CSWA PRIMETIME in Chicago May 29, 1996 ------------------------- (CSWA Logo appears on the Screen) (FADEIN To: Bill Buckley and the Red Midget) BILL BUCKLEY: Hello everyone! I'm Bill Buckley, along with the RED MIDGET and we are coming to you LIVE! From the United Center in Chicago!! RED MIDGET: Chi-town! Da Bulls! And Da Cubs....uh...Da Bulls! BILL BUCKLEY: Thought so! A lot of things are going tonight, including our Double Main Event! GUNS teams with "Lethal" Lex Taylor to take on Scotty Michaels and Todd Mitchell! RED MIDGET: Dont' forget that Teri will be in a cage 30 feet above ringside! I bet I can get a good view.... BILL BUCKLEY: Stop! Plus we're going to see Mike Randalls challenge Mark Windham for the ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! RED MIDGET: New Champ tonight, I can feel it! BILL BUCKLEY: That remains to be seen, Emanuel! RED MIDGET: HEY! BILL BUCKLEY: Sorry...had to....let's get things underway! ============================================================ Outlaw vs Steven Gage Outlaw, a newcomer to the CSWA, had a tough task in this one..Gage had been on a roll of late, and future title shots were lined-up. That was before tonight...Gage was shocked as Outlaw took everything he had to throw at him. The Outlaw didnt' look like a rookie..in fact he looked like a seasoned veteran. He survived Gage's offensive power, and turned the tables with a barrage of power moves! Finishing him off with a Tombstone Piledriver! Winner: OUTLAW Mark Windsor vs HEAT Windsor made his CSWA debut tonight against a former US Heavyweight Champion...HEAT has nearly done it all in the sport. He's back and looking to climb the ladder once again! Windsor showed flashes off what he can be, but tonight HEAT was just too tough..showing us his raw power that enabled him to beat Mark Windham nearly two years ago! HEAT is back and is a force to be reasoned with. Winner: HEAT BB: We'll be back with more action! BILL BUCKLEY: We're back..RED how about HEAT he's back and looking better than ever. RED MIDGET: To be honest...Mark Windsor is not tough competition. Wait until HEAT meets Pierce of Samson! BILL BUCKLEY: You've got a point.. RED MIDGET: Of course I do.. BILL BUCKLEY: Don't let it go to your head, or should I say over your head! RED MIDGET: Oh that's hillarious! BILL BUCKLEY: Let's keep the ball rolling! ============================================================ Liontamer vs The Wizard Master Hakaski revealed his mystery man to be THE WIZARD. Not much is known about the Wizard but in this match against the Liontamer a lot was learned! He tortured the Liontamer with a series of pain holds...nerve pinches, and leg locks...the Liontamer never had a chance in this one, as The Wizard was unstoppable! Winner: THE WIZARD ============================================================ Jagger Van Justice vs Wesley Paige Jagger Van Justice aside from having one kewl name, was making his CSWA debut. Justice has done a lot in the indy promotions and now he's joined the big time. Wesley Paige, while he may not have a great win/loss record..was a good test for Jagger Van Justice! Justice in the early going seemed a bit taken in by the UNITED Center crowd! This was easily the largest crowd he's wrestled in front of! Paige jumped on Justice's inexperience...and for a moment it looked like he might get a rare win! But, Jagger settled down, and once he did the rest came natural. Several aerial moves, really dazzled the crowd and took their toll on Paige! The end came with a TR Belly to Belly! Good first one for the man with the great name! :) Winner: JAGGER VAN JUSTICE BB: What a win for the rookie! RM: Who cares..he's a jobber! BB: You never know RED, he might just turn out to be one of the greats! We'll be back right after this! BILL BUCKLEY: We've seen a few impressive debuts tonight, but let's not forget about our UNIFIED World Tag Team title defense coming up later tonigt..that should be a good one! RED MIDGET: Well, the Disco Express have held the belts for a while now...the <> Cutters have been nipping at their heels, and now...the Japanese Assualt will get their much deserved title shot! BILL BUCKLEY: Boogie man and the Disco Inferno certainly have a lot of guys wanting to take their shot at them! RED MIDGET: I'm still miffed at our MAIN EVENT! What kind of moron, orders Teri Melton to be put in a steel cage 30 feet above the ring! It's unamerican! BILL BUCKLEY: I thought you were happy about that... RED MIDGET: Why would I be?! BILL BUCKLEY: The chance to see something you shouldn't.. RED MIDGET: OH yeah!! ============================================================ ACE vs Scott Waters