CSWA SuperPRIMETIME in Atlanta March 16, 1997 -------------------------------- (Fadein: U-62 television logo shattered as the CSWA logo comes through like the opening to "Star Wars"...it just keeps going, and going, and going) BB: Ladies and gentlemen, it's back and rarin' to go, it is CSWA SuperPRIMETIME coming to you from Atlanta's Omni! This mecca of wrestling history adds another page to his archives as the first two rounds of the tournament for the new CSWA World Heavyweight Championship get underway. I'm Bill Buckley, joined by my co-host, Sammy Benson. SB: Wasn't Ted Turner supposed to show up tonight? BB: Unfortunately, his secretary died, and he wasn't able to make it. SB: I wonder if Jane knows about it. BB: About what? SB: Turner and his secretary....I heard she died....well, how can I put it....'at work.' BB: You don't mean... SB: Working it *real* hard from what I heard. BB: You disgust me, you truly, truly disgust me. SB: What's the matter, Buckley, lost your lithium? BB: There you go again....fans, I apologize...as usual. Tonight, we've got twenty-three matches lined up for the CSWA World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, as we narrow the field from thirty-two to eight, all in one night. SB: Thirty-one, you mean. BB: Hey, you're actually being useful! That's right, folks, after his match with GUNS at CSWA PRIMETIME in Chapel Hill, MJ Dean has been diagnosed with a injured disc in his back. He was scheduled to be GUNS' first round opponent....which means that the "Strongest Arms In The World" gets an automatic bye to the round of sixteen. SB: As if taking on MJ Dean again would've been anything but... BB: Hey, the two men are one-and-one against each other, Sammy. SB: Only because GUNS decided to send Dean on a trip to the third row. For some reason, he still can't get that over-the-top rule in his head. BB: And folks, we haven't heard any additional word on the situation between CSWA co-owners and co-commissioners Stephen Thomas and Chad Merritt. In Chapel Hill, CSWA VP Samuel Hendricks looked to be starting a fracas with Stephen Thomas....instead, CSWA Board of Directors member Steve Day got involved. SB: And ended up getting his nose knocked the other way by Sticky Goo! BB: I'm not sure what we might see tonight in the latest edition of this on-again off-again ownership saga....but I do know that tonight's matches will have a major impact on who enters the top echelon of the wrestling world as the CSWA marches onward towards beginning its TENTH year in the world of professional wrestling. It's just around the corner, folks! And just around the next corner of this commercial break, we'll be back with the start of the CSWA World Heavyweight Championship Tournament! ----------------------------------------------------------- BB: Fans, we're back, and just about ready to get this first match underway. It features a youngster who has begun to make a name for himself around the wrestling world, against the man who calls himself the Enterprise World Heavyweight Champion...although the title is currently recognized only by two men. SB: And here comes one of them right now. BB: It appears that CSWA co-commish Chad Merritt is on his way down here towards the booth. Oh gawd, what's he gonna do now? Merritt: It's nice to see you too, Buckley. BB: Oh, Mr. Merritt...I see you have an earpiece in. Merritt: Never leave home without it, Bill. SB: Hi, Mr. Merritt! Merritt: Yeah, whatever Sammy. Guys, I've got an announcement that concerns you and your jobs especially. SB: (almost in tears) Please, please don't fire me! I know I've been bad....I'm know I'm not much of a commentator, but if you fire me, where will I go....I'm certainly not going back to..... Merritt: Stuff it, Sammy. Both you and Bill are keeping your jobs. SB: Thank God. Merritt: No, thank me. But you might not in a minute. You see, it seems like the commentating's gotten a bit stale. Which is why I want to add a little pizazz into the mix. And I do mean little. I think you both know Red here. (The Red Midget pops his head over the front of the table) Red: Well hello guys! SB: Dear Lord no! NO! BB: This can't be happening. Merritt: Oh, but it is. And, Sammy, Bill, you can either live with it....or live without a job. And if there's any 'hijinx' like there were last time, I'll be forced to take steps. Have fun, guys. If you need me, I'll be down on the front row watching the match. (walks off) BB: Well, it looks like we're now a three-man team....folks, the Red Midget now joins us at the booth. Red: And what an honor it is to be here, Bill. Aren't ya gonna welcome me back, Sammy? SB: Why you little.... Red: I wouldn't do it, Sammy, remember what Co-Commissioner Merritt said? And I think that includes knocking me out and kicking me off the stage like you did last time! SB: I should've made sure you never got up. Red: But you didn't. And now I'm back. And folks, how sweet it is. MIDGET IN THE HOUSE! BB: And on that very sorry *little* note, we'll be back. Red: Hey, was that a short crack!!!??? ----------------------------------------------------------- BB: Fans, we're back here in the Omni with SUPERPRIMETIME. Both men are in the ring, and there's the bell. The first round of the CSWA World Heavyweight Tournament is underway! SCOTTY MICHAELS vs. GLORY First Round BB: True to his word, Co-Commissioner Merritt is remaining on the front row as the man he has marked as the new CSWA 'Franchise' tries to start off his quest for the CSWA World Title. RM: But it's Glory who starts things off first, catching Michaels with a clothesline that decks him! BB: Um, Red, let's get something straight, *I'm* the straight man here. RM: Sure, sure, didn't mean to step on any toes. SB: Not like anybody would be able to tell... RM: Don't make me get you fired, Sammy. BB: Michaels quickly backpedals into the corner, but Glory follows him in, crushing him with a huge elbow. Glory pulls the "Enterprise World Champ" out of the corner and sends him for the ride across to the other turnbuckle. Michaels hits HARD and now it looks like Glory's going to follow him in. Here he comes..... RM: Too much time! BB: And Michaels drops to the mat, causing Glory to go through the ropes and nail his shoulder on the post! Michaels timed that one perfectly. RM: That's what you call 'playin possum.' SB: Really? We always called it a shortcut. RM: There you go again with the midget jokes! I'm gonna have Merritt come over here and give you your walking papers, Sammy!!! BB: Calm down, Red. Shortcut.....as in a way around having to work hard... RM: Oh...... SB: Jeez, talk about paranoid. RM: It's not as if I don't have reason to be. Last time I sat here, you knocked me unconscious.... SB: What can I say.....I