CSWA SuperPRIMETIME in San Antonio July 15, 1997 ----------------------------------- (Sammy Benson is running through an almost jungle-like forest, wearing prison-issue garb) SB: Escaped.......must find.......hiding place. Have to... .....get away....now. (Benson continues down the little-used trail, but near the end, finds an apparently abandoned trailer. Sammy runs into the trailer and collapsed against an inside counter.) Rudy Seitzer: Sammy!? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in jail. SB: (still breathing card) Had to get away.....coming for me. Rudy Seitzer: Who, the police? Wait.....what's that noise? (Rudy looks over to a glass of water on the counter........ almost mechanically, methodically, ripples begin to form from some type of vibration. The noise comes closer, and inexplicably, stops.) Rudy Seitzer: What in the freakin' world!? SB: Shhhhh!!! If he can't hear you.......AHHHHHHH!!! (screams, as by one of the windows of the trailer, a giant head appears) Rudy Seitzer: Is that......? SB: RED!!!!!!!!!! KEEP HIM AWAY!!! (The trailer begins to move as a giant RED MIDGET begins pushing it toward a nearby cliff) Rudy: What's he doing!? He's going to push us over the cliff! Giant Red: NOT SO SMALL NOW, AM I SAMMY!? IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY LITTLE MAN! Rudy: But I didn't do anything!!!! It was Sammy! Get me out of here!!! SB: (sobs) Make it stop, make it stop! (The trailer continues to move as the Red Midgets bellows) Rudy: We're going to go over the cliff! Hold on to something! HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The trailer goes over the cliff, but stops before crashing into the rocks below. Benson, unable to hold on, crashes with a sickening thud face first on the glass window below.) SB: Help.......me. RS: (holding on to a counter above) Hold on, don't move. SB: I.....can't....(the glass begins to spiderweb) RS: I'll help you.... (As Rudy begins to move to help Sammy, he loses his grip on the nearby shelf. It opens, and a plastic egg falls....... inevitably toward the glas. It hits, and the glass shatters. Benson begins to fall.) SB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Sammy Benson sits straight up in his jail cell bunk, sweat streaming down his face.) SB: (sobbing) I didn't do it....I didn't do it. ---------------------------------------------------------- (fadein: camera pans the packed Alamodome as the lights dim and the patented CSWA laser lightshow begins to kick things off) BB: Wrestling fans, welcome to U-62, the Alamodome, and CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME in SAN ANTONIO!!!! Tonight, the CSWA is giving us all more to remember than just the Alamo! We're gonna get things started in just a few moments with two solid new tag teams, as the massive powerful DESTRUCTION CREW takes on the debuting LUCHADORO DX! Sean Swift will be in action, along with the newest member of the Tri-State Terrors, at least here in the CSWA, JASON "Wildside" WYLDER! CM: Sorry I'm late, Bill, but had those "commissioner's duties" to take care of. BB: Fans, CSWA Commissioner Chad Merritt has joined me here at the booth, I'm assuming, to be my color commentator. CM: As always, you're most perceptive, Bill. BB: And you're as genuine as always, Chad. Also in action, two young lions face off as JARED JUSTICE meets the man on a roll the "Rant" RICKY GANT! Another young man, REGGIE 'Reign' OUTLAW has his hands full with the former three-time United States/National Champion BONECRUSHER. Former Intracontinental Champ BILLY STARR looks to continue his winning ways since his return, but the Boss of "The Family" ANTONIO DIROMA, might just have something to say about that. CM: And speaking of returns, we've got two big ones tonight! Former CSWA World Champion JOEY MELTON takes on another member of the Family in "Big" VITO GRECO. And the man who surprised the world with his return at the inaugural FRIDAY NIGHT FURY, former Enterprise Superleague Champion DREAM WARRIOR is back! But he'll have to brave the possibility of a Muffin Choke from "The Muffin Man" OTIS SPUNKMEYER. BB: Thanks for just taking right over there. CM: No problem, I'm always here to pitch in. BB: Gee thanks. And fans, in what might just be a wild one, STEVE FIENNES takes on WILDSTAR, in a contest in which both men have some revenge to reap. And in the DOUBLE MAIN EVENT... CM: There's a reason we call this one a *SUPER*PRIMETIME, Bill. BB: Indeed, in the first half, *Professional Wrestling's UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS takes on CSWA United States Champion JULIUS GODREIGN in the long-awaited rematch from the IRONMAN of CHAMPIONS earlier this year. And in the second half, the CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is on the line as champion and the man with the "Strongest Arms In The World" GUNS takes on the King of the Slackers, TROY WINDHAM. CM: Talk about long-awaited.....that's one been waiting a while as well. BB: It's a rematch from the Final Four of the CSWA World Tournament way back in April.....a match in which Mark Windham interjected himself and cost Troy Windham the match. CM: The top rope belly to belly from GUNS didn't help Troy's chances either. BB: We've also been told that you have another of your special announcements, Chad. CM: They're starting to become a habit, aren't they? BB: Do I dare even ask what it's regarding? CM: Well, let's just say at this point, I'm not planning to fire anyone. BB: So this announcement will be different from all the others? CM: I said at *this* point, Bill. Don't make me change my mind. BB: Hey, you've gotta pay me either way....that's what a contract's good for. CM: That's what a good lawyer's for. BUCKLEY: Without further delay, I think I'm safe in saying, "It's time!" MERRITT: Time for what? For a pill? I always had you pegged for a substance abuse problem. BUCKLEY: Mr.Merritt you may be my boss, but you have no right to talk to me like that... MERRITT:(laughing) Um...that's exactly why I can talk to you like that. BUCKLEY: Hmmm....suppose you're right. It speaks volumes about our country when a guy like you can get ahead in the world, and someone like me is stuck working at the same pay for the last nine years. MERRITT: Same pay? I'll have to chance that Monday morning. BUCKLEY: Wait, you mean after all these years I'm finally getting a raise. MERRITT: Yes and no. I'm having company towels done up for this years' Christmas bonus...put yourself down for a face cloth as well. BUCKLEY: I hate my life. MERRITT: Just for general information, suicide doesn't pay in our life insurance policy... ============================================================ Billy Starr vs Antoni DiRoma (match joined a few minutes in) BUCKLEY: DiRoma scoops up Starr, and slams him down! He's handled the former IC champion with relative easy so far. MERRITT: Word I'm getting is that he handles a lot of people, if you know what I mean. BUCKLEY: Please! DiRoma hooks the tights, he's going for a vertical suplex, but Billy wraps one leg around DiRoma's and blocks the attempt! Billy lifts Antoni up, and suplexes him himself! What a counter! MERRITT: It's been brought to my attention that Benson was a drinker? How accurate is that? BUCKLEY: You have a chemcial inbalance right? I hope.. MERRITT: Not that I'm aware of, why? BUCKLEY: No reason. Starr pumps his fist to the crowd, and delivers a bulldog! Cover, ONE...TWO..no! DiRoma still shaken from that move..Starr whips him across the ring, flying elbow! MERRITT: As a kid I thought I could fly, but I wouldn't call that a mental problem.. BUCKLEY: Billy has him up, slingshot suplex! He's on his game now, and it could be only a matter of time, for DiRoma!! MERRITT: Speaking of DiRoma we need to get somebody out here to take care of that smell...unless it's just the common people. BUCKLEY: Starr hooks the right leg of Antoni, steps over, and lays down with the figure four! (Starr/DiRoma contiuned...) BUCKLEY: DiRoma has nowhere to go, he's got to give it up soon, or risk a broken leg! MERRITT: And if he thinks the company is paying for it, *laughs* he's dead wrong. Come on, son...save yourself the money and tap out. BUCKLEY: That's it Worthington is calling for the bell, "Blazin" Billy has won by submission!! Another great win for the SuperStarr! MERRITT: Oh cute...tell me you thought of that yourself? BUCKLEY: Don't push me over the edge, I'll quit.. MERRITT: By all means, it's not like I can't go out and find some poor soul to do your job. BUCKLEY: Ahhhh...let's go to Rudy Seizter who's standing by with Billy Starr! (Cutto: Rudy at ringside with Billy Starr) RUDY SEIZTER: Thanks Bill, and my prayers are with you.. (Merritt looks puzzled) RUDY SEIZTER: Billy, another great win tonight..you look fully recovered from the neck injury..and if I can be frank, you look as good as ever! (crowd cheers) BILLY STARR: Thanks Rudy, I feel good...and tonight just goes to show that all my hardwork day in and day out pays off! (cheers) RUDY SEIZTER: Billy, when you first came into the CSWA a lot of people were predicting that you'd be a UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and maybe more! Tell us right now, now that you're back and in good health..what your plans are? BILLY STARR: I feel like I can do anything right now, Rudy. I know that sounds corny, but it's how I feel. I've advanced in the IC tourney..and if I keep training, I see no reason why I souldn't walk home with that belt. From there, the sky is the limit. You know, when championship gold, and for that matter championship matches...comes everything that's bad in the CSWA, and no I'm not taking about Merritt..(Rudy laughs, Chad doesn't hear as he's busy having a fan escorted out of the arena) I'm talking about all the so called 'supergroups'. The TSTs, DOAND, the NOM, the JWO..and forgive me if I'm missing a few. I stand here today sick and tired of it! (cheers) The next time I hold CSWA gold over my head, it's going to show that you can succeed on your own merits! That hardwork, pays off! So if any of you, that I mentioned before wanna step in my face, you better think about stepping off, because Billy Starr has his guns set for higher...and they're loaded boys! RUDY SEIZTER: Alright! That just goes to show, that you'd never join a group like that yourself! Would ya? BILLY STARR: Of course not, Rudy..Of course not. ------------ BUCKLEY: Fans, we've gotta pay the bills..when we return, so does "Arrogance"! MERRITT: yes...yes..pay the bills. BUCKLEY: We're back! I hope you enjoyed those, inspiring commercials. You know, I never thought I'd see the day when the CSWA promoted Skittles! MERRITT: Hey! Watch your mouth...for two reasons! One, they put money into this show now, and two...because they're bite size candies! BUCKLEY: Does the phrase, "to hell in a handbasket" mean anything to you? MERRITT: No, should it? BUCKLEY: Let's just go to the ring... ============================================================ "Big" Vito Greco vs "Arrogance" Joey Melton (joined a few minutes in) BUCKLEY: Greco, looks to spoil Joey's return to the CSWA! And thus far he's doing a good job of it! Greco, whips Melton to the ropes, big clothesline! Vito smiles over at Kristy Marie...Joey's wife! MERRITT: Now, Buckley, do you understand why we let Mrs.Melton stand at ringside? BUCKLEY: Praise the lord...Greco, picks up Melton by the throat, he's choking the life out of him!! At this rate, Melton may not last too much longer! MERRITT: This Vito kid, he's not actually getting paid by me is he? BUCKLEY: Vito nails Melton with an elbow in the corner! He pulls his arm back, and measures him for a huge right forearm! Melton's in trouble... MERRITT: Cause if he is, he might not be for much longer..I'm making some