CSWA PRIMETIME in New Orleans April 27, 1997 ------------------------------ (A final U-62 promo for CSWA PRIMETIME in New Orleans is being shot, Bill Buckley sits at the commentators' table) BB: Wrestling fans, this is Bill Buckley coming to you LIVE from the Louisiana Superdome....which will soon be filled by tens of thousands of fans. CSWA PRIMETIME is just a few hours away, and we've got some terrific action for ya. I'll run down some of the highlights...in the MAIN EVENT, former US Champions "The Living Psycho" Mark Windham and HEAT renew their years-long feud after a long hiatus. Both men blame the other for their early exits from the CSWA World Tournament. Tonight, one of them will get some measure of revenge. And speaking of revenge, Bonecrusher wants more than a small measure of his own as he takes on "The Strongest Arms In The World". GUNS set Bonecrusher up badly, letting him 'join' the jWo, appearing to be his tag team partner, then refusing to show, and allowing fellow jWo members Battleship and Submarine "punk" Bonecrusher. Tonight, former jWo member Bonecrusher goes after the 'leader' of the jWo, GUNS. The FINAL FOUR may not be decided yet, but four other men are involved in a different sort of foursome tonight. In two Top Contenders matchups, four men look to cement their contendership to the CSWA World Championship... whoever holds it after ANNIVERSARY OPENING DAY. In the first, two former champions collide as BILLY STARR and ELIMINATOR face off. In the second, up-and-comers SHANE SOUTHERN and XAVIER VIRILE take on one another. In two contests of differing styles, SEAN SWIFT looks to make his way toward "superstar" status, but he's got to get through one of the most insane yet methodical men in the game...FAMINE. And brute force meets expert technique when the Family's VITO GRECO meets with AL BARTON, as each man looks to bounce back from a loss in the CSWA World Tournament. Also in action, EFW/NWC/WWX Tri-State Champion HELLION looks to continue his unbeaten ways here in the CSWA. And in a non-title matchup, Unified World Tag Champs DAWN OF A NEW DAY accept the challenge from KILLER INSTINCT. Troy Martinez and Joe Massacre have both had incredible singles careers to date, but then again, so have former Unified World Champion Tsunami and former Presidential Champion Wildstar. Can Killer Instinct step up and meet the champs? As the saying goes, we'll get the answer to that question and much, much more, when CSWA PRIMETIME in New Orleans hits the airwaves in just a few hours, here on U-62! ------------------------------------------------------------ (The introduction to CSWA PRIMETIME in New Orleans begins, the liveshot of the Louisiana SuperDome shows a very nearly packed house. The camera then picks up the commentators' booth, where Bill Buckley is all by himself, and is talking to two stagehands.) BB: What are you talking about?! We've got a show to do for goodness' sakes! This can't be happening. Cameraman: Um, Bill, you're on. BB: Oh geez, terrific. Folks, I'm sorry about all this. It appears that there's been some commotion backstage, and I'm sorry to say that it's not between the wrestlers....... it's between....oh whatever, just show 'em the feed and get it over with. (The picture shifts to a camera backstage, where Sammy Benson and the Red Midget are apparently in the middle of a physical confrontation...) RM: I'm gonna kick your sorry, flabby, fat.... SB: Say it and I'll stomp your oversized midget head into the ground. Red: Butt. SB: That's it! It's go time! (Benson rushes the much-smaller man, who simply sidesteps the former wrestling manager...Benson hits head-first into a stand of garbage cans...the Red Midget quickly follows him in, jumping on Benson's back. Red grabs Benson by the back of the head and starts slamming his head into the nearest trash can.) Red: I warned you...(slams Benson's head)...about messing with me...(slams Benson's head), ...you sad little man.... (slams Benson's head). (Timmy Windham, having been advised of the altercation, comes on the scene and begins trying to pry Red off of Sammy Benson....the scene fades back to the commentators' table, where Bill Buckley is trying to swallow down some aspirin) BB: Folks, we're gonna take a break for commercials... hopefully a long, long break. Anybody got some Pepto-Bismol? --------------------------------------------------------- BB: Wrestling fans, welcome back....I'm sorry that you had to witness what just happened between Sammy Benson and the Red Midget. Apparently Sammy has been taken back to the back to be looked at by a couple of paramedics....and I'm told that...unfortunately...the Red Midget will be joining us here at the commentators' table shortly. But before the plague hits, folks, let's get to our first match. Let's head down to Rhubarb for the introductions. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to CSWA PRIMETIME here in the Louisiana SuperDome (crowd pops). Our first match features two CSWA veterans. First, a man whose loss column has a number greater than his weight....and yet he's a former US Tag Team Champion, here is CARL BRIGSBY! His opponent is a man who has recently returned from Japan, he is the former PRODIGY Lightweight Champion, here is "AIR" ALLEN STOKES!!! (minor pop from the crowd) BB: This one certainly doesn't have the makings of a barnburner, folks, but Allen Stokes is looking to prove himself as talent once again here in the CSWA. There's the bell and this one is underway. Stokes quickly lights up, catching Brigsby with a dropkick, then settling in on a side headlock. Brigsby struggles to get out...and does so by thumbing Stokes in the eye! Brigsby follows by slamming Stokes into the turnbuckle, and then rakes his forehead across the ropes! I haven't seen Brigsby act this way since his run as the "King of