The "Perfect Crime" Scott Waters has taken the CSWA by storm since his return..he's made it a point to target Tom Adler! His opponent tonight was not Tom Adler, but rather a rookie named ACE. If this was a test, Waters certainly ACED it. Tonight proved there is a huge gap of talent between the youngster ACE, and Scott Waters! Waters toyed with his opponent in the early going, before getting serious and working over his knee! Waters after having his fill of ACE, finished off the rookie with a Perfectplex! Winner: SCOTT WATERS ============================================================ RAGE vs Tidle Wave Tidle Wave, the huge man that he is, had troubles with RAGE! RAGE once again a newcomer making his debut :) took it to the Tidle Wave. He gave away nearly tons of weight, and a few inches of height, but RAGE was just that...the crowd went wild as he got the big man off his feet! At one point he was even able to do a fallaway slam! Seemingly having no regards to his own body, RAGE time and time again attempted to lift Tidle Wave off the mat and slam him down! It finally got to him...RAGE tried for a belly to belly...but couldn't do it! Tidle wave knocked him to the mat, and turned the tables and won the match with a TR swan dive! They're still picking RAGE off the mat... Winner: TIDLE WAVE BB: Fans we'll be back, with the Eliminator and so much more! RM: Yippie! BB: We're back here on U-62 with CSWA PRIMETIME coming to you from the United Center, the home of the soon-to-be once-and-future World Champion Chicago Bulls! It's good to be back, isn't it Red? RM: Huh, what? Oh yeah, sure. BB: What's wrong with you tonight? RM: What? Oh, sorry, I'm a little distracted by the Luv-A-Bulls. I didn't know they were gonna be here tonight! What a thrill. BB: It's been almost three weeks since CSWA SuperPRIMETIME in St. Louis, where we saw Paul Pierce pull off perhaps the biggest win of his career to date, pinning Tom Adler. But that win was marred by controversy. Tom Adler says Pierce had the tights, and so far, Pierce hasn't responded to those allegations. RM: And what about what was going on outside the ring? Vince Bailey brings in the entire first-round of the NFL draft? BB: Only to have them turn on him at the end, thanks to Hornet and Marcus Jones. RM: Bailey didn't count on Tar Heel ties being more effective than his wallet! BB: And then again, what about this strange alliance? First it was Hornet and Pierce, sort of a mentor relationship. Then Windham was brought into the picture. We've already seen some sparks fly between the Golden Boy and The Living Legend. And then Pierce brings Jack Samson into the scene. The EN World Heavyweight Champion, the CSWA Presidential Champ, the former three-time Unified Champ, and the current Unified Champ, all banded together in some sort of loose confederation. But what are they trying to do? RM: Good question. BB: Are they trying to take out the competition? Or are they just trying to make life a living hell for the likes of Mike Randalls, GUNS, and the X-Change. RM: And don't forget who came to rescue Americas Team from a 4-on-2 in St. Louis. BB: That's right....the CS Express. We all thought they were still busy wrestling in Japan, but all of a sudden when the <> Cutters, Bailey and Storm are jumping on Hornet and Windham, who comes out of the crowd but the CS Express! It's no secret that the Cutters and the CS Express have been feuding for many, many months now. But it's also no secret that years ago, Hornet, Windham, Morton and Gibson all had each others backs. I tell ya, Red, it's too confusing. Who are the allies here? Who are the enemies? The lines are all blurred. You've got the Unholy Alliance between Mike Randalls and GUNS, two men who have despised each other for well over a year, now banding together against a common enemy. Then there's Tom Adler, who all of a sudden attacked Paul Pierce at an AAWC card, something incredibly uncharacteristic of him. Strange things are happening. RM: And you've gotta blame Americas Team for em. For almost two years we all thought Mark Windham was psycho, and then we find out that it's all been the most elaborate joke ever played. GUNS has reason to want revenge, Randalls is just plain crazy anyway, and I think Adler may have been driven over the edge himself. BB: I'm not so sure about that. I think Adler knows exactly what hes doing, and it's all planned to get that Unified Title around his waist. Fans, up next, the Eliminator is in action! The former IC Champ just barely got by the Outlaw in St. Louis. Tonight he gets a warmup as he gets ready to walk into the WHEEL OF DEATH match at Battle of the Belts