CSWA SHOWTIME in Chapel Hill March 3, 1996 ----------------------------- (Camera fades throughout the Dean E. Smith center as fans cheer loudly and a fireworks display explodes in the air.... the camera finally pans down to ringside, where Bill Buckley and Sammy Benson stand....) ============================================================ BB: Fans, HELLO and WELCOME to CSWA SHOWTIME, coming to you tonight LIVE from Chapel Hill, North Carolina! We've got SIX HUGE MATCHES tonight, and it's all capped off by a BIG DOUBLE MAIN-EVENT! SB: Yep, and America's favorite steriod abuser's going to wrestle TWICE tonight! He's making a BIG MISTAKE! BB: That's right, the EN World Champion, GUNS, will be in action TWICE TONIGHT, first, in a SIX-MAN TAG MATCH where he teams up with the PRESIDIENTIAL Champion, "Ironman" ALEXANDR KARELIN and "Arrogance" JOEY MELTON facing off against the CORPORATE TRIO of "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS, PEYTON WRIGHT, and the mighty CYBORGUS! SB: Tonight, it's gonna be the night for the CORPORATION! Melton and GUNS don't get along, we all know that for a fact! Melton and Karelin don't exactly get along so well, either...if you remember, Karelin laid Melton out two months back on SPT! The Corporation team doesn't have any ego problems, that's for sure! BB: You could have a point. Whether the collective egos of GUNS, Karelin and Melton can work together, that remains to be seen! GUNS will also be in action DEFENDING the EN World Championship against the man he walked out against.......... STEEL VIPER! Viper's been undefeated in his return, and tonight, he could make a HUGE leap to the top of the CSWA! SB: He's gonna make it, Buckley. He PINNED GUNS at SPT, who cares about GUNS having a foot on the ropes....that's nothing but an EXCUSE! If Worthington didn't see it, it shouldn't have been reversed....BOTTOM LINE! BB: In tag-team action, the EN World Tag Team Championship is on the line as the <> CUTTERS defend against the CSWA US Champions, the ARMED FORCES, in a BIG REMATCH! If you harken back a few weeks, the Armed Forces THOUGHT they had the titles won before Maxwell Diamond interjected himself and got the <> Cutters DQ'ed! SB: This is gonna be a GREAT match, Buckley! Two of my FAVORITE teams facing off against each other....the <> Exchange or the Corporation, I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PICK! BB: I figured you'd have a hard time figuring your loyalties on this one.....the WILD ASIAN will DEFEND the GREENSBORO Championship tonight against the FORMER Presidential Champion, "The Legacy" MIKE FLAIR....we're gonna open with that, and Sammy, it's sure to be another great match! SB: Well, Flair lost to Karelin back at SPT to lose his title....he's got his chance to rebound tonight, but the Wild Asian's been on a roll...I've got to give him credit for that. BB: Now, "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS and "Billionaire" VINCE BAILEY will also square off, in a SERVANT for a DAY MATCH! The name tells you it all....the loser is the WINNER'S SERVANT for a day.....and knowing Vince Bailey, he's hoping he doesn't come out with the short end of the stick! SB: Oh, don't worry....even if Bailey loses, which isn't gonna happen....he can buy someone to pick up the contract for him! That's the great thing about being rich! BB: And finally, we've got a GRUDGE Tag-Team Match, as the IC Champion, the ELIMINATOR, gets into the ring with a MYSTERY PARTNER....to face off against DOCTOR SILVER and HELL'S CARETAKER! SB: Well, it's about time that the Eliminator found a friend that doesn't have big hooters and curse up a blue streak, if you know what I'm saying.....but, he's going into the ring with two loonies....they're gonna take it! BB: Now, it's time to head down to ringside to get this show underway.....WAIT A SECOND....(Steven Flair walks up to the broadcast booth....) STEVEN FLAIR, you aren't supposed to be here tonight! Your suspension isn't up quite yet! STEVEN FLAIR: Buckley, just sit there and hold the mic...... I've got a ticket, I can do whatever I damn well please! Now, I'm looking at this place....and I'll tell you, it's gone STRAIGHT to HELL since I've left....I mean, the UNIFIED World Championship means nothing....we've got an OBVIOUS steriod-abuser with the EN World Championship....but of course, that's overlooked....because he's Hornet's little buddy....and then there's Ray S. Cornette, with his CORPORATION! That kinda makes me laugh, Buckley....that he can pass off two OVERGROWN FREAKS, a guy that thinks he's SATAN, and Peyton Wright as