CSWA SHOWTIME in Santa Fe September 10, 2000 Bobby Jackson gets his shot...but Mysterian won't go down easy.

(Cameron Cruise runs down to the ring as his music blares out around the arena, Mercedes follows him at a slower speed as she watches her man psyche himself up for this Presidential title match. Cruise climbs into the ring and bounces off the ropes to warm up as he waits for Alex Wylde to come to the ring.)

BB: It's time for our Presidential Championship matchup, fans.  The challenger is in the ring.  Cameron Cruise has been looking good lately, he deserves this title shot for the effort he’s been putting into his matches of late.

SB: Are you finished?!?! Can you ever say anything that is isn’t sickly sweet?!?!

("No Limits" by 2Unlimited is queued up before Buckley can answer as Presidential Champion Alex Wylde walks down to the ring with the title raised high above his head. He hands it to the referee before walking past Mercedes to climb into the ring, just as he is about to get into the ring he turns round and starts to jaw with Mercedes.)

BB: Wylde is laying the bad mouth on Mercedes…what for? She’s done nothing to you Wylde, get in the ring and defend your belt! Mercedes appears to be trembling as Wylde starts to berate her even more…..CRUISE GRABS WYLDE FROM BEHIND AND YANKS HIM INTO THE RING! CRUISE STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH VICIOUS RIGHT HANDS ON WYLDE WHO MUST BE REGRETING HIS ACTIONS NOW!

SB: If I was standing next to Mercedes the last thing I’d do would be to bad mouth her…..although my preferred action would involve my mouth!

BB: Good grief, will you behave?!?! Cruise whips Wylde into the ropes where he connects with a clothesline before he starts to lay the boots into Wylde as he tries to escape. Scoop slam by Cruise who comes off the ropes with an elbow drop….MISSED! Wylde rolled out the way and now its his turn to dish out some punishment! Hard knife-edge chops by Wylde, now a snap suplex that’s rolled into a pin…..1…….2….Cruise kicks out! Wylde off the ropes as Cruise gets to his feet….SPINNING HEEL KICK! CAMERON CRUISE IS ON DREAM STREET AS HE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!

SB: I’ve decided that the ringside isn’t a safe place for Mercedes. Do the honorable thing Buckley and let her sit in your seat!

BB: You mean next to you?!?!

SB: Oh…that she’d have to wouldn’t she?!?! I never thought of that!

BB: Wylde is on the top rope as the ref checks on Cruise’s condition, Cruise waves him away as he struggles to his feet as Wylde leaps off the top rope……GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT BY WYLDE! CRUISE’S HEAD HIT THE CONCRETE HARD, WHAT A SHOWING BY THE PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION!

SB: See…….I told you Mercedes isn’t safe over there!

BB:  What a move by the champion!  Wylde is headed outside to get hold of Cruise.  Alex Wylde has been an impressive Presidential Champion since he walked back into the CSWA and took Randy Harders by surprise months ago.  Wylde throws Cruise back in the ring and goes for the pin…..1…….2………CRUISE KICKS OUT, WHAT AN EFFORT! I DON’T THINK WYLDE CAN BELIEVE IT AS HE DRAGS CRUISE TO HIS FEET AND KNEES HIM IN THE GUT…WYLDE OFF THE ROPES…ROCKER DROPPER….NO……CAUGHT BY CRUISE……MODIFIED POWERBOMB AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! 

SB: Will you stop shouting….you’re disturbing my viewing of Mercedes! Damn I wish short skirts were back in fashion…..why are all the women’s fashion designers gay?

BB: We’re going to get some complaints for that one! The ref is checking both men and now he’s starting the count…….1……..2……3…..4…..5…..6….7….8….9…CRUISE IS UP FIRST AND LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD! BODY SLAM BY CRUISE, AND ANOTHER, ALEX WYLDE GETS TO HIS FEET ONLY TO BE MET BY A DROPKICK ANDS THERE’S A COVER BY CRUISE….1……2……WYLDE ESCAPES!

SB: Buckley, your shouting is keeping Mercedes over that side of the ring!

BB: Hip toss by Cruise followed by a knee drop and we have another cover….1….2…..Wylde rolls his shoulder once more! Kick to the gut by Cruise….PUMPHANDLE SLAM ON WYLDE! WYLDE IS HOLDING HIS BACK AS HE USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP…..CAMERON CRUISE CHARGES AT HIM…..WYLDE BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!

SB: Ha…like we didn’t see that coming! Cruise is an idiot!

BB: I’ll tell him you said that…he’s got Mercedes though hasn’t he?!?!

SB: I said he was an idiot, I never said he wasn’t a lucky bastard!

