(CUTTO: RHUBARB
JONES - front and center in the ring, house mic in hand.
Referee BEN WORTHINGTON stands behind him.)
RJ: This
next match is scheduled for ONE FALL with a THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
It has been stipulated as a FOUR CORNERS MATCH (SFX: loud pop!), where the
only way to enter the ring is to be tagged in by one of your opponents.
The match will end on the first pinfall or submission inside the ring.
The senior official for this match will be BENJAMIN WORTHINGTON!
(SFX: small pop!) Introducing our
first competitor…
(SFX: Rapid
firing AK-47's and Machine Guns! CUEUP:
'Bad to the Bone' - George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers!
(SFX: HUGE pop!) CUTTO: The
Video Wall -
A rapid of succession of fired bullets leave smoking holes on a black board
spelling out G-U-N-S! CUTTO:
ANNIVERSARY 2001 - GUNS ripping off his mask standing on the second
turnbuckle!)
RJ: Hailing
from
San Antonio
,
Texas
! He comes into this match weighing
just over 300 pounds! He is a
multi-time WORLD CHAMPION, including the now defunct EN World Heavyweight
Championship and a former CSWA World Champion!
The straw that stirs the drink, CEO of Third Row, Inc.!
'THE STRONGEST ARMS IN THE WORRRRRRLD' THIS! IS GUNNNNNSSSSS!
(CUTTO: The
arena goes black to screams, when all of a sudden an arsenal of fireworks go off
by the entrance ramp as GUNS walks out with hands on hips and a gigantic smirk
on his face and a huge ovation! The
spotlight follows GUNS down the ramp as he starts pointing to the marked out
fans in third row! GUNS is wearing
camouflage trunks, green boots and a black brace to protect his bionic knee.
GUNS steps through the ropes and starts flexing as fireworks go off over
his head!)
SB: Everything
we are witnessing right now is all due to the benevolence of one, Eddy Love.
In fact, I hope tonight GUNS takes that mic after Eddy has shown all
three of these washed-up fools who the man is, and APOLOGIZES for all the unkind
remarks he's made. Nevermind I hope
he BEGS!
(CUTTO: The
arena goes completely black - more screams!
Gradually, a very dim red light comes over the arena.
CUTTO: The Video Wall - A
wolf running full-speed amongst a moonlit forest.
It comes to a full stop on a cliff looking at a full moon...the picture
fades to black...and in red, burning letters 'THE WOLF' fades onto the screen.
CUTTO: JONES in the
ring…barely seen 'cause of the lighting…)
RJ: The
next competitor hails from the
Mojave Desert
in southwestern
California
. (CUEUP:
'The Green Manalishi' by Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac)
Weighing in at 255 pounds, he is a former EN World Heavyweight Champion
as well as a 3-time Unified World Heavyweight Champion.
Here is 'THE WOLF'! MIIIIIIKE
RANDALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!
(CUTTO: The red
lights start dimming and fading out, and come back to the original dim red
lighting. CUTTO:
RANDALLS now at the entrance on the ramp (SFX: LOUD boos!) standing motionless
in his black cloak with a cloud of smoke around him.
He takes off the hood, revealing his face painted with a black base and
red lines under his eyes, on his forehead and down his nose.
RANDALLS walks barefoot, methodically down the ramp as sparklers shoot up
right behind him after every step, until he reaches the apron where fireworks
shoot out of the ringposts as the houselights come on!
RANDALLS takes off his cloak and throws it in his corner.
He's wearing red nylon drawstring pants with a wolf insignia taking up
the right leg and Chinese markings going down the left leg.
RANDALLS enters the ring and GUNS walks right across and they meet
halfway in a staredown as the crowd starts getting livid!)
BB: I
don't think these two have seen eye to eye in over THREE years and there is
certainly NO love lost! Both
competitors NOT even blinking right now! Tonight
isn't just gonna be any match, it's gonna be a war!
(CUEUP: 'Whole Lotta Love' -
Led Zeppelin - GIGANTIC POP!)
SB: We're
saved! We're saved!
(CUTTO: RANDALLS and GUNS
disengage and retreat to their corners, both scowling)
RJ: Introducing
next from the Gamecock (SFX: Benson snickers) state of
SOUTH CAROLINA
! (CUTTO:
A huge heart surrounds the squared circle!
CUTTO: A similar heart being
lasered onto the entrance curtains! SFX:
Fans stomping and clapping!) He
is a former CSWA World Heavyweight Champion and UNIFIED Tag Team Champion!
The man that goes to the fair and brings home the Teddy Bear! (BENSON
V/O: Damn straight) One-half of God's greatest gift to women
everywhere - PLAYBOYS Inc.! (SFX: Women
shrieking!) Accompanied by the vivacious SWEEEEET MELISSA!
(SFX: Catcalls!) The MAN!
The MYTH! The
LEGEND….KILLER! 'HURRICAAAYNE'!
ED-DEEEE! LLLLLLLLLUVVVVVVVVVVVV!
(CUTTO: The
whole F'n place just lights up with fireworks!
CUTTO: The Video Wall - LOVE
hitting another hapless victim with a Hurricane Piledriver!
