CSWA SHOWTIME in Baltimore April 11, 1996 --------------------------- (CSWA Logo appears on the screen, catches fire, and then explodes into tiny pieces) FADEIN: To the sold out, and wild crowd, at the USAIR arena in Baltimore CUTTO: Bill Buckley and the Red Midget standing in front of a sea of fans! BILL BUCKLEY: Hello everyone I'm Bill Buckley, and welcome to CSWA SHOWTIME! Once again, RED, the fans have called, faxed, and written in their DREAM MATCHES!! RED MIDGET: I don't like SHOWTIME cards, they're too short! BILL BUCKLEY: Don't start up again...Getting back to DREAM MATCHES the fans have done a whale of a job tonight! We'll see a Mixed Tag team match, A battle of the GREENSBORO title, a war of the Mitchells, HORNET vs Vince Bailey, America's Team vs GUNS and Mike Randalls! Plus our Main Event, Tom Adler goes against "The Golden Boy" Paul Pierce! RED MIDGET: Despite's length, that is an action packed card! Personally, I'm looking forward to the Mitchell vs Mitchell battle! BILL BUCKLEY: RED, I think most of tonight's crowd are anxiously awaiting Adler vs Pierce, and the tag match! The great champion Tom Adler, gets in the ring with the Kid! What a match, that promises to be! But America's Team after nearly a 3 year lay off, are back together in the ring! Tonight they face GUNS and Mike Randalls! Certainly the CSWA's Odd couple, if you will! RED MIDGET: It's behind odd...everyone in that ring has turned on Randalls, and on GUNS. Frankly, I'm not sure anyone can trust each other! BILL BUCKLEY: That's a great point..a lot has happened between those 4...it's going to be interesting to say the least! RED MIDGET: If I were a betting man, I'd place $20 on GUNS getting turned on again! BILL BUCKLEY: Um..RED, you are a betting man, in fact CS has warned you about your little problem! RED MIDGET: In that case, I'll put down $40! And don't think, I didn't get that midget joke! BILL BUCKLEY: Why...why.... Rhubarb let's kick off this special ANNIVERSARY edition of SHOWTIME!!! (lights fade, and the Laser light show begins) ============================================================ Eliminator/Poison IVY vs Scotty Michaels/Teri Melton BILL BUCKLEY: RED, let's not forget the rules for a Mixed Tag match...it has to be man vs man, or woman vs woman. So, if one team tags out, so must the other! RED MIDGET: I know this... BILL BUCKLEY: Just making sure... (Eli/Ivy Michaels/Teri cont....) BILL BUCKLEY: It's going to be Eliminator and Michaels starting it off! Oh, would you look at IVY she's already hurling insults at Teri! RED MIDGET: She's just mad, because Teri is more woman that she is! BILL BUCKLEY: RED, she's already kicked Benson's butt, you want her to kick yours? RED MIDGET: No sir... BILL BUCKLEY: I didn't think so...Collar and elbow tie up, Michaels backs Eli into the corner...Patrick Young calls for a clean break, but Scotty delivers a hard right hand! RED MIDGET: That's a break, is it not? BILL BUCKLEY: No, it's not! Scotty sends his knee into Eli's gut! The former USN Champion, is looking to demolish the former IC champion! RED MIDGET: Speaking of which, what kind of fool gives up the IC belt! BILL BUCKLEY: Now is not the time, RED. Michaels snap mare takes Eli down! Scotty drops the elbow, and then laughs as Teri gives her approval! Oh, they are a cocky duo! RED MIDGET: You have to be to survive in this sport, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: Michaels with a headlock..but Eli quickly pushes Scotty the ropes, and whips him across the ring, Michaels leap frogs over Eli, bounces off the ropes, and Eli catches him with a powerslam!! RED MIDGET: Wow... BILL BUCKLEY: Early cover, ONE...TWO..NO! Scotty is able to kick out! It's that kind of power that earned him the IC belt! RED MIDGET: The belt of which he threw away! BILL BUCKLEY: Stop! Eli sends Michaels' head into the turnbuckle!! Eliminator with an inverted atomic drop! Oh my goodness that's gotta hurt! RED MIDGET: You think? Let me try that on you! BILL BUCKLEY: Eli throws Michaels to his corner, and he tags in POISON IVY, as this crowd goes nuts!! They love her, RED! RED MIDGET: Yadda, Yadda, Yadda BILL BUCKLEY: Ivy is in, so Teri is forced in!! This one could get nasty in a matter of seconds! RED MIDGET: Look at'em Bill, they're going at it tooth and nail!! Hair pulling, oh I love it! BILL BUCKLEY: IVY repeatedly rams Teri's head into the mat!! OH boy (Eli/IVY Michaels/Teri cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: Melton turns the tide, as she is now ramming IVY's head into the mat! There's no love lost, between these two women! RED MIDGET: Women? I wouldn't call them that, although I'd be happy to make women out of them! BILL BUCKLEY: Would you stop! RED MIDGET: Won't happen again, I promise.. BILL BUCKLEY: Teri helps IVY up...and she DDTs her!! Make no mistake about it, they may be managers