tripped. RM: And when you kicked me off the stage? SB: I was aiming for a piece of trash.... BB: Michaels has dragged Glory into the center of the ring, and now he's headed up top. This could be all she wrote. SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!! And he nailed it! Referee Ben Worthington can take all the time he wants to with the count.....one......two...... three. And Scotty Michaels moves on to the second round. RM: He'll face the winner of our next matchup, Al Barton vs. Joe Massacre. BB: Folks, we'll be right back. ---------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: Welcome back to the Omni in Atlanta, where the 1st round of the CSWA World Tourney is underway! Scotty Michaels just moved on to the second round and now, we're set for the next match! RED MIDGET: Did I mention how great it is to be back? SAMMY BENSON: Yes you have, oh say 100 times don't worry your stay will be a short one! RED MIDGET: (angered) Keep it up, Benson keep it up! SAMMY BENSON: Aww kiss my grits, ya freak. BILL BUCKLEY: Please! Sammy I don't like this anymore than you do, but let's be calm about this. You know Red has a short temper! (Both Benson and Buckley laugh out loud) RED MIDGET: That's it I'm calling Merritt, he'll have your jobs for this!!(Red grabs phone, but Sammy wrestles it away and pops him in the head with it, sending the Midget flying backwards) SAMMY BENSON: Could somebody please get out here and clean this mess up .the midget apparently has wet himself! BILL BUCKLEY: Stop it Sammy! (looks at Red) Oh Lord! You're right! Let's head to the ring AL BARTON vs. JOE MASSACRE First Round Al Barton, signed to a CSWL contract, is a relative unknown! A string of wins in the tourney, could change that in a hurry. Not much is known about Barton, but one thing was apparent and that's that he doesn't like to mess around in the ring! His opponent doesn't either. Joe Massacre has been a hardcore tear of late nearly killing any and everybody in his way! With Erotic Robin looking like only she can look, and taking cheap shots of her own, Massacre looks tough. Barton lasted a while, as he seemed to match Joe blow for blow! Both men kept most of the action outside, as they used everything in sight. Anything that wasn't bolted down, was used a weapon.Eventually, Barton wore down and the pace that Massacre kept up was too much. After nearly 12 minutes, Massacre sensed the kill and finished the job with a 2x4! Barton was tough, but Joe keeps on rolling right into the second round, and a date with EN World Champion Scotty Michaels! WINNER: JOE MASSACRE BILL BUCKLEY: Simply put that was a blood bath, Sammy! RED MIDGET: (waking up) What?? What happened?? SAMMY BENSON: Your chair tipped over, and you hit your head.. RED MIDGET: Really? Ouch. BILL BUCKLEY: Fans, we'll be back after this.. I hate my life! ----------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: Before we go on, we'd like to thank all you fans who tried to get tickets to tonight's show, but as you well known the event sold out in 20 minutes! So please, when the CSWA hosts it's next card two months from now, try and act a bit earlier! RED MIDGET: Two months? Be upbeat Buckley, the CSWA is going strong again, we're back baby! SAMMY BENSON: Maybe things are always cute and perfect where the Smurfs live, but this is the real world, Webster, so with all due disrespect, shut up! RED MIDGET: Two words: Fat A... BILL BUCKLEY: RED that's enough! This is a family show, and if you want to talk like that, go to Boston..oh wait nevermind. SAMMY BENSON: Can we just get the matches going, I've got a hot date after the show! RED MIDGET: Well, Sammy I'm sure you can inflate her at any time, right we got work to do! SAMMY BENSON: (standing up and taking off his headset) ALRIGHT MIDGET!! YOU AND ME!! RED MIDGET: Yeah!! YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF YOU!! I SPENT 12 MONTHS IN THE BUSH, SUNSHINE, I'M READY FOR YOU! BILL BUCKLEY: I've got to get a new job...this is too much. ============================================================ Pestilence vs. Hotbody BILL BUCKLEY: There's the bell and this one is underway! Pestilence a man with serious emotional problems charges at HotBody, but Hotbody steps out of the way and Pesty hits the corner hard! RED MIDGET: Does Pesty still love GUNS? SAMMY BENSON: Who cares...let's just enjoy the champion that is the Hotbody! I really like this guy! BILL BUCKLEY: That's nice Benson, you've got to be happy right now, he's taking it too Pesty! Hotbody sends Pestilence to the ropes, Stun Gun! SAMMY BENSON: I..I can't breath!! (laughs) BILL BUCKLEY: Apparently Pesty caught Ben Worthington with an elbow, as Ben hits the floor! (crowd jeers) Wait a second, here comes Xavier Virile down to the ring! RED MIDGET: Wait he shouldn't be here...I'm going for help! SAMMY BENSON: (pulls Midget back) Sit down, half pint! BILL BUCKLEY: Virile in the ring, he decks the Hotbody with a frying pan!! Oh my gosh! BILL BUCKLEY: Pesty rolls him over, ONE....TWO....THREE!! HE'S GOT THE WIN!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! RED MIDGET: I tried to help, but nooooooo BILL BUCKLEY: Pesty moves on to the second round! -------------------------------------------------------- BB: We're back in the Omni, and ready for the last match in the first bracket of the CSWA World Championship Tournament. We already know that Scotty Michaels will be forced to face his toughest competition to date in Joe Massacre. But who Pestilence will face depends on who can pull this match out. BILLY STARR vs. TSUNAMI First Round BB: This may be one of the premiere matchups in the first round. These two men are good, darn good. RM: One has been known as a tag team specialist, but Tsunami once held the vaunted Unified World Title, knocking off JT Tyler at the height of his career. The other, Billy Starr, is a former Greensboro and Intracontinental Champion, at least until he suffered a massive neck injury that sidetracked his career for a while. SB: You're a wordy midget, aintcha? RM: Buckley, could you keep your sidekick under control? BB: I dont think anyone can, Red. SB: I'll show ya who's the freakin sidekick, you little.. BB: Now, now boys. We do have a job to do. This match is underway. Starr calls for a test a strength, but Tsunami knows better. He hooks the arm of Starr and sends him over with a quick hip toss. As Starr gets to his feet, Tsunami catches him with a spin wheel kick followed by a dropkick that sends Starr outside!!! SB: Uh oh, here we go. RM: Insightful commentary, Sammy. SB: F-----, Forget you, midget. BB: I never thought I'd see it, restraint by Sammy Benson. Tsunami comes over the top rope with a tope, but Starr dives out of the way, and Tsunami takes a