Darkness". Stokes catches Brigsby with a kick to the side, then drops Brigsby with a side suplex.....folks, I'm being told that we've got another altercation going on backstage....I really, really hope it's not Sammy and Red again... (The camera shifts to backstage, where CSWA co-owners and co-commissioners Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas are having a heated argument) Merritt: No, you listen to me! You've screwed up for the last time! I'm tired of it! And now you think you can just bring them back....after I suspended them! I don't think so! Thomas: Well then you better think again, Mr. High and Might. Cause I did it. And don't think I wouldn't do it again. As if you should be talking, with you and your search for a "Franchise." Michaels was nothing more than a joke. Merritt: YOU'RE the joke here, Steve. You were the one who wanted the freakin' midgets, you were the one who couldn't stay sober long enough to run a freakin' card. And you're the one who allowed the "Franchise" to end anyway. Maybe it's time to bring him back. Thomas: You wanna talk about jokes? Then do it....and you'll be the biggest laughing stock in the sport. Merritt: I certainly wouldn't want to take your place. (walks off) Thomas: Arrogant SOB.... (camera cuts back to the ring) BB: Apparently the rift between Thomas and Merritt continues....and could they be talking about...? Inside the ring, Stokes comes off the top with a missile dropkick! He hooks the leg! ONE...............TWO.................... THREE!! ALLEN STOKES gets the win. Folks, we'll be back after these messages....and hopefully we won't have any more incidents like the ones we've see tonight.... ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: We're back here in the Louisiana SuperDome, and I've been joined by one of my co-hosts here, the Red Midget. RM: Your ONLY co-host for the night, Buckley. BB: That remains to be seen....and although I hate to do it, I've gotta ask....what is it with you two!? What happened? RM: Who knows, Bill. I simply told Sammy before the show that I was going to call the replays....he didn't seem to like that very much. BB: Sammy doesn't call the replays anyway, why would he care? RM: I don't know how the fat man's mind thinks, Bill. BB: Fans, up next, we've got two of the 'young lions' of the sport in action. One is a CSWA veteran, the other has spent his time elsewhere, becoming the Quad-State Champion of the EFW, NWC, MHW and WWX, as well as the ASWF World Champion! RM: Is that supposed to be impressive? BB: It's not supposed to be, it already is. It's certainly much more impressive then beating up a fifty year old man. RM: Hey, you know you've wanted to it for years. BB: There's a difference between wanting to, and actually doing it. RM: This coming from a man who helped knock me out and dump me off a stage. BB: This coming from a midget alcoholic. RM: Don't make me jump you too. BB: Go for it, and you'll find out that I'm a bit tougher than Sammy Benson. MJ DEAN vs. HELLION The most recent unmasked 'masked man' who was recently injured by "The Strongest Arms In The World" GUNS versus the Quad-State Champion who was recently jumped by former EN World Champ Anarky in the ASWF. Dean went after Hellion quickly, dropping the young big man with an elbow and hooking in a full nelson. Hellion quickly got out of the maneuver, forcing Dean into the ropes, and then whipping MJ across, nailing him with a clothesline that sent MJ Dean for the 360 up and down to the mat. Hellion quickly followed with a sidekick, but missed with a subsequent attempt at a reverse neckbreaker. MJ Dean dodged the bullet, and fired one of his own, breaking Hellion's momentum with a quick dropkick, and following with a brainbuster. Dean's cover was only good for a one-count before Hellion used that massive upper body strength to send Dean flying across the ring. Dean tried to catch Hellion off the ropes with a flying body press, but got caught and power slammed. Dean got up quickly, but got up right in the line of Hellion's second attempt at the reverse neckbreaker! That set up the three-count and the impressive win here in the CSWA for Hellion. WINNER: HELLION BB: What a win for the Quad-State Champion! We'll be right back with more action after this! ----------------------------------------------------------- BB: We're back, folks, and I'm still a little shocked over what we saw go on between Merritt and Thomas during our first match of the night earlier. RM: Surprised? They've been going at each other for months. BB: Maybe so, but not like that. I know those two pretty well, and I've never seen them at each others throats like that. It's as if they've lost sight of their goal. RM: Obviously not, since Merritt put me here. BB: Like I said, it's as if they've lost sight of their goal....or maybe just all common sense. RM: Don't tempt me, Bill. BB: You just sit there with your pint-sized body and your pint of gin and keep it down, okay? RM: You're beginning to grate on my nerves. BB: Now you know how I've felt ever since you came back. Folks, before this goes any further, let's go to our next televised match here on CSWA PRIMETIME in New Orleans. AL BARTON vs. VITO GRECO The "Big" man of "The Family" took on the man with no nickname in a battle of men looking to reach top contender status. Both Greco and Barton went out to Final Four participants in the CSWA World Tournament; Greco to Masked Man #3, Barton to Joe Massacre. In this one, however, it was the man who went out in the first round of the Tournament, Al Barton, who looked like he had something to prove, coming out early with a forearm shiver after sending Greco into the ropes. He tried to irish whip the big man around again, but Greco reversed it, and then caught Barton off the ropes with a big boot to the chops. Greco continued his