FRIDAY NIGHT FURY July 19, 1997 VOICE OVER: Ladies and Gentlemen, FRIDAY NIGHT FURY BUCKLEY: Welcome back fans, for another week of CSWA action here on Friday Fury. This week the Friday Fury show goes to New York City, not quite the usual home of the CSWA but a new show a new atttiude and new locations. I'm joined this week by my new color commentator, the commissioner of the CSWA, Chad Merritt. We've seen some serious action from the CSWA in the past two weeks and things just seem to get hotter. MERRITT: That's right Buckley, now that I have all the power in the CSWA things will be run correctly. No more listening to Thomas about his stupid ideas that cost us millions. I've taken that money and brought Hornet, JT Tyler, Joey Melton, Dream Warrior and maybe more great stars back to the CSWA ring. Who knows maybe I'll grant the world another special announcement before we go off the air tonight. BUCKLEY: Tonight fans we have another hot night of action for you, as promised the Intra-Continental Championship tournament rolls on. Scott Powell will face off against Troy Martinez in the first match and Shane Southern meets Billy Starr in the other semi-final match. MERRITT: Not bad if I do say so myself, these four guys are all new talent to the CSWA and any of them could be a great champion. BUCKLEY: Ah Commissioner Billy Starr is not a new talent to the CSWA, he had wrestled here before, until he injured himself in these rings. MERITT: Shut up Buckley, I never did have to pay for that and that's why Billy Starr was welcomed back with open arms. BUCKLEY: Fans other then the Tournament matches the CSWA has signed the following..... "The Rant" Ricky Gant continues his fight against the Tri-State Terrorists when he takes on Jason "Wildman" Wylder... and we will see the debut of Jean Rabesque. Fans we will be right back. *************************** BUCKLEY: Fans we are back and we're being told that we are going right to the lockeroom area, as we have just had a vicious attack. (Fade in on Billy Starr lying face first and looking totally out of it, Jarred Justice is spray painting the letters TST on his back) JUSTICE: Starr you called out the Tri-State Terrorists ? You thought you could handle them, well guess what.... YOU JUST PAID THE FIRST PRICE.... (Justice then ups and leaves the dressing room with Reggie "REIGN" Outlaw at his side. ) BUCKLEY: Fans we went live because Justice and Outlaw were still in the dressing room, now let's show you the tape of what we missed during the break. (Billy Starr is sitting alone in his dressing room, looking like he might be meditating, when the door bursts open and Jarred Justice and Reggie Outlaw fly into the room. Justice has a cynder block and before Starr can even get to his feet Justice nails him with it and sends Billy Starr sprawling to the locker room floor. Justice hovers over him for a few seconds, slapping him around a little and pulls out a can of spray paint. Outlaw is at the door waiting for someone to try and help out but no one was there to help) BUCKLEY: That's when we came back from commercial and went live. What a horrible attack. And I must admit that the timing seems a bit conspicuous as Billy Starr's friend and bodyguard Lee Jackson is NOT in the building tonight. It will be interesting to see what Billy Starr has left in him for tonight's match, and if he will be able to wrestle at all. MERRITT: Hey I pay him decent money to get into that ring and he will wrestle if I have to go back their and carry him out here. BUCKLEY: What about the Tri-State Terrorists, are they going to get away with this action here in the CSWA ? MERRITT: I didn't see anything so bad, what do you want me to do... Jeez you'd think I was in charge around here. BUCKLEY: (Rolls eyes) You are COMMISSIONER MERRITT. MERRITT: Oh yeah, well I'll ah, take it under advisment. BUCKLEY: (Under breath) Famous last words. (Normal) Fan's when we return, we'll take you to the ring. *************************** BUCKLEY: Fans are are back and ready for our first match of the night, another debut match as we see Jean Rabesque in action against Carl Brigsby. MERRITT: I told you that the CSWA would just keep getting bigger and better now that Thomas was gone. Look at the new talent, I even thrill myself. BUCKLEY: That's one. MERRITT: Excuse me ? BUCKLEY: Nevermind, we have both our competitiors in the ring now, so let's take