what me and Joey Melton made! Now, me and Joey don't quite see eye-to-eye anymore, you could say.....but the fact still remains that WE WERE THE CORPORATION.....it just makes me sick to see what's passing for me these days. And in a couple of weeks, two to be precise, Buckley, I'm coming back....and just as I did before, I'm going for the UNIFIED World Championship, should I win the ULTRATITLE or NOT....it's gonna be MINE again, no matter WHO I've got to beat for it! GUNS, Randalls, Hornet, Karelin, Eliminator, Michaels, Adler....IT DOESN'T MATTER! That belt SHOULD STILL BE MINE TODAY, and I'm coming back for it REAL SOON! And when I come back, I'm gonna SAVE this HELLHOLE....because, afterall.....that's why I'm the "SUPERSTAR".....(Laughs, as Ray S. Cornette walks up to the podium with a big medicine bag....) What do you want? Did Mamma Cornette kick you out of her house again? RAY S. CORNETTE: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, that's MY HOUSE! Now, don't you question why I still live with Mamma Cornette, that's for me to know, and not for you! Now, I'm here to make you a proposition....I think I made a mistake passing judgement on you so quickly.....you beat Melton in the ULTRATITLE, and that's what I expected out of you from DAY ONE! Now, in this bag, there's just a LITTLE MONEY (Laughs)....you could say....and if you take the money, you're back in the CORPORATION, and that little incident back in January....well, it'll just be forgotten! You've got until WINTER'S WARRIORS....Flair, make your decision, because I'm a BUSY MAN, and I don't have time to dilly-dally waiting for you to make up your mind! (Turns to leave, and Flair stands with the bag, stunned....and finally turns to walk back to the lockers....) ============================================================ BB: WOW! Now, there's an interesting turn of events! I've gotta wonder if Flair'll take the money! SB: He's got to be INSANE if he doesn't! That bag is huge! I'll tell you one thing, if he doesn't take it....I WILL! Ray S....WHERE ARE YOU? BB: Sit down, Sammy....it's time to get this show on the ROAD, and we're going to open up with a GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSE....let's take it down to ringside! ============================================================ GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH WILD ASIAN vs. "The Legacy" MIKE FLAIR ============================================================ BB: Wild Asian getting ready in the corner, AND FLAIR CHARGES FROM BEHIND WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK! The Wild Asian slumps in the corner, and Mike Flair spins him around, OH MY, WHAT A CHOP! Finally, there's the bell....Flair didn't even wait for it! SB: That's why Flair's such a success....he's BRILLIANT! Attack the dummy while he's working on his kneepads! BB: Flair grabs the Wild Asian, and SNAPMARES him out of the corner! Flair locking in a reverse chinlock, but LOOK AT THAT! The Wild Asian VAULTS TO HIS FEET! Wild Asian, JAPANESE ARM-DRAG, I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Mike Flair getting back to his feet, BIG DROPKICK! Flair staggering back up again....HERE COMES A FRANK-N-PARSONS....YES! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! FLAIR GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SB: What a FLURRY! I haven't seen anyone move that fast since you ate in that Denny's in Tijuana! BB: Um, Sammy....that's enough! Mike Flair staggering again, and he's through the ropes to the floor! We'll be back! BB: Flair still dazed, the Wild Asian grabs the ropes, SUMMERSAULT PLANCHA....INCREDIBLE MOVE! Flair slams into the ring-railings, and he's hurt! The Asian setting up a chair....oh, no....HE ISN'T! SB: The Wild Asian HAS to be nuts! That's the one thing that would explain WHY he'd go for this! BB: Wild Asian with a running start....LEAPS OFF THE CHAIR WITH A FLIP....AND FLAIR MOVES! The Wild Asian crashes down HEAD-FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE! Sammy, he's hurt! Flair rolls the Asian into the ring, and quickly follows in, a cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT RIGHT THERE! SB: How could he fall on his head and be hurt? I don't get it.... BB: Flair lifts up the Wild Asian, and DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Mike Flair hoping to slow down the pace of this match, and he's hooking in an armbar! Worthington asking the Asian if he'll give it up, there's no way! Wild Asian flips up to his feet and sends Flair down....BUT FLAIR HOLDS ONTO THE ARMBAR, into a short-arm scissors! SB: Flair is a MASTER mat technician, and the Wild Asian is learning it first-hand tonight! BB: He sure is! The Asian reaches for the ropes, and he's got them...Mike Flair has to break the hold! Flair not wasting any time, he backs the Wild Asian into the corner, STIFF RIGHT HAND! NOW, FLAIR ROCKS THE ASIAN WITH A SERIES OF CHOPS, and SLAMS him to the canvas! Flair off the ropes, KNEEDROP....NO! THE ASIAN MOVES! SB: Flair took too long! By the time he was leaping, the Wild Asian was half-way back to his feet! BB: The Wild Asian grabs Flair as he heads back to his feet, BIG OPEN-HANDED CHOPS, and Flair goes down like a ton of bricks! Wild Asian sends Flair off the ropes, KICK TO THE MIDSECTION.....off the ropes....MOONSAULT DDT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! Flair's out! Flair's out! Asian with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! SB: He got the foot on the ropes! So much for being out..... why don't you get some damn glasses! BB: Watch it, little man! The Wild Asian going up top, and he's waiting for Flair to get back to his feet! Flair on rubber leg street, though....I don't know how long he's gonna stay up! Wild Asian....SHOOTING STAR PRESS....YES! FLAIR ROLLS THROUGH! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! SO CLOSE! Sammy, I think he had a hold of the tights there! SB: Oh, give me a break.....when Hornet pulls someone's tights, you don't point it out like that! BB: Sammy, Hornet doesn't pull the tights.... SB: Oh, sure....he's just better at hiding it! BB: (Sighs) The Wild Asian back to his feet with a CLOTHESLINE....NO! Flair ducks under, and HE CLIPPED OUT THE KNEE! That might turn it around for Mike Flair, as the Wild Asian is DOWN on the canvas, holding his knee! Flair back to his feet, he stretches out the knee....AND DROPS DOWN A KNEE....FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER! SB: I love it! Flair's gonna systematically destroy the Wild Asian! BB: Flair with a cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Flair pulls the Wild Asian to his feet....HERE COMES A KNEEBREAKER....YES! The Asian crumbles down to the canvas, and I don't know if he can come back from this! Flair SNAPS the left leg of the Greensboro Champion back....AND AGAIN! Flair "Whooooo's" for the crowd before sinching in a SPINNING-TOEHOLD! SB: That might be it! C'mon, give it up......you know you wanna! BB: Sammy, you're not gonna make him give up.....the Wild Asian down on the canvas....Worthington asking him to give it up, and he won't! The Asian's reaching.....reaching...... HE'S GOT THE ROPES! Mike Flair HAS to break the hold, and HE CATAPULTS THE WILD ASIAN DOWN TO THE CANVAS, USING THE ROPES! That could be it! Flair hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! SO CLOSE, AGAIN! We'll be back here on U-62! BB: We're back, and Mike Flair has turned this match completely around against the Wild Asian! We could be just MINUTES away from seeing a NEW Greensboro Champion crowned! Flair sets up the Asian, SNAP SUPLEX, NICELY DONE! Flair not going for the cover, instead, he's putting the boots to the Asian....that's a mistake! SB: Now, tell me....how is that a mistake? He's beating the life out of the man....WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO? BB: Get off your soap-box....Flair lifts the Wild Asian to his feet, WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER....CHARGES IN, NO! WILD ASIAN WITH AN ELBOW! Flair's staggered....Wild Asian going up top....OH MY GOD! REVERSE FRANK-N-PARSONS OFF THE TOP! He'd get the win....but the Asian might have HURT himself on that one....he can't get over to make the cover! SB: Flair's out like a light! This match should be over! BB: The Wild Asian holding the left knee again, and it seems that manuever didn't help him very much! Finally, the Asian uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, and drops down on the Wild Asian, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Worthington says he got the shoulder up! A whole lot of near-falls in this one....WHAT A WAY TO OPEN UP SHOWTIME THIS WEEK! SB: It's sure as hell better than going through three hours of jobber-rama to get to the REAL ACTION....Showtime is ALL REAL ACTION! BB: I've got to agree with you, for once, Sammy. The Wild Asian SLAMS Mike Flair down to the canvas, and he's going up to the top rope....with his injured knee, I don't know how bright of a move this is...OH MY! THE KNEE GAVE UP, and the Wild Asian tumbles down to the canvas! I think that might have been it....he could have torn an ACL! SB: What in the world