(fade in to a wide shot of the empty FISH FUND PARK Arena, where CSWA crews are putting the finishing touches on the arena for FISH FUND XI. The shot cuts to Bill Buckley, at the commentators' table.) BB: Fans, I want to be the first to welcome you to the FISH FUND Park Arena here, where we're just hours away from one of the CSWA's biggest events of the year. Beginning today and continuing tomorrow, this arena will not only be filled to 103,000 capacity, but it'll hold two nights of the top wrestling action that you've ever seen. This card has been dubbed the "End Of An Era." Either tonight or tomorrow, CS Enterprises, Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas, the current co-owners of the CSWA, will continue their 'quest' to find new management for the CSWA. Way back at BATTLE OF THE BELTS XIV, Merritt and Thomas dropped a bombshell, when they announced that they were bored with running the top federation in the wrestling business. Since then, they've 'defended' their ownership against all-comers in the ring. Tonight, they'll put a million dollars and that ownership on the line against Maxwell Diamond and Dr. Knight after the WAR GAMES Main Event. Should they survive that match, they'll face their final opponents in part of the Triple Main Event on Day Two. At PRIMETIME POOLJAM in Key West, PRODIGY Board Leader Bob Ryder announced his intention to accept the challenge leveled at him by CS Enterprises. But to Merritt and Thomas's dismay, he introduced his tag team partners as former CSWA Vice-President Jon "Cruncher" Katz and a mystery partner. We've been told that Merritt and Thomas will have current CSWA Commissioner AJ Honold as their tag team partner. But against former wrestling champion "Cruncher" Katz and whoever else Katz and Ryder have up their sleeve, I'm not sure if Thomas, Merritt, and AJ are up to the task. And while that's a major part of this two-day colossal event, folks, it's certainly not all of it. On both days, eight young superstars will face off in the first ever Double Elimination Tournament held in the CSWA. The prize on the line? The Greensboro Heavyweight Championship. These eight men, mostly newcomers to the CSWA, are looking to etch their names on the CSWA's roster of champions. And speaking of that Greensboro Championship, the man who formerly held it will have his hands full over these two days as well. Current Enterprise World Heavyweight Champion ANARKY will face two men who want him for different reasons on the first night. In a triangle match without the EN World Championship on the line, former EN World Champion and the man who lost the title to Anarky, "The Living Legend" Mark Windham, is looking to prove that the EN World Champion's win over him was a fluke. But Windham's still got a lot on his mind, especially the return of his younger Timmy Windham, who brought the news that their father, Alan, is dying of terminal cancer. In the third corner, "The Strongest Arms In The World" GUNS, will be looking for a repeat of his last CSWA triangle match, in which he defeated Mike Randalls and Mark Windham. GUNS and Anarky certainly have heat between them, considering that GUNS has been proclaiming Anarky as a 'glorified jobber' since Anarky broke into the CSWA months ago. Most recently, GUNS has been calling Anarky the "King of Glorified Jobbers," and his vicious attack on Anarky in Nashville at an FWC card made everything personal. Anarky is looking for respect, Windham is looking for revenge, and GUNS is looking for, well, who knows what he's looking for. It'll either be "The Living Legend," "The Strongest Arms In The World", or the current holder of three world championships who emerges victorious. And all three of those men will continue to be busy throughout FISH FUND. Anarky will put his EN World Championship on the line against Heartbreaker on the second night. However, things get a little stickier as another stipulation comes into play. The loser of the match will have to leave the CSWA for one month. Can Heartbreaker avenge his loss to Anarky for the Greensboro Championship from just one month ago? As for Mark Windham, he'll continue to be in action on the first night, when he steps into the most devastating match that the wrestling world has ever known. Along with his America's Team partner and best friend, Hornet, CS Express, and a mystery partner, Windham will face off against long-time rivals Tom Adler, the <> Cutters, as well as the Untouchables. The Main Event will boil over as ten men enter WAR GAMES: THE MATCH BEYOND. We'll have much more on that later. That won't be all for "The Living Legend" either. On the second night, if both he and "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler are still able, they'll face off against each other with the CSWA's United States/National Championship on the line. Tom Adler took the title from Scotty Michaels, and then marked the logo of the AAWC on the title. But that belt is one that Mark Windham has held on at least four separate occasions. Adler has added fuel to an already raging fire. And on the second night, one of these men will attempt to settle it, once and for all. And for GUNS, FISH FUND won't end with his first night triangle match. In part of Day Two's TRIPLE MAIN EVENT, "The Strongest Arms In The World" will face off one more time against the man who has been called the "Franchise" of the CSWA. When that match concludes and the smoke clears, either HORNET or GUNS will have to walk out of the CSWA once and for all. Hornet has made it very clear that he won't allow it to be him, while GUNS has made it obvious that he expects it to be him. We'll find out tomorrow night. And again, folks, we'll have much more on that match as FISH FUND XI gets underway. The CSWA's Intracontinental Championship is on the line on night one, as IC Champ Wild Asian looks to defend the belt against the man who you could say helped win it for him. Mark Windsor's vicious attack on Billy Starr may have enabled Wild Asian to take the belt in just seconds, but it was obvious that Asian didn't feel obligated to Windsor in the least. Windsor looks to take his first taste of CSWA gold, while Asian looks to hold on to a belt that will help him establish his name in the upper echelon once and for all. Steven Gage continues his CSWA return, taking on one of the CSWA's ranked competitors, the Heartbreaker. His friend, Aaron Reno, will look to continue his climb up the rankings, taking on a man who can only be called an extremist, Nathan Storm. Another triangle match will be in the works, as three of the Greensboro Tournament competitors looks to settle a score. Rocky Ford Meloneer, Wolf, and Clint "Critical Mass" Collins, look to establish dominance when they face off. Also, tag team partners in POWER UNLIMITED will go after singles glory, as TNT looks to take on #4-ranked Unified contender, Xavier Virile, and to avenge his tag team partner's loss to the same man. Meanwhile, the Grim Reaper will take on X in singles competition. And folks, that's just part of it. Also in tag competition, Unified Tag Team Champions Japanese Assault look to merge their belts with the EN World Tag Team Titles. The only problem? Generation X-Press has had a break-up, when Shawn Matthews took it upon himself to throw the belts into a trash can, and then turn on partner Troy Windham. Windham has announced that he'll defend the titles by himself if need-be. And like I said, that's just part of all the Day One action here at FISH FUND XI. And fans, for those of you who may have been wondering exactly why it is that the CSWA holds its annual "FISH FUND" card each year, here's a short video clip about the relationship between the CSWA and FISH FUND. Hit it, Marvin. ============================================================ (fade-in to Fish Fund Park's Town Square, where Stan Parsons stands by a statue.) SP: Ladies and Gentlemen, the CSWA and the FISH FUND want to welcome you to FISH FUND PARK, where the CSWA's FISH FUND XI: End Of An Era will be taking place. Eight years ago, the CSWA reached out to a budding new charity that was just starting up. And in 1988, the FISH FUND TELETHON was born, in which the CSWA agreed to hold a wrestling card for charity. The blending between the CSWA and the FISH FUND became obvious, even in that very first Telethon, as wrestling met telethon-style entertainment. For those of you who don't know, the FISH FUND is a non-profit organization that collects money to enable physically-challenged people to live an otherwise normal life. I know what you're saying....isn't that what the United Way and other charities do? No, that's where you're wrong. You see, there's an overabundance of charities for those people who are either handicapped or disabled. That's where the dream of one woman came in. And that's why I want you to meet her again. (A woman, standing approximately 5'6 and well over 400 pounds in a polka-dotted dress joins Stan in the square.) SP: This is the woman that we've all come to know simply as Hortense. She came to the CSWA eight years ago, and if I may say it, threw her weight around to get the CSWA behind the FISH FUND project. Why don't you tell us a little more about it, Hort? Hortense: Thank you, Stan. You see, people, for all my life, I've been physically challenged. Not by missing a leg or through birth defects, but because of a weight problem. And for all those years that I was tortured by the taunts of other, normal-weighing children, I dreamed of a better life. And that's why eight years ago, I helped create the FISH FUND. We collect money in order to enable women to have important surgeries like liposuction, butt tucks, nose jobs, skin reduction, and other important surgeries that add to the quality of life. You see, people, no woman should have to be laughed at because she's butt-ugly. And the CSWA agrees that all women should be able to be as slim and big-breasted as they want to be. That's why the FISH FUND has become a mainstay, and what has enabled things like the FISH FUND PARK to be built. SP: Ya know, Hortense, many people are probably asking why you haven't taken advantage of the FISH FUND yourself? Hortense: You see, Stan, I've come to grips with my condition. There are a group of us who help run the FISH FUND, primarily myself, the LOVE SISTERS, Wanda, the Tuna, who know that it's too late for us. Our skin just isn't as pliable as it was. But you see, Stan, there's still time for all the Chelsea Clinton's of the world out there. There's still time for those little girls who watch Facts Of Life and want to look like Blair instead of Natalie. Anyway, Stan, I don't need to change, or that's what my big bubba of love says, ain't that right? (A man in his 40s, rather large and sweating heavily, wearing a cross between a leisure suit and a reverend's coat comes in) SP: Fans, for those of you who don't know, this is Brother George, another one of those who helped the FISH FUND out in its early days. BG: That's right sugah, you're all the woman I'll ever need and more. SP: Hortense, Brother George, thanks for you time, and for you comments. I think it's obvious that the FISH FUND looks to make a difference for those that it can help. It's the only source of help and advice for those out there with the same sort of problems that Hortense and others have faced. Hortense: Stan, just one other thing. I want to welcome all you CSWA fans to the FISH FUND PARK. The CSWA has backed the FISH FUND since it started, because they know that inside every fat woman, or woman who's ugly as sin, is a beautiful woman waiting to get out. SP: Or, they just want to see more surgically-altered women with big breasts and cut noses....but anyway, thank you all for joining us. We all hope you enjoy yourselves here at FISH FUND XI from the FISH FUND PARK. ============================================================ BB: Well, fans, that was.....well, that was a welcome of sorts from some of those who helped start the FUND. After we return from this first promo for the CSWA's next spectacular PPV, the ELVIS LIVES CELEBRATION X, coming later this year, we'll be back with Sammy Benson, who will be giving you a short tour of FISH FUND PARK itself and some of its attractions. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- BB: Fans, welcome back. We're gonna go down LIVE to Sammy Benson, who is standing outside of one of FISH FUND PARK's most popular attractions. Sammy, are you there? Sammy, can you hear me? What's going on? ============================================================ SB: I can't believe I'm sitting outside this "Carousel of Progress" ripoff waiting for that idiot Buckley to call for the liveshot. We've got hundreds of angry, ugly little girls and their fat hog mothers standing behind us waiting for us to finish this stupid shot.......Marvin, anything from Buckley yet? Cameraman: Nothing yet...but, I'm not sure if this thing is working. SB: Great, just great. Tell ya what, you follow me in, we'll tape it, and if Buckley wants to pretend it's live, then he can do it. Follow me in. If I see one more picture of Hortense, I'm gonna be sick. (Benson and the cameraman walk into a small theatre that faces a stage. The stage curtain is closed, and Benson takes his seat in the front row, in the otherwise empty theatre.) SB: Ready? Three....two....one. Thanks, Buckley, although why I end of having to mingle around the PARK with the common folk is beyond me. We're here in the FISH FUND PARK's attraction called "TV Makes The World Go 'Round." Apparently, this is one of the main attractions that people like to visit. It's supposed to have some animatronic actors or something with some of the famous scenes from television. Oh, there goes the lights. Guess we're ready to start.... (Lights in the theatre dim....curtain raises to show a downtown Milwaukee apartment front, with bars in the lower right window. Music begins.) SB: Laverne and Shirley? I always like those girls... Stage: "Shameel, Shamozzle, Hossenfef Incorporated....We're gonna do it...." (An animatronic Hortense, built to real 300+ pound life size and a square-faced slack-jawed Wanda come skipping down the steps.) SB: I'm truly gonna be sick. Stage: "And we'll do it our way, yes our way, make all our dreams come true, and we'll do it our way, make all our dreams come true....for me and you...." SB: Folks, I can without a doubt say this is the saddest thing I've ever seen. (The stage revolves and changes to show four young girls sitting with their backs to the audience. Hortense, now with red hair, walks in, and the girls turn around, revealing four of the LOVE Sisters dressed up as Tootie, natalie, Blair, and Jo.) Stage: "Ya take the good, ya take the bad, ya take em both and there ya have, the Facts of life, the Facts of Life." (The cameraman is dying laughing in the background as Benson groans) SB: (puts his head in his hands) Please, somebody stop it. (The stage revolves one more time, and shows Hortense, at regular size, with Brother George sitting in a chair, with a policeman's uniform on.) Stage: "Gimme a Break, The game is survival Gimme a Break, And plan my arrival Gimme a Break, for heaven's sake, What happened to my piece of the cake?" SB: You ATE it! Stage: "Gimme a Break!" SB: I'm getting out of here, forget this liveshot, I don't care! (Sammy rushes to one of the doors, which will not open. As the stage begins to revolve, Sammy is thrown off his feet.) (Meanwhile, the stage stops turning to reveal a large black stage. Finger snapping and music begins, and a large number of LARGE women turn around in skimpy gold outfits and begin dancing.) Stage: "Solid Gold! Fillin' up my life with music! Solid Gold! Puttin' rhythm in my soul!" SB: (now in fetal position) Please, someone help me! End it! Please end it! Stage: Folks, that's just three of our fifty greatest television shows that we're going to visit tonight...up next. (The stage begins revolving) SB: Why me? WHY ME? ============================================================ BB: (laughing hysterically) Fans, I'm sorry. This is so unprofessional. (Almost falls out of his chair) There you just saw one of the attractions from FISH FUND PARK. When we return, we'll have the beginning of FISH FUND XI: End Of An Era DAY ONE! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Scene: Two weeks ago, at the Green Valley Institution for the Mentally Insane. Mike Randalls is in his room, sitting on his bed. There's a knock on the door. On the lintel on the door, you can see "Schmid Was Here" scratched into the concrete.) Mike Randalls: Who is it? Doctor: Mr. Randalls, I have some good news...you're being released. MR: Released? I thought you said we had a long way to go, Doctor? Doctor: We do, but there's no longer any need to keep you here to do it. You're no longer a danger to....well, you're no more a danger to yourself or anyone else as you were when you were completely sane. MR: Thanks for the vote of confidence. Doctor: All your things are packed up in the outer room. You'll be able to pick up your belongings and change into your own clothes. (A few minutes later in the waiting area, Randalls emerges) MR: (laughs) What are you doing here? (As Randalls walks out the door, we hear...) MR: And they thought I was gone for good.... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (Scene: a small house in Sweetwater, Texas. On the fireplace mantle, you see various black and white pictures that show a happy family. In most, you see a man and woman and two young boys...in others, there is another young boy, about the same age as the younger in the other pictures. Just above the fireplace, on the brick, there's a small wooden carving that says "Windham.") Timmy Windham: Ladies and gentleman, I bought this television time just before the CSWA's FISH FUND pay-per-view. I did it, because I have a message to send out. All of you who saw what happened in Key West, know what I'm trying to say. You all know what I'm trying to get through that thick head of my older brother. (Windham gestures over to a man in a wheelchair, his father, Alan Windham) Timmy: I called Mark and talked to him about our father, because everytime I try and see him, I'm told he's not in. And usually, every phone call I place to his house doesn't get me in touch with him either. So the only other option I had was getting through to him at the Cruise Liner in Key West. Isn't that right, Mark? Mark....I think it's time you laid down your petty anger and hatred at our father. This is the man who fathered you, the man who raised you, until a terrible set of circumstances changed everything for our family. You found out the truth for all of us over a year ago, Mark, and even then, you blew it all off. You attacked me, you attacked Troy, you tried to sever all family ties. I don't know whether all that was part of your 'act' with Hornet or not, but it doesn't matter now. What does matter, is that there's a man sitting right here beside me who is going to get very sick and die soon. A man that you spent years of your life searching for...and now you're turning your back on him. Talk to him, Mark. Let him answer your questions....if you won't do it for him, do it for me, so we can be a family again. And if you won't do it for me, then do it for yourself. I don't know what else to say, Mark. I spent most of my life in institutions and circuses, until I finally found what mattered in my life, my family. And for a long time, that family only consisted of you. Now it includes my father. Alan Windham: Mark, I know I've hurt you. But let's talk it out. Give it a chance, that's all I, we, ask. I'm not asking you to forgive me right away, but at least give it a chance. (screen fades) (Scene: just outside an apartment complex. Shawn Matthews emerges from one of the ground-level apartments, carrying a large trash can. As he gets to the sidewalk, Troy Windham confronts him.) Troy: Won't answer my calls, won't get back to me, what's up dude? Shawn: Troy, what are you doing here? Troy: I want some answers, Shawn. All of a sudden, you trip on me, throw OUR titles in a trash can, and then run off? Not cool, man. Shawn: I don't have to justify... Troy: Oh, yeah you do. You didn't ask me, you didn't just stuff YOUR belt in the trash, nah, you decided that you'd put my in there too? I don't think so, man. Shawn: I don't have to listen to this. Troy: You're right, you don't. But maybe you'll listen to... (Troy Windham clotheslines Matthews, knocking him into the grass. The trash can falls to the ground. Windham scoops Matthews up and slams him to the concrete. Then he scoops Matthews up and plants him head first into the trash can. Then, with a swift kick, he sends the trash can and Matthews bouncing down the walk.) Troy: Never....ever, mess with the King of the Slackers. =========================================================== (fade into a wide shot of the now-packed FISH FUND PARK ARENA. The crowd is on its feet at fireworks and a laser light display light up the open-air arena.) BILL BUCKLEY: HELLO WRESTLING FANS! This is Bill Buckley, along with Sammy Benson, as well as a record number 114,656 fans! It's standing room only, Sammy, and I hope the fire marshal isn't in attendance, because we've definitely exceeded the arena limit here tonight! SAMMY BENSON: Buckley, they're packed in like sardines here. I mean, we've got people sitting on laps, sitting on tables, steps. (motions to girl in the crowd) Hey honey, wanna come sit in my lap? BILL BUCKLEY: Did she actually spit at you? (laughs) Fans, it's just NIGHT ONE of the action from here at FISH FUND XI: END OF AN ERA and what a night it will prove to be! We've got WAR GAMES coming up later in the night, as America's Team faces off against the X-Change/Untouchables Team. And we've also got one of the only non-title matches that could be a main event at ANY card in the world, as three men, all either current or former Enterprise World Champions face off, when ANARKY, MARK WINDHAM, and GUNS meet up in a triangle match! The Unified Tag Team Titles will apparently be put up by the Japanese Assault against the EN World Tag Titles, currently held by Generation X-Press....but only Troy Windham is in the building! Plus, we've got major singles competition as the Double Elimination Tournament for the Greensboro Heavyweight Championship kicks off tonight. And that's just part of all that's gonna happen tonight, as we march towards Day Two here at FISH FUND. And don't forget fans, the ownership of the CSWA will be on the line tonight in a post-Main Event match when CS ENTERPRISES defends against Maxwell Diamond and Thomas Knight! Benson: If Maxwell Diamond becomes my boss, I'm quitting right here and now. Buckley: How about you do that anyway? Fans, we're gonna send you to the first match, right after we let you watch the FISH FUND PARK ROCKETEERS in action! Eight brave men will streak across the sky in jetpacks, filling the air with brightly colored smoke, as the laser light show kicks off once again! Benson: This is supposed to be entertainment? Buckley: It's entertainment FISH FUND STYLE, Sammy! Come on, loosen up, have a little fun! Benson: Sorry, I just know that at some point or another, we're going to have to see Hortense. Buckley: Thanks for reminding me, Sammy! Benson: Please no....I hate my life. Buckley: Let's head down to Stan Parsons, who is at the o-fish-al FISH FUND TELETHON TOTEBOARD with Hortense and the LOVE SISTERS! Stan? SP: Thanks, Bill! Hortense, I understand that you've got something to add before we check the toteboard! Hortense: I do indeed, Stan. (Hortense reaches into her moo-moo and pulls out a roll of coins) Hortense: Stan, ladies and gentlemen, I was given this roll of coins by a sweet young Girl Scout just before we went on the air here. She said it was all the money she had left from her birthday money that her grandmother gave her, and she wanted to donate it to the FISH FUND. This little girl has known the benefits of plastic surgery...and while she'll face at least another 30-40 surgeries over the next ten years...one day, people will be able to look at her without cringing. Thank you, Jennie, thank you so much. SP: There ya go, folks. It looks like little 'Jennie' donated a dollar roll of pennies. Now...let's CHECK THE TOTEBOARD! Marvin? (A large light show surrounds the toteboard as it spins around and shoots fireworks from the top. Hortense plays Vanna White, turning over the tiles to reveal....) SP: A dollar twenty-seven? How in the.... Hortense: Well, we DID have to have breakfast and lunch, Stan! SP: Great, just great. We'll be checking on the toteboard again later. Back to you, Bill and Sammy. BB: And now, as promised, we'll let you see the festivities as Hortense and the LOVE Sisters sing the national anthem, along with the laser light show and the FISH FUND PARK ROCKETEERS. We'll be back with the first match just following. SB: Is it too late for me to be transferred to the World League? BB: Fans we're back and ready to get going with our first match of what's going to be a monumental two days. Already in the ring is the Heartbreaker whom tomorrow night is scheduled to face the current Enterprises World Champion Anarky. SB: Anarky ? You mean the guy that currently owns Three World Championships in the CSWA, ASWF, and NWC plus having the highest title in the WWL and is still called the Glorified Jobber by some "people" in the CSWA ? BB: That's him Sammy, but are you really defending him ? SB: Defend who, what did I say ? Who's defending anyone. BB: You just were when you talked about how Anarky has been so successful all over the wrestling world, yet some people are so shortsighted that they can't see reality. SB: I didn't say that I was just making sure we were talking about the same guy. BB: Ah forget about it. Heartbreaker's opponent Steven Gage has made his way down to the ring. Gage hasn't been real active here in the CSWA as of late and says that he's coming back because he's another who doesn't believe that Anarky has what it takes to continue being the Enterprises World Champion. ************************************************************ Steven Gage v. The Heartbreaker ************************************************************ BB: These two men eye each other cautiously, Gage now offering a test of strength. Heartbreaker doesn't really look like he wants to do that much, but Gage keeps moving in with that arm raised for the Test of Strength. Heartbreaker now raising his own hand to meet Steven Gage's but Gage is quick with a kick to the mid section and drops that extended hand down with a big elbow to the back of the head of the Heartbreaker. Gage quick to follow up by yanking up Heartbreaker and sending him for a ride to the ropes. Gage waiting for him on the return and nails him with a big back body drop. SB: He might not have been active as of late but he certainly looks good. BB: Well he has been around in different leagues, he just hasn't been that active here in the CSWA. Gage still on the offensive he's got Heartbreaker again and takes him down with a lightning quick Snap Suplex. SB: Gage wants to show the world tonight that he's the man that should be going on to face the Enterprises World Champion tomorrow. BB: Well right now he has certainly come out here with a strong start against the his opponent. Gage not letting up at all, he's a man possessed so far tonight. He's got Heartbreaker up again and whips him back to the ropes SPINEBUSTER. SB: It's over already I don't believe this. BB: Gage with the cover ONE TW- No kickout by Heartbreaker. Gage looks a little annoyed, he thought he had it. He takes Heartbreaker and throws him right over the ropes and down to the arena floor. SB: That's a mistake. Why give him the chance to regroup. BB: Well Heartbreaker certainly looks like he's making an attempt at regrouping. His valet Jessica is over there offering him some words of encouragement. Gage has decided that he's given him enough time and reaches over the top rope to grab him and bring him back into the ring. SB: Well it looks like the Heartbreaker was able to find a valet more suited for him, not someone who's going to turn and run to anyone that's getting the better of him. Everyone needs a loyal woman, to be barefoot and pregnant. BB: Sammy stop it. Gage has Heartbreaker by the head and he's dragging him up back to the ring apron. He's got Heartbreaker set for