faceful of steel from the metal barricade! He could be out! SB: I doubt it. I think he practices it that way. BB: The man who is one-half of the Unified World Tag Team Champions is pulled to his feet by Billy Starr, who whips him back into the barricade. Starr once again has hold of Tsunami, and this time whips him back-first into the ring apron! SB: He's swinging Tsunami around like a rag doll. BB: And now he unceremoniously dumps Tsunami back into the ring. Starr climbs in and drops the elbow, keeping the high-flyer on the mat. Starr hooks in a camel clutch, sitting down hard on the back of Tsunami and pulling on his neck. RM: That's a move that'll make you wanna say "I give." It pulls on the back, the neck, every muscle in the upper body. SB: And how would you know? RM: I *was* a wrestler, after all. The only one I know of at this table, in fact. SB: You're also the only midget at this table...what's your point? BB: Tsunami is stretching for that bottom rope, and with every stretch he moves a little closer. (Tsunami/Billy Starr continues) BB: Tsunami goes for that bottom rope again, but Starr is able to maintain his vertical base enough to keep the Unified Tag Champ from getting those fingertips to the edge. RM: Starr is fighting hard to try and keep the camel clutch locked on, as well as to keep Tsunami away from the ropes. BB: But it looks to be a losing battle, as Tsunami comes within a couple of inches. Starr lets up on the camel clutch, and tries a new tack, pulling Tsunami up and irish whipping him across the ring. Tsunami comes off with a flying crossbody, catching Starr, who was trying to set up for a clothesline!!! RM: Those are Tsunami's strengths, that quickness and explosiveness. BB: Starr gets nailed and once again, he gets dumped outside!!! Tsunami comes through the ropes with an attempt at a baseball slide, but he's grabbed by Starr! Starr whips him once again into the barricade, and Tsunami goes over it, into the crowd!!!! Starr turns back, he's ready to head back inside. SB: Don't count the Posterboy of the Hardcore Generation out just yet!!! BB: Tsunami is up...he's launched himself from the top of the barricade, and he hits Starr in the back with a modified version of a torpedo dropkick!!! Starr just got run into the apron and he dropped like a sack of potatoes. At the very least, he just had the air knocked out of him. RM: And Tsunami is capitalizing....he could be moving onto round two in a short while. BB: Tsunami rolls Starr back into the ring. Tsunami jumps to the middle of the top rope, and comes down on Starr with a rollover. That'll buy the youngster enough time to go upstairs. He comes off....MOONSAULT! He covers! ONE..... TWO.........no!! Starr gets the leg up somehow! Tsunami can't believe it! He comes off the ropes and catches the downed Starr with a leg drop, and he's gonna go up again! RM: One reverse moonsault, coming up. BB: That's indeed what he's going for. He jumps....but Starr sees him coming!!! Starr was only able to roll once or twice, but it was enough to get the bulk of his body out of the way. Tsunami hits hard, and now Starr is on his knees, able to hook the legs for the cover!!! ONE.......... TWO.............THREE!!!! BILLY STARR, former Intracontinental Champion, moves on to round two and one step closer to becoming the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion!!! RM: Just goes to show that one miss, one mistake, can cost you everything in this one. SB: Truer words were never spoken. RM: Why thank you, Sammy. SB: It wasn't a compliment, midget. RM: Whatever. BB: Folks, we'll be back with more of 'Sammy and Red's Variety Hour' after this. --------------------------------------------------------- BB: The Omni is hopping tonight, folks...not to mention this commentators' table where I'm joined by the Punch and Judy of professional wrestling, Sammy Benson and the Red Midget. RM: I resent that a lot, Buckley. SB: I resemble that remark. BB: The first four matches of the CSWA World Championship Tournament are under our belts, with the stage set for two second round matches. Later tonight, "EN World Champion" Scotty Michaels will take on former NWC UFC and World Champion Joe Massacre. In the other half of the bracket, Pestilence and Billy Starr will hook it up in a match that defines the cliche 'difference of styles.' But up now, we've got the second bracket of the first round, which features TWO of the three masked men in the tournament. SB: What is it with these masked men ANYWAY? BB: Well, we know that two of them were involved in an attack on GUNS back in St. Louis. But the man we're about to see, the man tentatively named "Masked Man #3" was a late entry, taking the spot left open when Unified World Champion Mike Randalls pulled out of the tournament. MASKED MAN #3 vs. STEVEN GAGE First Round It looked as if Gage would be the next man to move on to the second round, as the Masked Man looked flat. Masked Man #3 is obviously a talented wrestler, but something, whether wrestling under a mask or the surroundings, seemed to take him off his game. Gage, with a flurry of opening maneuvers, was able to get handful of one- and two-count attempts to cover. But the match didn't end early....as Masked Man #3 began to come on. He caught Gage with a shot to the throat, and then began to execute maneuvers with a precision rarely seen. Among the few things we know about this masked man, we know that he's got technical skill. He kept Gage locked in a full nelson for almost two minutes, wearing the big man down, and then following with a dragon suplex that got him a two count. The knockout blow came as Masked Man #3 took the match to the mat, wearing down on Gage first with a sleeper, then changing his focus and hooking in a modified figure four leglock. Gage wouldn't give, but after almost five minutes in the leglock, his body seemed ready, even if his mouth wasn't. Masked Man #3 finished Gage off, but not too mercifully as he sent Gage down hard with a gutbuster and got the one-two-three. WINNER: MASKED MAN #3 BB: I don't know who this man is, who he's allied with, or what he's doing here, but I *do* know that he's moved on to the second round, and his next opponent better watch out. RM: He seemed distracted by something, I don't know if it was the crowd in the Omni or the mask, but once he got over that, everything went his way. BB: I think you're right, Red, it doesn't seem as if this 'masked man' is used to that mask....but I guess we won't find out who he is until he's good and ready. SB: Or until somebody makes it their business to find out. ----------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: Bracket two of the World tourney is well underway, and we just saw a Masked Man, one of three in