is an ACL? Just say he tore his damn knee.... BB: Whatever. Mike Flair getting back to his feet, and he's got a golden oppertunity here, because the Wild Asian is SCREAMING out in pain from his injured knee....Flair grabs ahold of him and drags him into the center of the ring, he's gonna go for the FIGURE-FOUR....HE'S GOT IT SINCHED! SB: It's over....it's really, really, over! BB: Why do you keep saying that? SB: Because I've go the Will to Win....not to mention, superior resources....I scapped a couple of hundred from Bailey! BB: Whoa boy. Worthington asking the Greensboro Champion if he wants to give it up....honestly, I don't know if he's still concious....THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! The Wild Asian JUST gets his shoulders off the canvas, ONLY TO FADE DOWN AGAIN, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! SB: If Flair can keep this hold locked in, he's BOUND to get a three count! BB: Flair reaching back to grab the ropes, hoping to get extra leverage....AND WORTHINGTON SEES IT! He's forcing Flair to break the ropes! SB: Hey, he can't do that! Refs aren't supposed to shove a wrestler! Why, I'd oughtta.... BB: You'd oughtta sit down....you're on thin ice as is. After your outburst at BOB XIII....National Geographic wanted you fired....why I keep saving you, I have no idea! SB: It's because of my witty retorts.....and afterall, there's no show without a Sammy! BB: Fine, then we'll hire Sammy Flair to replace you.... SB: DOH! BB: Mike Flair going back to work on the Wild Asian, he has him in the corner, PUNISHING him with MORE CHOPS! I mean, get a look at the Wild Asian's chest, it's beet-red! Flair WHIPS the Asian out of the corner....REVERSED! The Asian charges in....FLAIR LEAPFROGS OVER! Flair turns around, WHOA MY! SPIN KICK! The Asian WHIPS Flair into the opposite corner....HAND-SPRING ELBOW....IT CONNECTS! Flair plops down to the canvas! SB: NOT AGAIN! Damnit....why doesn't ANYTHING go my way? BB: The Wild Asian going up to the top....A MOONSAULT....... BB: IT CONNECTS! The Wild Asian with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! IT'S OVER, and the GREENSBORO Champion DEFENDS ONCE AGAIN in a HUGE VICTORY! SB: Yeah, whatever..... BB: Stop sulking, Sammy, it ain't gonna change anything! Again, WHAT a victory for the Wild Asian, and WHAT a WAY to start off SHOWTIME, live from Chapel Hill! Coming up next, we've got some TAG-TEAM ACTION, in a GRUDGE MATCH, as the ELIMINATOR has found a MYSTERY PARTNER to help him deal with his nemisises....DR. SILVER and HELL'S CARETAKER! SB: I can't wait! I've gotten a promise from Dr. Silver that he'd bitch-slap Poison Ivy for me! And, you know what his promises are worth.... BB: You said it yourself.....let's keep the matches rolling, and take it on back down to ringside! ============================================================ GRUDGE TAG-TEAM MATCH ELIMINATOR/MYSTERY PARTNER vs. DR. SILVER/HELL'S CARETAKER ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go here, and now, who's gonna start off for each side? It looks like the Eliminator....and he'll face off against Dr. Silver! We've got a lock-up, and Dr. Silver with a hip-toss, takes Eli down to the canvas! Eli getting back to his feet, brushes himself off.... SB: People always forget that Dr. Silver is a VERY skilled wrestler....maybe the most bitter man on Earth, but still, a skilled wrestler! BB: Eli and Silver lock up again, another HIP-TOSS, NO! Eli BLOCKS, STIFF RIGHT HAND! Another ROCKS Dr. Silver and ELI SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Eli sends Silver off the ropes, and CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS POWERSLAM! ONE, TWO, NO! Silver out, and he scoots into the corner! SB: He's talking with Hell's Caretaker....now, what useful advice could he possibly have? BB: It wouldn't surprise me if they were plotting something. Eli isn't gonna give Silver that chance, he turns him around, AND SILVER RAKES THE EYES! Silver spins Eli around into his corner, and this draws the Mystery Man into the ring! Worthington trying to get him back, and Silver and the Caretaker TAKE ADVANTAGE....HELL'S CARETAKER CHOKING ELI OUT WITH THE TAG-ROPE! SB: And look at that whore, Poison Ivy! All of that screaming isn't gonna do her nothing! Hell, I think she just cursed Worthington....not like that's something new. BB: Sammy, ENOUGH. Poison Ivy has a singapore cane with her, appears, I wonder what that's all about! Finally, Worthington catches sight of the double-teaming, and breaks it up! Silver with the tag, and here comes Hell's Caretaker! THRUSTS