a Vertical Suplex Blocked by Heartbreaker. Gage tries again but again it's blocked. Reversal by Heartbreaker from the ring apron and they go crashing down to the arena floor. That's quite a fall that both men just took. Both are down and not showing much in the line of movement. SB: Well it was an effective move, but next time he should try to be a little smarter and not kill himself while he's at it. BB: Good point Sammy, both men are still down and it's not really a surprise. After all a big suplex like that which ended with both men on the arena floor could have seriously injured either of them. Dana Sessa is over by the Heartbreaker trying to get him back to his feet, but he's really out of it. Gage isn't much better but it now showing some signs of movement. Gage now to his knees and he's crawling back towards the ring. He's at the steps and he's pulling himself up. He's able to roll in the ring but you can tell that he took quite a fall. SB: Who's coming down to ringside ? BB: That's Thomas "The Machine" Gunn, I wonder what he's doing making his way down to ringside, his friend isn't going to be out here till much later. By the way didn't Gunn just recently suffer a serious attack ? SB: Did he, I didn't see it ? BB: Well that's what I had heard, but he doesn't look any different tonight then he ever does The question still remains though why is he out here now ? SB: He's probably just scouting tomorrow's opponent. BB: Actually it looks like he's going to do more then that to tomorrow's opponent of Anarky. He's taking the Heartbreaker and he's well he just helped him back into the ring. I'm a little stunned, he didn't take any cheap shots are anything. Just helped him into the ring and now he's grabbing a ringside seat and sitting down. SB: Told you, he just wants to scout what this guy has in him. BB: Well Heartbreaker and Gage are both back in the ring, Gage is back to his feet and Heartbreaker is finally starting to stir. Gage grabs Heartbreaker and scoops him up for a Body Slam. Powers him down to the canvas. Gage now moving to the second rope Flying Elbow Drop He's got him. Cover ONE TWO .KICKOUT. I don't get it. Heartbreaker looks totally out of it, but yet is able to somehow escape that pin attempt. Gage back to his feet and he's stomping Heartbreaker in the head with a series of kicks. SB: He's loosing his cool, everyone knows that this match should have been over already. BB: Everyone that is, except for the Heartbreaker who has showed remarkable courage so far in staying alive in this one. SB: Well he's not that bright, he can't figure it out. BB: Sammy you never learn do you. Gage pulling Heartbreaker back to his feet, SMALL PACKAGE ONE T-NO. Gage escapes that one and he's even angrier now. He charges at Heartbreaker who was waiting for him. He grabs the charging Steven Gage and nails him with a big powerslam. Heartbreaker now turning it around. Gage back to his feet but he's met by a big Drop Kick by Heartbreaker. Not wasting any time in getting the momentum back, Heartbreaker grabs Gage and pulls him back to his feet. Whips him to the ropes Arm Drag. Gage back up and running another Arm Drag Heartbreaker is getting into it and Gage looks a little apprehensive. He's backing off from Heartbreaker and holding up his hands as if to say "Enough". Heartbreaker treading in after him as they go towards the corner Gage though, was waiting for him, hits him with an uppercut and quickly follows that with an inverted Atomic Drop. SB: I don't think that his new valet will want to stick around long after that move. BB: SAMMY !!! Gage quickly follows it up with a swinging neckbreaker. SB: It's just my opinion, but I don't think that this is how the Heartbreaker planned on this match going, one day before he gets a shot at the Enterprises World Champion. BB: I think your right Sammy. But right now Steven Gage is in control of this match and I'd have to say that it's all but over. SB: Looks like Thomas "The Machine" Gunn has seen enough of this one to give his boss a report. He's taking that chair and folding it back up. BB: Gage lifting up Heartbreaker for another body slam and powers him down to the canvas. Now he turns towards Gunn and has some choice words for him. SB: He's sending a message back to the champ. BB: It certainly appears so, and whatever he's saying has really gotten Gunn angry. Gunn up now on the ring apron and the two of them are really in each other's faces. Worthington is doing his best to separate the two and get Gunn out of there. Finally we have some semblance of order back here, and Gage turns his attention back to the match at hand. He charges at the Heartbreaker, FRANK-N-PARSONS by Heartbreaker. He was playing possum. Gage back to his feet, met by a huge Drop Kick by the Heartbreaker. Gage again though right back up and on the attack, HIP TOSS by Heartbreaker and Gage a little slow this time to get back to his feet. Lifts him up VERTICAL SUPLEX he's got him hanging up there, still up there, finally brings him crashing down. Gage in trouble and the Heartbreaker is calling for the end of this one. Gage getting back to his feet, turns in the direction of the Heartbreaker SUPER KICK. ONE TWO THREE. It's all over. SB: Oh well, tough loss for Steven Gage, because he doesn't even get a shot at Jessica. BB: Sammy stop that. I've been told that we will go now to the back for a word with the Heartbreaker who tomorrow night will have a loser leaves the CSWA, Enterprises World Championship Match, with ANARKY. Take it away Rudy Seitzer. ------------------------------------------------------------ RS: We've got the Heartbreaker here who just finished the first match of the Fish Fund Extravaganza, but somehow I think it's the upcoming event that is more of what people are interested in Heartbreaker. HEARTBREAKER: First of all, thanks for having me here as your guest Rudy. Now as far as my opponent Steven Gage goes. Gage is a very good YOUNG wrestler, I know he is a former champion in MANY federations including King of ASWF and the NWC. He gave me a tough match, but in the end, I'm on the path to the Enterprises World Title and he was in the way. RS: Tomorrow night though, will be the bigger night for you, when you face Anarky with the EN World Championship on the line... But more importantly, your as well as Anarky's CSWA careers will be on the line for one month. Anarky has had GREAT success against you in the past, how will this match be any different from all the other times? HB: First of all Rudy , myself and Anarky's career will be on the line in day two. But in a way everybody else's career is on the line at Fish Fund, will get to that a little bit later on. The real important issue is here for the past six months or so, Anarky and I have been feuding in and out of other federations as well as the CSWA. And Anarky has dominated me in EVERY SINGLE match, and if I lose I think the time off will do me some good to rethink my wrestling career ALL together. And with that lurking in the back of my mind, I don't want to give my career to Anarky in the worst way! BUT, if I can't beat Anarky that means I can't achieve other goals... BB: So are you saying right here that if you lose to Anarky you will retire from 'Professional Wrestling? HB: That's exactly right Bill! BB: Wow! Now on to another topic that has come abroad to you lately, your manager... Or should I say former manager? Jessica Spencer. HB: Bill I liked Jessica VERY much! But, if she wants to be with Anarky, I want the VERY best for her, and for her sake I hope Anarky does decide to take her. I liked here, but now I have acquired the services of Dana Sessa! And she will pick up where Jessica left off I'm sure! RS: Now that we've covered the Jessica Spencer situation, we need to move on to a hard topic for you to talk about. And you know what that is... Chad Merritt and Steve Thomas. HB: Yeah Bill this is a hard subject for me to talk about, for VERY good reasons. I looked up to Chad Merritt & Steve Thomas probably MORE then ANYONE else in the company, and I still do today. Why? For very one plain and simple reason CS gave me my break into the "Big Time" at the UT I wasn't a member of the CSWA and wasn't even considering coming one until after the UT. When they approached me, they offered me a deal because saw what good a talent I was, and sure I have been asked by other companies to join BUT none touched me as much as when they asked me. I consider that the highlight of my career, I was NOT one of the ones that talked behind there backs and they will tell you that if you ask them. They know I wasn't one because we had MANY nightly telephone conversations, and they know I'm NOT ONE! BB: But, then why wrestle against them? HB: That question is very EASY to answer Bill. When they made the announcement at BOB that they were not going to be running the CSWA anymore, I got scared I guess to a point that I was going to wake up one morning and there be NO MORE CSWA. I knew that if I one that match along with Mark Windsor I could grantee everybody that the CSWA would remain. And now I can't do that, now my future is in someone else's hands and I don't like that in ANY shape or form. And it is because of this reason or should I say part of the reason that I am putting my career on the line, because I don't know if I want to be a member of the CSWA during these bad times, I want my memories of the CSWA to good ones. RS: WOW! Interesting, now you mentioned you had all bases covered with Anarky's side kick Thomas Gunn elaborate on this? HB: No, I won't elaborate on that, because I know Anarky is watching this. And I don't want to give any BIT of my plan away! Let's just say that Gunn will be doing NO MORE then watching this match! RS: Well Heartbreaker, thank you for a very enlightening and emotional interview. Back to you Bill and Sammy. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Well the Heartbreaker certainly sounds like several things are going on in his life right now. I wonder if CS Enterprises realizes how much they have meant to all these wrestlers and all these fans throughout the years and how after tonight things just won't be the same. I also wonder if Heartbreaker is really going to be ready for Anarky tomorrow night. SB: He can talk the talk, but he's got a big fight against him if he's going to back those words up. After all he didn't look so hot tonight against Steven Gage in the early going, so how is he supposed to hold up against the champ? BB: For a change Sammy that was a thought invoking comment. SB: Thanks hey what do you mean for a change ? BB: Fans we are taking your right back to the ring for our next match ************************************************************ Nathon Storm v. Aaron Reno ************************************************************ BB: Aaron Reno is an ex United States/National Champion who has recently made it known that he has full intentions of getting back into the swing of things and getting the title back. The two are ready to lock up Reno with the advantage and grabs Storm in a side headlock. Storm pushes off and sends Reno for the ride. Reno on the return is met by a flying shoulder block by Storm. Both men quickly back to their feet and Storm levels him again with a big clothesline. SB: Nathon Storm is starting off real strong, maybe Reno missed to much time. BB: Storm still on the offensive, grabs Reno as he's getting up and Irish Whips him across the ring Frank'n'Parsons. Storm with the cover ONE.. TWO.. No not even a full two count. Reno getting back to his feet trying to shake out the cobwebs. Storm waiting for an opportunity, charges in and lifts the knee into the side of the head of Aaron Reno. Reno now rolls to the outside in an attempt to try and get regrouped. SB: He should keep walking. BB: Nathon Storm meanwhile isn't going to give him any time to recover, he dives over the ropes and catches Reno with a cross body block which sends both men flying to the arena floor. Reno took a nasty bump on that spill and Storm meanwhile still looks fine. SB: That's because Nathon Storm is used to those ridiculous stunts. That's why I like him. BB: Well Storm is back to his feet and he rolls into the ring to break the referee's count. Reno meanwhile is just starting to stir on the arena floor. Now that Storm has broken the count, he rolls back out of the ring and greets the standing Reno with a big roundhouse right. Follows that up with a another big punch and Irish whips Reno into the ring post. Reno in big trouble now, he's down and I think I see some blood coming from his forehead. SB: If these fans shout "He's Hard-core" I'm leaving. BB: We couldn't get that lucky. SB: Listen Buckley I'm getting sick and tired of your comments lately. Do you want me to walk out and let you work with that freak mutant midget again ? BB: Well ah, you've got a point Sammy I'm sorry. SB: Much better. BB: Back to the action, Nathon Storm has Aaron Reno up and he tosses him back in the ring. Storm quick to follow and he lifts up Reno and Slams him to the ground. So far this has been all Storm, as Aaron Reno has yet to find room to begin working. Storm now, with a cover ONE TWO KICKOUT.. Your not going to get the pin that easily, even if he has been knocking Reno around the ring. This man didn't get to be the United States/National Champion by accident. SB: Yeah but he didn't hold it long now did he. BB: True, but he was the champion. He's got the determination but right now he needs a little more then that to get himself back into this match. Storm still clearly in control, has Reno back to his feet again and sends him for a ride into the corner. Storm follows in NO ONE HOME. Reno collapsed and fell to the canvas, and Nathon Storm crashed hard into the turnbuckle. Both men dazed now. It'll be a race to see who can recompose themselves faster and take advantage of the situation. SB: I think I'll use this opportunity to get myself a cocktail. I'm getting a little annoyed with that Commissioner, stopping my waiter from coming up here to freshen my drink. I'm a professional damnit, I need something to drink every now and then. BB: Well Sammy has indeed left the booth, although sometimes I wonder how he calls himself "a professional". Reno now getting back to his feet, using the ropes for leverage. Storm also is trying to use the ropes to pull himself up. Reno to his feet first and he nails Storm with a big boot which sends Nathon back to the canvas. Aaron Reno realizes that he's got the opportunity here, but with the beating he has taken in the early portion of the match, he can't fully capitalize on it yet. Reno stomping away now on Storm, trying to keep him down while Reno gets the time to recover from the beginning of the match. Reno now picking up Storm and scoops him up BODY SLAM Reno lines him up and drops an elbow right between the eyes. Reno now again bringing Storm back up to his feet Whips him to the ropes, SPINEBUSTER COVER ONE..KICKOUT. Not even close. Reno though, not wanting to let his advantage slip, quickly ties up Storm with a reverse chin lock. He cinches the hold in, and applies pressure. Now where is that so-called co-host of mine ? His lack of professionalism is beginning to irk me. Here he comes now. SB: That no good, son of a BB: SAMMY You can be heard on the air. SB: Oh. BB: What happened, I thought you were going for a drink. SB: Can you believe that commissioner after the Key West card he told all the employees here that they can't serve me. He's got my picture up on every concession stand from here to the exit. I'll get him for this. BB: Well Sammy you did pass out during the event and provided little to nothing for the entire show. It was worse then working with that half pint again. SB: HEY BB: Sorry about that folks, returning to the ring effort now, Storm is fighting his way back to his feet still unable to shake free of that chinlock. Now that he's been able to lift himself up to one knee though, the hold doesn't quite have the effectiveness that it did when he had him on the canvas. Reno can't get the leverage and apply the pressure. Finally he gives up on the hold and both men are back to their feet. SB: I'll give the fans credit, Paul Heyman's fans would have been chanting "boring" in this match because no frying pans had been used. BB: Both men lock up again, Reno with a wristlock, reversed by Storm, Reno backs him into the corner and they break clean. They lock up again, Storm with the advantage, side headlock Reno throws him off into the ropes clothesline.. Reno now to the ropes and clotheslines Storm again just as Storm was getting to his feet. Reno across the ring again, he's behind Storm... Bulldog... Cover... ONE... TWO... Kickout by Storm. SB: It's about time Reno showed that he belongs here. BB: Reno quicker to his feet then Storm, lifts him up VERTICAL SUPLEX.. and Storm comes crashing down to the canvas. Reno in control now, he's got Storm up again whips him to the ropes Sidewalk Slam Cover ONE... TWO.. Kickout again Reno starting to get upset he thought this one should have been over already. He's got Storm back to his feet again, he lifts him up and places him on the ropes here it comes SUPERPLEX . That should be all. Reno with the cover, hooks the leg ONE...... TWO......... THREE........ Aaron Reno with the win here tonight and he's showing glimpses of that form which catapulted him to the United States/National Championship. SB: It's going to take more then that though if he plans on getting the title from "Mr. Magnificence" Tom Adler though. BB: You've got a point Sammy, Adler is one of the most talented wrestlers in the world, and Reno looked a little rusty here tonight. ----------------------------------------------------------- BB: Fans, we're about to start the First Round of the Greensboro Championship Double Elimination Tournament and we've been told that we will have a special guest up here in the booth for some of these matches, maybe even the entire tournament. SB: Oh no, say it isn't Ivy, I'm not ready for that. BB: No it's not Poison Ivy, but instead a recent two-time Greensboro Champion, who recently was brutally attacked by Mark Windsor. Ladies and Gentlemen making his way to the booth is "Blazin' Billy Starr. SB: Well at least it's not Ivy. STARR: Well Sammy thanks for that stirring introduction, no I'm not Ivy you certainly got that right. And Bill, it's just Billy Starr now, with my return to the ring questionable and everything else that has been happening, the "Blazin" has been pushed aside so to speak. BB: OK, sorry about that Billy, welcome to the booth before we begin with the tournament, everyone's been asking, how are you doing and what does your future hold. STARR: Right now Buckley I don't think that anyone really knows. Well the Man upstairs knows, but he doesn't let us in on it. After all, a cracked vertebrae is not an injury to be taken lightly. I'm already in rehabilitation and the Doctor's original prognosis that I'd never regain full movement let alone being able to return to my profession at this point appears to have been made in error. Will I be able to return to the ring ? Right now, I just pray to the Lord that he gives me this opportunity. If for no other reason then to show all the fans out there what can be done when you have faith and live life right. BB: Billy, I've got to ask this, you don't seem to be the same person as Billy Starr was before the injury. STARR: Well I've said it before, when you suffer an injury of this extent you get to sit back and examine a lot of things in your life. The Lord blessed me with natural talent in that ring and all I did was take it and build a huge ego and ignore the fans out there. It was leaving me with a bitter taste in my mouth, especially when I see people like Mark Windsor and GUNS and realize that I was on the same path to being a pathetic bitter person. BB: Very interesting, so this injury has actually turned a new leaf for you then. STARR: I can't think of a better way to say it. BB: Well now that we've gotten that out of the way, I'd like to thank you for taking the time out of your rehabilitation to come here and offer insights on this tournament. STARR: Well Bill, the Greensboro Championship was very good to me, as a matter of fact it's been a catapult for several superstars here in the CSWA. Just look at the last champion, Anarky who went on to win the Enterprises World Championship, or myself who went on to the IntraContinental Championship, and before me there was Wild Asian who is the current IntraContinental Champion. SB: Yeah but there have been others who didn't do so well BB: Of course Sammy, every title has it's ups and downs. Not every man who holds a belt is destined to jump to the pinnacle of the wrestling world. Billy our first match here tonight in this tournament will pit two of the CSWA's newcomers against each other. One is a man by the name of Wolf and a man who Sammy has developed a close personal relationship with, R.F. Meloneer. What do you think of these two ? SB: Don't start in on that, I'm going to sue that freak farmer boy. He'll learn his lesson. STARR: Both of these men have been interesting to watch in their first few weeks here. R.F. Meloneer has looked impressive plus his ability to use a melon creatively in that one clip with you Sammy has made his entrance into the CSWA well worth whatever they paid him. And you can't knock someone with the drive that Wolf has shown. Not many people would step up and sign to face the "Living Legend" Mark Windham during their first week in the CSWA. SB: Billy I have one question for you, you've been with Teri Melton and you've had a little bit of an incident with Poison Ivy when you beat Anarky so the question I've got is who's a better kisser ? STARR: Well Sammy, a gentleman never kisses and tells, and besides the fact, your making a big assumption that Teri was anything more then someone in my corner who was around when I needed a little support. She was a wonderful person for helping me out when I needed someone to counteract Ivy, and I'd appreciate it if you'd back off on your constant lewd remarks about her. SB: So your saying that you didn't score with her ? BB: Sammy I think that's quite enough. OK, let's head down to ringside for Rhubarb Jones and the introductions for the match. ------------------------------------------------------------ RJ: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. It is the first match in the Greensboro Championship Double Elimination Tournament. First making his way to the ring he hails from Rocky Mountain, Colorado Rocky Ford Meloneer. His opponent from parts unknown WOLF ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Both men in the ring now, these two men had originally planned on a triangle match with a third man in this tournament when the plans for the Greensboro Championship had been announced, so they had already planned on getting into it. SB: I hope that Wolf tears him apart. Someone needs to teach farmer Jones over there a lesson about messing with me. STARR: By the way, Sammy would you like some Melon. SB: Ahhh don't do that to me. BB: Calm down Sammy, you seem a little jumpy tonight. SB: It's all Commissioner's fault, keeping me from getting something to calm my nerves a little. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Winners Bracket Wolf v. R.F. Meloneer ************************************************************ BB: These two men lock up, neither of them are small guys. STARR: But you've got to like R.F. Meloneer's background. On top of his size and power he also has that vast technical knowledge from being an amateur champion. SB: I knew that, but I still think he's a loon. BB: The collar and elbow lock up and both men are trying to assert their power in this. Wolf with the advantage, pushes Meloneer back towards the ropes. They lock up again, and this time it's Melon who sends Wolf for a shove back towards the ropes. STARR: It's all a mental game here. Both of these guys know that it's going to be a long fought two-days if they are to make it to the finals and they want to get an edge, especially in this early match. BB: Melon and Wolf to lock up again, and this time it's Melon with a side headlock. Wolf tries to shake him free, but Melon is able to hold on and drags Wolf to the ground. SB: That's not a side headlock, that's a choke. Why isn't Worthington forcing him a break. BB: Well Worthington isn't but it certainly looks like Wolf is starting to get back up to his feet. He's beginning to push up and regain his footing. Elbow into Meloneer's midsection. And another. A third and R.F. has to release the hold. Wolf now up and he takes advantage of those big elbows and clobbers Meloneer with a big clothesline that levels him. He lifts up Melon, BIG SUPLEX. R.F. Meloneer is slow to his feet and Wolf is waiting for him with a knee right to the back. STARR: Neither of these guys can afford to wear themselves out to much, they need to try and put the match away quickly. Because it's going to come down to endurance when one wrestler can wind up fighting six times before this tournament is over. BB: Well Wolf now clearly in control and he looks like he's looking to end things here. He's got Meloneer and he's holding him for a piledriver. He lifts him, NO blocked by Meloneer. Wolf tries again, but can't get him up. Meloneer now, reverses and powers him over with a back body drop. Wolf right back to his feet but Meloneer is waiting for him. Whips him to the ropes Arm Drag. Both men rise right back to their feet, and Meloneer with another arm drag. Wolf back to his feet again, but thinks twice of charging doesn't have to as Meloneer nails him with a drop kick that sends Wolf through the ropes and out to the arena floor. Listen to these fans getting behind R.F. Meloneer. They love this guy here. STARR: You just saw the advantage of having more technical skill and being a complete wrestler. R.F. Meloneer doesn't need to get into a power game all the time, he's got a lot of weapons in his arsenal and that will make him tougher as this competition goes on. BB: Well right now he appears to be doing well against the rookie Wolf, who is taking his time outside the ring. SB: He's trying to catch his breath, after all from what I've smelled of R.F. Meloneer, showers are not required on the "Melon Patch". BB: Sammy, If you don't have anything to say keep quiet. SB: I did have something to say, that's astute commentary that makes me one of the highest paid broadcast journalists. BB: Whatever. Wolf now climbing the ring steps and comes back into the ring. Meloneer waiting for him and greets him with a big kneelift. Whips him to the ropes, Wolf ducks under a clothesline attempt, runs to the other side and comes back off the ropes with a nice flying cross body block. ONE.. KICKOUT. STARR: It's going to take a lot more then that to get someone like R.F. out of this one. He looks in great shape and ready for the long haul tonight. BB: Both men quickly back to their feet and Wolf is right back at him with a solid right hand Returned by Meloneer. Another right by Wolf again returned by Meloneer. These two guys are going toe to toe now, rights and lefts by both, Meloneer appears to be getting the upper hand of it though. He's now landing more punches then Wolf. He's got Wolf reeling as he continues to unload with a series of punches. STARR: If this was Boxing, they would have given Wolf the standing eight count by now. SB: Well it's not. BB: Brilliant observation Sammy. Meloneer now with Wolf backed into the corner in a daze. Knee to the midsection doubles him over PILEDRIVER. He's not done yet though, he lifts Wolf back to his feet, here it comes the Cantaloupe Crush. He nails it ONE..... TWO....... THREE.......... and this one is over. R.F. Meloneer with an impressive win as he advances in the winners side of the tournament. STARR: Don't count out Wolf yet though. He'll have a second chance to redeem himself, although this will get much harder. By the way, that's an impressive double arm DDT that Meloneer has. Hurts just watching him take someone out with that. SB: He's kind of dangerous with a Watermelon too. Although I promise everyone of my millions of fans out there that revenge will be mine in this matter. We have not heard the end of this yet. BB: The way you go on, I don't doubt that. Fans that was only the first of what will be 14 matches in the Greensboro Double Elimination Tournament and right now we will be moving right on to our second match in this tournament. Let's get down to Rubarb for the introduction. ------------------------------------------------------------ RJ: This next match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and is a first round match in the Greensboro Tournament. On his way to the ring, with his manager "Deathdoll" Kristi here is The EXECUTIONER <> . His opponent hailing from Death Valley <> The ULTIMATE DRAGON . ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Winners Bracket Ultimate Dragon v. The Executioner ************************************************************ STARR: Right here you are looking at one of the men that have to be favored to make a big splash in the CSWA and walk away from Fish Fund as the Greensboro Champion, is the Ultimate Dragon. Look at this man's credentials, he's a 17 time World Champion, and has won a myriad of other titles. I've wrestled in the NWC and know that the competition is very tough, so he'll be a man to watch. BB: Not only that but you've got to wonder about his first round opponent. His manager has been ah preoccupied with Mark Windham and at times it has apparently really gotten under the Executioner's skin. Will he be able to clear his mind of all that and make the most of this opportunity ? SB: If I had a chick like Kristi, I'd be worried about what she's doing with Windham myself. BB: Well you don't. Both men in the ring now, and we're set to begin. The Executioner wastes no time and charges at Dragon and nails him with a forearm. Couple of straight rights by the Executioner, and he scoops up Dragon and slams him to the canvas. STARR: It looks like the Executioner did some background on the Ultimate Dragon and realized that he'd better start strong and not let this big man get into a groove. BB: Well he's certainly starting strong, as he lifts up the Dragon again and gives him another big Body Slam. Executioner now, lines him up Fist Drop. He's going for the cover.. ONE.. Not even a two-count. A very premature cover attempt. Executioner though has him back to his feet, Vertical Suplex. Dragon laid out in the middle of the ring, and the Executioner is going to the ropes. He's up on the second rope flying elbow drop NO ONE HOME. Dragon able to roll out of the way of that one. SB: Well he telegraphed it. I could have gotten out of the way in time. BB: Sammy let's not talk about your ring actions. Both men slow to their feet but it's the Executioner to his feet first and he nails the Dragon with a big boot to the side of the head which sends him back to the canvas. He's stomping away on him now Finally lifts him back to his feet, Snap Mare and follows up with a reverse chinlock. He's going to try and wear down the Ultimate Dragon a little more. STARR: I'm a little surprised considering how fast the Executioner started this match and how quickly he tried to end it. Maybe it was Kristi that decided to change the pace a little. BB: Could be, and the Executioner has him locked in with that reverse chinlock. The referee keeps checking because it appears that he's extremely close to making that a choke. Kristi now up on the ring apron and Worthington goes to escort her back to her place. SB: Brilliant move. STARR: It certainly appears that she's giving The Executioner the time that he needs to try and choke out the Dragon. BB: The Ultimate Dragon kicking and turning trying to get out of this choke hold. He's having some serious problems getting breath. SB: That's why they call it a CHOKE. BB: The referee finally turns around and immediately starts a five count because he sees that this has been turned into a choke hold. The Executioner releases, but not till some damage has been done. Dragon on the ground and he looks like he's in some trouble now. The Executioner bringing the Dragon back to his feet, sends him for the ride, Drop Kick by the Executioner but no one is home. The Ultimate Dragon grabbed onto the ropes and didn't come back. The Executioner quickly back to his feet and charges at the Dragon who's still at the ropes Duck down by the Ultimate Dragon and the Executioner sails clear over the top rope and down THROUGH A RINGSIDE TABLE. Oh my that had to hurt. STARR: That's the problem when you try those high flying moves, any one of them can be very, very costly. BB: This one has apparently been very costly to the Executioner as he is laid out on the arena floor, splinters of the ring side table scattered about him. Kristi is over to see how he's doing, and trying to give him some words of encouragement. SB: I'd take anything she has to offer, I mean look at her. Black Leather and not a lot of it. It just don't get any better then this. STARR: Bill, it must be horrible to have to work with him all the time. BB: Well it's better then my last half pint partner. The referee now beginning his ten count and I don't know if the Executioner will be able to return to the ring Worthington is at five, but the Dragon who has apparently had time to catch his breath, actually breaks the count. Now he's heading to the outside and this could be trouble. SB: Look at Kristi, she looks like she's going to pull down her top to distract the Dragon.. Hooters, we're going to see Hooters . COME ON..... COME ON....... BB: More like CALM DOWN. But your right Sammy, it does appear that the Deathdoll is doing ah anything in her power to let her man have a little more time to possibly get back to his feet. STARR: The Ultimate Dragon is a little smarter then that though. After the initial shock of having someone so outrageously flirt and act so provocatively it looks like he's turning matters back to the match at hand. BB: But Kristi was able to "buy some time" for The Executioner and also get our co-announcer up here a little worked up. SB: ::Sniffles:: No Hooters ? STARR: Is there nothing in your life that's as important, you sound over the edge Sammy. SB: More important then hooters ? Surely you jest. STARR: Whatever. BB: Dragon back towards the Executioner who is still on the ground and he lifts him up and rolls him back into the ring. Dragon now back into the ring and gives the Executioner a lightning quick Snap Suplex . Covers ONE..... TWO........ KICKOUT by the Executioner. I don't know how he found that much in him, be he was able to kickout before the three count. The Ultimate Dragon thought he was going to be an easy pin also, after the fall he took. He lifts him up SWINGING NECKBREAKER. Another cover ONE....... TWO........ THR....NO Kristi was able to get the Executioners foot on to the ropes and Worthington stopped the count. He didn't see the interference though. The Ultimate Dragon now is getting a little upset with this. STARR: He can't let himself get angry and out of his game plan. He's got the match right where he wants it and just needs now to finish it off. SB: Yeah but that beauty Kristi might have a say in that. BB: Well she has already saved one pin attempt and now she's climbing back up on the apron and she's talking to the Ultimate Dragon. SB: I'd give every penny I owned to be the Ultimate Dragon right now. She's one hot number. BB: She's got her hands on the Ultimate Dragon's chest now, and oh my get the children away from the screen because well I can't even say. SB: Be a man, and say it, she just grabbed the Ultimate Dragon's hand and let him cop a feel. It's not a mortal sin. Jeez. BB: What she's really doing is giving the Executioner, her man, some time to regroup. STARR: The Ultimate Dragon is surprising me a little bit here. I'd think he'd be more the type to get the job done in the ring and not be taken with the "Extracurricular" activities. BB: Well he better be careful because the Executioner is starting to get to his feet and he's coming up from behind Double Axe-handle NO..... NO..... AT THE LAST SECOND The Ultimate Dragon moves aside and The Executioner just hit the Deathdoll. SB: I'll kill him, let me at him. STARR: It looks like he was able to hold back a little when he saw who he was going to hit, but it still knocked her right off the ring apron and she's on the arena floor. SB: I've got to go down there and make sure she's OK. She might need mouth to mouth. BB: You'll do nothing of the kind. The Executioner meanwhile doesn't now what to do. He's just staring at what he's done. The Dragon meanwhile grabs him from behind and rolls him up ONE...... TWO........ THREE....... HE GOT HIM. In the Executioner's confusion and concern over the Deathdoll, he didn't realize what was going on in the ring and that cost him big time. STARR: Ironic that she was trying to distract The Ultimate Dragon but in the end it was the exact opposite that cost her man to lose. SB: LOOK WHO*S COMING OUT !!!!! BB: That*s Mark Windham. There has been something going on as of late between Kristi and Mark Windham and apparently he is coming out to see how she*s doing. The Executioner is not at all happy and he*s standing between Windham and Kristi. The two of them are exchanging some heated words and look Windham keeps pointing at Kristi. I wonder what*s being said down there. STARR: It looks like these two could square off any second and they are both forgetting that the lady is lying on the ground, obviously hurt to at least some degree. BB: Finally we've got a bunch of security out here, separating the two of them and a medic attending to Kristi. She's getting to her feet on her own, so it doesn't look to be that she's very hurt. That's a good thing though, but one has to wonder what's going on with Kristi, Windham and Executioner. SB: Maybe Windham isn't so "happily married" BB: You know Sammy you have got to be the most classless perverted announcer in the business. SB: That's why everyone loves me. BB: Somehow I don't think so. The first round marches on, with another pair of impressive wrestlers here in the CSWA. Clint "Critical Mass" Collins has looked good so far in his short stay in the CSWA and I think that most people are familiar with the awesome power of Theodore N. Titus or as he's commonly referred to TNT. Both of these guys can display a lot of power and it will be interesting to see who can prevail in this match. STARR: It will be an interesting display of power, but it will be questionable to see if these guys can continue on far into the tournament if they are going to pound it out with each other in this first round. BB: Well, we're set to begin, so I guess we will soon see. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Winners Bracket TNT v. Clint "Critical Mass" Collins ************************************************************ STARR: TNT has been a big success for the Big Brain in the NWC over the last few years and it will be interesting to see how well he adapts to the slightly different style of wrestling that's seen here in the CSWA. BB: Although that difference has to be smaller now. STARR: Oh yeah, of course. More and more people are becoming "cross-overs". At some point in time, Julius Godreign, Anarky, Mark Windsor, Ultimate Dragon, Ultimate Defender, TNT, Grim Reaper, Attaxx, Heartbreaker, myself and I'm sure several others wrestled in the NWC or still wrestle there now. So the different leagues have seen more of each other, multi-promotion wrestlers once considered taboo, are now the standard. BB: OK, TNT and Collins are set to square off, Collar and Elbow lock up and both men quickly fight to gain the upper advantage. Neither seems to be able to get the better and the two of them break off and do a little bit of a stare down. SB: I'll be back later. BB: Sammy where are you going ? SB: Too go find SOMEPLACE that will give me a drink. BB: Your incredible. Back to the action, Collins and TNT again go to lock up, this time though TNT with a big kick to the midsection to an unsuspecting Clint. Follows it up with a big uppercut and Irish whips him into the corner Collins hits so hard he comes back out of the corner and TNT is there with a HIGH BACK BODY DROP. Collins back to his feet and he's clobbered by a TNT clothesline. Collins out to the arena floor to regroup. STARR: An impressive start for TNT and he appears to be capitalizing on the relative inexperience of Clint Collins, which is probably the big man's biggest weakness right now. BB: Well this is only his third match here in the CSWA and we have no record of his having wrestled before this league, so he may be a true rookie. To be thrown into a huge situation like that I guess it's understandable. Collins now back into the ring to stop the referee's count. Collins and TNT set to start again, This time the Collar and Elbow has Collins with the upper hand and he locks TNT into a sideheadlock. TNT with a huge power move lifts up Collins right off the ground and powers him down with a nasty Side Suplex. STARR: TNT has certainly showed that he's got the power to be someone respected, I guess that time spent as a Football player certainly helped out. BB: Collins back to his feet and TNT is right there. Grabs him and whips him to the ropes, Running Clothesline and Collins is back down to the canvas. TNT right on him and locks him up in a headlock. STARR: He's trying to wear him down now, which is a good idea. It gives TNT a chance to keep his strength and at the same time make Collins more vulnerable to attack and the loss. SB: Jeez, there's not a person in here that will sell me a drink, I can't believe it. Not only that but they told me that if I go outside the arena they wouldn't let me back in. When I asked them if they knew who I was, they said most definitely and that's why they wouldn't let me back. I got that Security officers badge number and I'm demanding that the joke Commissioner fire him. BB: Well nice of you to join us back in the booth. Feel free to stay a while. SB: Hey Starr want to do me a favor and just hobble on down the concession stand and get me a beer at least ? BB: SAMMY SHOW SOME CLASS. STARR: Hey that's all right Bill, I didn't come here expecting much from Sammy, so at least he's meeting expectations. SB: See I meet expectations, see Billy I love you man. STARR: I'm not getting you a Bud Lite. BB: If we could possibly return to the ring action, TNT has had Clint "Critical Mass" Collins wrapped up tightly in that headlock for quite a while now, and at this point it looks like the referee is starting to check if maybe Collins has had enough. STARR: No one would submit without the fear of permanent physical injury, after all this is a title tournament. SB: You mean like a broken neck maybe ? BB: SAMMY. I can't believe you. You have to be one of the most classless people that I have ever seen. Billy I'm sorry. STARR: No big deal. I'm actually getting used to him. BB: Collins now trying hard to muster the strength to get to his feet, but TNT's grip on him is overwhelming. Collins trying to get up, but TNT shifts and sends him back crashing to the canvas, applying more pressure. SB: He should just give it up, so we can move on to our next match. BB: I don't think he's going to give up, what he's doing now is moving towards the ropes, which they are close to now that they had that second spill to the canvas. Collins slowly reaching out, he's trying to get to it. The Big Brain is over there getting a little close to the action so to speak, but he's not doing a thing yet. Collins just inches away. He's got it. The referee is calling for the break, but TNT continues. Finally on the four count he breaks the hold and gets back to his feet. Collins on the other hand is much slower to get back to his feet. STARR: That was the plan, take away some of his air, slow him down, weaken him up. SB: I could have told you that. BB: TNT fires a chop into the chest of Collins, and follows it up with a second one. Irish Whips him across the ropes and the two collide in the center of the ring. Neither budging much. TNT now looks a little angry and now he goes to the ropes and charges at Collins AGAIN they meet square in the middle of the ring but neither man is able to gain an advantage. TNT going to the ropes a third time for another shoulder block NO SPINEBUSTER BY CLINT COLLINS. SB: What's that about a well ? STARR: Actually a good point Sammy. TNT let himself be worked up into the whole physical intimidation factor and didn't remember to stick to his wrestling skills. He wanted to nail him and send him down, but instead feel into a trap. BB: TNT back to his feet, and he's met by a running clothesline by Clint Collins. Collins finally getting the chance to show some offense. He's got TNT to his feet, SNAP SUPLEX. Right on top of him continuing his attack and nails him with a BIG BODY SLAM. TNT real slow back to his feet and when he does rise he's met by a Shoulder Block which this time is more effective then the ones a few seconds ago. TNT stumbling but not falling. Collins right in after him and continues the attack with an Inverted Atomic Drop. SB: That had to hurt. BB: You know Sammy sometimes I really wonder why your here. TNT still up on his feet but barely at that. He's backed into the corner and using the ropes to hold himself up. Collins follows him in and works over the midsection with a series of lefts and rights. Whips him across to the other corner BIG SPLASH. TNT falls flat on his face. Collins roles him over and goes for the cover. ONE........ TWO.........THR---KICKOUT. TNT is somehow able to stay off that pin attempt, but he's still in a world of trouble. Collins now going to the corner and he's going to the top. STARR: Not a real good move for a man of his size, I don't know what he's thinking. BB: He's up to the top but the Big Brain just shook the ropes. Collins loses his balance and drops straight down onto the ring post. That must have seriously hurt and Sammy don't you say a word or use that mock voice again. SB: You don't let me have any fun. BB: Collins still straddling that top rope and TNT still trying to see what's going on and get to his feet. He's up and gets a load of the situation and comes into the corner where Collins is. He climbs up to the middle rope and sets him up, SUPERPLEX NO He can't get him up. He tries again, but still Collins is able to block it. Left hand by Collins, and another TNT losing his balance, a Third Straight fist from Collins and TNT falls back to the canvas. "Critical Mass" not wasting time on the ropes this time, quickly gets back up on his feet and dives at TNT Flying Elbow Drop right on the chin. Cover ONE TWO KICKOUT AGAIN. SB: Neither man looks like they are ready to give up yet, just like I'm determined to get my hands on something to drink before this night is through. BB: Collins back to his feet and grabs a slow to rise TNT and flips him right up POWERBOMB......NAILS IT. ONE...... TWO......... THREEEEE. It's over, a hard fought match ends in a victory for Clint "Critical Mass" Collins. STARR: It's a tough loss for TNT though and will be a big setback for him for the rest of the tournament. This gives him a couple of extra matches, after a real tough first match with Collins. SB: Did someone say a Tom Collins ? I'll take one, make it a double. BB: You know Sammy, you have got to be kidding. SB: Your right Bill, it's not my normal drink. BB: I don't even want to discuss it. Fans we've got one more first round match to give you in the Greensboro Tournament, two men that have made statements all around the wrestling world and will square off here to settle some of their differences. STARR: Both of these men are considered possible contenders not only to win this title, but to make a much bigger splash. I know that Xavier Virile is considered by the Unified Championship Committee to be a top member and he's held titles in several different leagues around the Wrestling World. BB: Do you think that he was tougher as Mirror Image, when he adapted his opponents style ? STARR: No, not at all. He's found his own style now and sometimes quite honestly he didn't fully adapt when he was facing some opponents. But I will say that the effort has to have paid dividends for him. He had an incredible arsenal of moves that had to be at his command to be able to emulate some of the wrestlers that he did. It will wind up as a positive for him, but he's better off as his own wrestler. BB: And his opponent is someone who's been making a name for himself around the wrestling world as of late, "Mr. Suicide" Scottie Vai. It will be interesting to see these two men face off. Let's take it down to Ruharb for the introductions. ------------------------------------------------------------ RJ: This next match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit, it is a Greensboro Tournament Match. To my left, "The Original" Xavier Virile. His opponent from Boston, Massachusetts "Mr. Suicide" Scottie Vai <> ------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Winners Bracket "Mr. Suicide" Scottie Vai v. "The Original" Xavier Virile ************************************************************ BB: These two men have had some strong words for each other in the days leading up to this tournament so it will be quite interesting to see them go head to head, especially this early in the tournament. These men are ready to lock up, collar and elbow, wristlock by Virile, quickly reversed by Scottie Vai. Virile with a spin move to reverse again. Scottie Vai now trying to reverse again, but Xavier has him in. Vai reaches underneath and pulls out Virile's leg. Virile to the canvas, and with his free leg boots Vai right in the backside which sends Vai to the ropes. STARR: Both men coming out quickly trying to establish maybe a little bit of a technical advantage. This match should be one of the real fun ones to watch. BB: Both men back to their feet now and ready to start off again, lock up a second time and Vai quickly grabs Virile in a sideheadlock. Xavier with a quick shrug off sends Vai to the ropes, Vai on the return but a Leap Frog by Virile. Vai continues to the far side and returns again, Virile dives to the ground and Vai runs over and continues back to the ropes again, Virile drops and Monkey Flip's Scottie Vai over and to the canvas. Scottie Vai back to his feet and is immediately met by a big Xavier Virile drop kick. Both men quickly back to their feet and Virile grabs Scottie Vai and sends him for a Ride with an Irish Whip. Vai off the ropes, Flying Cross Body Block. ONE Kickout by Virile and both men again are up to their feet. SB: These two guys are just fooling around with each other, and wasting my time. Let's see some real action. BB: Vai and Virile lock up again, this time Vai sends Xavier for the whip, Virile to the ropes, single leg takedown by Scottie. Right back up to their feet though, Arm Drag by Vai sends Virile back to the canvas. Xavier up again and this time it's a Hip Toss which puts him right back on the canvas. Virile a little slower to get up this time and when he does he's met with a spinning kick which sends him staggering to the corner. Vai follows him in with a big splash. Virile takes a couple of steps out of the corner and falls flat on his face. Scottie Vai to the ropes, he's climbing up top MOONSAULT He nails it. Rolls over Xavier Virile ONE....... TWO....... THR-NO. Xavier Virile manages to Kickout somehow. STARR: Well he took quite an impact from Scottie on that Moonsault, but this guy didn't get to be a top contender for the Unified Championship by giving up that easily. BB: Well Scottie Vai is back to his feet and he's dragging up Xavier Virile. Picks him up VERTICAL SUPLEX . Holds him up there for a few seconds and then sends him crashing down to the canvas. Another cover ONE..... TWO....... KICKOUT AGAIN. Scottie Vai is starting to get angry now. He grabs Virile and tosses him right over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Vai now going up to the top rope, he's going to oh my he leaps at Virile who's on the arena floor...... VIRILE MOVED... HE Got out of the way. Scottie Vai goes crashing into the ring barrier. STARR: It looks like he hit his leg on that barrier real hard. SB: Really, who would have thought. He jumps from what 20 feet up ? BB: Well Scottie Vai is certainly withering around on the arena floor and Xavier Virile is getting a little bit of rest to recompose himself. SB: Look how Scottie Vai is holding his leg. He hurt his knee I think. STARR: Thank you Doctor Benson. BB: Virile now getting back to his feet, moves over towards Vai. Lifts him up, and slams him into the ring barrier again. Vai back to the floor. Virile now realizing that the referee is counting, rolls back into the ring just long enough to break the count. Virile now back to the Vai and brings him back up to his feet again. Gets him back to his feet and you can clearly see how Vai is limping. Xavier rolls him back into the ring and follows him in. STARR: This is where Xavier's many skills should come in very handy. When you get an advantage like this, it's best to keep working it and wear down that injured part. SB: Not only that, but he'll also get rid of the threat that Scottie Vai makes it back to see him again in the finals. STARR: Good point. SB: I know. BB: Virile now going to work on that injured leg. Spinning Toe Hold, and lets it go. Lifts the leg back up and does it again. STARR: I think he's setting him up for a submission hold that will end it. BB: Virile now, lines him up and drops his own knee right into the side of Scottie's and you can see the agony on the face of Scottie Vai. SB: He should give up now and try to rest for the next rounds. BB: Xavier Virile now going to lock in the figure four, BOOT by Vai to his rear end though sends him to the ropes. STARR: Don't count this kid out yet, he's got a lot of Heart and you can hear how these fans are getting behind him. Listen to the chant of Scottie Scottie that's the kind of reaction that can really drive a man to do exceptional things. BB: Vai now trying to get back to his feet and you can see how uncertain he is about that injured leg. He's just about up, and doesn't really look like he's able to do much with it. VIRILE CLIPS IT. He clipped out that knee and sends Vai back to the canvas with a new shot of pain. Virile now quickly locks in the Figure Four. HE'S GOT IT. SB: This one is history. BB: The referee is asking Xavier Virile if he's ready to submit by Scottie Vai is clearly shaking his head no. He's not going to give up this easy. STARR: I've seen Scottie Vai in a few wrestling federations and I don't think that I've ever seen him actually submit. SB: There's a first for everything. STARR: Of course there is, that explains how you actually made an interesting comment or two tonioght, but I'm saying that I don't see him giving up that easy. BB: Well he's taking Virile's Figure Four now and he's not showing signs of giving up yet. The fans are still very much behind him, urging him to make it to the ropes, which unfortunately aren't that close. STARR: Even if he doesn't give up, and actually wins this match, what is he going to have to offer in the second round to Clint "Critical Mass" Collins. SB: For that matter what will he have for TNT if he loses ? Either way he might not be able to accomplish much in this tournament. BB: The referee again asking if Scottie Vai wants to submit. And Again Scottie says no. STARR: This is really taking a toll on him though, he's really in trouble. BB: Vai's shoulders are now down. The referee counts ONE.... TWO..... NO. Vai lifts his arm back up. He's got it back on the canvas ONE....... TWO....... NO AGAIN as Scottie Vai is able to get that shoulder back up off the canvas. STARR: It looks like he's just conserving his strength a little bit. It's easier to just lie back for a few seconds then constantly hold one arm off the canvas BB: Vai now, trying to roll it over, can he do it can he get the reverse YES....... NO..... Xavier Virile is able to keep the momentum going and roll right through so that he is still has the upper hand. STARR: But look how close they are to the ropes now. Vai hasn't really noticed. BB: He looks over now and sees that he can more or less get to the ropes, he's reaching but falling just an inch or two short. SB: Short ? Inches ? No no.. not the midgets again. BB: It's not the midgets Sammy, calm down. Vai trying to get that extra little bit that he needs to get to the ropes he's got it. Worthington forces the break. STARR: Virile back to his feet, but Scottie Vai isn't going to be able to get up