it down to ringside for our first match. ************************************************************ Jean Rabesque v. Carl Brigsby ************************************************************ BUCKLEY: We don't know much about Jean Rabesque, but I'm sure we will get to see a little tonight. Collar and elbow lock up by these two and Jean Rabesque quickly grabs Carl in a side head lock. Brigbsy now trying to get free, but does manage to reach and grab the ropes for a break. MERRITT: I like Carl Brigsby, I wonder why we don't see him wrestle more. (Takes out tape recorder) Note to self, consider Carl Brigsby for a title shot. BUCKLEY: Jean Rebesque with a clean break but quickly is back on top of Brigsby and whips Carl to ther ropes, Brigsby on the return Leap Frog by Brigsby over Carl Rabesque, and Brigsby to the far side and back... Leap Frog again, NO... CAUGHT by Rabesque and he BRINGS HIM CRASHING DOWN WITH A SPINE BREAKER. Rabesque to his feet now and look at him, he's pointing to his head to say that he's too smart. MERRITT: Who gave him permission to act like he's a genius, that's my job. I might have to give him a talking to. BUCKLEY: Brigsby slowly trying to get to his feet again but Jean Rabesque is right there to wait for him. European Uppercut by Rabesque, and Brigsby staggers.... Rabesque follows up with a DDT. Rabesque all over Carl Brigsby, as he's pulling him right back to his feet.... lifts him up for a Verical Suplex.... holds him up high.... SLAMS HIM TO THE CANVAS. MERRITT: (Tape Recorder) Note to self, forget the title shot, now I remember why he doesn't get any... he sucks. BUCKLEY: This one is all but over.... Rabesque though not quite finished, he scoops Brigsby back up off his feet and over his shoulder...... RUNNING POWERSLAM... MERRITT: Goodnight Gracey. BUCKLEY: Cover... ONE....TWO....THREEEEEEEEEEE And Jean Rabesque is your winner. He looked pretty strong here in his debut and I think we could see big things from him in the CSWA and in the Ryder Tournament... MERRITT: Oh yeah he's in that too huh... I need to keep up with these things... BUCKLEY: As a color commentator or as a Commissioner ? MERRITT: Yeah, whatever.... what's next ? BUCKLEY: COMMERCIAL.... ***************************** MERRITT: Taste that rainbow..... BUCKLEY: (Just rolls eyes, totally speechless) MERRITT: Hey get on with the show here, what are you thinking.... BUCKLEY: How I miss Sammy.... MERRITT: Did they give him the chair yet ? BUCKLEY: I can't belive you can be so cold about an employee of yours, he hasn't been found guilty yet. MERRITT: Employee ? Remember I cut off his paychecks. What would he spend it on anyway. BUCKLEY: Whatever...... fans we've still got more great action here tonight.... out next match features two men without a lot in common. One is a member of the Tri-State Terrorists and the other has declared war on the same terrorists.... let's show you last week here on Fury when Ricky Gant decided to get involved in a TST's match... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cue up video from last week..... SAMPLES: LOOK WHO'S BACK. BUCKLEY: "The Rant" Ricky Gant is running back to the ring, what is he up to. He slides into the ring, and begins to stomp on Scott Powell. Powell locked up in that Figure Four and on the ground is an easy target and Gant is going to town. Worthington has called for the bell, this one is over. Gant keeps pounding on him. HERE COMES KILLER INSTINCT AND JASON WYLDER, members of the Tri-State Terrorists. Wylder dives at Gant and nails him with a flying shoulder block. Gant slides out of the ring and he's out of here. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- BUCKLEY: That's how it went down last week here on Fury and tonight it will be Jason Wylder and Ricky Gant and I'm sure they both have a big score to settle... MERRITT: Hey what's with the flashback to last week.... What do you think I'm made of money... BUCKLEY: Well actually it's free to show footage that you already owe. MERRITT: Oh, OK, then why not just show Gant's match from last week and just forget about having him fight again tonight... this way I Can send him home without pay. BUCKLEY: (under his breath) and people thought Thomas was the tard. MERRITT: What did you say ? BUCKLEY: Ah, nothing... MERRITT: You can be fired too..... BUCKLEY: Yes sir, fans we need to take a short break, and we will be right back