but they can do some damage in the ring as well! RED MIDGET: I've said it before, but it bears repeating. The Midget Maniacs could take either one of them! BILL BUCKLEY: You need help.. RED MIDGET: Don't we all.. BILL BUCKLEY: Melton chokes the life out of IVY! These two are really going at it! Teri jumps up and lands on IVY's stomach! RED MIDGET: Oh boy, that's atleast 95 lbs...its a wonder she's still alive! BILL BUCKLEY: Teri....places Ivy's left leg on the bottom rope...Melton leaps high in the air, but as she comes down IVY moves her leg out of the way! RED MIDGET: Get the men back in the ring, quick.. BILL BUCKLEY: IVY to her feet, and she slaps the taste out of Teri's mouth! IVY with a monkey flip, that sends Melton flying across the ring!! RED MIDGET: Ok..things are starting to pick up. BILL BUCKLEY: Melton, reaches over, having enough of POISON IVY, she tags Scotty Michaels back in! RED MIDGET: YES! The men....You gotta love it! BILL BUCKLEY: Eli is in, and Michaels rushes him, and nearly knocks him out of the ring, with a forearm! Scotty just spit on POISON IVY! That's uncalled for! RED MIDGET: It's a show of affection... BILL BUCKLEY: I don't think so.. (Eli/IVY Michaels/Teri cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: Scotty takes Eli by the hair, and flings him outside! Scotty follows...and he drives a boot to the gut! Look out, Michaels is looking for a chair! RED MIDGET: He found one! BILL BUCKLEY: Scotty drops it over Eli's head! OHMY he just clocked POISON IVY with the chair! That's just not right! RED MIDGET: All's fair in love and war! BILL BUCKLEY: Michaels throws Eli into the apron! Teri Melton is loving this! Speaking of Teri...a ring boy has just handed her a piece of paper! RED MIDGET: It looks like a note, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: I believe it is....Teri is reading the note, and she just got a huge grin on her face! RED MIDGET: If that's the case, I betcha good money the note is from her finacee "Muppet Kid" Timmy Windham! (Note reads: Teri, I can't wait longer..let's do it tonight..meet me in the back, and let's fly to Vegas tonight! Your Love, Timmy ) BILL BUCKLEY: Teri is running out of her....Marvin can we get a camera to follow her back there? (Teri runs to the back...) TERI MELTON: Timmy! I got your message! I agree, sweetie, let's do it tonight! (searching for Timmy) Timmy!? ("Lethal" Lex Taylor appears out of nowhere, grabs Teri by the arm, and plants a kiss on her!!) BILL BUCKLEY: We understand we now have a feed in the back, WOW!! THAT'S LEX TAYLOR, HE'S KISSING TERI MELTON! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S BACK!! RED MIDGET: And he's having some fun with Teri! BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor, turns Melton over his knee...he's spanking Teri, RED!! RED MIDGET: I see! BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor throws Teri into a closet, and shuts the door...he grabs a chair..and he's running towards the ring! RED MIDGET: Uh-oh BILL BUCKLEY: Back in the ring, Michaels just superkicked Eli!!! This one is close to being over... IVY is in the ring, but Patrick Young tries to restrain her!! RED MIDGET: Look out, Scotty!! BILL BUCKLEY: Taylor is at ringside, and he cracks the chair over Scotty's head!!! Eli rolls him up, ONE....TWO.. THREEE!!!! IT'S OVER!! RED MIDGET: Great day in the morning! BILL BUCKLEY: Eli and IVY get the win, but more importantly, "LETHAL" LEX TAYLOR IS BACK!! He's beating the snot out of Scotty Michaels!! I love it! Fans, we have to take a break, but we'll be back with more!! OHMY BILL BUCKLEY: How about that! Lex Taylor has returned to the CSWA, we new CS Enterprises were talking with some talent...but I didn't think it was Lex! RED MIDGET: I thought he was retired... BILL BUCKLEY: I guess not! It's only right that he return and attack Teri...she's the one that broke up the DREAM TEAM, she's the one that caused him to leave! RED MIDGET: I don't care...spanking the woman? Nice touch! BILL BUCKLEY: Right now, we've got the GREENSBORO HEAVYWEIGHT Title defense!! ============================================================ Anarky (w/IVY) vs Billy Starr BILL BUCKLEY: This one should be good...these two not only will meet tonight, but also at the ANNIVERSARY card in NORFOLK! The fans, wanted to see these to young guns so to speak, battle it out, tonight! RED MIDGET: IVY is still here...I'm beginning to hate the womam! BILL BUCKLEY: Anarky, he's looked impressive so far in his young CSWA career..he's had a few battles with another young gun, RAZORBACK..but tonight he's got his chance at gold! RED MIDGET: I wouldn't call the GREENSBORO title, Gold, more like plastic...much like the AAWC World title! BILL BUCKLEY: Stop. RED MIDGET: Gotcha BILL BUCKLEY: There's the bell, and it's "Blazin" Billy Starr with a eye gouge..he cheated his way to a victory over Wild Asian to get the belt, and he starts off here with a cheap tatic! RED MIDGET: Cheap...just a will to win! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr with a savat kick..and another! That stuns the challenger..Anarky has won many titles in other leagues, but tonight he hopes to win won in the big leagues! RED MIDGET: The ASWF? BILL BUCKLEY: No...Billy Starr with a short arm clothesline! Billy wasting no time, he's got the figure 4 hooked in on Anarky! RED MIDGET: This one might be over, before it really starts! BILL BUCKLEY: Anarky has no place to go, he's screaming out in pain....Starr has the leg lock, sinched in really good! RED MIDGET: Give it up, kid...you don't have it in you! BILL BUCKLEY: IVY encouraging her man...to hold off the pain, and find someway to break the hold! (Anarky/Starr cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: We're back..and not much has changed in this GREENSBORO title match up! "Blazin" Billy Starr, the Greensboro champion, continues to keep Anarky in the Figure 4! RED MIDGET: If I were Anarky, I'd give up now..and save my strength for Norfolk! BILL BUCKLEY: I don't think he's going to do that, RED! RED MIDGET: I'm just trying to help... BILL BUCKLEY: Poison Ivy, urging Anarky on...trying to coach him to the ropes! Billy, just broke the hold, he went over to the ropes, and did a pelvis thrust towards IVY! RED MIDGET: Actually, I think that was towards you, Bill. BILL BUCKLEY: That's enough out of you. Anarky still trying to reach the ropes...he's close! Anarky extends his arms, and finally he's gotten a hold of the bottom rope! RED MIDGET: He should have taken my advice. BILL BUCKLEY: Patrick Young, calls for the break. Anarky uses the ropes, to pull himself up..he's noticeably limping, RED! RED MIDGET: He was just in the figure 4 for over a minute, you would be too! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr kicks the knee...he's obviously trying to work it over! Billy bends his knee back behind him, he lifts up Anarky...and drops the knee over his thigh! RED, if this goes on I'll have to agree with you, he's already got another title shot line-up in a few days, why risk it!? RED MIDGET: Because he's an idiot..that's about as simple as I can put it! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr trips up the challenger...Billy picks up Anarky's leg, and drives it through the mat! The HCCW US champion screams out in pain! You've got to wonder how much longer he can keep this up! RED MIDGET: I'm guessing not too much longer..he doesn't have the heart! BILL BUCKLEY: Let's not go that far, RED. Starr, bends Anarky's leg...and he's got the STF on! OHMY RED MIDGET: That's trouble! BILL BUCKLEY: IVY looks concerned, and she should! Anarky has been beaten down here tonight! RED, bringing up your point once again, how much longer does this have to go on, until Anarky suffers long term damage! RED MIDGET: He already has, the fool should have given in when I told him too! BILL BUCKLEY: Anarky, is doing everything he can to fight off the pain, but the walls have to be crumbling down, soon! (Anarky/Starr cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: We're back after that commerical break, and while we were gone, Billy Starr kept Anarky in the STF! IVY has to be thinking things over...whether she should throw in the towel or not! That upcoming title shot...he's blowing it all right here! RED MIDGET: I told you he was Bill...but once again because I'm a midget you overlook the fact that I might, just might know what I'm talking about! BILL BUCKLEY: Your size has nothing to do with it! RED MIDGET: Yeah...whatever! BILL BUCKLEY: Anarky is just about out of things..the pain is too much for him! POISON IVY jumps on the ring apron, what is she doing! RED MIDGET: She's got no business up there...just say the word and I'll pull her down! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr sees IVY, and he releases the STF!! I don't believe it, Anarky was just seconds away from giving up! RED MIDGET: You don't know that for a fact! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr walks over to where IVY is...the two of them are jawing about something! OHMYGOSH IVY is kissing Billy! What's going on here! RED MIDGET: I told you weeks ago, that she was hot for him, this just proves it! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr is stunned...he's just standing there with his jaw dropped, he can't believe it! RED MIDGET: Hey, IVY come over here and give me some of that lovin! BILL BUCKLEY: Stop! OHMY POISON IVY drove her knee through the second rope and into Starr's groin!! The GREENSBORO champion is nearly crippled! RED MIDGET: What in the small, small world! BILL BUCKLEY: Starr doubles over in pain..he stubbles back...Anarky, who's on the mat, reaches up with one hand grabs the tights, and rolls up Billy!! RED MIDGET: This can't be happening! BILL BUCKLEY: ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!!! OHMYGOSH! WE'VE GOT A NEW GREENSBORO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! Anarky pulls out the victory, when it seemed impossible!! RED MIDGET: Once again, IVY pulls one out for her man!! She's not a manager..she's just a cheater!! BILL BUCKLEY: In just a short while here in the CSWA, Anarky hits pay dirt! He's the NEW GREENSBORO Champion! RED MIDGET: But a tainted title, it is! BILL BUCKLEY: RED, what a great two matches we've opened up with tonight! Lex Taylor makes a surprise return, and Anarky has just won the GREENSBORO Title! RED MIDGET: The crowd seems bored Bill. They want the Mighty Morphin Midgets! BILL BUCKLEY: Somehow I doubt that. It's time for our 3rd DREAM MATCH of the night! RED MIDGET: Oh goodie! BILL BUCKLEY: This might be one of the weirdest we've ever held...enough fans wanted to see Todd Mitchell, take on one half of S&M Frankie Mitchell! RED MIDGET: I can't blame them, I've always wondered who the better man is! ============================================================ Frankie Mitchell vs Todd Mitchell BILL BUCKLEY: Frankie Mitchell, is giving up some serious height and weight in this bout! Todd, the big man..he's not quite 7 feet tall...but he's one of the most powerful men in the CSWA to date! RED MIDGET: If I were Frankie, I'd bring out Tony Seebok! BILL BUCKLEY: That might help! There's the bell, and right for the start Frankie fires away! He rakes the eyes... Mitchell going for a body slam..he takes the big guy off his feet! No not quite! Todd slams a forearm down on Frankie's back! RED MIDGET: Stick a fork in him he's done! BILL BUCKLEY: Todd Mitchell lifts Frankie up, and he presses him over the top of his head! Once, twice, three times!! And drops him ontop of the ropes! RED MIDGET: That's got to hurt... BILL BUCKLEY: Todd grabs Mitchell by the arm...whips him across the ring, and catches him with a boot! He bounces off the ropes, and drops the elbow! ONE....TWO....NO! Frankie just did get up! RED MIDGET: Why? The man should have stayed down! BILL BUCKLEY: Mitchell yanks Frankie to his feet...Side slam! Right now, RED, he's just toying with him! You get the feeling Todd could pin him at any time! RED MIDGET: Why not now...it'll get us out of here, and to dinner quicker. BILL BUCKLEY: Tood Mitchell, hooks the tights, slingshot suplex!! Oh, the big guy looks like he can do it all! RED MIDGET: That's because he can! BILL BUCKLEY: Frankie is pressed up against the ropes, Todd charges at him with a clothesline, but Frankie drops down and Todd goes flying over the top rope!! RED MIDGET: DQ, right there! (Mitchell/Mitchell cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: Todd Mitchell took a nasty spill on the outside!! Frankie has regained his senses for the moment, and he's outside as well....Mitchell clips the knee!! RED MIDGET: That's the way to get him off his feet, take out his knees!! BILL BUCKLEY: He's doing just that! Lookout folks, Frankie has our broadcast table! RED, run for you life!!! RED MIDGET: I'm outta here! BILL BUCKLEY: Frankie has it set up....he knocks Todd in the groin..and rolls him ontop of the table!! I've got a feeling we might be calling the rest of tonight's action standing up! RED MIDGET: Good, personally I can see better when I stand! BILL BUCKLEY: Frankie on the apron..he's running and he leaps off with the elbow and blasts Todd through the table!! OHMY! RED MIDGET: This is getting physical in a hurry! BILL BUCKLEY: Frankie has a piece of that table, and he breaks it over Todd's head!! I guess Young is just letting these two go..cause some of this stuff ain't legal! RED MIDGET: Well put! BILL BUCKLEY: Frankie rolls Todd in the ring...he's done enough damage outside the ring, now he's got to put him away inside it! RED MIDGET: Easy said than done! BILL BUCKLEY: Mitchell drives his knee into Todd's stomach..several times! Frankie climps to the second turnbuckle, and comes off with a double ax handle! RED MIDGET: He's got to do better than that! BILL BUCKLEY: Mitchell again, off the second rope with a double ax handle! Todd almost off his feet!! For a third time, Frankie goes to the corner..this time he's going all the way to the top! Mitchell off the top rope, but Todd picks him up...a powerslam! RED MIDGET: Dare I say, this one is over! BILL BUCKLEY: Todd sets up, and delivers a POWERBOMB! Man alive, he almost drove Frankie through the mat!! Mitchell making the cover, with one hand...ONE....TWO.....THREE!! This one is history! RED MIDGET: Thank gawd.. BILL BUCKLEY: We'll be back with more action, right after this! BILL BUCKLEY: Alrighty, we're back. RED, that was one heck of a battle! We now know that Todd Mitchell, is the better Mitchell! RED MIDGET: Frankly, I'd love to see a