CSWA SuperPRIMETIME in Memphis March 4, 1996 BILL BUCKLEY: Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to Memphis, Tennessee for another edition of CSWA SuperPRIMETIME! I'm Bill Buckley along with Sammy Benson, and Sammy...what on Earth are you wearing? SAMMY BENSON: Come on, Buckley! I'm wearing this jumpsuit in tribute to the King...ELVIS PRESLEY! As all of us in the CSWA know, Buckley...ELVIS LIVES! I think I saw him at the gas station earlier today! BUCKLEY: Well, Sammy, try and keep your mind on calling the action tonight because we've got a heck of a card! Most of the title matches were just signed HOURS before the card, and we've got one heck of a main event for you! BENSON: That's right, Buckley...I called the CSWA HOTLINE, and let me tell you, Buckley...listening to Merritt explain those charts on Option Six is thrilling! BUCKLEY: You said you wanted to tell the fans the main event, Sammy, so spit it out! BENSON: All right, Buckley! The main event of the evening is gonna be...are you all sitting down...The United States Tag Team Champions...THE ARMED FORCES...will be wrestling a non-title match against the EN World Heavyweight Champion GUNS... BUCKLEY: And his partner, Sammy? BENSON: His partner is gonna be none other than HORNET! I'm excited, Buckley! BUCKLEY: I wouldn't figure you to be excited about GUNS and Hornet patching things up and stepping in there for tag team action. BENSON: Well, Buckley, it's obvious...it's a SETUP! You saw how Hornet just LEFT GUNS to take that beating from the CORPORATION at SHOWTIME! And you've all seen how strange GUNS has been acting recently...it's obvious, Buckley. GUNS didn't hit Hornet by ACCIDENT in Chapel Hill...tonight, Hornet is walking into a trap...because GUNS is gonna join the CORPORATION! BUCKLEY: I don't know about that, Sammy, but we've also got some more tremendous title matches! The Horsemen will defend their UNIFIED World Tag Team titles against the Disco Express! And how about this USN title defense...Scotty Michaels does battle with the Living Psycho himself, MARK WINDHAM! BENSON: Well, Windham's a few sandwiches short of a picnic, Buckley...but he's not going up against a pushover...he's going up against the USN champ, and Michaels has everything going for him, because let's face it...Teri doesn't hang around with LOSERS! BUCKLEY: You got that right, Sammy...also, the <> Cutters will defend the EN World Tag Team titles against the new allies of Devastating Mike Randalls...Tsunami and Wildstar, better known as NC-17!! BENSON: And that's not all, Buckley, because the CORPORATION is going to get some more GOLD when Peyton Wright beats that stupid commie Alexandr Karelin for the Presidential title! I can feel it, Buckley, this is going to be a banner day for the CORPORATION! BUCKLEY: And fans, we're going to kick this event off in prime fashion with an INCREDIBLE match! The cage is set up for this grudge match to end all grudge matches...DEATH GAMES! The IC Champ ELIMINATOR is going to lead his team against The Rosenthal Family! If Eli's team wins, then they get 5 minutes alone in the cage with Matt Rosenthal, but if Rosenthal's team wins...then he gets a KISS from Poison Ivy, and ATTAXX regains the IC title! BENSON: I can't wait to see that foul mouthed slut Ivy get what she deserves...a big wet sloppy kiss from Matt Rosenthal! I bet Hornet's gonna be jealous...and don't forget about Billy Starr! BUCKLEY: Well, fans, the cage is set up and the Rosenthal Family is making their way to the ring, so we'll be right back here on U-62 with DEATH GAMES, right after this promo for WINTER'S WARRIORS VII: THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE!! ------------------------------------------------------------ ================= DEATH GAMES GRUDGE MATCH ================= ELIMINATOR/BANDIT/JEFF RUXES/SIMON CAIN VS. ATTAXX/JAPANESE ASSAULT/"THE SURPRISE" ============================================================ BUCKLEY: The Rosenthal Family has stepped inside that roofed steel cage and Rosenthal's got the microphone! He's going to introduce his surprise! ROSENTHAL: "That's right, ladies and gentlemen...I give you the newest member of the Rosenthal Family..."DEVIL'S ADVOCATE" THOMAS DENNISON!" BUCKLEY: The Devil's Advocate has stepped into the cage and look what he's got with him! BENSON: Is that a spiked pitchfork, Buckley? BUCKLEY: It sure is, Sammy! Every man is allowed to bring ONE weapon inside the cage, and the Rosenthal Family certainly approves of that stipulation! The Japanese Assault has brought nunchuckas and a pair of sai, and ATTAXX has his son MTV's guitar! Now listen to this crowd erupt as the IC Champion and his team hit the ring! Ivy's team has stormed the ring and this one is underway! BENSON: There are no rules in this one, Buckley! It's just gonna be a fight! BUCKLEY: Elliminator is tearing right into ATTAXX with a Singapore Cane! That's his weapon of choice, and he's backed ATTAXX into a corner and he's whaling away on him with it! Jeff Ruxes and Simon Cain have bats wrapped in barbed wire, and they're swinging them wildly at the Japanese Assault! BENSON: Meanwhile, look at Dennison! He just jumped on BANDIT as soon as he entered the ring, and he's jabbing him with that pitchfork! This is nuts, Buckley! BUCKLEY: It certainly is that, Sammy! Cain swings his barbed wire bat at Kamikaze Kid, but the Kid is using those nunchukas to block the swings! And now the Kid with a spin kick to the head of Simon Cain, and he wraps those nunchukas around his throat! He's choking the life out of him! BENSON: Bandit just hammered the Devil's Advocate in the head with a STOP sign, and now he's hammering away on him with those taped fists! I think he's got something inside there, Buckley! BUCKLEY: He may very well have, Sammy, but there are no rules in DEATH GAMES! Jeff Ruxes and Shotgun Shogun are in the center of the ring fighting over one of those barbed wire baseball bats! Ruxes catches Shogun with a kick to the gut and now he hammers him in the back with the bat! That barbed wire is stuck in the back of Shotgun Shogun, and now Ruxes rakes the bat down the back! Oh my! Shotgun Shogun is lacerated! BENSON: ATTAXX has wrestled the Singapore Cane away from the Eliminator, and he cracked it right over his head! I love it, Buckley! This is absolute MAYHEM! ATTAXX picks Eli up and gives him a CHOKESLAM! BUCKLEY: Instead of going for the cover, ATTAXX picks up the guitar he brought to the ring and hammers Jeff Ruxes with it from behind! He spins Ruxes around, and oh my! A powerful chokeslam from ATTAXX! Now ATTAXX runs over and nails Bandit from behind with the guitar! He's trying to get Bandit up for a chokeslam, but Bandit is one of the few men in the CSWA that can match power with ATTAXX! Bandit blocks the chokeslam and nails ATTAXX with one of those taped fists! BENSON: ATTAXX is busted wide open, as Bandit continues the attack, but the rest of Bandit's team has already been layed out by ATTAXX! BUCKLEY: Oh my! Dennison just jabbed Bandit in the back with the pitchfork! Bandit is doubled over in pain, and now ATTAXX lifts him up for the chokeslam and brings him down HARD to the mat! Dennison with the cover! Manuel Juarez runs over! ONE...TWO...THREE! Bandit has been eliminated! BENSON: Stick a fork in him, Buckley, because he's done! BUCKLEY: That was TERRIBLE, Sammy! Bandit has to leave the ring, and we have to take a commercial break! We'll be right back with more DEATH GAMES!! ----------------------------------------------------------- (Death Games con't) BUCKLEY: We're back and now the Rosenthal Family has a four on three advantage! ATTAXX and Thomas Dennison tell the Japanese Assault to go over and work on the Eliminator, as they go to work on Fire and Ice! BENSON: Eli is getting to his feet, but forget about that, Buckley! Shotgun Shogun almost took his head off with a spin kick! I think I saw some teeth go flying! This is great! BUCKLEY: Sammy, some of YOUR teeth will go flying if Ivy hears you talking like that! ATTAXX just tosses Jeff Ruxes over in the corner, and now he and Dennison pick Cain up to his feet! They whip him off the ropes, and OH NO! They just CLOTHESLINED Cain with that barbed wire baseball bat! Cain is down and OUT! Dennison with the cover! ONE...TWO...THREE! I don't believe they did THAT! BENSON: Ha ha ha! I can, Buckley, and quite frankly, I'm glad I was here to see it! BUCKLEY: That's absolutely revolting, Sammy! You make me sick! Now they're going to do the same thing to Jeff Ruxes! NO! Ruxes ducked it! He comes back off the ropes and catches Thomas Dennison with a flying dropkick that sends him flying into the cage! ATTAXX swings the barbed wire bat at Ruxes, but Ruxes got out of the way and ATTAXX hit the mat! BENSON: That barbed wire got stuck in the mat, and now ATTAXX is trying to pull the bat out! BUCKLEY: Ruxes just picked up the guitar, and he CRACKS it over the head of ATTAXX! ATTAXX is down and he could be out of this one! ONE...TWO...NO! Thomas Dennison made the save! He pulled Ruxes right off of ATTAXX! BENSON: Meanwhile, in the corner, Japanese Assault is just TAKING it to Eliminator! Look at the Kamikaze Kid go with those nunchukas! I wouldn't be surprised if he broke every one of Eli's ribs with those things! BUCKLEY: Eli is coughing up blood in the corner, as he has taken a beating in this one! Now Shogun and the Kid pull Eli out of the corner! They whip him off the ropes to clothesline him with the nunchukas! NO! Eli dove on the nunchukas as he came off the ropes, and caused Shogun and Kamikaze Kid to crash into each other! They cracked heads on that one! BENSON: Now Eli's picking up the remnants of that Singapore Cane! I don't like the looks of this, Buckley! BUCKLEY: He's digging the broken wood into the forehead of Shotgun Shogun! He's busting him WIDE open, and YES! Shogun had enough! That had to be painful for him, and Shotgun Shogun has SUBMITTED! BENSON: What a wuss, man! I can't believe he gave up just because Eli was shoving a sharp piece of wood through his temple! BUCKLEY: Would you like me to have it done to you? BENSON: Um...I think I'll pass on that one! BUCKLEY: That's what I thought! Now Eli picks the Kamikaze Kid to his feet...and brings him back down with a DDT! And now he's giving the sign, and he's got it hooked...he's hooked the ELIMINATOR! BENSON: Get to the ropes, Kid, get to the ropes! BUCKLEY: There's no DQ in this one, Sammy, so Eli doesn't have to break the hold even if the Kamikaze Kid gets to the ropes! BENSON: Well, that hardly seems fair! BUCKLEY: Juarez asking the Kamikaze Kid if he's had enough! BENSON: No pain, Kid! No pain! BUCKLEY: YES! The Kamikaze Kid has submitted to the Eliminator! The sides are even at two a piece, now! BENSON: Not for long, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Oh my goodness! Dennison whipped Ruxes off the ropes and caught him coming off with a pitchfork to the gut! Ruxes doubles over in pain! DDT by the Devil's Advocate! The cover! ONE...TWO...THREE! Eli tried to make the save, but Kamikaze Kid held him back! Jeff Ruxes has been eliminated, and Eli is left against two men...when we come back! ----------------------------------------------------------- (Death Games continues...) BUCKLEY: We're back, and now the Eliminator has the odds stacked against him! He's in there with probably the two toughest men in the Rosenthal Family...ATTAXX and "Devil's Advocate" Thomas Dennison! BENSON: Just give up now, Eli. There will be other titles, and who really cares if Rosenthal gets to plant one on Ivy! We know how much she gets around anyway! BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Eli is in the center of the ring, and the two Family members have him surrounded, and they're moving in for the kill! Eli decides to go down fighting, and he charges right at ATTAXX and nails the big man with a clothesline! He stunned ATTAXX by going on the offensive, and now he's got the big man in the corner, and he's pounding away on him! BENSON: It doesn't matter, Buckley, because here comes Dennison! He jabbed Eli right in the back with that pitchfork, and Eli's back is cut badly! BUCKLEY: Eli turns and fires a right hand at Dennison! Another hard right hand by the IC Champion! A third right hand, and now Eli comes off the ropes and blasts him with a FLYING FOREARM! Eli with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! ATTAXX just delivered a legdrop to the back of Eli's head! BENSON: Eli's out cold, Buckley! Once again, stick a fork in him! Come on, Dennison...STICK THE FORK IN HIM! BUCKLEY: I think Dennison heard Sammy and he smiles! He raises that pitchfork high above his head and slams it down into Eli's chest...NO! Eli got out of the way, and that pitchfork is stuck in the center of the ring! Dennison is trying to pull it out as Eli gets to his feet! Oh my! Eli is caught right away with a BIG BOOT by ATTAXX...and he follows it up with a CHOKESLAM! That's it! ATTAXX with the cover! One...Two...No! FOOT ON THE ROPES! BENSON: Foot on the ropes doesn't matter, remember! This match should be over! BUCKLEY: Rosenthal is beside himself, and Juarez realizes his mistake! He starts the count again! ONE...TWO...NO! Eli got the shoulder up! ATTAXX is irate and he is right in Juarez' face SCREAMING at him! Eli comes up from behind! SCHOOL BOY! He hooks the tights! ONE...TWO...THREE! ATTAXX has been eliminated! BENSON: No...no...no! These referees are INCOMPETENT! BUCKLEY: Eli doesn't have much time to celebrate though, because Dennison jumps right on him and rams him HEADFIRST into the cage! Eli is busted wide open on all parts of his body! ATTAXX is back to his feet and he delivers a chokeslam to Eli! He's been eliminated, but he refuses to leave the ring! Juarez trying to get ATTAXX out, as Dennison pulls the pitchfork out of the mat! BENSON: He's gonna get him this time, Buckley! This time it's ELI who's going to the grave! And unlike his wife, he's not gonna come back! BUCKLEY: Dennison gets a running start and jabs the pitchfork down...NO! Eli got a boot up just in time and kicked Dennison in the gut, and the pitchfork fell harmlessly out of his hands! Eli with the small package! ONE...TWO...NO! ATTAXX ran back in the ring and REVERSED it! Juarez has to count it! ONE...TWO...NO! Poison Ivy ran into the ring and grabbed Juarez' arm before he could count to three! BENSON: ATTAXX grabs her by the throat! He's gonna finish her off once and for all, Buckley! BUCKLEY: No! Ivy just kicked ATTAXX in the crotch with her high heel shoe! Now she flips one of her heels to Eli, and Eli NAILS Dennison with it! The cover! ONE...TWO...THREE! This one's over, and Eli's team gets five minutes with Rosenthal! BENSON: Think again, Buckley! Rosenthal just sprinted back to the locker room! They'll have to find him first! He's a smart man! BUCKLEY: He's a COWARD! We'll be right back with more SPT! ----------------------------------------------------------- BUCKLEY: We're back here in Memphis, and after we kicked this one off with Death Games, we're gonna keep it in the cage for our next match! But Sammy, can you believe the heart of the Eliminator to come back from those odds to get the victory? BENSON: Well, sure...he needed Ivy to come in the cage and kick ATTAXX in the balls, Buckley! It's not like he defeated the Bosnian Serbs all by himself! BUCKLEY: You'll never learn, will you, Sammy? BENSON: Nope. BUCKLEY: Well, let's go up to the ring for this cage rematch from last week's SPT in Greensboro! ================= STEEL CAGE MATCH ======================= "SHOWTIME" SHAWN MATTHEWS VS. AARON RENO ============================================================ BUCKLEY: Matthews has become a "loose cannon" as of late here in the CSWA, and he has challenged the entire Rosenthal Family for Winter's Warriors VII! BENSON: Well, Buckley, you know how much I love a guy with an attitude...but Matthews is talking about SUICIDE! BUCKLEY: The bell rings and we're underway! Matthews locks up with Reno, and he just slapped him in the face and gave him the finger! BENSON: Well, now there's some nice table manners! BUCKLEY: Reno charges at Matthews, but Matthews sidesteps him and catapults him headfirst into the cage! Now Reno comes off and Matthews drops him with a closed fist! BENSON: Patrick Young is getting on Shawn's case about the closed fist, and Shawn is giving him a tongue lashing! BUCKLEY: I don't think you can use the words that Matthews is using on television! BENSON: Sure you can...see...