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CSWA PRIMETIME  returns to San Diego!

Featuring:

CSWA World:  Aho vs. Sight
Four Corners Grudge Match:  Randalls vs. GUNS vs. Mark Windham vs. Love
US:  Hornet vs. "Triple X" Sean Stevens
Unified Tag:  Simply Stunning vs. The Professionals
Greensboro:  Southern vs. DeVille
Tsunami vs. Storm
Melton vs. Cruise
Kin Hiroshi vs. "Fearless" Jones
Paul Michaels vs. Machine

PLUS
The Retirement of "Good God" Kevin Powers! 

APRIL EVENTS

Other April events you shouldn't miss:

WWL Birmingham

UEW Prime

UCW Havoc

IWF Aftermath

CWWF Madness

CPW Flash

 


(FADEIN:  San Diego Sports Arena - the crowd buzzing with anticipation for the next match.  CUTTO:  BUCKLEY and BENSON in the announcing booth.  BENSON has a plate of food and a pitcher of margaritas in front of him.  He's wearing a bib as well.  BUCKLEY rolls his eyes at him and turns to the camera.)

BB: Well, what a night this has been Sammy as we head into the final match before the Main Event between Wicked Sight and the current CSWA World Heavyweight Champion, Evan Aho!

SB: Buckley, let's get two things straight.  First, it’s an outrage that any match Eddy Love is in not be slated as the main event ANYWHERE.  Second, Aho is not REALLY the champion.  He's just keeping the belt under good conditions until Eddy takes it back home.

BB: Well this next match certainly is one of the more INTRIGUING matches of 2002.  There's a lot of bad blood meeting up in this ring.

SB: There's more bad blood than a monkey in Africa!  But does it really matter, Buckley?

BB: Well…

SB: Let me stop you right there.  NO, IT DOESN'T!  'Cause tonight will be remembered as the day all the legends died!  Someone find Don MacLean, he needs to write a sequel.  Bye Bye, they're all gonna die 'cause Eddy's bringin' home the Teddy tonight!  Me?  I'm just gonna enjoy these fish tacos and margaritas.

BB: I just hope that's fish…and exactly HOW did you get fish tacos in the Sea World Arena?  I know they weren't selling them around here....

SB:  No comment.

BB: Fans, this next match...well, it could be a classic, a tragedy, a brawl... all rolled up into one.  It's almost unthinkable to be able to put this much talent in a ring at once.  Between them they've held multiple CSWA World Championships, EN World Title, US, Presidential, Unified Tag, and that's just here in the CSWA!  Plus, one man in there represents three times as the Unified World Champion.  Let's send it down to Rhubarb.


Backstage, the cameras find Eddy Love as he's preparing to head to the ring.  Love leaves his locker room and heads for the production area.  The cameras begin to pull away, but suddenly someone can be seen calmly walking toward Love's dressing room.  The mysterious man--whose face cannot be seen--reaches out and opens the door with a gloved hand.  The stranger enters the locker room and the cameras attempt to follow.  The camera man swings the door open, but no one can be seen.  The camera is panned around the room in search of the man when suddenly a chair can be seen being swung at the camera.  The crunch of shattered glass and broken electronics is heard and the camera drops to the floor.  The still-unrevealed intruder grabs the camera man and runs his head into the brick wall of the locker room, sending him down like a shot.  The mystery assailant rummages around the room a few moments, the damaged camera blinking in and out as he does so.  Finally the man seems to find what he's looking for and heads for the door.  As he walks by the camera, the last thing seen is the man's foot crashing down onto the camera, sending the picture to static.  (Fade out.)

FOUR CORNERS GRUDGE MATCH

"Devastating" Mike Randalls" vs.
"The Strongest Arms In The World" GUNS vs.
"Hurricane" Eddy Love vs.
"The Living Legend" Mark Windham

(CUTTO:  RHUBARB JONES - front and center in the ring, house mic in hand.  Referee BEN WORTHINGTON stands behind him.)

RJ: This next match is scheduled for ONE FALL with a THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT!  It has been stipulated as a FOUR CORNERS MATCH (SFX: loud pop!), where the only way to enter the ring is to be tagged in by one of your opponents.  The match will end on the first pinfall or submission inside the ring.  The senior official for this match will be BENJAMIN WORTHINGTON!  (SFX: small pop!)  Introducing our first competitor…

(SFX:  Rapid firing AK-47's and Machine Guns!  CUEUP:  'Bad to the Bone' - George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers!  (SFX: HUGE pop!) CUTTO:  The Video Wall - A rapid of succession of fired bullets leave smoking holes on a black board spelling out G-U-N-S!  CUTTO:  ANNIVERSARY 2001 - GUNS ripping off his mask standing on the second turnbuckle!)

RJ: Hailing from San Antonio , Texas !  He comes into this match weighing just over 300 pounds!  He is a multi-time WORLD CHAMPION, including the now defunct EN World Heavyweight Championship and a former CSWA World Champion!  The straw that stirs the drink, CEO of Third Row, Inc.!  'THE STRONGEST ARMS IN THE WORRRRRRLD' THIS! IS GUNNNNNSSSSS!

(CUTTO:  The arena goes black to screams, when all of a sudden an arsenal of fireworks go off by the entrance ramp as GUNS walks out with hands on hips and a gigantic smirk on his face and a huge ovation!  The spotlight follows GUNS down the ramp as he starts pointing to the marked out fans in third row!  GUNS is wearing camouflage trunks, green boots and a black brace to protect his bionic knee.  GUNS steps through the ropes and starts flexing as fireworks go off over his head!)

SB: Everything we are witnessing right now is all due to the benevolence of one, Eddy Love.  In fact, I hope tonight GUNS takes that mic after Eddy has shown all three of these washed-up fools who the man is, and APOLOGIZES for all the unkind remarks he's made.  Nevermind I hope he BEGS!