rematch! BILL BUCKLEY: You're fired! RED MIDGET: I was just kidding! BILL BUCKLEY: Don't kid like that.. RED MIDGET: Sorry... BILL BUCKLEY: RED, we're half way down! Our last three matches are truely DREAM MATCHES! Our next one, pits two former WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS against one another. "Billionare" Vince Bailey, a former World Champion in other leagues, will square off against former mult-UNIFIED World Champion HORNET! This match, has been a long time coming! RED MIDGET: Yes it has! Both these men, can't wait to get it on, to see who the better man is! ============================================================ Vince Bailey vs HORNET BILL BUCKLEY: Bailey is of course accompained to the ring by his manager, Maxwell Diamond and the FIRM! RED MIDGET: Yeah, I'd love to have those two as my lawyers! BILL BUCKLEY: Wouldn't we all. Both men are already in the ring..RED, this one should be great! There's the bell, as both HORNET and Bailey take their time coming together in the middle of the ring! RED MIDGET: When you have two great wrestlers like we have here, I'm sure they'll take their time, feeling each other out. BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET and Bailey tie up in the middle of the ring...HORNET gets the advantage! The former UNIFIED World champion, lifts Bailey over his head and there's a bench press slam! What power!! RED MIDGET: He's a great power wrestler as well as technical wrestler! BILL BUCKLEY: Bailey to his feet, and he's clotheslined by HORNET! Bailey again, to his feet and he eats other clothesline!!! The Billionare once again is up, HORNET charges again, but Bailey ducks down grabs the tights and flips HORNET to the outside! Great counter move! RED MIDGET: That just shows you, Bailey is thinking even when he was getting the snot beat out of him! BILL BUCKLEY: On the outside Diamond plants a boot right in HORNET's gut! RED MIDGET: There's nothing wrong with that! (Bailey/HORNET cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: Yes there is something wrong with that, as Diamond kicks him again! Bailey's got three people one the outside, and my question is why! RED MIDGET: Stop complaining about the FIRM...if they go away I'm holding you responsible! BILL BUCKLEY: Bailey catches his breath, and climbs through the ropes. Vince has some cable, and he wraps it around HORNET's throat! RED MIDGET: He's just merely trying to open a passage way..HORNET looks a little out of breath! BILL BUCKLEY: I wonder why! Bailey now, sends HORNET flying into the steel railing! He claims his back is better, but Vince being the veteran he is, is going to test it! And he's wasted no time, in working on it! RED MIDGET: He's a smart man... BILL BUCKLEY: Bailey rolls HORNET back in the ring... Vince hammers away with a few European uppercuts! Bailey whips HORNET across the ring and into the turnbuckle! Vince follows him in, but HORNET moves out of the way, and Bailey meets with the turnbuckles! RED MIDGET: That can't be good.. BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET has Bailey up, and there's an Airplane spin! Round and round they go...finally, Bailey is dumped in the middle of the ring! HORNET is heading to the top rope, OHMY! RED MIDGET: If he hits anything off of there, it's going to spell trouble for Bailey! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET is perched on the top...Bailey is up, look out! OHMY The Former UNIFIED champ tried a Shooting Star Press, but Bailey was able to get out of the way! RED MIDGET: HORNET flipped completely over, and he hit hard! BILL BUCKLEY: Vince tries to pin him, ONE...TWO..NO! I didn't think that'd be enough, but once again Bailey shows his smarts by taking a chance! RED MIDGET: That's right, you never know..what might happen! BILL BUCKLEY: Very true...Bailey hooks the arms, Butterfly suplex! OHMY (Bailey/HORNET cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: Now Vince looks a bit angry, as he begins to stomp away at HORNET! He drops down, and he's got a choke hold applied! RED MIDGET: No choke, it's clean! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET quickly to his feet, he's trying to get some air! Bailey doesn't help the cause, as he nails him with a savat kick! Vince suplexs HORNET up, and he drops him over the ropes! Oh, that was nice! RED MIDGET: This guy has more moves than Billy Dee Williams! BILL BUCKLEY: I'm going to do you a favor and not commment on that one.. RED MIDGET: Thanks.. BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET just outside the ropes, standing on the apron...Bailey hits him with an elbow, and he goes flying off the ring, and he hits across the iron railing! RED MIDGET: Lookout in the front row! BILL BUCKLEY: Once again it's Diamond doing damage! He has no business getting involved!! RED MIDGET: Clearly, Bill, there was