(BLEEP) BUCKLEY: Sammy, we're on a seven second delay! BENSON: DOH! BUCKLEY: Reno is getting back to his feet and he rolls Matthews up from behind! ONE...TWO...NO! Matthews kicked out and vaults back to his feet and catches Reno flush on the jaw with a superkick! Now he rams Reno headfirst into the cage and he's raking him across that steel mesh! BENSON: It's kinda like grating cheese...only cheese doesn't bleed! BUCKLEY: Thanks for that expert analysis, Sammy...no wonder you make the big bucks! BENSON: Sorry there, Mr. High Tax Bracket. I take it you're in favor of Steve Forbes for President! BUCKLEY: And you're in favor of Pat Buchanan, no doubt. BENSON: Any President that won't fall for the old evolution gag is fine with me! BUCKLEY: Which probably explains why you act like an ape half the time. BENSON: Buckley...I'm the COMEDIAN! You're the straight man. BUCKLEY: I'm your boss, Sammy, I'll do what I please. BENSON: Yes, sir. BUCKLEY: Matthews now whips Reno off the ropes and delivers a STUN GUN! Matthews with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Reno just got his shoulder up, and Matthews doesn't like the call! He just got up and SLAPPED Patrick Young! BENSON: This boy's got SPUNK! I like spunk, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Patrick Young just slapped him back! BENSON: Another example of the horrible officiating here in the CSWA! I'm still waiting for the explanation for what the ChartMaster did to the Armed Forces on SHOWTIME! BUCKLEY: Matthews shoves Patrick Young, but Young will have none of it, as he shoves Matthews back! Reno was right behind him! SCHOOL BOY rollup! ONE...TWO...THREE! BENSON: He had the tights! BUCKLEY: No he didn't, Sammy... BENSON: Well, it was a fast count then! BUCKLEY: Aaron Reno gets the win, but Matthews is all over him! He hammers him into the cage again, and he storms out of the arena, once again giving the finger to these great Memphis fans! More SPT coming up right after this! ------------------------------------------------------------ ============================================================ "AMERICA" AVERY LINCOLN VS. THE TECHNICIAN ============================================================ BUCKLEY: We're back here in Memphis and we've got a great matchup up next! BENSON: Great matchup? Where? BUCKLEY: In the ring right now, Sammy...this should be a great scientific battle! Lincoln is aformer CCW World champion, and the Technician is one of the most skilled grapplers out there! BENSON: Buckley, let me spell it out for you. B-O-R-I-N-G! There has to be a good movie on somewhere! BUCKLEY: You even THINK about touching that clicker and I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life. BENSON: What are you going to do...fire me? BUCKLEY: No, Sammy...I'll make you watch the 1995 Space God highlight reel! BENSON: NO! Anything but THAT! BUCKLEY: I thought you'd see it my way! The bell sounds and this one's underway! Lincoln shakes hands with the Technician, and now they lock up and Lincoln takes him down with an armdrag! Technician quick to his feet and now he takes Lincoln down with a single leg trip and quickly turns it into a side headlock! BENSON: And then they all rolled over and one fell out... BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Lincoln fights back to his feet but the Technician maintains that side headlock! Lincoln powers out of it and fires him off the ropes! Lincoln drops down and Technician comes off the ropes again...STUN GUN by Lincoln! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Kickout by the Technician! Now Lincoln sets him up in the corner! He whips him hard across the ring and into the far corner and he follows it up with a clothesline...NO! Technician got out of the way and Lincoln smacked the corner hard! Technician behind him with a GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE...TWO...NO! Lincoln just barely kicked out! BENSON: Hey, Buckley, wanna tell me a bedtime story? BUCKLEY: Two words, Sammy: Space God. BENSON: You got a point there. BUCKLEY: Technician now hooks in an abdominal stretch on Avery Lincoln right in the center of the ring! BENSON: Now why would you hook that hold in the middle of the ring? Technician's too far away from the ropes to use them for leverage! And why isn't he at least pulling on the tights! BUCKLEY: It's called playing FAIR, Sammy! BENSON: Fair is SQUARE, Buckley! Cheats are NEAT! BUCKLEY: I give up, Sammy! Nice hiptoss by Lincoln to break the hold, and now he's climbing to the top rope! Technician scrambles back to his feet...FLYING BODYPRESS by Lincoln! ONE...TWO...NO! Technician kept kicking his legs and rolled it through! He cradles Lincoln up! ONE...TWO...THREE! He got him! An impressive victory for the Technician! BENSON: I guess this could be called an upset if anybody cared about either man...frankly, I'm UPSET that we had to watch that one! BUCKLEY: Sammy... BENSON: I mean...I'm so upset that it's over! BUCKLEY: Well, our next matchup should be a real treat for the fans, as a newcomer here in the CSWA makes his debut against a man who is trying to make some noise here! BENSON: Buckley, why don't you just say it in plain English without trying to hype it up! Jobberama rolls on here on SuperPRIMETIME! BUCKLEY: Give it a rest, Sammy...these men are not jobbers! In fact, Anarky gave Tom Adler a pretty good match last week in Greensboro! BENSON: Well, that and $1.25 will get you on the bus, Buckley! BUCKLEY: You might be on a bus out of here if you don't cool it! BENSON: Really? Out of HERE! Please, fire me, Buckley! ============================================================ ANARKY VS. RAZORBACK ============================================================ BUCKLEY: The bell sounds and this one is underway! Anarky locks up with Razorback, and Anarky catches the newcomer with a kneelift to the gut! He whips him off the ropes for a clothesline! No! Razorback ducked it and comes off the ropes with a BULLDOG! The quick cover! ONE...TWO...NO! It'll take a lot more than that to pin Anarky! BENSON: Not a HELL of a lot more...this IS Anarky you're talking about here! BUCKLEY: Razorback places Anarky in the corner and he's burying the shoulder into the ribs of Anarky! He whips Anarky across the ring into the far corner and charges in! NO! Anarky got the boot up! Razorback staggers out of the corner...and Anarky catches him with a BULLDOG of his own! BENSON: The cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Damn, I thought this one was over! BUCKLEY: Sammy, these appear to be two evenly matched athletes... BENSON: Yeah...they both STINK! BUCKLEY: Put a sock in it, Sammy...either one of them would rip you in HALF! Like I was saying, these two are evenly matched, that they might go the entire fifteen minute time limit! BENSON: Fifteen? NO WAY! Give me that eraser. BUCKLEY: What are you doing? Sammy Benson just erased the "1" from the "15" on the time limit and slid the note to the timekeeper! We're almost five minutes into this one! Anarky whips Razorback off the ropes...POWERSLAM! The cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Razorback kicked out, but the timekeeper rings the bell! Anarky thinks he's won it, but this one is declared a time limit draw...after 5 MINUTES...thanks to Sammy Benson! BENSON: My work here...is DONE! BUCKLEY: Well, Sammy, you may have done some damage to this match, but I'm sure CS Enterprises will take it out of your salary! BENSON: Money's not important...after all, I'm in Ray S. Cornette's pocket! BUCKLEY: You're right...looks like you're getting the Space God highlight reel! BENSON: DOH! BUCKLEY: Well, we've got some taped footage for you fans out there...wait...what do you mean the tape's disappeared? SAMMY! What are you doing? BENSON: I can't bear to watch TAPED jobber matches, Buckley! I'm not gonna do it! BUCKLEY: Sammy Benson has taken a hammer to the tape of some matches that occurred before we went on the air...so I'm just gonna have to tell you about them! ============================================================ TIDLE WAVE VS. "LONE STAR" LUTHER JACKSON ============================================================ BUCKLEY: Both of these men are new to the CSWA and were looking to make an impression here for this Memphis crowd! Jackson took to the offensive early, but in the end, it was Tidle Wave that got the victory with a BACKSLIDE! Tidle Wave wins a close one here in his CSWA debut! ============================================================ LIBERTY & JUSTICE VS. FIRE & ICE ============================================================ BUCKLEY: It hasn't been a real kind day for the tag team of Fire & Ice. Before they took a beating in the big Death Games match, they stepped in the ring with former World tag team champions Liberty & Justice. Kenny Giela and Eddie Triton were too much for Cain and Ruxes on this night! Liberty & Justice got the victory, much to the dismay of Poison Ivy! When we come back from commercial, we'll see Steel Viper in action! And during commercial, Sammy...you get to watch the Space God highlight reel! We'll be back! ============================================================ STEEL VIPER VS. JOHNNY PATRIOT ============================================================ BUCKLEY: We're back from commercial, and Sammy...are you all right after watching the Space God highlight reel? BENSON: I think I'm gonna be ill...why didn't they show the match where they threw the poop balls at him? BUCKLEY: Sammy, this tape wasn't made for your ENJOYMENT! It couldn't have been THAT bad. Space God's highlight reel couldn't possibly be more than a minute long... BENSON: Trust me, Buckley...it was the LONGEST minute of my life! BUCKLEY: Well, up next, we've got the man who some feel should be the EN World Heavyweight Champion...STEEL VIPER! BENSON: SOME feel? Come on, Buckley! He pinned GUNS last week in Greensboro...and then GUNS had the nerve to walk out on him! BUCKLEY: Well, this week Viper is in there with Johnny Patriot! The bell rings and this one is underway! Viper was jawing with the fans...and Patriot caught him from behind with a dropkick! That sent Viper flying into the corner! He staggers out and Patriot catches him with a BELLY to BELLY SUPLEX! The cover by Patriot! ONE...TWO...NO! We almost had a HUGE upset there, Sammy! BENSON: I can't believe that Patriot had the GALL to attack Viper from behind...he'll pay for that! BUCKLEY: Patriot whips Viper off the ropes and fires a clothesline! No! Viper ducked underneath and stopped right in his tracks! Patriot turns around, an Viper catches him with a chop right in the THROAT! Now Steel Viper follows it up with a spin kick to the gut! HE whips Patriot off the ropes and catches him with a huge POWERSLAM! The cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! PAtriot kicked out! BENSON: The kid's still fighting...and that's only gonna get him hurt! BUCKLEY: Viper sets Patriot up on the top rope! He's going for a SUPERPLEX...NO! Patriot shoved Viper off the top and down to the floor! Patriot is perched on that top rope! Viper back to his feet! Patriot off with a flying shoulderblock...NO! BENSON: Viper sidestepped it and Patriot crashes hard into the canvas! BUCKLEY: Viper now has hooked in a nervehold on the neck of Johnny Patriot! This one could be over! Manuel Juarez checks the arm! It drops once...it drops twice! Will it drop a third time? NO!! Patriot holds that arm high in the air! He's fighting back to his feet, but Viper releases the hold and steps behind him! GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE...TWO...NO! Patriot kicked out again! Viper does not look like a happy man here! BENSON: He doesn't want to keep wasting time with this scrub! The man's last three matches have been title matches, Buckley! He's not used to wrestling jobbers! BUCKLEY: Are you kidding, Sammy? Viper's the man who did a number on Space God and Kaleidoscope some time ago! Now Viper picks Patriot up by the hair...and I think he's had enough of this! POWERBOMB! He almost drove him THROUGH the canvqas with that one! But he's not finished yet! BENSON: That's right, Buckley! This is what I like to see! Senseless violence! BUCKLEY: Viper PLANTS Patriot on the mat with another POWER BOMB and now he's climbing to the top rope! Here it comes...YES! He connected with the VIPERSAULT! BENSON: Even Juarez can count to three on this one! BUCKLEY: ONE...TWO...THREE! It's over, and chalk up another victim for Steel Viper! Viper is making a gesture around his waist! He wants a belt, Sammy, and I'm sure he'll get a title shot at WINTER'S WARRIORS VII! BENSON: He should, Buckley! I think Viper would make a top notch Presidential champ...and I'd LOVE to see him pound the dumb Ruskie! Make the match! Viper deserves a belt! BUCKLEY: When we come back, Sammy...Japanese Assault and S & M try to settle their feud!! ============================================================ S & M VS. JAPANESE ASSAULT ============================================================ BUCKLEY: This is the third installment of this great feud between two up and coming tag teams here in the CSWA, Sammy! This should be exciting! BENSON: Buckley, sometimes I think watching grass grow would be exciting for you. BUCKLEY: The bell rings and we're underway! Tony Seebok is going to start this one off against Shotgun Shogun, who has bandages all over the place following Death Games! BENSON: Well, Buckley, Japanese Assault are at a huge disadvantage here! They already went through a brutal match, and plus Matt Rosenthal had to run for his life and he's not here at ringside! The only FAIR thing to do is cancel this match and move on! BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Shogun takes Seebok down with a Japanese armdrag! Seebok scrambles to his feet and gets caught right in the mush with a flying dropkick! That sends him into the corner where he's caught with a powerful spin kick by the Kamikaze Kid! Shogun grabs the staggering Seebok! Belly to back suplex...NO! Seebok got over the shoulder and delivers an ATOMIC DROP! Shogun barrels into Kid and makes the tag! Kamikaze Kid leaps up to the top and comes off with a flying bodypress! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: Japanese Assault doing pretty well so far, Buckley...just goes to show that the other guys stink! BUCKLEY: Sammy, Tony Seebok pinned Submarine at Ultratitle last week! BENSON: Fluke, Buckley...fluke. BUCKLEY: Kamikaze Kid now whips Seebok into a neutral corner and charges in with a HANDSPRING ELBOW! NO! Seebok got out of the way, and he makes the tag to Frankie Mitchell! BENSON: This guy's a bit of a freak, Buckley! BUCKLEY: He's all fired up though! He runs into the corner and delivers a VERTICAL SPLASH! Now he climbs to that second rope and balls up his fist and he's taking it to the Kamikaze Kid! Kid comes out of the corner with an inverted atomic drop...NO! Mitchell blocked it and delivered a DDT! Mitchell with the cover! ONE...TWO..THR-NO! BENSON: Shogun came off the top rope with an elbow to the back of Mitchell's head! HE could be out cold, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Kamikaze Kid covers Mitchell now! ONE...TWO..NO! Mitchell just barely got the shoulder up! Kamikaze Kid makes the tag to Shotgun Shogun, and Shogun climbs to the top rope! Kamikaze Kid whips Mitchell off the ropes...no! Reversal by Mitchell! Shogun is facing the crowd as he leaps off the ropes and he hit a STANDING MOONSAULT on his own partner! BENSON: This is why they need Rosenthal out here, Buckley, so mistakes like that don't happen! BUCKLEY: Shogun trying to help his partner up but Mitchell rolls him up from behind! ONE...TWO...NO! Kickout by Shotgun Shogun! Mitchell grabs him by the hair and rams him right into the waiting boot of Tony Seebok, and he makes the tag! They whip Shogun off the ropes and deliver a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Now Seebok picks him back up to his feet...SNAP SUPLEX! The cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Foot on the ropes! How did THAT get there? BENSON: It certainly wasn't from Matt Rosenthal, who just ran down to ringside! BUCKLEY: Frankie Mitchell is chasing Rosenthal out of here! Seebok places Shogun on the top rope! He's going for a superplex...NO! Shogun just thre salt in his eyes and Seebok crashes down to the mat! Shogun off the top...REVERSE MOONSAULT! The cover! ONE...TWO...THREE! It's over, and the Japanese Assault gets a tainted victory here tonight over S & M! BENSON: Buckley, this match was no DQ...there's no such THING as tainted! BUCKLEY: Up next, fans, we have a special in-ring interview with GUNS and Hornet! Stay tuned right here on U-62! ------------------------------------------------------------ BENSON: We're back...and no, I didn't kill Buckley! I should have...but even I have a heart! Buckley's up in the ring for this special interview...maybe we get to see GUNS and Hornet kill each other! Take it away, Bill! ============================================================ BUCKLEY: "Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time will be wrestling in the MAIN EVENT later on against the Armed Forces! Please welcome the EN World Heavyweight Champion GUNS...and "The Greatest American Hero" HORNET!" (Crowd goes wild as GUNS and Hornet walk down to the ring.) First of all, gentlemen, thank you for coming out here! HORNET: No sweat, Bill... BUCKLEY: Okay, Hornet...I'm going to have to ask you this right off the bat. Why did you storm out of the arena in Chapel Hill a few days ago, leaving GUNS and Alexandr Karelin to take a brutal beating at the hands of the CORPORATION? HORNET: Buckley, it was my first match back from injury, and what happens to me? GUNS hits me with a steel chair right in the shoulder that they were working on all night. Now maybe it was an accident... GUNS: Maybe? (Laughs.) Man, what's with the "maybe" stuff. You know it was an accident. I was being attacked from all sides by the CORPORATION, so I was swingng first and asking questions later. You got in the way, and I'm sorry about that...but it was an ACCIDENT! HORNET: Well, a LOT of accidents have happened between us since you came back to the CSWA, man...but I can accept that. But, GUNS, you gotta admit...you've been acting suspicious kately. What's with walking out on your match with Steel Viper last week? Things got too hot for you and you bailed! Well, partner, things are gonna get plenty HOT in that ring tonight...so what I want to know is: Are you gonna walk out on this one? GUNS: Funny, partner...because I was thinking the exact same thing. But...that's not wahat I want. This isn't what should be going on here. If we're doubting each other when we step in that ring tonight, then one or both of us are gonna get hurt...BAD! I've teamed with these guys, Hornet, and they play for keeps! And if we go into that ring divided, then that means Cornette and TTL have already won! HORNET: Sounds good to me, partner! So let's bury the hatchet! Put SHOWTIME behind us...and get ready to kick some CORPORATE ASS tonight! ============================================================ BENSON: Look who's coming in that ring from behind GUNS! It's Mark Windham! I love it...Hornet is setting GUNS up here! GUNS: All right then, partner...then put her there...Whoa! ============================================================ BENSON: Windham was going to bash GUNS over the head with a chair, but Hornet shoved GUNS out of the way and took the blow himself! What a moron! Hey, Buckley, what are you doing back here...don't you have an interview to finish? BUCKLEY: Hey...they shook hands...interview's over! Mark Windham nailed Hornet with that chair when he was aiming for GUNS, and now he's going after GUNS again! NO! Hornet gpt back to his feet and ripped the chair out of his hands, and he NAILS Windham right across the head with it, and "The Living Psycho" tumbles out of the ring and heads for higher ground! BENSON: Darn...I really thought we were going to see these two EXPLODE tonight, Buckley...but it's coming soon...REAL SOON! BUCKLEY: You might be right, Sammy. You could see that more and more doubt creeps into the minds of GUNS and Hornet every time we see them, and at Winter's Warriors VII, it might all blow up! BENSON: Ha ha ha! I'd PAY to see that! BUCKLEY: Well, Sammy...GUNS and Hornet leave the ring together as they prepare for the MAIN EVENT tonight, but we'll be back with more CSWA SuperPRIME TIME! ============================================================ DEVASTATING MIKE RANDALLS VS. NATHAN STORM ============================================================ BUCKLEY: Nathan Storm is in the ring along with Maxwell Diamond, as "Kashmir" plays over the loudspeaker, signifying the arrival of "Devastating" Mike Randalls! Storm is chomping at the bit to get his hands on him! BENSON: Storm's just happy he's wrestling somebody that won't try to kiss him! BUCKLEY: Wait a second! Randalls just came out of the crowd behind Storm and Diamond! He runs into the ring and clotheslines Storm over the top rope! Now he's got his hands on Diamond...here we go...PILEDRIVER on Maxwell Diamond! Now he's hooking the Devastator in on the leader of the <> X-Change! BENSON: Diamond's got fragile leg bones, Buckley! I remember watching GUNS break Diamond's leg with the STF a few years back! BUCKLEY: Diamond is screaming in pain! Storm catapults back into the ring and catches Randalls with a flying clothesline to break the hold, and Diamond rolls out of the ring! I think Storm saved him from serious injury! BENSON: Too bad Storm probably put HIMSELF in line for serious injury, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Storm whips Randalls off the ropes and catches him with a BEEL THROW! Now Randalls scrambles to his feet and he gets caught with a STANDING DROPKICK right to the face! Another dropkick by Storm sends Randalls over the top and onto the floor! BENSON: Randalls looking for a breather, but Nathan Storm doesn't give breathers! BUCKLEY: Randalls back to his feet...but not for long! Nathan Storm comes down with a PLANCHA! Now he grabs Randalls by the hair and rams him headfirst into the Spanish Broadcast Table! Pedro and Eduardo don't look happy! BENSON: Randalls is busted open! He's not gonna like that! BUCKLEY: Storm rams Randalls headfirst into the tabel again, but now Randalls rams his OWN HEAD into the table three or four times to psyche himself up! BENSON: I think Storm just pooped in his pants! BUCKLEY: Storm rolls into the ring and runs off the ropes! Randalls climbs to the apron and he's caught with a FLYING BODYPRESS by Storm! That knocked both men to the arena floor! Storm back to his feet quickly and jumps on the apron and comes down on Randalls with a MOONSAULT! BENSON: This kid is really taking it to Randalls on the outside! Both of these guys like the floor better than the mat! BUCKLEY: Storm rolls Randalls in the ring and now he climbs to the top rope! Here comes Storm with a ONE AND A HALF SPLASH! NO! Randalls got the foot up and caught Storm right on the jaw! BENSON: That's the problem with those high flying moves, Buckley! One screw up and you're in deep trouble! BUCKLEY: Randalls back up to his feet and he's going to work on Nathan Storm! He picks him up for a bearhug and just rammed him backfirst into the corner! Now Randalls just ramming that shoulder into the ribs and abdomen of Nathan Storm! He whips Storm across the ring into the far corner! Storm leaps up to the top rope! Randalls charging in...Storm comes off with a STANDING MOONSAULT! NO! I don't believe it! Randalls CAUGHT him! BENSON: What strength by Randalls, Buckley! I can't believe that! BUCKLEY: Randalls walks around carrying Storm to the center of the ring...Storm squirming! Randalls trying to set up for a TOmbstone piledriver...but Storm shifts the weight, and YES! Storm got his feet to the floor and now he's got RANDALLS in position for a TOMBSTONE! Wait...Randalls shifts his weight...and he's REVERSED it again! And now Mike Randalls delivers the TOMBSTONE! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Storm got his shoulder up! We have to take a break! ------------------------------------------------------------ (Randalls/Storm continues) BUCKLEY: Randalls stays on the offensive! He scoops Storm up and PLANTS him in the mat with a bodyslam! Now Randalls runs off the ropes and drops a BIG ELBOW! And now Mike Randalls just choking the life out of Nathan Storm! BENSON: He's breaking before the five count each time, Buckley! This is all perfectly legal! BUCKLEY: Now he takes that choke up to the feet...he picks Storm up and delivers a CHOKESLAM! That could do it! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Storm once again kicked out! Randalls whips Storm off the ropes! He put his head down for a back body drop and Storm leaps over...SUNSET FLIP! ONE...TWO... THR-NO! Storm almost had him there! Storm quick up to his feet and catches Randalls in the chest with an open hand chop! He shoves Randalls into the corner and now whips him across! Here comes Storm with a HANDSPRING ELBOW! He connects...and he follows it up with a BULLDOG out of the corner! BENSON: Storm should have gone for the cover there but he's climbing to the top rope for another high risk move! BUCKLEY: Storm off the top with a REVERSE MOONSAULT! He hit it dead on! He rolls Randalls over for the cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Randalls just barely kicked out! BENSON: I don't know how he does it, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Nathan Storm a little frustrated with the count and he's making a point of telling Ben Worthington! But Randalls is up to his feet! Storm turns around and Randalls caught him with a BIG BOOT to the face! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Storm got his foot on the ropes, and I think Diamond put it there! BENSON: Are you kidding? Diamond is a fine upstanding citizen and a community leader! BUCKLEY: Will you stop it, Sammy! Randalls pulls Diamond to the apron and he's choking the life out of him! Storm back to his feet and he dropkicks Randalls from behind! Randalls cracked heads with Diamond and staggers backward! Storm has him...DRAGON SUPLEX! ONE...TWO...THREE...NO! Randalls kicked out JUST in time! Nathan Storm can't believe it! BENSON: Neither can I! What do you have to do to put away Mike Randalls! BUCKLEY: Storm has an idea, it looks like, as he throws Randalls through the ropes and down to the arena floor! Now Storm catapults over the top rope, flips in the air and delivers a SPLASH down on Randalls! But he's not done! He scoops Randalls up and slams him right on the Spanish broadcast table! BENSON: I don't know why Pedro and Eduardo come to work! Storm breaks their table each and every week! BUCKLEY: Well, they also sell refreshments during the commercial breaks, Sammy! Randalls is prone on that table while Storm climbs to the top rope! Here he comes with a MOONSAULT...NO! Randalls got out of the way and Storm crashed right THROUGH the table! BENSON: He knocked himself out with that one! No question about it! BUCKLEY: Randalls picks Storm up and delivers a PILEDRIVER on the broken table! BENSON: Well...if Storm wasn't out before, he certainly is NOW! BUCKLEY: Randalls rolls him back into the ring and pulls him to the center! He's hooked in the Devastator! Storm is out cold, and Ben Worthington checks the arm! It drops once...it drops twice! Will it drop a third time? BENSON: Of course it will, Buckley! The man's unconscious! BUCKLEY: The arm drops a third time and this one is over! Mike Randalls gets the win in a hard fought match with Nathan Storm! Randalls refusing to let go of the Devastator though, and he's just screaming the name "Bailey!" BENSON: He's ready for Ultratitle, you better believe that! BUCKLEY: He finally releases the hold and when we come back...it's the CS EXPRESS! ============================================================ CS EXPRESS VS. MASTERS OF MISERY ============================================================ BUCKLEY: Pain and Hurt are in the ring, and this crowd is buzzing over the arrival of...here they come...Chad Gibson and Steve Morton...THE CS EXPRESS! BENSON: Does anybody have a barf bag, Buckley? BUCKLEY: This place is ROCKING as the Express comes down to the ring! The fans really love these guys...the posterboys for tag team wrestling here in the CSWA! These guys have only been pinned ONCE in the CSWA, courtesy of the <> Cutters! BENSON: Well, once was enough, because now they don't have any gold, do they? BUCKLEY: You've got a point. The bell rings and we're underway! Gibson to start this one off against Pain! They lock up and Pain shows the power edge by tossing Gibson into the corner! Gibson flashes a smile and asks for a test of strength! BENSON: Is he stupid or something? BUCKLEY: They lock up in a test of strength, and Pain has the distinct power edge! Wait! Gibson plants both feet on Pain's chest and monkey flips him toward the CS corner! Pain to his feet and he's nailed with a right hand by Morton! Now Pain staggers out and Gibson gives him a hiptoss! Pain back to his feet and he's caught with a STANDING DROPKICK that sends him to the corner, and Pain tags in Hurt, as Gibson tags in Morton! BENSON: I hope these guys live up to their name and HURT Morton and cause Gibson some PAIN! BUCKLEY: That was profound, Sammy BENSON: I try, Buckley. BUCKLEY: Morton locks up with Hurt and takes him down to the mat with a nice side headlock, but Hurt grabs the tights and rolls Morton onto his shoulders! ONE...TWO...NO! Morton adjusts position and brings the headlock up to his feet! Hurt powers out and whips Morton off the ropes for a clothesline! No! Morton ducked it and hooks a crucifix cradle! He brings Hurt down to the mat...NO! BENSON: Hurt brought MORTON down to the mat with a Samoan Drop! BUCKLEY: Now Hurt just putting the boots to Steve Morton as he makes the tag to Pain! They whip Morton off the ropes and LEVEL him with a crushing double clothesline! Pain with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: Well, it will take more than a double clothesline to put the CS Express away...unfortunate, but true. BUCKLEY: Pain now whips Morton into the corner and he's hammering away on Morton with those forearm smashes! He whips Morton across the ring HARD into the far corner! Morton staggers out and Pain catches him with a CLOTHESLINE! Now he runs off the ropes and delivers a LEGDROP! BENSON: Hook the tights, kid! BUCKLEY: ONE...TWO...NO! Morton kicked out! BENSON: Told ya...he should have hooked the tights! BUCKLEY: Pain whips Morton off the ropes and delivers a POWERSLAM! That could do it! ONE...TWO...NO! Morton again got his shoulder up! Pain tags his partner and now whips Morton off the ropes...no! Reversal by Morton! Morton drops down, and the Masters of Misery crash into each other! Steve Morton school boys Pain, but Hurt is the legal man! BENSON: That's why he should be called Steve MORON! BUCKLEY: Hurt hammers Morton with an axhandle to the back! Morton should have used that opportunity to tag in Gibson! Now Hurt whips Morton off the ropes, and I think Morton made the tag as he was coming off! Hurt catches Morton in a powerslam and goes for the cover, but Gibson is the legal man! Hurt gets to his feet as Gibson comes off the top rope! Flying Bodypress...NO! Hurt caught him in midair! Morton pops back to his feet and dropkicks Gibson's back, knocking him on top of Hurt! Gibson hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Pain broke it up! We have to take a break! ----------------------------------------------------------- (CS Express/MOM continues) BUCKLEY: We're back, and Hurt has Chad Gibson in the corner and makes the tag to pain! The Masters of Misery have done surprisingly well thusfar against the CS Express! BENSON: I love it! The CS Express have lost their touch! They're heading all the way downhill! BUCKLEY: Pain and Hurt whip Gibson off the ropes for a double clothesline...NO! Gibson ducked it and comes off the ropes with a double clothesline of his own! He calls Morton into the ring! Hurt gets to his feet...and he's caught with a DOUBLE DROPKICK by the CS Express that sends him out of the ring! Now they whip Pain off the ropes and deliver a double elbow to the face! Morton goes back to the outside and Gibson tags him in! Gibson pulls on the top rope and catapults Morton in for a SPLASH! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: Phew! Pain kicked out! Come on, Masters of Misery, beat these punks! BUCKLEY: Stop cheerleading, Sammy! Hurt picks up a chair on the outside,as Pain rakes Morton in the eyes! He's gonna whip Morton off the ropes and into that chair! Here we go! NO! Reversal by Morton and Hurt just NAILED his own partner in the back with that chair! Pain staggers off the ropes... and Morton catches him with a DDT! The cover! BENSON: Hurt runs in the ring to break it up...NO! Gibson just caught him with a SUPERKICK that sent him out of the ring! BUCKLEY: Morton now tags Gibson in! Gibson climbs to the top rope...ROCKET LAUNCHER! That'll do it! ONE...TWO...THREE! The CS Express gets another hard earned victory over the Masters of Misery! Wait a second! Do you hear that? BENSON: Oh those sweet sounds! It's a foghorn, Buckley, and now red light is covering the Pyramid here in Memphis! I love it! BUCKLEY: TTL, Ray S. Cornette, and Battleship are on the video wall! Let's hear what they have to say! TTL: "CS Express...I'm sure you saw what happened to us on SHOWTIME! Well, we don't like it at all! We're sick and tired of the CSWA being out to get us, because they can't handle an AAWC tag team being better than all the CSWA teams! Well, that's just too damn bad! BATTLESHIP: CS Express! I'd like nothing better than to rip Merritt apart with my bare hands, but since I can't do that, then I'll be more than happy to beat up their favorite tag team, their own posterboys! The CS EXPRESS! Boys, we're calling you out! All you have to do is sign on the dotted line! BUCKLEY: Wait a second! Submarine has come out of the crowd behind the CS Express and he nails Morton over the head with one of the US Tag Team title belts and knocks him out of the ring! Now Submarine hammers Chad Gibson with it! He whips him off the ropes and delivers the TORPEDO! BENSON: And now here comes Battleship, Buckley! This is a thing of beauty! BUCKLEY: Battleship picks Morton up and sets him against the ringpost...and he just gave him an AVALANCHE! My goodness! Morton crumbles down to the arena floor! Now he climbs in the ring and scoops up Gibson...BATTLE PLEX! BENSON: TTL and Cornette are down there and they're pointing to the top rope! They're gonna drop the Atomic Bomb on Chad Gibson! BUCKLEY: Battleship to the top! TTL and Cornette are holding Gibson's feet and arms so he can't get out of the way! Submarine sets himself under Battleship! Here we go! ATOMIC BOMB! He nailed it! Morton is down on the arena floor! Gibson has to be hurt in the ring as the Armed Forces head back to the locker room! BENSON: Ha ha ha! I love it, Buckley! This is beautiful! I'm GLAD we got to see the CS Express now! BUCKLEY: You're sick, Sammy...you're a truly sick and twisted individual! Up next, we have the Anti Christ! BENSON: Williams is next? It just gets BETTER from here! ============================================================ "GENTLEMAN" JIM WILLIAMS VS. STEVEN GAGE ============================================================ BUCKLEY: We're back here in Memphis after the CS Express had to be taken out of the arena on stretchers! The Armed Forces are going to pay for that attack, I guarantee it! BENSON: Well, Joe Namath guaranteed he'd win the Super Bowl and look how that turned out! BUCKLEY: Sammy...the Jets won the SUper Bowl that year. Namath was right! BENSON: The Jets WON a Super Bowl. Sure, Buckley, and I have some beach property in Arizona for you! BUCKLEY: Steven Gage is in the ring and he is awaiting the arrival of "Gentleman" Jim Williams, the man who claims that he is the Anti-Christ! Williams showed how much of a coward he is when he ran out of that six man elimination match rather than face Hornet one on one, but there will be no place for him to run at Winter's Warriors, when he steps in there with The Greatest American Hero in a Ladder Match with the Branding Iron high above the ring! BENSON: Well, Jim Williams is at ringside now and he's asking for the microphone! I'm sure he has a few things to say! WILLIAMS: "Ladies and gentlemen...look before you...look at the man who bears the mark of the BEAST! Soon...very soon...Hornet will bear this mark too! Oh, Hornet...you have the mark...you just don't see it yet! But I SEE IT! And your partner sees it on you too...just like you see the Mark of the Beast that rests upon his forehead. (Laughs evilly.) Soon...very soon...both Hornet and GUNS...will be a part of their own private Hell! Winter's Warriors VII...it all will become clear...when I make the Mark of the Beast visible to all of you fools who support Hornet...who buy his T-Shirts and his foam fingers...and Hornet, and all of you with him, SHALL SPEND ETERNITY in FLAMES! Ha ha ha!" BUCKLEY: Well, wasn't that a pleasant message? BENSON: He's the Anti Christ, Buckley! He's not here to pep up your day! BUCKLEY: I guess you're right! The bell rings and this one i underway! Steven Gage locks up with Williams, and Williams catches him with a kneelift to the gut! Now Jim Williams follows it up with some European uppercuts, and he snapmares Gage down to the canvas and hooks in a reverse chinlock! BENSON: And look at Williams whispering into the ear of Gage as he applies the pressure! I'm sure he's telling him some devilishly good things! BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Gage trying to fight back to his feet...but Williams pulls him down by the hair! BENSON: Nah...Williams wouldn't do that! BUCKLEY: The Anti-Christ? Cheat? Never. Gage once again manages to get to his feet, and once again Jim Williams pulls him back down to the mat by the hair! Ben Worthington saw it and he's telling Williams to break the reverse chinlock! Williams obliges and drives his knee into the back of Gage's neck! He whips Gage off the ropes, but he put his head down and Gage caught him with a kneelift! Now Steven Gage nails Williams with a hard right hand! He takes him to the corner and rams him headfirst into the buckle! This crowd is going wild! BENSON: Sure they are, because look who's watching on the video wall! BUCKLEY: Hornet and GUNS are watching this one closely, as Gage maintains his advantage over Jim Williams! He places Williams up on the top rope and he's setting him up for...YES! HE hit it...SUPERPLEX! Gage with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Williams kicked out! Gage now whips Williams off the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold! BENSON: Ray S. Cornette is beside himself at ringside! Gage isn't suppossed to be doing this well! BUCKLEY: Gage has that sleeper hold cinched tight and Williams is fading fast! Worthington checks the arm! It drops once! HE checks it again, and it drops! Will it drop? BUCKLEY: Will it drop a third time? YES! But it dropped right on the top rope and Gage has to break the sleeper! Jim Williams dodged a major bullet there! Gage delivers a Russian Legsweep and now he goes for the cover! ONE...TWO... NO! Williams got his foot on the ropes, and I think Cornette put it there! BENSON: Ray S. Cornette would NEVER do anything like that, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Gage now whips Williams off the ropes and dleivers a STUN GUN! That might do it! ONE...TWO...NO! Cyborgus reached in the ring and pulled Gage off of Williams! Gage is irate and he's yelling at Cyborgus! BENSON: Cornette is on the apron yelling at Worthington! BUCKLEY: Oh my! Cyborgus just bashed Gage with that metal arm! Gage staggers off the ropes and Williams catches him with a DDT! Hornet saw that and he's not on the video wall anymore! I think he's headed down to ringside! BENSON: Good! Then Cyborgus can rip him apart again! BUCKLEY: Williams now working on the leg of Steven Gage! He picks him up and delivers a KNEEBREAKER! Gage is in some pain as Williams tosses Gage into the corner and now distracts the official! Oh my! Cybrogus just hammered Gage in the knee with that metal arm! Here comes Hornet, Sammy! BENSON: Hornet just jumped right on Cyborgus! He's hammering away with rights and lefts, and this has Worthington's attention! BUCKLEY: Cornette tosses the branding iron into the ring! Gage tries to get to his feet, but Williams just hammered him in the knee with that branding iron, and now Williams pulls him to the center of the ring! He's got that Indian Deathlock hooked! Hornet shoves Worthington out of the way and he's in the ring! He nails Jim Williams with a hard right hand that breaks the hold! Worthington is calling for the bell! Williams is gonna win this one by DQ! Hornet whips Williams into the corner! Here it comes...HORNET SPLASH! No! Cyborgus pulled Williams out of the ring and Hornet stopped in his tracks! Williams and Cyborgus are headed back to the locker room, but look who's waiting for him at the curtain! BENSON: It's Captain Anabolic to the rescue! BUCKLEY: Hornet is coming up the aisle and GUNS is coming down the aisle! Jim Williams and Cyborgus are surrounded! Wait! Williams climbs over the railing and into the crowd, and he's running for dear life! Jim Williams has run into the crowd to get away from Hornet and GUNS! GUNS grabs a hold of Cyborgus and throws him into Hornet, who nails him with a hard right hand! GUNS catches him coming off with a BIONIC KNEELIFT! They got to take out some aggression on Cyborgus, but Jim Williams has headed for the hills! We'll be back with more action in a moment! BENSON: That's right, because up next, we've got that incredible tag team match! Schmid and Ventolo team up against Carl Brigsby and Wesley Paige! That should make everyone forget about my match with Poison Ivy! BUCKLEY: Nobody will EVER be able to forget that! Before we head to commercial, let's go to Rudy Seitzer who is trying to get an interview with Chad Merritt! Rudy! ============================================================ SEITZER: This is Rudy Seitzer outside the CS Enterprises box here in the Pyramid, but the door appears to be locked! I'm not sure what Chad Merritt is doing inside! Wait a second! Here comes co-Commissioner Stephen Thomas, wearing a North Carolina Tar Heels cap! Mr. Thomas, can I get inside for an interview with the ChartMaster...I mean, Mr. Merritt? THOMAS: No way, Seitzer! Chad isn't talking to ANYBODY! He's inside working on the World Wide Web, making the CSWA Web Pages the best Web Pages out there! As a matter of fact, he's spent the last three hours trying to come up with a good graphic! SEITZER: Well, I guess the "ChartMaster" has found a new hobby in the World Wide Web! We'll have tag action NEXT! ------------------------------------------------------------ ============================================================ PRESIDENT SCHMID/MIKE VENTOLO VS CARL BRIGSBY/WESLEY PAIGE ============================================================ BUCKLEY: This next match is sure to defy description as the former United States tag team champions, Carl Brigsby & Wesley Paige, try to rebound from a devastating loss to the Armed Forces...by taking on the two men that will actually step into the ring with CS Enterprises at Winter's Warriors VII...former AAWC President Robert Schmid and former CSWA VP Mike Ventolo! BENSON: Well, Brigsby and Paige can barely make it to the ring without killing themselves, and to my knowledge Ventolo has never stepped into the ring before, so this one probably won't be too pretty on the eyes, especially if Schmid gets in the Teri personality and starts molesting people! BUCKLEY: Well, the crowd goes wild as Carl Brigsby and Wesley Paige sprint to the ring, but oh my! Brigsby tripped over the ringside mats, and Paige tripped right over him! BENSON: That's a sign of things to come, Buckley! I have a feeling this is only the beginning! BUCKLEY: Brigsby and Paige manage to crawl under the bottom rope into the ring, and now here come their opponents! President Schmid and Ventolo are making their way to the ring, along with Dr. Marvin Monroe and Billy Ray Moses! BENSON: Look at what Ventolo's got in his hand, Buckley! It's a six pack of beer bottles! You think he'd be willing to share? BUCKLEY: Well, Ventolo appears to be staggering as it is, and it looks like he's brought some beer to the ring, and frankly, this match might be enough to drive ANYONE to drink! The bell rings and Schmid is going to start this one off against Carl Brigsby! Schmid sets in an amateur stance and starts after Brigsby, and takes him down with a smooth single leg takedown! Schmid lets Brigsby back to his feet, and now Brigsby attempts a standing dropkick! BENSON: My goodness, Buckley! Brigsby has about a two inch vertical leap! BUCKLEY: He did manage to dropkick Schmid in the knees and send him stumbling back toward Wesley Paige! Paige fires a roundhouse right, but misses and ended up clocking himself! BENSON: Schmid is too busy laughing, and Brigsby rolls him up with a school boy! ONE...TWO...NO! Schmid almost got royally embarrassed there! BUCKLEY: Brigsby stays on Schmid though! He's trying to get him up for a suplex, but Schmid blocks it! Now Schmid trying to deliver a suplex...and he can't get Brigsby up! This is an exercise in futility, Sammy! BENSON: Ventolo just cracked open a brewskie and he's just chugging away on it in the corner! BUCKLEY: Brigsby finally abandons the suplex idea and hammers Schmid with a forearm to the head! Schmid goes down like a ton of bricks! BENSON: I think we're gonna see a new personality out of Schmid..if Brigsby actually can hit hard enough to do any damage! BUCKLEY: Brigsby makes the tag to Paige, and now Wesley Paige is going to enter the ring! Oh no! He slipped coming in, and he fell crotch first on the middle rope and tumbles into the ring! That's gotta hurt! BENSON: Meanwhile, Schmid is back up to his feet and he sees Paige writhing on the ground holding his crotch! Schmid just licked his lips! BUCKLEY: Oh no! He must be in the Teri Face! Paige is some intense pain and he is just kicking his legs haphazardly trying to relieve it! Schmid goes over and tries to reach his hand toward Paige's crotch, but a Paige kick caught him in the stomach! Schmid now doubled over in pain staggering toward his corner, and I think Ventolo's caught his eye! He just blew a kiss at Ventolo! BENSON: Ventolo might just be drunk enough to kiss him back! BUCKLEY: Monroe whispers something in Ventolo's ear and Ventolo did blow a kiss back and is waving Schmid toward him BENSON: See! What did I tell you about Ventolo and those gay bars? I knew it! BUCKLEY: Schmid smiles and heads over to Ventolo, and he's rubbing his chest! Schmid leans in for a kiss, and oh my! Ventolo just cracked one of those beer bottles over Schmid's head! BENSON: Ha ha! That was brilliant, Buckley! That will knock him out of the Teri Face! BUCKLEY: Patrick Young is counting that as a tag, and he's telling Ventolo to get into the ring! BENSON: WHAT? Schmid's probably in his Flair or Adler Face, and they want VENTOLO in the ring! These refs are corrupt! BUCKLEY: Ventolo stumbles into the ring, as Wesley Paige finally manages to get to his feet! Ventolo scoops Paige up for a slam...but he couldn't hold him up! Paige falls on top of Ventolo! He hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Ventolo kicked out! Paige now picks Ventolo up by the hair and he's trying to bodyslam the former Senior VP! Paige trying to get him up, but he can't do it! BENSON: This is really embarrassing, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Paige keeps getting him halfway up and then has to put him down and try again! Ventolo's face is starting to turn green, Sammy! BENSON: Uh oh! We could see a repeat of the chart incident! BUCKLEY: Paige lifts Ventolo up again, and OH MY! Ventolo just puked on Wesley Paige's head! Paige is disgusted and he runs toward the corner to tag Brigsby, but he ran into a neutral corner instead and knocked himself silly! He staggers backwards and falls right into the outstretched arm of Brigsby however! Brigsby managed to get into the ring unscathed, and he charges at Ventolo, but NO! He slipped in some excess vomit and came crashing down to the mat! Ventolo drops an elbow on Brigsby! He should go for the cover, but I think Mike hurt himself on that one! He's holding his elbow in agony! BENSON: This is ridiculous! Schmid is just shaking his head and screaming for Ventolo to make the tag! Ventolo crawling toward the corner, but Brigsby has the presence of mind to grab Ventolo's boot and drag him toward the corner! BUCKLEY: Brigsby makes the tag to Paige! Paige climbs to the top rope...NO! He tripped and fell right into the ring and landed on his knee! He's hurt, Sammy! Now Schmid just runs into the ring, drags Ventolo to the corner, and makes the tag! Schmid into the ring as Ventolo cracks open another beer! BENSON: Schmid picks Paige up to his feet and he's just chopping away on him in the corner! That's Steven Flair in there, Buckley...or at least Schmid's version of him! BUCKLEY: And of course, Schmid will be wrestling the REAL Steven Flair in the third round of Ultratitle in a few days! That should be VERY interesting! Schmid now stomping away on the injured knee of Wesley Paige! He picks Paige up...and delivers a KNEEBREAKER! He slams Paige down to the mat, and he's going for it! He's got it hooked...the STF! BENSON: It's over, Buckley...it's really, really... BUCKLEY: Don't even think about finishing that sentence! Paige is screaming in pain and just flailing his arms, but my goodness! He managed to tag Brigsby! Schmid doesn't know it! Brigsby tries to catapult himself into the ring, but his foot gets caught between the top and middle ropes, and he cracked heads with Schmid! Schmid breaks the STF and is grabbing his head! BENSON: Patrick Young unties Brigsby from the ropes, and Schmiddy's getting to his feet, and take a look at the smirk on his face! That could only belong to one man! BUCKLEY: He's in his Adler Face, Sammy! He picks Brigsby up and delivers a nice SNAP SUPLEX! Look at Ventolo applauding in the corner! He can barely bring his hands together! Schmid now steps behind Brigsby and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE...TWO...NO! We have to take a break! ----------------------------------------------------------- (Schmid & Ventolo vs. Brigsby & Paige cont) BUCKLEY: We're back! Carl Brigsby didn't kick out of that one! It's just that Wesley Paige tried to get back to his feet on the apron and his knee buckled, sending him crashing to the floor and creating enough racket to distract Patrick Young! BENSON: Schmid now sets Brigsby up on the top rope, and here it comes...SUPERPLEX! That'll do it, Buckley! BUCKLEY: The crowd is cheering "Adler! Adler!", and I think it's because they want the REAL Tom Adler to come down and take care of this joker, but Schmid thinks they're cheering for him, and he's soaking it up! BENSON: Adler's the ultimate egomaniac, and so is this Adler Face! BUCKLEY: Schmid now whips Brigsby off the ropes...NO! Brigsby tripped over Schmid's feet and sent Schmid falling into the corner, and he accidentally tagged in Ventolo! Ventolo stumbles back in the ring with that beer bottle, and he's gonna crack it over Brigsby's head! NO! Patrick Young just ripped it out of his hand! Ventolo grabs Patrick Young by the shirt, and Young dropped the beer bottle! Brigsby to his feet! NO! He tripped over the bottle, and reached out and brought Ventolo down with him! That worked sort of like a BULLDOG! Brigsby doesn't go for the cover though! He's climbing to the top! He comes off with a MOONSAULT, but he didn't flip all the way and landed right on his head, and well short of Ventolo! BENSON: Schmid is just shaking his head standing on the ring apron! He can't believe that a wrestler of his "Magnificent" caliber is in this match! BUCKLEY: Ventolo crawls over and tags Schmid back in, and Schmid just screamed that he was going to end this right now! He picks Brigsby up to his feet, and shoves him hard into the neutral corner! Brigsby staggers backward and Schmid hooks in an abdominal stretch...NO! ADLER PLEX! This should do it! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: Paige ran into the ring to try and break it up, but he ran too far and just tripped over Schmid and Brigsby and went flying over the top rope and down to the floor! BUCKLEY: Ventolo comes down off the apron and he gets a shot in! He broke that beer bottle over Paige's head! Paige is out cold! Schmid pulls Brigsby into the center of the ring, and here it comes...MASTER LOCK! Brigsby doesn't waste any time in giving this one up! Schmid and Ventolo get the victory, and Schmid's got the mic! SCHMID: "There you all saw...the MAGNIFICENCE in action! That reminded me of the time when I stepped on the court for a two on two basketball game...my partner was Emmanuel Lewis...the guy who played Webster all those years ago. The opponents...Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan, maybe you've heard of them. And despite the handicap of playing with a man who is only four feet tall..."Mr. Magnificent" rose to the occasion, and scored all 21 points to beat Jordan and Magic 21-5! And..." BUCKLEY: Oh my goodness! CS Enterprises are running down to ringside and they've brought an attack dog! The dog sends Ventolo scurrying for cover, but Schmid catches the dog in mid air, and gives it a TILT-A-WHIRL! Thomas is irate, and he goes over Schmid, but Schmid gives him an ADLER PLEX! BENSON: Look out! Merritt from behind with a laptop, and he broke it right over Schmid's head! So THAT'S how their laptops keep breaking! BUCKLEY: Ventolo's got a chair and he runs back into the ring, swinging it wildly, but he's just stumbling around not hitting anything, and finally he just collapses next to Schmid in the center of the ring! Merritt and Thomas pick the limp unconscious dog up off the mat and head back to the locker room! Things are REALLY heating up for that huge tag team confrontation at WINTER'S WARRIORS VII! I can't wait! BENSON: Well, after seeing Ventolo in a pair of tights, I think I can wait a long time! We'll be right back,humanoids! ============= GREENSBORO TITLE MATCH ======================= WILD ASIAN (C) VS. MTV ================== ASIAN DEATH MATCH ======================= BUCKLEY: Well fans, we're ready to start the championship action here on SUperPRIMETIME with this Asian Death Match! MTV is already in the ring, but Matt Rosenthal is nowhere to be found! He's still hiding from Ivy's men! BENSON: Well, they can't have five minutes in the ring with him if they can't catch him! BUCKLEY: Well, Asian's music is playing but Ivy is coming down to the ring alone, and hshe's got the mic! Let's see what she has to say! IVY: "Rosenthal, you little piece of . I've got a signed contract that says that you have to serve five minutes alone in the ring with my men! Well, since you punked out on that, Asian won't defend against MTV until you take your five minutes like a man! I'm not THAT IN' STUPID! BENSON: That seven second delay comes in handy when Ivy's around, doesn't it? But she can't do that...can she? BUCKLEY: I think she can, Sammy, because here comes Rosenthal to the ring! He tells MTV to go after Ivy, but Eli and Bandit hit the ring in a heartbeat to protect her! BENSON: DOH! BUCKLEY: Rosenthal's got the mic now, so let's see what he has to say! ROSENTHAL: "I guess you've got me, Ivy! I'll serve my five minutes with these two goons...just give me about thirty seconds to brace myself for the beating! We got a deal?" IVY: "You've got FIFTEEN seconds, and then you're DEAD!!" BUCKLEY: MTV leaves the ring as does Ivy, and in about ten seconds, Rosenthal's going to get the beating of his life, as Eli has another Singapore Cane! Wait a second! ATTAXX just came out of the crowd! He hits Bandit from behind with a big boot to the head! Down goes Bandit! Now ATTAXX grabs Eli and delivers a CHOKESLAM! ATTAXX runs out of the ring as the five minutes has officially started on the scoreboard! BENSON: I love it, Buckley! Eli and Bandit are alone in the ring with him, but they're out cold! BUCKLEY: Rosenthal asks MTV to reach into the can of weapons and toss him some rope, and now he ties Bandit to the ringpost! He swaggers over to Eli and picks up the Singapore Cane, and he's WHALING away on the IC champ! I can't believe this! Ivy is throwing a FIT at ringside! Here comes Wild Asian to the ring, but MTV stops him in the aisle and they're going at it! The Asian Death Match officially starts when the five minutes is up, and Matt Rosenthal is just hammering away on Eli with that cane! BENSON: That Rosenthal sure is brilliant, isn't he? BUCKLEY: This is terrible, Sammy! Every time Eli tries to get to his feet, he gets knocked right back down with that Singapore Cane! Eli once again tries to get up to his feet and Rosenthal nails him in the head...and he broke the cane right in HALF! BENSON: Uh oh! This isn't a good thing! BUCKLEY: The Singapore Cane has broken in half and now Rosenthal looks a little worried! Eli is back on his feet and he is not a happy man! BENSON: I don't think Rosenthal can stay away from him for over a minute, can you, Buckley? BUCKLEY: I don't think so, Sammy! Meanwhile, on the outside, Wild Asian is TEARING into MTV! Rosenthal begging forgiveness, but instead he takes a boot to the gut by Eli! Eli delivers a DDT to Rosenthal! Now he's got it hooked in! He's hooked the Eliminator on Matt Rosenthal! Rosenthal is screaming in pain! BENSON: This is terrible, Buckley! Just terrible! BUCKLEY: Thirty seconds remain in the five minutes, and Eli is just rocking back on that Eliminator, and you can HEAR Rosenthal's bones cracking! ATTAXX just nailed Asian with a chair on the outside, and delivered a CHOKESLAM on the floor! The five minutes is up, and this one gets underway! BUCKLEY: Eli releases the Eliminator and unties Bandit, and they're heading back to the locker room...NO! Eli is brawling with ATTAXX all the way back to the locker room! MTV meanwhile rolls the injured Asian into the ring! He goes for the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: Almost a quick victory for MTV following the ATTAXX chokeslam on the floor! BUCKLEY: MTV now picks Asian back to his feet and places him in the corner, and he's just hammering him with those European uppercuts! Asian counters with an open hand chop! MTV once again delivers an uppercut! ANother chop by the Asian! BENSON: They're just trading blows in the corner, as Matt Rosenthal crawls out of the ring and is getting medical attention! Eli's gonna pay for that! BUCKLEY: MTV whips Asian across into the far corner, but Asian hopped right up to the top rope and caught MTV coming in with a STANDING MOONSAULT! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! MTV kicked out, but was caught right away with a Martial Arts kick to the head! Now Asian whips MTV off the ropes and delivers a SPIN KICK to the throat! MTV is gasping for air! Asian goes to the outside and he's on the top rope! Here he comes with a FLYING BODYPRESS! ONE...TWO...NO! MTV rolls it through and he's got the tights! ONE...TWO...NO! Asian kicks out, and MTV rakes him in the eyes and throws him over the top rope! BENSON: Normally, that would be a DQ here in the CSWA, but this match is no DQ! BUCKLEY: MTV reaches into the can of weapons at rigngside for this Asian Death Match, and he's pulled out some brass knuckles! Asian gets back to hisfeet, but he's cracked right away with those knucks, and he goes down like a ton of bricks! MTV throws him back into the ring, and now he's climbing to the top! BENSON: This really isn't MTV's domain, Buckley! I don't think he should be going up there! BUCKLEY: He kisses the knucks! He's going for a fistdrop! NO! Asian got out of the way and I think MTV might have broken his wrist! He is writhing in pain! Ivy just tossed Asian one of her high heel shoes! BENSON: Look out, MTV! Look out! BUCKLEY: MTV back to his feet! Asian swings the shoe and misses! MTV rolls to the outside to take a breather...NO! Asian just ran and leaped over the top rope to deliver a FLYING BODYPRESS! Now he leaps up on the ring apron and comes off with a quick MOONSAULT! BENSON: You don't want to be on the outside with the Wild Asian, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Asian now digging that high heel into the forehead of MTV, and he's busted the guitarist wide open! He tosses the shoe back to Eli and he digs into the trash can, and he's got himself a STRAP! Oh my! He's just lashing away on MTV with that strap! BENSON: Oh my goodness! This is becoming an awful night for the Rosenthal Family, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Asian rolls MTV back into the ring and now he's climbing to the top! MTV staggers back to his feet, and Asian comes off and CLOTHESLINES him with the strap! Now he wraps it around the neck of MTV and throws him over the top rope! HE's hanging him with that strap! He's choking MTV into unconsciousness! BENSON: This shouldn't be happening! BUCKLEY: Asian turns MTV around and suplexes him back into the ring! He climbs to the top rope, andhere we go...he hits a MOONSAULT! The cover! ONE...TWO...THREE! It's over, and the Wild Asian has won the Asian Death Match to retain his Greensboro title! Wait a second! Billy Starr just hit the ring and he grabbed a can of mace out of that garbage can and he sprayed it right into Asian's eyes! He nailed Asian with the