cutbacks... such as the water pressure in the shower.. BUCKLEY: Melton drops to one knee, and oh my there's his trick elbow again! Vito is in some kind of pain! Joey with a swinging neckbreaker! He can get it together so quickly! MERRITT: The man is one of the greats Buckley, perhaps if you'd watch the match instead of making wisecracks you'd see that! BUCKLEY: Melton executes a slingshot suplex! To his feet, he bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow!! Kristy Marie looks at her hubby..I think she's calling for the end! MERRITT: End of the marriage? NOooooo!!! BUCKLEY: For the end of the match! Melton picks up both of Vito's legs...he drops an elbow onto his left knee!! That's gotta hurt! MERRITT: Well, I bet it dont' feel good! BUCKLEY: Joey looks at someone in the crowd, and tells them to shutup...before hooking on the FIGURE FOUR!! That's his move, Chad! Vito has nowhere to go!! MERRITT: Come on, son...get movin! BUCKLEY: Joey has a hold of the top rope for leverage, but the ref can't see it!! Worthington calls for the bell, Vito gave it up!! MERRITT: Told ya he would, my dear boy.. BUCKLEY: Melton is victorious again!! We'll be back! BUCKLEY: Chad, although I don't improve of your shady business tactics..I admit tonight's MAIN EVENT matches, are pretty darn good. MERRITT: Of course they are, Bill. That's what I've been trying to tell the fans, now that Thomas is out of the picture we can finally get on with business here. We don't have him weighing us down. BUCKLEY: I make a simple comment about tonight's lineup and you turn it into, an anti-Thomas tirade! MERRITT: It's called, "Showmanship". BUCKLEY: I know what it's called, but I'm not saying.. MERRITT: Careful...I'm still in my Steinbrenner mood. "Hey, Martin you're fired! And you know what I'm going to hire you again next year, so I can fire you! ha!" BUCKLEY: For the love of all that's good and pure, let's just go to the ring.. MERRITT: Bill, why are you crying? ============================================================ Jason "Wildside" Wylder vs Wesley Paige BUCKLEY: Wesley Paige has a tough task ahead of him tonight, he's in dire need of a win, but he's got a tough opponent. Jason Wylder, a rookie and for one he's making quite a name for himself. A member of the Tri-State Terrors, he's nasty.. MERRITT: Tri-state my butt. All the so called "little people" have banded together..well, you know what I think about little people. BUCKLEY: All too well. Paige backs Wylder up, and slings him across the ring, Jason off the ropes and he catches Paige with a flying clothesline! Wylder not wasting anytime, hooks the arms...doublearm powerbomb! MERRITT: Just in case any fans are wondering, there will not be any Wesley Paige T-shirts for sale. BUCKLEY: Wylder throws Paige into a corner, and goes to work! Jason picks up Wesley and sets him on the top rope..Wylder from the top rope, DDT!! MERRITT: Way to go, kid. You're still not getting paid for tonight's match, but good job. BUCKLEY: Wylder, isn't finished yet, what's the point. He could pin Paige at anytime! "Wildside" has him up, TOMBSTONE piledriver!! If he wasn't dead before, he is now! MERRITT: Call Marvin...we have a code blue! BUCKLEY: Wydler, with a very slack cover, ONE...TWO...THREE!! Cue up another victory, for the Tri-State Terrorists! MERRITT: The little people strike again... you just don't know how happy that makes me.. BUCKLEY: We have to take a timeout, but we'll be back with Muffinman and the return of Dream Warrior!! MERRITT: How come I wasn't notified of his return? BUCKLEY: Actually fans for the first time, in CSWA history I was wrong... MERRITT: First time ever?? How modest.. BUCKLEY: With all due respect, hush. As I was saying, I was wrong. The Dream Warrior/Otis Spunkmeyer match isn't up right now, that's a bit later. MERRITT: For crying outloud, you can't even figure out what matches are up? You'd think with those 100 sheets of paper in front of you, you'd know that. BUCKLEY: (to self) Be nice...be nice. MERRITT: Let's move it, Buckley. This place isn't free ya know. BUCKLEY: I think I know now, why Sammy drinks.. ============================================================ Reggie "Reign" Outlaw vs Bonecrusher BUCKLEY: The bell rings, as Outlaw takes a few shots from behind...trying to get an early start on Bonecrusher! Reggie, clotheslines BC into the corner! I suppose if you're going to wear down the big man you better start early! MERRITT: Is that cheating? Beating someone before the bell rings? I mean should I do something about that? BUCKLEY: No, of course not! Outlaw, throws BC out of the corner with an armdrag! I'm not sure if that's the type of move you want to use against the big man! Reggie goes for a flying dropkick, but Crusher moves out of the way!! MERRITT: I'm thinking about creating a belt for little people just to show everyone that I"m not such a bad guy.. how about the Tri-State title? (laughs) BUCKLEY: Yeah, uh good idea. :under breath: Freak. Bonecrusher, grabs Reggie by the hair and sends him face first into the turnbuckle! He does it again, and one more time for good measure! MERRITT: If he's cut, should I stop the fight? BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher throws him across the ring and into the opposite corner! He follows with a elbow! He's vicious there's no doubt about that! MERRITT: I know I'm not a doctor, but his head shouldn't be snapping back like that, should it? BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher goes right back to work, with a side-slam! That's a lot of weight dropping on the body, of Reggie Outlaw! BC off the middle rope with a leg drop!! OHmy. For someone his size, he's got a lot of tools! MERRITT: He's the tool man!! Now, all he needs is a manager called Al. BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher, has Reggie up....there's the POWERBOMB!! Man alive, nobody does it better! The cover, ONE.....TWO........THREE!! Bonecrusher wins!! MERRITT: Now, bring out Sticky Goo Head! BUCKLEY: We'll be back with DREAM WARRIOR, and the Muffin man! BUCKLEY: As I promised earlier, it's not time for the return of Dream Warrior!! Five years ago, the man was on his way to becoming a legend! MERRITT: But, he asked for too much money and I told him to get walking. BUCKLEY: You're all heart, you know that. MERRITT: So I've been told. BUCKLEY: Fans, as I was saying..five years ago, Dream Warrior was at the very top of our sport. He was the ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Frankly there weren't too many men in our sport, who he hadn't beaten.. where he's been for these last four years, I don't know but he's back....and tonight we'll begin to see if he can regain the form that made him a World Champion! MERRITT: All I know is that the Dream Warrior merchandise is selling like hotcakes on a griddle! Thank you Sticky wherever you are, tonight! BUCKLEY: That's hartwarming, to say the least! As they say, late night on Cinemax, "Let's get it on!" ============================================================ Otis Spunkmeyer(Muffin Man) vs Dream Warrior BUCKLEY: Otis, has taken his sweet time about getting to the ring, but he's finished passing out Muffins, and finally in the ring! ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays) (crowd goes wild) BUCKLEY: Here he is!! DREAM WARRIOR!! The fans are going nuts, the former EN World champion is back, and he looks to be in great shape! MERRITT: Yes, cheer people cheer...and go to the nearest merchandise stand! BUCKLEY: Stop thinking about money for once in your life, and enjoy the moment! A former champion has returned home! These fans are lovin it, and frankly so am I! DW is in the ring..and he's not wasting anytime!! DW takes Muffin man by the hair..and backs him up in the corner, Warrior with a vicious headbutt! MERRITT: He gets the move never seen anymore, award for tonight! BUCKLEY: Please pay someone to do Sammy's job... MERRITT: Do your job, and hush. BUCKLEY: Dream Warrior picks up Muffin Man and drops him throat first on the ropes! Scoops him up, fallaway slam! I don't know where he's been, but he looks good! MERRITT: Not bad...I have to admit. BUCKLEY: Dream Warrior with a reverse neckbreaker! Quick cover, ONE....TWO..NO! That was close, but no cigar! Muffin Man rakes the eyes, to the displeasure of this crowd! Otis whips him into the ropes and executes a powerslam!! MERRITT: Not bad for a piece of dried up bread.. BUCKLEY: Spunkmeyer, wraps his arms around DW, belly to back suplex! Muffs isn't half bad you know that.. (Muffin Man/Dream Warrior) BUCKLEY: Spunkmeyer stomps away at DW, as Warrior is laid out on the mat! Spunkmeyer walks over to his corner, and pops a muffin in his mouth! MERRITT: For crying out loud, look at that...he can hardly chew it!! Either it's as hard as a rock, or the man has to be spoon fed, you decide. BUCKLEY: Otis helps Dream Warrior to his feet, and knocks him down again with a short arm clothesline! Muffin, showing he's got some skils, applies a camel clutch! Dream Warrior is in trouble! MERRITT: The man stays in trouble, and from what I remember from his days in the CSWA, he wasn't a very bright man either. Once, believing a sugar powered doughnut was an albino midget.. BUCKLEY: That's enough, right there! Spunkmeyer, leans back..and applies even more pressure!! He's doing a lot of damage to DW, as well as getting a rest himself! MERRITT: So you're saying he doesn't have muffins for brains, he's smart after all. BUCKLEY: I wouldn't go that far. Dream Warrior somehow manages to make his way over to the ropes, and Ben Worthington calls for the break! What started off great for DW, has turned sour...it's funny to say it, but Muffin Man is for real! MERRITT: Only in the CSWA... BUCKLEY: You're not kidding. Otis, backs DW up, and fires him across the ring, off the ropes, leap frog by Spunkmeyer, DW off the ropes again but this time Dream Warrior catches him with a shoulderblock! The Alamodome loved that one! DW he's setting up for his finisher.. he's got it the SLEEPER!!! MERRITT: Nighty Night, Muffins... BUCKLEY: Dream Warrior has the sleeper hold, hooked in..but Spunkmeyer just dropped to his butt, and DW's chin hit hard against Otis' head! Ben Worthington tends to Dream Warrior, hey what's Spunkmeyer doing?! MERRITT: It looks like he's cheating, should I be concerned? BUCKLEY: Oh no not at all..Spunkmeyer, he's got a muffin!! He just pulled out a muffin from his shorts!!! Aside from being, nasty... that's unfair! MERRITT: Oh stop whining, it's called the will to win.. BUCKLEY: Thanks, Sammy... Dream Warrior, to his feet, and ohmy!! Spunkmeyer just shoved a muffin down his throat! DW is down, here's the pin....ONE...TWO....... wait Ben's calling for the bell.....he saw the muffin!!! MERRITT: Thank you, Ben..see we only pay for the best!! BUCKLEY: Dream Warrior has won this by DQ!! But look at Spunkmeyer, he's going nuts..he's shoving muffin after muffin down DW's throat.... MERRITT: Marvin, get out there and do something..I mean god forbid I have to. BUCKLEY: We'll be back. This is sick! BB: Fans, welcome back from the break. The Alamodome is a bit quiet after the display we just saw. CM: Bill, I'm not a muffin connoisseur...but cinnamon raisin isn't supposed to go down like that, is it? BB: Um, I have to go with a no on that one. CM: Is there anything in the rulebook about pulling a muffin from your shorts? BB: That's another no. CM: (pulls out a tape recorder) Note to self: revise rulebook to include now-infamous "Muffin Rule". (turns tape recorder off) Good call by the referee on that one. BB: I think Spunkmeyer may have gotten himself into more than he bargained for. If he thinks Dream Warrior is a pushover....he's got another thing coming. CM: I just can't believe he kept a muffin....down