. This is
getting out of hand.
What's getting out of hand is the fact that it's New
Year's and I can't even get some champagne for a
We're off to another commercial break folks. The
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