MAIN EVENT

The ClaimStakers vs. The Playboys and Lawrence Stanley

(CUE UP: A classical rendition of "God Save the Queen." From behind the screen, holding the small of his back, limping somewhat is "The English Gent" Lawrence Stanley. As he walks out, the crowd gets up in a united eruption and ovation. Stanley walks a few steps then stops, his eyes somewhat welled up from the response, then stops and turns around at the fans, letting out a scream in return.)

BB: And there he is fans. A man who came seconds away from winning the CSWA World Title earlier tonight... and a man who is out to gain some revenge in this match against.... THAT DAMN HORNET... the man who stole his girlfriend!

SB: But he has to get that revenge while nursing a back that was damaged at the hands of Steve Radder... and he also has to take on Eli Flair AND Mike Randalls. I have some respect for Stanley ... not much, but some... but he REALLY doesn't belong in the ring tonight. He's completely outmatched, in the ring with five Hall of Famers!

(The lights dim and the crowd starts to let out another scream. The introductory moog riffs of "Let's Go" by The Cars cues up, and on the video wall the word "PLAY" flashes followed by the world "BOYS". The lights come back on, and under the flashing wall of light are TROY WINDHAM and EDDY LOVE-- both frozen in a dramatic pose. Troy and Eddy are wearing matching one-piece European singlets-- black based with the gold Playboy Bunny insignia's on the front and on both cheeks, with gold fringe and tassles coming off the perimeter of their body suits. Troy and Eddy both start to Fargo strut down the aisle, then both run and slide under the ring.)

SB: And here are Eddy Love and Troy Windham, two men who are role models and heroes to not just myself, but to millions of fans around the world. There guys are the epitome of the word cool!

BB: And also the epitome of the word ego... look, at this, both Troy and Eddy are point at Lawrence Stanley and yelling at him already.

SB: Of course! He deserves it. Stanley is WAY behind Troy and even further behind Eddy in the talent department.

(CUE UP: "Tainted Love" by Marilyn Manson. The lights go into this blacklight motif, and Eli Flair walks from under the video wall, his head down, long hair dripping wet, his black tights have glowing skulls down their sides, "King of Extreme" in block letters on his butt. Eli begins walking down to the runway with a large amount of cheers. Eli gets to the ramp, pounds his chest twice and lets out a scream as he turns and points right to Troy Windham.)

BB: Eli Flair looks pumped, pointing at his archrival.

SB: But don't forget... Eddy Love hates Eli as much as Troy does. It was almost a year ago when Eli Flair took out Sweet Melissa, putting her through a table at ringside in Mobile , Alabama .

(CUE UP: "All Star" by Smash Mouth. The Video wall broadcasts the words... LEGEND. POWER. HORNET, followed by a shot of Hornet splashing the corner. On cue, Hornet walks out-- face freshly painted in a black and yellow pattern-- who raises his hands and sneers at the fans. CUT TO: A sign that reads THAT DAMN HORNET, with Hornet's face crossed out.)

BB: And when you talk about hatred... you have to talk about Lawrence Stanley... who saw Teri Melton embarrass him in public for Hornet!

SB: And in the process, Hornet also embarrassed the Femi-Nazi Poison Ivy... who hasn't been heard from since, thank God! But that caused a riff between these ClaimStakers... as Eli Flair wants NOTHING to do with Hornet... unless it involves beating him!

BB: Which might happen already, as Hornet and Eli are already screaming at each other! And now they're shoving each other!

SB: Oh man, we might not even get to see a match.

BB: Hornet and Flair are jawing at each other and-- (The lights go out, and a blast of feedback noise comes over the speakers, with television static coming on the Video wall screen. Spotlights go crazy all over the arena and then one spotlight focuses on a man at ringside--- shaved head, face painted black and red Great Muta style, staring at the ring.)

BB: And if this just didn't get odder... who is that?

SB: Apparantly, the CSWA will just let any madman hop over the railings these days.

BB: That man in the facepaint is standing between Hornet and Flair, who are staring back at him... (CLOSE UP: The man in face paint smirking at both men.) That's... ohmyyyy... THAT'S MIKE RANDALLS!

SB: Like I said... the CSWA will just let any madman hop over the railings these days. Why is Mike Randalls wearing that... makeup! He looks even darker than usual!

BB: While I can only venture what is going behind Mike Randalls' mind... I think I can guess why. This isn't just any match... this is six men, one ring, with one goal in mind... the complete and total victory over the other side.