early dominance, coming off the second rope with a leg drop, and then following with repeated elbows onto the chest of Barton. The early cover from Greco only garnered a one-count, and that apparently made the big man a little angry, as he started literally rubbing Barton's face into the mat. Greco dropped an elbow across the throat of Barton, then went up to the second rope once again. But the attempted leg drop to the throat found no one home but a hard, unyielding mat. Barton used the momentary momentum shift to get to his feet and catch Greco in the throat with a punch, then followed up with a drop-knee to the head, and another, and another, and another. Apparently Barton took offense to having his face rubbed into the mat earlier. He continued the assault, hooking a sleeper in on the big man, then following with a leg sweep to put Greco on the mat. Barton played to the fans, then started heading up top to give Greco one final, finishing maneuver....but unbeknownst to him, Rocco Nardoni had made his way to ringside, and as Barton got to the top, Nardoni shook the ropes, making sure Barton went down the hard way. Unfortunately for The Family, the man nicknamed "Knuckles" didn't make sure that the ref was looking the other way. The win by disqualification went to Barton, but Greco and Nardoni made sure he paid for it, kicking and stomping on the downed Barton as "The Boss" of The Family looked on in approval. WINNER: (by disqualification) AL BARTON BILL BUCKLEY: Welcome back to the Superdome in New Orleans! We've seen a lot of great action tonight, haven't we Red? RED MIDGET: Do you want the truth? BILL BUCKLEY: I'm not sure that we're ready for that... let me hear what you know I want to hear! RED MIDGET: Okay, yes it is possible for a woman to love you. BILL BUCKLEY: You have no idea how much I hate you. SAMMY BENSON: oh, I can guess... 'If you want my body and you think I'm sexy...' BILL BUCKLEY: Stop it Red, just stop it!! You know what that song does to me!! RED MIDGET: Ohgoodgrief, come on everyone do the shag! BILL BUCKLEY: I wish you were dead! RED MIDGET: BILL! Please...don't say things like that. Lucky for you, I know that that was just a joke. ============================================================ Sean Swift vs Famine Swift has been impressive in all of his CSWA matches, he certainly hasn't been one to dodge the top guns. Not much is known about his opponent tonight...the only thing that we've seen from this man, is a bloodbath with Mike Randalls! Tonight, was no different. Another bloodbath, but the only problem being none of it was Famine's. Swift was overwhelmed from the beginning. Famine literally beat Swift from pillar to post. After nearly 10 minutes, it was clear to ref Ben Worthington that Famine had no desire to win the match. Instead, he only wanted to punish Swift. Worthington determined the match needed to be stopped. Sean Swift, wins the hard way...by DQ! Famine, didn't want the win, but apparently he was out to prove a point. WINNER: Sean Swift BILL BUCKLEY: A win by Swift, but hardly an impressive win.. RED MIDGET: You have to hand it to the kid he did what it took to win.. BILL BUCKLEY: Red, the man got the snot beat out of him.. RED MIDGET: Yeah, reminds me of the movie Wizard of Oz.. BILL BUCKLEY: Oh, here we go again with the freaking suicide.. RED MIDGET: Huh? BILL BUCKLEY: The suicide on Wizard of Oz, a midget hung himself because of poor midget labor. RED MIDGET:(turning beat red) I was just going to say, that I loved the movie... THIS....THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! AND THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOVIE! BILL BUCKLEY: What did you think that little man hanging from a tree in the background was? RED MIDGET: I just thought it was a prop... ::Red begins to weep:: BILL BUCKLEY: Now now, Red..that was many moons ago, nothing like that has happened since. Yeah right.. ---------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: Now that we've taken time to let RED compose himself, the show goes on. RED, are you sure you'll be able to continue? RED MIDGET: I think so Bill...sometimes it's hard..especially when I hear about mistreatment of my fellow brothers.. BILL BUCKLEY: That's all I needed to hear... ============================================================ BILLY STARR vs ELIMINATOR BILL BUCKLEY: What a strange matchup here, RED. Eliminator just returned from a mysterious break, and Billy Starr still confuses doctors. With his neck the way it was, who really thought he'd be wrestling again. RED MIDGET: Add to that, the fact that he's trying to make an honest woman out of Teri Melton..... BILL BUCKLEY: We'll see what goes on there...Billy Starr and the Eliminator hook up! Starr backs Eli into the ropes and sends him across the ring, Billy with a dropkick!! RED MIDGET: All the drunken fools in the audience give their approval they love this guy! BILL BUCKLEY: That's enough. Starr with a belly to belly. Quick cover ONE.....TWO.....NO! Starr goes back to work with an ad.stretch!! A move that HORNET has mastered! RED MIDGET: A move I bet he'll use in the World tourney, or should I say the masked man! BILL BUCKLEY: Don't spread rumors, little man..Eliminator manages to flip Starr over! Eli with a clothesline, and that rocked Starr! Eli fires Billy head first into the turnbuckle!! He tries it again, but Starr blocks it..and sends Eli head first! Billy with a sharpe right hand! RED MIDGET: Billy get Ya guns, sucka! BILL BUCKLEY: That's enough! Starr whips Eli across the ring, Billy with a flying clothesline attempt but Eli moves out of the way, as Starr misses! RED MIDGET: You think Teri would go for a little man like me? I mean, I may be small in stature, but... BILL BUCKLEY: I'll personally kill you if you go further. Eli picks Billy up, and throws him on