(CUTTO:  The arena goes completely black - more screams!  Gradually, a very dim red light comes over the arena.  CUTTO:  The Video Wall - A wolf running full-speed amongst a moonlit forest.  It comes to a full stop on a cliff looking at a full moon...the picture fades to black...and in red, burning letters 'THE WOLF' fades onto the screen.  CUTTO:  JONES in the ring…barely seen 'cause of the lighting…)

RJ: The next competitor hails from the Mojave Desert in southwestern California .  (CUEUP:  'The Green Manalishi' by Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac)  Weighing in at 255 pounds, he is a former EN World Heavyweight Champion as well as a 3-time Unified World Heavyweight Champion.  Here is 'THE WOLF'!  MIIIIIIKE RANDALLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!

(CUTTO:  The red lights start dimming and fading out, and come back to the original dim red lighting.  CUTTO:  RANDALLS now at the entrance on the ramp (SFX: LOUD boos!) standing motionless in his black cloak with a cloud of smoke around him.  He takes off the hood, revealing his face painted with a black base and red lines under his eyes, on his forehead and down his nose.  RANDALLS walks barefoot, methodically down the ramp as sparklers shoot up right behind him after every step, until he reaches the apron where fireworks shoot out of the ringposts as the houselights come on!  RANDALLS takes off his cloak and throws it in his corner.  He's wearing red nylon drawstring pants with a wolf insignia taking up the right leg and Chinese markings going down the left leg.  RANDALLS enters the ring and GUNS walks right across and they meet halfway in a staredown as the crowd starts getting livid!)

BB: I don't think these two have seen eye to eye in over THREE years and there is certainly NO love lost!  Both competitors NOT even blinking right now!  Tonight isn't just gonna be any match, it's gonna be a war!  (CUEUP:  'Whole Lotta Love' - Led Zeppelin - GIGANTIC POP!)

SB: We're saved!  We're saved!  (CUTTO:  RANDALLS and GUNS disengage and retreat to their corners, both scowling)

RJ: Introducing next from the Gamecock (SFX: Benson snickers) state of SOUTH CAROLINA !  (CUTTO:  A huge heart surrounds the squared circle!  CUTTO:  A similar heart being lasered onto the entrance curtains!  SFX:  Fans stomping and clapping!)  He is a former CSWA World Heavyweight Champion and UNIFIED Tag Team Champion!  The man that goes to the fair and brings home the Teddy Bear! (BENSON V/O:  Damn straight)  One-half of God's greatest gift to women everywhere - PLAYBOYS Inc.! (SFX:  Women shrieking!) Accompanied by the vivacious SWEEEEET MELISSA!  (SFX: Catcalls!)  The MAN!  The MYTH!  The LEGEND….KILLER!  'HURRICAAAYNE'!  ED-DEEEE!  LLLLLLLLLUVVVVVVVVVVVV!

(CUTTO:  The whole F'n place just lights up with fireworks!  CUTTO:  The Video Wall - LOVE hitting another hapless victim with a Hurricane Piledriver!  LOVE and TROY fargo strutting down the ramp!  CUTTO:  LOVE walks out behind MELISSA through the laser-light pink heart, looks up at the Wall and salutes the picture!  As fireworks keep going off, LOVE grabs MELISSA by the hand and they both give a spin soaking up the ovation!  LOVE is wearing a long, velor red robe with silver rhinestones glittering off the lights.  On the back reads 'Hurricane' in cursive.  MELISSA is wearing a short, tight black little number that leaves some men slack-jawed as she struts down the ramp with LOVE walking behind talking smack, pointing to the ring, slapping hands all the way down!  MELISSA sits on the second rope and LOVE enters the ring and fargo struts right to the center, spins and smirks at Guns!  Spins again and makes a cutthroat motion to Randalls!  LOVE takes off the robe, he's wearing red trunks, red knee braces and red boots….LOVE raises his arms up to the cheers of the crowd!  CUEUP:  The five-note repetition Close Encounters of the Third Kind theme!  CUTTO:  THE CROWD LOSES IT!  LOVE's face turns to a scowl!)

SB: He interrupted Eddy!  NO LOVE for LOVE!  C'MON!

RJ: And our FINAL competitor!  (crowd seriously marking out at this point)  Hailing from the town of SWEETWATER, TEXAS!  A former member of America's Team, a former WORLD and UNITED STATES heavyweight champion!  (CUTTO:  The Video Wall - it only reads 'The Awakening' in burning letters on a black screen) The Human X-File, the LOST SOUL and the LIVING LEGEND - MARRRRRRRK! WINDHAMMMMMMMMMM!

(CUTTO:  WINDHAM steps out wearing only navy blue trunks and navy blue boots.  He stands motionless at the entrance as fireworks go off around him!  CUTTO:  The Video Wall - WINDHAM running to the ring during ANNIVERSARY 2001.  CUTTO:  WINDHAM sitting in a dark corner of an abandoned shack.  CUTTO:  The screen returns to the words 'The Awakening'  CUTTO:  WINDHAM does a quick neckroll and walks slowly down the ramp keeping his body low, so he can slap EVERY hand along the way!  WINDHAM gets up to the apron, slingshots himself over as the arena has just lost it at this point!  CUTTO:  LOVE holding his ears and scowling!)

BB: Well, the introductions are done for each of these four superstars…

SB: I can't believe that loontard had the AUDACITY to interrupt Love before the second Strut!  That's good luck for him, y'know!

