CSWA PRIMETIME in Boston June 2, 1996 ----------------------------- (CSWA Logo appears on screen) (Fadein to: Bill Buckley and the RED Midget) BILLY BUCKLEY: Hello everyone I'm Bill Buckley and I'm joined by the RED Midget!! We're LIVE from Boston and it's time for CSWA PRIMETIME!! RED MIDGET: It's time, and I'm pumped!!! Doing this job night in and night out is a tall order, but I'm up to it! BILL BUCKLEY: I see, you're already in rare form! RED MIDGET: It's what I get paid to do....hey it could be worse..I could be another drunk like Benson! BILL BUCKLEY: Don't ever bring that name up again! RED MIDGET: Sorry... BILL BUCKLEY: RED, we've got lots of jammed packed action tonight! The UNIFIED World Heavyweight champion is here, wrestling in a non-title bout. We've got Heartbreaker vs HORNET, and our MAIN EVENT for the EN World Heavyweight title, Mark Windham defends against "Mr.Magnificent" Tom Adler! RED MIDGET: I'm looking forward to that one, Bill! I predict we'll see a new champion tonight! BILL BUCKLEY: You said that last time! RED MIDGET: Maybe so, but I've gotten be right at some point in time! BILL BUCKLEY: Let's get the action started!! ============================================================ "MARVELOUS" Mark Windsor vs Carl Brigsby Mark Windsor returned to action, after losing his CSWA debut in Chicago! Tonight, he seemed more at ease and showed the crowd in Boston what he can do. Brigsby didn't put up much of a fight, as Windsor stayed on top of him all night long! "Marvelous" Mark used a figure 4 to break Carl's spirit, and finished off a former US Tag Team Champion, with a sleeper hold! Winner: MARK WINDSOR ============================================================ RAGE 'O FIRE vs The Sarge Rage 'O Fire much like Windsor returned tonight after losing his debut at the UNITED CENTER! His opponent The Sarge, spend some time in the CSWA in it's early years... he left the CSWA years ago, at nearly 600 lbs..he returned tonight at 559 lbs...so he was obiviously ligter on his feet! RAGE excited the crowd when he swept the big man off his feet and dropped him to the mat! It didn't take but a few mintues for RAGE 'O Fire to get his first victory in the CSWA! Winner: RAGE 'O FIRE BILL BUCKLEY: We're back....RED its' good to see two newcomers come back tonight and get their first wins here in the CSWA! RED MIDGET: It just warms my heart... BILL BUCKLEY: Oh come on, RED...you have to admit the CSWA is full of lots of young talent! This is the most exciting time for this league! New faces, loads of talent! RED MIDGET: Plus, Midgets!! BILL BUCKLEY: Get it through your head that MidgetMania is NOT happening! RED MIDGET: It already is...big man! BILL BUCKLEY: And on that not, let's keep the action going! RED MIDGET: MIDGETS! WE WANT MIDGETS!! BILL BUCKLEY: That's enough..... ============================================================ The Crippler vs Kaleidoscope Kaleidoscope is another one of the 'fresh' faces that we're seeing the CSWA right now....he's yet to take off and get on a roll, but tonight he had it all working, and picked up a win! The Crippler was just that, he was brutal, and had 'scope on the ropes many times! Using chairs, and anything else he could find that wasn't bolted down...he beat Kaleidoscope within an inch of his life! That wasn't good enough, as Kaleidoscope used a few chairs himself, and wrapped up the victory with a nice TR sunset flip! Winner: KALEIDOSCOPE ============================================================ Scott Clark vs Anarky Clark returned to the CSWA after a two year vacation...he was once managed by (gasp) Sammy"The Mastermind" Benson! Being managed by Sammy, that means he never really reached the top of the ladder. He's got some talent, but with Sammy as his manager...come on. :) He returned tonight, taking a break from Japan which is where he spends most of his time....Anarky fresh off his defeat at the hands of Billy Starr, looked to get things going in the right direction again. Anarky was on his game, as he wrestled Clark for over 15 minutes..this might have been the sleeper of the night...Anarky won it with a DDT! Winner: ANARKY BILL BUCKLEY: RED, it's that time once again! RED MIDGET: You have to pee again??? BILL BUCKLEY: No, Webster, it's time for a commerical break! ----------------------------------------------------------- BILL BUCKLEY: Alrighty folks, we're glad you stayed with us.... RED MIDGET: That was a very informative break... "Confidence is very sexy don't you think?" BILL BUCKLEY: Did Stan spike your pre-show drink again? He's got a nasty habit of doing that... RED MIDGET: I'm not sure if he did or not, but I Feeellll so gooood!! BILL BUCKLEY: I'll take that as a yes! RED MIDGET: Take it however you like, just answer me this... Can I have another?? BILL BUCKLEY: Uh...no! RED MIDGET: I hate you... ============================================================ Joey Melton vs Mr.Self-Destruct Melton has had a lot on his mind lately, including a HUGE offer from Ray S. Cornette! Melton turned down the money, and has set his sights