LOVE and
TROY
fargo
strutting down the ramp! CUTTO:
LOVE walks out behind MELISSA through the laser-light pink heart, looks
up at the Wall and salutes the picture! As
fireworks keep going off, LOVE grabs MELISSA by the hand and they both give a
spin soaking up the ovation! LOVE is
wearing a long, velor red robe with silver rhinestones glittering off the
lights. On the back reads
'Hurricane' in cursive. MELISSA is
wearing a short, tight black little number that leaves some men slack-jawed as
she struts down the ramp with LOVE walking behind talking smack, pointing to the
ring, slapping hands all the way down! MELISSA
sits on the second rope and LOVE enters the ring and
fargo
struts right to the center, spins and smirks at Guns!
Spins again and makes a cutthroat motion to Randalls!
LOVE takes off the robe, he's wearing red trunks, red knee braces and red
boots….LOVE raises his arms up to the cheers of the crowd!
CUEUP: The five-note
repetition Close Encounters of the Third Kind theme!
CUTTO: THE CROWD LOSES IT!
LOVE's face turns to a scowl!)
SB: He
interrupted Eddy! NO LOVE for LOVE!
C'MON!
RJ: And
our FINAL competitor! (crowd
seriously marking out at this point) Hailing
from the town of SWEETWATER, TEXAS! A
former member of America's Team, a former WORLD and UNITED STATES heavyweight
champion! (CUTTO:
The Video Wall - it only reads 'The Awakening' in burning letters on a black
screen) The Human X-File, the LOST SOUL and the LIVING LEGEND - MARRRRRRRK!
WINDHAMMMMMMMMMM!
(CUTTO:
WINDHAM
steps out wearing only navy blue trunks and navy blue boots.
He stands motionless at the entrance as fireworks go off around him!
CUTTO: The Video Wall - WINDHAM
running to the ring during ANNIVERSARY 2001. CUTTO:
WINDHAM sitting in a dark corner of an abandoned shack.
CUTTO: The screen returns to
the words 'The Awakening' CUTTO:
WINDHAM
does a quick neckroll and walks slowly down the ramp keeping his body low, so
he can slap EVERY hand along the way! WINDHAM
gets up to the apron, slingshots himself over as the arena has just lost it at
this point! CUTTO:
LOVE holding his ears and scowling!)
BB: Well,
the introductions are done for each of these four superstars…
SB: I
can't believe that loontard had the AUDACITY to interrupt Love before the second
Strut! That's good luck for him,
y'know!
BB: If
you say so! All four men are now
standing in the ring with Referee Ben Worthington.
Each man selected a straw earlier tonight, the two shortest starting off
the match and it looks like that's gonna be (pauses) EDDY LOVE and GUNS!
Oh wow! What a way to start
off! These two have been lacing into
each other verbally the past two weeks! (SFX:
bell!) And we're underway!
Randalls and Windham exit to their respective corners as Love and Guns
circle the ring! Both men already
talking trash in there, I don't think that'll stop from either side all
night!
SB: Hey
Eddy just didn't realize that he opened a Gumms disease on the CSWA - I hear
it spreads from his mouth to people's ears.
BB: Very
funny. Collar and elbow tie up and
Guns bulls Love right against the ropes and Worthington calls for a break.
Guns has an immense advantage in the strength department over all
competitors…
SB: Too
bad the 'roids destroyed any brains he has left.
We're talking about a guy that likes the smell of piss.
BB: I
think you misunderstood his point, Sammy. Not that it was a good
point....
SB: It
was piss, Buckley. Not a
debate.
BB: Love
and Guns lock up again, Love quickly slips behind in a waistlock and takes him
down on the mat and applies a side headlock!
Guns quickly pushes himself to his feet, uses the ropes to hammer throw
Eddy. Guns misses with a
clothesline, Eddy stops dead in the tracks and hits a dropkick sending the big
man staggering back! Love quickly to
his feet, grabs and whips Guns off the ropes and delivers a back body drop!
Guns quickly to his feet and Love hits a dropkick square on the jaw
knocking Guns down!
SB: No
matter how big those arms may be, no matter how psychotic Mikey and Mark have
become - NOBODY wrestles like Eddy Love!
BB: Come
off it already. Guns back up, but
Love catches a quick boot to the gut and a swinging neckbreaker!
Love quickly up to his feet and he's doin' the Playboys strut out there!
(crowd goes wild!)
SB: That
one was for good luck. The next time
it's gonna be personal.
BB: Guns
getting back on his knees, Love comes over and fires a hard right hand!
Love now talking smack as he brings Guns to his feet, Irish Whip!
NO! REVERSED! AND GUNS NEARLY
BREAKS LOVE IN HALF WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
SB: Jesus…
BB: You
said it, Sammy! If Guns didn't land
on Love he might've bounced five feet up in the air he hit the mat so
hard!
SB:I need a drink…NOW!
BB: Easy,
Sammy. Now Guns doing the smack
talk, brings Love to his feet scoops him up with ONE ARM and SLAMS HIM DOWN!
Love holding his back in pain and Guns lays down the combat boots right
to the Playboy! Love fighting to his
feet and Guns crashes down with an axehandle across the back knocking Eddy to
his knees. Guns off the ropes, but
Love catches him with a right to the gut! And
another one! Love with a drop toe
hold taking down Guns! Love quickly
trying to lock in a Boston Crab, but Guns grabs the ropes!
SB: Seriously
though, when did the CSWA give up on drug testing?
Between Randalls and Guns, there's probably enough chemicals in this
match to kill a small country!