with Ricky Gant and Jason Wylder. **************************** BUCKLEY: We're back and Jason "Wildside" Wylder is in the ring and taking off his leather jacket... he doesn't let anyone handle that jacket and hangs it himself on the corner post. MERRITT: What does he think, I hire thiefs ? Remind me to talk to him about that. BUCKLEY: Well actually Commissioner Merritt, didn't a Vice President of yours just run off AGAIN with ANOTHER million dollars to start ANOTHER league... MERRITT: You talk to much Buckley. BUCKLEY: (Under his breath) It's my job moron.... (Back to normal)... (Cue Up: Crazy Train by Ozzy ) BUCKLEY: HERE COMES RICKY GANT, He's running full steam down to ringside and slides right into the ring... HE'S ALL OVER WYLDER... lefts and rights to the head, to the body he's just pounding him... Wylder goes down and slides out of the ring seeking refuge. Ricky didn't even take off his sunglasses or jacket yet... Fans I guess we're ready to start this one... ************************************************************ Jason "Wildman" Wylder v. "The Rant" Ricky Gant ************************************************************ BUCKLEY: The bell rings but Jason Wylder is still standing outside the ring... look at him though, he's staring at Ricky Gant. MERRITT: I would too, after all I didn't hear a bell... there was no reason to attack him like that... I think that the CSWA officials should look into suspending Ricky Gant. BUCKLEY: Ah, you are the CSWA officials... MERRITT: Oh yeah, I'll take it under advisement. BUCKLEY: Alrighty.... Gant taunting Wylder now, motioning for him to get into the ring... he's pointing down in front of him as if to say lets stand off face to face... Man to Man. Wylder now climbing up to the ring apron and here's The Rant again. Grabs Wylder and nails him with a solid right hand, and another. Wylder down to his knees and he still can't get into the ring... Gant looking to pull him back to his feet, but instead Wylder nails him with a shoulder through the ring ropes and into the gut of Ricky Gant. MERRITT: That'll take the wind of out him, and slow him down a little. BUCKLEY: Wylder now back to his feet and he's got a few right hands of his own that stagger Ricky Gant and have him back peddling into the middle of the ring... Wylder Springboards over the ropes and nails Gant with a High Cross Body Block... COVER... just gets a one count. MERRITT: I don't pay these guys to quit and lose that quickly. BUCKLEY: Both men back up to their feet now and just staring each other down. MERRITT: Can't you just feel the love. BUCKLEY: Gant now with a smack to the face of Jason Wylder Gant v. Wylder continues...... BUCKLEY: And look at Jason Wylder, look at the rage... he tackles Ricky Gant to the canvas and just starts unloading with a series of lefts and rights, look at him go to town on him.... I lost count, he's hitting him at least fifteen times now... MERRITT: The Tri-State Terrorists are a tough group and Ricky Gant has been getting under their skin now for a while. BUCKLEY: Gant is trying to roll over now, to get Wylder off of him and he's able to... Wylder rolls to the side and gets back to his feet and Ricky Gant looks like this time he's in a world of trouble... Wylder brings him back up to his feet, SNAP SUPLEX and Ricky Gant crashes down hard to the canvas... now it's Jason Wylder with the slaps as he open hand slaps Ricky Gant right across the face... MERRITT: He might regret that... Ricky Gant is a man on a mission and I don't think he's quite done yet. BUCKLEY: That could be.... Wylder being cocky now, showing off now... he's got Ricky Gant back up to his feet again, Short Arm Clothesline.... He holds Gant up and hooks him... DDT... This could be it.... No cover though... Jason Wylder isn't done with him yet... Wylder bringing Gant back up to his feet again.... Whips him into the corner.... Wylder follows him in... SPLASH.... NO ON HOME !!!!!! Gant was able to get out of the way.... Both men are on the canvas now.. MERRITT: He should have taken the pin when he had the opportunity, he might have gotten the three count. BUCKLEY: Well now both men are trying to get back up to their feet... it's going to be Wylder first.... he's climbing up the ropes... but Wylder is back on his feet......Wylder up top.. GANT SHOOK THE ROPES.... OH MY !!! Wylder dropped straight down onto the top rope and look at