on once again being the UNIFIED World champion! That won't be a easy task, considering the talent that's in the CSWA these days! Tonight's match certainly didn't help his cause..Mr.Self-Destruct went the 20 minute time limit with Joey tonight, as this match ended in a draw...if Melton is to climb the ladder again, he's got to finish off his matches! Mr.Self-Destruct showed the world a lot tonight! Winner: DRAW ============================================================ Scotty Michaels vs Wild Asian Michaels and Wild Asian put on a display of pure wrestling greatness tonight! The Wild Asian used everything but the kitchen sink! Sending Michaels through table, after table! Leaping off of the top rope, and chairs! Scotty on the other hand, kept shaking off the blows dealt by Wild Asian and dished out some of his own! Michaels wrestled his best match in a while...throwing himself around the ring, and from the top like a rag doll! Several times it looked like the had the Asian dead to rights, with a powerbomb, superkick, double chicken wing, and rude awakening! But to his credit, the former Greensboro champion wouldn't go down! The 30 minute time limit expired before a pinfall occured! The real winner in this match, were the fans! Winner: DRAW BILL BUCKLEY: RED, What a match!! RED MIDGET: It wasn't half bad...I have to say. BILL BUCKLEY: Scotty Michaels he's really coming into his own, these days! The man can flat out wrestle! He proved that in Chicago! RED MIDGET: He's a former USN Champion of course he can wrestle, Bill. BILL BUCKLEY: Don't get smart with me.. RED MIDGET: You wanna go big man!! BILL BUCKLEY: Please....back to that match...I wouldn't mind seeing another match up between Michaels and the Wild Asian! RED MIDGET: They put on a display of wrestling tonight, I'm sure they'd do the same again! BILL BUCKLEY: Let's head back to the ring, for more action! ============================================================ Jagger Van Justice vs Bonecrusher Bonecrusher, a former mult-time USN champion is also looking to climb the ladder once again...he's shown signs lately of coming out of his funk....and once again he had it all working tonight! He should have walked out of here with a win, but Jagger Van Justice wouldn't let that happen! Justice in just his second match in the CSWA, is already proving he's a force! Coming off of a debut win, he took BC to the limits...both men were counted out when the action got a little too heated on the outside! Winner: Countout BILL BUCKLEY: We'll be back with more right after this! -------------------------------------------------------- BB: Hello wrestling fans, we're back here after the U-62 station break. Welcome back to CSWA PRIMETIME coming to you LIVE from Boston, Mass! RM: The home of baked beans! BB: Oh, please shut up. For once in your little pathetic life, shut up. RM: We all know you love me, Buckley. Just because I won't... BB: If you don't shut up, I'm going to slam this microphone so far down your throat... Sorry about that fans, but it had to be done. I don't know if I can't stand this midget for much longer. RM: Hey, at least I'm not Benson. BB: Didn't I tell you to shut up, you little freak! Fans, coming up next the Unified Champion is in action! "GOLDEN BOY" PAUL PIERCE vs. BRAD DAVIS Pierce walked out to the ring in street clothes, apparently either not ready to wrestle, or thinking the matchup against this former CSWA Greensboro Champ would be an easy one. He quickly took the microphone from Rhubarb Jones and announced that he was the Unified Champ. And that he had decided to focus on just that, being the Unified Champion. He announced that he would not be wrestling tonight in this non-title matchup, and that we shouldn't look to see him in any action other than Unified Title matches unless he decided he was going to wrestle them! WINNER: No-contest BB: I don't think I've EVER seen a Unified Champion quite like that! RM: Hey, he's doing what it takes to keep the title. BB: I guess so. He's in a unique position. The Unified Championship Committee is making a concentrated effort to defend the Unified Title in more leagues than the CSWA, so even if Pierce is just making Unified Title defenses, he's still got quite a schedule on his hands. RM: He's choosing his fights, Buckley. He's already got the Unified Title, he doesn't need some leagues second-hand titles, not even the CSWA's. That twenty pounds of gold around his waist says he's the best around right now, and he's taking it seriously. BB: Apparently so. We've received word that Pierce is doing this in all the federations he participates in, now including the CSWA. Oh well, up next, we've got former Unified Tag Champs in action. CS EXPRESS vs. MASKED ASSASSINS This was the CS Express's first match since returning from a stint in Japan. They certainly started back where they left off outside the ring, helping out America's Team against the <> Cutters' attack in Chicago. They also started off where they started inside the ring, systematically working over Scope and Bullet. These