BB: Guns
up on his feet, but Love charges in and cracks a forearm on his jaw!
Love now with an Irish Whip into the corner, NO!
Guns with another reversal and Love hits the turnbuckles hard!
SB: Not
THAT corner!
BB: THAT'S
THE WOLF'S CORNER! AND HE JUST
TAGGED LOVE, only with a FIST! AND
WORTHINGTON CALLS IT A TAG! Love
just lunged at Randalls who dropped off the apron!
SB: If
that set the tone for how guys are getting tagged in, alert the medics
now.
BB: And
the fans are on their feet as Randalls slowly enters the ring!
On the other side, Guns is leaning forward tellin' him to bring it on!
Obviously, the time off isn't anything of a problem for Guns as he's been
ready, willing and able so far!
SB: It’s
a good thing the CSWA banned wooden chairs from its arenas too.
We don't want those broken around these two.
BB: Collar
and elbow tie-up, no! Guns kicks
Randalls in the gut and crushes down with a club of a forearm across his back!
Randalls on his knees, and Guns cracks him in the skull with that bionic
knee!
SB: He
must be thanking Mike for it, personally as usual.
BB: Guns grabs Randalls by the hair - Irish Whip, NO!
Guns nearly takes his head off with a short-arm clothesline!
Randalls down on the mat, Guns off the ropes and he drops a vicious elbow
drop right on his chest. Guns
quickly up, measures Randalls and drops that bionic knee right across his
forehead! Randalls writhing around,
Guns picks him up - double underhook…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!
What impact! Guns not wasting
time, here. Rips Randalls up by the
head, throws him off the ropes and catches him with a quick powerslam!
Guns hooks the leg, ONE! T--NO!
Randalls easily kicking out!
SB: Maybe
Guns has been out of it a little too long to think that putting away that guy is
that easy. Either that or its those
damn 'roids he puts in his Corn Flakes.
BB: You
are so gonna be sued for slander at the rate you're going.
Guns bringing Randalls up to his feet, hooks him in a front facelock.
Goes for a suplex, no! Randalls
twists his body, landing behind Guns! Guns
turns around - OH! Randalls blasts
him in the midsection with a rolling savate kick!
Guns doubled over and Randalls rocks a high to low heel kick across the
back of his head! Randalls sits up
Guns and delivers a rolling neck snap! Randalls
brings Guns up to his feet, Irish Whip - WINDHAM TAGS GUNS!
Guns back off and Randalls catches him in a Japanese Arm Drag!
And Windham catches Randalls in a running bulldog just as he gets
up!
SB: The
Four Corners
match was designed for that purpose alone.
It provides an air of spontaneity. One
moment you could be three seconds away from winning the match, the next some
freak tag puts you in against a guy waiting fifteen minutes to rip your head
off!
BB: That
was actually insightful, Sammy…
SB: It
was? I mean, of course it was!
BB: Windham
not wasting any time on Randalls, brings him up to his feet and peppers him
with a couple jabs and a Sweetwater, Texas Tornado Punch knocks down the Wolf!
Windham off the ropes, Randalls back up, but knocked down with a Windy
clothesline! Windham brings Randalls
up by the hair, hooks him - snap suplex! Windham
quickly to his feet, off the ropes…and a high elevation elbow drop right on
the chest! Windham hooks the leg!
ONE! TWO! NO! Randalls kicks
out! Windham stays on the offensive
bringing Randalls to his feet and blasting him with a forearm sending him back
into the turnbuckles! Windham
stalking in, but Randalls grabs him by the hair and reverses him into the
corner! Big knife edge chop by
Randalls! And another!
Windham scowling in pain…Randalls whips him across the ring into the
opposite corner and Randalls just charged in and MISSES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
LOVE tags RANDALLS! Windham
rolls up Randalls, but Worthington won't make the pinfall and LOVE IS ON THE TOP
AND FLIES OFF AND CRUSHES WINDHAM FROM BEHIND!
SB: Eddy Love
has a Ph.D in this type of match, Buckley! You
watched the tapes, you saw the mentor for this match!
BB: Worthington
having problems getting Randalls out of the ring, but Love is all over Windham
like a bee on honey! He's pounding on
him with lefts and rights! Love rips
Windham up, hooks him around the waist - INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!
AND LOVE FOLLOWS THAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
And now Love is struttin' around the fallen 'Lost Soul'!
SB: Like
I said, the next time it was personal! We've
all seen the tapes of Mark trying to attack Troy in the hospital…
BB: What
in the world are you talking about? THE
MAN WAS IN TEARS!
SB: Oh
don't give me that crap, Buckley! There's
a GOOD reason Love had to put a restraining order on that psycho!
BB: Windham
struggling to get up to his feet, Love blasts him with a boot to the gut -
JUMPING DDT! The Hurricane housed
him on that! Love quickly staying on
Windham, now taking him to his corner…
SB: Smartest
man alive, I say. We haven't seen
anyone else think of that.
BB: Love
now placing Windham up on the top rope! We
might be seeing some high-impact move here!
Love climbing up to the second turnbuckle, he plants a right hand for
good measure! He's hooking Mark for
a Superplex…but WINDHAM now hitting some serious right hands into Love's
ribcage! Love lets go of Windham,
and Mark crushes a right hand sending him flying down to the mat!
(CUTTO: MELISSA yelling at
LOVE to get up) LOVE staggers to his
feet in a daze AND WINDHAM FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK!