his face that had to hurt... MERRITT: Mrs. Wylder... I don't think that you are getting any tonight... BUCKLEY: That was so.... Sammy !!!! Wylder perched on the top rope now and Ricky Gant just nailed him with a solid right hand... and a second one... Now Gant to the second rope, trying to set up Jason Wylder he's got him.... SUPERPLEX.. NO!!!! BLOCKED BY WYLDER AND WYLDER PUSHES GANT Down to the canvas hard... Wylder now getting his balance up on the ropes... flying Axehandle... NO!!! Gant got the boot up and Wylder back to the canvas... MERRITT: The two of them are exchanging good defensive moves here, but it's going to take more offense to get the job done in this match. One of them needs to establish control. BUCKLEY: Wylder is sitting in the corner now and the Rant is getting back to his feet... he's over by Wylder and begins just stomping away on The Wildman... The referee is in their and he's counting to five... four count and finally Ricky Gant backs off... just long enough to break the count... he's got his boot now right at the throat of Jason Wylder... Three...four... and again he breaks before five... He better watch out or he'll be disqualified in this one.... MERRITT: Do you really think that he cares if a referee disqualifies him... he wants to kill, or at least send him MERRITT: for a long hospital stay... which reminds me... Marvin, yeah it's me... is our insurance paid up ? Good.. just checking because that was the Tard's responsibility...... BUCKLEY: Anyway back to the match... Gant has Wylder out of that corner, and to his feet... SLAP TO THE FACE.... ANOTHER.... Wraps him up for a Belly to Belly... NO... INVERTED ATOMIC DROP... Oh that had to hurt... MERRITT: Especially after that rope problem he had a few minutes ago... He's going to have quite a case of blue.... BUCKLEY: STOP !!! Don't say it.... Gant taking advantage of this match now, lifts him up.. BIG VETICAL SUPLEX... look at how long he held him straight up..... and brings him crashing down to the canvas.... Gant right back up on the offensive though.... IMPLANT DDT.... Gant clearly in control now and this one is all but over.... Gant brings him right back up to his feet again.... Whips him into the corner.... CHARGES BEHIND... WYLDER PULLED THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIM.... Both Wylder and the referee took a serious hit on that one... MERRITT: Hey who said that Gant could beat on my employees... he'll answer for that one... just what I need ANOTHER CSWA out of action and threating law suits... great. BUCKLEY: Gant now bringing Wylder back to his feet, HERE IT IS... CRASH AND BURN... It's all over... He covers but the referee is still out.... look at this Gant counting for himself... one...two...three...four...five... easily would have gotten the pin.. MERRITT: Where's Hornet, he's an honorary referee, he could have made the count... BUCKLEY: Gant now trying to get the referee back to his feet, to bring him around... he's shaking him but he's not really responding... I think the referee took an elbow to the head. Wylder starting to stir, he's in the corner and going into his jacket... He just pulled something out... Gant has the referee back somewhat conscious... turns back to Wylder... WHOOOWWWWW. What a huge flash... A fireball right in the face of Ricky Gant.... Look at Gant... he's running around the ring... holding out his hands... I don't think he can see.... The referee is calling for the bell, fortunately he saw that episode and is disqualifing Jason Wylder. MERRITT: That was a lighter... mind if I flick your bic ? Great though, more law suits... more workmans comps... BUCKLEY: More importantly a CSWA wrestler is blinded down there... Gant bumps into the referee... and Clobers him with a closed right. He just leveled the referee... I think he thought it was Wylder... who is just standing behind him... Gant turns around.. SUPERKICK... Wylder levels HIM. Gant down and Wylder stomping on him... MERRITT: He's teaching him a lesson about messing with the Tri-State Terrorists... What a night of action we've had. Hey don't we need to take a commerical break and sell some more stuff. We've got great new merchandise for sale... BUCKLEY: Fans we do have to take a break, Gant is down in the ring and getting medical attention, we'll be right back after these words.... *************************** BUCKLEY: Fans from what we have