the field! Okay Sammy who is this guy?? RED MIDGET: Hey, why does Sammy get to go first? BILL BUCKLEY: Because I don't like you...how's that, you ingrate. SAMMY BENSON: Works for me! (laughs) I think it's HORNET, Buckley. I mean look at the man, he obiviously knew what he was doing in that ring... HORNET's been away for too long, he's got to come back sooner or later..and that's him! BILL BUCKLEY: Why are you so sure that it's him and not one of the other two masked guys? SAMMY BENSON: Or all three! Face it, with his massive ego he'll do anything to get back into the CSWA and win the World Title! RED MIDGET: I think it's El Nino... BILL BUCKLEY: Now, do you realize why we don't let you speak? RED MIDGET: Shut up Buckley.. ============================================================ Wildstar vs. Eric Jackson BILL BUCKLEY: Wildstar one half of the Tag Team champions, is no doubt favored in this one! (crowd cheers) He's wasted no time going to work on poor Eric Jackson! Wildstar whips Jackson into the ropes, Frank'n'Parsons! SAMMY BENSON: It's naughty time, Buckley Jimmy V. is setting up a table! Come on RED, do something!! (laughs) BILL BUCKLEY: Wildstar sends, Jackson through the ropes!! Jimmy V. places him on the table...Wildstar bounces off the ropes, runs across the ring, dives over the top rope OHMYLORD! RED MIDGET: Um..why isn't Eric moving? BILL BUCKLEY: I'm not sure if I want the answer to that question, RED. Wildstar rolls, Eric in the ring...ONE... TWO....THREE!!! WILDSTAR MOVES ON TO FACE THE MASKED MAN IN ROUND NUMBER TWO!! SAMMY BENSON: Wait a sec, Buckley he's not done!! Jimmy has set up another table!! BILL BUCKLEY: Wildstar on the top rope with Jackson, superplexes them both onto the table, GOODGRIEF!! RED MIDGET: Holy snikees, he's dead..the man is dead!! BILL BUCKLEY: Wildstar loves what he's done here...he's going for a pildriver!!! OHMY! Worthington is calling for the bell, Sammy he's reversed the decision!! Eric Jackson gets the win, and moves on to the second round! SAMMY BENSON: Just for killing a man? He was robbed! BILL BUCKLEY: We'll be right back, for crying out loud can we get some help for Eric Jackson?! ---------------------------------------------------------- SB: I can't believe what Worthington just did, that's highway robbery! This is wrestling for goodness' sakes, it's SUPPOSED to be brutal. BB: No, Sammy, it's supposed be competitive, it's supposed to be exciting, it's supposed to be physical, but not brutal. SB: Man, what planet do you come from? RM: Bill's right, Sammy. Wildstar went way, way too far in what he did to Eric Jackson. SB: And what color is the sky there? Green, purple? Maybe polka dots? BB: I wish I could say your sarcasm's refreshing, Sammy. SB: Don't be so cerebral, Buckley, it's not becoming to sound smarter than you look. RM: Just ignore him, Bill. BB: I've made it a fine art form, Red, don't worry. Fans, we now know that Eric Jackson will move on to meet Masked Man #3 in the second round. Now it's time to find out who the sixth man of sixteen into the second round will be. WOLF vs. DAMON PAYNE First Round These two young stars went at it from two different perspectives. Wolf came at it fast and furious, hungry for a big win in this tournament. That attitude seemed to serve him well as Wolf continued to give the wrestling equivalent of a full-court press, never allowing Payne a moment to rest, even after a big move. Payne on the other hand, seemed colder and more calculating in this one.... looking to pick his spots, moving in carefully and cautiously. Wolf was able to throw Payne off his game a few times with that tenacity of his. Payne seemed to strike gold early after a clothesline that completely flipped Wolf over, but Wolf was up immediately, cutting the feet out from under Payne and following with a flurry of punches and kicks, following with a clothesline of his own. But it was spots like that where Payne seemed to ride out the attack from Wolf and look for an opening, something he continually found. The end of this match came when Wolf sent Payne in for the ride, Payne held on to the top rope, causing Wolf to miss the dropkick and hit the mat hard. Payne came across quickly with a maneuver almost like a mafia kick, dropping Wolf and getting the quick three-count and the win. WINNER: DAMON PAYNE BB: Damon Payne continues his young run here in the CSWA. He'll meet the winner of our next matchup. We'll be back with the next of the masked men in this tournament as he takes on Vito Greco! MASKED MAN #1 vs. VITO GRECO First Round The CSWA World Heavyweight Championship Tournament continued with this matchup between one of the members of "The Family", the newest stable to hit the CSWA, against "Masked Man #1", one of the men who apparently either has a grudge against GUNS, or an alliance with America's Team. Vito Greco started things out early with a quick kick to the midsection, following up with a power slam that seemed to knock the wind out of the mysterious masked man. But after a snap mare by Greco, the masked man began to bring it on. The big man sent Greco down hard with an elbow to the head, following up with a double axehandle blow to the back. Planting a knee to the back and pulling back on the arms didn't help Greco any, probably adding to his chiropractor bills. But The Family's big man wasn't ready to go down so easily. Blocking a suplex by the masked man, Greco dropped the bigger man with a belly to belly suplex, then dropped Masked Man #1 with a DDT and went for the quick cover. Masked Man #1 tried to kick out, but somehow, some way, Greco kept his shoulders down for the three, breaking the curse of facing masked men. WINNER: VITO GRECO RM: That's a huge win for The Family, sending their first member to the second round. BB: And that's with the other two Family members yet to wrestle tonight. Vito Greco will meet Damon Payne in round two later on. SB: Ya know, I wonder if I could hire them.... RM: For what? SB: Huh? What? Was that out loud? Well, see....there's some gutter work I need done. RM: Draining? SB: Um, yeah, that's it. BB: Well, now that we've got the 'home improvement' segment of SUPERPRIMETIME outta the way, let's move on to the first match of Bracket 3 in the tournament. MARK WINDHAM vs. TIDAL WAVE First Round Ya know how 'no contest' in wrestling usually means that for some reason both men were counted out, disqualified, or the match never officially began? Well, in this case, 'no contest' means, well, no contest. Windham has never held the CSWA World Championship, although he has been the Unified World Champion. Tonight, Windham took one step towards taking his first CSWA World Title. Starting the match out brutally, Windham took it to Tidal Wave in street fight style, dropping the youngster with a series of punches, kicks. Either Windham thought he was in a Sweetwater, Texas bar, or he just plain went nuts. But he quickly showed why he's been a Unified World Champ, catching Tidal Wave with a DDT, and quickly putting him away with the Sharpshooter, getting the submission win. WINNER: MARK WINDHAM BILL BUCKLEY: Bracket Three is getting underway...Sammy, an easy win for Mark Windham, as he begins his quest for a title that will bring him close to the UNIFIED title, and we all know what that title means to Windham! SAMMY BENSON: We've all heard his spill about how it'll bring sanity to him, but quite frankly I'm not sure if anything can do that... What do you think RED? RED MIDGET: That's Sammy!! I thin-- SAMMY BENSON: Your time is up, sorry! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham will take on the winner of our next match! Rhubarb! ============================================================ Bonecrusher vs. "The Eradicator" Troy Martinez BILL BUCKLEY: Troy Martinez starts off the match, clotheslining Bonecrusher from behind!! Martinez with a hard right hand...Troy whips Bonecrusher across the ring and he hits hard against the turnbuckle! RED MIDGET: Moonriver..... SAMMY BENSON: Shut up...for the love of all that's good and pure shut up! BILL BUCKLEY: "The Eradicator" charges in the corner, but Bonecrusher catches him with a right foot to the mush! BC hops on the middle rope...SHOULDERBLOCK! ONE....TWO..NO! SAMMY BENSON: A simply hook of the tights and he would have had him, Buckley... some guys never learn! BILL BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher suplexes Martinez! Now, BC climbs to the top rope!! It's rare that the big man goes up top! SAMMY BENSON: You say RED is up top?? Jump man, Jump..!! RED MIDGET: I hate you.. BILL BUCKLEY: Troy to his feet, he dropkicks BC!! Bonecrusher falls ontop of the top turnbuckle... that's not good for the groin! SAMMY BENSON: No it's not..if there's on thing I know, it's the groin! I mean... ah skip it! BILL BUCKLEY: Troy Martinez...climbs to the top as well. Both men standing on the top rope...Troy is trying to superplex Bonecrusher, but BC nails him in the gut and shoves him off the top!! RED MIDGET: Bill, what did Sammy mean when he said he knows groins? BILL BUCKLEY: I'd rather not ask him RED.. Bonecrusher, waits for Martinez to come to his feet, he flies off with a shoulderblock, but misses!! Troy bounces off the ropes, OHMY!! GUNS who's at ringside with Bonecrusher, popped up on the apron and nailed "The Eradicator" with the time keeper's bell!! SAMMY BENSON: What time is it?? (laughs) BILL BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher covers, as GUNS holds Troy's feet down! ONE.....TWO.........THREE!! He moves on!! RED MIDGET: I mean, why would a man admit to knowing groins? BILL BUCKLEY: DROP IT, RED! RM: What just happened? Why did GUNS just interfere? BB: He was helping out a fellow jWo member, Red. RM: Oh.... SB: Guess in those twelve months in the bush you missed out on that, huh, Red? RM: Shut up, ScrotumBoy. SB: At least mine's full size, midget. RM: Them's fightin' words, Sammy. You can pick on my size, but you don't pick on the size of my... BB: Hold it right there, and I *don't* mean literally! This is an avenue that I really, really don't wanna go down. MASKED MAN #2 vs. RICK MAHLER First Round Mahler's a relative newcomer to the CSWA, and as for Masked Man #2, well, who knows. We do know that whatever and whoever he may be, he's certainly a wrestler. Mahler tried to run the show early, but he went about it the wrong way, trying power moves against the bigger Masked Man #2. That allowed the unknown man to carry the momentum his way, sending Mahler down early with a reverse neckbreaker that seemed almost to move the entire ring a few inches. Masked Man #2 kept Mahler on the mat with a step-over-toe hold, but Rick was quickly able to grab the ropes and break the hold. The masked man sent Mahler into the ropes, but put his head down too soon, allowing Mahler to capitalize with a neckbreaker. The former seven-time SSW World Champ quickly followed with a snap suplex, then whipped the masked man into the corner, trying to set him up for his top rope backdrop finisher. Mahler set the masked man on the top rope, but as he executed the backdrop, the big man reversed position in midair, coming down hard on Mahler, hooking the leg, and securing the one-two-three. WINNER: MASKED MAN #2 BB: I don't knwo what it is, but that guy seems awfully familiar. SB: I told ya earlier, Buckley, it's Hornet, I tell you! He can't stay away! Someway or another, he's gonna get to the finals of this tournament, and then all hell's gonna break loose! RM: Aren't you being a little overdramatic? SB: Midget, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, SHUT UP! BB: I've gotta agree with him there, Red. RM: Well, I never... SB: And you never will! Now zip it! BB: Folks, we'll be right back. --------------------------------------------------------- BB: We're back... RM: And the beat rolls on. BB: Didn't I tell you to shut up? RM: Yessir. BB: Then do it! SB: (laughing) He told you, midget. BB: You too, Sammy. I'm tired of all the blather. SB: Blather? I don't even know what 'blather' is... BB: It's what comes outta your mouth everytime you open it. SB: Oh.... RM: (laughing) He told you, Sammy. BB: I'm not gonna tell you again, Red. Fans, this next match is the final one of Bracket Three, with the winner moving on to face the impressive Masked Man #2 who just took out Rick Mahler. TROY WINDHAM vs. JUNIOR HORNET First Round RM: I don't know what's gonna happen between these two, they're supposed to be on the same team, aren't they? SB: Yes, Bushleague, they are. BB: Hold on, both men are coming down to ringside together, led by "Hardcore" Jimmy V! SB: Like I said, Buckley, they *are* both part of DAWN of a NEW DAY. BB: Sure, but this is for all the marbles, the CSWA World Championship. What are they planning on doing? I guess we're about to find out. They're climbing into the ring, and Jimmy V is telling referee Ben Worthington to ring the bell. RM: He's sure anxious to get this one on. BB: The bell has rung...Windham and Junior Hornet go to lock up....they both just laughed and pulled away. And now Junior Hornet lays down on the mat.....what are they doing? SB: It's simple, Buckley. Survival of the fittest. Tsunami has already been eliminated, Wildstar was cheated out of his spot in the second round.....why wear out your best hope when you give him a ticket into round two? BB: And that seems to be the plan, because Troy covers Junior....Worthington looks as confused as I am. But he counts it anyway....one.....two.....three. And Troy Windham