XIV. ELIMINATOR vs. CARL BRIGSBY Two words: no contest. No, not a no-decision or a dq or a count-out. This one was simply no-contest. With Alicia in his corner, Eli contrived to beat Brigsby up and down the mat. He could've had Brigsby pinned in under two minutes, but he continued to wear the former Lord of Darkness down, finally beating him with a vicious DDT. He's going to have to use that same viciousness if he wants to come out of the WHEEL OF DEATH without a scratch at Battle of the Belts XIV. WINNER: ELIMINATOR BB: Impressive win by Eli. RM: It's Brisgby, for goodness sakes. If you can't beat himfrom pillar to post then ya need to head down to the WorldLeague. BB: Speaking of which, Red, there's been talk that CS Enterprises is firming up some deals in order to get the CSWL, the World League started up again. It's been a year since the minor leagues of the CSWA was in action, but the World League helped produce such young superstars as Todd Mitchell and even the current Unified Champion Paul Pierce! Speaking of young talent, we've got two young stars in the ring next. AARON RENO vs. MR. SELF-DESTRUCT Reno was coming off a loss to Bonecrusher in St. Louis, but he showed no ill effects of that match. He was sharp as he took on Eli's brother. Mr. Self-Destruct got in a few power moves early, but Reno was able to shake them off and use some of his technical expertise to keep Mr. S-D on the mat. Reno hooked in a quick camel clutch to keep Mr. Self-Destruct on the mat, and continued to wear down his opponent for almost five minutes before letting up and following with a big kick to the midsection. Reno sent Mr. Self-Destruct into the ropes and almost made a fatal error, missing the clothesline and getting cradled by Mr. Self-Destruct for a quick two-count. But Reno escaped and remained unflustered, catching Mr. S-D with a huge swinging neckbreaker to get the three-count and the win. WINNER: AARON RENO BB: What a great match for Aaron Reno. That young man continues to move up the ladder here in the CSWA. In fact, he'll be one of 16 men competing in the just-announced Double WINNING STREAK for the Intracontinental Championship. Two eight-man fields will run the streak, with the two men emerging to face off to determine the new Intracontinental Champion. RM: I betcha Eli's wishing he still had that strap around his waist. BB: I'm not so sure. Eli has looked none the worse for wear lately. I think he's got his mind set on Randalls right now, rather than gold. RM: He better have, cause otherwise hes gonna find himself spinning around at 55mph with fire shooting all around him. BB: True. The WHEEL OF DEATH match is one of the most dangerous the CSWA has ever sanctioned, maybe second only to the FIREHOUSE matches. Up next, the former Greensboro Champion takes on the current AAWC Television Champion. ANARKY vs. HEARTBREAKER Anarky was coming off a screwjob loss against Billy Starr that cost him the Greensboro Championship. Heartbreaker was coming off a match at St. Louis that saw an exhausting double count-out finish. Both of these men will be competing in the Double WINNING STREAK at Battle of the Belts XIV. The AAWC TV Champ started off early, looking great against the former Greensboro Champ. Heartbreaker was able to keep Anarky off-balance and off-tempo with a series of fast-paced manuevers. But the trouble came when Anarky was able to dodge a superkick. Anarky got a hold of Heartbreakers right foot, whirled him around and put him down for a big atomic drop. A quick roll-up got Anarky the three-count surprise win over Heartbreaker, who had dominated most of the match. Both of these men are in the title hunt, and if they meet up again at BOB14, we could have another great match. WINNER: ANARKY BB: That's got to be a huge morale booster for Anarky, coming off that loss to Billy Starr a couple of weeks ago. RM: Well, you can bet that Anarky isnt finished with Starr, or with Teri Melton, after what happened in St. Louis. BB: Coming up next, the Unified Tag Team Titles are on the line, as the Disco Express takes on Japanese Assault! BB: We're back here in the United Center. Red, this crowd is amazing! I can see how Michael and the rest of the Bulls get pumped up in this arena. RM: Pumped up is right...look at Dennis Rodman, that freak, for goodness' sakes. BB: You better watch it, shortstuff. You'll get lynched talking like that. Coming up next, the Unified Tag Team Champions are in action. RM: How in the world did two seventies rejects like these two get the titles? BB: They may be from the seventies, but they've been able to hold off other teams from the titles, most notably, the EN World Tag