been told, Ricky Gant has suffered some minor burns to his face and his vision is already returning.... luckily no serious injuries to "The Rant". MERRITT: Good, I'm still paying off for fireballs in the past, just what I needed is another big claim. BUCKLEY: Your concern is overwhelming. Speaking of Ricky Gant though, we showed you how he helped his enemy Superstar Scott Powell advance in this tournament and get to tonight's second round match. That's right folks it's time for our Intra-Continental Championship Tournament... Tonight we have the two semi-final match ups and they appear to be quite interesting... In our first match we will see two members of the Tri-State Terrorists face off head to head... and in our second match you all saw how Billy Starr was beaten earlier tonight and it will be interesting to see if he can give much if at all tonight in the second semi-final match. MERRITT: The fans paid good money to see two semi-final matches and if Billy Starr is unable to compete tonight, there will be a replacement in this tournament. We will get someone in the tournament who CAN wrestle. BUCKLEY: Well right now the two members of the Tri-State Terrorists are on their way to the ring... Troy Martinez is being led to the ring by Lady Jewels and Scott Powell is following close behind... ************************************************************ "Superstar" Scott Powell v. "The Eradicator" Troy Martinez ************************************************************ BUCKLEY: Both men in the ring now and they shake hands... I guess they have decided to put aside the Terrorist activities for this one night since both are members of the same organization. MERRITT: I think the big story in this one is Lady Jewels down there at ringside. Not only is she another beauty here in the CSWA but she has brains too... BUCKLEY: That is true, she is always on the watch to see what is going on in the matches and I bet that she has a lot of input behind the scenes in preparing for opponents ecetera... Both men ready to lock up now, Collar and Elbow. Martinez with an arm lock, Powell tries to reverse, Front Flips out of it, and reverses into an arm lock of his own. MERRITT: You'l probably see more wrestling and less brawling in this one because they are friendly and members of the same terorists. BUCKLEY: That's true, Martinez now trying to reverse but can't so instead reaches out and grabs the rope... Clean break from these two... They look over each other again, circling around the ring... Martinez fakes a leg sweep and that backs up Powell... a little off his balance and Martinez moves in... Side Head Lock... Powell pushing Martinez back to the ropes and sends him for a ride.... Martinez on the return... Leap Frog by Martinez.... who keeps going and on the return again... Leap Frog.... Martinez back to the near ropes and off... MONKEY FLIP by Scott Powell... MERRITT: We're getting to see some change of paces here tonight... especially after the brawling we saw in the Ricky Gant, Jason Wylder match... BUCKLEY: That is true... Both men quickly back up to their feet and Martinez is taken down by an Arm Drag, both right back up, and another Arm Drag.... Martinez looks to be getting a little ruffled now, back to his feet again... Arm Drag again and this time Scott Powell locks him up in an arm bar... MERRITT: Lady Jewels down there doesn't look too happy... I don't think she saw this coming early on from Scott Powell. You'd think she would know the members of the Terrorists a little better then that... BUCKLEY: Well she spends the time concentrating on likely opponents for Troy Martinez and that usually isn't members of the Terrorists.... Martinez trying to work his way back to his feet now.... Powell has him locked up pretty tight though.... Martinez to his knees..... ... he's up on his feet but Powell still applying pressure.... Martinez backs to the ropes and sends Powell for the ride now, NO REVERSAL by Powell... MArtinez on the return, POWERSLAM by Powell. Quick cover... ONE... and a kickout by Martinez. MERRITT: Say that three times quick, powerslam by powell. BUCKLEY: Martinez a little slow to his feet now and Powell is right there waiting for him..... SMALL PACKAGE by Martinez... COVER...ONE...KICKOUT and both men are right back up to their feet... Martinez, Standing Dropkick staggers Powell into the corner.... Martinez right back on