BB: If you say so!  All four men are now standing in the ring with Referee Ben Worthington.  Each man selected a straw earlier tonight, the two shortest starting off the match and it looks like that's gonna be (pauses) EDDY LOVE and GUNS!  Oh wow!  What a way to start off!  These two have been lacing into each other verbally the past two weeks!  (SFX: bell!)  And we're underway!  Randalls and Windham exit to their respective corners as Love and Guns circle the ring!  Both men already talking trash in there, I don't think that'll stop from either side all night!

SB: Hey Eddy just didn't realize that he opened a Gumms disease on the CSWA - I hear it spreads from his mouth to people's ears.

BB: Very funny.  Collar and elbow tie up and Guns bulls Love right against the ropes and Worthington calls for a break.  Guns has an immense advantage in the strength department over all competitors…

SB: Too bad the 'roids destroyed any brains he has left.  We're talking about a guy that likes the smell of piss.

BB: I think you misunderstood his point, Sammy.  Not that it was a good point....

SB: It was piss, Buckley.  Not a debate.

BB: Love and Guns lock up again, Love quickly slips behind in a waistlock and takes him down on the mat and applies a side headlock!  Guns quickly pushes himself to his feet, uses the ropes to hammer throw Eddy.  Guns misses with a clothesline, Eddy stops dead in the tracks and hits a dropkick sending the big man staggering back!  Love quickly to his feet, grabs and whips Guns off the ropes and delivers a back body drop!  Guns quickly to his feet and Love hits a dropkick square on the jaw knocking Guns down!

SB: No matter how big those arms may be, no matter how psychotic Mikey and Mark have become - NOBODY wrestles like Eddy Love!

BB: Come off it already.  Guns back up, but Love catches a quick boot to the gut and a swinging neckbreaker!  Love quickly up to his feet and he's doin' the Playboys strut out there!  (crowd goes wild!)

SB: That one was for good luck.  The next time it's gonna be personal.

BB: Guns getting back on his knees, Love comes over and fires a hard right hand!  Love now talking smack as he brings Guns to his feet, Irish Whip!  NO!  REVERSED! AND GUNS NEARLY BREAKS LOVE IN HALF WITH A SPINEBUSTER!

SB: Jesus…

BB: You said it, Sammy!  If Guns didn't land on Love he might've bounced five feet up in the air he hit the mat so hard!

SB:I need a drink…NOW!

BB: Easy, Sammy.  Now Guns doing the smack talk, brings Love to his feet scoops him up with ONE ARM and SLAMS HIM DOWN!  Love holding his back in pain and Guns lays down the combat boots right to the Playboy!  Love fighting to his feet and Guns crashes down with an axehandle across the back knocking Eddy to his knees.  Guns off the ropes, but Love catches him with a right to the gut!  And another one!  Love with a drop toe hold taking down Guns!  Love quickly trying to lock in a Boston Crab, but Guns grabs the ropes!

SB: Seriously though, when did the CSWA give up on drug testing?  Between Randalls and Guns, there's probably enough chemicals in this match to kill a small country!

BB: Guns up on his feet, but Love charges in and cracks a forearm on his jaw!  Love now with an Irish Whip into the corner, NO!  Guns with another reversal and Love hits the turnbuckles hard!

SB: Not THAT corner!

BB: THAT'S THE WOLF'S CORNER!  AND HE JUST TAGGED LOVE, only with a FIST!  AND WORTHINGTON CALLS IT A TAG!  Love just lunged at Randalls who dropped off the apron!

SB: If that set the tone for how guys are getting tagged in, alert the medics now.

BB: And the fans are on their feet as Randalls slowly enters the ring!  On the other side, Guns is leaning forward tellin' him to bring it on!  Obviously, the time off isn't anything of a problem for Guns as he's been ready, willing and able so far!

SB: It’s a good thing the CSWA banned wooden chairs from its arenas too.  We don't want those broken around these two.

BB: Collar and elbow tie-up, no!  Guns kicks Randalls in the gut and crushes down with a club of a forearm across his back!  Randalls on his knees, and Guns cracks him in the skull with that bionic knee!

SB: He must be thanking Mike for it, personally as usual.

BB: Guns grabs Randalls by the hair - Irish Whip, NO!  Guns nearly takes his head off with a short-arm clothesline!  Randalls down on the mat, Guns off the ropes and he drops a vicious elbow drop right on his chest.  Guns quickly up, measures Randalls and drops that bionic knee right across his forehead!  Randalls writhing around, Guns picks him up - double underhook…DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!  What impact!  Guns not wasting time, here.  Rips Randalls up by the head, throws him off the ropes and catches him with a quick powerslam!  Guns hooks the leg, ONE!  T--NO!  Randalls easily kicking out!

SB: Maybe Guns has been out of it a little too long to think that putting away that guy is that easy.  Either that or its those damn 'roids he puts in his Corn Flakes.

BB: You are so gonna be sued for slander at the rate you're going.  Guns bringing Randalls up to his feet, hooks him in a front facelock.  Goes for a suplex, no!  Randalls twists his body, landing behind Guns!  Guns turns around - OH!  Randalls blasts him in the midsection with a rolling savate kick!  Guns doubled over and Randalls rocks a high to low heel kick across the back of his head!  Randalls sits up Guns and delivers a rolling neck snap!  Randalls brings Guns up to his feet, Irish Whip - WINDHAM TAGS GUNS!  Guns back off and Randalls catches him in a Japanese Arm Drag!  And Windham catches Randalls in a running bulldog just as he gets up!

SB: The Four Corners match was designed for that purpose alone.  It provides an air of spontaneity.  One moment you could be three seconds away from winning the match, the next some freak tag puts you in against a guy waiting fifteen minutes to rip your head off!

BB: That was actually insightful, Sammy…

SB: It was?  I mean, of course it was!