the top rope!! Eli takes a while to Worthington, while POISON IVY just cracked Starr across the head with her singapore cane! RED MIDGET: Nothing says love, like singapore.. BILL BUCKLEY: Billy doesn't know where he is right now...Eliminator sets Starr up...here it comes RED! RED MIDGET: What? You got me a beanie baby!!!?? BILL BUCKLEY: Uh no...Eliminator POWERBOMBS Starr!! Billy is out! Here's the cover, ONE....TWO.......THREE! Eliminator has just won the match!! RED MIDGET: Great effort by Starr, I mean to make sure Teri wore a dress like that...great effort! BILL BUCKLEY: Fans, we'll be right back! ----------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: That was the first of our two Top Contenders matches! Right now, we're set for Shane Southern vs. Xavier Virile! RED MIDGET: So, Billy did I tell you my to cash in on the Beanie Baby wave? BILL BUCKLEY: Something tells me I don't want to hear this.. RED MIDGET: I'm in the process of creating a beanie baby for every great midget in America's history. The Mighty Morphin Midgets of course. Also, Gary Coleman, Emmanual Lewis, The Midgets from the Wizard of Oz, Andy Lawerence, and of course the midget from Seinfeld! BILL BUCKLEY: You do realize of course that Andy Lawerence is not a midget..he's just a young boy. RED MIDGET: Yeah, that's what they said about Gary Coleman..just me it's just a matter of time before Andy sues his parents because they stunted his growth some how.. BILL BUCKLEY: You need so much help, you know that don't you.. RED MIDGET: Rogaine Bill....consider it.. ============================================================ Shane Southern vs. Xavier Virile BILL BUCKLEY: These two men have met in the past, in an indy federation with Virile coming out ahead. As the bell rings, it's Southern looking to even the score if you will. RED MIDGET: What if I won't.. BILL BUCKLEY: Hush... (Hey, its 3 weeks late, so JIP at 8:38) BILL BUCKLEY: Virile rams Southern's head into the iron post! Xavier loves to take his matches to the outside! The man use to call himself Mirror image, well he's certainly learned something from his battles with Randalls! RED MIDGET: You...You were just kidding about the midget from Wizard of Oz, right? BILL BUCKLEY: For crying out loud, why are you hung up on that?? whoops wrong choice of words...Virile with a chair, and he does damage! Shane has taken a lot of punishment in a short amount of time! RED MIDGET: Short amount of time? Will the jokes NEVER END!!? BILL BUCKLEY: Xavier sets the chair up...gets a running start, Virile off the chair, but Shane gets out of the way and he hits hard across the security railing! Southern manages to roll him back in the ring! RED MIDGET: It's MoFo time! BILL BUCKLEY: A suicide type dive by Virile has hurt his chances...Shane takes him to the top rope... TOP ROPE BELLY TO BELLY, and he hit it perfectly! RED MIDGET: Say goodnight Gracie BILL BUCKLEY: Southern with the pin, ONE....TWO....THREE!! Shane wins another...what a win for the kid! RED MIDGET: Feed me Buckley, Feed me! BILL BUCKLEY: Chew on this...fans we'll be back! ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Well, folks, it looks as if the Eliminator and Shane Southern are right up there as two of the top contenders to the two men that will come out of the FINAL FOUR as champions. Be sure to make a mental note, folks, ANNIVERSARY OPENING DAY returns to the Nashville SKYDOME Arena on Sunday, featuring the FINAL FOUR of the CSWA World Championship Tournament to crown the CSWA World and the United States Championships. RM: You're just a regular commercial, Bill, has Gatorade contacted you yet? BB: No, but I hear Bubba-Gump Shrimp has offered you a chance to be their promoter. RM: I hate you. BB: The feeling is mutual. Folks, our next match is non-title, although the 'contenders' certainly wanted the titles up for grabs. Let's head to Rhubarb Jones. RM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is one-fall, with a thirty minute time limit. It is a non-title bout. First, the team looking to become the top contenders to the Unified World Tag Team Champions, here are the "ERADICATOR" TROY MARTINEZ and "MAD" JOE MASSACRE....they are.....KILLER INSTINCT! Their opponents are former Unified World and CSWA Presidential Champions respectively. They are accompanied to the ring by their manager, "Hardcore" Jimmy V. The Posterboys of the Hardcore Generation, here are you Unified World Tag Team Champions....TSUNAMI.....WILDSTAR....they are the DAWN OF A NEW DAY! BB: It's amazing how split these fans are for these two teams. RM: What is Massacre doing wrestling tonight....he's got the FINAL FOUR to gear up for? BB: He's a dedicated man, Red. He and his partner issued a challenge, and if they win tonight, they've certainly got to be given a title shot. RM: Yeah, and if they lose, Massacre could be tired enough to be the quickest man eliminated from the Tournament. BB: This one's underway with Troy Martinez starting things off against Wildstar. And start them off he does, Martinez comes out wailing away! I don't think we've ever seen something like this out of this young man. He catches Wildstar with a right, a left, a couple of jabs, and then sends him down on his behind with a hard left to the gut! Martinez is a man that is known in his young career for his technical expertise, for his ability to track and hunt an opponent, then dismantle him. Apparently he's decided to go with a different tack, and it seems to be working! Martinez stomps away on the right knee of Wildstar, and quickly grabs the foot and pulls Wildstar towards the corner of Killer Instinct. Wildstar flails his arms, trying to get a hold of a piece of Martinez or the ropes, but with no luck. Martinez drops his knee down hard on the right knee of Wildstar, then tags in Massacre. RM: I'm telling you, this