him, following him into the corner... Karate Chop... and another.... Cross corner whip... REVERSED by Powell... Powell follows in with a splash... NO ONE HOME... Powell hits hard... he's stumbling.... MARTINEZ catches him... NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX. COVER... ONE...KICKOUT by Powell... Martinez right back up on his feet and brings Powell up.... whips him to the ropes.... FRANK-N-STEINER and Powell is down again... Martinez doesn't go for the cover but brings Powell right back to his feet... Scoops him up... BODY SLAM.... MERRITT: Right now Scott Powell is in trouble, he's not matching up to Troy Martinez... BUCKLEY: Well Martinez is one half of the Unified Champions, he's a tremendous athlete. He's got Powell up again, GUTWRENCH SUPLEX.... Cover... ONE...TWO... KICKOUT... MERRITT: He could wind up being the next Intra-Continental Champion too if he keeps up this performance every week. BUCKLEY: That certainly is true... Powell in big trouble here and Troy Martinez is looking like a well oiled machine... He's got Powell up on his feet again... REVERSE NECKBREAKER... this one is all over.... MERRITT: That's for sure, Martinez looking to end it and not hurt his teammate by the looks of it, otherwise as we saw last week he might try to injure him. BUCKLEY: Martinez hooks the leg... ONE....TWO....THREEEEEE and "The Eradicator" Troy Martinez is victorious and the first finalist in next week's Title match for the Intra-Continental Championship.... MERRITT: LOOK HERE COMES RICKY GANT. BUCKLEY: Gant hits the ring running and throws Martinez right over the top rope and down to ringside... now he's all over Powell again, Powell not even on his feet and Gant BUCKLEY: Gant is just beating on him... lefts and rights... Martinez is getting back into the ring, but Gant saw that and starts exchanging blows with Martinez... he's back and forth with him, neither man getting the big advantage... MERRITT: Gant suffered a lot tonight already, I wonder what he's thinking by coming back down to ringside here... BUCKLEY: Well right now he's taking the upper hand against Troy Martinez... he blocks Troy's right hand and unloads with a five punch combination.... But Powell is back to his feet... he dives and clips the Knee of Ricky Gant bringing him down... all three men look like they have had a rough night here... Now Martinez and Powell are working together and stomping on Ricky Gant... Powell is working over that knee that he just clipped and Troy Martinez is stomping on his upper body and face area... MERRITT: That's what he gets for attacking two members of the Tri-State Terrorists... what did he expect Troy Martinez would just sit by and watch ? BUCKLEY: Well right now he's taking a beating for it, and the referee and security is in their now trying to seperate Powell and Martinez from Gant... They have finally gotten them away and now the medical team is again looking over Ricky Gant... that's twice tonight he's gotten medical treatment in this ring... MERRITT: Oh my dear medical insurance... BUCKLEY: Gant getting back to his feet and he just dove at Scott Powell bringing him down to the canvas... he's pounding away again with lefts and rights... Troy Martinez gets away from the security guards and is dragging Gant off Powell and nailing Gant himself.... this is out of hand... we need more security down here.... MERRITT: What do you think I"m made of money ? BUCKLEY: Now Powell is back to his feet and he's bleeding in the head... he's right on top of Gant too now... he's pounding away on Gant to the head.... Security is trying to get him up.... they're pulling him up... but Powell is stomping and kicking Gant now.... Gant is bleeding too... this is going too far.... MERRITT: All three guys are seperated now, so there's no harm.... it's over.... BUCKLEY: Powell and Martinez have been escorted out of the ring and they are heading up the aisle... Gant is getting to his feet and he's trying to leave the ring after them, but he's being held back by several security guards... look at Gant... he's got a big gash over his eye from those vicious stomps by Powell and he's also got burn marks from Jason Wylder... I don't think we've seen the last of him versus the Tri-State Terrorists... that's for sure....... Fans' we need to take a commerical break for, well I don't seem to have it on my page here... MERRITT: Don't worry Buckley, this is a sponser that has paid very dearly for the time... BUCKLEY: Whatever... fans we will be right back..... ************************** (FADEIN: jWo logo is superimposed on the screen. V/O: The following announcement has been paid for by the Jerkoff World Order. CUEUP: Disquieting postapocalyptic porno music. 