two teams have had good matches in the past for gold, but in this case, it was all one-sided. Gibson started it off early with a series of punishing armbars and reverse chin locks, followed up by a camel clutch. He quickly tagged in Morton, who took Bullet to town with a series of fast-paced maneuvers, including a quick two-count following a victory roll. CS kept Bullet away from making the tag, and Gibson followed up with a "blaster of bums" coming off the middle of the top rope with a clothesline. A quick double dropkick later, Morton got the cover while Gibson held off Scope. WINNER: CS EXPRESS BB: Morton and Gibson look impressive as always. RM: Please, they were facing the Masked Assassins for goodness' sakes. Space God could look good against them by himself. BB: You better watch it. My last commentating partner that made fun of Space God got beat up pretty bad. Plus the fact that Space God is on a roll currently. RM: Ooooh, I'm scared. BB: You better be shaking in your little size 4 boots, Midget, because if he doesn't take care of you, I just might. Fans, coming up next, the former EN World Champ takes on the current ASWF World Champ. GUNS vs. ATTAXX These two men have had quite a feud raging in other federations, and recently, ATTAXX decided to bring it to the CSWA, attacking GUNS. Not only that, but recently, ATTAXX interfered in a GUNS/Pierce match for the Unified Title in the ASWF. This match was like two bulls squaring off against each other, and the ring seemed barely big enough to contain them. GUNS got the early advantage as the two men jockeyed for position early, and dumped ATTAXX down hard with a clothesline that sent him outside the ring. GUNS followed ATTAXX out, sending him into the metal railing throat-first, then taking the boots to them. GUNS rolled back inside, apparently willing to let ATTAXX lay on the outside and get counted out. But ATTAXX wasn't willing to give up. He climbed back in the ring, breaking the count at eight. Immediately, GUNS tried to take the boots to him, but ATTAXX caught GUNS by the leg and pulled him down onto the mat while he stood outside. ATTAXX wraps GUNS leg around the ring post hard three times, then pulled the big man outside. ATTAXX caught the former multi-time EN champ with a clothesline that knocked him back-first into the apron, and then whipped him across hard into the metal railing. ATTAXX charged and almost took GUNS' head off with another clothesline before taking his opponent back into the ring. ATTAXX caught GUNS with a heart punch, his set-up maneuver!!! But he made a mistake in trying to get GUNS up for the chokeslam. GUNS was able to stay down and take ATTAXX over for a backdrop. GUNS quickly closed in with a small package by surprise, just barely getting the three-count and the win! After the match was officially over, ATTAXX wasn't quite done, attacking GUNS with a chair as the former EN World Champ exited down the aisle. GUNS was caught totally off guard, getting laid out from the chair shots by ATTAXX. Once ATTAXX was done with his little rampage, GUNS was helped up to his feet by some of security, and walked back to the dressing room under his own power. BB: Can you believe what we just saw out of ATTAXX!? I mean, I knew the man acted like some crazy combat veteran, but come on! He got beat fair and square. RM: The commie b*stard gets no food... BB: What??? We're on live television for goodness' sakes you idiot! RM: Sorry, it's one of my favorite movie quotes. BB: Didn't I already tell you once to shut up? Up next, the match for the Greensboro Heavyweight Championship, as newly-crowned two-time champ Billy Starr takes on former CSWA Presidential Champion Scott Waters. "BLAZIN'" BILLY STARR vs. "THE PERFECT PACKAGE" SCOTT WATERS Both these men will be competing in the Double WINNING STREAK for the IC Title at BOB14, but after a match like this, they may not make it. Starr is known for his speed and power, Waters is known for his power and his technical ability. Starr set the momentum early, slapping Waters full out across the face and then following up with a standing dropkick. Starr continued to dominate for the first five minutes or so of the match, catching Waters with a series of elbows, dropkicks and clotheslines that kept The Perfect Package off his feet and off his game. But Waters took advantage of Starr's style by catching him with an atomic drop after a missed clothesline, and then dropping Starr hard with a belly to back suplex for a one-count. Waters kept Starr on the mat, quickly hooking in a step-over-toe hold that had the Greensboro Champ screaming "No!" when asked if he would submit. Finally, Starr was able to inch his way to the ropes, but even when he got to his feet, he was limping badly on his right leg. After Waters had taken Starr's speed factor away, he started work on wearing the young champ down with a camel clutch followed by a reverse chinlock. Each time that Starr seemed almost ready to break, he was able to get to the ropes or maneuver his way out of the hold. Waters had three chances to