THAT KNOCKED LOVE ACROSS THE RING AND GUNS JUST TAGGED HIS FOOT!
And in certainly a long time it's MARK WINDHAM AND GUNS!!
SB: Where's
Manuel for this?
BB: I
don't think Juarez will ever step within the same state as Guns!
SB: What
he didn't speak English? That's no
crime.
BB: Guns
charging in and taking it to Windham with some right hands!
He whips him off the ropes, goes for a back body drop, but Windham with a
sunset flip! ONE! TWO!
GUNS POWERS OUT! Both men up
quickly and Guns misses a wild right and Windham
spears him into the mat! Windham
all over Guns with rapid fire rights across the skull!
Worthington
now counting to five! Windham
lets up, Guns staggering up and Windham
slides in behind him and nails a Back Suplex!
Windham
up first and he lays in a couple boots on Guns.
Brings Guns up by the hair and whips him off the ropes - CLAW!
CLAW! WINDHAM
LOCKS IN THE CLAW! SAN DIEGO
IN PANDEMONIUM! AND WAIT!
GUNS NOW COUNTERS BY GRABBING WINDHAM
BY THE THROAT…AND HE'S LIFTING WINDHAM
UP! WINDHAM
STILL HAS THAT CLAW ON…AND GUNS DROPS DOWN FACEFIRST WITH A MODIFIED
CHOKESLAM AND BREAKS THE HOLD! What
a counter by the 'STRONGEST Arms in the World'!
Windham
holding his hand in pain!
SB: Eddy
would've thought of something MUCH better. And
a lot more stylish to boot! But I'll
give it a 6 out of 10 considering it did break the hold.
BB: Guns
and Windham
down on the mat hurt! Both getting
up at the same time and Windham
comes over and hits a right hand! BUT
MARK YELLING IN PAIN! That hurt him
more than Guns! That right hand is
hurt, Sammy!
SB: He's
got a girlfriend doesn't he?
BB: Well,
we assume he and Sunshine…
SB: Well
at least he doesn't have THAT problem tonight…
BB: What
are you tal--YOU'RE SICK!
SB: Oh
sure! Like you wouldn't have thought
the same thing!
BB: Windham
storming around holding that right hand, Guns stalking over and he nails him
with a forearm! Guns grabs Windham, whips him off the ropes - missed clothesline!
Windham
gaining speed on the rebound and a DOUBLE NOGGIN' KNOCKER!
WINDHAM AND GUNS walking in circles!
LOVE TAGS WINDHAM! HE SLINGSHOTS OVER AND CHARGES!
BUT RANDALLS JUST REACHED OVER AND TAGGED GUNS - LOVE STOPS IN HIS TRACKS
BUG-EYED!
SB: GET
OUT! GET OUT!
BB: RANDALLS
CHARGES, BUT LOVE SIDESTEPS HIM AND HE HITS THE TURNBUCKLES!
SB: KILL
HIM! KILL HIM!
BB: Love
dancin' like Muhammed Ali jabbin' Randalls with a left and he WIIIINDS UP AND
NAILS A RIGHT SENDING HIM DOWN!
SB: And
don't think that hasn't been one of his mentors.
From what I've heard, him and Ali have lunch once a week!
BB:The fans on their feet for 'The Hurricane'!
Randalls scrambles up and charges, but Love catches him in a back body
drop! Love grabs Mike in a front
facelock - REVERSE NECKBREAKER! LOVE
COVERS! ONE! TWO! NO!
Love up first, brings Randalls up - hooks him…and has him up for a
Suplex…still holding him up there…(Fans start cheering!) STILL HAS HIM UP
THERE!
SB: THIS
ISN'T DELAYED, IT’S A POSTPONEMENT!
BB: ….STILL
HAS HIM UP…AND NOW LOVE COMES CRASHING DOWN!
The fans applauding that display of technical wrestling by LOVE!
Randalls staggers up, but falls into the corner in a daze and Love
charges in and HITS A MONKEY FLIP! Randalls
up groggily, LOVE with a kick to the gut! Randalls
doubled over, LOVE RUNS OFF THE ROPES…DIAMOND CUTTER!
The fans going nuts as Love is taking it to the vile 'Wolf'!
SB: He's
vowed to rid the CSWA of this foul, diseased piece of trash - we can only hope
its tonight!
BB: Love
brings Randalls to his feet and hooks him…SLINGSHOT SUPLEX!
Love back up quickly bounces off the ropes and a jumping legdrop!
Love with a cocky cover! ONE!
TWO! THAT'S ALL!
Love bringing Randalls up by his hair, which isn't much because…
SB: Don't
even go there, Buckley. That story
made too many people cry…
BB: Ok,
ok. Should I call you JJ, now?
SB: Whatever
Buckley…if that is your real name!
BB: Love
hooks Randalls and hits a front backbreaker!
He covers again! One! Two!
No! Love picks up Randalls and backs
him into the Wolf's corner and nails a chop!
(CROWD:WHOO!) A
lot of Steven Flair fans out there tonight!
Love now talking smack and he nails another chop!
And look at Randalls he's smiling! He's
yelling at Eddy to hit him harder!
SB: WHAT…A…FREAK.
BB: EDDY
CLIMBS UP ON THE TURNBUCKLES AND IS NOW POUNDING RANDALLS WITH RIGHT HANDS!