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V/O: The preceding announcement has been paid for by the Jerkoff World Order... FADEOUT) ********************** BUCKLEY: I can't believe you sold them more air time here in the CSWA... MERRITT: Do you realize how much they are making in advertisments and merchandise... they pay heavily to advertise here in the CSWA and I don't like to discriminate people who have money... BUCKLEY: Just sad..... Folks we have our second semi-final match and our final of the night coming up as Blazin' Billy Starr will take on Shane Southern.... it will be interesting to see what Billy Starr has to offer after his attack earlier this evening... MERRITT: he better, these people paid good money to see a match... BUCKLEY: Such touching concern for the wrestlers... Fans Shane Southern is making his way to the ring now... listen to the response from these fans... they are really behind Southern.... No sign of Billy Starr yet.... MERRITT: He's got a few seconds, then I get on the phone here and get someone else to come down into this tournament. BUCKLEY: Here he comes.... he doesn't look too good though... he's walking slowly up the aisle to ringside and these fans are going nuts... I don't know who they are rooting for more.... ************************************************************ SHANE SOUTHERN v. BILLY STARR ************************************************************ BUCKLEY: Both men in the ring now, and look at this they are shaking hands.... they both are looking over each other, but at least they are being friendly... MERRITT: I think that they are both happy to find someone who probably won't stab them in the back. Someone a little trustworthy in the world of professional wrestling is hard to come by. BUCKLEY: That is true... here's the bell and we're under way... Collar and elbow lock up by these two... Southern quickly gets him in a side head lock...Starr backs him to the ropes, and sends Southern for the ride.... Southern holds on though and brings Starr crashing down to the mat... Starr looks like he's in trouble already. MERRITT: well it's not like he's one hundred percent, he did take a cynder block to the head earlier tonight by the Tri-State Terrorists... but I must give him credit for personal hygene because it looks like he did get all the spary paint off his back. BUCKLEY: Southern to his feet now and he brings up Starr... Scoops him up... BODY SLAM.... Starr hits hard on the same area that the brick hit and he's in serious pain... Southern not giving him much chance to get himself together, brings Starr right back to his feet... Whips Starr to the ropes.... SIDEWALK SLAM... Cover... ONE...TWO... KICKOUT... I thought that was going to be all. Southern in control here... I wonder if his loss to Billy Starr in the AAWC the other night is going through his mind... MERRITT: I would guess that he just wants to get this match finished... he's got a weakened opponent and he can finish him off here and make it to the finals next week. BUCKLEY: Southern back to his feet again, and he's lifting Billy Starr back up to his feet again, Hooks him.... VERTICAL SUPLEX...... Starr crashes down and Southern goes for the pin again.... COVER...ONE...TWO...KICKOUT again... Starr refusing to give up, has found it in him again to kickout and Shane Southern looks like he's starting to get a bit frustrated... MERRITT: So far he's kept this match real clean but the look in his eyes right now, I'd say he's looking for ANY way to finish this one off..... BUCKLEY: Southern going to the ropes now... he's heading up top......FLYING BODY PRESS.... STARR ROLLED OVER !!!! He got out of the way... I DON'T BELIVE IT... BOTH MEN ARE DOWN..... MERRITT: Billy Starr has the will to survive, the will to win, and he's not ready to give up yet like you said... he's working on instinct here... BUCKLEY: Southern stirring and getting to his feet now, and Billy Starr is trying to but can't get up on his own accord... Southern brings him up to his feet.... SMALL PACKAGE by BILLY STARR... ONE...TWO...KICKOUT by Shane