there. It raises all sorts of mind-boggling questions....questions that I want out of mind NOW. BB: Fans, up next, we've got one of the 'young lions' of the sport in action against a former US Tag Team Champion. CM: Why do you have to call him that? BB: Well....it's true. CM: We all know it was a fluke. Let it rest. BB: Both men are in the ring, it's Sean Swift taking on Carl Brigsby, and referee Ben Worthington has called for the bell! CM: Brigsby comes out of the corner, and he's all over Swift! BB: Worthington is warning Brigsby about those closed fists, but they already done their damage...Swift is down on the mat. Brigsby pounces on Swift with an elbow... but Swift lives up to his name, rolling away and leaving Brigsby with nothing but the mat. CM: Well, *that's* a surprise. BB: Swift gets up to his feet and sidesteps an attempt at a shoulderblock. Swift follows up with a right hand, then irish whips the bigger man into the ropes. Brigsby ducks the clothesline attempt and comes back across with a cross body! Swift catches Brigsby and sends him over with a butterfly belly-to-belly suplex!!!! What a move! There's the cover.....ONE.........TWO....no! Brigsby kicks out! Swift pulls him up and sends him into the ropes again.... spinebuster by Swift! He leaves Brigsby on the mat and heads up to the top! TOP ROPE ELBOW! He hooks the leg! ONE....................TWO..................THREE!!!! And SEAN SWIFT gets the win after a slow start. CM: Fans, up next, JARED JUSTICE and RICKY GANT! ---------------------------------------------------------- CM: Okay, how about this, heads you keep your job, tails you're fired. BB: It's times like this I wish Sammy we're back. CM: Too bad for you, he's still rotting away in a jail cell. BB: What compassion for one of your employees... CM: Oh, that's right, I haven't fired him yet. (pulls out tape recorder) Note to self: stop all paychecks and benefits to Samuel L. Benson until matter resolved. BB: What heart. Fans, making their way to ring, we've got two more young stars. CM: Hey! You actually refrained from calling them 'young lions.' BB: Jared Justice has already begun to make a name for himself here in the CSWA and elsewhere. His opponent tonight is coming off a big win against Scott Powell in Orlando, and that is "The Rant" Ricky Gant. CM: Sounds like a baseball player moniker or something. BB: Quick rule of commentating, Chad, never go above a sixth grade reading level. CM: You've certainly kept to that rule in the past. BB: I'd say something witty......but I'd probably get fired. CM: You're probably right, now call the match. BB: The bell has rung, folks, and Justice and Gant lock up in the center of the ring. Justice calls for a test of strength, but Gant bypasses the formality and kicks Justice right in the midsection. Justice doubles over, and Gant drops him with a swinging neckbreaker! Early cover! ONE.......no! Justice kicks out easily, sending Gant halfway toward the ropes. Justice rolls outside for a breather, and Gant quickly follows, standing on the apron. Gant comes off, but Justice is ready! He catches Gant with a hard right to the midsection, and Gant hits the thin mats over that concrete floor HARD. Justice follows up with a knee drop to the chest of Gant, and then a hard stomp to the head of "The Rant." CM: Is that John Tesh coming down to ringside? BB: WHAT? Justice pulls Gant to his feet and rolls him back inside. Gant is slow getting to his feet, allowing Justice another time to set him up....Justice uses the ropes for leverage and catches Gant with a somersault plancha back inside the ring! Justice hooks the leg! ONE.....................NO, Gant kicks out! Justice pulls Gant to his feet and sends him for the ride into the far turnbuckle. Gant hits hard, and Justice follows in! NOBODY'S HOME! Justice just rang his own bell, hitting that turnbuckle hard. Gant pushes him back to the mat, then drops the elbow on the back of the head. Ricky pulls Justice up and irish whips him to the far side.... SPINEBUSTER!!! He hooks the leg! ONE.................... TWO..............NO!!!!! JUSTICE KICKS OUT, keeping himself alive in this one. CM: Ya gotta love it, Bill. (Justice/Gant continues) BB: Sheer willpower from Justice keeps him going in this one. He's fighting back with rights and lefts that are having some effect on Gant! Gant is down to one knee, and Justice sends him to the mat with a kneelift to the face! Gant rolls away from a boot to the chest and grabs the leg of Justice as it comes down. Justice goes down, and now both men are on the mat! Gant rolls on top of Justice, and now he's nailing Jared with some vicious right handed blows to the side of the head! Justice is somehow able to monkey flip Gant over, and he backflips so that now *he* is on Gant, repaying him with a few rights and lefts of his own! Gant pushes Justice off of him, and both men are back to their feet. CM: These two have really gone at here tonight. BB: Justice aims for, but misses with the standing dropkick. Gant pulls Justice up and once again sends him into the ropes. He scoops him up....POWERSLAM!!! But he doesn't go for the cover, instead, he's pulling Justice to his feet! CM: This could come back to haunt him....it's inexperience rearing it's ugly head. BB: CRASH AND BURN!!!! Gant hits that modified Tiger Driver of his!!! He hooks the leg! ONE................... TWO...................THREE!!!! "THE RANT" RICKY GANT wins this one, continuing his streak. CM: Or....it could give him the win...either way. BB: What a match by those two young men, and what a win for Gant. That "Crash and Burn" maneuver is amazing. Fans, up next, we've got Stan Parsons standing by to get a few words with Timmy Windham. Stan? SP: Thanks, Bill. I'm here in the VIP section with former Enterprise World Champion Timmy Windham. We all saw what happened in Orlando, when Timmy's match with Steve Fiennes was interrupted by Dawn of a New Day and Junior Hornet. Timmy, what is your physical condition after what happened last week? TW: Mr. Parsons, my doctor's say it's amazing that ME, excuse me, I'm, here tonight. As you know, my neck has suffered recurring injuries, thanks to my brother as well as my former tag team partner. I'm certainly not anywhere near one hundred percent. SP: Also in Orlando, Junior Hornet tried to interject himself in the match for the Unified Tag Titles.... TW: And he got put down by Jason Wylder and Steve Fiennes. I just wish I hadn't been on my way to the hospital, or I would have been down there too. I've heard that Wylder has challenged Junior Hornet....I just hope CSWA officials get off their butts and sign the match. I'd love to see Wylder get his hands on the fat man....P. Vicious, Junior Hornet, whatever the freak wants to call himself these days. SP: Back to you, Bill. BB: Some harsh words from a young man. CM: At least Stan didn't ask him about his brother... he might've reverted back into 'muppet mode.' BB: That young man has been through hell and back, Chad. I don't think you have any right bringing all that up again. CM: Bill, let me know when you've had to do public relations work after a crazed 'muppet' throws a fireball at a thirteen-year old kid....then I'll listen to your opinion. BB: That was four years ago at least. CM: Yeah, and guess who's still paying for reconstructive surgery on that kid...me! Not "Muppet Kid" Timmy Windham, ME. BB: I can see your bitter about all this. CM: Not bitter, just practical. In fact, I'm thinking of one more cost-cutting measure right now. BB: Folks, before Chad here decides to fire me, let's head to our next match. The Destruction Crew have made their way to the ring while we were all listening to Chad's tirade about muppets....now let's head down to Rhubarb for the introduction of their opponents. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, their opponents in this match are making their American debut ("Heatseeker" by AC/DC begins playing). First, hailing from Tokyo, Japan, standing at 6'1, 197 pounds, here is SAKI GEDO!!! His partner is from Mexico City, Mexico, and stands at 6'2, 210 pounds. He is EL HIJO DE DIABLO!!!!! They are LUCHADORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO DX! CM: What a getup this guy has on.....pitchforks, claws, what does he think he is, the devil? BB: That's what "Diablo" translates to, Chad. CM: Oh....I knew that. BB: Referee Patrick Young is the lucky one to call this match between brawn and speed. It looks like SAKI Gedo will start this one out against Sledgehammer. CM: Talk about a mismatch. BB: The Destruction Crew probably has over two hundred pounds on Luchadoro DX, and you can bet they're going to use it to their advantage. There's the bell, and SAKI tries to start things out quick, catching Sledgehammer with a dropkick. It sends Sledgehammer to the ropes, but doesn't knock him down at all. SAKI Gedo gets some momentum off the ropes on the other side and now he goes after Sledgehammer in the air.....HURRICANRANA....NO!!! He got up on Sledgehammer's shoulders but couldn't bring him over! Sledgehammer has SAKI trapped.....POWERBOMB!!!! He almost drove SAKI through the mat with that one!!! Early cover! ONE..............TWO.......................... NO!!!! Gedo twists his way out, and Sledgehammer can't believe it. SAKI tries to get to his corner, but Sledge grabs the smaller man and hooks the leg.....belly to back suplex by the big man! SAKI rolls away quickly, avoiding the cover. Again he tries to get to the ropes, and again, Sledgehammer catches him, this time spinning him around and dropping him face first on the mat with a modified tombstone. SAKI is in trouble.....he's got to get to his corner. Sledgehammer scoops SAKI up, it looks like he's trying for another powerbomb.....but SAKI rolls through and over the shoulder of the big man! He jumps to the middle of the top rope! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!! He caught Sledgehammer full on and sends him down!!! SAKI hooks the leg! ONE..............Sledgehammer kicks out, sending SAKI at least three feet in the air. But SAKI lands near his corner and tags in El Hijo De Diablo!!! On the other side, Sledgehammer gets to his corner and now Chainsaw is on his way in as well! We've got to take a quick break! (Destruction Crew/Luchadoro DX continues) BB: Fans, during the break, Chainsaw has taken over this match for the Destruction Crew. El Hijo de Diablo has been manhandled for the last three minutes. CM: I just don't see anyway that he can get up after that powerbomb from the top. BB: Chainsaw is standing on the second rope....he comes off with a huge splash and hooks the leg!! ONE........... TWO................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SAKI came off the top rope and nailed Chainsaw with a corkscrew plancha, breaking up the count!!! Referee Young is ordering SAKI out of the ring, but it may have given El Hijo de Diablo the breather he needed. Chainsaw crawls over to his corner and tags Sledgehammer back in....Diablo still isn't to his feet. But Sledgehammer remedies that, sending El Hijo de Diablo into the corner. Sledgehammer follows in.......back spin wheel kick catches Sledgehammer in the jaw!!! He doesn't go down, but he staggers back. El Hijo de Diablo to the second rope....MOONSAULT!!! He knocks Sledgehammer down and heads back up again! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! He covers! ONE..............NO!!! Sledgehammer kicks out, and he slowly but surely getting to his feet!!!! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! He just got that huge man up and down! The cover.... ONE...........TWO.