BB: Wylde is looking to go outside to soften Cruise up some more but the ref is getting in the way and pushing Wylde back into the ring...wait a minute.….who’s this coming to the ring? JOHNNY LANG IS HERE! JOHNNY LANG JUST GRABBED CAMERON CRUISE…HE’S THROWN HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! CRUISE IS BUSTED OPEN AS LANG STARTS UNLOADING ON CRUISE’S CUT HEAD! THIS ISN’T RIGHT, SOMEONE GET LANG BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM! HE GRABS CRUISE…SNAKE EYES ON THE RING STEPS AND CRUISE IS BUSTED OPEN SOME MORE AS LANG THROWS HIM INTO THE RING AND WALKS OFF WITH HIS ARMS RAISED…..THIS SUCKS!

SB: Aw cry me a river…just be thankful that this match will be over now…I need another beer!

BB: Wylde walks over to the heavily bleeding Cruise and covers him, this is academic….1…..2…..FOOT ON THE ROPES!  I DON’T BELIEVE IT, CRUISE HAD ENOUGH PRESENCE TO PUT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE AND THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!

SB: Aw…..why couldn’t have Lang done his job properly?!?!

BB: Wylde drags Cruise to his feet but he’s in a bad way, Wylde sets him up…SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK BY WYLDE AND CRUISE IS CRUMPLED ON THE MAT AS WYLDE PICKS HIM UP AND DELIVERS A DRAGON SUPLEX TO THE CHALLENGER…WHAT A MEAN STREAK BEING SHOWN BY WYLDE!

SB: He’s the champ, you need one to survive!

BB: Wylde waistlocks Cruise and hauls him to the top rope before climbing up there himself……TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA BY ALEX WYLDE! WYLDE HOOKS THE LEG….1…..2…..3, NO, NO, NO!!!!! CRUISE KICKED OUT, CAMERON CRUISE REFUSES TO QUIT! WHAT GUTS FROM CRUISE…AND LISTEN TO MERCEDES SCREAMING HER SUPPORT!

SB: If I had my way I’d make Mercedes scream out loud too!

BB: You’re a sick and perverted man Sammy.

SB: Thank you!

BB: Wylde with a series of chops to Cruise's chest before whipping him into the ropes……reversed by Cruise…Cruise with a back drop…NO….SUNSET FLIP BY WYLDE….THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND COUNTING….1……2…….ROLL THROUGH REVERSAL BY CRUISE…..1…..2…..3!!!! CRUISE WINS! CRUISE WINS! CAMERON CRUISE IS THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!

SB: Aw would you look at Cruise, he’s on his knees crying like a baby with the title in his hands….what a wuss!

BB: Give it a rest Sammy…..Cruise is getting emotional while Wylde is complaining to the ref about something.

SB: I think he said Cruise had hold of his tights when he pinned him.

BB: Either way the ref isn’t listening and Wylde is following him up the ramp to the back still complaining to him as they go!

SB: Where’s that crybaby Cruise going now?!?!

BB: It looks like Cruise has asked for a mic!

SB: What’s that in his hand?

BB: Don’t know…some sort of box.

CC: I’ll try not to keep you people long but I need to say something, Mercedes….will you come in the ring please?

SB: I’ll come in her ri…….

BB: …..FOR THE SAKE OF OUR BROADCASTING LICENSE DON’T FINISH THAT!

(Mercedes climbs into the ring to a pop from the crowd.)

CC: Mercedes, we’ve been together for a real long time, and I’m at my happiest when I’m around you...well…and this too now!

(He holds up the Presidential title and the crowd pop.)

CC: Basically what I’m trying to say is…..

(Cruise gets down on one knee.)

SB: Jeez he must have banged his head!

BB: For once will you show a bit on sensitivity?!?!

(At this point the crowd notice Poison Ivy, Katie J, Kevin Powers, Eli Flair and Bobby Jackson at the top of the ramp looking on.)

CC: ….Will you marry me?

(The crowd go wild then quieten down as they wait for Mercedes; answer.)

M: I don’t know how to say this Cameron but………..

SB: Ha-ha….she’s going to blow him out in front of everyone!  It's Teri Melton/President Poop all over again!

C: ………YES!!!!

(The crowd pop and all their friends on the ramp start clapping as the pair embrace before they head back to the locker room to allow Cruise and Mercedes to enjoy their moment in the ring.)

BB: SHE SAID YES! SHE SAID YES! CAMERON AND MERCEDES ARE ENGAGED!

SB: For goodness sakes Buckley don’t have a seizure over it!

BB: Mercedes is walking back to the locker room with Cruise behind her as they wave to the fans, what a night for Cameron Cruise…..WHAT THE HELL….SOMEONE’S JUST JUMPED OUT THE CROWD AND IS BEATING ON CRUISE! A MASKED MAN JUST JUMPED CRUISE AND IS BEATING HIM ABOUT THE HEAD WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL TITLE AND NOW HE’S RUN OFF AS THE SECURITY MEN RUN OVER!