BB: Windham not wasting any time on Randalls, brings him up to his feet and peppers him with a couple jabs and a Sweetwater, Texas Tornado Punch knocks down the Wolf!  Windham off the ropes, Randalls back up, but knocked down with a Windy clothesline!  Windham brings Randalls up by the hair, hooks him - snap suplex!  Windham quickly to his feet, off the ropes…and a high elevation elbow drop right on the chest!  Windham hooks the leg!  ONE! TWO! NO!  Randalls kicks out!  Windham stays on the offensive bringing Randalls to his feet and blasting him with a forearm sending him back into the turnbuckles!  Windham stalking in, but Randalls grabs him by the hair and reverses him into the corner!  Big knife edge chop by Randalls!  And another!  Windham scowling in pain…Randalls whips him across the ring into the opposite corner and Randalls just charged in and MISSES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!  LOVE tags RANDALLS!  Windham rolls up Randalls, but Worthington won't make the pinfall and LOVE IS ON THE TOP AND FLIES OFF AND CRUSHES WINDHAM FROM BEHIND!

SB:  Eddy Love has a Ph.D in this type of match, Buckley!  You watched the tapes, you saw the mentor for this match!

BB: Worthington having problems getting Randalls out of the ring, but Love is all over Windham like a bee on honey!  He's pounding on him with lefts and rights!  Love rips Windham up, hooks him around the waist - INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!  AND LOVE FOLLOWS THAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!  And now Love is struttin' around the fallen 'Lost Soul'!

SB: Like I said, the next time it was personal!  We've all seen the tapes of Mark trying to attack Troy in the hospital…

BB: What in the world are you talking about?  THE MAN WAS IN TEARS!

SB: Oh don't give me that crap, Buckley!  There's a GOOD reason Love had to put a restraining order on that psycho!

BB: Windham struggling to get up to his feet, Love blasts him with a boot to the gut - JUMPING DDT!  The Hurricane housed him on that!  Love quickly staying on Windham, now taking him to his corner…

SB: Smartest man alive, I say.  We haven't seen anyone else think of that.

BB: Love now placing Windham up on the top rope!  We might be seeing some high-impact move here!  Love climbing up to the second turnbuckle, he plants a right hand for good measure!  He's hooking Mark for a Superplex…but WINDHAM now hitting some serious right hands into Love's ribcage!  Love lets go of Windham, and Mark crushes a right hand sending him flying down to the mat!  (CUTTO:  MELISSA yelling at LOVE to get up)  LOVE staggers to his feet in a daze AND WINDHAM FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK!  THAT KNOCKED LOVE ACROSS THE RING AND GUNS JUST TAGGED HIS FOOT!  And in certainly a long time it's MARK WINDHAM AND GUNS!!

SB: Where's Manuel for this?

BB: I don't think Juarez will ever step within the same state as Guns!

SB: What he didn't speak English?  That's no crime.

BB: Guns charging in and taking it to Windham with some right hands!  He whips him off the ropes, goes for a back body drop, but Windham with a sunset flip!  ONE! TWO!  GUNS POWERS OUT!  Both men up quickly and Guns misses a wild right and Windham spears him into the mat!  Windham all over Guns with rapid fire rights across the skull!  Worthington now counting to five!  Windham lets up, Guns staggering up and Windham slides in behind him and nails a Back Suplex!  Windham up first and he lays in a couple boots on Guns.  Brings Guns up by the hair and whips him off the ropes - CLAW!  CLAW!  WINDHAM LOCKS IN THE CLAW!  SAN DIEGO IN PANDEMONIUM!  AND WAIT!  GUNS NOW COUNTERS BY GRABBING WINDHAM BY THE THROAT…AND HE'S LIFTING WINDHAM UP!  WINDHAM STILL HAS THAT CLAW ON…AND GUNS DROPS DOWN FACEFIRST WITH A MODIFIED CHOKESLAM AND BREAKS THE HOLD!  What a counter by the 'STRONGEST Arms in the World'!  Windham holding his hand in pain!

SB: Eddy would've thought of something MUCH better.  And a lot more stylish to boot!  But I'll give it a 6 out of 10 considering it did break the hold.

BB: Guns and Windham down on the mat hurt!  Both getting up at the same time and Windham comes over and hits a right hand!  BUT MARK YELLING IN PAIN!  That hurt him more than Guns!  That right hand is hurt, Sammy!

SB: He's got a girlfriend doesn't he?

BB: Well, we assume he and Sunshine…

SB: Well at least he doesn't have THAT problem tonight…

BB: What are you tal--YOU'RE SICK!

SB: Oh sure!  Like you wouldn't have thought the same thing!

BB: Windham storming around holding that right hand, Guns stalking over and he nails him with a forearm!  Guns grabs Windham, whips him off the ropes - missed clothesline!  Windham gaining speed on the rebound and a DOUBLE NOGGIN' KNOCKER!  WINDHAM AND GUNS walking in circles!  LOVE TAGS WINDHAM!  HE SLINGSHOTS OVER AND CHARGES!  BUT RANDALLS JUST REACHED OVER AND TAGGED GUNS - LOVE STOPS IN HIS TRACKS BUG-EYED!

SB: GET OUT!  GET OUT!

BB: RANDALLS CHARGES, BUT LOVE SIDESTEPS HIM AND HE HITS THE TURNBUCKLES!

SB: KILL HIM!  KILL HIM!

BB: Love dancin' like Muhammed Ali jabbin' Randalls with a left and he WIIIINDS UP AND NAILS A RIGHT SENDING HIM DOWN!

SB: And don't think that hasn't been one of his mentors.  From what I've heard, him and Ali have lunch once a week!