will move on to the second round to face Masked Man #2. What a disgrace from Dawn of a New Day. SB: You mean, what a plan. BB: Fans, when we return, the final bracket of the first round. ---------------------------------------------------------- BB: Folks, that's twelve matches down...well, if you can call that farce we just saw between Troy Windham and his partner Junior Hornet a match. RM: Speaking of farces, isn't GUNS supposed to be wrestling? SB: I really, really hope that the Strongest Arms In The World heard that. Little men who are smaller than one of GUNS' arms shouldn't make stupid comments. RM: Hey, if I took steroids, I'd be big too. SB: No, you'd just be a deformed midget. BB: As we mentioned earlier, fans, GUNS has received an automatic bye to the second round of the tournament due to the injury of MJ Dean. An injury which happened, ironically enough, at the hands of GUNS in Chapel Hill. RM: How convienient. BB: In the second round, one of these two men we're about to see will have the unenviable task of meeting up with the former EN World Champ. RF MELONEER vs. "KNUCKLES" ROCCO NARDONI First Round The second member of The Family was in action. Nardoni is a man who knows power, and certainly isn't afraid to use it. Meloneer tried to size up Nardoni early, and made the mistake of letting the street-wise Nardoni get in a test of strength. Nardoni quickly drove Meloneer to his knees, then followed in with a big boot and a knee lift. Meloneer quickly headed outside, checking to make sure all his teeth were in place. But Nardoni followed Rocky Ford out, catching the country born and bred wrestler with a boot to the back, and following with a DDT outside on the concrete. Nardoni quickly rolled back in, allowing referee Ben Worthington to begin the ten-count on Meloneer. But Rocky Ford wasn't that easy to get rid of. He got to his feet, heading back inside, where he was met by Nardoni. A quick shoulderblock from the outside gave Meloneer the chance to dive over the top and get a sunset flip cover on Nardoni, which only led to a one-count. Meloneer dodged the follow-up by Nardoni, an attempted to knee to the gut, catching Rocco with a huge uppercut, and quickly following with the Cantaloupe Crush, getting the quick three-count. WINNER: ROCKY FORD MELONEER BB: He caught that one out of nowhere! Meloneer showing why he was the latest Greensboro Champion. RM: Merritt made a big mistake when he decided to strip this man of his title. BB: Well, Meloneer may get his chance to prove Merritt and all his detractors wrong, as he heads onto the second round of the tournament to meet GUNS. We'll be right back with the final matches of the first round. XAVIER VIRILE vs. "THE BOSS" ANTONIO DIROMA First Round "Mr. Suicide" himself came into this one, taking on "The Boss" of The Family. Virile brought down his normal bag of tricks, but was quickly taken to task by DiRoma, who looked like he might take this one early. The momentum changed, however, as Virile began to get vicious, going low on DiRoma, and then pushing "The Boss" hard through the second and top ropes, hitting hard on the ring apron. Virile followed DiRoma out, using the metal barricade like a gallows on DiRoma. And as Virile looked like he might go for his 'bag of tricks', Rocco Nardini and Vito Greco quickly bolted down the aisle, doing a number on Virile and securing the health of their "Boss." Virile seemed to enjoy the beating....but, that's Mr. Suicide, I guess. WINNER (by disqualification): XAVIER VIRILE TIMMY WINDHAM vs. CARL BRIGSBY First Round Well, what's good for one brother is good for another. Just as Mark Windham seemed to have little trouble with Tidal Wave back in Bracket Three, former Enterprise World Champion Timmy Windham made light work of Carl Brigsby, the man whose claims to fame are having one of the work win-loss singles records in the CSWA, and being a former US Tag Team Champion. Timmy seemed almost frenetic in this one, not letting up on Brigsby for even a second, and using some of his patented maneuvers like "The Clear", his one-two-three heart compressions, and the Kermy Kick, his version of the heart kick. But in the end, it was the Fozzie Flip...his version of the Frank n' Parsons, that got the one-two-three for the young veteran. WINNER: TIMMY WINDHAM SB: I'm always amazed at how easy it is to get Buckley to say the names of all the Muppet characters in one match. BB: Shut up, Sammy. SB: Yessir. RM: Can you say "Tickle Me Elmo?" BB: No, but I can't say 'dead midget.' Fans, we're going to take a short intermission at this time. When we return, we go from the round of 32 to the Sweet Sixteen! Here's the lineup: CSWA World Championship Tournament Second Round Scotty Michaels vs. Joe Massacre Pestilence vs. Billy Starr Masked Man #3 vs. Eric Jackson Damon Payne vs. Vito Greco Masked Man #2 vs. Troy Windham Mark Windham vs. Bonecrusher GUNS vs. RF Meloneer Timmy Windham vs. Xavier Virile BB: That's all coming up, NEXT! ----------------------------------------------------------- BB: Well, it's time for the next bracket to begin as Joe Massacare takes on The EN Champion, "The Franchise" Scotty Michaels- RM: Originally, me and Merrit talked about me being The Franchise role. However, he decided my mic work was better instead of my in-the-ring prowess. SB: Hey midget man, Sweet Chin Music might work for Shawn Michaels, but kicking someone in the kneecap isn't going to hack it in the CSWA. RM: Oh yeah? SB: OUCH! HEYYYY! BB: Massacare's in the ring, and Scotty Michaels is coming down with Merrit, the man who gave him the title. Merrit has the mic, as both of them are now in the ring. SB: Look at Scotty posing like that. BB: You can do that when the owner of the company is your manager. CM: Look at this man- WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS MAN. Ladies and gentleman, what you are seeing right here before you is an ATHLETE of GREAT PROPORTIONS. Scotty Michaels is a man who can do it all. Scotty Micheals isn't even a man- HE'S A GOD. So, get up on your feet and BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD! BB: This crowd is booing extremely loudly. SB: For once, I agree with these morons. RM: IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! BB: Merritt is walking out of the ring, Michaels turns around- ROLL UP BY JOE MASSACRE! 1...2...3! MASSACRE WINS! MASSACRE WINS! SB: WILL YOU LOOK AT MERRITT! HE'S BESIDE HIMSELF! BB: These fans are going nuts! I can't beleive it! Massacre is high tailing it out of the ring! Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back after what has to be an upset of galactic proportions. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: What an upset in the first match of round two. RM: I haven't seen anything like that since my grandfather helped lead the insurrection on the set of The Wizard of Oz. SB: Hey Red, how'd you like to be in a neck brace again? RM: Hey Sammy, how'd you like another chin kick? SB: OUCH! HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAK I'm GONNA- BB: Well, "Blazin'" Billy Starr is in the ring again. Coming BB: down to the ring is Pestilence- WHO THE HECK? SB: THAT'S FAMINE! THAT'S FAMINE! BB: And look right there- it's Paul Miller, NGEN President! These two had an incident in the BAD before it folded- RM: Right before I was about to make my debut, also. BB: Pestilence is just staring at Famine. PESTILENCE IS SHAKING! FAMINE JUST CLOSELINED PESTILENCE AND IS WAILING ON HIM! Troutman is counting- 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 BB: 10! Pestilence has been counted out because Famine and Paul Miller suckered him. Miller and Famine are walking into the ring. Miller now has the mic- SB: He's good with the mic, considering he's been taking orders at Mickey D's for the past 3 years. BB: Normally, I'd tell you to stop, but since it's Miller, I won't. PM: LISTEN UP YOU DUMB HICKS. You want to see action? You want to see WRESTLERS? Well, you Unabomber wannabe's, Paul PM: Miller brings you the action. I did it in the BAD, and I'm doing it in the NGEN. The CSWA wants you to see Pestilence beat the hell out of this simp Billy Starr? Well, Starr, I made you in the BAD, and I'm gonna break you in the CSWA unless you leave. BB: Starr is leaving the ring, shaking his head at the pure ignorance of Paul Miller! PM: I told you all about the lie. The lie of Pestilence. Biggles and Huggies want you to think that Pestilence is still a wrestler- HE'S DEAD. PESTILENCE IS DEAD. That's why PM: I'm here- to bring back a dead man's spirit. Pestilence was the *EPITOME* of hardcore in his prime. In the NGEN, we wrestled and did things *THE RIGHT WAY* while all of you in the CSWA perfected your great Reverse Chinlocks. So, I'm here with Famine to show you all what wrestling is all about- PAUL MILLER STYLE! Tell them, Famine. F: I'll tell them something, Miller... but first I want to tell you something... SHUT THE UP! BB: FAMINE JUST BELTED MILLER IN THE MOUTH! MILLER IS OUT COLD! FAMINE HAS MILLER- SPINNING PILEDRIVER! MILLER IS HURT SB: This is just great. The CSWA is back, and better than before! BB: Famine is leaving the ring to a standing ovation! Here come the stretchers with Miller. They have the neck brace on- and they're walking outside. SB: Look familiar, Red? BB: They have Miller- ONE EMT SLIPPED ON POPCORN AND DROPPED MILLER! THIS IS GREAT! We'll be back. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Well, in our break, we had our tape recorders rolling in case something happened. Well, two things happened. SB: OUCH! YOU DUMB MIDGET, WHY DO YOU KEEP ON KICKING ME? RM: I wanted THREE things to happen! BB: Well, three things have happened. The Red Midget kicked Sammy in the knee again, and Masked Man Number Three found out he got a bye into the Round of 8 because Erik Jackson is in the hospital after Wildstar viciously attacked him after their match. SB: Glad to see Hornet advancing far into the tournament. BB: I thought Hornet was Number 2? SB: No, I think that's Biggie Smalls. RM: That didn't make any sense. SB: Shut up. OUCH- Heyy, will you stop before I do something irrational? RM: Like what, live? BB: What did I do? Well, the other thing that happened was "Big" Vito Greco beat Damon Payne in about eight seconds after a vicious chokeslam. Vito's got to be an outside contender for the world title. SB: He's a contender to shine my shoes, and that's about it. Buckley, be honest, he bites. RM: Like this? BB: HEY! STOP! BB: We'll be back with more of Round 2. The match between Troy Windham and Masked Man #2- the man many believe is Hornet- has been all #2 so far. He attacked Troy early with a barray of punches, took The Gen-X'er to the outside and pummeled him with chairs, the ring steps and the ring railing, and has hit a few power moves on the inside.> BB: The Masked Man whips Windham to the ropes- POWERSLAM! 1...2...NO! Troy escapes. He quickly follows up- BRAINBUSTER! TROY IS OUT COLD! 1...2...JIMMY V. PUTS TROY'S BB: FOOT ON THE ROPES! SB: He's a master strategist, that Jimmy. BB: And cheater. The Masked Man points at Jimmy, and tells him to stop. He whips Troy in- closeline city! He's calling for the coup de grace. He has Troy- Jimmy's on the ring apron! POWERBOMB! TROY'S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THE APRON! THE MASKED MAN IS ON TOP OF TROY WINDHAM FOR THE PIN, BUT JIMMY IS DISTRACTING THE REF! THIS IS A TRAVESTY! SB: No, it's strategy. BB: Here comes the calvary- Junior Hornet hits the ring. The Masked Man closelines him! He has Junior Hornet- PILEDRIVER! Junior Hornet is out cold! Troy is up, and he goes for a closeline- THE MASKED MAN DUCKS AND STUN GUNS TROY! Jimmy V is STILL holding onto the ref. This is a disgrace. Junior Hornet is up now- and him and The Masked Man are going at it. Wait- someone's coming down from the back! Someone's coming down! It's- SB: THE LUNATIC! BB: MARK WINDHAM IS HERE! Mark hates his cousin Troy for BB: disgracing the Windham name. Mark has a chair- and he knocks Jimmy out with a shot in the back! The ref turns around, The Masked Man is covering Troy! 1.....2....NO! TROY KICKED OUT! The Masked Man and Mark WIndham can't believe it at all. Junior Hornet PLANCHAS ONTO MARK WINDHAM- MARK CAUGHT JUNIOR HORNET! HE TOSSES HIM INTO THE THIRD ROW! SB: You'd better bet that Guns is steaming. BB: Mark is telling the mystery man to end it! He's going for another powerbomb- TROY'S FOOT CAUGHT THE REF IN THE FACE! THE REF IS DOWN! Mark has had it. Mark grabs a chair, BB: and he's on the ring apron. The Masked Man has Troy up. Mark is signalling to the crowd that it's over- SB: Isn't Troy supposed to be doing this? BB: Usually, but turn about is fairplay. The Masked Man whips Troy towards Mark- TROY REVERSES! MARK TRIED TO PULL BACK WITH THE CHAIR BUT HE STILL CAUGHT THE MASKED MAN! Troy has the Masked Man- THE SLACKKNIFE! The ref sees it- 1...2...3! SB: YES! YES! YES! TROY GETS ANOTHER MIRACLE WIN! BB: Troy Windham gets a lucky win over the Masked Man. Mark is just looking at what he accidentally did in shock. Troy, Jimmy and Junior just walk past Mark- and Troy is gesturing at Mark! Mark runs off and is going after Dawn of a New Day, who are taking off for the exits! Some day, Troy Windham is going to get his. He's burnt to many bridges in to quick a time. SB: Some day, Bill... but that day hasn't quite dawned on him yet. ************************************************************ BONECRUSHER VS. MARK WINDHAM This match was a war. These two men, they