cover, getting only a one-count or two-count each time. Finally, Waters went for his finisher, the Torture Rack. Starr was up on the shoulders of the big man for almost a minute, and once again seemed almost ready to break, when he was able to somehow maneuver his way out. Waters came off the ropes to deliver a clothesline but ended up getting back dropped over the top rope! The ref called the match, giving Waters the win by disqualification, but keeping the belt in the hands of Starr. WINNER: SCOTT WATERS (by disqualification) BB: Starr may have met his match in that one. He got the win over Anarky with the help of Teri Melton, but "The Perfect Package" may be the next Greensboro Champion if these two....hold on just a second. Fans, I've just received word that CS Enterprises has mandated a return match between these two men for the Greensboro Title at Battle of the Belts XIV! We just saw an incredible match between these two, in which Waters was able to turn one small mistake into a momentum changer. Will Starr be able to do the same or dominate this week at BOB? Coming up next, Hornet and Heartbreaker meet in the ring for the first time! We'll be right back with that match next! ---------------------------------------------------------- BB: Since the ULTRATITLE, these two men have been like two ships barely colliding in the night, rather than passing by. As he made his way through the ULTRATITLE Tournament, Heartbreaker started talking about how he wanted the match with Hornet for the Unified Title. The intensity level stepped up a notch when Hornet made an appearance during the Paul Pierce/Heartbreaker match in the UT Elite Eight. While Hornet and Pierce hadn't made their alliance public then, Hornet simply came down to ringside to watch the match. The older veteran made eye contact with the young Unified hopeful, and Heartbreaker lost all his concentration, and ended up getting pinned by Pierce and being ousted from the ULTRATITLE. Since then, Heartbreaker has continued to push for a "World Series" between himself and Hornet, a series of five matches between the two men. Hornet has had no comment on the situation...until now. Throughout various leagues, Paul Pierce and Heartbreaker have had quite a few words, not to mention a few blows. That may be part of the reason that Hornet has suddenly become vocal. Either way, the match is signed. If Heartbreaker wins, Hornet has said that he'll do whatever the young star wants him to....whether it is to wrestle in a "World Series" type event, or to win a championship and offer a shot to Heartbreaker. We're just moments away from finding out if the #18 challenger in the CSWA can pull off the upset of his career and defeat the #2 contender in the league. Let's head to Rhubarb Jones for the introductions. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is one fall. First, from San Antonio, Texas, he stands at six feet tall, 234 pounds. This man recently advanced to the final eight of the ULTRATITLE Tournament and is a former ASWF World Heavyweight Champion. This is the HEARTBREAKER!!! BB: The Heartbreaker looks to be all business as he comes down to ringside with his managers Jessica Spencer and Jana Riggny. He may be ready for the test, Red. RM: Yeah, and I might grow two feet in the next hour. RJ: His opponent, hailing from Greensboro, North Carolina. He stands at 6'5, 267 pounds, he is the former three-time Unified World Heavyweight Champion, he is HORNET! BB: Hornet seems to be the opposite of Heartbreaker's demeanor. He's high fiving the fans, joking around with some of them, and even handing a bandana over to one of the kids with face paint on. It's amazing that with all he's done in the past couple of months, Hornet's still over with this crowd. RM: Yeah, but there's a difference in making people like Randalls pay for drugging you and just being totally insane and full-of-it like Windham. BB: I'm telling you, one day we're gonna find you stuffed in a trash can. And I won't be letting you out. It's just about time to get this match underway folka. Referee Patrick Young calls for the bell. RM: Well at least Heartbreaker got a decent ref....Hornet helped put his father in the hospital for the rest of his life. BB: The man's heart gave out, Red, it wasn't anybody's fault. Heartbreaker looks like he's eyeing down Hornet. RM: That's what made him lose in the ULTRATITLE. BB: Hornet offers a test of strength to Heartbreaker. You have to think Hornet would have an edge power-wise. RM: If Heartbreaker thinks he's gonna toe-to-toe powerwise with Hornet, he's got another thing coming. BB: The two men lock up, and Heartbreaker immediately hits his knees on the mat as Hornet squeezes down with tremendous power. But Hornet almost immediately lets up. Heartbreaker stands slowly, not sure what to make of all this. But Heartbreaker comes across quick with a kick to the head! RM: At least he's done one smart thing, when a man gives you an opening, take it. BB: Hornet's still on his feet, and Heartbreaker follows up with an armbar. He's trying to drive