Love jumps down, Irish whip and Randalls crashes into the turnbuckles and
Love comes careening in with a running knee!
Love now yelling at Randalls some more!
These two just downright hate each other!
SB: Yeah,
cutting of Love's hair will get on his good side.
And I won't even go into dressing Mikey up in pigtails…
BB: Love bringing Randalls out, hooks him in a
facelock - goes for a Suplex, but Randalls counters and lands on his feet and
has LOVE HOOKED IN A FULL NELSON! LOVE
slams his head backwards breaking the hold!
Love off the ropes, Randalls goes for a hiptoss, but LOVE COUNTERS WITH A
CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! NO!
Both men up, Love with a boot - NO! Randalls
catches it, spins Love around and goes for a Back Suplex, but Love lands on his
feet and rolls Randalls up! ONE!
TWO! NO! Both men up again, Love
swings a right hand, but Randalls catches it and hooks his arm under him!
OH! RANDALLS JUST CAME ACROSS WITH A TOMAHAWK CHOP ON LOVE'S CHESTPLATE!
LOVE staggering around and RANDALLS blasts him with a side kick to the
right kneecap, OH! A HAND THRUST RIGHT TO THE THROAT! AND A JUMPING SPIN KICK
RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING!
SB: Oh
god, get up Eddy…get up!
BB: This
isn't the situation Love wanted to find himself in!
Love staggers up, BUT RANDALLS HITS A SLIDING DROPKICK AND LOVES SLAMS
INTO THE BARRICADE AND FALLS DOWN! RANDALLS
up on the apron…HE RUNS OFF AND HITS A SUICIDE HEADBUTT RIGHT ONTO LOVE'S
HEAD! Even the WOLF HATERS are going
nuts after that high risk move!
SB: A
woodchipper could've been there and he'd jump at it!
BB: Randalls
getting up first a little shaken, but Love is hurt!
Randalls brings him up, slips behind in a waistlock - RELEASE GERMAN
SUPLEX ON THE CEMENT! JIMINY
CRICKET! Randalls stalking over to
Love and he grabs him and rolls him in the ring!
Randalls follows in and Love in a world of hurt!
That facepaint is almost all gone, but that's not stopping the 'WAR'
tonight!
SB: You
know Buckley, sometimes I just wish YOU'D SHUT THE HELL UP!
BB: Randalls
measuring Love and bounces off the ropes…
WINDHAM
TAGGED HIM! RANDALLS NOT PAYING
ATTENTION! Randalls stops in his
tracks and decks
Windham
with a right hand!
Worthington
trying to get Randalls out of there since it was a legal tag, but RANDALLS JUST
PUSHED HIM AWAY! Randalls with a
chop on Windham! Windham
returns a right hand! AND HERE
COMES GUNS WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! AND
THE JUST ROCKED BOTH MEN AND ALL THREE WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!
THIS PLACE IS GOING INFERNO! All
three up and RANDALLS JUST LEAPT ONTO GUNS, BUT GETS CAUGHT IN A SPINEBUSTER
SLAM! Guns laying the boots to
Randalls!
SB: I
love it Buckley! All the while, EDDY
GETS THE REST HE DESERVES!
BB: Not
for long, as Mark escapes the foray and is on the apron!
Love is up, but still a little shaken!
But not enough to not meet
Windham
with a running knee as he climbs through the ropes!
Meanwhile, Guns hasn't laid off of Randalls!
He's one of the few men in this sport willing to take Randalls on - no
matter the turf!
SB: Told
'ya he ain't too smart…
BB: Guns
has Randalls slung over his shoulder and runs and CRUSHES RANDALLS AGAINST THE
RINGPOST! HE STILL HAS HIM
UP…RUNNING POWERSLAM ON THE CEMENT! Back
in the ring, Love pounding away on Mark with some boots!
Brings him up to his feet, hooks him…NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
ONE! TWO! NO!
Windham
powers out! (CUTTO:
GUNS whips RANDALLS into the steel barricade as fans go nuts!
Trying to get their mugs on camera!)
Love up quickly, and drops down with an axehandle on Windham's chest! Love brings Mark up, and
scoops him up…carrying him over…and slams him down close to the corner!
Love quickly hops up to the second turnbuckle...NOW GOING UP TOP!
LOVE FLIES OFF WITH A SOUTH CAROLINA
JAM! RIGHT ON THE MONEY!
SB: This
is EXACTLY what Eddy must've wanted, Buckley!
A chance to take it to Mark for his buddy Troy! Lord knows how proud
Troy
must be right now!
BB: GUNS
is DESTROYING Randalls outside the ring! Now
grabbing Randalls by the hair and repeatedly smashing his head into that
barricade! GUNS still holding onto
his hair and he just THROWS HIM HEADFIRST INTO A RINGPOST!
Love dragging Windham
into the middle of the ring! And he
drops a knee right across the forehead!
Windham
jumps to his feet in obvious pain! Love
stalks behind him and hooks him - KNEEBREAKER!
Windham
crumples to the mat! Love grabs
that right leg he just smashed and drops a legdrop on it!
SB: Now
we're gonna find out why Eddy Love goes to the fair and comes home with
the…
BB: Yeah,
yeah yeah. Love grabs ahold of the
leg again and places it on the mat…he now kneels over…kicks his legs up into
the air…and drops a knee right down across The Lost Soul's leg!