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLEDGEHAMMER KICKS OUT!!!! He's trying to get to his corner, but El Hijo de Diablo stops him with a flurry of martial arts kicks! Sledgehammer is up on his feet.....TIGER DRIVER!!! El Hijo de Diablo nailed it!!! And now he tags in SAKI Gedo! SAKI is up top, and El Hijo de Diablo is still in the ring. SAKI jumps from the top rope to another!!!! DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAKI covers, El Hijo de Diablo tries to block Chainsaw! ONE........................TWO.............................. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCHADORO DX gets the win over the Destruction Crew. What tag team action! CM: Could somebody get my pills? I may be having a heart attack after all that. BB: I've never seen anything like that double springboard moonsault......that's incredible! I don't care how big you are....if you get hit with that, the law of gravity demands that you stay down. Good gracious! Fans, when we return, we've got a special grudge match on the way. Steve Fiennes is looking to get revenge for the injuries he suffered at the hands of Dawn of a New Day in Orlando......and Wildstar is looking to pay back Fiennes for the part he played in Dawn of a New Day losing the Unified Tag Titles. But will it be one-on-one? Not likely. We'll have it for you when we come back! BUCKLEY: It's been a wonderful night so far, and we're almost ready for our two MAIN EVENT matches... MERRITT: And my special announcment... BUCKLEY: Um..right. And Chad's special announcment. But right now, we've got a great match between two tag team champions, trying their luck in singles! Steve Fiennes has been successful in his singles run so far... MERRITT: Aside from the fact that he was jumped against Timmy Windham.. BUCKLEY: That's right. It appears, now that he's alone there are a few people out there that want a shot at him. Dawn of a New Day, Tsnumai and Wildstar gave both Steve Fiennes and Timmy Windham a beating, in Orlando! Steve Fiennes asked for the match, and it was signed! ============================================================ Wildstar vs Steve Fiennes BUCKLEY: Wildstar is in the ring, and we're waiting for the arrival of Steve Fiennes! MERRITT: I love Fiennes, and for that matter the CS Express. Do you have any idea how much money they've made me over the years.. BUCKLEY: Yeah yeah...he's a great wrestler how about that! (lights go out and Daft Punk by Da Funk plays) (crowd goes nuts) BUCKLEY: Here he goes! Steve Fiennes!! Even without his former partner in crime, Chad Gibson aka Dandy, he's still extremely popular.. MERRITT: Run people run!! To the arms of merchandising! (laughs) BUCKLEY: Fiennes enters the ring, there's the bell, and we're underway! Both men lock up in the middle of the ring, Fiennes with a monkey flip that sends Wildstar flying! MERRITT: (on phone) Yeah Marvin, call AJ..tell him to pick my clothes up from the cleaners..it's about that time. BUCKLEY: Can't you find anything more important for AJ to do than to get your cleaning? MERRITT: I don't want to give him too much, he can't handle it. BUCKLEY: Wildstar whips Fiennes into the corner, Steve leaps over 'Star, bounces off the ropes, and goes for a flying body press but Wildstar catches him in mid-air! Wildstar with a fallaway slam!! MERRITT: That's gotta hurt...I know I've down it Steve before..he's so naive. BUCKLEY: Fiennes to his feet, but he's knocked down with a superkick from Wildstar!! He might have him right now, ONE...TWO..NO!! Steve just did get up! Wildstar scoops up Fiennes and slams him down! MERRITT: He's going to the top rope!! "I believe I can fly.." BUCKLEY: Wildstar off the top rope, with an elbow that misses!! Fiennes rolled out of the way! (Fiennes/Wildstar cont...) BUCKLEY: Steve Fiennes, has both legs in each hand..he just leg dropped Wildstar where it counts the most!! Lordy Lou! Fiennes now going to the top rope, usually in the CS Express it was always Gibson that did the high flying! MERRITT: But, Bill this isn't a tag team match so I don't see your point.. BUCKLEY: Wildstar staggers to his feet, Fiennes off the top with a dropkick!! That one was planted right in Wildstar's kisser! ONE...TWO...TH-NO!! That was close! MERRITT: It'll be interesting to see if Fiennes can put Wildstar away, he's use to doing it with a Rocket Launcher, but as you pointed out Gibson isn't here. BUCKLEY: Fiennes sends Wildstar across the ring and off the ropes, flying body press!! Again, he's going to the top rope! But this time, Wildstar meets him up there!! MERRITT: I think Wildstar was waiting for that one.. BUCKLEY: Wildstarr off the top rope with a Superplex!! He's helping Steve to his feet now...Belly to belly suplex!! ONE...TWO..NO!! Again, Fiennes kicks out!! Wildstar with a German suplex! ONE...TWO.....NO!! Fiennes just did get a shoulder up that time! MERRITT: Wildstar is the strong of the two, Bill...Fiennes has got to use his quickness... BUCKLEY: Wildstar backs Fiennes into a corner, and delivers a series of heart kicks!! Steve is looking worn down right now! Wildstar whips him across the ring and into the opposite corner, but Fiennes comes shooting out with a flying clothesline!!! Wildstar ducks, and Ben Worthington gets taken out!! The ref is down!! MERRITT: Don't worry, he'll wake up in a few minutes! BUCKLEY: The ref is down, meanwhile Fiennes just hit Wildstar with a superkick!! He's going up top!! Fiennes off the top rope with a splash!! A mini Rocket Launcher if you will!! He's got the pin, but the ref can't count! (crowd boos) BUCKLEY: Wait a sec, here comes Jason"Wildside"Wylder!! A member of the Tri-State Terrors! Jason, is in the ring OHNO!! He just DDT'd Fiennes...Wylder picks up Wildstar and lays him over Fiennes..he's trying to wake up the ref!! MERRITT: Is this cheating? BUCKLEY: YES! Worthington is slowly coming to, as Wylder heads for higher ground..he's going to count the pin!! ONE......TWO.....THREE!! Wildstar has won it, with the help of a little Tri-State Terrorism!! MERRITT: It looks like Wylder isn't done Bill.. BUCKLEY: No, he's not..he's got a 2x4..and he's going to work on both Fiennes and Wildstar!! Terrorism at it's worst!! He's taking out both guys!! MERRITT: I can't say I approve of this.. BUCKLEY: Then do something!! Let's take a break... ------------------------------------------------------------ BUCKLEY: What a night! Chad I was a bit concerned with some of the recent moves you've made, and I"m certainly not giving my approval now, but tonight has been one of the better nights for the CSWA in recent memory! MERRITT: Of course it has, Bill! I've told people all along that it was Thomas holding the CSWA down..and look what happens tonight! The CSWA is back, Bill. BUCKLEY: We've got two more matches, and they're MAIN EVENT matches, no doubt about that! Right now, we're just about ready for a non-title matchup between UNIFIED WORLD CHAMP "Devasting" Mike Randalls, and CSWA US HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Julius Godreign! After this match, I understand you have yet another of your recent infamous announcements?! MERRITT: That's right, Bill..yet again I'm going to shock the wrestling world! BUCKLEY: Well, we're all waiting with bated breath, I'm sure.. (crowd goes wild) BUCKLEY: Apparently, someone is coming down to ringside.. (Scotty Michaels walks down, and rips off Buckley's headset) SCOTTY MICHAELS: Keep your mouth shut, Buckley! Merritt, I don't give a rat's a** about you buying out Thomas, or some punk from the 'glory days' that you're bringing back! I'm looking you in the face right now, and you're da*n lucky I don't slap it, to tell you I'm done being embarrassed! I told you months ago, I wanted a World Title shot, but instead I got a truck load of money and the EN WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Looking back, I should have kept the money and taken the belt upside your head! (crowd cheers) If you're looking for the EN title, you'll have to check a trash bin someplace cause I threw the freaking thing away! I"m here to tell you, and all these idiots out here that this isn't goodbye..not by a longshot. God knows I don't need the money, and I sure has hell don't need a vacant World title! I'm back in the CSWA, to prove one thing that we've all known all along, and that's that Scotty Michaels is the best wrestler in the world today! And when I get my rightful title shot, I'll prove it! (Scotty throws headset at Buckley) BUCKLEY: Great day in the morning! Yet another satisfied customer! MERRITT: Who was that man? BUCKLEY: Oh shut up. (fans give mixed reaction, as Javid Dones makes his way through the crowd and into a ringside seat that's been empty all night) BILL BUCKLEY: Fans, look at that, it's Javid Dones and he's making his way down to an empty ringside seat! As you may or may not know Jones is the former UWA World Champion! MERRITT: Not that, that means anything..UWA World, please. BUCKLEY: Dones, he's showing Marvin his ticket, he's paid to watch this matchup tonight!! Rudy, get down there and see if you can grab a word with him! MERRITT: Yes! Good idea, thank him for being yet another paying customer! (Rudy runs down with mic in hand, where Dones is sitting) RUDY SEIZTER: Hello, hello...excuse me, Javid Dones- JAVID DONES: What do you want, you sniveling buffoon? I wish to be left alone. RUDY SEIZTER: Well we want to know just WHY you're here when you should be in En- JAVID DONES: Pardon me, you intellectual twit. I've been going through some rather REAL difficult times, as you SHOULD know, since everyone who has an iota of functional matter in their cranium KNOWS that Mr. Merritt was being supplied tapes of UWA from Stevie before he duped his former playmate...why do you think Hornet has come to UWA? Well I've come here to possibly continue my mission of completing my Elegant puzzle by today shifting pieces to their general regions, thus beginning to disperse them from the jagged mess they've started in...and to witness some fine wrestling... RUDY SEIZTER: But shouldn't you be worried about Ka- (Javid Dones throws Rudy a MEAN glance, literally STARING a hole through him, but then gets a gleam in his eye and his oh so devilish grin, causing Rudy to run in horror) BUCKLEY: Whoa..he's a charmer that's for sure. ============================================================ "Devasting" Mike Randalls vs Julius Godreign Non-Title BUCKLEY: These two, to say the least it's a longtime coming! Godreign last met, and beat Randalls in the IRONMAN of CHAMPIONS! Since that time, Godreign has been on a quest to win the UNIFIED title! He was none too happy that this ............................................. match was non-title! (lights go out, and Kashmir by Led Zepplin plays) (crowd cheers) BILL BUCKLEY: Here comes, the UNIFIED World Champion, "Devasting" Mike Randalls!! He's making his way down the aisle--LOOKOUT!! Goodgrief, Godreign out of nowhere, blindsides Randalls!! He nailed him over the head with his US title! MERRITT: Is there a rule about attacking someone before the bell rings? BUCKLEY: Why don't you make another 'note to self' (Randalls/Godreign cont...) BUCKLEY: Godreign throws Mike into the security barricade!! He's gone nuts!! We told you earlier he was upset about it being non-title, and he said before the match he'd make Randalls his bit*h! MERRITT: Easy up there, Bill...it's family entertainment, and we want that family dollar! BUCKLEY: OH!! Julius drops Randalls over the railing! He hasn't even taken his robe off yet for crying outloud! Godreign with a suplex!! Look at him, he's posing to the crowd! However, Randalls pops back up..if anything that made him furious! MERRITT: I'm going out on a limb here, and guessing its' not safe to be here right now.. BUCKLEY: Godreign turns around, but Randalls with a lariat! Mike drags Julius to ringside, he's got a chair!! OH man! The US champion wanted way, and he's getting it here