Hornet to his knees, but the former Unified Champ quick maneuvers his way out of the armbar. They stand across the center of the ring facing each other again in a sort-of staredown. Heartbreaker goes for another kick to the head, but Hornet ducks and then comes up with a heart punch on Heartbreaker!!! RM: That'll knock the wind out of your sails. BB: You freak of nature.....oh, sorry, where was I? Hornet follows up with a full nelson, but he's very close to the ropes. Heartbreaker grabs them, and Hornet immediately breaks the hold and steps back. Heartbreaker rushes at him with a clothesline, but Hornet sidesteps him. Heartbreaker wheels around just in time to be on the receiving end of a dropkick that sends him through the second ropes! RM: Uh oh, Hornet can be VERY dangerous outside the ring. BB: Hornet does indeed follow Heartbreaker out...but he immediately rolls him back in...that's not real characteristic of Hornet. Hornet pulls Heartbreaker to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Heartbreaker comes off the ropes with a cross body block, but he gets caught by Hornet and slammed down hard. Hornet hooks the leg. ONE... TWO....no, Heartbreaker gets the shoulder up. Hornet stands up and walks over to the corner, where he sits on the second rope, waiting. This is definitely not the Hornet we know. RM: He may be a little too cocky in this one, Bill. He could get himself into some trouble. BB: I don't know that it's "cockiness" per se. He's doing the job of wrestling, but he's not staying on top of Heartbreaker. Heartbreaker is on his feet. He pulls Hornet out of the ropes and whips him across into the opposite turnbuckle. Hornet rolls out of the corner, dodging the elbow from Heartbreaker. Now it's Hornet's turn, he whips Heartbreaker across the ring and into the turnbuckle hard! RM: Here we go. BB: Wait a second, Hornet just stopped to fix one of the laces on his boot. Now he back up into the corner and starts running across the ring, he launches....HORNET SPLASH!!!! He almost got too high on that one, Red! RM: No kidding, a little more momentum, and he might have sent himself over the top rope on his own! BB: Hornet pulls Heartbreaker out of the corner and pushes him to the mat, where he lies, apparently not all with it. Wait a second, what is Jana Riggny doing? She's jumped up on the apron and is yelling at the referree, distracting him. (Heartbreaker/Hornet continued) BB: But in the meantime, Jessica Spencer is climbing into the ring with a briefcase in hand! Hornet hasn't seen her yet! RM: They want to make sure that Heartbreaker wins this match, but will this even be enough? BB: Jessica Spencer runs towards Hornet's back with the briefcase....but he sidesteps her and grabs her arm as she goes by! The briefcase goes flying through the ropes, and now Hornet has a hold of Jessica! He's shaking his finger at her. He escorts her to the ropes and sits on the second rope to allow her to exit. RM: What a gentleman. BB: He may be wasting too much time here. Heartbreaker comes at him from behind! He rolls him up in a small package, Young dives to the mat. ONE.....NO, Hornet kicks out, and now he's staring down Heartbreaker. He apparently didn't like that very much, especially not after allowing Heartbreaker's co-manager out of the ring after she tried to whack him! RM: She tried to what? BB: Shut up. Hornet pulls Heartbreaker to his feet. BELLY TO BACK suplex. But Hornet doesn't cover. He gets to his feet and slaps on the SCORPION DEATHLOCK! This one could be over right here. Heartbreaker isn't in a position to make it to the ropes. We could have a submission win right here for Hornet. RM: I give the kid five seconds, max. BB: So far, Heartbreaker's shaking his head no as Young asks him if he wants to give. But he's getting awful slow. You can see the pain on his face, but still, after thirty seconds of the Scorpion, he still won't submit. You've got to at least give that to the kid. He's not answering the referee anymore, though. RM: I think the kid may be out on the mat. BB: And apparently so does Patrick Young. He checks the hand of Heartbreaker once. Hornet still has the Scorpion hooked on tight. He check Heartbreaker a second time, still nothing. The third and final time. That's it, Young is gonna call this match. RM: There's the bell. BB: Hornet lets up on the Scorpion Deathlock, and Patrick Young raises the hand of Hornet in victory. I tell ya, I'm still sort of shocked that this Heartbreaker took the Scorpion to the point of passing out without submitting. That's something for him to take out of this, at least. Jessica and Jana have rushed into the ring to help Heartbreaker, but Hornet's waving them away. They're trying to get by Hornet but he's forcing them to leave the ring area. RM: What's he doing? BB: I don't think it's what HE'S doing. HERE COMES PAUL PIERCE! The Unified World Champion is running down to ringside as Heartbreaker slowly but surely comes to and gets to his feet. Pierce climbs into the ring and faces Heartbreaker face to face, then he nails him with