SB: These men are bent on destroying each other. That's the bottom line. Some people could lose their careers in this match!

BB: Mike Randalls slithers into the ring, intent on starting the match against... well, it looks like Mike Randalls is going to be in the ring with Troy Windham. And if memory serves me correctly... this is the first time both these icons are going to be facing each other in the ring… at least since they both returned well over a year ago, if not two!

SB: Both these guys have done so much... except face each other! People have been dreaming of this for eternity!  Um…do you think George Lucas can sue us for the makeup Randalls has on?

BB: Randalls and Windham are in each other's faces, staring at each other, nose to nose, right in the middle of the ring. Troy slaps Randalls and Randalls returns the favor! That sends Troy reeling, but Troy leaps and grabs Randalls by the legs and takes him down. Troy is on top of Randalls, slugging away. And Randalls rolls over, punching Troy ! These guys are just rolling around the mat, back and forth, slugging each other in the face. NOW RANDALLS IS BITING TROY !

SB: Oh man... that didn't take long! We have blood already! Troy 's good looks just got a little worse for wear... his forehead's already busted open!

BB: I have no idea how Pee Wee Troutman is going to keep this under control... Randalls and Troy are now both struggling on their feet and... (CROWD: WOOOOO!) Randalls just chops Troy right in the chest! And again with a (CROWD: WOOOOO!) chop! Another chop!

SB: Manohman... How does Randalls swing his arm that fast and that hard?

BB: Troy meets Randalls with a rake to the eyes, and now Troy forces Randalls to the corner. Troy chops Randalls! And again! Now Troy strikes Randalls with a forearm shiver, and another! Troy snapmares Randalls, snapping Randalls' neck over! Troy gets up, but Randalls spins and takes Troy down with a martial arts leg sweep, and he kicks up to his feet and drops back down with a knee-- NO! Troy just caught the knee and blocks it from crushing him!

SB: That knee was headed towards Troy 's nose right there... that face is what gets him the posters and movie deals!

BB: Troy now has Randalls by the ankles and drops Randalls face first on the mat. And now Troy gets up, holding the ankles, and he sommersaults over Randalls and bridges! A MODIFIED BOSTON CRAB! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE SO-CALLED SLACKER!

SB: Just when you think you know a guy, he breaks out some bizarre wrestling hold that you've never seen before!

BB: Randalls grabs the ropes, and Troutman forces The Boy Troy to break the hold. Randalls drags himself up by the ropes, and Troy meets Randalls with a quick kick to the stomach. Troy grabs Randalls and spins-- SLACKKNIF-- no, Randalls reverses Troy 's grip and has him in a hammerlock. And now he whips Troy-- no, he reverses into-- OHHH A SHORT ARMED CLOTHESLINE! THAT ALMOST BEHEADED WINDHAM !

SB: And, as everyone in this arena knows... Troy Windham's neck isn't anywhere CLOSE to being at 50 percent, let alone 100 percent. He might be done already!

BB: Which is why he's crawling towards his corner... and he's about to tag in Lawrence Stanley-- NO!

SB: HA! Man... I gotta remember that move!

BB: Troy reached as if he was going to tag in The Gent, but instead pulled his hand and went behind the back to Eddy Love... (The crowd starts chanting ED-DY ED-DY) who will now get in the ring with his current archrival... Mike Randalls!

SB: Look at Eddy, pulling on the ropes. He wants this bad and you know Randalls wants this bad als-- awwww man!

BB: No! Hornet just reached in and tagged in Randalls, who is REALLY upset at that, shooting daggers at Hornet. Hornet cocks back and lets out a yell, right in the face of Randalls and Eli. The former four-time CSWA World Champion turns around and he gets met with a snapmare from The Hurricane!  Eddy bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Hornet in the back of his head!

SB: As the millions of Eddy Lovers out there know, that is NOT something you'd expect from my main man. But you can tell he's fired up tonight!

BB: Eddy now hoists Hornet up and whips him into the corner and follows with a clothesline! Now Eli whips Hornet into the other corner... and he charges-- HORNET SPLASH! EDDY LOVE JUST GAVE HORNET HIS OWN MOVE! EDDY COVERS!

SB: YES!

BB: ONE! TWO! NO! Hornet just kicked out! Now both men are up... LOVE CRADLES HORNET! ONE... TWO... NO! Hornet kicked out! Hornet just kicked out in the nick of time!