tonight! MERRITT: Has the match offically even started yet? BUCKLEY: Good question. I'm guessing so! Randalls whacks Julius with the chair again, and sends into the ring at last! Randalls rolls in himself, but Julius is up and he's stomping away at Mike..not letting him get to this feet! MERRITT: You know if this was FOR the title, they might kill themselves! BUCKLEY: Certainly with the war of words that's been going on of late, this has the making of a rivalary! Godreign helps Mike up, brings him to the corner, and starts pounding away! Godreign with a low blow for good measure! He tries to bring Mike out of the corner, but he won't budge! MERRITT: Pudge? Sammy? He's in jail.. (laughs) BUCKLEY: Godreign again tries to bring Randalls out of the corner, but again fails..Mike with a short arm clothesline! Randalls sqats over the US champ, and goes to town!! Look at Mike, he's lost it!! MERRITT: He's never had it.. BUCKLEY: Godreign is up, and he falls over the ref he wants out of the ring!! Jules with a thumb to the eye, and that slows the UNIFIED champ down! Godreign slips in a right hook! I'm not use to seeing him go to war, but he's doing so tonight! Julius gets him out of the corner this time, and he nails Randalls with a bulldog! MERRITT: Is it time for my announcement yet? BUCKLEY: Not yet, cover....ONE...TWO..NO! Randalls won't fall to something like that, that's for sure! Godreign with a slingshot suplex!! And now, he's over Randalls pounding away! Godreign stands over Mike, and slaps his face..and he does it again!! There's a lot of hate in the ring right now, that's for sure! MERRITT: Somebody check Godreign's tights for a muffin! BUCKLEY: Godreign slaps Randalls again, but Mike makes him pay! A lifts a knee into the groin area! Mike pulls Julius near, he's biting him!!! This is sick! (Randalls/Godreign cont...) BUCKLEY: Worthington finally calls for Randalls to stop biting! For a second there, I thought it was Tyson/Holyifeld III! MERRITT: It might be, you never know that could be my big anouncment! BUCKLEY: I bet...Randalls looks like he's had enough of this in-ring stuff, and sends Godreign outside! Whatever isn't bolted down, might be used! MERRITT: Does that include us?? BUCKLEY: Just don't cause a scene. Randalls with a bulldog outside! I think Godreign has been busted upon! Mike reaches under the ring... MERRITT: He's looking for plunder! BUCKLEY: Thanks Dusty. He's got a table! While Randalls sets up the table Godreign cracks him over the head with chair! He just broke a wooden chair over the man's head! MERRITT: Sad thing is, I don't think it even bothered Randalls! BUCKLEY: Godreign rolls Randalls on the table...he's on the apron! Julius off the apron, Randalls moves out of the way!!! The table didn't break though! MERRITT: Imagine that, I've got $20 that says Randalls breaks it in a second! BUCKLEY: Randalls throws Godreign into the railing! Julius is laid out on the table..Randalls is up there..he's got Godreign up, PILEDRIVER!!! And you're right, the table is a mess!! MERRITT: I'm always right... you should know that by now. BUCKLEY: Randalls with a DDT!!! Godreign he's in trouble now! Randalls stands him by the railing...Mike flies off a chair, but Julius moves!! And Randalls hit hard!! MERRITT: It's always nice to get blood on the paying customers...freak. BUCKLEY: Godreign swinging neckbreaker! Julius has life to him after all, although Randalls did his best to beat it out of him earlier! MERRITT: I'm ready for my surprise, is it time? BUCKLEY: Godreign rolls him back in the ring, if he's going to beat him..it's got to be in the ring, and not on the floor! Randalls is just too much! MERRITT: You mean, he's insane and will try anything.. BUCKLEY: Pretty much... Godreign, has the figure four!! He's got Randalls in a submission move!! Finally, the US champ does what he does best, and that's wear down his opponents! MERRITT: Randalls won't submit, we know that much.. He'll die first. BUCKLEY: That's true. (Randalls/Godreign cont...) BUCKLEY: Randalls has been stuck in the figure four for sometime now! Godreign lays back trying to get any extra leverage he can! MERRITT: Randalls should ask Thomas about leverage.. (laughs) BUCKLEY: Randalls needs to try something soon, or it could be over in a hurry! (masked man walks down, and stands in the middle of the aisle) BUCKLEY: Look at that, someone wearing a mask is standing in the aisle...watching! His tights say Masked Man #4, Chad this isn't your surprise is it? MERRITT: Give me some credit, Bill. I knew enough to stop after Masked Man #3....there's a limit you know. BUCKLEY: Whoever he is, he's taken an interest in this match..he's just standing there waving at Randalls who's in the figure four! MERRITT: Look at Dones, he seems disgusted by the whole thing. Then again, if you've seen his woman you'd know that he stays disgusted all the time. BUCKLEY: That's enough! I'm not sure who that man was, but he's making his way back to the dressing room now! Randalls meanwhile is trying his best to turn over, and reverse the figure four! MERRITT: Does it speak volumes about CSWA security that a man wearing a mask can just walk in and do as he pleases. BUCKLEY: Sadly, yes it does. Randalls, almost has it... YES! He's turned Godreign over, and reversed the Figure four! Now, it's Julius who's screaming out in pain!! MERRITT: "The lambs....the lambs were screaming weren't they" BUCKLEY: oh hush. Godreign finds the ropes, and Worthington calls for the break! Julius rolls outside, he needs to regroup right now! However, with Mike I'm not sure if that's possible! Randalls meets him out there, and knocks him down with a hard left hand! MERRITT: Look at Bill, they could be coming our way! Everyone fear not, THE BEACHES WILL REMAIN OPEN! BUCKLEY: (under breath) Lordy Lou. Randalls is stopped dead in his tracks as Godreign shows his 'trick elbow' if you will! Now, Randalls happens to be face to face with Javid Dones! Godreign has a chair, but Randalls turns around just in the nick of time and kicks Julius in the gut! MERRITT: Did you see that Bill? It looked like Dones warned Randalls about Godreign with his eyes..a signal if you will. BUCKLEY: Randalls piledrives Godreign on the chair!! This is insane! Godreign is exactly where he doesn't want to be, and that's on the floor with Mike Randalls! MERRITT: Give this to Dones, will you Bill... BUCKLEY: For heaven's sake, Chad..I'm not passing around contract numbers right now! (Randalls/Godreign cont..) BUCKLEY: Godreign if needs to do everything he can right now, to get back in the ring...that's his office, but out here is where Randalls loves to work! MERRITT: Marvin, be ready with the black dot in case somebody's neck gets snapped again! BUCKLEY: Randalls, look at his face, Chad! That's not a sane man right now... Randalls, ignoring the ref count, he slaps on his finisher the Devastor!! MERRITT: Submission don't count outside the ring do they? BUCKLEY: Do, they don't... Godreign has no place to go, I've never seen anyone get out of this move before! Randalls has it hooked in, and he's not letting go! For crying out loud... MERRITT: I heard something snap, tell me those were your fingers.. BUCKLEY: Worthington forgets the 10 count as he sees, Randalls has no plans to break the hold! He's literally lost control of himself, and we all knew it was coming! Godreign's out...he's passed out from the move!! But Randalls isn't letting up!! MERRITT: Get security down here...right now! BUCKLEY: Somebody needs to get down here fast, or Julius' career could be over! Randalls is sick...he's not even concerned about anything..I don't even know if he's aware of what he's doing! MERRITT: I've got too much money invested in Godreign I've got to stop this!! (Merritt takes off his headset and goes to stop Randalls) BUCKLEY: Chad, don't do it! Oh man..Merritt is in the face of Mike Randalls telling him to release the move! I think I just heard him threaten Randalls with a suspension!! But, still Mike is not letting go!! (Security comes down) BUCKLEY: We've got security offices, five or six of them..they've just torn Mike off of Godreign!! They've got night clubs, and this is crazy!! Randalls has a cop in the Devastor!! Now, security clubs Mike over the head, they're putting the man in cuffs!! MERRITT: (back at table) I'm not having this, Buckley as of now Randalls is suspended, you get be rest assured of that! BUCKLEY: We've got cops, dragging him away.... but look at Godreign he can barely walk but he's up, and he just tackled Randalls!! We've got guards holding him back! MERRITT: Not again.. BUCKLEY: Fans, we'll be back... this is out of control!! ---------------------------------------------------------- BB: Fans, we're back here in the Alamodome, where things seem to have calmed down. For now, at least. (Merritt comes back to the commentator's booth) BB: Welcome back, Chad. CM: Cut the chitchat, Bill. I want to make it clear right here and now.....Mike Randalls is suspended from the CSWA. BB: You're suspending the Unified Champion? CM: I don't care who he is or what he thinks he is, Bill. But the only way Randalls will wrestle on another CSWA card is if the Unified Championship Committee books it....and as part of the UCC, I'm going to try and make sure that doesn't happen. He's gone too far.....and this isn't the first time. That's strike number three, and he's out. BB: Mr. Merritt referring to the past two instances where Randalls was suspended from the CSWA. The first, of course, in the now-infamous "stake" incident at CSWA Apocalypse, where Randalls attacked GUNS. The second time occurred when Randalls actually put Eliminator's wife Alicia in the WHEEL OF DEATH. CM: I think it's time, Bill. BB: Hey, what the bossman says, I do....anyway, folks, before we get to the final half of our double MAIN EVENT, it's time for a special announcement from CSWA Commissioner Chad Merritt. (Merritt leaves the table and heads for the ring) BB: Who's gonna get fired this time? Or will it be about Thomas and the midgets again? (Merritt climbs into the ring with a house mic to a very mixed reaction) CM: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been before you over the last few months to deliver some blockbusters. Of course the latest being the buyout of the CSWA and removal of Stephen Thomas. I've taken some flack for these announcements....but tonight I'm not here to talk about Thomas, or Sammy Benson....I'm here to talk about wrestling itself. I've been accused lately of building the CSWA around the stars of the past. People like to point to the return of Joey Melton, Dream Warrior, and of course, Hornet. They like to accuse me of trying to return the CSWA to its glory days. Well, damn straight. But they ignore the fact of great young stars like Killer Instinct, Shane Southern and others, not to mention those just establishing themselves like Ricky Gant, Jared Justice, Luchadoro DX, and all the others you've seen tonight. But I guess those names aren't good enough for those making the criticisms. Well, folks, I'm gonna give them one more piece of ammo to attack me with. Because tonight I'm announcing the signing of yet another major superstar....and yes, the man I'm about to bring out has made a name for himself in the past. Yes, he's competed in the CSWA before, and he's been a champion here. In fact, he's been a champion all over the world. So I make no bones about bringing back past superstars...because to be quite frank, many of these men alone are better stars and athletes then what many of the smaller promotions are putting out in 'new talent.' This man came to me and gave me his terms for a return. I met them without question because he is a man of integrity and honor. He is a CONSUMMATE athlete. He is... (Merritt