anytime soon. BB: Virile back to work on Scottie Vai, scoops him up big Body Slam. Covers ONE TW-Kickout by Vai. Virile grabs him back up, Slingshot Suplex That might be it...... ONE..... TWO....... THR-NO KICKOUT again by Scottie Vai. Virile back to work now on the leg, he wraps up that knee in some kind of leglock that I don't think I've ever seen before. SB: Well Mister Starr wrestler, why don't you tell us what that move is ? STARR: From the looks of it, painful. BB: That it certainly appears to be, but still Scottie Vai refuses to give up. He is sticking it out, holding on barely it appears at this point. STARR: He's taking a lot of punishment between the leg injury and the consistent attack of Xavier Virile. He's going to be in big trouble, no matter what side of the bracket he winds up on after this. SB: He might just have to go home and wait till he's got some more experience. STARR: Like I said, don't expect him to give up on anything, anytime soon. BB: Xavier Virile let's go of that leglock, and grabs him back to his feet again. PERFECT PLEX..... ONE..... TWO...... THREE..... He got the win and will advance to face Critical Mass in the second round later on. STARR: Give a lot of credit to Scottie Vai, he took a lot of damage in that one and refused to give up. He kept going on, and even though he got pinned he's got to be a winner in the fans eyes. BB: Fans the Greensboro Title Tournament will continue later on tonight. The next matches you will see, will be the winners bracket second round. Rocky Ford Meloneer will meet up with the Ultimate Dragon and in the other match it will be Clint "Critical Mass" Collins taking on the man who just won this last match, "Primetime" Xavier Virile. After that we will have some of the losers bracket matches. STARR: Since we're getting away from the Greensboro Tournament matches, I just want to let you know that I'm going to be leaving the booth area. My Doctors don't want me to overexert myself, so I'll be heading to the back to relax a little. BB: Well we have enjoyed having you hear so far, and hope that you will be up to joining us a little later on when the Greensboro Continues. STARR: Certainly. SB: Later Cripple. You know Bill, I used to like him, but this new holier then thou attitude is kind of sickening. BB: You know Sammy something is clearly wrong with you. You'll be leaving the booth also Sammy for our next set of matches. SB: Huh, what ? BB: That's right, because up next we will have the first round of the CSWWA Ladies Enterprises World Championship Tournament and Commissioner A.J. has clearly stated that you lack the professionalism to be a commentator for those matches. SB: How dare he. I can call a match just the same, even if they have hooters. He wants me out of the booth, well I'm going to go storm up to his office then. BB: Why don't you go do that, because your going to have to vacate this booth so that Billy Buckley the newly hired CSWWA announcer will be in the booth to do the color commentary for the CSWWA matches. SB: Sure, I know that you had something to do with this. You just want to get rid of me. But you can count on me returning, and if Commissioner A.J. doesn't think that I can be "PROFESSIONAL" wait till he gets a load of what I do before this is all over. BB: Sammy, you really need to calm down and not do anything drastic. SB: I'm getting sick of this guy and can't wait for the new owners. I don't care who it is or how many tables they put CSWA announcers through. BB: Well Sammy that's certainly your opinion, and you are entitled to one. But that doesn't change the fact that you are going to leave the broadcast center and we will have a new color man here in a few seconds. ************************************************************ CSWWA LADIES ENTERPRISES WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT Suzy Q v. Lisa Marie ************************************************************ BB: We are ready for the first match of the new CSWWA, as both Suzy Q and Lisa Marie are in the ring. Lisa Marie is a newcomer to the world of professional wrestling and Suzy Q is an accomplished star who has made a mark in the NWC. Like I said a few minutes ago, we are joined with the first signed CSWWA announcer, Billy Buckley. ByB: Thanks for having me here, although I can't quite figure out why Sammy Benson was removed from this assignment. Ha ha ha ha. BB: Well it seems obvious for most of us. These two gals are ready to lock up and the CSWWA is underway. ByB: Well it's sort of on it's way. After all this is the CSWA pay per view. BB: That change was made by Commissioner A.J. to ENSURE that viewers got the opportunity to see this event and not worry about the two events being held so close together time wise. Since the Fish Fund spectacular was already going to be one of wrestling's biggest events, why not add the Ladies World Title Tournament. ByB: OK, I see your point. BB: Suzy Q and Lisa lock up, Suzy Q with the advantage and she gets Lisa in arm bar. Lisa Marie tries to reverse, but Suzy is able to apply more pressure and bring her down to her knee. Lisa Marie struggling to get back to her feet, again tries to reverse the hold, but it rebuffed again and sent back to her knees with the additional leverage applied by Suzy Q. ByB: So far it's been interesting to see the more seasoned veteran come right out and use wear down holds like an arm bar on the rookie. This tournament will be long enough and there will be time for some fast paced action, so Suzy is wise in holding back on that and slowly but surely weakening her opponent. BB: Lisa Marie now getting back to her feet and instead of trying another reverse, she changes her tactic and backs Suzy Q to the ropes. Clean break and the two competitors turn and face off again. Lisa Marie grabs Suzy and whips her to the ropes, Suzy on the return nails her with a shoulderblock that has Lisa reeling backwards. Suzy follows up and clotheslines Lisa Marie back to the canvas. Suzy grabs Lisa Marie as she's getting to her feet Snap Suplex. Suzy grabs her by the head and brings her back up, snap mare followed by a reverse chinlock. ByB: Again you can see the experience showing through for Suzy Q. After all this is the NWC Ladies World Heavyweight Champion. You don't expect her to be anything less then at the top. BB: Well the NWC certainly has been a hot bed of talent in ladies wrestling over the years, so your right on that matter. Right now she's clearly in control of this match, wearing down Lisa Marie piece by piece. Lisa back to her feet now, Suzy has moved that chinlock into a side headlock. But still she's being effective in controlling her opponent. Lisa Marie though with a nice display of power takes Suzy right off her feet and comes crashing down with a side suplex. Both girls a little slow to their feet, but Lisa Marie is quick to try and keep this new found advantage. Irish Whip's Suzy to the ropes, on the reverse Sunset Flip ONE..... TWO....... KICKOUT By Lisa Marie. Almost a quick pin by Suzy Q. ByB: So far Suzy looks really good, and I'm not talking like Sammy when I say that. BB: I knew that a reference had to be made before it was all over. Both wrestlers back up off the canvas and ready to go at it again. So far this match has been mostly Suzy Q on the offensive as the rookie Lisa Marie seems to be a little bit bewildered in her first match here. ByB: Well this is her first match and it's at the Big Fish Fund Pay Per View and she's fighting a World Champion, in the first ever CSWWA match, in the first match of the tournament. Who wouldn't be a little bit shell shocked. BB: Suzy Q with the advantage scoops up Lisa Marie and slams her down on to the canvas. She's really in control now.. She's got Lisa Marie ready, back up to her feet.. Here comes a Suplex NO SMALL PACKAGE ONE TW-KICKOUT. Suzy looks a little surprised at that one, and Lisa Marie follows it up with a big hip toss. Suzy back up and is met by another hip toss. Up again, and this time she takes a step away to let the momentum die out a little, but Lisa Marie isn't having any of it. Drop kick sends Suzy to the canvas. She's right back up, another drop kick, but this time Suzy was ready for it and steps aside. ByB: The enthusiasm that Lisa Marie had was good, but she let it take control there for a second and tried to carry it a little far. BB: Lisa Marie back to her feet but Suzy is waiting for her. Whips her to the ropes, Cross Body Block. ONE KICKOUT. Lisa Marie showing that she still has some fight in her yet. Suzy drags her back up to her feet, whips her to the ropes again FRANK-N-STEINER. ONE...... TWO..... KICKOUT again by Lisa Marie. ByB: She's showing a lot of heart here, but I don't see much chance of her surviving this match and moving on in the tournament. BB: Suzy Q again brings Lisa Marie up to her feet, and this time catches her with a crushing swinging neckbreaker. That could be it ONE....... TWO...... THR- NO. I don't believe it. Lisa Marie has taken a substantial amount of punishment in this match and still keeps fighting on determined to stay in the match. ByB: Maybe she shouldn't though. Come back to fight another day. BB: Both ladies back to their feet again, this time a big drop kick by Suzy sends Lisa reeling to the ropes, Suzy follows up pushes her off the ropes and sends her for the ride. Lisa returns BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONE...... TWO........ THREE........ Suzy Q with the big win here in the first round of the Tournament ByB: Like I said, Suzy Q just has too much experience and ability for a rookie in a match of this importance. It will be interesting to see just how far Suzy Q will be able to go and if she will be able to compete the double of the two World Championships, The Enterprises and The NWC. BB: Well we will soon find out, there are six matches left in this tournament but there are some tough obstacles that will remain in her path to be the champion. Fans let's take you right now to our next match, with another of Ladies Wrestling true superstars. ************************************************************ CSWWA LADIES ENTERPRISES WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT Queen Sonya v. Diamond Marien Christopher ************************************************************ ByB: Last match you saw the NWC World Champion, well now you will see the other top notch NWC wrestler that's appearing here in the CSWWA. Queen Sonya is perhaps one of the most well known female wrestler in the world, not to mention one of the most talented. It will be interesting to see how she does facing new challenges, as in this first round match against Diamond Marien Christopher. BB: Well I'm sure that all the fans are aware that these two very nearly came to blows well before the pay per view, when they stood face to face at the interview stand. ByB: Luckily nothing happened at that time, but you can be sure that these two will be ready to make the most out of this match now that they have their chance to get it on. BB: The bell rings and this one is started. Both girls furiously out to start and this isn't wrestling fans. This is an old fashion brawl. Look at these two go. They are exchanging punches and karate chops back and forth. Neither side willing to show the pain of the blows and neither lady willing to back down. Diamond Marien with the advantage now it seems. ByB: Well she's a big girl. Over Six Feet tall and damn near two hundred pounds. It will be tough for Queen Sonya to try and brawl with her all night. BB: Diamond now landing more punches then her opponent and she's backed Queen Sonya into the corner. Eye Rake by Queen Sonya though, slows down the attack of Diamond Marien Christopher. ByB: Let me just say that Queen Sonya is one of the cagiest, smartest wrestlers in the world today. Look for her to take those little "advantages" any time that she can get them through the entire match and the entire tournament. BB: Well she's taking advantage of that eye rake now as she turns the tables and begins to land some punishing blows of her own on the big Diamond. She's got her reeling now, grabs her, Irish Whip to the ropes clothesline sends Diamond down to the canvas. She's back up to her feet but the Queen was waiting right there for her and quickly scoops her up and slams her to the ground. ByB: That's quite an accomplishment considering that Diamond Marien Christopher is not a small girl. BB: Queen Sonya continuing to work on her advantage here, she's got Christopher back to her feet, grabs her in a headlock, moves it to the ropes and she's choking her with the top rope. The referee is telling her to break and counts to four, and Queen Sonya breaks the hold. Not for long though as she quickly does it again, but only for a four count. Irish Whip now by Sonya, reversal by Diamond and the Queen takes the ride the return, Flying Forearm by Queen Sonya. She covers ONE...... TW-Kickout. ByB: It will take more of an effort to get to the second round, but you can give "her majesty" the credit for trying to capitalize on the momentum. BB: Diamond Marien back to her feet again, a little slower this time and Queen Sonya is there to match up again. Irish Whip by Queen and this time its' Diamond that goes to the ropes. Returns and is met by a big drop kick by the Queen. Diamond back to her feet, and is met by another drop kick. ByB: Right now this match is clearly Queen Sonya s. That's the experience showing through. She's working at her pace and keeping the match going exactly how she wants it. BB: Well Queen Sonya now clearly in control here, grabs Diamond by the hair and is dragging her back to her feet again. Wait, Roll Up by Diamond ONE...... T-Kickout. Both girls back up to their feet really quick and Diamond scoops her up for a big Body Slam. Queen back to her feet and Diamonds going for another Body Slam NO Queen Sonya rakes those eyes again and Diamond Marien Christopher looks like that one really hurt. ByB: I don't think she can see what's going on. She got poked right in the eyes. Queen Sonya taking advantage of this now, she's sneaking around the ring almost, waiting for the right opportunity to strike. Look at Diamond, she doesn't even know where Queen is. BB: Well she's right behind her and grabs her quickly, BACK SUPLEX. Diamond right back to her feet and is met by a big clothesline that sends her right over the top rope and down hard to the arena floor. What's Sonya doing, she's on the outside now and she's got a chair in her hand. She's coming from behind Diamond and Tia Bonds, Diamond Marien Christopher's manager is yelling for her to turn around. She does and smack into that chair held by Queen Sonya. Sonya drops the chair onto the floor and grabs Diamond. DDT RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR..... OH... MY... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. Diamond Marien Christopher is a mess. She's bleeding profusely and Queen Sonya is loving it. She rolls back into the ring and Tia Bonds is over to see just how badly her charge has been injured. The referee is beginning the count to count out Christopher. ONE...... TWO........ THREE....... FOUR....... FIVE....... SIX..... SEVEN..... Queen Sonya now gets in front of the referee and begins to harass Tia Bonds. ByB: I can more or less tell you what she's saying and it's not just because I'm here replacing Sammy. BB: What are you talking about ? ByB: You mean you haven't heard the lesbian stories ? BB: No. ByB: Supposedly Tia Bonds and Diamond Marien Christopher are as Sammy would say BB: DON'T. ByB: You don't even know what I was going to say. BB: I don't have to, if it's something Sammy would say then it's something I don't want to hear. Those rumors are unconfirmed and we don't need to be spreading them around here and now. Right now Diamond Marien is in a lot of trouble. Tia Bonds is trying to help her to her feet. The referee is beginning again to count her out, but it looks like she will at least be able to get into the ring. ByB: What for ? Look at how badly she's bleeding and how much she's relying on tia for support to even stand. BB: I don't know, maybe to prove a point, but anyway you look at it she just rolled back into the ring. Queen Sonya wastes no time, stomping on that opened forehead of Diamond Marien. She drags Diamond to her feet by her hair and viciously jams her thumb into that open wound. Irish Whips her to the ropes, and wraps her into the sleeper hold. this may be it. ByB: With all the blood lost to begin with, consciousness is difficult. Add in the effects of this Sleeper Hold and I don't think she will be able to hold on. BB: Worthington checks the arm, but it's still strong enough to hold on. ByB: Look at tia Bonds yelling words of encouragement to her wrestler, hoping that it will somehow bring her the strength to get through this. BB: I don't think so though, Diamond Marien has dropped down now, she's on her knees actually she's more or less sitting on the canvas. Worthington checks again, and the arm drops limp. A second time, and again no reaction. A third time and it's over. Diamond Marien has no reaction she's asleep. Queen Sonya though is refusing to let the hold go. She's still got it clutched in. ByB: Look at Worthington he's counting to five. BB: Maybe he'll disqualify Queen Sonya. No, Sonya finally releases the hold. ByB: Oh my though, look at that second round match that has been created. Suzy Q versus Queen Sonya. two of the finest that the NWC has to offer and maybe the two finest in this event. BB: Before that though, we've still got a couple of first round matches left to do. Let's not push ahead too fast. ByB: that's right and the matches that are left aren't exactly involving the worst that wrestling has to offer. We will still see two first round matches with top notch quality. BB: Let's not keep the fans waiting, the action here tonight at Fish Fund must move right along. ************************************************************ CSWWA LADIES ENTERPRISES WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT "Knockout" Tina Tycoon v. "Stone Cold" Stephanie Conner ************************************************************ BB: Tycoon is another of these ladies that made a living in the NWC for quite a while. ByB: Well it's clearly the hotbed of professional ladies wrestling and it's what the CSWWA should try and become. The top notch quality wrestlers, facing each other on a weekly basis. BB: Well we are certainly on our way with this crop of eight ladies that are in the tournament to crown the first champion. This next match underway is another involving two very talented females. They are ready now to lock up, Stephanie with the advantage, gets the advantage and has Tina Tycoon in a side head lock. Tina Tycoon pushes her back to the ropes and whips her across. Conners on the return, shoulder block and Tina Tycoon goes down to the canvas. She's right back up and now she goes to the ropes, mid ring collision and again it's Tina Tycoon that goes to the floor. ByB: She looks like she's getting a little aggravated out there, and that's when your likely to make more mistakes. She should try and keep her cool and find weaknesses with Stone Cold Stephanie Conner, instead of getting pissed off at her early failure to assert a physical dominance. BB: Tina is up again and once again she goes to the ropes, off again, single leg takedown by Stephanie Conner. Both ladies right back to their feet, Drop Kick by Conner sends Tina flying back into the corner, Irish Whips her across comes in with a Big Splash. Cover ONE....... TWO....... KICKOUT by Tina Tycoon. ByB: We almost had a quick win as Stone Cold Stephanie Conner is wasting no time in getting on her opponent and taking it to her. She has been very vocal since coming to the CSWWA and we can surely expect big things from her. BB: Both ladies now back to their feet and again it's Stone Cold Stephanie Conner with the advantage. She's got Tina Tycoon and whips her to the ropes. Tycoon back, SUNSET FLIP...... ONE....... TWO....... KICKOUT By Conner. ByB: What a Shock that would have been, Stephanie Conner with the clear advantage almost suffered a rather surprising upset. Luckily she was able to Kickout in time, but you could tell that the Sunset Flip totally caught her by surprise. BB: She's back up now and she's the one that looks a little upset now. She begins working over Tina Tycoon with a series of lefts and rights, punches and chops, really punishing Tina Tycoon. Scoops her up.. Body Slam sends Tina crashing to the mat. Stephanie follows up quickly by dropping an elbow. Tina Tycoon slow to her feet, and she's met by a big drop kick by Stone Cold Stephanie. ByB: Stephanie Conner right now looks to be one of the most dominant wrestlers I have ever seen in the ring. Man or woman, it's not like she's fighting some loser. This is one of the eight ladies that were signed to compete for the World Championship. BB: Tina Tycoon really needs to find some way to get back into this and start fighting back. She rolls outside the ring, looking for a chance to catch her breath and regroup. Stephanie Conner though, is right out behind her and she's now chasing Tina Tycoon around the outside of the ring. Tycoon rolls back into the ring, followed by Stephanie, but Tina was waiting for her. She starts stomping on her head as Stephanie rolls into the ring, pounding away. ByB: This will help her, but Stephanie Conner is so fresh in this, that she's going to need more then that. BB: Conner fighting to get back to her feet, but Tina Tycoon is just pounding away at her. Stephanie finally to her feet but Tycoon is quick to snap her over with an incredibly fast suplex. Stone Cold Stephanie Conner's hits the canvas hard and Tina Tycoon is right there to get at her again. ByB: She's got to continue with this offense and not let her get a moment to rest or change the momentum. BB: Tycoon drags up Stephanie and gives her an over the knee backbreaker. We've got a cover by Tycoon ONE...... TW-Kickout by Stephanie Conner. Tina Tycoon back to her feet and meets the standing Stephanie Conner with a big boot to the midsection. She's lifting her up for a POWERBOMB, NO.... NO.... REVERSAL by Conner and she brings down Tina Tycoon with a Frank-n-Steiner. That was fantastic. ByB: That has to be one of the better moves that we've seen so far tonight, with these ladies. Everyday they are getting closer to being truly equal to their male counterparts and it's moves like that which will add more legitimacy for their cause. BB: Conner slow to rise but she's looking better then Tina Tycoon. She drags her up and Scoop Slams her to the canvas. Right on top of her, bringing her back onto her feet. Irish Whip by Conner, and she follows up with a big Flying Forearm. Conner again not letting Tina Tycoon a moment to rest up as she once again lifts up Tina from the canvas. SPINNING NECKBREAKER and Tina Tycoon is in big trouble now. ByB: Stephanie Conner is very impressive here tonight, and except for one lapse, she has really controlled this match quite well. BB: Well Conner continues on her brutal offensive by grabbing Tina Tycoon by the hair and bringing her back up to her feet. Lifts her high up and holds her in the vertical position Suplex NO.... BRAIN BUSTER. She brings Tina Tycoon down hard onto her head. This one is just about over. ByB: I'd be shocked if this wasn't it. BB: Conner doesn't look quite done though, she's grabbing Tina Tycoon back to her feet one more time, dragging her to the ropes. She's got her on the top rope, SUPERPLEX. ByB: It's over. BB: ONE...... TWO....... THREE...... Yes it is. It's over and "Stone Cold" Stephanie Conner is very impressive as she destroys her first round opponent. ByB: Stephanie Conner will be hard for anyone to handle. I wouldn't be surprised to see her fighting in the finals and possibly leaving as the first CSWWA Enterprises Ladies World Champion. She really looked that impressive and I'm looking foward to seeing her career develop both in the CSWWA and the EFW where we've learned she has also signed. BB: I'm sure that she will be a competitor to watch out for and that we could very well see her in tomorrow's final. However she must get past the winner of this next match. ByB: Very good point, no one in this tournament can really be considered an easy win. BB: Fans we are going to get down to ringside for our final first round CSWWA Ladies World Championship Tournament right now. ************************************************************ CSWWA LADIES ENTERPRISES WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT Tamara Zar v. Electra ************************************************************ BB: Electra is on her way down to ringside and is now awaiting her opponent. There appears to be some sort of delay here, I don't know what it is. So far we haven't seen Tamara Zar make her way to ringside. Can we find out what's going on here. ByB: Actually I would suppose that Tamara isn't here, but we can't get any confirmation on this. BB: Wait here comes someone down to ringside now. There she is, there is Tamara Zar now. I wonder what held her up. ByB: Whatever it is, we will certainly try to get it to you before the end of the night. BB: Well we can't worry about that now, as we are ready for the match to begin. Tamara and Electra lock up and Electra pushes her back towards the ropes. Lock up again and for a second time, Electra just pushes back Tamara towards the corner. Tamara getting upset and she charges at Electra, HIP TOSS sends Tamara crashing to the mat. Tamara back up and she looks even angrier now, as she again charges right into another HIP TOSS. Look at Zar at this point, she is livid. She's yelling at Electra and getting herself all worked up. ByB: Mind games, that's what it all works down to. BB: Well right now Electra is getting the job done on that one. She's got Tamara Zar all worked up here. Tamara back now and ready to try again. Not the charging bull routine but now she's asking for a test of strength. Both ladies hesitantly have their left arms raised and their fingers just about interlocked. KICK TO THE MIDSECTION by Tamara Zar, followed by a quick uppercut that staggers Electra and sends her towards the ropes. Quick Karate Chop by Zar followed by an Irish Whip to the far side. Electra off the ropes and is met by a big clothesline. Tamara follows that up with a bonecrushing body slam and elbow drop. ByB: She's taken back control of this thing and gotten herself calmed down a little bit. BB: She certainly has. Tamara once again lifts up Electra off the canvas, she's going for a power bomb ? ByB: No a double arm suplex. BB: Whatever it was, reversal by Electra and back body drop's her down to the canvas. Both women now on the ground. ByB: That reversal obviously was needed but Electra can't really follow up on it. BB: Both ladies now slowly getting back to their feet. Neither really appears to have a clean advantage at this point. It will be interesting who is able to dig deep and take over at this what might be a critical point in the match. ByB: Both ladies appear capable of making such a comeback. BB: Both are now getting back to their feet, each slowly and not very sure of their footing. Tina Tycoon appears to have the advantage, she comes over to Electra but NO she got nailed. Electra was waiting for her and unloaded with a big right hand when Tina Tycoon came close. Follows up with a big left hand, Tina Tycoon is reeling. Whips her to the ropes SPINEBUSTER. Cover ONE...... TWO....... KICKOUT by Tycoon. ByB: I thought that would have been the end of it, but somehow Tina Tycoon found some way to kick out after that Spine Buster. BB: Electra back now and on the offensive. She's got Tina Tycoon back to her feet again and Irish Whips her back to the ropes a second time, POWERSLAM. That might be it ONE.... TWO..... THR-NO. Again somehow Tina Tycoon is able to escape the three count by kicking out. ByB: She's barely holding on though, and I think that Electra knows it. BB: Electra climbing the ropes, she's up top now FLYING ELBOWDROP.. This should be it. ONE TWO THREE.. There it is this one is in the books. A tough match for Electra but she's through it and into the second round. ByB: What matches we will have for round Two, I can't wait for them. First of all we will have Queen Sonya take on the NWC Ladies World Champion Suzy Q and in our other match we will have "Stone Cold" Stephanie Conner taking on the lady you just saw win this match Electra. BB: Well fans we will see those second round matches on tomorrow night's portion of Fish Fund, but we will return to men's action for our next match. Remember fans still to come tonight is the continuation of the Greensboro Title Tournament, the CSWWA Ladies Enterprises World Championship Tournament, the Unification Tag-Team Match between the Enterprises World Champions and the Unified Tag-Team Champions, an Intra-Continental Championship Match, the Triangle Match AND WAR GAMES. ByB: It's certainly a full night of action here and it's just starting. BB: Your certainly right and we will see you tomorrow on for the second round of the CSWWA Matches as well as the final where the first ever Ladies Enterprises World Champion will be crowned, but now we will bring back out or regular announcer Sammy Benson and returning to the booth for more Greensboro Tournament matches will be former two time Greensboro Champion, Billy Starr. BB: Fans we are back and I'm joined again by Sammy Benson and Billy Starr, for more of the Greensboro Championship Double Elimination Tournament Matches. SB: I still don't understand why I had to leave for the Chick Matches, after all I'm a professional and those chicks don't really have the hooters like Teri does. BB: Sammy that's exactly why you were removed from the booth. The second round of the winner's bracket is set to start in a moment, we will see Rocky Ford Meloneer taking on The Ultimate Dragon and in our other winner's bracket match we will see Clint "Critical Mass" Collins take on "Primetime" Xavier Virile. STARR: These are very important matches for these competitiors because if they win, it will be their final match of the night and they will be in great position to win this thing tommorow night when the last three matches will take place. The loser will have to fight this match and two more if he hopes to make it to the final three matches that will take place as part of Day 2 of Fish Fund. BB: So these matches will certainly be of the utmost importance and it will be interesting to see who the final competitors will be for tomorrow night. SB: Yeah it sure will be, the suspense is getting to me. STARR: You know Sammy you should learn to have a little better outlook on life. SB: Just like you Billy ? All shiny and happy in that neck brace ? BB: Sammy that's quite enough. Fans let's get down to ringside as we are just about ready for our first match of the second round. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Winners Bracket R.F. Meloneer v. Ultimate Dragon ************************************************************ BB: Both men looking fresh as they had a considerable amount of time to relax after the first round, luckily this tournament has been well spaced so far. STARR: These two men are pretty well matches up. Both are about the same size, maybe an inch or two difference and all of 5-10 pounds. It'll be interesting to see how they handle this challenge. BB: They lock up and both men are fighting for a power advantage here but it's not to be found. A clean break. Both men lock up again, trying to get the advantage in the strength department but it looks like they are matches up fairly evenly. SB: Are they going to do anything but dance with each other in this match ? BB: Another lock up and this time the Ultimate Dragon is able to get the upper hand and get Rocky Ford in a wristlock. Rocky trying to power out of it, but Dragon increases the pressure and keeps the hold securely in place. STARR: Ultimate Dragon is trying to control the pace of the match and keep things in his favor. The last thing he wants to do is let Rocky Ford Meloneer get the advantage and be able to control the match. SB: Last thing he really wants to do, is be wrestling with that overgrown farmer boy. R.F. should just go back to the good old boys and pick some fruit. BB: Sammy you never stop do you. SB: Nope, that's why I get paid the big bucks. STARR: Actually I've heard that Buckley's contract is over twice as big as yours. SB: WHAT BUCKLEY. BB: No comment. Back to the action though, Ultimate Dragon is really applying pressure to the arm of Rocky Ford Meloneer, who is trying now to get to the ropes to force a break. Dragon is trying to keep him in the center of the ring, but to no avail as Meloneer reaches the ropes. STARR: Look at him trying to shake out the arm. Ultimate Dragon accomplished what he needed to do, which is take apart RF Meloneer one piece at a time. BB: Well Meloneer doesn't seem that worried about the arm right now. He's shook it out and he's ready to start back up. They lock up and this time it's RF Meloneer with a sideheadlock. Ultimate Dragon tries to power out of it, but Meloneer has it in tight and he just tightens that grip and the Ultimate Dragon falls down to his knees. SB: These two are spending more time embracing then they are actually fighting. Give me a break already and let's get some action. Sure he was a big shot when he had a Watermelon in his hand, but now he's afraid to go after the Ultimate Dragon. BB: I don't think that's what it's about Sammy, but once again your opinions are rarely based in reality. The Ultimate Dragon is trying to get back to his feet, Rocky Ford Meloneer still applying a considerable amount of pressure and doing everything in his power to stop Ultimate Dragon from getting to the ropes. He's not able to stop it though, as Ultimate Dragon is now back on his feet. SB: Come on Dragon, beat the melon out of this freak. BB: Ultimate Dragon pushing Meloneer to the ropes IRISH WHIP.. NO. Meloneer refuses to give up and wind up turning it into a Bulldog on the Dragon driving him back to the canvas. STARR: That was an incredible show of strength by Rocky Ford Meloneer. To hold on like that and force the Ultimate Dragon back to the canvas is quite impressive. So far these two are trying to prove superiority by controlling the match and setting the pace. SB: Well one of them should make the pace a little quicker. I've seen dances that have more pain. BB: I've seen you dance, and let me say that doesn't surprise me. STARR: Me either. SB: HEY!!! BB: Ultimate Dragon is again trying to get to his feet, and the RF Meloneer is still doing anything in his power to keep him on the canvas. Dragon though, fighting valiantly is up on his knees now. You can see he's getting himself pumped up. Elbows Meloneer in the midsection, a second elbow and Meloneer is loosening up that grip. Dragon now to his feet and nails Meloneer again with a big closed right hand to the head. Meloneer now totally lost his grip and the Dragon is getting pumped up. Scoops up Rocky Ford and slams him hard to the canvas. Meloneer slow to get back to his feet and the Dragon runs to the ropes. He comes off the ropes just as Meloneer is getting to his feet FLYING FOREARM. They go crashing to the canvas, Dragon hooks the leg. ONE....... TW-KICKOUT. STARR: It's going to take more then that to beat someone like Rocky Ford Meloneer. Even with the momentum and the surprise element. SB: What he needs is a nice big watermelon to the side of the head. Knock some sense into the fool. Does her know who he messed with when he attacked me. I'm getting a lawyer you know. Hey Billy, no any good lawyers, I remember you throwing around legal documents a few months back. STARR: Sure, but with your salary I don't think you can afford them. Maybe Buckley will lend you some money. BB: Him ? Not a chance.. He never pays people back. The Ultimate Dragon is continuing on the offensive, he's got Rocky Ford Meloneer back to his feet again, Irish Whips him to the ropes and follows behind him and crushes him with a running shoulder tackle. STARR: Rocky is starting to feel the effects of the Dragon and he's looking a little worse now. BB: Ultimate Dragon not letting up for a second as he pulls Rocky Ford right back to his feet and nails him with a Snap Suplex. Here's another cover.. ONE.. TWO.. KICKOUT. Right back on top of the action the Ultimate Dragon grabs him right back to his feet and traps him with a Full Nelson. SB: Come on Dragon Finish him off. Rocky Ford Meloneer is a wimp, he's going to give up here. STARR: Don't be so sure of that, I think it's going to take more before someone will give up the winners bracket of this tournament. BB: Well the Ultimate Dragon has him right in the middle of the ring with this one, no where for Meloneer to go, but to break it. He looks around the ring, but realizes this himself. SB: Nah nah nah nah hey hey hey GOODBYE. It's all but over. BB: Not yet, Rocky Ford is in trouble but the referee asks him if he wants to quit and he says no. He's still got a lot of fight in him and he's trying to power out of the Full Nelson. The Dragon though has it cinched in hard and doesn't plan on letting go without a fight. STARR: Rocky Ford can't afford to stay in this for long, he's got to make his move soon. He can't be worn down on a constant basis here. BB: Ultimate Dragon though has it secured in tightly and he's wearing down the Meloneer. Wait, what's this He snapped it back with a DRAGON SUPLEX. ONE TWO TH-KICKOUT. SB: That was three, I Can't believe it. I thought all the corrupt referee's were out of the CSWA. I demand a recount. STARR: Now, I've used the Dragon Suplex a lot as one of my finishing holds and I don't think I've seen something like that. From a standing position, and a man of the size of Rocky Ford Meloneer, that was a stunning move. BB: Rocky Ford Meloneer is really in trouble now, he's very slow to get back to his feet and when he does the Ultimate Dragon is waiting right there for him. He doesn't even let him get all the way up before he's got him Swinging Neckbreaker. Rocky Ford down again and in a lot of trouble. SB: I told you all that he's nothing, the Ultimate Dragon is the best he's going to beat this bum. Send him back to the farm Dragon. BB: The Ultimate Dragon is clearly in control of this match now, and it looks like he's ready to finish it off. Yep, he's taking Rocky Ford and bringing him to the ropes. STARR: If he hits this, it will be all over. The Super Driver is one of the nastiest things I've seen done in wrestling. SB: Yeah, it could break your neck for instance. BB: SAMMY STOP THAT. STARR: It's OK Bill. I'm getting used to his ignorance, after all this is a guy that lost a match to Poison Ivy. BB: Low Blow. The Ultimate Dragon has Rocky Ford set up for the Super Driver and this might be the end of it. NO.. NO.. Rocky Ford is able to push Dragon down to the canvas. Dragon hit weird and looks like he might have hurt his shoulder. Meloneer though is still pretty groggy from the earlier offense of the Dragon and is just sitting on the ropes. SB: GET UP COME ON DRAGON BB: The Ultimate Dragon is getting back to his feet but Meloneer is also starting to realize the situation. Dragon now coming towards the corner but Meloneer is faster and he leaps at Dragon catching him with a Flying Cross Body Block. ONE.... TW-KICKOUT by Dragon. Both men now down and neither is getting to their feet real quickly. STARR: People are on the edges of their seats. Especially Benson here, I think he's secretly rooting for Rocky Ford to pull through. He wants to sample some more of the melon. SB: That Freak ? Never. Maybe he can give you some melon next time. Knock out some more vertebrae. BB: You know Sammy, you really are a despicable person. SB: Thank You. BB: Both men now trying to get back to their feet, Rocky Ford pulling himself up and into the corner to try and regain his senses. Ultimate Dragon has rolled towards the other side and he's getting up under his own power. Both men back to the standing position and Rocky Ford immediately charges at the Ultimate Dragon and nails him with a big Running Clothesline, which sends the Dragon right back to the canvas. Again though, Rocky Ford doesn't look so sure of himself on his feet, and can't really follow right up with a sustained offensive. SB: That's because he's a loser. STARR: Look who's talking. What's your ring record Sammy, 0-2 ? SB: Hey look at this Starr boy. I can move my neck to the left and to the right how about you ? STARR: You know Sammy that's the kind of attitude I expected from people. Especially bitter people like you. SB: I'M NOT BITTER. BB: Whatever. Ultimate Dragon is getting back to his feet and Rocky Ford Meloneer is right there to meet him. Scoops him up for a body slam. No, A RUNNING POWERSLAM. Crushes the Dragon to the canvas.. Cover. ONE..TWO. KICKOUT by the Dragon. STARR: If he would have hooked the leg, he might have gotten him there. SB: See, I told you he wasn't championship material. BB: That remains to be seen. Ultimate Dragon is working his way up back to his feet, and again Rocky Ford is waiting there for him. Lifts him up POWERBOMB. That might be it. ONE..... TWO....... THRE- NO, Ultimate Dragon got his foot to the ropes. STARR: He's not going to just rollover and die yet. He's got some fight in him and has shown that he's willing to take the punishment to win this title. BB: He's not getting back to his feet on his own, and Rocky Ford is helping him up. Here comes a POWERBOMB, NO. Blocked by Ultimate Dragon. He's fighting for his life to keep himself from being taken up for the ride. He tries to power Meloneer over the other way for a back body drop but he just doesn't have the energy. Meloneer takes advantage of this, and pounds the Ultimate Dragon in the back, with a big forearm. STARR: He's still got him in a bad position and if he gets him off the ground this match might be over. BB: He's hooking the arms now, here it comes the CANTALOUPE CRUSH. Nails it. This one is over. ONE.... TWO...... THREEEE. Rocky Ford Meloneer advances to the next round in a very tough match up. SB: No, he was robbed, he was robbed. STARR: Ultimate Dragon is now in a bad position because he's still going to have matches tonight. BB: That*s true fans because we will have a lot more of the Greensboro Championship Tournament tonight, plus the Triangle Match, Tag Title Unification and the battle over your old belt Billy, the Intra-Continental title match featuring two men you are very familiar with, the Wild Asian and Mark Windsor. SB: Hey Billy, are you rooting for Windsor ? STARR: I*m not "rooting" for either of them. I*ve got my own agenda to take care of myself, and that*s what I*m going to be "rooting" for. BB: Well that*s a match we will see later on, now we will get back into the Greensboro Championship Tournament with our other second round winner*s bracket match. These two men are both knew to the CSWA and have been impressive so far. Clint "Critical Mass" Collins is a true rookie to the sport and his opponent "Primetime" Xavier Virile has been around the various leagues in the world, gaining prominence as "Mirror Image" and now as he wrestles under his own name. STARR: Clint has proven to be too much power for everyone he*s faced so far, but Xavier might be his toughest challenge to date. This man has been impressive all over the world and is one of the top ranked contenders for the Unified Championship. SB: Who cares, when do we get to see the hooters again ? BB: Benson, pay attention to you job for a change would you. SB: Sure. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Winners Bracket Clint Critical Mass Collins v. The Original Xavier Collins ************************************************************ BB: Both of these men are back in the ring and they look rested. So far having to wrestle multiple times in one night hasn't seemed to effect the men in the tournament. STARR: The night is young Bill. Remember for someone like say Wolf, TNT or Vai who lost in the first round, to make it to tomorrow night he's got to win another three matches. That's when you'll see stamina playing the huge roll. BB: I'm sure your right. These two men lock up and Xavier uses his speed advantage to quickly get behind Clint Collins and get him in a headlock. Collins quickly powers out of it and Virile takes a step back. Another lock up and "Critical Mass" just tosses Xavier to the corner. Xavier looks a little taken back by the strength of Collins but quickly gets back into the center of the ring. Collins quickly takes control with an Arm Lock and snaps the arm for extra effect. Now he grabs Virile and whips him to the ropes, NO SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINES him instead. Virile drops like a stone to the canvas. SB: Virile should become the "Mirror Image" of Carl Lewis and run the he!! out of here because he's in a lot of trouble already. BB: He's back to his feet and Collins is there waiting for him, picks him up BODY SLAM. Virile gets back up to his feet and Collins is there to give him a nice big boot to the midsection. Lifts him up again, and BODY SLAMS him again right back to the canvas. SB: Almost through the canvas. BB: Virile feeling the effects of those monstrous Body Slams is slow to his feet and grabbing at his back. Collins meanwhile right on top of him, drags him up to his feet and Irish Whips him to the ropes. Virile Flying Cross Body Block.. COLLINS CAUGHT HIM. He's got him up now, spins.. POWERSLAM. Cover ONE..TW-Virile is able to get his shoulder off the canvas. STARR: Right now Clint looks real strong and he's using his power advantage to the fullest over Xavier. BB: Collins again not letting Virile stay on the canvas lifts him back up and wraps him up in a BEAR HUG. STARR: This is a dangerous place for Xavier Virile to be in. Especially this early in the match. If Clint is able to hold it in place for any length of time you will see the energy being sapped out of Virile and he will be in a bad position. SB: Don't worry, he's just going to submit. BB: Not likely Sammy, but he is having a lot of trouble getting free of the huge arms of Clint Collins. He's pounding on the shoulders of Collins and now he head butts Collins which has no effect. Another head butt, this one lower OH MY.. He caught Collins right on the bridge of the nose and I think he broke it. Collins is bleeding from that nose and it doesn't look good. Virile sensing the opportunity breaks out of the hold and escapes to the corner. STARR: That was a nasty head butt and I think he might have broken his nose on that one. It will be interesting to see how he is able to fight back if it is broken. BB: Both men looking a little weary now, Collins with blood all over his face and chest, Virile trying to regroup from the early attack of Collins. Both men looking a little weary at this point in time. SB: Yawn, I think I'll take a little nap. BB: Both men back now in the middle of the ring, Xavier with the quick wristlock, which he follows up quickly with an Irish Whip. Collins off the ropes, DROP KICK by Xavier. Collins back peddling and Virile is right back up on his feet. Runs in the corner after him and nails him with another Drop Kick. Collins now leaning against the corner ropes, and they are holding him up. Virile back to his feet and hops up on the second rope. FIRES OFF A SERIES OF PUNCHES AS THE FANS COUNT ALONG. THREE..FOUR..FIVE..SIX..SEVEN.. Virile jumps down and Collins staggers out of the corner and he's down. Virile right back up on those same ropes and dives with an elbow drop. NAILS COLLINS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. Virile rolls him over and covers ONE..... TWO...... KICKOUT. Collins isn't done yet. STARR: He's showing a lot of determination in this one. You've got to give this kid a lot of credit. BB: Virile now grabbing Collins and pulling him back up to his feet. He's got him, VERTICAL SUPLEX slamming Collins down to the canvas HARD. SB: I guess I was wrong about this Collins kid, what a wimp. STARR: How can you say that Sammy, look at how he keeps going. With a broken nose you'd be crying on the ground and waiting for an ambulance. SB: I would not, I can take it. STARR: Careful Sammy, the viewing public might just like to see that. BB: Now, calm down guys. Virile is dragging Collins back to his feet, whips him to the ropes, VIRILE FRANK-N-STEINER but no one is home. Collins grabbed onto that top rope and held tight. Virile landed hard on the canvas. Collins taking this time to regroup a little as Virile is a little slow to his feet. Virile up now and he's immediately met by a big clothesline by Collins who now goes to the other ropes and again appears to need a bit of a breather. STARR: He's tired, he's really tired. The nose looks to be broken, the blood is still coming out and truthfully it's incredible that he's still in there giving this effort. SB: The important question is what condition will he be in if he doesn't win this match. He'll still have what two or three more tonight alone ? BB: That will certainly be an important question and it will be interesting to see if that nose is broken if he will even come out again and wrestle in those loser bracket matches. STARR: I wouldn't doubt that for an instant. Look at Collins, he doesn't look like much of a quitter to me, I think he'll come out here no matter what. BB: Virile once again getting back to his feet and Clint Collins moves in again for an attack, he pounds him with a big right hand to the head and a kick to the midsection. Virile doubled over, and Collins elbows him right in the back of the head which sends Virile down hard to the canvas. Collins with the cover.. ONE.....TW-KICKOUT by Virile. Not even a two count. Collins and Virile are both a little slow to their feet. Virile OH Cheap shots Collins by getting him right in the face, hitting square on that damaged nose. STARR: It's not the nicest thing to do, but it is effective. That's the weak spot and that's what you've got to center an attack on. SB: Your starting to sound like the old Billy Starr. STARR: Don't count on it. BB: Collins slowed down a little by that punch, and it gives Virile an opportunity to regain his senses. SB: They both look like they could use a nap. BB: Virile standing Drop Kick sends Collins through the ropes and crashing down hard to the arena floor. Worthington starts the ten count... ONE...TWO...THREE... FOUR... WAIT. Virile is heading to the top rope, OH MY WHAT's HE DOING.. FLYING CROSSBODY BLOCK and Collins goes crashing down into the ring barrier and he's out of it. Virile slow to his feet but drags him back into the ring. Rolls on top of him. ONE.....TWO.........THREEE..... It's over. STARR: Impressive win for Xavier Virile, but you've still got to give a lot of credit for Clint Collins for continuing to fight even after suffering what appears to be a broken nose. He'll have a little while to relax before his next match, as he will await the winner of the loser's bracket matches. BB: That's where we will be going to next, Wolf will take on The Executioner and in our other match it will be TNT taking on Scottie Vai. The winner's bracket final match will be between R.F. Meloneer and Xavier Virile and that will be held as part of day 2 of Fish Fund. SB: Hey I've got one question, is that Death Doll going to be out here again ? I mean she's one hot little .... BB: SAMMY STOP IT NOW. Don't even say it. Fans we've got more action coming right at you with the Greensboro Title Tournament. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Losers Bracket Wolf v. The Executioner ************************************************************ BB: These two men have had a little bit of a history as they had a previous match although they didn't get to have it to their conclusion. SB: That's because some moron decided to sign up to face the "Living Legend" Mark "Stonewall Jackson" Windham later on in the night. BB: Well that's true. Windham came down to the ring and caused the match to be ruled a no-contest. But tonight they will have the opportunity to show each other what they've got and finally come out with a winner. STARR: That we will. BB: Both men are down now in the ring and the DeathDoll Kristi is at ringside, apparently her injuries were not that serious. SB: I wanted to check that out for myself, but NOOOOOOO, someone wouldn't let me. BB: Your place is here. These two men lock up and you can see the hatred showing through. They aren't wrestling they are fighting. Punches back and forth, they are going toe to toe. STARR: Not a very sound strategy but when you have this much hatred for an opponent it's hard to be reasonable and plan an organized attack. SB: Kinda like when you find Mark Windsor again ? STARR: I feel no anger towards Mark Windsor, more like pity. BB: Well it's Wolf getting the upperhand now, he's starting to stagger the Executioner. Lefts and rights and the Executioner has stopped returning punches altogether. He's reeling. Wolf grabs him and whips him into the corner. BAM Executioner hits hard and stumbles out of the corner where he's met by a huge BACK BODY DROP. Wolf with the early momentum and he's taking it to the Executioner. SB: Who cares, we've already said these are the LOSERS. BB: Wolf doesn't exactly look like a loser so far in this match he's really taking it to the Executioner. He's got him back up to his feet... Scoop up.. BODY SLAM. Executioner really slow back to his feet and when he gets up there he's met again by Wolf who nails him with a clothesline. STARR: Wolf definetly showing that he has something to prove after his first round loss to Rocky Ford Meloneer and couple that with the hatred that he feels towards the Executioner and you have a man full of adreniline who came out on fire. BB: That he has, and the Executioner has been caught up in it so far. The Executioner real slow to his feet now and here comes Wolf again continuing on the offensive. WAIT... SMALL PACKAGE by EXECUTIONER... ONE...TWO... KICKOUT by Wolf and he's really upset now. Both men back to their feet and Wolf charges at Executioner. MONKEY FLIP sends Wolf down to the canvas. STARR: The Executioner isn't going to give up that easy, he's got to make a stand and fight back now. SB: He's got his woman to impress. I'm sure that by this point she's thinking more and more of the "Living Legend" Mark Windham. BB: Well The Executioner has surpised Wolf here and both men are getting back to their feet, the two lock up and the Executioner gets the upperhand now with a side head lock. Wolf backs him up to the ropes and sends him for the ride. Executioner off the ropes catches him with a high cross body block. ONE...TW-KICKOUT by Wolf. Both men back up to their feet again and this time it's the Executioner sending Wolf for a ride into the ropes and OH MY... Deathdoll Kristi held down the top rope and Wolf goes crashing down to the arena floor. The Executioner quickly races towards the ropes, propels himself over them... PLANCHA down onto Wolf. SB: Just stay away from Kristi. BB: Don't worry Kristi got far away from the action and is on the other side. The Executioner now bringing Wolf to his feet and SLAMS HIM HARD into the ring barrier. He grabs Wolf again and slams him down onto the ring announcers table. That had to hurt. STARR: This is brutal. Neither man needs a brawl like this, because they have a title to look out for. SB: I don't think either man cares about the title now. They want to kill each other. BB: The Executioner goes to grab Wolf again, AND OH MY. Wolf just smashed the ring bell over the head of the Executioner. A cut has been opened in the head of the Executioner and he's hurt. Wolf still has that ring bell in his hand and he nails the Executioner over the head with it again. The Executioner is down and here comes the Deathdoll around near the action. She's pleading with Wolf to leave the Executioner alone. Now she's blowing kisses to Wolf and slowly walking away from the Executioner. Wolf walks over the body of the Executioner and is walking towards Kristi. SB: He's going to leave with the real prize of this tournament. BB: Wait, the Executioner is slowly getting to his feet but that's on the other side of the ring. No way Wolf can see him. He's picking up a chair and he's walking in the direction that Wolf and Kristi went. STARR: Wolf is getting caught in a bad position here. Kristi is showing why they call her the "Deathdoll" and leading Wolf right to his death. BB: The Executioner charges at Wolf and nails him in the back of the head with that CHAIR. Wolf is down and the Executioner hits him a second time. Wolf now is bleeding too, both men with blood pouring down their faces. SB: And my Kristi is safe again. BB: What a vicious brutal attack this has been. Neither man caring about anything but hurting the other. The Executioner now is moving the ring cushions that surround the arena floor. He's exposing a big piece of concrete. This is not good. The Executioner has Wolf up again and he's setting him up for a PILEDRIVER. HE's going to piledrive him down to the bare concrete. NO... NO... REVERSAL by Wolf as he back body drops the Executioner down on that exposed concrete. Both men are down now and here comes a bunch of CSWA officials. They are seperating the two of them and the referee is calling for the bell. Let's go down to ringside to Ruhurb. RJ: Ladies and Gentlemen the referee has ruled this match to be a DOUBLE COUNT OUT. Both men are eliminated from the Tournament. BB: I guess that Worthington could only take so much of this vicious display before he had to just get rid of them both. So both the Executioner and Wolf are out of the tournament leaving only six men still remaining. STARR: This also is a blessing for one Clint "Critical Mass" Collins. His next match was to be with the winner of this contest. Now he gets a bye through the next round. That will give him a chance to try and get some of his strength back. SB: But it also means that we won't see anymore of Kristi tonight. BB: That's right Sammy, but don't cry. Maybe we can have Ivy come out and keep you company. SB: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO. BB: Fans we have one more loser's bracket match coming up right now in the Greensboro Title Tournament. TNT will face "Mr. Suicide" Scottie Vai. STARR: This will be an interesting match. If you remember earlier, Scottie Vai hit his leg HARD, and was having a lot of trouble even walking to the dressing room on his own. He might not even be able to make it back here to compete. Although I"m sure he'll give it every effort that he can. BB: Well he's had some time to try and repair the injury or at least make himself able to wrestle. We'll have to see just what he has to offer. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 1 Losers Bracket TNT v. "Mr. Suicide" Scottie Vai ************************************************************ BB: Well TNT is in the ring and we are waiting to see if Scottie Vai will be able to continue wrestling. So far there is no sign of him coming down to ringside. STARR: He's only got so much time before the referee will begin to count him out. BB: That's true, AND HERE HE COMES. Look at this Man. He's hobbling down to ringside, it looks like he's barely able to hold himself up. Listen to these fans, they are really giving him a lot of support. STARR: Probably more fans chearing for him right now then ever before in his career. They really are admiring him for staying in this tournament and giving it his all. SB: Who cares, he's going to lose in a few minutes anyway. What's a gimp going to do against TNT. BB: Vai rolls into the ring and TNT attacks even before the opening bell rings. He is punishing the injured knee of Scottie Vai. STARR: He better just be careful that he doesn't get himself disqualified. BB: Well there goes the bell. TNT continuing his attack on Scottie Vai who can't even get to his feet. TNT working over that obviously injured leg with a series of kicks. Scottie gets to the ropes and the referee forces a break. STARR: I don't know if it was such a bright idea for this kid to come out here. He looks in horrible shape and might wind up seriously injured. SB: Your the one to talk. BB: Scottie Vai trying to get back on his own two feet and he is barely able to, with the help of the ropes. TNT moves in, and grabs him, Vai with a headbutt followed by a right hand. He grabs TNT by the legs and tackles him to the ground. Grabs him in a reverse chinlock. STARR: Good move for Vai. For one time in his life he's at a disadvantage off the canvas. By taking him down and locking him up he's able to try and wear down TNT. BB: TNT manuevering now to get back to his feet. He's up to his knees and Vai is holding steady with that chinlock. TNT fighting to get back to his feet and Vai isn't going to be able to stop him. TNT elbow Vai in the midsection, but Vai holds steady. Another elbow and Vai's grip is loosening. A Third Elbow and the chinlock is broken. TNT runs to the ropes, charges out CLOTHESLINE sends Vai to the canvas. SB: I think we've figured out why they call this guy "Mr. Suicide". It certainly looks like that's what he's trying to do here tonight. BB: Well we've got to admit that his chances of winning this thing are very limited at this point. He's obviously severly limited by that knee injury. TNT grabs Vai and pulls him up to his feet. Scoops him up... and a RUNNING POWERSLAM. Here's a cover. ONE.... TWO..... KICKOUT By Vai. He refuses to give up without whatever fight he can muster into this. STARR: Listen to these fans, they are all chanting "Vai.. Vai.. Vai.." He's really showing heart here and the fans appreciate it. SB: Who cares about the fans. Are they going to help him out when he's got a broken leg and can't wrestle for a few months ? BB: His leg isn't broken yet, and he still refuses to just quit. TNT is back working on the leg now. Drops an elbow right into the soft area of the knee and you can see the pain and agony on the face of "Mr. Suicide". TNT back to his feet and again drops an elbow right on the knee. STARR: Scottie might be forced to just give it up and save himself for a future night. BB: I don't think he will do that though. This man is famous for his not giving up. His refusal to throw in the towel. TNT grabs Vai and drags him back to his feet. Vai is standing on only one leg now. Hooks him... SNAP SUPLEX. And a cover... ONE...TWO... KICKOUT AGAIN. Vai's never say die attitude has kept him in this one yet again. SB: His never say die attitude might just get him killed before this is over though. BB: TNT can't believe that he hasn't gotten him yet. He's dragging him up to his feet again. BEAR HUG by TNT. He's got it cinched in and we don't know if Vai will be able to survive. The referee asks him if he wants to submit by Vai is shaking his head NO. He's trying to fight out of this, HEADBUTT. Not much of a reaction. Another HEADBUTT. Vai now with a free hand is pounding away on the side of the head of TNT. Look at the fight this kid is displaying. It's incredible. STARR: It certainly is. SB: Listen to these morons chant his name. They couldn't give a rat's a$$ about him, they are just gonna get him hurt. BB: Apparantly they do care about him. They are going nuts trying to cheer on Scottie Vai. Vai with another closed right hand and TNT lets him out of the Bear Hug. Surprisingly Scottie is able to stand on his own power. He grabs TNT and scoops him up for a slam... NO THE LEG COLLAPSED FROM UNDER HIM. TNT with the cover. ONE.... TWO.... THR- NO. Kickout by Scottie Vai. TNT is really starting to get upset he thought for sure that would be it. STARR: Scottie Vai is putting on the performance of the night right here. He's showing the heart of a champion and it's a shame that he will probably fall short in his quest tonight to get the Greensboro. BB: TNT grabs Vai again by the head and is pulling him up to his feet. SMALL PACKAGE BY VAI... ONE...TWO... THREE... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE THREE COUNT And this audience just explodes. STARR: I can't believe it either Bill. This is incredible. Scottie Vai continues on over a stunned TNT. SB: Big deal, it's not like this is the end of the tournament. What can he possibly have for his next match. BB: Actually Sammy you bring up a good point. The next round of Greensboro Matches will be just the Scottie Vai versus Ultimate Dragon match. Clint "Critical Mass" Collins advances with a bye past this next round. STARR: He won't have much time to heal up either because we only have what one match between this one and the next Greensboro Match. BB: that's right Billy, the only match between that and now is the next match which will be for the Intra-Continental Championship. So he'll have one match to try and regain some strength in that leg. STARR: I don't know if that will be much of a help. After all he had a longer time to try and heal after his first match and didn't fare much better. BB: Good point, but he also proved that you can't count him out, even if he does have a bad leg. STARR: Well Bill, I'll be back later. I'll tell you the truth, I have no interest in seeing this next match. SB: Sure Billy, I thought this would be your favorite of the night. The man that crippled you and the man that took your title while you were flat out with the broken neck. STARR: Sorry SAmmy, not for me. BB: Well Billy Starr thanks again for your insights and we look foward to seeing you later on for our next Greensboro Match. SB: Yeah sure we do. STARR: Thanks Bill and especially thanks to you Sammy, are you sure you don't want an autograph. SB: Sure, on one of your personal checks maybe. Leave the rest blank huh. BB: Alright Gentlemen, that will be enough. Fans I've just gotten word as to the rest of tonight's matches. Like we've said we will next see the Intra-Continental Championship Match between the Champion THE WILD ASIAN and the challanger "Marvelous" Mark Windsor. After that we will bring you the next Greensboro Tournament match which will be the Ultimate Dragon and Scottie Vai. After that we will have just the main event matches left. The other Greensboro Match that was scheduled for tonight will be moved back to tommorow. So after the Vai match, we will have the Tag-Team title Unification match, the Triangle Match and then WAR GAMES.. Stay tuned because the action is coming fast and furious. BB: Fans this next match was long in the making. Mark Windsor won a title shot when he beat Billy Starr by Disqualification, but before he was able to get his title shot the Wild Asian was given a rematch from his loss at the Double Winning Streak Final. However as Billy Starr made his way down to ringside to face Asian he was met by Mark Windsor who was walking on his crutches back from the ring. Windsor and Starr had a few words and Mark Windsor proceeded to attack Billy Starr and severly injure him when he cracked him across the back of the head and neck with the crutch. Windsor then rolled Starr into the ring where the Wild Asian was able to get the easy three count and walk away as the new champion. Windsor then issued the challange that he should be the first man to get a title shot. After all, he had won a title shot from Starr and he also was responsible for the Wild Asian winning the title. So tonight, they will meet face to face, for the Intra-Continental Championship.... RIGHT NOW. ************************************************************ CSWA Intra-Continental Championship Match WILD ASIAN v. "Marvelous" Mark Windsor ************************************************************ BB: Both men are in the ring and we are set to begin. Collar and elbow lock up, and Windsor grabs the Asian in a side head lock. Asian pushs Windsor to the ropes and sends him for the ride. Windsor on the return but Asian leap frogs over him. Windsor keeps going to the other side and Asian turns around to face him, Arm Drag by Wild Asian brings Windsor crashing down to the canvas. Both men quickly back to their feet by Windsor is caught again by another arm drag by Asian. SB: Wild Asian looks like he has a point to make about this. He didn't want to win the title from some cripple, so he's going to let the man who did it, feel his pain. BB: Asian grabs Mark Windsor and SNAP SUPLEX's him right back to the canvas. Windsor is slow to his feet and when he gets up he's met by a big STANDING DROP KICK by the Wild Asian. Windsor falls through the ropes and down to the arena floor. Asian not giving him a moment's rest, leaps onto the top rope and dives into Windsor and they both go crashing down to the arena floor. Asian back to his feet and he grabs Mark Windsor and rolls him back into the ring. SB: Mark looks horrible so far, what's wrong with him. BB: I don't know Sammy, but so far he's been overwhelmed it appears by the Wild Asian. Asian now climbing back up the ring steps and he's going right up to the top rope. He's balanced... LEAPS.... WINDSOR GETS THE BOOTS UP. the Asian took too long and Mark Windsor was able to defend himself. Wild Asian is down and Mark Windsor is making his way to his feet. SB: 'Bout Time. BB: Windsor grabs the Asian and brings him to his feet. Windsor with an uppercut to the Asian which staggers him into the corner. Follows it up with a big karate chop and you can hear that one throughout the entire arena. Another karate chop. Whips him across to the other corner............. And the Wild Asian hits with so much momentum that he comes flying back out of the corner towards Mark Windsor. BACK SUPLEX. Windsor right on top of him and grabs him in a chinlock. SB: Windsor should get out his crutch and just finish this off like he did to Billy Starr. A personal crusade, breaking necks and taking names. BB: I don't think so Sammy. Windsor is using his technical skills wow to slow down the pace a little and wear down the Asian. The Asian is face down with Windsor on his back with that Chinlock. Asian is having a lot of trouble getting clear of this and can't seem to make it to his feet. SB: Ride 'em cowboy. BB: Asian still trying to get to his feet, and Mark Windsor is still staying on his back. Finally Asian is able to flip Windsor over his head and send him to the canvas. Both men quickly up and ready to go at it again. Windsor grabs the Wild Asian and whips him to the far ropes. DROP KICK by Mark Windsor. Asian right back to his feet and Windsor is ready for him with another big Drop Kick. Asian a little slower to his feet this time and Mark Windsor is waiting for him. SPINNING NECKBREAKER. SB: How fitting. BB: Windsor with the cover. ONE..T KICKOUT by The Wild Asian. Windsor back to his feet and he brings up the Asian. BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX... he's got him up in the air... and finally brings him crashing down to the canvas. Another cover... ONE...TWO- NO. Not even a full two count and the Wild Asian kicks out again. Windsor and Asian both back to their feet and Windsor quickly Irish Whips him to the ropes... FRANK-N-STEINER. And another cover... ONE... TWO... KICKOUT again by Asian. SB: The Wild Asian better start doing something quick, or he may be victim number two to the new "Crippler" Mark Windsor. BB: If he wants to hold onto his title he better. Asian is real slow to his feet and Mark Windsor is there waiting for him. Windsor from behind clips out the knee of Asian. Asian falls down to the canvas again. Windsor follows it up quickly with an elbow drop to the knee. SB: He's going to make him like Vai, a cripple. I'm telling you this guy is dangerous. BB: He's working over the leg of the Wild Asian now, and you've got to expect that he's preparing for the STF. SB: Once your locked in it, there is no escape. BB: Asian trying to get back up to his feet, and he's met again by Windsor, Russian Leg Sweep. And Asian is down again. Windsor right back to working on that leg. SB: I wish Billy Starr was up here in the booth for this one. The Irony is incredible. Windsor breaks his neck and will wind up with his title. BB: Not yet he won't, but right now it looks like he's setting him up for the STF. It could be over any minute. NO. Asian is able to kick him off and stop the move for now. SB: LOOK AT THIS... LOOK WHAT'S GOING ON. BB: Fans someone is coming down to ringside. SB: It's not Starr is it ? BB: NO... It's TNT. TNT grabs a chair and rushes into the ring. I don't believe this. He just cracked the chair into the back of Windsor. Now he follows it up with a series of punches. Windsor is down and now TNT is kicking him. Lifts him up... PILEDRIVER. Wild Asian doesn't really know what to do. He just rolls out of the ring. Here comes all the security guards and CSWA officials to try and seperate these two. Worthington calls for the bell, let's get the official word. RJ: The winner of the match by DISQUALIFICATION.... "Marvelous" Mark Windsor... However the Wild Asian remains the CSWA Intra-Continental Champion. BB: A tough break for Mark Windsor, but I don't know why TNT would come down here and brutally attack Mark Windsor. Rudy Seitzer is at ringside and let's see if he can get a word with TNT. ------------------------------------------------------------ RS: TNT, if we could have a second... TNT: Make it quick. RS: What happened here ? Why did you attack Mark Windsor like this ? TNT: You know, I'm sick and tired of this guy sticking his nose in my business. Windsor you wanted to get involved and cost me the NWC World Championship... well Windsor...... PAYBACKS ARE A B!TCH. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Wait a minute Mark Windsor is up and he just dove over the top rope and landed on TNT. These two are now rolling around on the arena floor exchanging punches. Windsor not at all happy with the interference and he's letting TNT know about it. He's got the upperhand now, but both men are refusing to quit pounding each other. Finally the officals are once again able to restore some order and seperate the two men. Windsor is still irate and he wants a piece of TNT. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see these two men face off real, real soon. Fans we will be back in one second with the next Greensboro Championship Tournament Match. ************************************************************ Greensboro Tournament Round 2 Losers Bracket Ultimate Dragon v. "Mr. Suicide" Scottie Vai ************************************************************ BB: Like we reported earlier, the other Round Two Losers Bracket Match was a bye for Clint "Critical Mass Collins" and due to the third round match being pushed back to tomorrow this is the last match that we will have tonight involving the Greensboro Competitiors. And as usual we have Billy Starr back out for his commentary. How ya holding up Billy ? STARR: I'm doing just fine Bill. As a matter of fact, I feel better tonight then I have since the injury. Getting back to the tournament though, your right. That was a big stroke of luck for Clint Collins, this will give him a night to try and regroup again. SB: Too bad that Scottie Vai didn't get that same stoke of luck. BB: That's a good point Sammy, Scottie Vai could use all the time he can get to try and regroup. And here he comes down to ringside, to a standing ovation. Listen to how these fans are really pulling for him. STARR: You've got to admit that his display here has shown a lot of heart and the fans have got to respect that. SB: Who cares about the fans... You never did, till some looney cracked a crutch over your neck. BB: Sammy take it easy. Your right though Billy the fans are really supporting Scottie and if you look he even appears to be walking a little better. STARR: Fan support can do that for you. Get that adrenleline running and you forget about those injuries and try to take care of business. BB: These two men are set to lock up now, and it's Scottie Vai with an arm bar, quickly reversed by the Ultimate Dragon, and re-reversed by Scottie Vai. Ultimate Dragon trying to escape, pushes Scottie back to the ropes and the referee calls for a break. Clean break by these two and they are ready to lock up again. Collar and elbow lock up, and again it's Scottie Vai with the advantage, this time with a side head lock. Ultimate Dragon backs him to the ropes and sends him for the ride, Vai back SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN by the Dragon and he did it on the bad leg. Vai down and the Dragon takes quick advantage of it, by grabbing hold of that injured leg and stretching it out. STARR: Well Vai came out strong and that leg injury didn't really look like it was going to bother him in this round or hinder his performance but we'll have to see how he is able to react to the Dragon working it over now. BB: Ultimate Dragon has him in a leglock now, working over that knee. Scottie Vai is able to reach the ropes and the referee calls for a break. Dragon back to his feet and Scottie Vai tests out that injured knee and appears to be barely able to stand on it. I don't know how much more of this he can take. SB: Hopefully not much more. These stupid fans chearing his name are starting to get REAL Annoying. BB: The fans are certainly trying to encourage Vai as much as possible. Dragon quickly goes to work with a big uppercut on Scottie Vai and follows it up by clipping that knee. Vai hobbles but doesn't fall and the Dragon quickly grabs the leg and pulls it out from under him. Spinning Toe Hold, but Vai has the presence of mind to kick him off before he's able to get it hooked in. STARR: He's got to avoid things of that nature, or he will be done for very quickly. BB: Dragon grabs Vai and drags him up to his feet. Scoops him up and BODY SLAMS HIM HARD to the canvas. Lifts him right back up to his feet CHOKESLAM. He's punishing Vai now. He's got him up a third time, I don't believe this. PILEDRIVER and Scottie Vai is out of it. Dragon to the ropes now, he's going up to the top... LEG DROP.. NO ONE HOME. Some how Scottie Vai is able to just barely roll away. OH MY. Both men are down now and neither is moving. STARR: Scottie Vai... Never say die. We said it before and we can say it again. He has proven to be one top notched wrestler tonight and he deserves all the credit in the world. BB: He was able to get away from that leg drop but he's so out of it right now that he's not even close to getting back to his feet. SB: That's if he could stand. BB: Good point Sammy. Ultimate Draagon now is getting to his feet though, and he's looking angry. SB: He just jumped from the top rope just so he could land on his a$$ who wouldn't be angry. BB: Well Dragon is getting back to his feet now, and Scottie Vai is still down. Dragon lifts him up to his feet now, and lands a solid right hand to Scottie Vai... and another WAIT BLOCKED by Scottie Vai and he returns with one of his own. Another big right on Dragon, and now a third. The Ultimate Dragon is starting to back peddle a little bit and Scottie Vai quickly whips him to the ropes... Dragon on the return... MET WITH A BIG DROPKICK. SB: But look at Scottie Vai when he came down. The force of that dropkick hurt himself. Here's a little bit of a clue there Vai... If the leg hurts... don't kick people. STARR: It's easy to get caught up in the excitment in a match like this Sammy and almost forget the injury. That plus the magnitude of this tournament, and you can imagine why Scottie Vai did it. BB: Either way both men are down and Scottie Vai is having trouble getting back to his feet. That leg is really causing him problems now. Dragon is slowing starting to stir now, and getting back his senses. SB: Scottie Vai must be a moron, I don't care what you say about getting all excited in that ring. If my leg hurts, I know not to go kicking people with it. STARR: Do you like anyone ? SB: I'm begining to have a lot of respect for Mark Windsor. BB: That was uncalled for Sammy. BB: Ultimate Dragon now getting back to his feet. Vai still unable to get back to his feet though. Dragon grabs Scottie Vai and drags him back to his feet. Scoops him up and SLAMS HIM HARD to the canvas. Ultimate Dragon grabs him a second time, and BODYSLAMS HIM AGAIN. Scottie Vai is in a lot of trouble. Ultimate Dragon now falls on him for the pin. STARR: It'll take more then that. BB: One... KICKOUT. You were right Billy. Scottie has some fight left in him yet. STARR: After the determination that Scottie Vai has shown tonight it's seems difficult for me to believe that there is just anyway that he can lose. BB: Your not predicting him going all the way are you ? STARR: Only time will tell. BB: Well Ultimate Dragon is dragging Scottie Vai back to his feet again, SMALL PACKAGE BY VAI... ONE...TWO... KICKOUT. He almost won another match by surprise like that. That would have been two in a row. STARR: You'd think that The Ultimate Dragon would have expected that, after all I'm sure he was watching in the back when Scottie did it before. SB: Two words... STUPID JOCK. BB: Sammy stop that. Ultimate Dragon back to his feet and Scottie Vaiis trying to get to his feet too. Dragon Helps him up, and then scoops him up... presses him... PRESS SLAM. Vai in trouble now and the Ultimate Dragon is right back on top of him, looking to work him over some more. He's got him up and here comes a PILEDRIVER.. NO BLOCKED By Vai. Vai not letting the Ultimate Dragon get him up in the air. Dragon gives up and nails Vai in the back with a big forearm which drops Vai back to his knees. STARR: Vai barely able to hang on there. If the Ultimate Dragon would have gotten him up this match would have been over. BB: Dragon now trying to bring Vai back to his feet again, ELBOW by Vai... and another. He's got Dragon doubled over and he gets up to his feet and quickly DDT's him. Vai rolls him over and covers... ONE...TWO...THREEEEEE HE DID IT AGAIN... Caught the Ultimate Dragon by surprise and made him really pay for it. STARR: This man has made an incredible showing tonight, and we look foward to seeing him tomorrow night. With a little rest for that leg he may be a real contender. SB: I just want to see who wins the cripple bowl tommorow night. Both Collins and Vai should have doctors at rinsgide. BB: Fans we will see more of that action tomorrow night. Billy thanks for being here tonight and we look foward to seeing you tomorrow. SB: Speak for yourself. STARR: Thanks Bill and Sammy keep the faith. BB: Fans we've still got some top notch matches to come. Next up is the Tag-Team Title Unification Match. We'll be right back. BB: Fans, up next we've got what should be a huge tag match! Or should have been, rather. When the card for FISH FUND XI was drawn up, the two top tag teams in the CSWA were supposed to face one another. However, with the defection of former EN World Tag Champion Shawn Matthews from the Generation X-Press team, it looked as if the Japanese Assault would take and unify the titles by default. But Troy Windham has stepped up to bat, and he'll be defending the EN World Tag belts against the Unified Tag Team Champions. SB: Just think, if the "King of the Slackers" gets lucky, he could have four straps on his shoulders by the end of the night. BB: That would certainly be a first. Let's head down to Rhubarb Jones in the ring. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a one-fall, tag team match with no time limit. Both teams are current tag team champions, but only one team will leave as such. This match is to UNIFY the Enterprise World Tag Team Titles and the Unified World Tag Team Championships. First, the EN World Tag Team Champions, hailing from Sweetwater, Texas, representing GENERATION X-PRESS, here is the "King of the Slackers".....TROY WINDHAM! BB: Windham certainly doesn't look as if he's slacking off tonight. He looks angry. SB: And I don't think it's about his long-lost uncle's cancer. All I know, Buckley, is, this kid has done quite a bit by being a slacker....he could ruin it all if he tries to work too much here. I mean, why test success? RJ: Windham's opponents hail from Osaka, Japan. They are the current reigning Unified Tag Team Champions of the world, here are the KAMIKAZE KID and the SHOTGUN SHOGUN, accompanied by their manager, Matt Rosenthal, they are the JAPANESE ASSAULT. BB: I tell ya, folks, the Unified Tag Team Champs may not be the biggest or most powerful in the wrestling world, but they certainly make an impression on their way to the ring. They are calm and focused. SB: Made that way by their manager, no doubt. BB: Managers don't do EVERYTHING, they aren't God, Sammy. SB: You wanna think about that? BB: You sound like you're from a movie or something. Folks, there's the bell, and this match to unify the top two tag team championships in underway, this handicap match, if you will. SB: If I sound like a movie, you sound like Dusty Rhodes. BB: Don't make me have to kill you, Sammy Benson. SB: It was a joke, Buckley, a joke. BB: It's going to be Troy Windham starting out, obviously, against the Kamikaze Kid. This could be a mistake for the Japanese Assault, starting out early with their lighter man. Windham will certainly have the power advantage, even though he's not known for using that power as often as his speed. SB: If he tries to match speed on speed against the Kamikaze Kid, this match will be over very, very quick. BB: Windham starts this one out early, catching the Kamikaze Kid with a knee from behind as that half of the Unified Tag Team Champions gets his last minute instructions from manager Matt Rosenthal. Kamikaze Kid goes through the ropes and almost falls on top of his manager! Troy Windham follows him out quickly and sends him chest first into the metal barricade! Kamikaze Kid is up, but Windham uses that strength advantage to power the Kid up over his head with a bench press!!! And he DROPS him NECK-first on the metal barricade!! The Kid could be hurt!!! Troy Windham quickly rolls back in as Shotgun Shogun jumps off the apron to help out his partner. Both Rosenthal and Shogun are tending to Kamikaze Kid who is very obviously shaken up. SB: That's exactly what Windham had to do, Buckley. It's one-on-two here, and Troy had to even up the odds very quickly. He may have just done it. BB: Referee Ben Worthington is beginning the count on the Kamikaze Kid. Under the rules of this match folks, titles MAY change on a count-out or disqualification, so Rosenthal and Shogun have got to get the Kid back in there. The Kamikaze Kid is slowly climbing to his feet, but he's certainly shaken up. The count is up to six, but the Kid is climbing back onto the apron. SB: But here comes Windham! BB: Troy comes across the ring and sends Kamikaze Kid all the way off the apron with a shoulder block! The Kid went all the way off the apron and into that metal barricade! First the neck and now the back! Troy Windham has taken control of this match thus far, even without a partner. But the Kid is up! Somehow he's up after that huge shot off the apron, and Windham's got his back turned! And he's got his back turned because Matt Rosenthal is yelling something at him from the other side of the ring. Meanwhile, Kamikaze Kid is jumping up on the middle of the top rope! Dropkick from the top!!! Windham just got nailed from behind! Windham hits the ropes and goes down, and the Kamikaze Kid quickly rolls over and tags in his partner, the Shotgun Shogun! SB: There goes that one-on-one for Windham. BB: Well, Rosenthal helped make it three-on-one with that distraction. Shotgun Shogun comes in and tries for a snap suplex, but Windham is ready! He blocks the suplex and reverses it. He pulls Shogun up and sends him onto the ropes! Shogun just got all the air knocked out of him as Windham sent him sprawling, buckling him in half on that rope! Windham pulls him off the ropes and drops him to the mat, and now Windham heads up to the second rope. He goes up to the rope and down hard with a knee drop to the head of the Shogun. SB: Once again, Windham's found some way to counteract the two or three-on-one advantage. BB: Windham pulls Shogun to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Lariat by Troy Windham! Windham hooks the leg! ONE.......TWO.....NO! But Windham was just a count away from taking the top two sets of tag team championships in the world! Again, Windham pulls Shogun to his feet and sends him in. Clothesline by Windham, and Shotgun Shogun goes through the ropes! Windham follows outside for the second time tonight! SB: This could be just the momentum Windham needs to win! BB: Windham is outside, and he rams Shotgun Shogun's head into the metal barricade! And again, and again! Windham lets up, and now he sees Matt Rosenthal coming around yelling something. Windham stalks after Rosenthal! SB: NO TROY! Stay focused! BB: But Windham doesn't see the Kamikaze Kid! He's on the top rope!!! TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA TO THE OUTSIDE! OHMYGOSH! The Kamikaze Kid just came off the top, jumped onto Windham and swung him around to the concrete with a hurricanrana! I've never seen anything like that! Windham is down, and the Kid is all over him with rights and lefts. Referee Ben Worthington is climbing outside, trying to get the Kid off Windham. Rosenthal motions the Kid away, and now Shogun pulls Windham to his feet. Shotgun Shogun rolls Windham inside. This is not looking good for Windham, Sammy. SB: That's an understatement. BB: Shogun scoops Windham up. SHOGUN SLAM! A HUGE powerslam from the Shotgun Shogun. This one's over. Worthington hits the mat. ONE........TWO..........THREE!!!! The JAPANESE ASSAULT retain the Unified World Tag Team Championships and merge the Enterprise World Tag Belts. But you've gotta say that Troy Windham, slacker or not, put up one of the fights of his life. Maybe if he had had Matthews there with him, he could've done it. SB: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas, Buckley? BB: What in the.....? SB: What are you talking about? I say that all the time. BB: Shut up, Sammy and look! The Grim Reaper and TNT are on their way down to ringside. What's going on down there? TNT's got the microphone in the ring. TNT: Listen up, guys. You proved tonight that you can beat one man. Tomorrow night, why don't you prove you can beat two? We took you out in Key West, and after we take care of the Masters of Misery, we'll take care of you again. And then, we'll be the Unified Tag Team Champions, and you'll be back to being absolutely nothing. BB: It looks like POWER UNLIMITED wants their shot at the titles. By virtue of their non-title win over Japanese Assault just a few weeks ago at SUPERPRIMETIME in Key West, they've certainly got to be considered top contenders. SB: Hold on, looks like Rosenthal's about to speak. MR: Well, guys, it's like this....we're already booked. You'll just have to wait your turn. BB: TNT just ripped the mic out of Rosenthal's hands! TNT: I don't think you understood me, it IS our turn. And we're taking it. BB: TNT just rocked Rosenthal with the microphone, and now all four wrestlers are after each other in the ring! This is getting out of hand VERY quickly! Can we get some security out here? SB: Grim Reaper just bench pressed the Kamikaze Kid and through him over the top to the floor! I think he's dead! BB: Security's out there, but it's not doing much good! We'll be back with the TRIANGLE match!!! BB: Fans we are back and we ve just got a few matches left for you tonight. The next match that we have was originally going to be for the Enterprises World Championship, but the officials of the CSWA agreed to GUNS continued protests and decided to make the affair non-title. SB: If he didn't want the title he could have refused it. But instead he goes and pushes around the Commissioner and gets his way. Ironic isn't it, that he's the guy who always complains that the CSWA is bias towards America s Team, and he's able to manipulate the CSWA this way. BB: Well he certainly did get his way tonight, but let's put that behind us and get on to the match itself. This one promises to be a classic. The Last Three Enterprises World Champions will be there, and let me tell you there is no shortage of hatred between these three. GUNS has been extremely critical of both of these two wrestlers, insulting Anarky in every way imaginable including calling him "King of the Glorified Jobbers" and going through all the trouble of a procession for the "king" and a crowning" ad nausea. As for Windham, GUNS still holds a grudge given the way in which the "The Living" Legend won the World Title from him. SB: It's certainly going to be one he!! Of a match. I'm looking forward to it. BB: Let's go to Rhubarb Jones for the introductions in this one. ------------------------------------------------------------ RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special triangle challenge match. It is scheduled as an elimination match with a ONE HOUR time limit. Now making his way down the aisle. He is a former CSWA Enterprises World Champion champion, standing 5 feet 11 inches, weighing in at 365 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas, here is....GUNS! ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Oh My I don t believe that he s doing this. GUNS makes his way down to ringside and I don t believe this, he brought his version of the "Enterprises World Championship" with him. SB: The bottle of piss, ha I love it. ------------------------------------------------------------ RJ: Now making his way down to ringside is another former CSWA Enterprises World Champion, he hails from SWEETWATER TEXAS Ladies and Gentlemen "The Living Legend" Mark "Stonewall Jackson" Windham. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Windham makes his way down to ringside and he and GUNS are staring at each other. GUNS is in the ring though, and Mark is still down at ringside. ------------------------------------------------------------ RJ: And from Coventry, Connecticut, weighing in at 225 pounds ., at 6 feet tall... led to the ring by his bodyguard Thomas "The Machine Gunn", he is the CSWA Enterprise World Champion, HERE IS ANARKY !!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: Fans we are ready to start in what is sure to be an epic battle as three of the sport's finest collide head, to head to head. ************************************************************ SPECIAL TRIANGLE CHALLENGE MATCH ENTERPRISES WORLD CHAMPION ANARKY vs. GUNS vs. "Living Legend" Mark "Stonewall Jackson" Windham ************************************************************ BB: Fans we are set to go, and it will be Mark Windham and GUNS that are leading this one off. Remember fans Mark Windham is also scheduled to be a part of the America's Team in the War Games match that will follow this one, so he has an incredible burden tonight to carry. These two lock up and GUNS just throws him off and back towards the ropes. SB: Where's his little pet bear ? BB: GUNS locks up again with Mark Windham and this time gets him in a side head lock and you can see that he's squeezing for all it's worth. Windham with a shrug off, sends GUNS to the ropes... Comes off SHOULDER BLOCK. They collided in the middle of the ring and Windham falls back almost to the canvas. Windham looking a little upset at the way GUNS has been pushing him around the first few seconds of this one, but I don't think that GUNS cares. GUNS grabs Windham and sends him to the ropes this time, Windham off the ropes and he tries a Shoulder Block but GUNS does not budge. SB: For someone who has been saying this is his "JobTour" you'd think that he'd be getting his butt kicked by now. At least he'll still have that bottle full of piss to keep him happy. BB: Windham upset that he didnt' budge GUNS goes back to the ropes and tries again..... NOTHING. GUNS just stares at him. You can feel the electricity. Windham quick jab to the side of GUNS head and no reaction by GUNS. Windham with another big right hand and GUNS just stares right back at Mark. Mark backing off a little now, towards the neutral corner and GUNS is coming in behind him. Windham with another punch and this one appears to have at least stunned GUNS a little. SB: His mistake is aiming for the head.... EAR TO EAR SKULL up there. Things grown in solid. I think it has to do with the steroid use. BB: Windham with another right hand and GUNS almost takes a step back. Instead he counters with a big roundhouse of his own. Windham in return nails him again with a big right hand. GUNS again Counters. They are going toe to toe in the corner. GUNS appears to be getting the upper hand but not by much. SB: Don't you worry about the "Living Legend" he's just conserving his attack for his match later on. BB: I don't think so Sammy, those punches could stop a moving truck, but GUNS is so pumped up that I don't think he's really feeling it. GUNS with another right hand and Windham stumbles to the ropes in the corner. GUNS now with the upper hand is quick to take advantage of it and hurls Windham out of the corner and to the canvas. GUNS clearly in control here early and he's walking towards the fallen "Living Legend". Elbow to the midsection by Windham from his knees. Follows up with a punch to the midsection. Windham now back up on his feet, grabs GUNS and suplexes him right to the canvas. GUNS though get's right back up. I don't believe this. He charges at Windham who meets him with a big boot to the midsection. Elbow to the back of the head and GUNS is back down on the canvas. SB: I hate to admit it, but he looks on fire so far tonight, can anything stop him ? BB: It doesn't look that way. GUNS is right back to his feet and this time he nails Windham with a big right hand. Windham stumbling and GUNS Follows it up with a big BODY SLAM. Windham rolls out of the ring for a breather and GUNS is right behind him. SB: Look at Anarky, he's playing it smart. Why should he get himself involved in any of this. There's good reason why that man is champion. He knows that this match will go long, so he might as well take it easy till it's time to mix it up. BB: That certainly appears to be what he's doing and I agree that will help him out down the road in this match. GUNS following Windham around the ring and Windham rolls back in. GUNS rolls in behind him but walks right into a big attack by Windham. Windham starts stomping away on GUNS before he can even get to his feet. He's really taking the boots to him. GUNS though is getting to his feet right in the middle of the attack. SB: I wonder how much GUNS can take of the attacks without at least showing some emotion. BB: I don't know, but so far there is no apparent sign that any of Windham's attacks are doing much to damage the big man. GUNS back to his feet now and he nails Windham with a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE. Windham right back to his feet now, like he's not being effected. These two men stare off again and it's almost like the match didn't start yet. SB: Someone should bring a lawn chair for Anarky. He might be here a while waiting for these two to be done with each other. BB: Anarky will certainly have his time in the ring, but right now it's GUNS and Windham locking up again, Windham with a sideheadlock. He's got it on tight, right in the middle of the ring. Maybe he can try to wear GUNS down a little bit. GUNS trying to break free, isn't finding it so easy. He grabs Windham around the waste and powers him up.. SIDE SUPLEX. SB: That's an interesting way to break out of a sideheadlock. BB: It certainly was, both men back to their feet and GUNS charges at Windham... SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN. GUNS springs right back to his feet and is met by a big KICK by Windham. Windham follows it quickly with an uppercut and Scoops up GUNS For the SLAM. GUNS a little slower to his feet and Windham is waiting with a big CLOTHESLINE. WHAT HAPPENED. BOTH MEN FELL OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR. SB: I think Anarky did it. BB: What ? SB: Anarky pulled down the ropes just as the two of them were colliding in that Clothesline. The momentum carried them both over. BB: I didn't see Anarky do anything. But it looks like the referee might have thought so because he's asking Anarky if he did it, and Anarky is holding up his hands and shaking his head NO. SB: Like he wouldn't lie about it. BB: Windham and GUNS both fell hard to the outside and they are both struggling to get to their feet. Windham is over by the ring railing and he's using that to get up to his feet. SB: Come on Mark, make it a true job tour. BB: GUNS is by the ring apron and he's getting back to his feet too. Mark Windham to his feet first and he turns towards GUNS. Double Axehandle to the back and GUNS is back down. Windham now bringing GUNS to his feet he's going to whip him into the ring barrier. NO REVERSAL by GUNS and it's Mark Windham who goes flying into the ring barrier. GUNS now grabs Windham and brings him towards the corner post. He's going to ram his head into the post... NO.. WINDHAM IS ABLE TO BLOCK. He got his hands up there. Now he grabs GUNS and slams his head into the post. Windham now moving the ring mats from around the ring and making room for what could be a very deadly move. He grabs GUNS but GUNS nails him in the midsection with a BIONIC Knee. Now it's GUNS on the offensive again and he's got Windham by the exposed Concrete. SB: He's going to powerbomb him like he was his dear old gradma. BB: WINDHAM BLOCKS IT... HE won't let him get up. Back Body Drops him and both men fall to the arena floor. Mark Windham and GUNS are both down and each is trying to get back to his feet again. Windham over by the ring railing now, trying to refocus. Meanwhile GUNS is just about to his feet. SB: What's that ? BB: What's what ? SB: What's in Mark's hand ? BB: I don't know... Windham turns around and clobbers GUNS. I think... yes that's the RIFLE BUTT. He pulled that from somewhere and just pounded GUNS over the head with it. Does it again and GUNS is down. Windham not stopping hits him a third time. Referee Worthington is calling for the bell. SB: That fan gave it to him... BB: What fan ? SB: That woman in the long coat that's leaving. BB: That's very, very odd. I didn't see it but Sammy says that a mysterious woman who just left the ringside area is who handed Mark Windham that rifle butt. Mark Windham has been diqualified from this match and he's being being removed from the ringside area. BB: Fans "The Living Legend" Mark Windham is the first to be eliminated from this match when he was disqualified for using the infamous rifle butt in an attack on GUNS. The mysterious woman who handed it to Windham though, that we do now know. Sammy was the only one who saw it and she was already on the way out before we could try to get her on camera. SB: I'd bet I know who it is. BB: Well who is it then big shot ? SB: You think I'd betray them and let the whole world in on it. If they wanted you to know, she would have stayed at ringside. BB: Whatever Sammy. We've got two men left now, a fresh Anarky and GUNS who rolled into the ring after the attack by Windham. SB: Wow, the whole job tour and everything but Windham is out before GUNS. BB: It's GUNS and Anarky starting off in what's now a one on one match. They lock up and it's GUNS with the upperhand as he immedietly grabs Anarky in a side head lock. GUNS dragging Anarky all around the ring, finally dumping him to the ground. SB: GUNS shows no respect for the Enterprises World Champion at all. BB: Sammy the man carries around a bottle of urine and calls it the Enterprises World Championship Belt, how much respect can he have for the champion. SB: That's my point. BB: Anarky back to his feet now, looking angry. They lock up again and this time it's Anarky with a wristlock, whips him to the ropes and catches him with a big clothesline. GUNS right back up to his feet though and nails Anarky with a clothesline of his own. Anarky now on the canvas and he's a little slower to get back to his feet. GUNS helps him up and whips him to the ropes, cathces him on the return with a big BACK BODY DROP. Anarky goes crashing to the canvas and GUNS is right back on top of him, bringing him back to his feet. Big Vertical Suplex by GUNS and Anarky crashes to the mat again. GUNS with a cover... ONE...T-Kickout by Anarky. SB: He's not dead yet. BB: No but if GUNS has his way, he just might be. He's got Anarky back to his feet again, what is going to do now... He's clapping ? SB: He's giving him a golf clap for a job well done maybe ? Or for being such competition ? BB: I don't know, but GUNS gives Anarky his famous Golf Clap and then pounds him to the canvas with a bonecrushing Body Slam. He's still not done with Anarky, he's got him, POWERBOMB. Nails it. Anarky looks out of it... Cover... ONE...TWO... NOOOO. Somehow Anarky is able to get that shoulder up and GUNS doesn't look happy now. He brings Anarky to his feet and begins to pound on him with right hands. Anarky is staggering. Whips him to the ropes, Catches him... POWERSLAM. That might be it. ONE...TWO... THR- NO. AGAIN Anarky is able to just barely kick out and GUNS is starting to get worked up now. SB: Not bad for a glorified jobber huh ? BB: Well he's just barely hanging on. GUNS brings him back to his feet again, SUPLEX.. NO.. BLOCKED By Anarky. Anarky now SUPLEXES GUNS... Anarky is down, GUNS is down. Thomas The Machine Gunn is pounding on the ring apron trying to get his boss to get up and get back into it. Both men slowly trying to get to their feet. GUNS coming at Anarky, but Anarky's up and cathces him with a spinning Wheel Kick. GUNS falls back a few feet staggering and Anarky follows it up with a big Dropkick. GUNS is down and the champion is getting worked up. GUNS getting back to his feet and Anarky is right there. Whips him to the ropes, FLYING BODY PRESS. ONE...KICKOUT. SB: Did you see that, GUNS still has the power left in him, to throw Anarky clean off him. BB: Both men back to their feet and Anarky is right back on the offensive. He's got GUNS and he whips him to the ropes again, FRANK-N-PARSONS... Cover... ONE...TWO, KICKOUT AGAIN. SB: GUNS has an incredible upperbody strength. That's what makes it so hard to pin his shoulders to the ground for the three count. BB: Anarky going to the top rope now, he's balancing up on top, and GUNS is getting to his feet... FLYING DROP KICK. Anarky covers... ONE...TWO... KICKOUT. GUNS taking everything that Anarky has to offer and he still keeps going. Although he's a little slower to his feet now, then he was before. But he is back to his feet and Anarky is there again, He's going for another SUPLEX, NO REVERSAL by GUNS and it's Anarky who goes crashing to the canvas. GUNS trying to regain control of this match, as he meets Anarky coming back to his feet. Scoops him up BODY SLAM. Anarky crashes hard to the mat. GUNS bounces off the ropes, ELBOW DROP.. NO ONE HOME. Anarky rolled out of the way. GUNS back to his feet but Anarky is right there, Drop Kick staggers GUNS but he doesn't fall. Another Drop Kick and GUNS falls to the ground. Anarky grabs GUND and brings him back to his feet, SWINNING NECKBREAKER. GUNS might actually be in trouble. SB: Against a "Glorified Jobber" BB: Well like it or not he's a WORLD CHAMPION and right now he's looking in pretty good condition. Anarky waiting for GUNS to get back to his feet, finally GUNS is getting up, his back is turned to Anarky... TURNS AROUND..... SUPERKICK and GUNS is down again. Anarky going to the ropes, he's heading up to the top rope... SHOOTING STAR PRESS. HE NAILS IT. COVERS... ONE....TWO.... THREEEEEEEEEEEE. He got em. Anarky is the winner, I can't believe it he pinned GUNS for a three count. SB: Wonder if he's still a "Glorified Jobber" ? BB: Thomas "The Machine" Gunn comes into the ring and he has both "belts". What are they doing ? Anarky with GUNS bottle of Urine and they are pouring it on him. Oh my this is uncalled for. SB: You've got to love the irony of it. He got to wear his belt. BB: Anarky and Gunn leaves the ring and GUNS is starting to stir and he's NOT HAPPY. Fans we will be right back with the War Games MAIN EVENT. ----------------------------------------------------------------- (FADEIN: GUNS is sitting in the locker room after the triangle match, still covered in urine, with a giant smile on his face.) GUNS: Ladies and gentlemen, this right here...is what the CSWA is all about. Anarky, from the bottom of my heart, I would like to offer you my heartiest congratulations. You're THE MAN!! (Golf claps.) Did you hear that pop you got when the referee counted my shoulders for the mat to a count of three? YOU'RE OVER! For the first time in your life, more than two people in the stands actually gave a damn about you. And when you poured that piss all over me...man, it gave me goosepimples. That was some pop. I'm very proud of you, man. Words can't even describe how proud I am of you. Being the company man that I am, Anarky...I just couldn't *stand* to see the EN World Heavyweight champion languishing in anonymity. You did it, buddy. You achieved your lifelong dream. You pinned my shoulders to the canvas for a count of three. I guess the dice were against me on this one. I kinda figured that they would be. And, just for the record, "Anarky dumps piss on GUNS" is side 157 on the 666 sided die. Now, there's only one leg left to JobTour '96. One more night. And I can hardly wait. If flesh could crawl, my skin would fall from off my bones and run away from here. You see, once I put Hornet over tomorrow night...I'll be on the liferaft watching the ship sink into the deep blue ocean. And won't it be grand? You see, Anarky...for this one night, I was the glorified jobber. Or maybe you didn't read the T-shirts, see the banners, or get a glimpse of that big ass red white and blue bus out there in the parking lot. I did what I came here to do tonight. Once again, Anarky, congratulations...and yes, Sammy, he's still King of the Glorified Jobbers. As for Hornet, well...I hope he loves the smell of stale urine, because I don't think I'm gonna be showering until he pins me 1-2-3 in the center of the ring. Then, after that match, I'll take the longest shower of my entire life...because I'll finally be able to get the stench that is the CSWA off of me...once and for all. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bus to catch. (Flashes the Kliq sign at the camera. FADEOUT) ========================================== BILL BUCKLEY: It's been a long and great night of action thus far, but it's time to end Day One of FISH FUND XI: The End of an Era! SAMMY BENSON: Let's just get on with it, I've seen enough of that freakin' toteboard for one night.. BILL BUCKLEY: Speaking of the toteboard, let's go to Stan Parsons who is with Wanda, Brother George, Hortense and the Love Sisters! Stan... SAMMY BENSON: NOOOOOOOo STAN PARSONS:(standing next to the toteboard) Well, Bill I'm here with Hortense...Hort..what's the latest..it's been a very eventful night.. HORTENSE: Stan, we've had a lot of nice people call in and make pledges, some even have handed us the money in person.. STAN PARSONS: Not to be rude, but our Main Event is waiting, can we speed things up a bit.. HORTENSE: Stan, other comment like that, and it's ON! Babydoll! Brother George: Sister Hortense...calm down....Brother Stan doesn't mean to be rude, that's just the way he was raised.. no please let's move on.. HORTENSE: Yes, you're right Brother..Stan, just a few minutes ago...President Poop of the AAWC, was kind enough to call in and pledge his life savings! STAN PARONS: Oh dear me, you have to be kidding! HORTENSE: Brother Poop if you're out there watching, and we know you are...thank you so much... Now, with Poop's lifesavings... STAN PARSONS: Just how much was it? BROTHER GEORGE: (coughs) HORTENSE: $5.23! STAN PARSONS: Holy smokes HORTENSE: Keep in mind, Stan that the AAWC is going through some rough times, with TV ratings down to a single point, PPV buyrates so low, that they are losing money...I mean about the only thing of value anymore are those trash cans that that little potty mouth Shane Matthews dropped the EN Tag Belts into... BROTHER GEORGE: Sister, I think his name is Shawn... HORTENSE: Shane, Shawn...whatever. Point being, Brother, with Poop's life savings...the Toteboard now stands at!!! Drum roll please.... STAN PARSONS: Oh for the love of... HORTENSE: (pushes a button on the toteboard) The board now stands at $8.00! (crowd cheers) STAN PARSONS: Please tell me, the CSWA isn't paying for this time... BROTHER GEORGE: (hugs Hortense and Stan, nearly killing Stan) Brother Parsons...can't you just feel the love!! STAN PARSONS: I feel something alright, and if you don't get it off of me, I'm sueing!......Bill, back to you.. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- BILL BUCKLEY: Now that that's settled, we're ready for our MAIN EVENT!! SAMMY BENSON: I need beer... BILL BUCKLEY: Cool it... ============================================================ WAR GAMES SUBMISSION OR SURRENDOR The X-Change (Adler, <> Cutters, Palmer, and Knight vs. AMERICA'S TEAM (HORNET, Windham, CS Express, and ???? ============================================================ (lights go out, fireworks explodes, and the laser light show begins) (Jesus Christ Superstar plays) RHUBARB JONES: Ladies and Gentleman...introducing the 1st team in tonight's MAIN EVENT...From Pittsburg,Pennsylvania, at 6'5" 257 a Former EN World Heavyweight Champion, and the current USN Heavyweight Champion, "Mr.Magnificent" Tom Adler! 