is a mistake for Massacre. BB: I'm sure he appreciates your show of confidence. Massacre comes off the second rope with a double-arm hammer blow to that right knee that Martinez is holding for him. You can see the pain echoed on Wildstar's face, but neither Massacre or Martinez seem to care. (DAWN of a NEW DAY/Killer Instinct non-title match continued) RM: But Jimmy V and Tsunami sure do. BB: That's obvious, as Jimmy V keeps jumping about five feet off the ground outside the corner of Dawn of a New Day. Massacre looks to be continuing the strategy of Martinez; he's got hold of that leg and he's started stomping away on the knee. RM: Wildstar's not gonna last much long at this rate. BB: Massacre takes the right leg and slams it down on the mat, again and again. Now Massacre pulls Wildstar toward the neutral corner on the Killer Instinct side of the ring....he rolls outside, still holding onto Wildstar's leg, and now he wraps it around the iron post HARD! Massacre leaves Wildstar wrapped around the post, climbs back in the ring and walks over to the corner to tag Martinez back in. "The Eradicator" heads over to pull Wildstar out of the corner....but Wildstar pulls him in hard!!!! Martinez just got pulled through the ropes into the post!!! Wildstar pushes him through to the outside... and Martinez hits the apron and goes down on the mat hard. BB: Wildstar is trying to pull himself up in the corner, but that knee doesn't seem like it'll take any weight on it whatsoever. RM: Not after being stomped on repeatedly it won't. BB: Ya know, you're about as entertaining as listening to Roy Jones Jr.'s commentary in a boxing match. RM: Well thank you, thank you very much. BB: That wasn't a compliment. Martinez may be hurt outside, he's just now started to move on the outside. On the inside, Wildstar has given up trying to get to his feet, and he's pulling himself along the ropes, trying to make the long journey all the way across the ring to his corner. RM: It's like watching a one-man four corners match. BB: And listening to you is like listening to a one-man suicide. RM: Let's not go there again. BB: Surprisingly, Martinez seems to be slowly getting to his feet. He's got hold of that metal barricade and he's pulling himself up. If he can get into the ring before Martinez tags up, Killer Instinct can still retain control of this match. RM: That's a big if. BB: Thanks Roy...I mean Red. The fans at ringside are encouraging Martinez, and it seems to be giving him the boost he needs! RM: Hey, what's Jimmy V doing? BB: He's not setting up a foundation, that's for sure. "Hardcore" Jimmy V is motioning for someone, and Tsunami acts like he's going to step into the ring. Referee Ben Worthington goes over to block his entry, and he totally misses what Dawn of a New Day is doing, because here comes Junior Hornet!!!! Jimmy V's insane stable member is on his way down to ringside, and he just leveled Martinez!!! And Worthington never saw it! Junior Hornet is all over Martinez, and finally Joe Massacre looks over and sees what's happening! Massacre jumps off the apron and runs over, but Junior Hornet's gone and the damage is done! (Dawn of a New Day/Killer Instinct non-title bout continues) BB: Junior Hornet heads back up the aisleway, Tsunami stops forcing his way in, Martinez is down and possibly hurt on the outside, Wildstar is almost to his corner, and 'Hardcore' Jimmy V is looking awfully pleased with himself...while referee Ben Worthington is a little confused. RM: What can ya say, he's just a dumb ref? BB: But at least he can see over the turnbuckle. RM: You are *not* a nice man. BB: Never said I was. Worthington begins the ten-count on Martinez on the outside, and he's ordering Massacre back to his corner. Martinez is still hanging on to that railing, but he's in bad shape. On the inside, Wildstar finally makes it to the corner and tags in Tsunami. Wildstar's not in great shape either....he still can't stand on that right leg. Meanwhile, Tsunami's standing in the ring waiting for the ten-count! RM: They know that if Killer Instinct loses this match, there won't be a title shot, and they won't have to deal with Martinez or Massacre for a while. BB: But Martinez knows it to, and he's gotten to his feet! The crowd at ringside is cheering for this young man, no matter how arrogant he may be! He's gonna make it back into the ring before the ten-count! RM: Or maybe not! BB: Tsunami goes back against the ropes....PLANCHA catches Martinez! Troy went down hard on the outside, with Tsunami landing on top of him! Tsunami pulls the larger man up and rolls him into the ring. He goes for the cover! ONE...... TWO.........no!!! Martinez gets the shoulder up, and Tsunami can't believe it! He drops an elbow on Martinez, and now he's headed up top! He comes off.....PEARL OF THE ORIENT!!! He's got the leg hooked! ONE................... TWO.............NO!!! MASSACRE BREAKS IT UP!!! Referee Worthington is trying to get Massacre outside into his corner. RM: I think he's snapped, Bill. BB: Maybe so, Red! Worthington is using all he's got to get Massacre out of the ring, and Tsunami's using that to his advantage, viciously choking Martinez. Hold on! RM: Who are those two guys!? BB: Two men just ran down to ringside, and they yanked Wildstar off the apron. They're all over Wildstar, and Jimmy V is going nuts!!! Tsunami abandons Martinez and goes outside to help out his partner! Hold on, I just saw those two men, they're the SMLs!!!! Chad Mason and Chris Caros! RM: Who!? BB: Part of the Tri-State Terrors! They're here to even up the score!!! Caros catches Tsunami as he jumps off the apron, and drops him with a belly to back suplex!!! Now Mason jumps up on the apron....and he nails Tsunami with that Lion's Bite guillotine legdrop! Tsunami may be out! Caros and Mason roll Tsunami inside, and Martinez gets the arm over him!!! Massacre goes out to his corner while Caros and Mason bolt! Worthington, finished with Massacre, now sees the cover!!! ONE..........TWO...........THREE!!!! KILLER INSTINCT has won this one by evening the odds! The TSTs are in the CSWA and they will get their title shot!