a right hand. He's using Heartbreaker as a punching bag! Now we know why Hornet wanted the women to get out of the way! --------------------------------------------------------- BB: Pierce is going to town on Heartbreaker. There's a powerbomb! Oh man, I don't think Heartbreaker is still conscious. Hornet is leading the women away. RM: You'd think he'd be in there helping his buddy Pierce out... BB: It doesn't look like Pierce needs any help. Oh geez! He just caught Heartbreaker with a knee to the head from the top. Those two men have had heat going on in other places, and apparently Pierce has decided to use this time to beat Heartbreaker senseless. Hornet has left the ring area, and finally we're getting some security down here to pull Pierce off Heartbreaker. Pierce doesn't wait for them to reach him however, he delivers one final boot to the side and climbs out of the ring. What a display. RM: There's more going on here than we know, Bill. BB: Maybe so. But still.... Fans, coming up next, we've got another championship match. Let's go to Rhubarb once again. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a one-fall match for the United States/National Heavyweight Championship. First, the challenger, a man who is used to gambling, here is AARON RENO!!!! BB: The fans like this young guy, Red. I don't know if he particularly cares, however. He's been very vocal about how he thinks some of the "older" guys in the federation are past their prime. He's mention men like Randalls and Hornet by name. Tonight, he'll get to find out if he can hold his own. RJ: His opponent is a former three-time Enterprise World Heavyweight Champion, and a former Unified World Heavyweight Champion. He is the current USN Heavyweight Champion of the CSWA, here is "DEVESTATING" MIKE RANDALLS!!!! BB: I tell you, this is one man who may never get cheers from the fans again. There's a small core that love him for his "hardcore" and "extreme" personality and style, but the vast majority still remember incidences like his breaking a glass bottle over the head of HEAT. RM: You're saying there's something wrong with that? BB: I'm saying that if Randalls thought Reno was a serious threat to his title, he probably would've hidden in the audience and taken a chair to Reno's head is what I'm saying. Fans, we're gonna take a quick break before this one gets underway. Coming your way now, an announcement from CS Enterprises concerning the reopening of the CSWL, the WORLD LEAGUE. RM: How about a Japanese Midget! BB: I hate my life. ------------------------------------------------------------ BB: The bell has just rung to start this one, fans. Remember, it is for the USN Championship, currently held by Mike Randalls. Aaron Reno is a relative newcomer to the CSWA, compared to men like Mike Randalls, but he's quickly worked his way up into championship contention. Keep in mind, however, that he wasn't a contender to Randalls' title at the time they signed this match. But Randalls decided he wanted to "teach Reno a lesson" about wrestling I guess. Reno and Randalls square off. Randalls quickly gets the upper hand and sends the younger wrestler into the ropes. Randalls hooks the head and lifts Reno up, holds him...Back suplex by Randalls! RM: That one echoes throughout the building! BB: But Reno is up. He catches Randalls with a belly to back and follows with an elbow drop. Randalls rolls out of the way of a follow-up elbow. Randalls catches Reno with an arm drag and follows wtih a german suplex!!! He covers! ONE......TWO.....no, Reno is up! Randalls pulls him up again, turns Reno upside down and puts down with a piledriver!!! Another cover....ONE........TWO............. NO! Aaron Reno is up again! Again, Randalls pulls the younger star up. He's going for that Implant DDT!! But Reno rolls out of the way and outside the ring. Randalls follows him out and tries to bring him back in, but Reno catches Mike with a kick to the gut. There's a DDT onto the concrete by Reno!!! Reno pulls Randalls up and dumps him into the ring. He hooks the leg! ONE....NO, Randalls is up, and he does NOT look happy. Both men are on their feet, Reno with an irish whip, Randalls reverses it and sends Aaron into the ropes. STUN GUN SUPLEX by Randalls! Wow, what a hit! He covers! This is gonna be it! ONE.........TWO......NO, Aaron Reno somehow kicks out! This crowd is on its feet for this young kid! RM: Not to mention for the man on his way down to ringside. BB: What? Marvin, let's get a camera on him down there. Fans, Hornet is walking very cautiously down to ringside. I don't think anyone in the ring has seen him yet. Inside the ring, Randalls goes for a Texas cloverleaf, but Reno immediately grabs the ropes. Randalls pulls Reno up and sends him into the ropes. Reno hits the deck, just barely missing getting his head taken off by the superkick of Randalls. But Randalls sends Reno in again, the referee has to almost dive out of the way to avoid getting hit by Reno, and there's a back suplex by Randalls! He's gonna try and end it all here with the Devestator, but