Southern... he almost caught him by surprise there... both men back to their feet and Southern catches Starr square on the chin with a drop kick... Starr hits the ground and is slow to his feet again... Southern brings him back up to his feet again.... Whips him to the ropes... BACK BODY DROP... ELBOW DROP follow.... and a cover... ONE...TWO... AGAIN Starr is able to find the energy to kickout... MERRITT: Both of these men would make great champions from what we have seen here tonight.... Both have the heart and courage to make it as a champion and I think it's just a matter of time before they get that chance. BUCKLEY: Starr has already had that chance three times here in the CSWA, or don't you remember.... and only one may advance to the finals against Troy Martinez though.... Either man would be good, but I think Southern has this one tonight... Southern looks like he can't figure out what to do to finally finish this one off... He brings Billy back up to his feet SWINGING NECKBREAKER... that's got to be it... And another cover... ONE...TWO...THREE... NO !!! NO !! Somehow Starr got his foot on the rope and the referee saw it... I thought that was it.... Southern now beside himself... he can't get that three count... lifts Starr up to his feet, WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER.... NO REVERSAL AND SOUTHEN CRASHES INTO THE REFEREE.... Southern turns around catches Starr standing there... SUPERKICK... Starr is out.... but so is the referee and Shane Southern knows that... he's trying to get him up... MERRITT: I'm begining to get the impression that the referee's here need some new training... they need to get out of the way more often... where is Worthington, he hasn't worked a match all night... he's the best we have... BUCKLEY: Worthington didn't make the trip up to New York with us..... Southern trying to get the referee up to his feet and what's this..... Joey Melton is coming down to ringside.... What's he doing here... he was out here last week during Billy Starr's match too... Shane Southern has some choice words for him and Joey Melton is getting up to the ring apron.... Melton just slapped Shane Southern in the face.... and drops down to the ring floor.... I don't know if that was a smart move... BUCKLEY: Shane Southern stepping between the ropes now and just dove onto Joey Melton... he tackles him to the ground and returns that slap and adds a few more of his own... Southern gets to his feet now and Joey Melton starts backpeddling towards the lockeroom.... MERRITT: Someone just came over the ring barrier.... On the other side... that's Peyton Wright.... He's got a chair and he's sneaking up on the other side of Shane Southern... Southern doesn't see him... BUCKLEY: Billy Starr does though, he's in the ring and on his feet again.... he sees Peyton... Starr dives over the top rope down onto Peyton Wright... but DRIVES PEYTON RIGHT INTO SHANE SOUTHERN... THAT CHAIR HIT WITH QUITE A BLOW... Peyton is down, Starr is down and Southern looks like he's unconscious... Starr getting up and he's got the chair... he's chasing Peyton to the back... MERRITT: Meanwhile look at this.... Shane Southern is being dragged into the ring by Joey Melton and left right in the middle of the ring.... elbow drop by Melton and another.... now he slides out of the ring and over the railing.... BUCKLEY: Starr now turns his attention back to the ring and sees Shane Southern in there... and the referee looking over him.... Starr back into the ring and shrugs like he doesn't know what to do.... he covers... ONE....... TWO......... THREEEEEEEEEEE Billy Starr wins another weird one... this is two weeks in a row where multiple people came out... Starr trying to get Southern up to his feet now... trying to get him to wake up.... Southern doesn't look too happy and he's pointing at Billy Starr... Billy Starr holding up his hands as if to say it wasn't me... and now he points to the fans..... they seem to back him up by cheering.... Starr holds out his hand for Southern to shake it, but Southern decides that he just wants out.... he rolls out of the ring. MERRITT: I wouldn't trust anyone either if I was Shane Southern... BUCKLEY: Fans we're out of time here, next week the Battle Royal and the finals of the Intra-Continental Championship... for Commissioner Merritt, I'm Bill Buckley saying good night and good luck to Sammy Benson.....