Champs, the <> Cutters. Tonight, they're in action against a tag team that has yet to strike gold, but certainly has a great win-loss record, Japanese Assault, managed by Matt Rosenthal. DISCO EXPRESS vs. JAPANESE ASSAULT For the Unified World Tag Team Titles It was the Kamikaze Kid starting out against the Boogie Man. The Kid got the upper hand early, using his quickness and agility to keep the Boogie Man off balance. But one thing the Kamikaze Kid lacks is power. While he was able to catch Boogie Man with a series of flying head scissors, clotheslines, and dropkicks, the Boogie Man was able to stay off the mat. Boogie Man quickly tagged in Disco Inferno, who quickly caught the Kid with a clothesline, dropping Kamikaze down hard. Disco followed up with a leg drop and an armbar, but the Kid was able to outmanuever Disco and make his way to the corner to tag in the Shotgun Shogun. Shogun, the larger man in Japanese Assault, matches up better size-wise against Disco Inferno, and quickly dropped the man with a clip to the knee and a quick step-over-toe hold. Disco Inferno quickly grabbed the ropes, breaking the hold, and then delivered a quick boot to the shin of the Shogun. Inferno followed up quickly with a snap suplex that put Shogun right in danger's way, in the corner of the Disco Express. Inferno tagged in Boogie Man, and then cut off the Kamikaze Kid as he rushed in to try and break up the double team. Inferno clotheslined Kamikaze Kid through the ropes, and then the Disco Express went to work on Shotgun Shogun, catching him with a double booty breaker to get the three-count and the win. WINNER: DISCO EXPRESS BB: A great win for the Unified Tag Team Champions. Japanese Assault looked good and got a few shots during the match, but tonight, the Disco Express showed why they've got the straps. RM: Yeah, but did we really have to see them do that "double booty breaker" or whatever they call it? It's just sad! BB: The action continues here in Chicago, with another great tag team matchup. The Unified Tag Titles were successfully defended by the Disco Express. Now the current EN World Tag Team Champs, the <> Cutters will try and defend their titles against the team of Fire and Ice. RM: Haven't I heard that name somewhere before? BB: Ruxes and Cain were first, Red. Plus they aren't steroid-pumped freaks. RM: Are you sure about that? <> CUTTERS vs. FIRE & ICE For the EN World Tag Team Titles The Cutters are coming off a double count-out brawl with America's Team, in which they enlisted the help of Nathan Storm and Vince Bailey to try and make sure there would be no interference in the Adler/Pierce match up in St. Louis. Fire & Ice has been quiet as of late, but Ruxes and Cain are known as tag team specialists. Unfortunately for them, the <> Cutters are known as some of the *supreme* tag team specialists. Endersen went to work on Cain early, working hard on Cain's right leg and splitting the ring right down the center. The one time Cain got close to tagging in Ruxes, Planchard was there to cut him off and drag him back over where Endersen could work on him. Endersen and Planchard used double-teaming as an art, making sure Cain never got the upper hand, at least not for too long. In the end, a quick DDT by Endersen made the victory short and sweet for the EN Tag Champs. WINNERS: <> CUTTERS BB: A good, solid win for the Horsemen on that one! Fans, coming up next, our last two matches of the night. The EN World Championship is on the line when Mark Windham and Mike Randalls meet face to face, one-on-one! And then a very special tag team match in the other half of tonight's double MAIN EVENT. We'll be right back. BILL BUCKLEY: RED, the <> Cutters prevail once again! They've had a few cracks at the titles before, and certainly shall have a few more before the summer is through1 RED MIDGET: The summer hasn't even started yet.. BILL BUCKLEY: That's my point..before Summer is over, I'm sure they'll have had some title shots. RED MIDGET: Shouldn't you be saying, before Spring is over.. you're confusing the big people. BILL BUCKLEY: Nevermind...at any rate, we're ready for our double MAIN EVENT! This is for the ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! The USN Heavyweight Champion, "Devasting" Mike Randalls faces his arch rival "The Living Legend" Mark Windham! RED MIDGET: I've been waiting for this one...ever since Randalls came back from his suspension..he and Windham have been hinting at going at it! And now, they are and it's for the EN World Title! BILL BUCKLEY: The United Center is pumped for this one! There go the lights, Midget! I mean RED. Randalls is walking down the aisle! He's waved off his ring music..he wants to be in the right frame of mind! This crowd, they hate the man! Listen to those boos! RED MIDGET: He's got a few supporters, Bill. Look at him, his hair is dripping wet..he's ready for war! After tonight I've got a feeling he's going to be wearing two belts! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls enters the ring...and as you said he looks ready! (lights dim again, and fireworks go off) (Hey man Nice Shot by Filter plays) BILL BUCKLEY: That's Windham's music..here comes the EN World champ! Windham receiving his share of boos as well! CSWA fans everywhere don't like what he and HORNET did to GUNS. RED MIDGET: Let's not forget some of America's Teams latest attacks on GUNS, Randalls, and Adler! Windham has made no bones about the fact that he's no longer a good guy. BILL BUCKLEY: Windham, yelling at some fans...is on the ring apron, and Randalls tears into him! Randalls with a forearm shiver that sends Mark flying off the apron and crashing into the iron railing at ringside! Randalls shoots himself over the ropes and there's a flying body press on the outside!! RED MIDGET: He can't pin him there! BILL BUCKLEY: I sure he realizes that RED. Randalls sends Windham head first into the iron post! The USN Champion likes it rough..and Windham is finding out why! RED MIDGET: He likes it rough? Sounds like his sexual preference.. BILL BUCKLEY: Watch it!! (Windham/Randalls cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: I've got a feeling Worthington shouldn't even bother to count in this match...both men love to dish it out outside the ring! RED MIDGET: There's a reason they call Mike "Devasting"..and we all know Windham's passion for Piledriving opponents onto the cement floor! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls throws Windham into the front row! He's got a chair...there's Worthington he grabs the chair out of Mike's hands! He wants to keep this as clean as possible! But, from behind Windham hammers Randalls! He's got the chair and he levels Randalls with it! RED MIDGET: Why didn't Worthington try to stop that one? I tell you, Mark has paid off another ref! BILL BUCKLEY: I wouldn't but it past him, but Worthington is a good man..he wouldn't sell out! Windham picks Randalls up and surprisingly tosses him back into the ring! For the first time tonight, the action will take place in the ring! RED MIDGET: It won't last long, trust me! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark backs the USN champion into the corner, lowers his shoulder, and buries it several times into the mid-section of the former 3-time EN champ! Windham with a hard right and a left..he wants a fight! RED MIDGET: If he wants a fight, Randalls will give him one, you better believe that! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark irish whips Mike into the turnbuckle, but Randalls reverses and sends Mark flying into the corner! He shoots out of there, and its Randalls who catches him with a clothesline! The crowd loves this type of action! RED MIDGET: I wonder if they'd be yelling if they were the ones getting the crap beat out of them! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls with a body slam! Mike to the middle rope..he comes off with a double ax handle that drops the EN champ! Mike hooks in the figure 4!! Ohmy! RED MIDGET: Randalls wants to make the Champ submit! I told you a title change was in the air tonight! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham quickly makes his way to the ropes, and Worthington calls for the break!! Randalls wastes no time..he's all over Windham! Mike sets up, and he nails Windham with the tombstone piledriver! Mark is out! Here's the cover, ONE....TWO....THREE!! HE GOT'EM WE'VE GOT A NEW ENTERPRISE WORLD CHAMPION!!! RED MIDGET: NO! Windham had his foot on the bottom rope! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls has the belt..both belts, and he has his hands raised in the air!! Wait a minute..here comes Patrick Young!! Young and Worthington talking... RED MIDGET: I told you Buckley, his foot was on the bottom rope! BILL BUCKLEY:(fans boo) RED you're right! Worthington rules that Windham did have his foot on the ropes..and awards the belt back to Windham!! Randalls can't believe it!! LOOK OUT! From behind HORNET and "Golden Boy" Paul Pierce jump Randalls! OH COME ON!! They've got a plastic bag..and they're tieing it around Randall's head!!! What is this! RED MIDGET: It's called a beating, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: We've got to take a break, this is sickening! BILL BUCKLEY: We're back..and order has finally be restored here in