SB: That's why Eddy's the best in the business today!

BB: Eddy now has Hornet from behind in a waistlock-- NO! NO! Hornet just kicked Eddy from behind! And Eddy falls to the mat hard!

SB: Hornet didn't just hurt Eddy with that... he hurt the thousands of ladies who want to step into the ‘eye of the hurricane’ later tonight!

BB: Hornet now has Eddy's knee and is stomping away on it with some vicious kicks... perhaps setting Eddy up for the Scorpion Deathlock!

SB: It doesn't matter... Eddy is invincible!

BB: Hornet drops an elbow on Love's knee... and he turns to the crowd (CLOSEUP: Hornet: "Watch and learn, baby!") and drops an elb-- NO! NO! Eli Flair just tagged in Hornet! Troutman is making Hornet get out of the ring! Hornet is beside himself! He can't believe it! He's yelling at Eli, who is yelling right back at him!

SB: And look at Eddy Love, cagey as always! He's sliding back to his corner, where--

BB: Where he was about to tag in Troy Windham, but Lawrence Stanley tagged in instead! Stanley comes into the ring and is staring down Eli...  who meets the Gent with a forearm smash to the face! And now Eli has Stanley-- DDT!

SB: I gotta think that Stanley might be a little worn out from his earlier classic against Radder.

BB: Eli off the ropes and stomps Stanley right in the face! Oh man... I think Stanley 's been busted open!

SB: I don't mind seeing this guy bleed... nope, not one bit.

BB: Eli now has Stanley set up for a neckbreaker-- NO! Hornet just tagged in Eli! Troutman is making Eli break the hold! Hornet is stomping away on Stanley and he turns and just flipped off Eli! Oh no, Stanley just dropped Hornet in a drop-toe-hold and now is on top of Hornet, and he's punching away on Hornet, who himself is now starting to bleed!

SB: Stanley could be in a coma from a bungee cord accident, and you know he'd wake up just to try and get at Hornet!

BB: Stanley has Hornet wrapped up... gutwrench powerbomb! Stanley now drops a knee onto Hornet's head and is pounding him some more!

SB: Both these guys are busted up badly... manohman, the CSWA is really going to be helping out some doctors tonight!

BB: Stanley now has Hornet up and he whips him into the ropes... WHAT A CLOTHESLINE! HORNET JUST DID A 360!

SB: I think he did more than that... more like a 59324930...

BB: Stanley ’s now on top of Hornet, punching him, talking trash... OH NO! Hornet just pulled Stanley forward! Stanley flew through the turnbuckles and he just hit his head up against the ring post! And Hornet, ever the opportunist, kips up to his feet and OHHH, he just DROPKICKED Stanley 's back! Stanley 's face flew right into the ring post again!

SB: On top of wrestling a 30-minute match before, now Stanley is busted open AND has a concussion! Serves him right for not quitting once Teri dumped him!

BB: Hornet now looks up at Eli... and he just flicked some of his blood at Flair! That's just disgusting!

SB: Hornet has always been a vile human being... it just took all you people a few years to see what I've known all along!

BB: Hornet bounces off the ropes now... BULLDOG! And ohhhhh... Hornet is RUBBING Stanley 's face into the mat and is SCREAMING at him. Troutman is yelling at Hornet to stop it, but Hornet won't!

SB: He wants to eliminate Stanley... who is quickly rising up the ladder of superstars in this industry. If Hornet can take him out now, he's keeping himself away from dealing with this rival for years to come! Especially a rival who has every reason to want him dead!

BB: Hornet now has Stanley up and chops him... (Crowd: WOOOOO!) Hornet now knees The Gent in the stomach and knees him in the stomach... (CLOSEUP: A bloodied Hornet. "This is IT!") Hornet hoists Stanley up and bounces him off the ropes... SLINGSHOT GOURDBUSTER! HE JUST DROPPED STANLEY FACE FIRST ON THE MAT!

SB: Look at that grin on Hornet's face... he's enjoying this!

BB: Hornet casually covers Stanley ... One.... two... no! Stanley gets his shoulder up! (The crowd cheers and starts to chant STAN-LEY STAN-LEY.)

SB: Hornet should have covered him up better than that if he wanted to put him away... of course, Hornet's been The Champ more times than I can remember, so who am I, really?

BB: I've asked myself that several times in my life... Hornet now has Stanley wrapped up from behind... BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Stanley 's down... but this time, Hornet isn't covering Stanley . Hornet's pointing to the top rope!