Greensboro belt and headed back to the lockers!! ================ PRESIDENTIAL TITLE MATCH ================== "IRONMAN" ALEXANDR KARELIN (C) VS. PEYTON WRIGHT ============================================================ BUCKLEY: This next matchup should be a CLASSIC, Sammy! BENSON: That's right, Buckley, because the CORPORATION is gonna get some more GOLD when Peyton Wright takes the Presidential title away from the Commie! BUCKLEY: The bell rings and this one is underway! Karelin and Wright lock up, and Karelin shoves the smaller challenger into the corner and flexes his muscles! BENSON: Hanging out with GUNS hasn't affected him AT ALL, has it, Buckley? BUCKLEY: Wright nods his head and comes out of the corner to lock up with the champion again, and Karelin takes Wright down to the canvas! BENSON: Wright says he pulled the hair...and if Peyton Wright says it, I believe him! BUCKLEY: I didn't see any hair pull fromkarelin, and Karelin saying he didn't pull the hair..OH! Wright caught him with a sucker punch to the mouth! He whips Karelin off the ropes and delivers a BELL THROW! KArelin scrambles back to his feet and Wright catches him with a standing DROPKICK! Karelin off balance now as Wright takes him down with a quick armdrag, and he turns it into a short arm scissors! BENSON: Ha ha! Look at THAT, Buckley! Peyton Wright is wrestling circles around the Ruskie! BUCKLEY: Karelin gets out of the short arm scissors and gets back to his feet! He locks up with Wright again, and this time he takes him down tot he mat with a nice side headlock! BENSON: He pulled the hair again! BUCKLEY: He did not, Sammy! Wright grabs Karelin's tights and roll shim over onto his shoulders! ONE...TWO...NO! Karelin adjusts and maintains the side headlock! Wright uses the tights to roll Karelin over again! ONE...TWO...NO! Karelin now brings the side headlock up to his feet! Wright picks Karelin up and delivers an atomic drop, but Karelin maintains the headlock, and Wright grabs the ropes to break the hold! BENSON: Wright's always thinking in that ring, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Karelin releases the side headlock, but stays right on Wright with a forearm smash to the face! He whips him off the ropes and delivers a SHOULDERBLOCK! Now Karelin picks him up to his feet and hooks a full nelson in the center of the ring! BENSON: He doesn't have his fingers locked right, Buckley! He's not gonna get a submission that way! BUCKLEY: You're right, Sammy, as Wright counters out of it and hooks a full nelson of his own...NO! DRAGON SUPLEX! That could do it! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! We almost had a new Presidential champion! BENSON: If Worthington could actually count to three, we WOULD have a new champ! BUCKLEY: Peyton Wright stays right on top of Karelin and hooks in an abdominal stretch! He doesn't have it hooked tight enough, Sammy! BENSON: But he's making up for it by pulling on that top rope for leverage, Buckley! It all evens out! BUCKLEY: Karelin is in a lot of pain with this maneuver, and Wright adding leverage by pulling that rope! Wait a second! Worthington saw it and kicked Wright's arm off of the top rope...and Karelin breaks the abdominal stretch with a HIPTOSS! BENSON: That's not fair, Buckley! Another example of the corruption of CSWA referees! They're out to get the CORPORATION! BUCKLEY: Karelin now hooks Wright in an abdominal stretch of his own, and he's got it hooked PERFECTLY! He might get a submission out of this! No! Wright reached up and raked the eyes, and that broke the hold! BENSON: Smart move by Wright! If you can't power out, THINK your way out! BUCKLEY: Or CHEAT your way out. We'll be right back! ----------------------------------------------------------- (Karelin/Wright cont) BUCKLEY: We're back, and Peyton Wright maintaining his advantage over the Presidential champion! He whips Karelin off the ropes and he gives him a big back body drop! Now Wright is going to the top rope! KArelin doesn't know where he is! BENSON: Here it comes, Buckley! YEAH! Wright hit a bulldog from the top rope! It's over, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Wright with the cover! ONE...TWO...THREE...NO! So close, Sammy! So close! BENSON: TOO close, Buckley! That was a three count! BUCKLEY: Wright is not happy and he's arguing about the count! Karelin rolls him up from behind! ONE...TWO...NO! Karelin almost got him there! Both men back to their feet, and Wright fires a superkick! No! Karelin ducked it and nails Wright with a hard right hand! BENSON: That was a closed fist, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Karelin whips Wright off the ropes and puts his head down! Wright with a SUNSET FLIP, but Karelin won't go over! He drops to his knees and onto Wright's shoulders! ONE...TWO...NO! Wright got his legs up and hooked Karelin's arms and got him over into the sunset flip position! ONE...TWO...NO! Karelin kicked out! BENSON: Come on, Peyton! Put the Commie Scum away! BUCKLEY: Wright whips Karelin off the ropes for a clothesline! No! Karlein ducked it and comes off the ropes with a RUSSIAN SICKLE! Wright went flying through the ropes and onto the floor! BENSON: It's a good thing he did! Now Karelin can't pin him! BUCKLEY: Karelin going to the outside and throws Wright back into the ring, and now he's wasting time yelling at Cornette as he climbs back into the apron! Wright quickly back to his feet and he caught Karelin coming in with a SMALL PACKAGE! He's got the tights! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Wright almost got him again! Now Wright places Karelin on the top rope! We're going to see a superplex here! Wait! Wright turns it into a CRADLE SUPERPLEX! That will do it! He nailed it! BENSON: We have a NEW Presidential champ, Buckley! BUCKLEY: ONE...TWO...THREE...NO! Karelin kicked out! Karelin kicked out! I don't believe it, and neither can Peyton Wright or Ray S. Cornette! BENSON: That's a load of crap, Buckley! Wright had him pinned! Tell me I didn't see him kick out of that! BUCKLEY: That's why they call him the Ironman, Sammy! He can take a lot of punishment! Wright wasting too much time arguing with the referee instead of following up on Karelin, and the Presidential champ is getting to his feet! BENSON: Turn around, kid! Turn around! BUCKLEY: Karelin coming with a sickle! No! Wright ducked it and Karelin just barely stopped before he took Worthington's head off! He did bump Worthington slightly, and Worthington goes down! Wright from behind...GERMAN SUPLEX! Worthington's in no position to make the count after Karelin bumped into him! BENSON: How convenient, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Wright wondering where the count is and releases the suplex! He's going over to check on Worthington! He just slapped him in the head and told him to get up! BENSON: Well, Wright's got the match won, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Don't be so sure, Sammy! Karelin is back to his feet and he grabs Wright from behind...GERMAN SUPLEX of his own! Worthington makes the count! ONE...TWO...THREE!! Karelin gets a hard fought victory to retain his title! BENSON: Wright got his shoulder up, Buckley! I saw it! BUCKLEY: Well, it's a good thing you're not a referee here, because Wright's shoulders never moved from that mat! Karelin retains the Presidential and moves on to Winter's Warriors VII! BENSON: Well, at least Hornet's gonna get his tonight, Buckley! The CORPORATION will have a good day yet! BUCKLEY: We'll be back with EN tag title action!! ============= EN/CPUWA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH ========== <> CUTTERS (C) VS. TSUNAMI/WILDSTAR ============================================================ BUCKLEY: We've got a great tag team title match up next, fans! We thought we'd seen the last of Tsunami and Wildstar when Ray S. Cornette fired them from the CORPORATION, but they returned to the CSWA in a big way a few days ago on SHOWTIME, coming to the aid of Mike Randalls! BENSON: Well, they might wish they didn't come back after the <> Cutters get through with them! BUCKLEY: We'll see about that! The bell rings and this one is underway! Ern Enderson locks up with Tsunami, who is a former UNIFIED World Champion! They lock up, and Enderson delivers a kneelift to the gut of Tsunami! He follows it up with a forearm smash to the head and backs Tsunami into the corner! Patrick Young asks Enderson for a clean break, and Enderson obliges...NO! He nailed Tsunami with a hard left hand! BENSON: You didn't really think he'd break cleanly, did you? BUCKLEY: I should have expected that. Enderson now rakes the eyes of the challenger and pulls him into the <> Cutter corner and makes the tag to Tully Planchard, and they use almost the entire five count to double team Tsunami with kicks to the ribs! BENSON: That's why these guys are the best tag team in the world! BUCKLEY: Planchard now snapmares Tsunami out of the corner and holds a reverse chinlock on him! The crowd not sure who to root for in this matchup, but a portion of them are cheering Tsunami on! Tsunami is fighting back up to his feet, but Planchard pulled him down by the hair! BENSON: Are you sure, Buckley? I saw you swipe one of Ventolo's beers before. BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Tsunami once again manages to get back to his feet, and again Planchard pulls him down by the hair, but Tsunami vaults right back up, catching Planchard by surprise and now Tsunami drops down! BENSON: Planchard's chin rammed right into the top of Tsunami's head! I think he bit his tongue, Buckley! BUCKLEY: I wish you'd bite your tongue once in a while! BENSON: Why I oughta...OW! I bih my dongue! You hih me! BUCKLEY: I don't know what you're talking about, Sammy! Tsunami now shoves Planchard into the corner and he's peppering him with Martial Arts kicks! He whips Planchard across into the far corner! Planchard staggers out! Tsunami runs across to the far corner, jumps up tot he top rope and comes off with a BULLDOG! What a move by Tsunami! He makes the tag to Wildstar! BENSON: Are these guys acrobats or wrestlers, Buckley? BUCKLEY: Wildstar up to the top rope! REVERSE MOONSAULT! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Planchard kicked out! Wildstar whips Planchard off the ropes and catches him with a TILT-A-WHIRL! He runs off the ropes and NO! Enderson caught him in the back with a knee! BENSON: Ha ha! Gotta love these <> Cutters! They're thinking man's wrestlers! BUCKLEY: You mean they cheat! BENSON: And they don't get caught, Buckley! That's the most important part! BUCKLEY: Wildstar is holding his back in pain as Planchard gets back to his feet! He grabs Wildstar and delivers a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Planchard shoves Wildstar into the <> Cutter corner and starts complaining about the count! BENSON: And look at that, Buckley! Enderson uses the opportunity to wrap the tag rope around WIldstar's throat and choke the life out of him! You gotta love it! BUCKLEY: This draws Tsunami into the rung, and Young has to put him out, and this just allows for Planchard and Enderson to double team Wildstar! Planchard makes the tag to Enderson and they whip Wildstar off the ropes and catch him in the mush with a double elbow! We have to take a break! ---------------------------------------------------------- (<> Cutters/NC-17 cont) BUCKLEY: We're back, and Ern Enderson is working over the back of Wildstar! He's got him hooked in a surfboard! That's a very painful maneuver and hard to get out of! BENSON: And look at Planchard, Buckley! He adds insult to injury by reaching in the ring and SLAPPING Wildstar! BUCKLEY: That brings an angry Tsunami into the ring, and Planchard comes in the ring and delivers boots to the head of Wildstar while Enderson maintains the surfboard! Tsunami has to get out of that ring if he wants to help his partner! BENSON: If he was smart, he would run in, nail Enderson and get out instead of bitching to Patrick Young! BUCKLEY: You've got a point there, Sammy! Enderson releases the surfboard and makes the tag to Planchard! Enderson delivers a BACKBREAKER to Wildstar and now he keeps him on his knee! Planchard off the second rope and delivers an elbow! That could do it! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Wildstar got his foot on the ropes! BENSON: He's only postponing the inevitable, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Planchard shoves Wildstar into the neutral corner and he's burying his shoulder into the ribs! Young telling Planchard to break and he obliges! No! He tried to sucker punch Wildstar but Wildstar saw it coming! Wildstar got out of the way and now he's hammering away on Planchard in the corner! He climbs to the second rope and he's pounding away on Planchard! BENSON: Look out, Buckley! Enderson just ran into the ring and gave Wildstar a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX and then ran right back out before the five count! He's SMART! BUCKLEY: Planchard with the nonchalant cover! ONE...TWO... NO!! WIldstar kicked out! If he had hooked the leg,he might have had him! Planchard tags Enderson back in and hooks an abdominal stretch while Enderson kicks Wildstar repeatedly in the ribs! BENSON: Gotta love the teamwork, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Planchard finally out of the ring, and Enderson whips Wildstar off the ropes...SPINEBUSTER! But I think he tagged Tsunami as he came off! Tsunami climbs to the top rope! BENSON: Enderson covering Wildstar! Look out Ern! BUCKLEY: Tsunami comes off with a legdrop to the back of the head! Now Tsunami gets to his feet and delivers a standing dropkick to Planchard that sends him FLYING off of the apron! Tsunami now picks Enderson up and whips him off the ropes and delivers a STUN GUN! Enderson is still on his feet, and Tsunami takes him down with a BACK BRAIN KICK! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Enderson just kicked out! BENSON: I can't believe this! This is horrible! BUCKLEY: Tsunami now perches himself on the top rope! Enderson struggles back to his feet! He doesn;t know where he is...nevertheless know where Tsunami is! BENSON: Turn around, Ern! Turn around! BUCKLEY: Enderson turns around and Tsunami off the top with a FLYING BODYPRESS! That could do it! ONE...TWO...NO! Enderson rolled through! He's got the tights! ONE...TWO..... THREE! He got him! BENSON: He got him! He got him! The <> Cutters retain the titles! BUCKLEY: Here comes Mike Randalls to the ring with a chair! He hammers Enderson in the head! Planchard comes in the ring and he gets it in the head! Maxwell Diamond running for dear life! He already felt the Devastator once tonight, he doesn't want to feel it again! BENSON: It doesn't matter, Buckley! He's just showing sour grapes because his friends lost...just like he's gonna lose to Bailey at Ultratitle...and Bailey didn't pay me to say that! BUCKLEY: Really? BENSON: Well, just a little bit. BUCKLEY: We have word that something's going down in GUNS' locker room! Let's go down to Rudy Seitzer! ============================================================ SEITZER: I'm back here in the locker room area, and I just saw TTL go into GUNS' locker room with one of those big medicine bags that we saw Ray S. Cornette give to Steven Flair and Joey Melton at SHOWTIME, and now he's coming out of the locker room with a big smile on his face! TTL, what is going on here? What were you doing in GUNS' locker room? TTL: Seitzer, you certainly are nosey, aren't you! Why don't you go bother the ChartMaster or something...ask him about how he's going to feel after the Armed Forces destroy his "Franchise" tonight...and then destroy his posterboy tag team at Winter's Warriors VII! SEITZER: Come on, TTL...something's fishy here! Why did you go into GUNS' locker room with a big bag and then leave empty handed? Was that bag full of money? TTL: (Smiles.) Now, Seitzer, that's really none of your concern. The financial dealings of the CORPORATION aren't available for public record. I will say this, though...GUNS was very happy to see me and we had a nice long talk. SEITZER: What did you two talk about? TTL: (Laughs.) Seitzer, if I wanted EVERYBODY to know, don't you think we would have had the conversation in public instead of behind closed doors? But I will say this, Seitzer...what we talked about is for GUNS and I to know.... and for Hornet to find out! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go prepare my men for a match! SEITZER: Could it be? Has GUNS joined the CORPORATION! Is tonight's match a setup on GUNS? I've got a real bad feeling about this, Bill! Back to you! ============================================================ BENSON: How come he never throws it back to me, Buckley? I'm here too, you know! I'm the host! BUCKLEY: You're NOTHING, Sammy! You seem to forget that I'm your boss. But this situation between Hornet and GUNS seems to get more and more intruiging every week. TTL seemed to be hinting that GUNS is now a part of the CORPORATION, and that he's going to turn on Hornet, but I'm not so sure! BENSON: Buckley, you'd like to retain the naive hope that GUNS and Hornet will live happily ever after, but let's get real, Buckley! They have two of the biggest egos in the sport! They both want the same thing...the UNIFIED World title! They both think they're the top contender! They both think they're the rightful champion! Hornet doesn't trust GUNS, Buckley...so why should you? It's a done deal! BUCKLEY: Is this a plot by TTL to drive a wedge between the GUNS/Hornet alliance...or is GUNS really a part of the CORPORATION? We saw Flair and Melton get similar offers at SHOWTIME, and if all three of those men join up, the CORPORATION will be without a doubt the strongest organization in wrestling! BENSON: Well, get used to it, Buckley! I can't wait for the main event! BUCKLEY: Well, Sammy...a fax has just come across my desk, and it's from none other than Space God! HE doesn't seem too happy about the remarks you made about his highlight film! BENSON: Oh please! If I had a dime for everytime some jobber got mad at me... BUCKLEY: Well, Sammy...he's challenged you to a match at Winter's Warriors VII! BENSON: WHAT? Let me see that? You're pulling my leg! BUCKLEY: It's right there in black and white, Sammy! BENSON: Now THIS is rich, Buckley! Wait till I show the guys in marketing! BUCKLEY: I think he's serious, Sammy! Are you going to accept the challenge? BENSON: Well...let me think! There aren't any cheap feels in it for me! BUCKLEY: So, you're not going to take the challenge? You'll go down in history as the first man to DUCK Space God! BENSON: Duck Space God? NO WAY! Buckley, if he wants a match with me...then I'll give him a match! Give me the pen! BUCKLEY: I love it! Benson vs. Space God at WW7! ============== USN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH ================= SCOTTY MICHAELS (C) VS. MARK WINDHAM ============================================================ BUCKLEY: This next match should be interesting, as one of the all-time greats does battle with a rising star in the CSWA! Scotty Michaels beat Mark Windham's brother Timmy for the USN belt at Christmas, thanks in large part to Mark's interference! BENSON: Mark also left Michaels laying during that match! Let's face it. Timmy stole the title from Mark, and now Mark finally has the chance to get it back! BUCKLEY: The bell rings and this one is underway! They lock up and Windham bashes Michaels in the face with a forearm! He whips Michaels off the ropes for a clothesline...NO! Michaels ducked it and came off the ropes with a FLYING FOREARM! Windham scrambles to his feet and gets caught right away with an armdrag takedown! Windham up once again and this time a standing dropkick sends him over the top rope and down to the floor! BENSON: What a flurry by Michaels, and the Living Psycho doesn't like it one bit! BUCKLEY: He's not going to like this either...PLANCHA by Scotty Michaels was right on target! Michaels goes to whip Windham into the post...NO! Reversal by Windham and Michaels hit the post hard! Windham now picks up a chair and nails it right over Michaels' head and tosses the champ into the ring! BENSON: You don't want to be on the outside with Windham! He's nuts! You never know when he'll rip up the padding and decide to end your career! BUCKLEY: Windham now taking control of the USN champion! He scoops him up and slams him hard to the mat and follows it right up with an elbowdrop! Mark picks Michaels up by the hair now...SNAP SUPLEX by the Living Psycho! He goes for the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! He picked Michaels up by the hair, but I don't think he would have gotten the pin anyway! BENSON: Windham wasn't ready to pin him yet, and you're not gonna beat Michaels that quick! BUCKLEY: Windham shoves Michaels hard into the corner and now just stomps away at the ribs of the USN champ! He whips Michaels across the ring and into the far corner and follows it up with a hard clothesline! Now Windham going for the bulldog...NO! Michaels held onto the top rope and Windham went for the ride solo! BENSON: Smart move by Michaels! Hanging out with Teri has helped him a lot! BUCKLEY: Windham gets back to his feet and he's rocked by a SUPERKICK by the Superstar! Michaels now whips a dazed Mark Windham off the ropes and delivers a STUN GUN! Windham is down! Michaels with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: You're not gonn abeat Mark Windham that easy either! You gotta rough him up a little bit! BUCKLEY: Just like Space God is going to rough you up at Winter's Warriors VII. BENSON: Get real, Buckley! Space God is gonna wish he never heard the name "Sammy Benson." BUCKLEY: well, that's true for most of our viewers too, Sammy! BENSON: You know where you can stick that smug attitude, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Scotty Michaels continuing the assault on Mark Windham! He whips him off the ropes! FRANK N PARSONS! That could do it! ONE...TWO..THR-NO! BENSON: Michaels is really giving it to Mark Windham here! I thought Windham would come out fired up after losing to Black Skeleton in the Ultratitle tournament! BUCKLEY: Maybe it's true that Mark Windham has lost a step in his aging! Maybe it's time for Windham to hang up the tights! Michaels whips WIndham off the ropes again...ANOTHER FRANK N PARSONS...NO! Windham caught him and delivered a POWERBOMB!! BENSON: Don't retire Mark just yet, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Mark Windham pulled that move out of NOWHERE and now he stays on top of Michaels with a series of right hands, and now he holds his hand up to the fans! He's going for the Iron Claw! BENSON: Michaels is doing everything he can to keep that hand away from his face! BUCKLEY: Windham delivers a chop to the throat, and that draws Michaels' hands away, and now the challenger has that Iron Claw hooked! BENSON: We have a new champion, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Michaels is in a lot of pain as the Claw drives him down to his knees! BENSON: Windham's grip is so powerful, Buckley! Look at that! Michaels is busted open from that Claw! BUCKLEY: Windham now driving Michaels all the way down to the mat with that Iron Claw! Worthington going to make the count! ONE...TWO...NO! Michaels got his shoulder up, but Windham still has that Claw hooked! BENSON: Michaels ain't getting out of this! Wait! Teri pushed the bottom rope closer and Michaels grabbed it! See, Teri's more than just a pretty face...she's got HOOTERS too! BUCKLEY: You're disgusting, Sammy! Mark holds that Claw for the full five count and finally releases it! He whips Michaels off the ropes for the Lariat! NO! Michaels held the rope and Windham hit nothing but AIR! Michaels cradles him up! ONE...TWO...NO! Kickout by Mark Windham! BENSON: This could go either way now, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Teri Melton is up on the apron and she draws Worthington over, but she just kicked one of her high heel shoes into the ring! Michaels picks it up! Windham to his feet! Michaels swings and he NAILED him with it! Teri jumps down off the apron! BENSON: Mmm...hooters! BUCKLEY: Michaels with the nonchalant cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Windham got his foot on the ropes! Michaels can't believe it! He pulls Windham into the center of the ring and hooks the leg! ONE...TWO..NO! Windham kicked out! BENSON: I don't believe it, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Michaels pulls Windham to his feet and whips him off the ropes...TILT A WHIRL! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Windham kicked out again! BENSON: Windham is getting fired up, Buckley! You can feel the momentum shifting! BUCKLEY: Michaels whips Windham off the ropes! He put his head down! IMPLANT DDT by Windham! The cover! ONE...TWO..THR-NO! Michaels just got his shoulder up! BENSON: Windham looking to put him away now! BUCKLEY: He whips Michaels off the ropes and hits the LARIAT! It's over! Windham with the cover! ONE...TWO...THR- NO! Hornet just hit the ring and pulled Windham off Michaels, and now they're getting into it! BENSON: My goodness! Hornet just cost Windham that USN title! Is he nuts? BUCKLEY: Hornet and MArk Windham are brawling in the ring, and you have to ask! Where is GUNS? BENSON: He's counting that CORPORATION money in the back! Ha ha ha! BUCKLEY: MArk Windham finally bails out of the ring and he is not happy! He just grabbed Pedro from the Spanish Broadcast team and gave him a PILEDRIVER on the arena floor! He thinks he should be USN champion, and it would be hard to argue with him! BENSON: Well, at least Teri keeps some gold in her stable! BUCKLEY: Fans, speaking of gold, we'll be right back with the UNIFIED World Tag Team title match! The Horsemen do battle with the Disco Express! We'll be right back! Stay tuned for this promo for WINTER'S WARRIORS VII: THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE! CS Enterprises don the tights, and now...so does Sammy Benson! =========== UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH ============= THE HORSEMEN (C) VS. DISCO EXPRESS ============================================================ BUCKLEY: Fans, we've got the big UNIFIED World Tag Team title defense coming up next, and listen to this crowd as the disco ball drops! The Disco Express is dancing their way to the ring along with the Disco Midget! BENSON: Look at that little alcoholic, Buckley! He's got a whole bottle of Jack Daniels! First Ventolo, now this little twerp...I NEED A DRINK, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Now, Sammy, I'm sure you'll be hammered when you step in there with Space God at Winter's Warriors VII! That will definitely be UNFORGETTABLE! BENSON: I'm gonna kick the snot out of that little punk Space God! BUCKLEY: Well, the dancing stops as The Horsemen make their way to the ring! Marvelous Mike Chain and Jack "Summer" Samson have arrived on the scene, and they don't look happy! BENSON: Well, they have a big match signed for Winter's Warriors VII with the <> Cutters, Buckley, and not to mention Jack Samson's big match with GUNS tomorrow night in Greensboro in the third round of Ultratitle! These guys have a lot on their mind! BUCKLEY: You're right, Sammy, and the Disco Express has nothing to lose! The bell rings and this one is underway! Disco Inferno to start for the Disco Express, and the Horsemen are having a little discussion about who's going to start! They both want to start this one out! BENSON: That's a tag team of two huge egos, and I think maybe Chain feels that Samson is upstaging him lately! BUCKLEY: Well, Samson certainly has a bigger mouth as he has DOMINATED the Horsemen interviews of late, and he certainly has had greater singles success! Neither man is willing to step out of the ring, as Manuel Juarez goes over and tells the Horsemen that one of them will have to get out of the ring! BENSON: Chain and Samson are almost coming to blows over this! There's a lot of tension in that ring! I think Chain is jealous of Jack Samson's success in Ultratitle! BUCKLEY: I don't know about that, but Disco Midget is getting frustrated! He runs over to the other side of the ring and pulls on Chain's leg! Chain turns to look at Midget, and oh my! He smashed him over the head with a bottle of Jack Daniels! He's out on his feet! BENSON: How did Juarez MISS that? BUCKLEY: Inferno rams Samson from behind! Samson barrels right into Chain! Inferno rolls Samson up! ONE...TWO...THREE! BENSON: Wait! The match never started, did it? BUCKLEY: I guess so, because Juarez has raised the hands of the Disco Express and given them the belts! The Disco Express are the new UNIFIED World Tag Team champions! BENSON: This is a miscarriage of justice! BUCKLEY: Samson can't believe it! He is raging! He's going after the Disco Express, but they get out of dodge! We have new tag team champions! I can't believe it! Samson isn't helping Chain back up to his feet! He's just screaming at him! Mike Flair has hit the ring to calm Jack Samson down! BENSON: The Horsemen might be crumbling before our very eyes, Buckley, and they have a huge match with the <>Cutters this weekend! They have to get on the same page! BUCKLEY: Samson shrugs his shoulders and heads back to the locker room, leaving Flair to help Chain to his feet! I don't believe Samson's ego! BENSON: Hey! He has to catch a plane to Greensboro to wrestle GUNS, Buckley! He's a busy man! He doesn't have time to waste making sure Chain's okay! BUCKLEY: Mike Chain and Mike Flair head back to the locker room, fans, but I still can't believe that we have new UNIFIED World tag team champions in record time! Congratulations to the Disco Express! We'll be right back with the MAIN EVENT, next!! =============== TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH ====================== HORNET/GUNS VS. ARMED FORCES ============================================================ BUCKLEY: It's main event time here on Super PRIME TIME,so let's go up to Rhubarb Jones for the introductions! RHUBARB: "Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team match is the main event of the evening! Introducing first, the current United States Tag Team Champions! (Foghorn sounds as the arena is bathed in red light.) Making their way toward the ring with their manager TTL and their advisor Ray S. Cornette...here are Battleship and Submarine...THE ARMED FORCES!!" BUCKLEY: We saw the Armed Forces destroy the CS Express earlier tonight in a vicious attack, and now they're hoping to do the same to the two most popular men in the CSWA today! BENSON: You mean the murderer and the steroid abuser? BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Let's go back to Rhubarb! RHUBARB: "And their opponents! Introducing first, the EN World Heavyweight Champion! The Strongest Arms in the World...here is GUNS!" BUCKLEY: The crowd roars as GUNS makes his way to the ring, and he looks focused on this match, but you've got to wonder if he took the money from TTL, or whether this is all a ruse by the CORPORATION! BENSON: Either way, Buckley, it gives the CORPORATION a big edge in this match! I mean, look at it already! There's no trust in that team! They didn't even come to the ring together! RHUBARB: "And his partner, he hails from Greensboro, North Carolina and is the greatest wrestler in CSWA history...a three time UNIFIED World Champion...here is "The Greatest American Hero"...HORNET!! BUCKLEY: Listen to this place erupt as Hornet walks down to the ring! He doesn't look too happy, Sammy, as he's got that medicine bag full of money with him! He shoves it into GUNS' chest and he's asking him about it! GUNS is saying he doesn't know anything about it! BENSON: Well, what do you expect him to do? You expect him to say "Yeah, I took the payoff, so let's go get 'em, partner"? BUCKLEY: Hornet doesn't look too willing to team with GUNS as it is, Sammy! GUNS just grabbed a hold of that bag and he's dipping in and pulling out the money, and he's tossing it into the crowd! He's tossing the CORPORATE money into the stands and the fans love it! BENSON: Ha ha ha! BRILLIANT! GUNS knows that there's more money waiting for him in the CORPORATION, so he's just baiting Hornet here! BUCKLEY: That's a possibility, Sammy! TTL and Cornette don't look all too concerned about what GUNS is doing here! GUNS has thrown all of the money to the fans and now he's offering his hand to Hornet, and Hornet shakes it! The crowd goes wild! We're going to have a tag team match after all, it looks like! BENSON: Hornet's got the mic, Buckley, and I think he's got something to say to GUNS here! HORNET: "GUNS, I'm gonna lay it all out on the line here, partner! A lot of things have happened between us...a lot of water has gone under the bridge, but in spite of all that... I still trust you. I still WANT to trust you! That's why I even came out here after I found that bag in your locker room. So, GUNS, we are still partners...we are still friends, but if you swerve me...if you swerve me in the SLIGHTEST bit...then I'm gonna leave you for DEAD! Dead... Dead...DEAD!! You got me?" GUNS: "I got you...let's do it, partner!" BUCKLEY: GUNS and Hornet share a high five, and GUNS steps out to the ring apron! We're going to start this one off when we come back after this station identification and TV timeout! Stay tuned...the main event is up next!! ---------------------------------------------------------- (Hornet & GUNS/Armed Forces continues) BUCKLEY: The bell rings and this one is underway! Hornet starts off against Submarine! The two men lock up, and Hornet forces Submarine into the corner, and Ben Worthington asks for a clean break, and he recieves one from Hornet. BENSON: Moron. BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Submarine steps out of the corner and now he points to GUNS and waves his hand, motioning him to get into the ring! Hornet turns around and Submarine just hammered GUNS from behind! Submarine playing on Hornet's lack of trust, and GUNS just shaking his head! BENSON: TTL's a very smart man, Buckley! If it's true that GUNS is in the CORPORATION, he wins! If it's a ploy, he wins anyway because he's broken the trust! You just saw an example right there! BUCKLEY: Submarine hammering away on the back of the former UNIFIED World Champion! You're right, Sammy, he did take advantage of Hornet's lack of trust there! He picks Hornet up to his feet and whips him off the ropes and delivers a crushing CLOTHESLINE! He scoops Hornet up and slams him down hard to the mat, and now he makes the tag to the big man! BENSON: Battleship's gonna squash himself a bug, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Battleship picks Hornet up and delivers a crushing backbreaker! Another backbreaker by the big Battleship! They are working hard on the back of the Greatest American Hero! BENSON: Everybody knows that the back is Hornet's weak spot, Buckley, and Battleship is taking advantage of it! BUCKLEY: He picks Hornet up now and delivers a SIDE SUPLEX! They are really going to work on Hornet's back! Battleship just stomping away on the injured back! There's 600 pounds of force in every blow! BENSON: Hornet has to tag out of there, Buckley, or else he's never going to survive this match! Gotta get the power man in there...if he really is on Hornet's side! BUCKLEY: Battleship picks Hornet up by the hair and whips him HARD into the far corner! What impact Hornet's back made with that corner! Battleship charges in and delivers an AVALANCHE! Hornet has got to be in pain! BENSON: No kidding! You have a 600 pound man crash into you and see what YOU feel like. BUCKLEY: Battleship whips Hornet across the ring again into the opposite corner! Hornet again hit hard and here comes Battleship again! NO! Hornet fell out of the corner and Battleship hit the corner hard! Hornet crawling to the corner, and YES! He made the tag to GUNS! BENSON: They're just trying to make the act look convincing, Buckley! BUCKLEY: GUNS runs into the ring and delivers a hard clothesline to the mighty Battleship! Battleship still on his feet! GUNS runs off the ropes and delivers another clothesline! Battleship again refuses to go down! GUNS runs off the ropes again! NO! Submarine pulled the ropes down and GUNS fell over the top rope and onto the floor! BENSON: Hmm...maybe this is all a ploy BUCKLEY: Submarine turns around and delivers a clothesline from the ring apron onto GUNS! Great move by Submarine! He grabs GUNS by the hair and rams him hard headfirst into the ringpost and now throws him back into the ring! Battleship catches GUNS coming in and whips him off the ropes...BIG BOOT! GUNS goes down like a ton of bricks and now Battleship off the ropes...LEGDROP! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! He picked GUNS up by the hair and now he makes the tag to Submarine! Battleship has GUNS in a bearhug! Submarine off the top rope with a CLOTHESLINE! BENSON: Ha ha! Great move! Steroid Boy made a really bad move if he turned down the CORPORATION, because they'll make him pay for that money he threw to the crowd out of his hide! BUCKLEY: Submarine now has GUNS in a reverse chinlock and he's screaming at Hornet! Fans, we're going to have to take a break, but you won't miss a thing! (GUNS/Hornet vs. Armed Forces continued) BUCKLEY: we're back, and now GUNS is fighting his way out of the reverse chinlock! He's back to his feet and he's hammering Sub in the gut with elbows! He's broken it now and he's hammering away on Submarine with right hands! He whips Submarine off the ropes and delivers a SIDEWALK SLAM! BENSON: But Submarine snuck in a tag to Battleship as he was coming off the ropes! BUCKLEY: You're right, Sammy! GUNS gets to his feet and is blasted right away with a BIG BOOT by Battleship! GUNS never saw it coming! That might have knocked him out cold! BENSON: Wonder if GUNS would like to have some of that money back now! BUCKLEY: Battleship picks him up to his feet and he's setting up for a Power Bomb! No! GUNS blocked it and delivered a back body drop! He's trying to make the tag! Battleship tries to stop him, but YES! GUNS makes the tag! Here comes HORNET! BENSON: Why is Hornet so eager to get back in the ring with this man? If I were him, I would have short armed that tag attempt! BUCKLEY: Stop it, Sammy! Hornet now peppering Battleship with rights and lefts! He catches the big man square in the chest with a dropkick! Another standing dropkick by Hornet! BENSON: He still can't knock Battleship off of his feet! BUCKLEY: Hornet runs off the ropes and delivers a clothesline, but Battleship still on his feet! Hornet off the ropes again...NO! Submarine caught him with a knee to the back! Hornet staggers out to the center of the ring, and Battleship delivers a POWER BOMB! Oh my goodness! That CAN'T be good for Hornet's back! Battleship now makes the tag to Submarine! He whips Hornet off the ropes and whips Submarine off the opposite ropes...SUPER TORPEDO! NO! Hornet saw Sub dive for the legs and he wisely hurdled over it! BENSON: So Hornet's not as dumb as he looks! It just means they're gonna beat on him more! BUCKLEY: Submarine and Hornet both back to their feet at the same time, and they both attempt a standing dropkick! Both men crash down to the canvas and now they have to try and make the tag! Submarine gets back to his feet first but Hornet is close to tagging GUNS! No! Submarine ran over and knocked GUNS off of the apron! BENSON: Great move by Submarine! He's always thinking! BUCKLEY: He's always CHEATING, Sammy! GUNS is very upset and he climbs into the ring, and that draws the attention of Ben Worthington! Battleship comes into the ring and he's hammering away on Hornet's back (GUNS/Hornet vs. Armed Forces continues) BUCKLEY: We had some technical difficulties, but we're back now following a vicious double team by the Armed Forces on Hornet! GUNS made it possible by arguing with Ben Worthington! Now was it just emotion carrying him away, or was it part of a CORPORATION plan? BENSON: Only TTL and GUNS know, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Submarine now picks Hornet back to his feet and whips him off the ropes for a clothesline...NO! Hornet ducked it and hit a flying forearm! He leaps toward the corner and YES! He made the tag to GUNS! BENSON: Get out of there, Sub! BUCKLEY: GUNS is fired up and he's whaling away on Submarine! He whips him off the ropes and LEVELS him with a clothesline! Submarine back to his feet and he's dropped by another clothesline! GUNS now whips Submarine off the ropes and hits him with the GUNSHOT! Submarine is down! GUNS off the ropes and he drops a big leg! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: Submarine just barely got out of that one, Buckley! They need to get Battleship in that ring! BUCKLEY: GUNS pulls Submarine back to his feet and he's got him up...WAY UP! GORILLA PRESS! He hurls him at Battleship, and oh my! Battleship caught Submarine in midair and threw him back at GUNS! Submarine on top of GUNS! ONE...TWO...NO! BENSON: What strength by Battleship, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Now Submarine makes the tag to Battleship! They whips GUNS off the ropes and level him with a double clothesline! Now Battleship runs off the ropes and delivers a BIG SPLASH! The cover! ONE...TWO...NO! GUNS kicked out! BENSON: I can't believe he kicked out of that, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Battleship sets GUNS up in the corner and he's just battering him with right and left hand combinations! He looks like Riddick Bowe in that corner! BENSON: He could kick Tyson's ass, I'll tell you that! BUCKLEY: Battleship now whips GUNS across into the far corner! He charges in for a clothesline, but GUNS charged right out and caught BATTLESHIP with the clothesline! Battleship is stunned! GUNS is hammering away on him! BENSON: Ray S. Cornette is not happy! He runs over to the other side of the ring! He's behind Hornet, and Hornet turns around on the apron to yell at him! BUCKLEY: Battleship grabs GUNS by the tights and hurls him right at Hornet, and GUNS knocked Hornet right off the apron and down to the floor! BENSON: Hornet hit that floor hard, Buckley, and he turns around to see GUNS getting back to his feet in the corner! He's not happy, Buckley! BUCKLEY: He thinks that GUNS attacked him from behind on purpose, but he was really tossed into Hornet by Battleship! BENSON: What genius by Cornette and TTL! Create distrust and then exploit it, and Hornet just shrugged GUNS off! Where's he going? BUCKLEY: He's heading to the locker room, Sammy! I don't believe this! BENSON: He told GUNS that he'd leave him if GUNS swerved him, and he thinks that GUNS swerved him! BUCKLEY: GUNS standing in the corner imploring Hornet to come back to the ring, but Battleship charges at GUNS from behind and squashes him in that corner! GUNS isn't in the CORPORATION, Sammy! It was all a trick! BENSON: And it WORKED, Buckley! Hornet's gone and GUNS is in there all by himself! BUCKLEY: Battleship whips GUNS off the ropes and delivers a SIDEWALK SLAM! Now he walks over and makes the tag to Submarine, and I don't like this one bit! I've recieved word from Rudy Seitzer that Alexandr Karelin is chasing after Hornet in the back and trying to get him to come back to the match! BENSON: Why doesn't that Commie mind his own business? BUCKLEY: You're evil, Sammy! Battleship whips GUNS off the ropes and Submarine hits the SUPER TORPEDO! We'll be back! (GUNS/Hornet vs. Armed Forces continues) BUCKLEY: We're back, and Hornet is still not back at the ring area, despite the urging of Alexandr Karelin! Rudy tells me through my headset that Karelin is showing Hornet the replay of what happened on a monitor in the back! BENSON: Well, it'll be too little too late, Buckley! Battleship hasn't left the ring yet! He's setting GUNS up and Submarine is on the top rope! BUCKLEY: Here it comes...SPIKE BATTLE PLEX! This one is over, Sammy! The cover by Submarine! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Hornet hit the ring and made the save just in time, and Karelin is down at ringside with him! BENSON: Just postponing the inevitable, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Submarine tags Battleship in once again, and the big man is climbing to the top rope! We're gonna see the Atomic Bomb! Here we go! NO! GUNS got his knees up! He got his knees up! He knocked the wind out of Battleship! Both men are crawling to their corners! Who will make it first? BENSON: Battleship's got the reach advantage, and he tags in Submarine! Stop him, Sub! BUCKLEY: GUNS dives and YES! He made the tag to Hornet! Submarine stops in his tracks! He's begging for mercy, but Hornet isn't giving! Hornet nails Sub with a kick to the gut and now he whips him off the ropes...LARIAT! Now Hornet whips Submarine into the neutral corner...here we go! HORNET SPLASH! He nailed it! He pulls Submarine into the center of the ring and he's got it hooked! SCORPION DEATHLOCK! BENSON: Break it up, Battleship! BUCKLEY: Battleship runs into the ring, but GUNS meets him halfway and rocks him with a clothesline! Now GUNS scoops him up and YES! He slammed Battleship to the canvas! Now he hooks in his own SCORPION DEATHLOCK! BENSON: This can't be happening! BUCKLEY: Both members of the Armed Forces are caught in the Scorpion and it's only a matter of time now! TTL and Ray S are on the apron distracting Worthington, but Karelin runs around the ring and pulls them down! DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER BY KARELIN! BENSON: Here comes Cyborgus, Buckley! He just bashed Karelin over the head with that metal arm! BUCKLEY: That prompts GUNS to release the Scorpion and he jumps to the outside on Cyborgus! He's really taking it to him! Wait a second! Out of the crowd comes Jim Williams with the branding iron! He's hit the ring and nails Hornet in the back with it! That'll be a DQ! BENSON: I don't think Williams cares, Buckley! He's just beating on Hornet like there's no tomorrow! BUCKLEY: GUNS just delivered the Bionic Kneelift to Cyborgus! Now GUNS hits the ring and he's jumped on immediately by Battleship! GUNS delivers the Bionic Kneelift to the big man! Submarine goes over, and he gets a Bionic Kneelift for his efforts as well! Now GUNS goes after Williams, but Williams gets out of dodge and heads back to the locker room! BENSON: The damage has already been done, Buckley! Hornet took a beating at the hands of Williams when GUNS should have been watching his back! BUCKLEY: Karelin climbs into the ring too and they help Hornet back to his feet, but he shoves them away! He is not a happy man and wants to walk out on his own power! Well, fans, that will wrap it up here in Memphis! For Sammy Benson and Rudy Seitzer, this is Bill Buckley saying goodnight, and we'll see you at WINTER'S WARRIORS VII: THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE!!