something on HORNET's back, and he just tried to kick it off... BILL BUCKLEY: Yeah...Bailey finds a chair and he uses it on HORNET! This guys is tearing the former champ apart, piece by piece! RED MIDGET: Let's not forget, HORNET is also wrestling the next match!! Personally, I feel he's out done himself tonight! Why take on two matches..especially matches of this magnitude! BILL BUCKLEY: Excellent point! Bailey whips HORNET into the iron steps! You could hear his back, literally make a dent in those stairs! RED MIDGET: That'll leave a mark. BILL BUCKLEY: Bailey directs HORNET bakc into the ring...he's worn him down..using a number of moves! Vince picks him up, Atomic drop! Off the ropes, Bulldog! He might have him right here! ONE...TWO....TH-NO!! RED MIDGET: Was that three??! BILL BUCKLEY: Almost! But not quite! Bailey, small package, ONE....TWO...NO!! Bailey, picking up the action a bit, whips him into the ropes, he goes for the side slam, HORNET flips over and turns it into a flying leg scissors!! RED MIDGET: Wow...wee!! BILL BUCKLEY: Bailey can't believe it, that came out of nowhere! RED MIDGET: He pulled the tights! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET grabs Bailey, BELLY TO BELLY! (Bailey/HORNET cont... ) BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET just nailed Bailey with a Belly to Belly suplex! HORNET leaves his feet, and drops Vince with a dropkick! He got some serious air under that one! RED MIDGET: That he did my giant friend. BILL BUCKLEY: Stop. HORNET irish whips Vince across the ring, flying body press!! ONE....TWO....NO! Both men to their feet, heart kick by HORNET, and another! RED MIDGET: He's got some chicken stuck in his heart, and HORNET is just trying to knock it loose! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET suplexes Vince up, Brainbuster!! Vince is thrown into the corner, HORNET Splash!!! No, Bailey moves out of the way! But, HORNET caught himself before he eat the turnbuckle! Bailey is gloating to the fans! RED MIDGET: That's not a good idea! BILL BUCKLEY: No it's not, HORNET is on the top rope, Top Rope Dropkick to the back of the head! Bailey hit the turnbuckle, and he may be out!! Maxwell Diamond jumps on the apron! RED MIDGET: I smell trouble!! BILL BUCKLEY: So do I...Jasmine, part of the FIRM, has just slipped Vince a...what's that? A lead ball!! RED MIDGET: Wow! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET intercepts the weapon and he cocks Bailey with it! This one is all over! HORNET has the cover, RED MIDGET: Bar the door Katie! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET has the pin, but Young...sees the lead ball, and he calls for the bell! HORNET thinks he's won the match!! But, Patrick Young awards this one to Vince Bailey via a DQ!! RED MIDGET: A win is a win Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: I'm not denying that! Diamond pulls Bailey out of the ring, and they all head for the locker rooms! RED MIDGET: And they should, they're work here is done! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET drops this one...Vince Bailey has beaten HORNET...Wow! RED MIDGET: You said it! BILL BUCKLEY: We'll be back, with the Tag Team match right after this!! BILL BUCKLEY: RED, we're down to our last two matches of the night! Our Main Event, will pit "Mr.Magnificent" Tom Adler against The "Golden Boy" Paul Pierce! That match is not for the UNIFIED Title. RED MIDGET: And why not? If you got the title, be a big man and defend it! BILL BUCKLEY: You're not ever going to stop with the midget puns are you.. RED MIDGET: Midget buns, Whatch you talking about Willis?! BILL BUCKLEY: I detest you... RED MIDGET: That can't be good.. ============================================================ America's Team vs GUNS/Randalls BILL BUCKLEY: This without a doubt is the weirdest DREAM MATCH of the night! America's Team for the first time in 3 years will be back in the ring together...their opponents are two men that were bitter rivals..GUNS and Mike Randalls! GUNS and Randalls, the question is RED, can they work together tonight as a team to destroy a common enemy! RED MIDGET: Ain't that the enternal question.. BILL BUCKLEY: It was just about 8 months ago that Mike Randalls drove part of a 2x4 into GUNS' knee...and a month agao that GUNS beat Randalls in a Death Island match! Personally, I doubt that these two men can work together as a team! RED MIDGET: That remains to be seen...I have my doubts too, but stranger things have happened. BILL BUCKLEY: This is true. GUNS and Mike Randalls are already in the ring, awaiting America's Team! They've done away with the enterance music...they didn't want to delay the match, and longer than they have to! (Hey Man Nice Shot, by Filter plays) BILL BUCKLEY: Speaking of America's Team, here they come! Some fans, are booing, RED Mark and HORNET will