BB:The fans on their feet for 'The Hurricane'!  Randalls scrambles up and charges, but Love catches him in a back body drop!  Love grabs Mike in a front facelock - REVERSE NECKBREAKER!  LOVE COVERS!  ONE! TWO! NO!  Love up first, brings Randalls up - hooks him…and has him up for a Suplex…still holding him up there…(Fans start cheering!) STILL HAS HIM UP THERE!

SB: THIS ISN'T DELAYED, IT’S A POSTPONEMENT!

BB: ….STILL HAS HIM UP…AND NOW LOVE COMES CRASHING DOWN!  The fans applauding that display of technical wrestling by LOVE!  Randalls staggers up, but falls into the corner in a daze and Love charges in and HITS A MONKEY FLIP!  Randalls up groggily, LOVE with a kick to the gut!  Randalls doubled over, LOVE RUNS OFF THE ROPES…DIAMOND CUTTER!  The fans going nuts as Love is taking it to the vile 'Wolf'!

SB: He's vowed to rid the CSWA of this foul, diseased piece of trash - we can only hope its tonight!

BB: Love brings Randalls to his feet and hooks him…SLINGSHOT SUPLEX!  Love back up quickly bounces off the ropes and a jumping legdrop!  Love with a cocky cover!  ONE! TWO!  THAT'S ALL!  Love bringing Randalls up by his hair, which isn't much because…

SB: Don't even go there, Buckley.  That story made too many people cry…

BB: Ok, ok.  Should I call you JJ, now?

SB: Whatever Buckley…if that is your real name!

BB: Love hooks Randalls and hits a front backbreaker!  He covers again!  One! Two! No!  Love picks up Randalls and backs him into the Wolf's corner and nails a chop!  (CROWD:WHOO!)  A lot of Steven Flair fans out there tonight!  Love now talking smack and he nails another chop!  And look at Randalls he's smiling!  He's yelling at Eddy to hit him harder!

SB: WHAT…A…FREAK.

BB: EDDY CLIMBS UP ON THE TURNBUCKLES AND IS NOW POUNDING RANDALLS WITH RIGHT HANDS!  Love jumps down, Irish whip and Randalls crashes into the turnbuckles and Love comes careening in with a running knee!  Love now yelling at Randalls some more!  These two just downright hate each other!

SB: Yeah, cutting of Love's hair will get on his good side.  And I won't even go into dressing Mikey up in pigtails…

BB: Love bringing Randalls out, hooks him in a facelock - goes for a Suplex, but Randalls counters and lands on his feet and has LOVE HOOKED IN A FULL NELSON!  LOVE slams his head backwards breaking the hold!  Love off the ropes, Randalls goes for a hiptoss, but LOVE COUNTERS WITH A CRUCIFIX!  ONE! TWO! NO!  Both men up, Love with a boot - NO!  Randalls catches it, spins Love around and goes for a Back Suplex, but Love lands on his feet and rolls Randalls up!  ONE! TWO! NO!  Both men up again, Love swings a right hand, but Randalls catches it and hooks his arm under him!  OH! RANDALLS JUST CAME ACROSS WITH A TOMAHAWK CHOP ON LOVE'S CHESTPLATE!  LOVE staggering around and RANDALLS blasts him with a side kick to the right kneecap, OH! A HAND THRUST RIGHT TO THE THROAT! AND A JUMPING SPIN KICK RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE RING!

SB: Oh god, get up Eddy…get up!

BB: This isn't the situation Love wanted to find himself in!  Love staggers up, BUT RANDALLS HITS A SLIDING DROPKICK AND LOVES SLAMS INTO THE BARRICADE AND FALLS DOWN!  RANDALLS up on the apron…HE RUNS OFF AND HITS A SUICIDE HEADBUTT RIGHT ONTO LOVE'S HEAD!  Even the WOLF HATERS are going nuts after that high risk move!

SB: A woodchipper could've been there and he'd jump at it!

BB: Randalls getting up first a little shaken, but Love is hurt!  Randalls brings him up, slips behind in a waistlock - RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE CEMENT!  JIMINY CRICKET!  Randalls stalking over to Love and he grabs him and rolls him in the ring!  Randalls follows in and Love in a world of hurt!  That facepaint is almost all gone, but that's not stopping the 'WAR' tonight!

SB: You know Buckley, sometimes I just wish YOU'D SHUT THE HELL UP!

BB: Randalls measuring Love and bounces off the ropes… WINDHAM TAGGED HIM!  RANDALLS NOT PAYING ATTENTION!  Randalls stops in his tracks and decks Windham with a right hand!  Worthington trying to get Randalls out of there since it was a legal tag, but RANDALLS JUST PUSHED HIM AWAY!  Randalls with a chop on Windham!  Windham returns a right hand!  AND HERE COMES GUNS WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!  AND THE JUST ROCKED BOTH MEN AND ALL THREE WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!  THIS PLACE IS GOING INFERNO!  All three up and RANDALLS JUST LEAPT ONTO GUNS, BUT GETS CAUGHT IN A SPINEBUSTER SLAM!  Guns laying the boots to Randalls!

SB: I love it Buckley!  All the while, EDDY GETS THE REST HE DESERVES!

BB: Not for long, as Mark escapes the foray and is on the apron!  Love is up, but still a little shaken!  But not enough to not meet Windham with a running knee as he climbs through the ropes!  Meanwhile, Guns hasn't laid off of Randalls!  He's one of the few men in this sport willing to take Randalls on - no matter the turf!