SB: We've seen him fly though the air in recent months.

BB: Hornet is slowly climbing to the top... he raises his arms! (Flashbulbs pop as Hornet is in mid-pose.) SHOOTING STAR PRESS! NO! NO! STANLEY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! HORNET HIT THE MAT HARD!

SB: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THESE FANS ARE CLAPPING TOO LOUDLY! WHAT DID YOU SAY? I MUST SOUND LIKE A SLOW PERSON!

BB: STANLEY IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE CORNER! BOTH EDDY AND TROY WANT IN! COME ON LAWRENCE ! NO! RANDALLS JUST TAGGED IN FROM HORNET AND HE RUNS OVER AND CUTS OFF LAWRENCE !

SB: Randalls just dragged Stanley back into the middle of the ring, right as he was about to tag in Eddy Love... Randalls is smirking at Eddy, as Eddy has to wait before they can tear into each other! You would think that Randalls would WANT Eddy in the ring, though.

BB: But now Eddy has to watch The Wolf pick apart his tag partner... and he can't do anything about it except watch it as the chances of his team beating The Claimstakers gets slimmer and slimmer. Randalls is stomping away on Stanley, who is trying to get to his feet... Randalls has Stanley hooked by both arms... BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!

SB: Randalls delivered that like a snap suplex... he's super strong, and also super creepy!

BB: Randalls follows Stanley immediately, like a hunter chasing his prey... driving a double axehandle to Stanley 's spine. Randalls now hoists the larger Stanley up, backbreaker! And another one!

SB: Listen to Stanley scream in pain... not the first time you've heard a Brit scream for mercy at the hands of an American!

BB: Randalls now is sitting on Stanley 's back and he hooks the arms... CAMEL CLUTCH! Randalls is cinching back, asphyxiating Stanley .  (CLOSEUP: Stanley 's face, with blood squirting out of his forehead. STANLEY : "OHHHGOOOODDDD NOOOOOO!")

SB: How can he breathe? He's gotta be hurt. The man has wrestled two matches tonight and is being choked out by the toughest wrestler to ever walk the planet!

BB: Stanley is pretty tough himself... Randalls is pulling back, yelling for Troutman to ring the bell. Look at Stanley , his eyes are starting to roll in the back of his head!

SB: He might lose oxygen to his brain... that could make him even less coherent!

BB: Troutman checks the arm... it drops once... and a second time... and a thir-- NO! Stanley clenches his fist! (The crowd is clapping in rhythm.) Stanley is trying to get up... yes, Stanley is up! Stanley is up, with Randalls on his back and Stanley DROPS BACK ONTO THE MAT! WHAT IMPACT!

SB: All his weight and all of Randalls' weight fell at once!

BB: Stanley is out on the mat... but Randalls reaches back and tags in Eli! Eli Flair climbs into the ring and stomps Stanley on the back... and is now hunched over, motioning for Stanley to get up! Eli again stomps Stanley , motioning for the big Brit to get up!

SB: Eli, trust me... if he could, he would!

BB: The King of Extreme now picks up Stanley by his hair... and he hooks his legs... I don't know what this is going to be...

SB: Something incredibly violent, I'm guessing.

BB: FLAIR PICKS STANLEY UP AND DROPS BACK IN A CRADLE PILEDRIVER! I THINK HE JUST SNAPPED STANLEY 'S NECK IN TWO! WHAT A MOVE FROM ELI!

SB: He should be locked up... if he can even THINK about doing that to another human being, let alone doing that... he should be locked up.

BB: Eli is staring at Troy and Eddy, both of whom have been out of the ring for almost 15 minutes at this point. Eli looks down at Stanley, who is out cold from taking the beating of a lifetime. And Eli now points at Stanley ... and turns to Hornet! It looks like The Claimstakers are back as a unit.

SB: Hornet looks like a 4-year-old in a candy store! He wants in desperately!

BB: Eli TAGS Hornet in! Hornet immediately runs to Stanley and begins to grapevine the legs... NOOO! ELI FLAIR JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND DECKED HORNET FROM BEHIND, BREAKING THE HOLD! HORNET TURNS AROUND--- CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! FLAIR JUST CHOKESLAMMED HORNET!

SB: I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE I HATE GET HURT!