to the THROAT, and Eli finds himself down on the canvas! Caretaker off the ropes, DROPS AN ELBOW, and ELI'S OUT OF THE WAY! He rolls to his corner, and TAGS IN THE MASKED MAN! SB: Whoever it is, he must be embarassed to be teaming with the Eliminator....that would explain the mask! BB: The Masked Man in the ring, and Hell's Caretaker meets him with a QUICK knee to the gut! Hell's Caretaker with a GUTWRENCH....NO, SOMEHOW HE TURNS THAT INTO A BACKBREAKER! Nicely done, I must add! Hell's Caretaker not going for a cover, though....he's locking in a chokehold in on this masked man! SB: (Laughing) Look at Worthington....he's actually gonna try to stop this? Good luck! BB: Worthington not successful in breaking the choke, and all he gets is a cold stare from Hell's Caretaker! That backed him up, that's for sure....Hell's Caretaker bringing the masked man to his feet, and SHOVES him into the corner! Caretaker charges in, and the MASKED MAN PUTS UP THE BOOT, CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER, BULLDOG! Hell's Caretaker back to his feet, BIG LEAPING CLOTHESLINE, and he's OVER THE TOP, DOWN TO THE FLOOR! WOW! SB: Well, whoever this guy is, he's obviously been in the ring before! BB: The Masked Man grabs ahold of the Caretaker, and pulls him back up onto the apron....SUPLEX INTO THE RING, YES! A cover, ONE, TWO, NO! Silver into the ring, and he breaks it up with a stomp to the head! Eli does the smart thing, he doesn't charge into the ring, and Worthington's sending Silver back to his corner! The Masked Man rolling....AND HE MAKES THE TAG TO ELI! SB: BUT, WORTHINGTON DIDN'T SEE IT! He's forcing the Eliminator back into the corner! Man, is Silver BRILLIANT! BB: You're right....Eli being forced back into the corner, and he doesn't understand why....meanwhile, Silver in the ring, and HE KNEES THE MYSTERY MAN IN THE BACK! Hell's Caretaker making it back to his feet, he grabs the Masked Man by the throat.....HERE COMES A CHOKESLAM.....YES! That might be it! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! The Masked Man gets his foot on the ropes! SB: Sure he did, Buckley.....Ivy put it there! BB: She did not! And even if she did, I don't blame her! Hell's Caretaker brings this Masked Man back to his feet, holds him open, and tags in Dr. Silver! Silver with a knee to the midsection, now, he sends the Masked Man off the ropes, 360 BACKBREAKER....NO! THE MASKED MAN GETS OVER THE SHOULDER, AND HITS A FLYING BODYPRESS! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Silver back up, CLOTHESLINE, DUCKED, AND HE TAGS IN ELI! SB: OH NO.....here we go AGAIN! BB: Eli CHARGES DOCTOR SILVER, and FLIPS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Eli scoops of Silver....MILLITARY PRESS, AND A SLAM! Silver back in the corner, and he's begging for mercy! I don't think Eli's gonna fall for that one! SB: Guess again....he walked right into it! What a moron! BB: Eli went into the corner, and Silver nailed him with a CROTCH SHOT! I don't believe it! The Eliminator doubled over, and Dr. Silver grabs ahold of him....REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Sammy, that might be it! Silver goes for a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! THE ELIMINATOR GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! SB: It's all a big conspiracy! Eli didn't kick out.....and I think I know who's to blame! BB: And who would that be? SB: The martians.... BB: I'm not gonna even dignify that with a response! SB: You just did, lame-brain. BB: I give up....Dr. Silver putting Eli up top, he's following him up....we're gonna see a SUPERPLEX....NO! ELI WON'T GO! Eli with a BIG RIGHT HAND, and ANOTHER! DR. SILVER TEETERING....AND ELI SHOVES HIM OFF! Eli waiting for Silver to make it back to his feet.....AND HE CONNECTS WITH A FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK....WHOA MY! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE, NO! ANOTHER CLOSE CALL! SB: Well, it takes more than some flying shoulderblock to pin Dr. Silver! I mean, he won the ULTRATITLE last year, and he could do it again THIS YEAR! BB: Maybe....but right now, the Eliminator's setting up for the POWERBOMB....HERE IT COMES, NO! HELL'S CARETAKER IN THE RING, and he KNEES ELI in the back! Both Silver and Eli down on the canvas....and the MASKED MAN IN THE RING, HE CLOTHESLINES THE CARETAKER OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! SB: All hell's breaking loose! And I think Eli's hurt! BB: He might be! Worthington checking on the brawl between Hell's Caretaker and the Masked Man on the outside....and he's lost