SB: Told 'ya he ain't too smart…

BB: Guns has Randalls slung over his shoulder and runs and CRUSHES RANDALLS AGAINST THE RINGPOST!  HE STILL HAS HIM UP…RUNNING POWERSLAM ON THE CEMENT!  Back in the ring, Love pounding away on Mark with some boots!  Brings him up to his feet, hooks him…NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!  ONE! TWO! NO! Windham powers out!  (CUTTO:  GUNS whips RANDALLS into the steel barricade as fans go nuts!  Trying to get their mugs on camera!)  Love up quickly, and drops down with an axehandle on Windham's chest!  Love brings Mark up, and scoops him up…carrying him over…and slams him down close to the corner!  Love quickly hops up to the second turnbuckle...NOW GOING UP TOP!  LOVE FLIES OFF WITH A SOUTH CAROLINA JAM!  RIGHT ON THE MONEY!

SB: This is EXACTLY what Eddy must've wanted, Buckley!  A chance to take it to Mark for his buddy Troy!  Lord knows how proud Troy must be right now!

BB: GUNS is DESTROYING Randalls outside the ring!  Now grabbing Randalls by the hair and repeatedly smashing his head into that barricade!  GUNS still holding onto his hair and he just THROWS HIM HEADFIRST INTO A RINGPOST!  Love dragging Windham into the middle of the ring!  And he drops a knee right across the forehead!  Windham jumps to his feet in obvious pain!  Love stalks behind him and hooks him - KNEEBREAKER!  Windham crumples to the mat!  Love grabs that right leg he just smashed and drops a legdrop on it!

SB: Now we're gonna find out why Eddy Love goes to the fair and comes home with the…

BB: Yeah, yeah yeah.  Love grabs ahold of the leg again and places it on the mat…he now kneels over…kicks his legs up into the air…and drops a knee right down across The Lost Soul's leg!  (CUTTO:  GUNS setting up a table outside the ring!  RANDALLS on the ground facefirst!)  Love now giving a signal to the crowd!

SB: TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL EDDY!

BB: This place is in hysteria and LOVE LOCKS ON A FIGURE FOUR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!  WINDHAM SCREAMING IN PAIN!  LOVE HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!  And what's going on outside?  (SFX:  TABLE BREAKING!)  HOLY TOLEDO! GUNS JUST CHOKESLAMMED RANDALLS THROUGH THAT TABLE!  And now he just spit on him too!  Guns turns around to go back towards the ring, BUT RANDALLS JUST TRIPS HIM UP AND GUNS FALLS FACEFIRST ON THE APRON!

SB: Friggin' Timex…

BB: Randalls using the barricade to get himself up on his feet - and HE'S A BLOODY MESS!  GUNS MUST'VE MAULED HIM!  GUNS getting up, shakes out the cobwebs and HE'S PISSED!  He just pointed at Randalls and made a CUTTHROAT MOTION!    RANDALLS using the barricade to hold himself up, BUT HE'S MOTIONING FOR GUNS TO FIGHT!  WINDHAM still in LOVE's stranglehold grasp!  Guns looking back in the ring, now…and he just waved Randalls off and climbed up back onto the apron!  Both of them stare coldly at each other as Randalls struggles up onto the apron, obviously wanting to fight still!  He's still talking to Guns, who isn't having a problem yelling back!

SB: Randalls doesn't care if its in or out of the ring, Buckley - he's here for different reasons than ALL of us.  I think Guns just had that epiphany and realized he can't win this match getting into it with Randalls like that…as much he'd love to.

BB: Love still with that figure four locked in and Worthington asking if Windham wants to give this up, but he's shaking his head no!  Windham's shoulders fall to the mat!  ONE! TWO! NO!  WINDHAM sits up HOWLING in pain!  Love arching back as much as he can!  Windham's shoulders fall to the mat again!  ONE! TWO! THRRRNO! NO!  WINDHAM shoots up like a dart, trying to hold on the best he can!  The San Diego Sports Arena are clapping their hands in an effort to pump up Mark Windham!

SB: What are you talking about, they're clapping 'cause Eddy is about to make him blackout!

BB: Windham falls again!  ONE!  TWO!  AND GUNS JUST BROKE IT UP!  GUNS now laying some boots to LOVE!  And here comes RANDALLS!  Bloody and all pops Guns with a right hand!  Guns with a right hand!  Guns with another!  Randalls blocks the third and delivers a stiff hand thrust to the throat sending Guns staggering away!  Love now getting up and RANDALLS EXPLODES WITH A CRESCENT KICK ON HIS JAW!  Worthington trying to push Randalls out of the way and RANDALLS JUST TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!

SB: DQ THE BASTARD!  RING THE BELL !

BB: I don't think so, you can't just have three winners!

SB: JUST GIVE IT TO EDDY!

BB: Worthingon landed hard and he's being tended to!  Windham limping up to his feet and Randalls kicks his legs out from under him!  Love and Guns staggering up - and GUNS EXPLODES ON LOVE WITH A FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK!  Randalls dragging Windham into the center of the ring - he's a wounded bird in there and The Wolf can taste the blood!

SB: Be a little more cliché, ass.

BB: What?  Guns brings Love to his feet - Irish Whip and A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!  Randalls stomping on that leg of Windham!  And now he's going for a Figure Four of his own, but Windham kicks him away and into the turnbuckles!  And now Guns charges at Randalls and clotheslines him from behind!  Guns rips Randalls out of the corner and stuffs him between his legs - OH CHRIST!  SPINNING POWERBOMB BY GUNS!  RANDALLS was flattened!  Windham up on his feet, Love too - Love grabs the right leg of Windham , but he counters with an enziguiri kick out of nowhere!  Guns whips Randalls off the ropes (CROWD EXPLODES!) HE'S GOT HIM UP IN A PRESS SLAM!

SB: CLEAR THE THIRD ROW!  CLEAR THE THIRD ROW!