Reno grabs the ropes. RM: I don't think they've seen Hornet, who is now at the metal railing! BB: Randalls sends Reno into the ropes, there's a belly to back. Young counts....ONE.....TWO....NO, Reno kicks out again. Randalls immediately whips Reno into the turnbuckle, and again, ref Patrick Young has to dive out of his spot. And Hornet makes his move!!! He just nailed the ref from behind with a huge forearm! Patrick Young is down, and he doesn't know what hit him. Randalls follows Reno into the corner with a big elbow and throws him down to the mat. Hornet rushes through the ropes, dropkick to the back of Randalls' head!!! Randalls goes down, and Hornet's all over him. RM: I guess it's payback time. BB: Hornet nails Randalls with an Implant DDT!!! That's Randalls own maneuver, and the USN Champ is down and out! Aaron Reno is in the corner, and he doesn't know what to make out of all this. RM: He looks about ready to kill Hornet for interfering. BB: The referee is still down, and now Reno yells something at Hornet. Hornet looks like he could tear Reno's head off. He yells something at the younger wrestler and points at Randalls. Reno takes a step towards Hornet, but another word from Hornet stops him. Hornet rolls outside and heads back down the aisle. Ref Young is slowly getting to his feet, but so is Mike Randalls. RM: Reno's gotta make his decision now. BB: REVERSE NECKBREAKER by Aaron Reno!!! He hooks the leg! ONE........TWO........THREE!!!! AARON RENO has won the United States/National Championship! But not without a little interference by Hornet. RM: Yeah, but that wasn't Reno's fault. If it was anybody's, it was Randalls'. BB: How do you see that? RM: I don't think one DDT makes up for months of drugging somebody. BB: I see your point. Nevertheless, the strap is around Aaron Reno's waist. Randalls is still down on the mat, and Reno is heading to take his celebration back to the locker room. What a win for this youngster. Even before the interference from Hornet, he showed that he can handle his own. But is it a little too early to expect this youngster to hold onto the USN Title? I guess we'll find out in the very near future. But for now, we've just seen yet another chapter in this ongoing war between Hornet and Mike Randalls that has raged for so long. RM: I mean, you can't just drug somebody and try and drive them insane and expect to get away with it. BB: I think we heard you the first time. Fans, we've got our last match of the night coming up next, and it promises to be a blockbuster. The Enterprise World Championship is on the line when "The Living Legend" Mark Windham takes on "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler, next! (cut to commercial) ---------------------------------------------------------- BB: Fans, we're back from commercial. We've been told that Tom Adler has apparently been detained by a late incoming flight and is en route to the arena. He should be arriving in five minutes or less. In the meantime, apparently Mike Randalls is destroying the locker room area and is hunting for Hornet. But we've just received word that Hornet is leaving the building. Marvin tells me we've got a camera on standby out in the parking lot. Let's head out there. (The door to the arena opens, and Hornet emerges, now in a suit and tie with a duffel bag in hand. A limo pulls up, and the driver steps out.) Driver: Your car, sir. Hornet: What? You're a midget! Are you sure you can drive a limo? Driver: Where to, sir? Hornet: I've got a dinner date at a place over on Continental and Fifth. Let's go. (Hornet gets in the limo, as does the driver. Just as the driver starts up the limo, a Mercedes pulls up, with a police car flashing its lights behind him. Two policemen step out of the car.) Hornet: What's taking so long? Driver: We've been blocked in, sir. Should be able to get out in about five minutes or less. Hornet: Oh great, just what I need. Have you got a paper up there? Driver: Here's the Times, sir. Hornet: Have you got the Journal? What's going on out there? I can't see anything through these windows. Driver: Should be clear in a minute, sir. Here's your Journal. (The policemen motion for the driver of the Mercedes to step out....it's Tom Adler.) Adler: What's the problem, sirs? Policeman #1: Do you know how fast you were going, sir? Adler: Yes, I do. I'm in a bit of a hurry, officers, I've got a match for the World Championship waiting for me as we speak. Policeman #2: World Championship? Yeah, and I'm Mark Windham. What do you think, Bob? I think we've got ourselves a DUI here. Policeman #1: Sir, we're gonna have to ask you step against that limo and put your hands on the roof of the car please. Adler: I can't believe this. (In the limo) Hornet: Well, nothing good in there. Have you got the GOOK? Driver: I sure do, sir. I got the last copy the newsstand had. Apparently they're selling like hotcakes. Can you handle it? Hornet: How about less talk, more driving? Or how about ANY driving? What's going on? Driver: The police have someone pulled over, sir, right