SB: Another sterling job by our law enforcement!

BB: Who would do a thing like that to Cruise?

SB: I don’t know…maybe it was someone who’d been trying to eat while that nauseating display with him and Mercedes was happening!

BB: You have no soul, you know that Sammy?!?!

SB: Whatever!

BB: We’ll get things calmed down around here folks while you take a look at these commercials but stay with us because there’s plenty more to come!

BB: Welcome back folks, we’re just about to start our six man tag match where the winners will receive title shots at ANNIVERSARY 2000! Already in the ring are Blade, Aaron Douglas and Evan Aho and we’re just waiting for their opposition.

(Chris Petty’s music plays out and he walks to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd, he ignores them and climbs into the ring and stares at his three opponents.)

SB: I guess Adler will be next….I bet they’ll get on well!  Hey, do these guys even know what belts they'll get shots at for ANNIVERSARY?  Knowing Merritt, he'll probably revive the old World Six-Man Titles.

(Tom Adler walks down to the ring as his music plays out.  He seems to ignore his opponents and seems intent on Petty.)

BB: These two need to work together as well as with Havoc if they are to get their title shots at ANNIVERSARY! Wait a minute folks, I think we have some shots from backstage.

(Backstage, Havoc is walking down the hallway, dressed prepared to wrestle in black and gold. His eyes are trained on the floor as he walks, and as Rudy Seitzer steps in his path, Havoc almost walks into him.)

RS: Havoc! I was wondering if I could get your thoughts going into this all-important 6-man tag team match coming up.

(Havoc sighs, glances at the camera, then looks back to Seitzer.)

HAVOC: Sure you can, Rudy. You, Benson, Buckley, and everyone watching around the world is looking at this match as a 3 on 3 contest. But, to me? It's 5 on 1. Adler and Petty? They'll be at each other's throats longer than they'll work together, after what went down in Phoenix. And to be honest? I don't really see MYSELF working well with either of them. The great thing about it is? I hardly care.

RS: ...what?

HAVOC: Heh. Douglas, Blade, Aho, Petty, and Adler? They probably WANT those title shots at ANNIVERSARY 2000. Personally? I don't see it happening for my 'team'. But... I'll do everything within my power to ensure that if *I* can't get a title shot? Neither will the 5 gentlemen that no doubt will stand against me when I get in that ring. Talk to you later, Rudy.

(Havoc walks off as Seitzer looks a bit confused.)

BB: I guess you could say that Havoc is ready for this one huh?!?!

(Havoc’s music plays through the arena and he runs out and dives under the ropes.  The bell rings as he gets to his feet, and all six men start to go at it.)

BB:  And there they go!  Havoc and Evan Aho are trading knife-edge chops in the corner while Petty and Blade roll outside the ring all over each other.  Douglas sends Adler through the middle ropes, follows him to the floor, and now those two are trading right hands. 

SB: Nice to see the ref has complete control from the beginning!

BB: Hey, at least there are only two men in the ring.  It seems like Aho and Havoc are the people starting off for their respective teams.  Havoc sends Aho into the ropes…shoulder block by Aho and Havoc goes down, Aho off the ropes again…..HARD CLOTHESLINE BY HAVOC AND AHO IS DOWN! Havoc with a tag and Adler steps into the ring, a hard knee to the ribs picks Aho up before a side backbreaker takes him down.  There's a quick pin….1…..2……Aho out the back door! Adler sends Aho into the ropes, attempted back body drop, kick to the face by Aho and a side kick sends Adler to the floor. Aho rolls back in but quickly goes over and tags in Blade as Petty slaps the arm of Adler and comes in with hardly the friendliest of tags!

SB: What do you want him to do, stick his tongue down his throat while he tags in?!?!

BB: You know what I mean Sammy! Petty and Blade go at it in the middle of the ring, attempted superkick by Petty but Blade catches his foot, spins him around and levels him with a hard elbow drive. He drags Petty over to his corner and tags in Douglas, Blade sends Petty into the ropes…SIDEWALK SLAM…CAUGHT ALSO BY DOUGLAS WHO APPLIES A SPINNING NECKBREAKER…BRILLIANT TAG TEAM CO-ORDINATION BY BLADE AND DOUGLAS!

SB: Jeez…have an orgasm over it why don’t you?!?!