6'1" 240, from Austin, Texas...Tully Planchard! From Minneapolis, Minnesota, 6 foot, 249...Ern Enderson! Their tag team partners, Jason Palmer, and Thomas Knight!! (mixed reaction) (Sirus Instr plays) RHUBARB JONES: And their opponents, first from Greensboro, North Carolina, and Murray Kentucky respectively Chad Gibson and Steve Morton, the CS Express!! From Sweetwater, Texas...6'5 263...the former UNIFIED and EN World Heavyweight Champion, "The Living Legend" Mark Windham! From Greensboro, North Carolina...6'5 254 a 3-time UNIFIED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, HORNET!!! (crowd erupts) BILL BUCKLEY: Where's their 5th man? SAMMY BENSON: Don't ask me, Buckley... RHUBARB JONES: I'm being told, that War Games will start without America's Team's 5th man! BILL BUCKLEY: What in the world? SAMMY BENSON: I knew it, Buckley..they never had a 5th man! BILL BUCKLEY: The cages have been lowered ontop of the two rings, this is exciting!! This fued has been brewing up months now!! And finally it's getting settled at FISH FUND! SAMMY BENSON: I doubt FISH FUND will settle anything... BILL BUCKLEY: We're just moments away..from kicking our MAIN EVENT off..both teams are going over their last minute plans, albeit it America's Team a man short! SAMMY BENSON: 4 against 5..in War Games Buckley, you can't go in shorthanded...your opponents will eat you alive! BILL BUCKLEY: Right you are, Sammy... it looks as if Ern Enderson will start for the <> X-Change!! And it'll be HORNET, for America's Team!! SAMMY BENSON: Being down a man, maybe they're thinking sending in their best early, is the way to go, but personally I don't like it... with his career on the line tomorrow night HORNET is an idiot..why risk tomorrow night by going in first! BILL BUCKLEY: Because this is WAR! You do what you have to to win! BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson and HORNET are in the cage...Both men circling around, trying to feel their way around this awesome set up! Two rings, two cages! SAMMY BENSON: Too much bled shed if you ask me..this is stupid, everyone in this match has more to lose than gain in this match! BILL BUCKLEY: I'll agree with you on that one, Sammy. Enderson charges at HORNET and backs him into a corner.. Double E is firing away...he's a mad man! SAMMY BENSON: I don't think you've said it, but I will, these two will be in here for 5 minutes, after which a coin will be flipped...but instead, since this is the CSWA we're going to roll a 20 sided die..whoever gets the odd number gets the man advantage! BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson fires away, but HORNET turns things around and now he's the one nailing Ern! HORNET whips Enderson across the ring, HORNET SPLASH!! SAMMY BENSON: That's nice and all, but pinfalls don't count! Remember that! BILL BUCKLEY: And add to that, that submissions only count when WAR GAMES begins! SAMMY BENSON: I knew I was forgetting something... BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET doesn't go for the Scorpion.. instead he drops an elbow..he picks up Ern, and Enderson slips a shot to the groin in.. SAMMY BENSON: That'll stop a man dead in his tracks.. BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson with a DDT!! And that makes Maxwell Diamond and company very happy on the outside!! Enderson grabs HORNET by the hair, and tosses him into the ropes, SPINEBUSTER!! SAMMY BENSON: Just imagine what this will be like, when all 10 people get in there! Or 9.... BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson has HORNET up, and he's going to throw him into the cage...but HORNET reverses it and sends Ern head first into the steel cage!! SAMMY BENSON: That's what I call using your head... BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET fires Enderson head first into the other side...and he flings him over the ropes and into the second ring!! SAMMY BENSON: How much time is left??!! RHUBARB JONES: 1 minute remains...1 minute.. SAMMY BENSON: Oh thanks Rhub...I'm good. BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET who is still in the 1st ring, gets a running start, and there's a SHOOTING STAR PRESS over the ropes and into the second ring!!! OHMY! SAMMY BENSON: Good gracious.. BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson is in trouble...as HORNET hooks on the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! SAMMY BENSON: That's what you have to do Buckley, wear your opponent down! BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson is in the Scropion deathlock, he's got nowhere to go...look at the expression of pain on his face! SAMMY BENSON: HOW MUCH TIME!! RHUBARB JONES: 10...9....8.... BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson is hanging on for dear life!! RHUBARB JONES: 7.....6......5....4.....3.....2...1 BILL BUCKLEY: It's over!!! HORNET releases the Scorpion, as Endersons grabs his right leg! He's broken men's legs with leglock in long amounts of time like that..Enderson, has to regroup if he can... SAMMY BENSON: Here comes commissioner Honold with the 30 sided die! We're about to find out who gets the man advantage! BILL BUCKLEY: Both sides meet on the outside...Honold gives the die over to Windham..he rolls and it's a....22! SAMMY BENSON: Now all Diamond has to do is roll an odd number, if he rolls even we do it again! BILL BUCKLEY: Diamond rolls.....5! IT'S AN ODD NUMBER, AND THE X-CHANGE have the man advantage! That's big, Sammy! SAMMY BENSON: That's very Big....now for the next 1 and half minutes..the <>X-change will have a two on one advantage! BILL BUCKLEY: Tully Planchard jumps in...and he goes right after HORNET, but HORNET stops him with a savat kick..andnow a bench press slam! Look at that power! SAMMY BENSON: I've seen it for the last 8 years Buckley, you don't have to remind me! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET fires Planchard's face into the turnbuckle, one...two...three..four times, before Enderson clips his left knee! Planchard stomps away at the 3-time UNIFIED champion... SAMMY BENSON: Now, they've finally got the man down.. this is where their advantage will come into play! Enderson and Planchard a double suplex! Tully holds HORNET's legs...while Ern drops elbow after elbow! SAMMY BENSON: He's in trouble, Billy boy. BILL BUCKLEY: Both men have HORNET up, and they send him head first into the steel cage!! Off the rebound Enderson with a SPINEBUSTER! SAMMY BENSON: This is why they were the EN Tag Team champions...they work so well together! RHUBARB JONES: 10 seconds! 9...8.....7.. BILL BUCKLEY: 7 seconds left as the <> Cutters work over HORNET some more...there's a spiked piledriver! Oh this is brutal! RHUBARB JONES: 4..3...2...1!! BILL BUCKLEY: Their man advantage is up! BILL BUCKLEY: The cage door has opened and here comes Steve Morton!! Morton climbs to the top rope, and flies off with a drop kick that sends Planchard into the cage!! SAMMY BENSON: You normally don't think of the CS Express as two men that should or would want to be in a WAR GAMES, but here they are! BILL BUCKLEY: Morton pops Enderson in the head...Ern is sent for a ride, back body drop! Morton goes up top..he's going to try the victory roll, but Enderson with a powerbomb instead! SAMMY BENSON: Nice counter by Enderson! He dropped that CS punk like a bad habit! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET nails Enderson with a clothesline...he's back up...a little beat down, but he's back up! SAMMY BENSON: He should have stayed down! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET has Tully, and he sends him over the ropes and into the other ring! Morton, shoots Enderson into the ropes, flying burritto! SAMMY BENSON: Now, there's a move you don't see everyday! BILL BUCKLEY: Morton climbs to the top rope, he's got a hold of the top of the cage...he just swung himself across the cage and then dropped a leg on Enderson! SAMMY BENSON: Not a bad move, by the punk... BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET has Planchard up for a Brainbuster and he drops him! HORNET goes to the top..the tide has turned! SAMMY BENSON: Yeah, but it doesn't really matter...we've only got 10 seconds left in this period! RHUBARB JONES: 9...8....7....6.. BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET flies off, but Tully moves out of the way! HORNET hit hard, Sammy! And Tully is wasting no time, he's got HORNET in the figure 4!! SAMMY BENSON: HA! That a way, Tully! BILL BUCKLEY: As the bell rings, Morton is on the top rope pounding away on Enderson! There's the bell, and in comes 'Mr.Magnificent" TOM ADLER!! The USN champ is in! SAMMY BENSON: 3 on 2...I love it! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler is in, and he goes right after Morton! Adler with a crotch shot...and that drops Morton from the top! Tom, dragonfly suplex! Morton is out! SAMMY BENSON: You see, America's Team started off with their best, and look at HORNET now... Maxwell Diamond was smart enough to save Adler..and it's paying off! BILL BUCKLEY: It is for the moment!...Adler is making his way over towards HORNET...OHMY! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler climbs through the ropes, and he's making his way to HORNET, who's in a figure 4, courtesy of Tully Planchard! SAMMY BENSON: Say goodbye HORNET! It's over, son. BILL BUCKLEY: Adler...pulls out a metal rod, what the heck!! You can't have foreign objects in WAR GAMES! SAMMY BENSON: Of course you can, hey Buckley..anything goes in WAR! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler drives that rod into HORNET's knee! Tully takes the figure 4 off, but Adler continues to hammer away! SAMMY BENSON: It's obvious the <>X-change have pin pointed HORNET as the man they want to submit! How embarrasing would that be, for America's Team! BILL BUCKLEY: Very!...Enderson sends Morton into the cage! Planchard has made his way over..both men now stomping away at Morton...this period can't end too soon for Morton and HORNET! SAMMY BENSON: Adler...has done his damage with that rod, as he stuffs it back in his right boot... you know if he keeps doing stuff like this, I might start to like him! BILL BUCKLEY: Tom..tucks HORNET's right leg behind him, lifts him up..and there's a kneebreaker! Adler has come in with an agenda..he's gone right after HORNET! SAMMY BENSON: This is why the man advantage is so imporant! BILL BUCKLEY: As Enderson and Planchard deal a double dose of punishment to Morton on the other side, Adler is taking care of business against HORNET in the other! Tom, butterfly suplex! He goes for the cover, and counts to two himself..and then starts laughing! What's he trying to prove! SAMMY BENSON: Tom Adler folks...crayons or not..he's funny! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler has HORNET laid out...he's on the middle turnbuckle..he jumps off and drives his body weight right onto HORNET's knee! SAMMY BENSON: Who knows, Buckley, HORNET might be saying I quit as we speak! HA! BILL BUCKLEY: This period is coming to a close, just a few seconds left...and I believe that Mark Windham is walking up the steps to the cage door, he's going to be next!! SAMMY BENSON: Enderson and Planchard whip Morton to the ropes, Morton slides under Tully's legs...Double dropkick! He dropkicked them both!!! RHUBARB JONES:6.....5......4......3.......2......1. BILL BUCKLEY: There's the bell, and Mark Windham rips open the cage door, he's in the CAGE!!! Listen to this hometown crowd, they are going nuts! Windham is in, Implant DDT on Tully!! SAMMY BENSON: How much time is left until the next period begins!? BILL BUCKLEY: Windham has Tully and Ern...Double headknocker! Morton is a bloody mess...but he fires Ern into the cage!! SAMMY BENSON: I'm not sure if Adler knows that Windham is in the ring!! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham is making his way towards the other cage..he's through the ropes...Adler sees him and kicks him in the gut...Adler hammering away.... SAMMY BENSON: There Windham, take that you loon. BILL BUCKLEY: Adler sends Windham to the ropes, Windham ducks his clothesline attempt and there's the lariat! He nearly took Adler's head off with that! SAMMY BENSON: Not good...not good at all. BILL BUCKLEY: Windham..implant DDT! He's taking it to Tom Adler..if anything Sammy he's giving HORNET a chance to regroup! SAMMY BENSON: He certain needs it...he was being beaten like the Gun controlling freak he is! BILL BUCKLEY: Morton is taking to the <>Cutters! Morton with a Frank'n'Parsons, on Enderson! He's taken a lot of punishment at the hands of the <>X-change, but he's still hanging in there..fighting with every he's got! SAMMY BENSON: Don't sugarcoat it Buckley.. BILL BUCKLEY: Windham...has Adler's head against the cage, and he's rubbing it back and forth...almost like he's trying to shred cheese or something! SAMMY BENSON: Good call...Bill BILL BUCKLEY: Adler, kicks Windham in the groin....that slows Windham a bit...long enough for Adler to execute a belly to back suplex! SAMMY BENSON: There you go Tom...soften him up for tomorrow night! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler, surprisingly makes his way to the other cage...Adler puts in knee in the back of Morton!! SAMMY BENSON: Tom is no dummy, he realizes that in this cage it's 3 on 1! Not 2 on 1! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET gets to his feet...he's taken some bad shots on that knee...but he's perched on the top rope.. HORNET flying body press on Planchard! Windham is in there as well! Adler and Enderson meet Windham...Mark gets thrown into the ropes, double clothesline! SAMMY BENSON: Here comes the 4 on 3 advantage!! RHUBARB JONES: 5.....4....3....2....1 BILL BUCKLEY: That's the bell, and here comes Thomas Knight! Knight hits the ring...he sends Morton into the cage! Knight...swinging neckbreaker on Windham! SAMMY BENSON: I love these types of periods! BILL BUCKLEY: The other ones make you too moody. SAMMY BENSON: What's that mean, HEY !!! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET clotheslines Knight as he gets up!! HORNET rakes the eyes of Tom Adler...but Enderson kicks his knee...HORNET comes right back with a savat kick! SAMMY BENSON: Oh come Ern...bite the man if you have to! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler plants a knee into HORNET's gut.. They shoot HORNET across the ring, backfirst into the turnbuckle, he comes rushing out double clothesline! He took both their heads off with that one!! SAMMY BENSON: Yeah, but look out for Knight!! BILL BUCKLEY: Thomas Knight, pops him in the mouth with an elbow! Knight...has him up, brainbuster!! SAMMY BENSON: Oh right! Here we go! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham has rolled into the other cage, taking Enderson with him! Planchard is pounding on Morton.. Steve by far is the worst off of any of the wrestlers in here right now! SAMMY BENSON: He's not man enough for War Games! I tried to tell you! BILL BUCKLEY: Knight and Adler..have HORNET up Double powerbomb! Adler...he's going for it!! He's not wasting any more time he's got the Masterlock!! SAMMY BENSON: It's over Buckley!! It's really, really over! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET is in intense pain! I don't think he can get out....Knight and Planchard are beating Morton senseless, and Windham is in the other cage!! HORNET has to hang on..he's gotta wait for this period to end! SAMMY BENSON: Sadly enough, he won't have to wait long! RHUBARB JONES: 7....6....5....4.....3....2.. BILL BUCKLEY: Windham has the claw on Enderson!! Enderson has been in there the longest, and now he's in trouble!! That's it!! The cage door flings open, and in comes Chad Gibson!! Gibson...runs in, and tackles Knight!! Gibson with a right hand..and other....Gibson with a superkick! SAMMY BENSON: Oh dear...come on Palmer don't wait..get your butt in here! BILL BUCKLEY: Chad..drops an elbow on Adler..he broke the Masterlock!!! Morton to his feet...his face is a crimson mask, but he's up! Steve and Chad whip Adler into the ropes, DOUBLE DROPKICK!! Listen to this crowd! SAMMY BENSON: I'd rather not, thanks! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET, rulls under the ropes..he's going into Windham's ring....Enderson is out of it, Sammy! HORNET to his feet, and he hooks on the Scorpion deathlock!!! As Windham goes to the other cage...at this rate, I'm not sure that Enderson can last when WAR GAMES begins! SAMMY BENSON: How much time is left!!?? BILL BUCKLEY: Windham piledrives Adler!! Now he's going for the Sharpshooter!!! About 15 seconds remain, but the <>X-change might not recover! SAMMY BENSON: Count Rhubarb, count!! BILL BUCKLEY: Gibson is on the top rope..Morton throws him off, look out Tully, a ROCKET LAUNCHER!! Knight gets superkicked again! RHUBARB JONES: 9....8.....7....6.....5.....4 SAMMY BENSON: YES! Open the door...open the door!! RHUBARB JONES: 3....2....1.. BILL BUCKLEY: You get your wish Sammy, Jason Palmer is in.. and he's fired up! Palmer kicks Windham in the back of the head!! Palmer is all over Gibson!! SAMMY BENSON: Now, this is more like it!! Just the way it should be! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler hammers Morton with a double Axe handle!! Adler, Dragonfly suplex!! Morton has already taken numberous bumps on his neck! Adler...makes his way to the other cage...where HORNET is killing Enderson with the Scorpion!! SAMMY BENSON: It's about time for another HORNET beating, it's been awhile.. BILL BUCKLEY: Adler is in, but HORNET drops the Scorpion, catches Adler with a savat kick! HORNET sends Adler for a ride, powerslam!! He literally drove Adler through the mat! SAMMY BENSON: Come on, Diamond call for some reenforcements! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET goes to the top rope, he's going for a Shooting Star Press!!! Tom moves out of the way, and HORNET hits hard! SAMMY BENSON: I love it! BILL BUCKLEY: Planchard and Enderson are choking the life out of Windham!! Knight and Palmer are trading blows with CS!! Adler has the Masterlock on again!! He's got HORNET!! For the entire match, HORNET has had metal rods driven into his knee, he's been worked over pretty well! SAMMY BENSON: But they've saved the best for last!! Adler has HORNET ready to say I quit!! Say it punk! HAA! BILL BUCKLEY: We're nearing the end of this period, but Sammy America's Team doesn't have a 5th member! When that bell rings, they will still be down 4 men to 5! SAMMY BENSON: Say goodnight, folks! This one is all but over! BILL BUCKLEY: Enderson with a DDT on Windham!! America's Team is in deep trouble!! RHUBARB JONES: 7....6....5....4.....3.....2...... BILL BUCKLEY: There's the bell, but....nobody is home!! The 5th man is not out there!! RHUBARB JONES: LET THE WAR GAMES BEGIN!! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham tries to make is way into the other cage to help, HORNET, but Planchard rolls him back in their ring! SAMMY BENSON: Look at Morton! He's covered in blood! Come on, Son, say it...you'll only be doing yourself a favor! BILL BUCKLEY: Palmer and Knigh...spiked piledriver on Gibson! This is brutal!! How much longer, can this one go on... somebody has to give for America's Team! SAMMY BENSON: Give me the mic, I'll say it for them! HAA! (crowd erupts) BILL BUCKLEY: Apparently someone is making their way down the aisle..... SAMMY BENSON: NOO! NOO!! BILL BUCKLEY: IT'S "Devasting" MIKE RANDALLS!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD!! SAMMY BENSON: This can't be happening!! It can't! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls, look at him Sammy! His face is already a bloody mess.... SAMMY BENSON: Dont' sugarcoat it Bill, the man is foaming at the mouth!! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls, throws open the cage door, he's their 5th man!!! I don't believe it!! Randalls is in, he's kicking the tar out of Adler...Tom stands up fights back, but Randalls just stands there...he wants Adler to fight back!! SAMMY BENSON: The man is nuts! Plain and simple! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls fires Adler into the corner..he's got HORNET...he whips HORNET into the corner, HORNET SPLASH!! Randalls has electrified this crowd!!! Randalls is in the other ring, now...Enderson and Planchard see him, and they want no part!! SAMMY BENSON: This is getting out of hand!! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham from behind, double bulldog!! Mark and Randalls have a hold of Knight...and they send him headfirst into the cage!! HORNET is keeping Adler at bay! SAMMY BENSON: I don't like this one bit...not one bit! BILL BUCKLEY: Morton and Gibson are alive, somehow... they're both working on Palmer in one corner.... Windham, implant DDT on Enderson!! SAMMY BENSON: Diamond needs a 6th man, come on!! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls...drops Knight with a tombstone piledriver....WHAT IN THE!!??? Randalls reaches into his boot, and pulls out..he's got a TASER! SAMMY BENSON: Oh my dear lord!!! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls has a taser, and he's shocking Thomas Knight!!! He's got that thing right up against his neck!!! SAMMY BENSON: That better not be burnt flesh I smell!! BILL BUCKLEY: Knight has no help in sight...and he's being shocked to death!!! Pee Wee is outside the cage, just in case.... SAMMY BENSON: His hair is smoking!! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls is giving Knight the shock of his life.... THAT'S IT!! PEE WEE HAS CALLED FOR THE BELL, THOMAS KNIGHT HAS GIVEN UP!! SAMMY BENSON: I didn't hear anything! BILL BUCKLEY: America's Team has won WAR GAMES!! SAMMY BENSON: What a sad day!! Let'em go two out of three! BILL BUCKLEY: America's Team has won it Sammy, and that means they get 5 minutes with any <>X-Change member they want! SAMMY BENSON: They'd be fools not to go after Adler, especially since he has a match against Windham tomorrow. BILL BUCKLEY: I'll have to agree with you there, but wait a minute...Pee Wee Troutman, and Ben Worthington just pushed Maxwell Diamond in the cage!! Sammy, America's Team has choosen to take their 5 minutes on Maxwell Diamond! SAMMY BENSON: Fools... BILL BUCKLEY: Chad Gibson has Diamond by the shirt collar! Body slam! Look at Maxwell, he wants out! Windham sends Diamond into the ropes, Lariat!! That one, was brutal! SAMMY BENSON: This is wrong, Buckley...Adler and Co. are locked out..they can't save Diamond! BILL BUCKLEY: They agreed to the terms! HORNET..SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! Good heavens! SAMMY BENSON: This is insane....what did Diamond ever do to America's Team!! If you ask me, they've taken the Cowards way out! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls calls off, HORNET...this could be interesting...both men staring at each other...now Randalls takes the taser to Diamond!! SAMMY BENSON: I can't watch this... BILL BUCKLEY: Maxwell Diamond is a little well done! Up next, CS Enterprises puts ownership on the line against....Diamond and Knight?! SAMMY BENSON: Now how is that match suppose to happen?! BILL BUCKLEY: We'll find out...good grief...what's that smell! BB: Ladies and gentlemen, we're back, and we're supposed to have our post-MAIN EVENT challenge match. But I'm not even sure if that match is going to happen. Let's head down to Rhubarb Jones. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the last match of the first night here at FISH FUND XI: End of An Era is a special challenge match. The ownership of the CSWA is on the line, as well as one million dollars. Fans, first, the current co-owners of the CSWA...here are the ENFORCER and the KENTUCKY KID, Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas, CS ENTERPRISES! Their opponents, their scheduled opponents at least, are two men who just finished up in the double caged WAR GAMES. For the X-Change, the challengers, MAXWELL DIAMOND and DR. THOMAS KNIGHT! BB: Well, Merritt and Thomas are in the ring, but there's no sign as of yet from the X-Change. Under the contract, only the scheduled opponents can compete in this challenge match, and I can tell you that after the WAR GAMES, neither man can be ready to compete again. SB: Compete? I can still smell Knight's hair for goodness' sakes! BB: That may be because HERE HE COMES! THOMAS KNIGHT is slowly but surely walking right down here to the ring. It looks like we're going to have another handicap match here tonight. Hold on, Merritt has the microphone in the ring. Merritt: Well, look at this. Where's the man who made the challenge? Aw....is that him being taken away in the ambulance? Oh well, Knight, you'll have to do, although you look like half of the little hair you had left has been singed. BB: Wait a second! Knight just took off, and he dives into the ring and tackles Merritt! Thomas Knight is ALL OVER Merritt! But there's Thomas, Stephen Thomas, that is. He stomps hard on the back of the head of Thomas Knight, knocking him off of Merritt. But Knight is quickly on his feet, and he nails Thomas with a clothesline! Referee Ben Worthington is forcing Stephen Thomas out of the ring, as well he should. SB: Didn't this guy just get hit with a taser for goodness' sakes? BB: Merritt is on his feet. He charges Knight, but Knight easily sidesteps Merritt and sends him headfirst into the turnbuckle. SB: Merritt just went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. BB: Knight follows in with an elbow and then slams Merritt's head again and again and again into the turnbuckle. Thomas tries to break into the ring, but the referee keeps him out. Knight scoops Merritt up......and sends him down hard with a power slam! Knight heads up to the second rope! He comes off with an elbow! He covers!!!! ONE...........................TWO........................... NO! Merritt gets his foot on the ropes and the referee calls for the break. Knight is on his feet rlatively quickly, and he pulls the groggy Merritt up as well. SB: Relatively quickly for a man who just took a taser ya mean. BB: Knight seems to be slowing down....but so far, he's been more than enough to take care of Chad Merritt in the ring. Thomas Knight whips Merritt into the ropes. Whoa! Merritt just ducks a clothesline!!! He comes off the ropes with a flying crossbody...but GETS CAUGHT! POWERSLAM by Knight! ONE.........TWO.....NO! Merritt kicked out! You've got to believe that if Knight was anywhere close to 100%, that the X-Change would be the new owners of the CSWA. SB: Knight is much slower getting up once again, but Merritt isn't moving hardly at all either. Hold on, the fans are on their feet here. What's going on? Someone just pulled Stephen Thomas off the ring apron! SB: IT'S KATZ! BB: JON "CRUNCHER" KATZ has made an appearance, and he just nailed Thomas in the leg with a baseball bat! He's trying to ensure that CS Enterprises won't be able to defend themselves tomorrow night! He doesn't care about winning the CSWA, he just wants to hurt Merritt and Thomas! Inside the ring, Knight just DDTed Merritt! That could be it! Katz just rolled Thomas into the ring! SB: You don't think Katz cares about winning the CSWA!? He's gonna make sure that no one else BUT he and Ryder can take the league! BB: Katz follows Thomas in and nails him again with that baseball bat to the knee! The referee has obviously seen the exchange and he's calling for the bell. CS Enterprises is going to keep the league after this match. But Stephen Thomas is hurt, and he could be hurt badly. SB: I've got to get outta here, Buckley, I need to go do some quick kissing up. Do you know where Ryder's staying? BB: The nearest Marriott, I think. The paramedics are coming down to take care of Thomas. I think Knight's a little more stunned than anything. It looked like he had this won, after keeping it one-on-one for almost all of the match. I'm sure he and the X-Change will take it up with whoever they choose soon enough. But tomorrow, Adler will defend his CSWA USN Championship which he has 'renamed' against Mark Windham, in a match that certainly pits two of the top wrestlers in the world. And in another, the second part of the TRIPLE MAIN EVENT, two of the other top wrestlers anywhere will put their careers on the line, when HORNET and GUNS go at it one last time. And that's just part of the second night action, folks. We'll have a new Greensboro Champ crowned, and all sorts of titles and stipulations on the line. That's all the time we have! Thanks for joining us for the first night of FISH FUND XI!!!