the UNITED CENTER! GUNS came down to ringside, and to the aide of Mike Randalls! America's Team had a plastic bag over the man's head! RED MIDGET: That's Horrible...paper is better! BILL BUCKLEY: Not funny! RED MIDGET: Sorry.. BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS and Randalls teamed together a couple of weeks ago, and tonight GUNS helps out the USN champion. Kind of maks you wonder! RED MIDGET: It does? I mean it does! BILL BUCKLEY: It's time for part 2 of our Double MAIN EVENT! GUNS and "Lethal" Lex Taylor are taking on Scotty Michaels and Todd Mitchell! RED MIDGET: Let's not forget that..Teri Melton will be in a steel cage, 30 feet above the ring! BILL BUCKLEY: Our 4 men are already in the ring! Sorry about that, but we had to take a longer break to make sure the fans didn't see anything they weren't suppose to! RED MIDGET: Yeah, like the death of Randalls, maybe. BILL BUCKLEY! Worthington and Young usher Teri into the steel cage..and there it goes!! 30 feet in the air! RED MIDGET: Oh the humanity! BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor isn't wasting any time getting this one underway! He's hammering away at Scotty Michaels!! This match is Texas Tornado rules..so all four men will be in the ring at once! RED MIDGET: You gotta love that.. BILL BUCKLEY: Mitchell nails Taylor trying to free up Michaels...now it's GUNS going at it toe to toe with Mitchell! This one is wild! RED MIDGET: Bill stop the presses...I think I can see Teri's.. BILL BUCKLEY! RED!!!....GUNS whips Mitchell to the ropes, and there's a power slam! He looks to be in great shape! Michaels slips in a crotch shot against Taylor! RED MIDGET: That's good, because Lex was beating the tar out of him! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS rams Mitchell's head into the turnbuckle...GUNS whoa..eats an elbow from Todd! The big man presses GUNS over his head!! Holy cow! He tosses GUNS over the top rope and....................through our broadcast table!! RED are you still alive??? RED MIDGET: I can't move my leg! BILL BUCKLEY: Worthington didn't see the toss...Mitchell off the apron with a elbow drop! GUNS is hurt! And hurt badly! (GUNS/Taylor Mitchell/Michaels cont..) BILL BUCKLEY: Michaels whips Taylor into the ropes, ducks down for the back body drop, but Lex sees it, and kicks Scotty in the chops! RED MIDGET: That'll leave a mark. BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor with a swinging neckbreaker! These two men used to form maybe one of the greatest tag teams to ever grace the CSWA, but now they're bitter rivals! "Lethal" Lex with a clothesline...Michaels to his feet, and again Taylor takes him down with a clothesline! RED MIDGET: Look out...Mitchell is in the ring again! BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor has Scotty in the vertical suplex position....suplex...no..Mitchell catches Scotty, pushes him back down..and it's Michaels who suplexes Taylor! Mitchell has Lex, POWERBOMB!! RED MIDGET: Good night sweet prince! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS, is alive and well, he's on the top rope..he flies off and bulldogs Mitchell! OHMY! GUNS has Michaels....POWERBOMB, NO...Scotty flips over, and there's the superkick!! RED MIDGET: What a move from Michaels! Not quite as good as the Blue Midget's superkick though. BILL BUCKLEY: Would you stop... Michaels has GUNS in the boston crab!! Mitchell...rocks Taylor with forearm! Todd going for a Piledriver......but Lex flips him over his back, and he hits Michaels! RED MIDGET: That's a new way to break the boston crab! BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor with a DDT on Mitchell!!! RED MIDGET: The little flip must have hit Worthington as well, cause he's out! BILL BUCKLEY: RED, for once you're right. Worthington isn't moving. Taylor has Mitchell pinned!! Scotty, drops Taylor with a superkick! He's cleaning house in this one! RED MIDGET: Not anymore!! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS with a brainbuster on Michaels!! RED MIDGET: Look at Teri, Bill!! I, uh..just happened to be looking up there...she's picked the lock on the cage!! BILL BUCKLEY: TERI'S GOT THE CAGE DOOR OPEN! WHAT IN THE H*ll! Teri just dropped 30 feet from the cage, and did a Frank'n'Parsons on GUNS!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! RED MIDGET: She's all there is! BILL BUCKLEY: Mitchell covers!!! Worthington calls for the bell this one is over! RED MIDGET: DQ! DQ! BILL BUCKLEY: Worthington has DQ'd the team of Mitchell and Michaels...but they don't seem to care...they're doing a number on Taylor and GUNS!! Fans we're out of time, we'll see you in Boston!!