hate each other. Plain and simple. They both stormed the ring, they both took it to each other. Outside, inside, intentionally shoving the ref, using chairs, brawling in the crowd... it was intense. At one point, Mark Windham elbow dropped Bonecrusher off the top rope through a table. Bonecruser, not to be outdone, at one point piledrived Windham through a table on the outside. Here's the play by play of the stunning conclusion, joined 14:56 into the match. BB: BC rolls Windham into the ring, and he follows with a few stomps on Mark. Thing don't look to good for Windham, in what could be his best chance to win the CSWA World Strap. SB: As well as his last. BB: Bonecrusher has Windham up, HE DROPS HIM ACROSS THE ROPES- OH NO! MARK WINDHAM JUST NAILED PEE WEE TROUTMAN ON HIS REBOUND! TROUTMAN IS OUT! SB: Look in the back! Hornet's coming! Hornet's coming! BB: Masked Man Number Two is walking down to ringside, folks. BC and Windham don't see him. BC has Windham up for the powerbomb. SB: The move he does like no one else. BB: It's been one of the most lethal finishers in the sport for years, folks. Bonecrusher has Windham up- WINDHAM REVERSES IT WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! WHAT A MOVE! Masked Man #2 is just shaking his head at that. SB: Yeah, Hornet would never botch something like that up. BB: Windham and Bonecrusher are both winded, laying on the mat. Pee Wee is out, still. WAIT- HERE COMES THE SECOND MASKED MAN INTO THE RING WITH A CHAIR! He has the mic- MM: First off, Windham, here's how the f-ck you do a simple MM: screwjob. SB: I think Bonecrusher after tonight is going to be making Oliver McCall look like he's sane after that one. MM: And Bonecrusher... after all these f-cking years, you think you'd know how to do a measly Powerbomb as well. BB: The Masked Man has Bonecrusher up for the powerbomb- NO! HE JUST TOSSED BONECRUSHER ASIDE AND IS STARING AT WINDHAM! SB: This can be nothing but a good thing. BB: The Masked Man stands the dazed Windham up- and he jabs him with the microphone. He has Windham and is putting him on the top rope... SB: All these years- finally, my dreams are being realized! Hornet doing in his best friend! BB: POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE! MARK WINDHAM IS HURT! MM: All these months, I've played this f-cking game. I'm sick of it. No more games. CS F-ckin WA... get out of the god-d-mn kitchen... IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT! BB: IT'S HEAT! IT'S HEAT! THE 2ND MASKED MAN IS HEAT. SB: Well, now we know who the Third Masked Man is. BB: HEAT JUST SPAT ON MARK WINDHAM! He has Bonecrusher, and he rolls him on Windham. He takes Troutman, and rolls him over towards Bonecrusher... this is an injustice... 1....this is gonna be bad... 2..... no..... 3! Bonecrusher gets the win over Mark Windham... SB: Mark Windham, who AGAIN fails in his quest to win the CSWA World Title. Can you say choke, everybody? BB: Sammy, please... will you look at Heat, walking smugly back to the dressing room? Mark Windham is *NOT* going to like this at all. We've got to go on break. ************************************************************ They're hot- they're cool- and they're the songs for OUR generation... presenting CSWA FULL METAL! Call 1-888-CS-MUSIC and order yours to- ************************************************************ BB: Mark, please... MW: Listen here, Buckley... I'll do whatever the f-ck I want to. I built this league from day 1, and look what happened. The title *I* made is sitting in some dumpster in the AAWC written in crayon. Merrit found it fitting to give some no-talent hack who can't even think up a decent gimmick of his own a title shot. In fact, him and Thomas can't even get anybody to even give a f-ckin sh-t about this anymore and go off for months at a time on coke binges. BB: Mark- MW: Shut your lip, Buckley. I f-cking built this league, the last thing you'd think they'd do was actually give me a fair shot at winning. Instead, they take my semi-retarded brother and dig my father up, and drag him around the ring to f-cking agitate me. Well, Merrit, Thomas... you can take the CSWA World Title and shove it up your f-cking holes. I don't play the games anymore. From now on, Mark Windham does what Mark Windham wants to do. SB: Does that include... CHOKE? BB: MARK- NO! BB: Folks, we've had a lot of cameras rolling... it appears that Mark Windham, "The Living Legend" has decided to become his other nickname, "The Living Psycho." Sammy Benson is a jerk... but still, you just have to hope that he's okay. I hope the guys in the back just realize that Mark Windham is on a rampage. Let's go to the next match between Guns and Rocky Ford Meloneer. This match between Guns and RFM was surprisingly close. Guns is regarded as many things, and good wrestler is still one of them after everything that's happened the past year. RFM is a star on the rise. They started off early, and Guns looked distracted, with his mind elsewhere, probably on the fact that Marcus Cameron has stolen his family. Rocky Fork impressed with a dazzling array of technical holds, and good old fashioned slugging. Bonecrusher, realizing his friend was in trouble, came down after RFM legdropped Guns from the top rope. here's the PBP by Bill Buckley. BB: Bonecrusher is up on the apron, and Rocky Ford sees him. He has Bonecrusher by the collar! The crowd is going nuts! Guns is rolling on the mat- BONECRUSHER JUST DROPPED A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS THAT GUNS PICKS UP! The ref doesn't see it! BB: ROCKY FORD JUST COLDCOKED BONECRUSHER! He turns around- WHAM! GOOD NIGHT EILEEN! GUNS JUST CLOBBERED ROCKY FORD MELONEER. 1....2....3! Bonecrusher rolls into the ring, and he tosses Meloneer to the floor. Look at them pose... you'd think that they'd have just easily wiped the floor with the kid. WAIT- OH MY GOD! MARK WINDHAM IS RUNNING OUT FROM THE BACK! AHHH- WINDHAM JUST CROWNED BONECRUSHER WITH A CHAIR! HE'S ALL OVER BONECRUSHER! GUNS IS PULLING WINDHAM OFF OF HIM TO NO AVAIL! HERE COME THE REFS- WINDHAM IS ALL OVER BONECRUSHER! Bonecrusher is laid out! Windham just runs out again, again rushing to the locker rooms. He's a madman, and he's out of control. BB: Well, this has been an interesting night in Atlanta- wait... no, we have a camera back there- let's go! AW: Son, no, stop- MW: I'm not you f-ckin son! BB: There's no way Timmy's going to be able to wrestle... he ------------------------------------------------------------- BB: Well, we just got word that Timmy's being taken to the hospital as well. Xavier Virile is getting the win over Timmy, and it looks like he'll be taking on Guns at the next card. Folks we're out of time here- NO! NOT AGAIN! SOmebody has to stop him-