announcement continues) CM: JT TYLER! ("Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me" begins to play as JT Tyler begins his walk down the ramp and aisleway, making his way to the ring as the crowd gets to his feet) BB: Folks, that's former UNIFIED World Champion JT TYLER!!! We saw him as an observer in his hometown of Orlando....but I never thought we'd see him under contract again! I thought he was retired! CM: Welcome back, JT. JT: Good to be here. CM: For those of you who don't know, this man is not only a former Unified Champion and a champion here in the CSWA, but he's also wrestled and been a multi-time champion in leagues like the UWA and AAWC. JT, you've been gone from the ring almost exactly two years since winning and eventually losing the Unified Title. JT: That's right. CM: What are your plans here in the CSWA? JT: To wrestle, and to win, of course. CM: That's certainly short, sweet and to the point. JT: Mr. Merritt, with all due respect, I'm not here to answer to questions....I'm here to wrestle. So why don't you get me an opponent out here and let's go at it. CM: I don't think that's a good idea, JT. I mean, you're not even dressed to wrestle....you've been gone for so long.... JT: (pulls the mic out of Merritt's hands) Since the commissioner here won't help me out, anybody who's back there in the dressing room and wants to try out their luck....come on down. BB: JT Tyler has issued an open challenge to the dressing room, folks!! He's apparently ready, willing and able to make his return to the ring TONIGHT!!! But it doesn't look like Commissioner Merritt is too thrilled about the idea! CM: You should wait....this isn't the time or the place. You don't know who might come.... ("Greatest American Hero" begins playing as Hornet steps onto the ramp) BB: It's HORNET!!! This crowd is still on its feet. I don't even know if you fans at home can still hear me over this racket, but it looks like both Hornet and Tyler are choosing TONIGHT to have their re-debut matches here in the CSWA!!! Merritt can't believe it! Hornet is in the ring, and he and Tyler are shaking hands. Hornet is calling for referee Ben Worthington to get into the ring and call this match! Merritt: Come on, guys, you don't want to do this, not tonight! Hornet: Chad, why don't you get out of the ring so that we can give the fans what they want. Merritt: I'm telling you, I won't have it! Hornet: Either you get out, or one of us will help you out. CM: Well, when you put it that way. BB: Merritt is leaving the ring, and that leaves JT Tyler, Hornet, and referee Ben Worthington, who is calling for the bell! Merritt isn't coming back this way, thank goodness, he's staying ringside to watch the action! Tyler and Hornet lock up in a test of strength in the middle of the ring! We've got a match between two former UNIFIED World Heavyweight Champions right here and now folks!!!! And I think that the Double MAIN EVENT scheduled for tonight has just become a TRIPLE! Neither man able to get the advantage in the test of strength...Hornet has a slight height advantage, and Tyler has a slight weight advantage, but neither one giving an inch. Finally they back off from the test of strength and start to grapple. Both these men have a strong amateur background, so we could be in for some mat wrestling here. Or maybe not! Tyler gets the advantage with the collar-and-elbow tie-up, and he sends Hornet into the ropes. GUTWRENCH SUPLEX by Tyler has Hornet comes back across! The master of the suplex is back in the CSWA and it doesn't look like he's lost a step! Tyler follows up with an elbow, and then quickly pulls Hornet up. He bends Hornet over, setting him up for what might be a slingshot suplex, but Hornet blocks it and sends Tyler over with a back body drop! Tyler is on his feet quickly, but Hornet catches him with a flying dropkick that sends Tyler through the ropes!!! Hornet doesn't follow outside, and Tyler quickly climbs back in as Hornet allows him some room to reenter. These two men both have smiles on their faces, folks, I think they're actually ENJOYING this confrontation! Quick shift into a headlock by Hornet, Tyler backs his way out and hooks in a full nelson on Hornet. Hornet powers out and does a standing switch, and he takes over Tyler with a belly to back suplex! But again, both men are up, and there's no chance for a cover. This is incredible, folks. This time it is Tyler who goes into the ropes, but he holds on, causing Hornet to miss the flying dropkick. Tyler comes across off the ropes with an attempted knee drop, but Hornet moves out of the way from that one. Hornet, now on his feet, quickly hooks in the abdominal stretch on Tyler!! Tyler quickly grabs the ropes, and Hornet breaks the hold immediately, backing away cleanly out of the ropes. The two men lock up again, and this time it is Tyler who gets the advantage, catching Hornet with a knee and sending him up and down with a vertical suplex. Tyler rolls over to try and hook the leg, but Hornet is already getting to his feet. Both men up, and again Tyler sends Hornet into the ropes. Hornet comes off and leapfrogs Tyler, spoiling the attempted suplex, and catches Tyler from the other side with a forearm. Tyler goes down hard, and Hornet quickly scoops him up for a belly-to-belly. Hornet tries to follow-up with the cover, but Tyler pulls him over for the reversal! Hornet kicks out before the ref can get a count going, and once again, both men are up and facing off! Neither of these men will stay down in this one, even though they've both taken enough shots to bring down an elephant! Both men come off the ropes, they just clotheslined each other!!! Worthington starts a standing ten-count on both men, but both are climbing to their feet. They go to the center and look as if they're about to lock up one more time.....but it looks like they're saying something to each other. Worthington has called for the microphone, it looks like this match is being stopped. JT Tyler has the microphone. (Tyler/Hornet exhibition continues) JT: (breathing hard) Now I remember why we were tag team partners.... Hornet: (breathing hard, laughing) Yeah, reminded me of old times, too. JT: What do you say? Hornet: If you're game, so am I. (Tyler and Hornet shake hands. Tyler tosses the microphone to ref Worthington, and both men head back down the aisle together) BB: THE ALLIANCE is back together, folks! At least that's how it appears.....Tyler and Hornet are back in the CSWA, and are together again! Possibly the greatest US Tag Team Champions ever in the CSWA....a team that retired the belts after never being beaten for them......amazing. Fans, we're rejoined by my boss and partner for the night, Chad Merritt. CM: I almost wish I had thought of that myself....did you see that match between them!? BB: We all did, Chad. CM: It was incredible! Neither of them would stay down! BB: It was tremendous. And folks, coming up next, we've got a match that promises as much action. We've already seen Godreign and Randalls, Hornet and Tyler, now we've got two other men to hook up. Let's take a look at some moments from their last meeting.... ------------------------------------------------------------ (fadein: CSWA ANNIVERSARY, featuring the CSWA World Tournament FINAL FOUR, GUNS vs. Troy Windham) BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS presses Troy high over his head...this is getting ugly Sammy!! Down goes Troy!! Right now GUNS is showing no emotion at all, he's focused in on one thing! GUNS again whips Windham across the ropes, GUNS with a clothesline--NO Troy ducks, and decks GUNS with a superkick! SAMMY BENSON: That'll slow the big man down a bit! Dare I say, it's now Slackertime! BILL BUCKLEY: Troy makes a obscene gesture at some young ladies in the front row, and then hooks in the figure four!! Smart move by Troy! You take away the man's legs, you take away his power game! SAMMY BENSON: Of course, it's a smart move..Jimmy V. leads the man...and I've given my stamp of approval to Jimmy! Once you're stamped...you're in! BILL BUCKLEY: Whatever that means..GUNS is in a tad bit if trouble here, Troy using the middle rope for leverage!! Oh come on Troutman!! (camera cuts to a scene later in the match) BILL BUCKLEY: Troy now goes back to the attack..Windham has GUNS set up, PILEDRIVER!! ONE....TWO...NO!! Troy was that close from being in the finals! SAMMY BENSON: Insert close cliche here.. BILL BUCKLEY: Windham climbs to the top rope...if he hits this one...it could be all but over for GUNS! (GUNS/Troy Windham footage from CSWA World Tournament FINAL FOUR continues, later in the match) BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS goes to the top rope....he comes off with a Top Rope Shoulderblock! But, Windham is forced out of the ring!! SAMMY BENSON: What a goof Buckley...he hits his big move, but can't pin the man! It takes all kinds in the CSWA!! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS heads after Troy, but Jimmy V is in the ring!! What's he doing!!??? SAMMY BENSON: He's doing what any good manager would, he's taking matters into his own hands! BILL BUCKLEY: Jimmy V. just cracked GUNS in the back of the head, with a leather boot!! That thing had to be loaded!! But, GUNS isn't stunned at all he just turns around!! SAMMY BENSON: OH dear..run Jimmy run for your freaking life! BILL BUCKLEY: That's good advice, but maybe too late...GUNS has his hands around Jimmy's throat!! SAMMY BENSON: Uh oh... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS...GUNS is going to powerbomb Jimmy V.! (crowd goes wild) Wait a second...that's Mark Windham!! Windham (wearing a black trench coat, and yellow sun glasses) has made his way down the aisle! In the ring, GUNS powerbombs Jimmy V!! SAMMY BENSON: But, outside the ring..Windham just took Troy's head off with clothesline! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark, piledrives Troy through the cement floor, oh heavens! Troutman tries to get Jimmy V out of the ring,....Windham puts Troy on the top rope, turns around and walks out of the arena... SAMMY BENSON: He's a loon...plain and simple. BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS turns around, sees Troy sitting on the top rope and runs over!! He thought Troy was going to come off the top or something, he didn't see Windham! GUNS Top Rope Belly to Belly!! SAMMY BENSON: Goodnight Gracie.. BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS covers, ONE....TWO.....THREE!! GUNS has defeated Troy Windham and moved on the Finals!! OHmy! ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: GUNS would go on to avenge an earlier loss and defeat Julius Godreign and become the new CSWA World Champion. That was almost three months ago....and tonight they lock horns again. CM: Hopefully this time without any interference. BB: Let's go down to Rhubarb for the introductions. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is one-fall with a sixty minute time-limit for the CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! First, the challenger, hailing from Dallas, Texas. ('Song 2' by Blur starts playing) He stands at six feet three inches and two hundred twenty-one pounds. His first career title at age twenty was the Greensboro Championship, but he has also held the CSWA Presidential and Unified World Tag Team Titles. He is currently the Television Champion in the AAWC, and at the age of 24, he's looking to become the CSWA World Champion. Call him what you will....the King of the Slackers or the King of All Media.....he is TROY WINDHAMMM!!!!!! BB: This crowd does NOT like Troy Windham....the only cheers Troy is getting are from some of the young women in the audience. CM: Well, Bill, ya gotta remember, this is GUNS' hometown.....he's a legend more here than anywhere else, and deservedly so. BB: Windham is jogging down the aisle and the ringside area....as always, dashing in his flannel, Oakleys and more. CM: There's a reason he's the self-proclaimed leader of Generation X, Bill. BB: Let's head back down to Rhubarb for the champ! RJ: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the champion! ("Bad to the Bone" begins playing as the crowd goes wild!) He hails from right here in SAN ANTONIO! Standing at five feet eleven inches, and three hundred sixty-five pounds, he is the former two-time Enterprise World Heavyweight Champion, and the current CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP, here is the "Strongest Arms In The World" GUNSSSSSSSSS!!!! BB: This crowd is up, up, up! The hometown hero has returned, and the vast majority of this crowd is in his corner! GUNS seems to be all business, he's not even enjoying the cheers.....maybe being in his hometown, but still so far from his family is grating on him. Troy Windham seems to be settling down outside as well, as GUNS makes his way down. Interestingly enough, "Hardcore" Jimmy V didn't come down with Troy....could there be some tension there? CM: It's the first time I've seen Troy without Jimmy at his side in a long, long time. BB: Of course it could be part of a plan. Speaking of which, Javid Dones just stood up at ringside and he's mouthing off at Troy Windham! Windham races over to where Dones is, and these two men are going at it, jawing at each other like there's no tomorrow! Security gets in their quickly, and Troy Windham climbs up on the ring apron. CM: He's going to have to ignore Dones for the next sixty minutes at most, Bill. He's got a job to do, and it won't get done if he lets his personal feelings for Dones get in the way. BB: Referee Patrick Young will be calling the action in this one, fans. Windham and GUNS have no love lost for each other as well, Chad. CM: You've got a point there, Buckley. Neither have had any flattering things to say about the other. BB: As Troy Windham climbs through the ropes, referee Patrick Young calls for the bell, and this match for the CSWA World Title is underway! The two men circle each other, Troy unwilling to lock up with right away, avoiding those arms for as long as possible. Finally Troy gets in there with GUNS, and the CSWA World Champion catches Windham with a clothesline heard round the world!!!! CM: This is another in a long string of tough matches for GUNS recently. He got an easy win over MJ Dean in Orlando, but GUNS has faced Mike Randalls recently, and in the AAWC, he's got a big final match with Marcus Cameron weighing on his mind. BB: Did I just hear you say another league's name without sarcasm? (GUNS/Windham World Title match continues) CM: My former partner's prejudices are not my own, Bill. BB: That's a spin if I've ever heard one. GUNS pulls Windham to his feet and gorilla presses Troy over his head, dropping him face-first to the mat from about seven feet in the air. CM: GUNS is going after the air supply of Troy early. If he can keep Windham from getting enough air...he can eliminate the quickness advantage that Troy has. BB: And it's obvious that GUNS has the strength advantage, as he sends Windham to the ropes......GUNS-SHOT!!!! There's that polish hammer maneuver from those massive arms! He could shatter someone's chest like that! CM: He may have done just that to Troy Windham!!! BB: Troy is rolling around in agony, and he quickly rolls outside the ring. He's down on one knee outside, and is not looking in good shape right here. CM: And he may be in worse shape, because GUNS is on his way outside as well. BB: Windham slowly getting back to his feet as GUNS hits the floor and starts stalking the AAWC Television Champion. GUNS goes for clothesline outside, but Troy ducks it, and the CSWA World Champ careens into the steel post!!! He just nailed that right arm on the post!!! GUNS is down, and he is in PAIN. Troy Windham goes to follow up, but it appears as if former UWA Champion Javid Dones has a few more words for Troy! Those two men are at it again!!!! CM: Somebody tell Marvin to make sure he *doesn't* get a microphone down there. Somehow I've got a feeling that the trash talk going on there can't be aired on television. BB: Troy just yelled something at Dones, and Javid Dones just NAILED Troy right in the mush with a European uppercut!!! Troy staggers back....RIGHT INTO THE PATH OF GUNS!!!! BULLDOG by the World Champion onto the concrete!!!! And GUNS leaves Troy outside and climbs back in the ring! The count begins anew on Troy....if he can't get up, GUNS may just have bought himself a count-out win....with the help of Javid Dones....possibly the only man left in America that Merritt hasn't signed to a contract. CM: You never know, Bill. It could be really, really over right here. BB: Troy is up to one knee, and Dones is still yelling at the challenger here. Troy takes the verbal taunts, and now he's up one leg. The count in the ring is up to about five, so Troy still has some time. Wait, what's he doing!? CM: He's reaching under the table for something.... BB: Windham is on his feet, and he's just pulled a table out from under the ring, and is setting it up outside. I can't believe this. If he doesn't hurry, he's going to get counted out......and he's got to know that that table can be used against him as easily as it could against GUNS! CM: Live by the table, die by the table. BB: Troy rolls into the ring, just beating the count, and a very rested, refreshed GUNS awaits him... (GUNS/Troy CSWA World Title match continues) BB: Troy charges GUNS, but GUNS quickly sidesteps the challenger and scoops him up....SIDEWALK SLAM! Things still aren't looking good for Troy Windham. CM: Yeah, but the equalizer is still outside the ring. BB: GUNS grabs the right leg of Troy Windham, it looks like he's going for the figure four leglock, but Windham catches that right arm with a boot! That's the same arm that GUNS rammed into the steel post just a few minutes ago! GUNS goes down to one knee, and Windham avoids the figure four. Windham gets to his feet, as does GUNS.... flying dropkick by Troy!!! GUNS is knocked hard into the nearside turnbuckle....Troy follows in with a knee and brings GUNS out and down with a belly-to-belly suplex!! The quick cover by Troy.....ONE.....no! GUNS easily kicks out, and Troy gets back to his feet. He hooks the iron claw on GUNS, a move we haven't seen out of Troy in eons. But GUNS uses his brute strength to break the move and hook in an armlock on the challenger. GUNS drops the armlock to the mat...it's almost like a modified Code Red maneuver. CM: Or a divorce court. He could easily snap Windham's leg like that. BB: But Troy won't give up, at least not yet. We've seen a departure from Troy's usual, forgive the pun, slackluster performance. Usually he's sitting in the corners waiting on his opponents, taking his time....tonight he's trying to make the first offensive move. And it seems to be getting him in trouble. CM: You're complaining because he's not slacking off? BB: Not complaining, just stating a fact. Windham is able to hook his foot around the bottom rope, and Young calls for the break, which GUNS is very, very slow to give. GUNS is in a different frame of mind than usual as well, Chad. He's much more....what's the word I'm looking for....deliberate in the ring. CM: Like MJ Dean, I think GUNS is looking to *hurt* Troy Windham more than just beat him. And right now, he's doing both. BB: GUNS sends Troy Windham back into the ropes using that now-aching right arm of Windham's......the GUNS-SHOT part deux!!! CM: Deja vous all over again, Bill. BB: I don't know how much more of this Windham can take. GUNS scoops up Troy, who is writhing in pain. He's pulling Troy through the ropes and onto the apron, just over where that table Windham set up is sitting. Both men are outside on the apron, and GUNS scoops up Troy onto his shoulder..... CM: This is gonna be ugly... BB: POWERBOMB ONTO THE TABLE!!! GUNS just put Windham THROUGH the table on the outside. That's at least a ten foot drop from GUNS' shoulders through the table to the floor, Chad. CM: Somebody cue up the paramedics, because Troy Windham may be hurt bad. BB: He hit that table back-first with all the momentum of those huge arms of GUNS' pushing downward....and the table gave way like a house of cards. GUNS has climbed back into the ring....but still no smile on the big man's face. (MAIN EVENT; GUNS/Windham continues) BB: But Troy Windham is getting up! This crowd can't believe it, I can't believe it, and I don't think GUNS is going to be able to believe it once he sees it. He's not bouncing to his feet.....but Mama Windham's baby boy is back up on one knee. CM: And all the while, Javid Dones is laughing his head off and *still* jawing at Windham. BB: And you better believe that Troy notices it. He looks over at Dones and stands up. There's almost a smile on Windham's face. He tries to get over to the apron...and Windham is hobbling....he can barely stand. But GUNS is finally aware of what's going on....and he rolls outside to "help" Windham back inside the ring. GUNS climbs back inside, drops an elbow on the prostate Windham....and now GUNS is heading up top to end this match. CM: This crowd is on its feet.....they want this more than GUNS does! BB: GUNS is poised up top, waiting for Troy to get to his feet so he deliver his patented shoulderblock from the top. Troy appears to oblige him, slowly getting up again to one knee, and now to both feet. GUNS off the top......but Windham falls back to one knee and misses the brunt of the shoulderblock! Both men are on the mat, and GUNS appears to be the first man who will get to his feet. GUNS is up, and he pulls Troy Windham to his feet.....it looks like GUNS is setting him up for the Bionic Kneelift to finish it off. THUMB TO THE EYE by Windham! Troy Windham just bought himself some time. GUNS is stunned for a moment, and Windham sends GUNS into the ropes.....LARIAT!!!! Windham hooks the leg! ONE..................TWO............ NO!!!!!!!!! GUNS kicks out, and now we're starting to see some emotion from the big man! He is FURIOUS! He charges Troy, and he gets another quick thumb to the eye from the challenger! Drop toe hold by Windham takes GUNS to the mat, and now he's going for the Figure Four!!! Troy Windham has it hooked in on the CSWA World Champ!!! GUNS quickly uses those massive arms to pull himself to the ropes, and referee Patrick Young calls for the break. Windham refuses, and Young begins a five-count.....Troy Windham lets up on the leg of GUNS only after Young gets to three. Windham is back in this match....amazing for a man who was powerbombed through a table less than ten minutes ago. CM: He better be careful, though....he hasn't neutralized GUNS yet by any means. BB: Troy pulls GUNS up again and hooks in the sleeper hold!!! GUNS quickly drops to the mat, causing Troy's chin to hit the top of his head. CM: Classic escape for the sleeper. BB: And executed perfectly....Troy is up first again, however, and this time sends GUNS for the ride one more time. Windham goes up for the flying dropkick, but GUNS holds on to the ropes, and Troy nails his own head on the mat! GUNS comes off the ropes with a leg drop.....and now he's going for the SCORPION!!!! This could be it!!! GUNS has the Scorpion Deathlock hooked in on Troy Windham!!!! Troy's desperately grabbing for the ropes, but can't quite reach them. GUNS hasn't been able to sit all the way back on Windham back yet.....Windham's legs are a little too long to get enough leverage by the shorter man. Troy is pulling with his whole body.....you can see every sinew in his body pushing to get him close enough to grab the ropes. (MAIN EVENT; GUNS/Troy continues) BB: Troy gets his fingers around the ropes, and now it is GUNS' turn to break a hold. Like Troy, however, he holds on to the Scorpion until the last possible second before disqualification. Troy is unable to get to his feet, until he's helped up by GUNS.....who irish whips Troy into the far corner turnbuckle!!! Troy hits hard on that already-beaten back....he almost folds over in the turnbuckle!!! GUNS charges in with a modified kneelift.... but Troy gets under him! BACK BODY DROP! OH MY LORD! WINDHAM JUST BACKDROPPED GUNS OVER THE TOP FROM THE CORNER! And GUNS comes down HARD right on the ring steps!!!!! He came down once again on that right arm...which earlier in the match was put into the steel post!!! Referee Young rules no disqualification for going over the top, since momentum carried GUNS over. CM: Good call by one of the best refs in the business. BB: GUNS may be hurt down outside....but he's getting up...and he is bellowing like he's gone mad!!! GUNS is furious and I don't want to be within fifty feet of him!!! Troy comes across the ring and catches GUNS with a baseball slide that sends the big man into the guardrail. Troy gets ready to follow in, but then he sees Javid Dones down on the other side!!!! He's headed toward the former UWA Champ! WINDHAM JUST DOVE OVER THE GUARDRAIL ONTO DONES!!! Those two men are now going at it in the stands!!! But security was ready for this one.....they pull both men apart, and now Alamodome security is escorting Dones out of the arena and yelling at Windham to get back to the match. Windham climbs back over the guardrail....but he's forgotten about GUNS, who comes running down by the rail and catches Troy with a BULLDOG RIGHT ONTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! Troy Windham's forehead is BUSTED OPEN and he's starting to gush all over the place. But GUNS doesn't care....he pulls Windham back over and slams him into the ring apron, then rolls him back in the ring! GUNS does for a side suplex, but gets blocked by Windham, who turns things around and drops GUNS with a piledriver!!! Quick cover by GUNS! ONE................TWO...........NO! GUNS kicks out, and you can see him just getting angrier and angrier! This crowd is chanting for him like there's no tomorrow! GUNS pulls Windham up and sends him into the ropes....setting him up for the bear hug, but Windham comes off with a flying cross body that takes GUNS down!!! GUNS rolls through for the reversal and the pin! ONE............ TWO............NO!!!! Troy Windham kicks out, but just barely! GUNS is all over Windham, just jabbing him with right hands in the stomach. Troy tries to roll away, but again gets pulled by GUNS. Scoop slam by GUNS and again he hooks the leg. ONE..............TWO....................... NO! Again Troy kicks out! And again GUNS gets to his feet and pulls Windham up. He scoops Windham up and puts him on his shoulder!!! He's trying to injure that worn back of Windham's! POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE............. TWO.................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Windham gets the shoulder up an inch! CM: Elizabeth get ready for me, cause I'm comin' home! BB: GUNS pulls Windham up and powers him into the corner turnbuckle. He follows in and sits Windham up on the top rope!!! GUNS is going for the SUPERPLEX!!! He's got Windham ready....GUNS stands and pulls the trigger!!!!! SUPERPLEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! GUNS gets up and covers for the win..... CM: Say goodnight Gracie! BB: ONE....................TWO............................. (MAIN EVENT, GUNS/Windham continues) BB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TROY WINDHAM gets the right shoulder up, capitalizing on that right arm of GUNS that has taken a beating during this match. GUNS can't believe it, and neither can I!! GUNS yells at the referee Young, and this Alamodome crowd is yelling in his favor. But GUNS gives up the argument and pulls Windham to his feet. AGAIN he sends Troy Windham into the turnbuckle, and again he sets Windham on the top rope. We're going to have the second superplex of this match! And if this doesn't end it, I don't know what will! CM: Other than the time limit that expires in about twenty-five minutes. BB: GUNS goes to pull the trigger, but Windham has hit feet locked under that second rope. GUNS is trying to use his power to pull Windham off the top, but Windham takes another tack, again catching GUNS in the eye!!!! Windham gets a reprieve for a second and takes advantage.... DROPKICKING GUNS FROM THE TOP!!!! GUNS goes down and so does Windham! Troy rolls over for the cover!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE...................TWO...................NO!!!!!! Windham couldn't hook the leg, and GUNS got that left shoulder up! Windham pounds on the mat, yelling at referee Patrick Young about the count. Referee Young gets in Windham's face yelling at him to worry about the match and not the count! But GUNS settles the argument, pulling Troy away from Young and sending him in for the ride again!!!! GUNS backs up the opposite corner turnbuckle as Windham hits for at least the third time in the other corner. Windham may have just passed out for a moment due to that back injury!! He doesn't even look like he's conscious. Referee Young is trying to ascertain Windham's condition... but here comes GUNS!!! Young starts to quickly back out of the way as the freight train appears to be coming through with the power of the Strongest Arms In The World driving it right toward Troy Windham!!!! GUNS comes in with the shoulder down....WINDHAM PULLS PATRICK YOUNG IN THE WAY!!!! Patrick Young just got caught between the immovable object and the unstoppable force.....and it was because of Troy Windham!!!! I don't know if he came to and was reaching for the ropes, or if he deliberately pulled Young in the way!!! CM: Marvin, cueup that replay for us! BB: But either way, all three men hit the mat in a pile!!! Patrick Young to one side, GUNS toward the center of the ring, and Troy Windham still sandwiched in that corner turnbuckle. We've got mass carnage in the ring, no one to deliver a standing ten-count. This crowd is booing tremendously over what they see as a cowardly move by Troy Windham. But it doesn't appear to be an issue...because the only creature stirring in this house is GUNS, who is slowly coming to and getting to his feet!!!! And this crowd is going wild!!!! And just as quickly, they're booing the fire out of GUNS!!!! What's going on here!? CM: Not GUNS, Bill, but Junior Hornet, who's running toward the ring!!!! BB: Not this again!!! Junior Hornet has a chair, and he's headed inside! HE JUST CRACKED THE CHAIR AGAINST THE BACK OF GUNS' HEAD! And this crowd is letting him know what they think of him....some are even throwing their trash at him. But Junior Hornet is revelling in it!!! But not for long......TIMMY WINDHAM COMES DOWN FROM ABOVE!!!! Timmy bungees down, and he is all over the man who tried to break his neck! Windham detaches the bungee and throws Junior Hornet through the ropes to the outside. Timmy goes over the top and catches Junior Hornet with a suicide dive! (MAIN EVENT, GUNS/Windham continues) BB: Timmy and Junior Hornet are going at it outside... and here come MARK WINDHAM and MJ DEAN to join in the fun!!! Inside the ring, all three men are still down....but that's not where Mark and MJ are headed. MJ Dean dives on top of Junior Hornet and starts dragging him back down the aisle! And now Mark Windham has got his brother all to himself again......and he's slapping the fire out of him! CM: Troy Windham is slowly getting to his feet inside the ring, and I think he's just figuring out what's going on! BB: Mark has Timmy wobbly, and now he grabs the chair that Junior Hornet used on GUNS! He just DRILLED Timmy right in the back. Timmy Windham is out at ringside....and Troy Windham is yelling at his older cousin! CM: Oh good Lord....here comes The Living Psycho. BB: You may be right, because Mark just turned on Troy, and he's climbing into the ring! Troy goes for the right hand, but Mark blocks it and drops his younger cousin with a right hand of his own! Mark turns Troy over............. PILEDRIVER!!!!!! CM: And that's victim #2! BB: Mark takes a look over GUNS.... CM: Oh the carnage...we could have victim #3 on his way. BB: But here comes HEAT!!!!! He dives into the ring, and he and Windham are all over each other!!!! HEAT grabs hold of Mark and sends him through the ropes! CM: Is the locker room empty yet? BB: And once again, Windham, GUNS, and the referee are down in the ring....but this time it's Troy Windham who is the only one stirring....he's up on his knees and trying to make his way over to GUNS. This crowd is booing his every move and yelling for GUNS to get up! But GUNS shows little signs of stirring.....and now Troy covers him!!!! But there's no one to count the pin!!! Patrick Young is still out! And Mark Windham and HEAT are still giving it to each other in the aisle!!! Is there anybody who can officiate this match? CM: Come on.....we've got at least two other refs back there somewhere....somebody's gotta get Young back up. BB: This crowd is going crazy as someone comes down the aisle. IT'S HORNET!!!!!!! But he bypasses Mark and HEAT....letting them wage their own war! HORNET IS IN THE RING!!!! He's trying to wake Patrick Young....he drags Young over to the pin.....but Young is out. Hornet is motioning for the paramedics to come help out the official. Now Hornet's looking around....apparently for another official. There's no one to be found, and Troy Windham is still on top of GUNS. Hornet gets down on the mat...he's gonna count it!!!! He checks the shoulders! BB: ONE.................................................... ................Hornet looks up, still looking for a CSWA official, Mark Windham in the aisle just realized what's happening, and he's on his way to the ring to stop his best friend from counting the pin for his younger cousin........ TWO..........................................the shoulder is still down, this crowd is gasping!..................... ...........THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mark is too late, still down the aisle. Troy Windham gets the three count......but will it stand???? (Buckley turns to Merritt....as does the crowd) The world wants to know.................................... (MAIN EVENT concludes) CM: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! BB: You heard it here, folks. We have a NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....Rhubarb Jones is announcing it to this capacity crowd, and they are furious! CM: It was possibly the longest three count in the history of professional wrestling, Buckley.....it stands. BB: There's certainly a pile of controversy surrounding this one! CM: Live by the screwjob, die by the screwjob, Bill, dem's the breaks. BB: Troy Windham is helped to his feet by Hornet, who has the CSWA World belt in his hands.....and he's presenting it to Troy! Troy can't believe it.....I think there are tears streaming down the cheeks of the King Of All Media, and now, the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion! Hornet is helping Windham climb out of the ring and make it down the aisle, amidst a torrent of garbage being thrown at them. Mark Windham is apparently nowhere to be found....it'll be interesting to see how *he* takes all this. But that gold over Troy's shoulder makes it all worthwhile from his perspective at least, I'm sure. Fans.....I'm still in shock over everything we've seen tonight, but this final match takes the cake. We'll see you in Key West for CSWA SHOWTIME!!!! CM: (on a walkie talkie) Security, get out here, we're gonna need some cover.