BB: I’ll pretend you never said that! Douglas with Petty in the middle of the ring and he starts to stomp on his midsection, now he picks him up…STOMACH BREAKER INTO A PIN….1….2…..ROLL OUT BY PETTY! DOUGLAS GOES FOR THE BODYSLAM, FLOAT OVER BY PETTY, THUMB TO THE EYE AND AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP THAT SENDS AARON DOUGLAS TO THE FLOOR! Douglas goes over and tags in Blade….Petty reaches over…and tags in Havoc! Hard forearm shot by Blade sends Havoc to the floor, Havoc up…only to be knocked down by a dropkick!

SB: Who the that on the rampway?

BB: Its…its…IT’S THE MAESTRO AND CONTESSA! WHAT BUSINESS DOES HE HAVE HERE?

(The video walls on either side of Byron Blair and Contessa come to life, replaying the tape of Petty's legs being shaved in the ring.)

SB: Ha-ha, there’s your answer, he’s replaying Petty’s little shave!

BB: Petty’s seen him and he’s jumped off the apron and is making his way to the ramp…Adler’s jumped down and is telling him to get back and help out Havoc! Petty pushes Adler, Adler pushes Petty…..THE TWO OF THEM ARE TRADING RIGHT HANDS ON THE APRON FLOOR!  The referee heads outside trying to break the two up.  Inside, Havoc motions for Douglas and Aho to come in and help with a triple-team...but both men refuse.  Instead, Blade sends Havoc into the corner and hooks him upside down!  He's stomping mercilessly on Havoc's torso while Havoc's lower legs are hooked under the top ropes!

SB: Ha….the Maestro’s seen enough, Contessa and him are off!

BB: Meanwhile, Havoc has been saved from that mauling by the referee, as Patrick Young unhooks Havoc and orders Blade back toward his corner, where he tags in Evan Aho.  Havoc looks disgusted, he’s beckoning his three opponents to come on…IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S PREPARED TO TAKE THEM ALL ON HIMSELF!

SB: Did I ever say Havoc was the cleverest wrestler around?!?!

BB: Havoc has a headlock applied on Aho and is busy working on him as Aho tries to get to a vertical base…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM AHO! NOW HE TAGS IN BLADE WHO WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES…..POWERSLAM WITH AUTHORITY AND THERE’S THE PIN….1…..2….HAVOC KICKS OUT! BLADE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HAVOC KICKED OUT!

SB: I see Adler and Petty are still going at it!

BB: Are they off again?

SB: Yeah…look!

BB: The ref seems to be letting them sort themselves out, but it puts Havoc at an extreme disadvantage as Blade tags in Douglas. Douglas with a spinebuster in the middle of the ring and with that Douglas goes to the top rope.

SB: What for, he’s crap up there!

BB: Well I wouldn’t put it like that! Douglas leaps off with an elbow drop…MISSED! HAVOC ROLLED OUT THE WAY!

SB: Told you……crap!

BB: Havoc is gathering what little energy he has left and drops Douglas with a clothesline.  He follows with a piledriver and there’s a cover….1…….2……Douglas rolls the shoulder!

SB: Whoa….Petty just sent Adler into the ringpost!

BB: Wow, so he did! The ref has decided he has to sort this out……HAVOCBOMB! HAVOC DRILLS AARON DOUGLAS WITH THE HAVOC BOMB AND HE HAS THE COVER BUT THERE’S NO REF! 1…..2…..3……4…..5……6…..7……8…..9…..HAVOC COULD HAVE PINNED DOUGLAS THREE TIMES!

SB: The ref is outside with Petty and Adler, he’s split them up….and Petty’s gone after the Maestro! At least Adler’s coming back to help Havoc!

BB: Havoc gets up from the pin and comes off the ropes….TRIPPED BY BLADE! EVAN AHO’S IN….THE AGONY! THE AGONY BY AHO….AND NOW…….THE ECSTASY! HAVOC IS OUT AS AHO DRAGS DOUGLAS ON TOP OF HAVOC AS THE REF GETS IN THE RING……1……2……ADLER’S IN THE RING…..CLOTHESLINE BY BLADE…….3!!!! BLADE, AHO AND DOUGLAS WIN AND THEY WILL GET TITLES SHOT AT ANNIVERSARY!

SB: Nothing like having a normal six man tag match is there?!?!

BB: And that was NOTHING like a normal six man tag match! The triumphant trio leave the ring as Adler stands on the ring apron, he looks reasonably disgusted about the loss!

SB: Its his and Petty’s fault, there were supposed to beat the opposition’s behinds not their own!

BB: Havoc’s up and he doesn’t look happy! He walks up to Adler….AND PUSHES HIM OFF THE APRON! MY GOD ADLER HIT THE RAILING AND LOOKS IN A BAD WAY AS HAVOC WALKS OFF TO THE BACK…CAN THINGS GET ANYMORE WILD AND CRAZY THAN THAT?!?!