sight of DR. SILVER....who's pulling off the TOP TURNBUCKLE! Silver turns around....BIG RIGHT HAND BY ELI! Eli WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER....AND CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESINE! Now, he's pointing to the opposite corner, and Silver's treachery might do him in right here! SB: Don't be too sure! I think Eli's falling right into this one! BB: ELI WHIPS SILVER INTO THE CORNER....REVERSED, AND ELI CRACKS INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! SILVER WITH A SCHOOL-BOY, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! BB: I don't believe what we've just witnessed! DR. SILVER and HELL'S CARETAKER get the win with the help of an EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! Eli still down on the canvas, and wait a second....the masked man has the SINGAPORE CANE, HE JUST BUSTED IT OVER THE HEAD OF DR. SILVER! Silver's down, and the Caretaker getting back into the ring.....POISON IVY GRABS AHOLD OF HIS LEG! SB: She's gonna get hers! BB: Hell's Caretaker turns around Poison Ivy, and SLAPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! I don't believe it! Poison Ivy down, and she might be out! Eli back to his feet, and he's ENRAGED! HE'S GOT THE CANE, AND HE JUST SLAMMED IT INTO THE HEAD OF THE CARETAKER, who carries into the POST! Eli grabs Silver....AND POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! All hell's breaking loose here.....officials running down to ringside, and I think Poison Ivy might be hurt! SB: THAT'S GREAT! Dr. Silver promised me it would happen, and LOOK! I told you he's a man of his word! BB: This is just disgusting....the officials have managed to get all four men separated, and they're checking on Poison Ivy, who was knocked UNCONCIOUS by Hell's Caretaker....while all of this is sorted out, let's head backstage to Rudy Seitzer....who is in the lockeroom of the CORPORATION! What an unlucky assignment..... ============================================================ RS: Thanks, Bill, and I have to agree with you. Ray S. Cornette, now, the TRIO that you've assembled for tonight's MAIN EVENT...it's, should I say....a bit strange. RsC: You could say that, Seitzer, but then again, your daddy's a bit strange....you should see some of those bars he hangs out in! (Laughs) Enough about him, though....let's talk about the team I've ASSEMBLED TONIGHT to DESTROY GUNS, KARELIN....and Melton, well, I'll talk about him a little later! First, we've got PEYTON WRIGHT, one of the most talented wrestlers in the sport today....a FUTURE SUPERSTAR! PW: That's right! Tonight, I'm gonna prove my worth to everyone....once and for all! Melton, you want to leave me behind? Well, tonight, at SHOWTIME, this is the first time we're gonna meet in the ring since then....and I'm gonna make you rue the day you fell for Ray S's trap! RsC: Maybe, Peyton....maybe. There's still some business to attend to! And then, we've got the man that BROKE HORNET'S BACK AGAIN.....I'm talking about the MAN of STEEL, CYBORGUS! Karelin, you think you're tough? Well, wait until you get into the ring and face off with THIS MONSTER! CBG: (Laughs insanely...) KARELIN....we've faced in the ring before....and you've never.....NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DEFEAT ME! TONIGHT.....LIKE HORNET.....IS WHERE YOUR CAREER COMES TO A CLOSE! I'm gonna take my METAL ARM....AND BASH AND BASH AND BASH YOU UNTIL I CRACK YOUR FREAKIN' SKULL INTO TWO! (Laughs)....but the fun, it isn't going to stop there, no... ...because, then, I'll drag your stinkin' CARCASS out unto the concrete...AND SMASH YOU AND SMASH YOU WITH MY METAL ARM UNTIL YOUR HEAD IS A BLOODY PULP....AND UNTIL YOUR BRAIN GUTS SPLATTER ALL OVER THE KIDDIES AT RINGSIDE!!! (Laughs insanely....and whispers...) It's....over..... RS: Well, isn't that just a pretty statement! And, of course, I've saved the best for last, because GUNS, it doesn't matter how many times you shoot up before THIS match, because you're stepping into the ring with the DEVIL HIMSELF.....you want to pick up Hornet's fights....well, after tonight....you're gonna wish you were a whole lot less nosey! JW: The time is upon us......the battlefields have been drawn....and GUNS....you have tossed yourself into the fires of creation....you too....have the MARK....