(CUTTO: GUNS setting up a
table outside the ring! RANDALLS on
the ground facefirst!) Love now
giving a signal to the crowd!
SB: TAKE
HIM TO SCHOOL EDDY!
BB: This
place is in hysteria and LOVE LOCKS ON A FIGURE FOUR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
RING!
WINDHAM
SCREAMING IN PAIN! LOVE HAVING THE
TIME OF HIS LIFE! And what's going
on outside? (SFX:
TABLE BREAKING!) HOLY TOLEDO! GUNS JUST CHOKESLAMMED RANDALLS THROUGH THAT TABLE!
And now he just spit on him too! Guns
turns around to go back towards the ring, BUT RANDALLS JUST TRIPS HIM UP AND
GUNS FALLS FACEFIRST ON THE APRON!
SB: Friggin'
Timex…
BB: Randalls
using the barricade to get himself up on his feet - and HE'S A BLOODY MESS!
GUNS MUST'VE MAULED HIM! GUNS
getting up, shakes out the cobwebs and HE'S PISSED!
He just pointed at Randalls and made a CUTTHROAT MOTION!
RANDALLS using the barricade to hold himself up, BUT HE'S MOTIONING FOR
GUNS TO FIGHT! WINDHAM
still in LOVE's stranglehold grasp! Guns
looking back in the ring, now…and he just waved Randalls off and climbed up
back onto the apron! Both of them
stare coldly at each other as Randalls struggles up onto the apron, obviously
wanting to fight still! He's still
talking to Guns, who isn't having a problem yelling back!
SB: Randalls
doesn't care if its in or out of the ring, Buckley - he's here for different
reasons than ALL of us. I think Guns
just had that epiphany and realized he can't win this match getting into it with
Randalls like that…as much he'd love to.
BB: Love
still with that figure four locked in and Worthington
asking if Windham
wants to give this up, but he's shaking his head no!
Windham's shoulders fall to the mat! ONE!
TWO! NO! WINDHAM
sits up HOWLING in pain! Love
arching back as much as he can! Windham's shoulders fall to the mat again! ONE!
TWO! THRRRNO! NO! WINDHAM
shoots up like a dart, trying to hold on the best he can!
The San Diego Sports Arena are clapping their hands in an effort to pump
up Mark Windham!
SB: What
are you talking about, they're clapping 'cause Eddy is about to make him
blackout!
BB: Windham
falls again! ONE!
TWO! AND GUNS JUST BROKE IT
UP! GUNS now laying some boots to
LOVE! And here comes RANDALLS!
Bloody and all pops Guns with a right hand!
Guns with a right hand! Guns
with another! Randalls blocks the
third and delivers a stiff hand thrust to the throat sending Guns staggering
away! Love now getting up and
RANDALLS EXPLODES WITH A CRESCENT KICK ON HIS JAW!
Worthington
trying to push Randalls out of the way and RANDALLS JUST TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE
RING!
SB: DQ
THE BASTARD! RING THE BELL
!
BB: I
don't think so, you can't just have three winners!
SB: JUST
GIVE IT TO EDDY!
BB: Worthingon
landed hard and he's being tended to! Windham
limping up to his feet and Randalls kicks his legs out from under him!
Love and Guns staggering up - and GUNS EXPLODES ON LOVE WITH A FLYING
SHOULDERBLOCK! Randalls dragging Windham
into the center of the ring - he's a wounded bird in there and The Wolf can
taste the blood!
SB: Be a
little more cliché, ass.
BB: What?
Guns brings Love to his feet - Irish Whip and A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!
Randalls stomping on that leg of Windham! And now he's going for a Figure
Four of his own, but Windham
kicks him away and into the turnbuckles! And
now Guns charges at Randalls and clotheslines him from behind!
Guns rips Randalls out of the corner and stuffs him between his legs - OH
CHRIST! SPINNING POWERBOMB BY GUNS!
RANDALLS was flattened!
Windham
up on his feet, Love too - Love grabs the right leg of
Windham
, but he counters with an enziguiri kick out of nowhere!
Guns whips Randalls off the ropes (CROWD EXPLODES!) HE'S GOT HIM UP IN A
PRESS SLAM!
SB: CLEAR
THE THIRD ROW! CLEAR THE THIRD
ROW!
BB: RANDALLS
RAKED HIS EYES AND THAT CAUSES GUNS TO DROP HIM DOWN FACEFIRST!
AND WINDHAM
GRABS GUNS - IMPLANT D! D! TEEEE! Love
up to his feet and he grabs Windham
from behind and plants him with a Back Suplex!
And now starts stomping on him like a rented mule!
It's mass chaos in that ring right now!
Randalls using the ropes to get to his feet, Love now strutting around,
BUT RANDALLS CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE!
SB: HEY!
LET THE MAN STRUT!
BB: Randalls
up to his feet and he goes to the corner and he's ripping the turnbuckle pad
off! What in hell is going through
his head right now?
SB: BLLLOOOD…PAAAIIIIN…I
AM THE DEVIL!
BB: Thanks,
Sam.
SB: I've
been taking classes.
BB: Randalls
grabs Love and RAMS HIM FACEFIRST ON THE EXPOSED STEEL!
SB: Not
the face! NOT THE FACE!
BB: Over
and OVER!
SB: STOP!
STOP HIM!
BB: Love
walking out in a stagger and he's BUSTED WIDE OPEN!