always have a good portion of their fans, but somebody just don't like what they did to GUNS! RED MIDGET: It's safe to say, HORNET won't lead the world in foam fingers sold this year! BILL BUCKLEY: America's Team rolls into the ring, and before the bell can sound, GUNS and Randalls are all over them! RED, this match is Texas Torando rules...so all four men will be in the ring at one time! RED MIDGET: This could get confusing. BILL BUCKLEY: America's Team is whipped into the ropes, double clothesline by GUNS and Randalls! So far, they seem to be teaming well together! RED MIDGET: It's only been 10 seconds.. (GUNS/Randalls America's Team cont...) BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls takes Windham outside, and it's GUNS and HORNET one on one in the ring! Randalls sends Windham flying over the iron railing, and into the crowd! RED MIDGET: Who says Man can't fly! BILL BUCKLEY: Mike steps over the railing and both of them are brawling in the stands!! RED MIDGET: You sure get your money's worth in the front row don't you! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS lifts HORNET over his head, Bench press slam!! GUNS irish whips HORNET into the ropes, shoulderblock! Listen to this crowd, they love it! RED MIDGET: I wonder if they'd still be cheering if it were them that were getting the snot beat out of them! BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS with a snap suplex!! He pulls HORNET to his feet, he sends the former UNIFIED Champ crashing into the turnbuckle! RED MIDGET: HORNET say hello to the turnbuckle! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls is finally done beating Windham with a chair...as they have stopped fighting in the stands..Randalls flings Mark into the iron post! This is getting physical! RED MIDGET: You bet it is! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls is setting up a table! Oh my goodness! He's laid out Windham on the table, Randalls climbing to the top rope...Mike Randalls flies off with a moonsault, but Windham moves out of the way!! RED MIDGET: Ouch! BILL BUCKLEY: Randalls went through the table, instead of Windham!! Mark leaves Mike to suffer..he's in the ring, and he clips GUNS! Both men stomping away at GUNS! GUNS is sent into the ropes, he ducks down, he clotheslines both HORNET and Windham! OHMY! RED MIDGET: He's determined to win this one!! He's angry, and he certainly has a right ot be! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham rakes the eyes, but GUNS can do any more damage! Belly to back suplex! Now, it's HORNET who's on the outside...he's got Randalls, OHMY Mike was sent face first into the iron post! RED MIDGET: That's using your head! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham with a brainbuster on GUNS! Mark, going to the top rope...that's not like him, RED! Windham is on the top, but so is GUNS...GUNS Superplex off the top!! RED MIDGET: Stick a fork in him he's done! BILL BUCKLEY: ONE.....TWO....NO! That was close! (GUNS/Randalls America's Team cont..) BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS surprises Mark with a DDT!! On the outside, Randalls has a chair and he's beating off HORNET! Those two men, no love lost for sure! RED MIDGET: Randalls is a bloody mess...and to be frank he likes it that way! BILL BUCKLEY: Yes he does! Randalls, has HORNET up, piledriver on the cement floor! RED MIDGET: That's not good... BILL BUCKLEY: GUNS nails Windham with a backbreaker! America's Team, is in trouble RED! GUNS has Windham, in the Scorpion Deathlock, that's HORNET's finisher!! RED MIDGET: That's got to be a slap in the face to Windham and HORNET as well! BILL BUCKLEY: I didn't know GUNS had that move in his bag of tricks! GUNS has it sinched in, pretty tight! Randalls is taking care of HORNET on the outside, this one is nearing an end! RED MIDGET: America's Team is going down tonight, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: Windham screaming out in pain, as Patrick Young watches, waiting for a submission! (crowd roars) What's going on... wait a minute, here comes "The Golden Boy" Paul Pierce..Pierce ax handle and he just broke it over Randall's back!! RED MIDGET: Mike is out cold...nighty night! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET, is up, he grabs the feet of Patrick Young...he's trying to pull Young to the outside! RED MIDGET: That's a DQ, right? BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce is in the ring, and he cracks the other half of the ax handle over GUNS' head!! Geez! Windham to his feet, as Pierce takes off running! RED MIDGET: His work is done, Bill! BILL BUCKLEY: Mark Windham, lifts GUNS up, he's got the former EN Champion in the TORTURE RACK!!! NO!! This is cheap!! RED MIDGET: It's only cheating if you get caught! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET turns loose of Young, Patrick turns around to see Windham holding GUNS up in the Rack! Young lifts the arm once! He lifts the arm twice!! Now a third time, and no response!! He's calling for the bell! It's over! America's Team wins by submission!! RED MIDGET: What a match! BILL BUCKLEY: I can't believe Windham and HORNET have fallen so low! They get the win, but its'..it's cheap is what it is! RED MIDGET: Stop whining! BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce, he's sticking his nose in a little bit of everything of late! I'm sure we haven't heard the last of this stituation! We'll be back with the MAIN EVENT! BILL BUCKLEY: We're back, and ready to go with our main event! RED, I still can't get over what's gotten into HORNET and Mark Windham!! They didn't use to have to win like that this! RED MIDGET: Win like what? A win is a win... stop whining! You sound like President Schmid. BILL BUCKLEY: You didn't... RED MIDGET: I think I did! BILL BUCKLEY: And what about Paul Pierce..the newly crowned UNIFIED World Heavyweight champion....this is not the way to make his mark in the CSWA! RED MIDGET: Personally the kid is starting to grow on me! He's to eager to leave his mark..and with those ax handle shots..he sure left a few! BILL BUCKLEY: You're a riot. I'm sure that war has just begun! It remains to be seen whether or not, GUNS and Randalls will team together in the future! One thing is for certain, RED. America's Team has a whole lot of folks after their hides! RED MIDGET: Isn't that a pretty picture.. BILL BUCKLEY: Alright, enought about that...it's time for the Main Event! ============================================================ Tom Adler vs "Golden Boy" Paul Pierce BILL BUCKLEY: This match is not for the UNIFIED Title.. frankly, RED, I think it's going to be fun to see just how much Paul Pierce has learned! He's still just a youngster! Tonight, he'll have the chance to prove that he is indeed worthy of being the WORLD CHAMPION! His opponent, Tom Adler, has been a UNIFIED Champion before...some consider him to be one of the, if not the best ever! Pierce, tonight will be a true test! RED MIDGET: If you ask me, it's Adler who has to prove himself..Pierce won the ULTRATITLE Adler did not! BILL BUCKLEY: That's true..but they didn't wrestle in the ULTRATITLE, and tonight they will! RED MIDGET: I'm placing my money on Pierce, Adler is washed up....he's finished! BILL BUCKLEY: There's the bell, and this one is underway! If your watching this at home, you might wanna set the VCR! This promises to be a classic! RED MIDGET: Yeah...yeah...yeah BILL BUCKLEY: Adler and Pierce lock horns in the middle of the ring...Adler with a hip toss! And a dropkick! That drops Pierce out of the ring! RED MIDGET: What if you're watching at home, but you don't get this channel. BILL BUCKLEY: Then you're not watching at home! RED MIDGET: Oh (Adler/Pierce cont..) BILL BUCKLEY: Adler runs Pierce into the ropes, he lays down, Pierce leaps over Adler, Tom to his feet high knee! Quickly he catches Pierce with a swinging neckbreaker!! RED MIDGET: Bar the Door Katie! BILL BUCKLEY: Adler with a snap suplex! He's so quick, RED, he may have the best suplex in the business! RED MIDGET: I'm thrilled! BILL BUCKLEY: Tom Adler irish whips Paul into the turnbuckle! He charges in, but get's caught with an elbow to the chops! Pierce surprised him with that one! RED MIDGET: I told you the kid is better than Tommy! BILL BUCKLEY: The Golden Boy lifts Adler up and drops him on the ropes! He's kind of cocky, RED, but thus far in his young career he's backed it up! RED MIDGET: That's why I like him so much..he talks the talk and he walks the walk! BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce reaches down to his boot, he just pulled on a set of handcuffs! What in the world! RED MIDGET: This is getting kind of kinky! BILL BUCKLEY: Pierce with a shot to Tom's groin! The Golden Boy just cuffed Tom Adler's hands behind his back! This is too much! RED MIDGET: You know what that means!! BILL BUCKLEY: Here come America's Team running down the aisle! Windham has that axe handle! Windham is in the ring, and he nails Adler over the head with the axe handle!! OHMY! All three men, working Alder over! RED, you got to think this was a set up from the very beginning! RED MIDGET: Well, the handcuffs should be the first give away! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET now taking his turns whacking Alder with the piece of lumber! Tom is in deep trouble, they've split open his head! Paul Pierce has Adler in the MASTERLOCK! What is this! RED MIDGET: It's called a butt kicking! BILL BUCKLEY: HORNET and Windham are kicking away at Adler! This is sick! RED MIDGET: I kind of like it! BILL BUCKLEY: Fans, we're out of time...we'll have an update as soon as possible! The <> Cutters have hit the ring, to save the day! Fans, we'll seeya later!