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: We're down to our final two matches of the night...and well this could easily be a double MAIN EVENT! Mark Windham vs. HEAT is coming up later, right now RED a grudge match, BONECRUSHER vs GUNS! RED MIDGET: A case of the JWO gone bad right here...last week the Armed Forces reentered the CSWA, as they tore apart Bonecrusher! I'm guessing this means he's not in the JWO anymore... BILL BUCKLEY: I guess not.. RED MIDGET: That's a shame... BILL BUCKLEY: Here we go with Bonecrusher/GUNS! ============================================================ Bonecrusher vs GUNS BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS is already in the ring...Bonecrusher is making his way down the aisle...uh oh, RED, he's running down here...he slides in the ring and starts to work over GUNS! Both men firing away at each other, two of the sport's most powerful men! RED MIDGET: You say that so sexy... BILL BUCKLEY: Please...you're just saying that...Bonecrusher slings GUNS to the corner..a giant rigth hand, has stunned GUNS! BC now ramming his shoulder into GUNs' mid-section! He's taking the fight right to him, RED! RED MIDGET: It won't last, it never does.. easy come easy go, yadda yadda yadda. BILL BUCKLEY: Don't hurt yourself doing your job, RED. I swear if the FDA didn't watch this show.. RED MIDGET: What's that, Buckley!! BILL BUCKLEY: Uh..nothing. Bonecrusher delivers a vicious clothesline!! GUNS rolls out of the ring, he's shocked! Bonecrusher, isn't wasting anytime he's followed GUNS out there! RED MIDGET: This can't be good...so much for family entertainment! BILL BUCKLEY: BC has a chair..OHMY! Bonecrusher sends GUNS flying into the stairs!! He's on his game tonight...he's beating the stuffing out of GUNS! RED MIDGET: It's still early, Bill...don't count the JWO King out yet! BILL BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher walks over to GUNS, and his met with a shot to the groin! At this point in time, he's got to slow BC down anyway possible. RED MIDGET: And a shot to the family jewels usually does that, let me tell you... BILL BUCKLEY: NO, I'd rather you didn't. GUNs rolls BC back in the ring, I don't think he wants anymore of BC out there. GUNS with a belly to back suplex!! Finally, the former EN World Champion is showing some life! RED MIDGET: It's about time, he was about as dead as a UWA crowd. BILL BUCKLEY: That's enough, RED. GUNS with a bulldog! He's got the win right here, ONE...TWO..NO!! Close enough to draw a two count!! (Bonecrusher/GUNS cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS picks BC up, and moves him to the corner...GUNS with a series of left hands. He may have been out before, but he's back in full force now! RED MIDGET: I told you... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS whips BC across the ring, he catches him, POWERSLAM!! The ring must have moved about an inch on that one! GUNS right back to work, as he drops an elbow! GUNS mouths off about something to the crowd; he's got the Scorpion deathlock hooked in!! RED MIDGET: Great day in the morning! BILL BUCKLEY: Clearly RED, this is a message to HORNET, eh the Masked man! GUNS has the leglock in tight...and BC with out question is in serious trouble!! RED MIDGET: You can say that again, but please don't!! BILL BUCKLEY: Bonecrusher manages to pull himself to the ropes, and Ben Worthington calls for the break! GUNS brings BC to his feet...Belly to Belly suplex! But, Bonecrusher pops right back up!! RED MIDGET: It's those darn pills...they can make the man do anything! Those Richard Slimmons pills! BILL BUCKLEY: That's quite enough! GUNS tries a right hand, but BC blocks it...and drops GUNS with one of his own! Bonecrusher bounces off the ropes, elbow smash!! That has GUNS dazed for the moment! RED MIDGET: I think he pooted on him, Bill... seriously. BILL BUCKLEY: Enough. Bonecrusher heads to the top rope!! This could he one of his finishers!! He loves to come off the top with a shoulderblock! RED MIDGET: Well Golllllllllly.. BILL BUCKLEY: BC to the top, but GUNS is up and he falls on the ropes, BC loses his balance and racks himself! That's gotta hurt...and yes we know RED. RED MIDGET: You manage to take the fun out of everything! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS is on the second rope, he could be setting up for a superplex or something. (crowd cheers) Wait a second, here comes...MJ DEAN! And he's got a metal rod with him!! GUNS doesn't see him, RED! OHHHH!! MJ just clocked GUNS with the metal rod!! MJ is all over GUNS, hitting him again and again! RED MIDGET: oh geez... BILL BUCKLEY: Finally, GUNS manages to roll out of the ring.. he's not sticking around to take anymore! Rudy Seizter is the ring, with MJ who has this sell out crowd on it's feet!! RUDY SEIZTER: MJ, What's this all about?! MJ DEAN: It's about GUNS...it's about how sick and tired I am of watching him do what he does week after week! GUNs, you may have ran HORNET out of the CSWA, but now you freak, I'm returning the favor! I'm gonna run you right out of here! I want a match...at CSWA Shockwave you and me... come on GUNSY, are you man enough to take it? BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS shook his head, the match is on!! Fans, we'll be back with the MAIN EVENT oh my! ---------------------------------------------------------- RM: I can't believe MJ Dean is back for more punishment after what GUNS did to him last time....and after what Hellion did to him earlier tonight for that matter. BB: That remains to be seen...keep in mind that Dean did get a win or two over GUNS in their earlier matches. RM: Flukes I tell ya, flukes. BB: I guess we'll see. Folks, up next it's time for the final match of the night, and tonight's MAIN EVENT. This is the renewal of a feud that began over four years ago. It started when the then-three-time United States Champion "The Living Legend" Mark Windham took up a challenge from HEAT, even then a CSWA veteran. And to Windham's shock, HEAT became the next US Heavyweight Champion. Windham never regained that title from HEAT....that feat would belong to his best friend Hornet. But the bad blood between HEAT and Windham has run hot and cold over the subsequent years. And it certainly got boiling hot during the CSWA World Heavyweight Tournament. Let's go back and take a look at exactly what happened in Atlanta. (cutto: footage from the second round of the Tournament) ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Mark is telling the mystery man to end it! He's going for another powerbomb- TROY'S FOOT CAUGHT THE REF IN THE FACE! THE REF IS DOWN! Mark has had it. Mark grabs a chair, BB: and he's on the ring apron. The Masked Man has Troy up. Mark is signalling to the crowd that it's over- SB: Isn't Troy supposed to be doing this? BB: Usually, but turn about is fairplay. The Masked Man whips Troy towards Mark- TROY REVERSES! MARK TRIED TO PULL BACK WITH THE CHAIR BUT HE STILL CAUGHT THE MASKED MAN! Troy has the Masked Man- THE SLACKKNIFE! The ref sees it- 1...2...3! SB: YES! YES! YES! TROY GETS ANOTHER MIRACLE WIN! BB: Troy Windham gets a lucky win over the Masked Man. Mark is just looking at what he accidentally did in shock. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: And, of course, Mark's slight mistake would come back to haunt him, costing him his chance to advance in the tournament. ------------------------------------------------------------ (back to the footage from the Bonecrusher/Mark Windham match in the second round of the CSWA World Tournament) BB: Masked Man Number Two is walking down to ringside, folks. BC and Windham don't see him. BC has Windham up forthe powerbomb. SB: The move he does like no one else. BB: It's been one of the most lethal finishers in the sport for years, folks. Bonecrusher has Windham up- WINDHAM REVERSES IT WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! WHAT A MOVE! Masked Man #2 is just shaking his head at that. SB: Yeah, Hornet would never botch something like that up. BB: Windham and Bonecrusher are both winded, laying on the mat. Pee Wee is out, still. WAIT- HERE COMES THE SECOND MASKED MAN INTO THE RING WITH A CHAIR! He has the mic- MM: First off, Windham, here's how the f-ck you do a simple MM: screwjob. (footage continues) MM: And Bonecrusher... after all these f-cking years, you think you'd know how to do a measly Powerbomb as well. BB: The Masked Man has Bonecrusher up for the powerbomb- NO! HE JUST TOSSED BONECRUSHER ASIDE AND IS STARING AT WINDHAM! SB: This can be nothing but a good thing. BB: The Masked Man stands the dazed Windham up- and he jabs him with the microphone. He has Windham and is putting him on the top rope... SB: All these years- finally, my dreams are being realized! Hornet doing in his best friend! BB: POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE! MARK WINDHAM IS HURT! MM: All these months, I've played this f-cking game. I'm sick of it. No more games. CS F-ckin WA... get out of the god-d-mn kitchen... IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT! BB: IT'S HEAT! IT'S HEAT! THE 2ND MASKED MAN IS HEAT. SB: Well, now we know who the Third Masked Man is. BB: HEAT JUST SPAT ON MARK WINDHAM! He has Bonecrusher, and he rolls him on Windham. He takes Troutman, and rolls him over towards Bonecrusher... this is an injustice... 1....this is gonna be bad... 2..... no..... 3! Bonecrusher gets the win over Mark Windham... SB: Mark Windham, who AGAIN fails in his quest to win the CSWA World Title. Can you say choke, everybody? ------------------------------------------------------------ (back to the SuperDome) BB: I don't know about choking, but Windham certainly is looking to pay back HEAT for costing him yet another match against Bonecrusher. RM: And HEAT is looking to get the 'respect' that he thinks he deserves. BB: Well, anyone who discounts HEAT is an idiot. This is a man who has done many things in his career, including taking a title from Mark Windham. RM: Hey if some dude named "Safari Sakan" can do it, what's the big deal? BB: The big deal is that it's only been done four or five times in history....and HEAT was one of the men to do it. Let's go down to Rhubarb Jones with the introductions. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is one-fall with no time-limit. It is tonight's MAIN EVENT here in the Louisiana SuperDome! First, hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is a former United States Heavyweight as well as Tag Team Champion. Tonight, he looks to get his second win over "The Living Legend".....turn it up for HEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! His opponent hails from Sweetwater, Texas. He is a former four-time United States Heavyweight Champion, as well as a former Unified World Heavyweight Champion. Formerly "The Living Legend", they now call him "THE LIVING PSYCHO" MARK WINDHAM!!!!!!! BB: HEAT just jumped out of the ring and rushed Windham! The irresistable force hits the unmovable object and both men go down! They are all over each other, and this match hasn't even officially begun! Referee Patrick Young dives out of the ring....he's trying to get both men inside so he can call for the bell! We've got security coming down from all over to try and break these two men up just so that we can get them in the ring! RM: Come on, let em go, this is what the