BB: Randalls is now in the ring, yelling at Flair! Hornet is rolling out of the ring... Now Hornet is walking to the locker room! He doesn't want anything to do with this anymore! And Randalls and Flair are shoving each other... OHHHHEDDDDYYYY LOVVVE! EDDY LOVE JUST FLEW OUT OF NOWHERE AND FLIPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH ELI FLAIR! LOVE IS POUNDING AWAY ON FLAIR AT RINGSIDE!

SB: GET HIM EDDY! THIS IS FOR YOU, MELISSA!

BB: The bloodied, battered Lawrence Stanley also just fell to ringside... I think he's out cold! He's hurt badly! And Randalls and Troy are in the ring, exchanging chops with each other!

SB: WAIT! WAIT! LOOK UP AT THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCEWAY? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

BB: A man... some guy dressed in cowboy gear is up there... Hornet looks at this guy... I can't see who it is. That guy just handed Hornet a tape of some kind... and Hornet is backpedaling away, and this guy is walking towards ringside. He throws his hat down... that's... that's...

SB: THAT'S MARK! THAT'S MARK WINDHAM ! THAT'S MARK WINDHAM ! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

(The crowd is going NUTS, chanting MARK! MARK! MARK!)

BB: Eli and Eddy are now in the crowd, slugging it out... Troy has Randalls in the corner, chopping him... AND MARK WINDHAM JUST ROLLED INTO THE RING! PEE WEE TROUTMAN SEES HIM AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!

SB: NO ONE DOES! NO ONE EVER THOUGHT WE WOULD SEE HIM AGAIN!

BB: Mark is in the ring and he waits... his brother Troy turns around and finally sees him! And Troy can't believe it! Troy is in shock!

SB: As am I... these two haven't talked in years! And they've NEVER been face to face in a wrestling ring before!

BB: Troy doesn't know what to do... he reaches his hand out to Mark, who just stares at it! AND NOW MARK JUST DECKED TROY WITH THAT PATENTED LEFT HAND! THE SOUTHPAW JUST DECKED HIS BROTHER!

SB: OHHH MAN! THE WINDHAM FAMILY FEUD HAS STARTED ONCE AGAIN!

BB: Mark is staring down at the mat at Troy , who is holding his head... AND NOW MARK JUST SPINS AROUND HITS RANDALLS WITH A LEFT HOOK! HE JUST SENT RANDALLS TO THE MAT!

SB: Mikey didn't even see it coming! No one did!  But does that mean Randalls just got tagged in?!

BB: This crowd can't stop chanting... Mark! Mark! Mark! The enigmatic CSWA legend is apparently back in the saddle! But now, after that dramatic debut... he's once again leaving!

SB: And look in the crowd! Eddy's got the chair!

BB: EDDY JUST CROWNED ELI WITH A CHAIR TO THE FACE! ELI IS NOW BUSTED OPEN! AND EDDY AGAIN HITS ELI!

SB: This is Eddy's chance at revenge for Melissa...

BB: Randalls and The Slacker are now getting up, both still in shock after the dramatic appearance of Mark Windham! Randalls quickly brings Troy down with a snap suplex-- oh no! He holds onto the position and has Troy up again... ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX-- and AGAIN he holds on! A THIRD LOCOMOTION SNAP SUPLEX FROM MIKE RANDALLS!

SB: Troy 's neck can NOT handle that!

BB: Randalls is on the mat, fatigued himself... but he covers Troy ! One... two... no! Troy kicks out! We have a camera in the concouse-- LOOK AT THIS! EDDY AND ELI ARE POUNDING EACH OTHER ON THE CONCOURSE! Eddy whips Eli into the wall... Eddy charges and ELI JUST BACKDROPPED EDDY LOVE INTO THE WALL!  BOTH GUYS ARE BLOODIED MESSES AND ARE CRUMPLED ON THE FLOOR IN A HEAP!

SB: Come on, Eddy! Show him why you're The Southern Dandy!

BB: Randalls now onto the second rope... LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS WINDHAM 'S NECK! But Randalls is holding his back somewhat. I think it must still hurt from earlier in the match when Stanley fell back onto Randalls... but Randalls hooks the leg! One.... twoooo.... threee--- NOOOOO! TROY GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE! TROY SOMEHOW GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPE!

SB: He always does that... he always finds a way at the last possible second!

BB: Flair and Love are now up on the upper deck! Flair has Love... RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE STEPS! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN…and I don’t know if Eddy Love’s gonna get back up!

SB: Comeoncomeoncomeon Eddy....