(Laughs insanely) ....THAT ADORNS MY HEAD! You too....are destined for the abyss....you too are destined for the Armeggedon....the conflagration....THE APOCOLYPSE! And there is no turning back....ask Hornet....he stood up in my face....he thought he had me defeated....until....HE REALIZED HE WAS FACING HIS WORST NIGHTMARE....THE BEAST....THAT KNOWS AND SEES ALL! JW: To some....the REALIZATION DOES NOT COME RIGHT AWAY! GUNS....you are one....right now, this is nothing but a trifle conflict to you....little do you know, that like Hornet....your life will become a tatters.....you will lose your mind to the visions that I CONTROL....(Laughs insanely) ....and these visions....are not something I make up........ but a mere figment of what YOU'VE DONE! DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT YOU....YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN FATES? If there was no evil in man.....there would be no need for me.....but I will cleanse the world of evil....and I will start tonight, GUNS....when your career.....your sanity.....and maybe even your life.....come to a quick and truamatic close! (Laughs insanely....) RsC: Now, tell me, HOW CAN YOU STOP THIS? The answer is simple....YOU CAN'T! GUNS, I know you've got other things on your mind, like the ULTRATITLE and your DEFENSE against STEEL VIPER later on tonight.....well, you better be ready for Williams, Cyborgus, and Wright....or you ain't gonna MAKE IT TO EITHER! RS: Well, there you have it.....back to you, Bill and Sammy! ============================================================ BB: Sammy, was I the only one that felt Cornette had something to hide? Every time someone brought up Joey Melton, he seemed to get defensive! SB: You know, he gave Flair a medicine bag full of money earlier on.....he wanted Flair back in the CORPORATION...... could the same thing be true for Melton? If so, Ray S. has pulled off ANOTHER COUP! BB: I can't see it....the way Flair and Ray S. Cornette parted ways was MUCH different than the way Melton and Cornette parted.....I just can't see it. And GUNS, Cornette does bring up a good point. If he isn't focused for this match, he's going to be in a whole WORLD of trouble. SB: Now, you're seeing it my way! BB: No, I'm not. You want to see him maimed....I just wonder if his head is in the right place! What went down at SPT against Steel Viper, that just wasn't like the GUNS we've seen as of late.....it was as if he was reverting..... SB: Maybe all of this stress caused by Hornet's constant pressure and all of these incidents is getting to him! You know, GUNS is a time-bomb, waiting to explode....MAYBE WE'LL SEE IT TONIGHT! I'd love it, that's for sure.... BB: I'm sure you would. GUNS, Karelin, and Melton, they'd better be ready, though....and it's not necessarily because of Peyton Wright. He is a great wrestler, no doubt....BUT, you saw the number Williams, and ESPECIALLY CYBORGUS did on the THREE-TIME Former UNIFIED World Champion, HORNET! They put him out of action and caused him to be STRIPPED of the title, as we all know..... SB: And that was the greatest day of my life....well, the second....when Teri flashed me....that took the cake! BB: If any of the threesome aren't focused, they could find themselves out of action. Enough about that, it's time for us to head down to ringside, for an interesting match, as "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS faces off against "Billionaire" VINCE BAILEY....and if one of them is PINNED....they will be the winner's SERVANT for a DAY! SB: Oh, I'm almost SURE Bailey's got something up his sleeve....but, then again, like I said, I'm sure he could buy someone to step in for him! BB: It doesn't work that way, Sammy. If Bailey is pinned or submits, he's Randalls' slave for a day, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Like I said, this one's gonna be interesting, especially since they face off in the REGIONAL QUARTERFINALS of the ULTRATITLE out in PHOENIX, the SOUTHWEST REGION! SB: That makes this match sort of a feeling-out stage! Everyone knows the BIG prize is up for grabs at the ULTRATITLE! BB: Yes, they do.....fans, we've got to take a break for our sponsors....when we return, we'll have that match, AND MORE....here at CSWA SHOWTIME! ============================================================ SERVANT for a DAY MATCH "Devastating" MIKE RANDALLS vs. "Billionaire" VINCE BAILEY ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go, there's the bell....and Bailey and Randalls lock up! Bailey with a quick go-behind, and he manages to take Randalls down to the canvas! Bailey wrestling a scientific match early on here tonight! SB: Well, without a doubt, Vince Bailey is a GREAT technical wrestler! And, with Maxwell Diamond on the outside, he might be unstoppable! BB: Bailey bringing Randalls up to a vertical base with a