behind us. Hornet: Great, because of some leadfoot, I'm gonna be late for dinner. (Outside the limo) Adler: Officers, if you'll just go inside and ask for Vince Bailey or Maxwell Diamond... Policeman #1: We've gotta call this in...cuff him, Al. Policeman #2: Will do. Sir, put your hands out in front of you please. Adler: I don't have the time... Policeman #1: I don't think we asked. (Outside the arena) (The two officers cuff Adler's hands together) Policeman #1: We've gotta go call this in. Sir, we're gonna leave you here, we'll be right back. Policeman #2: Here, use my set of cuffs. We'll cuff him to this limo. It's not going anywhere. Policeman #1: Sounds good. Adler: Wait just a second here. Policeman #1: Sir, it'll take just a moment. (The policemen cuff Adler's hands to the door handle of the limousine and walk to their car, laughing their heads off. As they start the car and leave, one of the policemen waves at Adler.) (Inside the limo) Midget: It looks like things are clearing up, sir. We're ready to roll. Hornet: Finally! What's that noise? (There's a banging on the door) Midget: Uh, it's the radiator, sir. Hornet: Great, a limo that barely works. Just my luck. Let's go. (The limo pulls off, out of the parking lot and onto the street. At first, it's slow enough that Adler can run along side.) Hornet: What are you trying to do, starve me to death? Midget: Sir, I'm on three phone books here, I can't reach the pedals real well. Hornet: Oh my dear Lord. Listen, you just push the pedals, I'll tell ya which way to steer, got it? I'm not gonna be late just because some midget can't reach the freakin' pedals. Midget: Yes, sir. (The limo speeds up for the last five minutes of its drive to the restaurant. Adler is only able to keep himself from being drug along the street by pulling himself up by the door handle, allowing only his feet to drag. The limo arrives at the restaurant.) Midget: I'll get your door, sir. Hornet: Forget it, I got it. Midget: But, sir. (Hornet opens the door and steps out, finding Adler kneeling beside the limo door, barely conscious.) Hornet: What in the world? Tom, if you had wanted to join me for dinner, you could've at least taken your own limo. Driver, take care of this mess, would ya? (Hornet heads into the restaurant, laughing his head off) BB: I don't think I can believe what we just saw. RM: Marvin and that van-cam can really move, can't they? BB: This is horrendous. This is appalling. RJ: .....here is the EN World Heavyweight Champion, THE LIVING LEGEND...MARK WINDHAM!!!! BB: Obviously, Adler didn't come out when he was introduced, for the reasons you just saw part of. A limo drags Adler down the street and then Hornet steps out!? BB: This is just too much. Did Hornet know about what was going on? RM: It's obvious those cops were paid by somebody. BB: Inside the ring, Mark Windham is bouncing off the ropes like a schoolboy. The referee has begun a ten-count, but we know that Tom Adler is not going to appear. The crowd is counting along with the ref. Crowd: SEVEN.... BB: I just can't believe this. Crowd: EIGHT.... RM: Was that smoke coming from Adler's boots? Crowd: NINE..... BB: This is a travesty. Wait a second, Mark Windham has just stopped the ten-count! He's got the mic from Rhubarb! MW: Well, fans, it looks like "Mr. Magnificent" is a no-show. I've had my fun....but just like I told him at Thanksgiving, when I take my match over him, I'll do it clean. I don't want some cheap count-out win because Adler couldn't catch a plane or fuel up his own. He couldn't handle Hornet without Maxwell Diamond, and I'm just glad I was there to even the score. Adler! Our time is coming very soon, and I'll be ready. I just hope you are. BB: Hold on just a sec, somebody's joining Windham in the ring. RM: It's Rudy Seitzer! POWERBOMB HIM! BB: STOP. Hold on, Rudy's asking for the mic. RS: Mark, you know how much I respect you. You know that I, of all people, know how much you deserve having the EN World Title around your waist. Mark.... MW: It's MR. Windham to you, Rootypoot. RS: Mr. Windham....I received a letter a few months ago from a young wrestler just out of training who was breaking into some of the minor leagues. His letter spoke about what he wanted to do in the ring, and how he wanted to do it. And the one thing he's always wanted, Mark, I mean, Mr. Windham, the one thing he's wants a chance at is that title around your waist. MW: What, this "useless" title, according to GUNS? RS: The Enterprise World Championship, Mr. Windham. It's what this kid has dreamed about. And after watching him over the last couple of months, I think he could give you a good showing. In fact, I know he could. So far, you haven't signed a match for Battle of the Belts XIV. Would you consider taking on this kid? MW: Sure, Rudy, just because it's you, and just because I want to see what you've scrounged up, I'll do it. BB: Well, fans, that's all the time we have here in Boston. We'll see ya at Battle of the Belts! I still can't believe.... RM: Baked beans! BB: That's it!!!! You're over!