SB: Like
Teri Melton on prom night!
BB: That's
gonna put you in her doghouse…
SB: If
you mean by doghouse in her bed…
BB: No,
no I don't. Ben Worthington being
helped back into the ring by ringside crew, still a little groggy!
I don't think he's in any shape to control where this match has gone!
Randalls hooks Love - FULL NELSON/RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
His body just folded like an accordion!
Randalls quickly up AND HE'S HOOKED IN THE DEVASTATOR!
HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Worthington
is trying to break it up 'cause Randalls isn't the legal man!
RANDALLS isn't breaking the hold!
SB: Oh
please God, don't make him snap NOW. For
the sake of all things EDDY LOVE, please save him!
BB: Help
might be coming…'CAUSE GUNS IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE!
AND THE THREE HUNDRED POUNDER JUST FLEW OFF WITH A SUICIDE ELBOW INTO
RANDALLS' EXPOSED RIB CAGE! Love,
Randalls and Guns in a pile of strewn bodies!
Windham
slowly up to his feet, limping less now! He
rolls Love out of the pile and goes for the cover!
ONE! TWO! GUNS BREAKS IT UP! GUNS
now grabs Windham
- BOSSMAN SLAM! Randalls staggering
up and Guns rips him with a clothesline! Guns
grabs Randalls by his bloody scalp and rams him into that exposed steel!
Windham
and Love, the two legal men are down and out! Guns repeatedly ramming Randalls!
(with crowd!) SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
SB: Between
Mike and Eddy, we could've had a American Red Cross charity blood drive
tonight!
BB: Guns
lets him go and Randalls staggers out, Guns with a boot to the gut and off the
ropes - RUNNING BIONIC KNEELIFT! RANDALLS
IS OUT! Guns rips Randalls and
throws him into the corner - AVALANCHE CLOTHESLINE!
Guns with another Irish whip into the STEEL turnbuckles!
Randalls JUST HOWLED in pain! Guns
coming in full speed - RANDALLS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!
GUNS WENT IN WITH HIS BIONIC KNEE AND IT HIT STEEL!
GUNS has crumpled to the mat IN SERIOUS PAIN, folks!
Randalls rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs Guns' legs and OH!
(crowd groans and moans!) That had
to hurt!
SB: He's
gonna be singing soprano…
BB: Randalls
just grabbed Guns' legs and pulled him forward right on that ringpost, and Guns
is in serious pain! Randalls grabs
the leg with the metal knee and OH! JUST
SLAMS IT AGAINST THE RINGPOST! AND
AGAIN! Randalls up on the apron -
AND HERE IT COMES - HE'S HOOKED IN A RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR!
SB: This
man has no ends to his means, does he?
BB: Guns
howling out in pain, now! Windham
struggling to come over, BUT LOVE ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!
ONE! TWO!
NO! Both men stagger up, Love
with a right hand - NO! BLOCKED!
WINDHAM
WITH A RIGHT! ANOTHER!
ANOTHER! Windham
off the ropes AND HE NAILS A SPINNING CLOTHESLINE!
Worthington
quickly telling security to get Randalls off of Guns!
Two security guards are trying to pry Randalls off of Guns!
SB: Who
cares about Guns? GET THEM TO HELP
EDDY!
BB: Windham
whips Love off the ropes - STUN GUN! HE
ALMOST GOT DECAPITATED! Windham
now climbing up to the top rope! Eddy
up…FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY WINDHAM! Windham
gets up and he's going to the opposite corner and GOING UP TOP AGAIN!
Security has finally pulled Randalls off of Guns, but the damage is done!
And they're forcing Randalls back to his corner…and NOW WHAT IS HE
DOING?
SB: I
don't like the looks of this…
BB: Randalls
is on his knees, looking for something in his cloak!
Meanwhile, Windham
trying to keep his balance on that top turnbuckle, but his hurt knee is giving
him problems! Eddy is up and is
staggering around and fell against the ropes!
OHMYGOD! WINDHAM
JUST LOST HIS BALANCE AND MAY BE SINGING SOPRANO TOO!
HE GOT SPREAD EAGLED ON THE TURNBUCKLES!
And I think Randalls found what's he's looking for!
Security trying to help Guns up, but here comes The Wolf!
HE JUST HIT ONE OF 'EM WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK!
The other just backs out of there, he wants no part of the psycho!
What's in his hands? ARE
THOSE HANDCUFFS!?!?
SB: Oh
(BLEEP). This isn't good…
BB: RANDALLS
HAS HANDCUFFS! He just HANDCUFFED
GUNS to the BOTTOM ROPE OUTSIDE! On
the inside, LOVE crushes Windham
with a right hand! And now he's
climbing up too! He's on top with
Mark! Hooks in a Suplex
position…he's got him UP…(CROWD EXPLODES!) HE JUST DROPPED HIM FROM THE TOP
ROPE WITH A BRAINBUSTER! A TOP ROPE
BRAINBUSTER BY LOVE! WINDHAM
IS TWITCHING!
SB: IT'S
OVER BUCKLEY! HAHA!
BB: RANDALLS
HAS A CHAIR! (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) HE
JUST PLASTERED GUNS OVER THE HEAD! LOVE
COVERS WINDHAM! ONE! TWO!
THREEENOOOO! NO! NO!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WINDHAM
GOT A SHOULDER UP!