BB: RANDALLS RAKED HIS EYES AND THAT CAUSES GUNS TO DROP HIM DOWN FACEFIRST!  AND WINDHAM GRABS GUNS - IMPLANT D! D! TEEEE!  Love up to his feet and he grabs Windham from behind and plants him with a Back Suplex!  And now starts stomping on him like a rented mule!  It's mass chaos in that ring right now!  Randalls using the ropes to get to his feet, Love now strutting around, BUT RANDALLS CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE!

SB: HEY!  LET THE MAN STRUT!

BB: Randalls up to his feet and he goes to the corner and he's ripping the turnbuckle pad off!  What in hell is going through his head right now?

SB: BLLLOOOD…PAAAIIIIN…I AM THE DEVIL!

BB: Thanks, Sam.

SB: I've been taking classes.

BB: Randalls grabs Love and RAMS HIM FACEFIRST ON THE EXPOSED STEEL!

SB: Not the face!  NOT THE FACE!

BB: Over and OVER! 

SB: STOP!  STOP HIM!

BB: Love walking out in a stagger and he's BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

SB: Like Teri Melton on prom night!

BB: That's gonna put you in her doghouse…

SB: If you mean by doghouse in her bed…

BB: No, no I don't.  Ben Worthington being helped back into the ring by ringside crew, still a little groggy!  I don't think he's in any shape to control where this match has gone!  Randalls hooks Love - FULL NELSON/RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!  His body just folded like an accordion!  Randalls quickly up AND HE'S HOOKED IN THE DEVASTATOR!  HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!  Worthington is trying to break it up 'cause Randalls isn't the legal man!  RANDALLS isn't breaking the hold!

SB: Oh please God, don't make him snap NOW.  For the sake of all things EDDY LOVE, please save him!

BB: Help might be coming…'CAUSE GUNS IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE!  AND THE THREE HUNDRED POUNDER JUST FLEW OFF WITH A SUICIDE ELBOW INTO RANDALLS' EXPOSED RIB CAGE!  Love, Randalls and Guns in a pile of strewn bodies!  Windham slowly up to his feet, limping less now!  He rolls Love out of the pile and goes for the cover!  ONE! TWO! GUNS BREAKS IT UP!  GUNS now grabs Windham - BOSSMAN SLAM!  Randalls staggering up and Guns rips him with a clothesline!  Guns grabs Randalls by his bloody scalp and rams him into that exposed steel!  Windham and Love, the two legal men are down and out! Guns repeatedly ramming Randalls!  (with crowd!) SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

SB: Between Mike and Eddy, we could've had a American Red Cross charity blood drive tonight!

BB: Guns lets him go and Randalls staggers out, Guns with a boot to the gut and off the ropes - RUNNING BIONIC KNEELIFT!  RANDALLS IS OUT!  Guns rips Randalls and throws him into the corner - AVALANCHE CLOTHESLINE!  Guns with another Irish whip into the STEEL turnbuckles!  Randalls JUST HOWLED in pain!  Guns coming in full speed - RANDALLS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!  GUNS WENT IN WITH HIS BIONIC KNEE AND IT HIT STEEL!  GUNS has crumpled to the mat IN SERIOUS PAIN, folks!  Randalls rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs Guns' legs and OH! (crowd groans and moans!)  That had to hurt!

SB: He's gonna be singing soprano…

BB: Randalls just grabbed Guns' legs and pulled him forward right on that ringpost, and Guns is in serious pain!  Randalls grabs the leg with the metal knee and OH!  JUST SLAMS IT AGAINST THE RINGPOST!  AND AGAIN!  Randalls up on the apron - AND HERE IT COMES - HE'S HOOKED IN A RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR!

SB: This man has no ends to his means, does he?

BB: Guns howling out in pain, now!  Windham struggling to come over, BUT LOVE ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND!  ONE!  TWO!  NO!  Both men stagger up, Love with a right hand - NO!  BLOCKED!  WINDHAM WITH A RIGHT!  ANOTHER!  ANOTHER!  Windham off the ropes AND HE NAILS A SPINNING CLOTHESLINE!  Worthington quickly telling security to get Randalls off of Guns!  Two security guards are trying to pry Randalls off of Guns!

SB: Who cares about Guns?  GET THEM TO HELP EDDY!

BB: Windham whips Love off the ropes - STUN GUN!  HE ALMOST GOT DECAPITATED!  Windham now climbing up to the top rope!  Eddy up…FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY WINDHAM!  Windham gets up and he's going to the opposite corner and GOING UP TOP AGAIN!  Security has finally pulled Randalls off of Guns, but the damage is done!  And they're forcing Randalls back to his corner…and NOW WHAT IS HE DOING?

SB: I don't like the looks of this…

BB: Randalls is on his knees, looking for something in his cloak!  Meanwhile, Windham trying to keep his balance on that top turnbuckle, but his hurt knee is giving him problems!  Eddy is up and is staggering around and fell against the ropes!  OHMYGOD!  WINDHAM JUST LOST HIS BALANCE AND MAY BE SINGING SOPRANO TOO!  HE GOT SPREAD EAGLED ON THE TURNBUCKLES!  And I think Randalls found what's he's looking for!  Security trying to help Guns up, but here comes The Wolf!  HE JUST HIT ONE OF 'EM WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK!  The other just backs out of there, he wants no part of the psycho!  What's in his hands?  ARE THOSE HANDCUFFS!?!?

SB: Oh (BLEEP).  This isn't good…

BB: RANDALLS HAS HANDCUFFS!  He just HANDCUFFED GUNS to the BOTTOM ROPE OUTSIDE!  On the inside, LOVE crushes Windham with a right hand!  And now he's climbing up too!  He's on top with Mark!  Hooks in a Suplex position…he's got him UP…(CROWD EXPLODES!) HE JUST DROPPED HIM FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH A BRAINBUSTER!  A TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER BY LOVE!  WINDHAM IS TWITCHING!