fans want to see! BB: Yeah, but the fans may get more than they bargained for if Mark and HEAT spill over into the crowd. It's been a while, but most of us still remember Mike Randalls getting out of his matches with HEAT by jumping out of the stands with a beer bottle. RM: And that has what to do with this situation? BB: Shut up, shorty, before sometimes decides to put you out of your misery. It looks like security is starting to get all this under control......here comes MIKE RANDALLS!!!! He breaks through security, and now the Unified World Champion is all over Mark Windham!!!! He's a madman! He didn't have a match here, he shouldn't even be here tonight! RM: Surprise! I guess... BB: And as security shifts to pull those two men apart, HEAT breaks free, and now he's all over the Unified World Champion, and Mark Windham breaks free! Windham is stumbling down the aisle towards the dressing room curtain, he doesn't want any part of all this. But there's TROY WINDHAM, his cousin, just waiting for him! And Troy levels Mark with a clothesline!!!! RM: Looks like he's going to be a part of it whether he wants to or not!!! BB: Troy is on top of Mark just shoving his face into the concrete! Somebody's gotta stop this! RM: As if security doesn't have enough problems already!? BB: The dressing room curtain parts again, and now here comes TIMMY WINDHAM!!!! This family feud spills over yet again!!! What's next? Timmy Windham knocks Troy off of Mark, but instead of going after Troy, now Timmy takes his turn on Mark!!! He wants a piece of his brother, and he's gonna make sure that nobody else takes Mark out before he does!!!! I've gotten word from the back that CSWA officials are trying to get more security together to stop this. Randalls and HEAT are still going at it with security trying to get HEAT off the Unified Champ. And now we've got another visitor to the fray, as Alan Windham wheels himself out in his wheelchair!!! He's yelling at his younger son to stop beating on his older son!!!! Timmy listens to his dad.....good gracious, the kid is in tears. Troy Windham is standing back just laughing at everything, but on the other hand, Mark is getting back to his feet!!! Alan looks like he's now talking to Mark, trying to get him to listen, trying to get some peace between his sons....but MARK JUST CLOTHESLINED HIS FATHER!!!!! Mark Windham just nailed Alan and knocked him out of the wheelchair! The man has terminal cancer for goodness' sakes!!!! Timmy jumps on Mark, but now JUNIOR HORNET comes out and joins the fray! Now the two brothers are broken up, but the former tag team partners are all over each other........and Timmy looks like he's on the losing end of this one with the three hundred plus pounder on his back. Folks, we're gonna take a break while we try and get some order restored in this one.....we'll be back. (Windham/HEAT aftermath continues) BB: Folks, we started out this night with a physical confrontation outside the ring, and it looks like we've ended with one. While we were away for commercial, things sorted themselves out, but not without some difficulty. We're gonna show you what happened just about five minutes ago now. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: I can't believe this is happening....the cameras are still rolling folks, I'm not sure when you'll see the rest of this....but it looks like security has finally separated HEAT and Mike Randalls. But Troy Windham and Junior Hornet are all over Timmy Windham, who is desperately trying to get to his father, where Mark Windham has got the Sharpshooter on his own father!!! We've got to get more help out here.....Alan Windham has terminal cancer for goodness' sakes!!! Something's got to be done about this psychopath! (A woman who looks to be in her late twenties runs out from behind the curtain and stops in front of Mark Windham. She begins begging and pleading with him) BB: That's Mark Windham's wife, JEWELS! They've been separated for months! I don't think I've actually seen her at a wrestling event in years, Red! RM: That's a da*n shame too, look at those bouncing... BB: Stop right there, little man. Jewels is in tears, yelling at Mark, trying to get him to let go of his father, trying to get him to let up on the Sharpshooter. But he doesn't even act like he hears her, it's like he's in some kind of 'zone.' RM: Dementia is more like it. BB: Troy Windham and Junior Hornet have left the scene, leaving Timmy Windham laying....and yet he's still trying to crawl over to his father, to stop what's going on. Jewels is still yelling at Windham. Oh my Lord!!! She just slapped Mark full across the face! RM: THAT got his attention! BB: Yes it did!!!! Mark lets go of his father, letting go of the Sharpshooter, and now he's advancing on his wife!!! But Jewels doesn't back down! Marvin, get ready to cut the cameras if this gets ugly! Windham continues to advance on his wife....he raises his arms....and he hugs her!? Jewels is still in tears, and Mark pulls her close....and now the two are walking out of the area, leaving Timmy and Alan on the ground....we've got to get paramedics out here. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: That's what happened during the commercial, folks, and I must say that I still don't know what's going on. This whole thing with HEAT, Mark Windham, Mike Randalls, the whole thing between the Windham family, and now with Jewels involved....who knows. RM: All I know is that Jewels has some mighty big.....what are YOU doing back here!? BB: SAMMY!? SB: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU FREAKIN' MIDGET!!!! (A bandaged Sammy Benson knocks the Red Midget off his stool and jumps on top of him, beating him with his fists. Bill Buckley jumps in, trying to separate the two men.) BB: Somebody go get some help!!! Sammy, stop! STOP! (fadeout)