SB: That
was the SLOWEST count I've EVER seen! First
Juarez, NOW WORTHINGTON,
is being PAID OFF!
BB: (SFX:
CHAIRSHOT!) Randalls is CREAMING GUNS with that chair!
He's busted him wide open! Love
brings a practically unconscious Mark Windham up to his feet - hooks him and
drives him down with an IMPLANT DDT! Randalls
has dropped the chair FINALLY and security rushes in and are trying to pry Guns
loose! But he's been hurt badly now!
LOVE MAKING A CUTTHROAT MOTION - HE'S GONNA END IT RIGHT HERE!
SB: A
LIVING LEGEND ABOUT TO BE KILLED! THE LEGEND KILLER LIVES BABY!
BB: Love
stuffs Windham
between his legs we're gonna see the HURRICANE PILEDRIVER RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT NOW! WAIT! WAIT!
RANDALLS JUST ROLLED IN THE RING! HE'S
GOT LOVE FROM BEHIND!
SB: NO! NO! NO!
BB: RANDALLS
DROPS LOVE WITH A REVERSE DDT! Randalls
picks up Love and OH! HIGH THRUST KICK ON THE JAW!
LOVE IN A DAZE - WINDHAM
HAS HIM! HE LOCKS HIM IN A CLAW!
THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS! WINDHAM
LIFTS EDDY UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN IN THAT CLAW!
HE'S OUT OF IT!
WINDHAM
LETS GO AND HOOKS THE LEG!
SB: And
NOW RANDALLS EXITS! THAT’S
BULL(BLEEP!)
BB: ONE!
TWO! THREEEEEEEE! WINDHAM
GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! RANDALLS is
going BACK into his cloak, Sammy! (SFX:
Repeated bell!) WINDHAM
HAS WON THE MATCH! He's lying down
SPENT! RANDALLS HAS ANOTHER SET OF
HANDCUFFS! He looks over at Windham
and pushes him out of the ring! RANDALLS
picking up Eddy - AND HE JUST BLASTED HIM WITH THE HANDCUFFS!
SB: HASN'T
HE DONE ENOUGH!?
BB: SWEET
MELISSA rushing in the ring, but RANDALLS just pushed her away!
RANDALLS GRABS EDDY AND HE'S HANDCUFFED HIM TO THE ROPES!
NOW GUNS AND LOVE ARE HANDCUFFED! (CROWD buzzes and then ROARS! CUTTO:
ELI FLAIR limping down the ramp!)
SB: WHAT
IN THE HELL?
BB: ELI
FLAIR IS COMING! Randalls rolling
out of the ring, he's got a chair again and he runs at GUNS…security dives out
of the way! (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) HE
JUST CROWNED HIM! He now throws the
chair into the ring as Flair gets in there!
Eli picks up the chair, looks at Sweet Melissa with a SICK GRIN!
She's getting out of there and now making a beeline for the back!
SB: That
bastard set EDDY UP!
BB: Flair
measuring Love…(SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) OH HE JUST BLASTED HIM ACROSS THE HEAD!
WE NEED HELP!
SB: HELP?
WE NEED THE FRIGGIN' POLICE!
BB: Randalls
has a mic…
(CUTTO: RANDALLS
right in GUNS' face…)
RANDALLS: Did
you forget the way it's played, Guns? An
EYE for an EYE, a TOOTH for a TOOTH - ain't that the foundation we're ALL built
on here? It must've been real nice
all those weeks leading up to ANNIVERSARY. Knowing
you wouldn't show until the end. Knowing
that your first shot at me would be at my back.
Laying me out, gloating over me like I was some big piece of flesh you
just shot. Well, WELCOME BACK.
NO MASK. NO MYSTERY.
You wanna (BLEEP) me from behind? Two
can play that game easy. There's a
WAR going down, here. You're
dangerously coming close to crossing that line.
I suggest you walk away while we're even, 'cause if you choose to cross
the path I'm walking… (RANDALLS
taps GUNS' knee with a sadistic grin on his face)
Chances are you're gonna fall to a place you can't climb out of…
(RANDALLS rolls in the ring as FLAIR crowns LOVE with
another chairshot…)
RANDALLS: As
for you, Ed. I have nothing, but
this to say. You want to find my
enemies? Well guess what pal?
I CAN FIND YOURS TOO. (RANDALLS
throws the mic out of the ring)
BB: I
don't know what to say, Randalls has lost it again…
SB: He
set Eddy up!
BB: Apparently
'cause Love did the same…Mark Windham is climbing back in the ring - AND WHOA!
(CROWD EXPLODES!) HE JUST SPEARED FLAIR!
HE'S ALL OVER HIM! RANDALLS
PULLS HIM OFF, BUT MARK BLASTS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!
WINDHAM
BACK ON FLAIR! AND RANDALLS JUST
TACKLED
WINDHAM
AND THEY FELL OUT OF THE RING! WINDHAM
AND RANDALLS ARE HAVING A DONNEYBROOK in the aisle!
HERE COMES THE
CALVARY! SECURITY!
THE LOCKER ROOM! SWEET
MELISSA SHOUTING AT THEM ALL! They're
separating RANDALLS and WINDHAM!
WINDHAM
IS LIVID! FLAIR now pushes down WINDHAM
and THEY'RE BRAWLING! Cut to
commercial?! ARE YOU KIDDING
ME!?!?