SB: IT'S OVER BUCKLEY!  HAHA!

BB: RANDALLS HAS A CHAIR!  (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) HE JUST PLASTERED GUNS OVER THE HEAD!  LOVE COVERS WINDHAM!  ONE! TWO!  THREEENOOOO!  NO! NO!  I DON'T BELIEVE IT!  WINDHAM GOT A SHOULDER UP!

SB: That was the SLOWEST count I've EVER seen!  First Juarez, NOW WORTHINGTON, is being PAID OFF!

BB: (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) Randalls is CREAMING GUNS with that chair!  He's busted him wide open!  Love brings a practically unconscious Mark Windham up to his feet - hooks him and drives him down with an IMPLANT DDT!  Randalls has dropped the chair FINALLY and security rushes in and are trying to pry Guns loose!  But he's been hurt badly now!  LOVE MAKING A CUTTHROAT MOTION - HE'S GONNA END IT RIGHT HERE!

SB: A LIVING LEGEND ABOUT TO BE KILLED!  THE LEGEND KILLER LIVES BABY!

BB: Love stuffs Windham between his legs we're gonna see the HURRICANE PILEDRIVER RIGHT HERE!  RIGHT NOW!  WAIT! WAIT!  RANDALLS JUST ROLLED IN THE RING!  HE'S GOT LOVE FROM BEHIND!

SB: NO! NO! NO!

BB: RANDALLS DROPS LOVE WITH A REVERSE DDT!  Randalls picks up Love and OH! HIGH THRUST KICK ON THE JAW!  LOVE IN A DAZE - WINDHAM HAS HIM!  HE LOCKS HIM IN A CLAW!  THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS!  WINDHAM LIFTS EDDY UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN IN THAT CLAW!  HE'S OUT OF IT!  WINDHAM LETS GO AND HOOKS THE LEG!

SB: And NOW RANDALLS EXITS!  THAT’S BULL(BLEEP!)

BB: ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEE!  WINDHAM GOT HIM!  HE GOT HIM! RANDALLS is going BACK into his cloak, Sammy!  (SFX: Repeated bell!)  WINDHAM HAS  WON THE MATCH!  He's lying down SPENT!  RANDALLS HAS ANOTHER SET OF HANDCUFFS!  He looks over at Windham and pushes him out of the ring!  RANDALLS picking up Eddy - AND HE JUST BLASTED HIM WITH THE HANDCUFFS!

SB: HASN'T HE DONE ENOUGH!?

BB: SWEET MELISSA rushing in the ring, but RANDALLS just pushed her away!  RANDALLS GRABS EDDY AND HE'S HANDCUFFED HIM TO THE ROPES!  NOW GUNS AND LOVE ARE HANDCUFFED!  (CROWD buzzes and then ROARS!  CUTTO:  ELI FLAIR limping down the ramp!)

SB: WHAT IN THE HELL?

BB: ELI FLAIR IS COMING!  Randalls rolling out of the ring, he's got a chair again and he runs at GUNS…security dives out of the way!  (SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) HE JUST CROWNED HIM!  He now throws the chair into the ring as Flair gets in there!  Eli picks up the chair, looks at Sweet Melissa with a SICK GRIN!  She's getting out of there and now making a beeline for the back!

SB: That bastard set EDDY UP!

BB: Flair measuring Love…(SFX: CHAIRSHOT!) OH HE JUST BLASTED HIM ACROSS THE HEAD!  WE NEED HELP!

SB: HELP?  WE NEED THE FRIGGIN' POLICE!

BB: Randalls has a mic…

(CUTTO:  RANDALLS right in GUNS' face…)

RANDALLS: Did you forget the way it's played, Guns?  An EYE for an EYE, a TOOTH for a TOOTH - ain't that the foundation we're ALL built on here?  It must've been real nice all those weeks leading up to ANNIVERSARY.  Knowing you wouldn't show until the end.  Knowing that your first shot at me would be at my back.  Laying me out, gloating over me like I was some big piece of flesh you just shot.  Well, WELCOME BACK.  NO MASK.  NO MYSTERY.  You wanna (BLEEP) me from behind?  Two can play that game easy.  There's a WAR going down, here.  You're dangerously coming close to crossing that line.  I suggest you walk away while we're even, 'cause if you choose to cross the path I'm walking…  (RANDALLS taps GUNS' knee with a sadistic grin on his face)  Chances are you're gonna fall to a place you can't climb out of…

(RANDALLS rolls in the ring as FLAIR crowns LOVE with another chairshot…)

RANDALLS: As for you, Ed.  I have nothing, but this to say.  You want to find my enemies?  Well guess what pal?  I CAN FIND YOURS TOO.  (RANDALLS throws the mic out of the ring)

BB: I don't know what to say, Randalls has lost it again…

SB: He set Eddy up!

BB: Apparently 'cause Love did the same…Mark Windham is climbing back in the ring - AND WHOA!  (CROWD EXPLODES!) HE JUST SPEARED FLAIR!  HE'S ALL OVER HIM!  RANDALLS PULLS HIM OFF, BUT MARK BLASTS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!  WINDHAM BACK ON FLAIR!  AND RANDALLS JUST TACKLED WINDHAM AND THEY FELL OUT OF THE RING!  WINDHAM AND RANDALLS ARE HAVING A DONNEYBROOK in the aisle!  HERE COMES THE CALVARY!  SECURITY!  THE LOCKER ROOM!  SWEET MELISSA SHOUTING AT THEM ALL!  They're separating RANDALLS and WINDHAM!  WINDHAM IS LIVID!  FLAIR now pushes down WINDHAM and THEY'RE BRAWLING!  Cut to commercial?!  ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

(FADE TO COMMERCIAL)

 
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