BB: Randalls is crouched down, looking at Troy , waiting for him... HE CATHCES TROY AND SNAPS BACK IN A SIDEWAYS CHICKENWING SUPLEX! HE JUST DUMPED TROY RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! But Randalls isn't covering... he grabs Troy and picks him right back up... and he makes a cross-throat gesture!

SB: NOOO! Randalls is gonna take Troy out for good right here!

BB: Randalls has Troy in the air... OHHHHHHNOO! HE JUST DROPPED TROY IN A MICHINOKU DRIVER! TROY 'S SPINE JUST CRUMBLED INTO DUST!!! HE'S OUT COLD! (CLOSEUP: Troy 's leg twitching.)

SB: AND FLAIR JUST SUPLEXED EDDY DOWN THOSE STEPS!

BB: Randalls drags Troy to the middle of the ring... he wants to make sure that this is it right here! Randalls covers... ONE..... TWOOOO... THREEENOOOOO!!!! LAWRENCE STANLEY JUST DOVE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL! (CROWD: STAN-LEY! STAN-LEY!) STANLEY IS ON HIS FEET! LOOK AT HIS EYES! HE'S NOT READY TO GIVE UP A FIGHT YET!

SB: Flair is on top of Eddy, pounding away... I can't watch this anymore. Just look at the smirk on his face!

BB: Randalls is up immediately and he whips Stanley to the corner-- No! Stanley reverses and Randalls hits HARD into the corner! And Stanley charges and hits Randalls with a shouldertackle... AND NOW HE HOISTS RANDALLS TO THE TOP ROPE! (The crowd ERUPTS at the set up for Stanley 's TR DDT.)

SB: Eli is setting Eddy up... he wants to eliminate Eddy forever! NOOOO! EDDY LOVE FOREVER! (From the runway, Eddy is seen perilously leaning on the upper deck railing, right next to the Video wall.)

BB: STANLEY FALLS BACK AND HITS THE GUILLOTINE! STANLEY JUST HIT RANDALLS IN THE GUILLOTINE! STANLEY CRAWLS TO MAKE THE COVER! THIS IS IT! ONNNNEE! TWOOOOOOO! THREEENOOOOOO! RANDALLS GETS A SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!

SB: And Eli is AGAIN wailing away on Eddy... and now Eli backs up! He wants to dump Eddy off the top! NOOO!

BB: Stanley is up, and he hooks Randalls... HE WANTS TO GIVE HIM HIS PUMPHANDLE POWERBOMB! Stanley lifts Randalls BUT NO! RANDALLS SPINS OUT AND DIAMONDCUTTER'S STANLEY! HE JUST SPIKED STANLEY 'S FACE OFF THE MAT!  I THINK THE GENT 'S BACK FINALLY GAVE OUT ON HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!

SB: FLAIR RUNS AT EDDYYYY----- OHHHHHHHHHHHH! EDDY BACKDROPPPPS ELIIIIIIII---- (The crowd is going bonkers as Eli falls off the second tier and lands on an area next to the runway, as a loud crashing noise can be heard.)

BB: Randalls is standing over Stanley , and he grapevines the leg for the Devastator! Randalls has the legs hoo--- NOOO! STANLEY HOOKS RANDALLS’ HEAD! HE CRADLES RANDALLS! ONNNNE! TWOOOO! THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY LOORRRRRDDDD!

(As soon as the bell rings, fireworks begin to go off all over the place. The crowd is leaping up and down like mad, screaming and screeching! The camera cuts to Troy Windham, looking up in disbelief. Eddy Love, on the upper deck, props himself up to raise his hand.  Randalls is on his knees, not believing it as Troutman raises Stanley 's hand, despite the fact that Stanley is out cold on the mat.)

SB: NO WAY ! NO (BLEEP) ING WAY ! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

BB: AFTER WRESTLING 30 PLUS MINUTES EARLIER IN THE EVENING AGAINST OUR WORLD CHAMPION... AFTER BEING PICKED APART FOR AN ENTIRE MATCH... AFTER ALL THAT, LAWRENCE STANLEY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO COUNTER THE DEVASTATOR AND PIN PERHAPS THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME!  FOLKS, WE HAVE TO GO! NEW ORLEANS IS A MADHOUSE TONIGHT!

(CLOSEUP: A group of fans in the crowd all holding up signs that spell out "S-T-A-N-L-E-Y." FADE TO BLACK.)