side-headlock, NO! RANDALLS REVERSES WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Bailey getting back to his feet....RANDALLS WITH A LARIET! A quick cover, ONE, TWO, NO! Bailey out! Randalls takes control, and SLAMS Bailey into the corner with AUTHORITY! Randalls charging in FULL-STEAM, and he gets a BOOT TO THE FACE! SB: Like I said before, I've GOTTA go with Bailey! He's got the brains to counteract Randalls, who is just TOO agressive! BB: It's amazing how great of an analyst you become when two of your favorites are in a match.... SB: Do you have a problem with that, Mr. "I love Hornet"? BB: (Laughs) Bailey turns Randalls around, and hits him with a series of STIFF FOREARMS! Bailey scoops up Randalls, INVERTED ATOMIC DROP, THAT'S GOTTA HURT! Bailey sets up Randalls, STANDING DROPKICK, NICELY DONE! Bailey with the cover, ONE, TWO, Randalls out with ease! Bailey pulls Randalls to his feet, VERTICAL SUPLEX....holding Randalls up, and now he DROPS him down to the canvas! Diamond watching on at ringside, and he's got to be pleased thus far! SB: Of course he is! Bailey's winning! BB: Bailey heading to the second rope, FISTDROP on RANDALLS, and RANDALLS PUTS UP THE BOOT! Randalls back to his feet like LIGHTNING, and he's NAILING Bailey with STIFF RIGHT HANDS to the head! Randalls sends Bailey off the ropes, BIG BACK-BODYDROP! Randalls with a CLOTHESLINE, Bailey's over the top rope, and down to the floor....that's JUST where Randalls wants this match to be, on the OUTSIDE! SB: Bailey can't keep up with Randalls out here....he's gotta get back in the ring! BB: Randalls grabs Bailey, and WHIPS him into the STEEL RING-STEPS WITH AUTHORITY! Bailey turns around, and Randalls WHACKS HIM WITH A CHAIR! Bailey plops down to the canvas, and Ben Worthington letting this all go since it's on the outside! Randalls rolls Bailey into the ring, and covers, ONE, TWO, BAILEY WITH THE FOOT ON THE ROPES! SB: Randalls made a mistake going for the cover! He should have punished Bailey some more! BB: Randalls doing just that now, and he's choking Bailey over the second rope! Randalls off the ropes, and DROPS DOWN ON THE BACK OF BAILEY, Randalls is turning this match around! He pulls Bailey to his feet, BIG BACK SUPLEX! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! BAILEY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SB: You notice how many near-falls we get with Worthington? The man really has a problem counting to three! BB: Randalls arguing as well, he thinks he had the match won there! He picks up Bailey, BACKBREAKER! It seems that Randalls is trying to wear down Vince Bailey for the DEVASTATOR! He's dragging Bailey into the center of the ring, here comes a PILEDRIVER....IT CONNECTS! YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT IT! Randalls hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, THREE.... NO! BAILEY OUT THE BACK-DOOR....AGAIN! SB: I can't believe that Bailey's holding on! He's showing me a whole lot! BB: Randalls is BESIDES himself as he again pulls Bailey to his feet....he sends Bailey into the corner, CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE, and BAILEY GETS OUT OF THE WAY! BAILEY WITH A SMALL PACKAGE, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! NO! RANDALLS JUST OUT! Another close call, we'll be back! BB: Mike Randalls just IRATE and he NAILS Bailey with a HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Randalls putting Bailey up top, we're gonna see a BACK SUPERPLEX HERE.....HERE IT COMES, NO! BAILEY ON TOP, ONE, TWO, THREE....RANDALLS JUST OUT! Did you see that? Maxwell Diamond TRIPPED Randalls as he went for the move, I don't believe it! SB: Hey, do what you've got to do to win a match! BB: Bailey's in control now after that interference by the leader of the <> X-Change, Maxwell Diamond! Bailey sets up Randalls, GUTWRENCH SUPLEX, that could be all! Bailey goes for a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....RANDALLS GETS THE FOOT ON THE ROPES! If Bailey had hooked the leg, he might have won the match right there! SB: That's Bailey's ONE problem....he's just a LITTLE too arrogant....and sometimes, it comes back to bite him! BB: A LITTLE TOO ARROGANT? (Sighs) Bailey sends Randalls off the ropes, and CONNECTS WITH A BIG POWERSLAM! Bailey not going for the cover, and you know what THIS MEANS! He's waiting for Mike Randalls to get back to his feet so he can hook in the BILLION DOLLAR DREAM! SB: If he can sinch this in on Randalls, the match is over, because Randalls is gonna be in DREAMLAND! BB: Randalls to his feet, Bailey sneaks up....AND HE LOCKS IN THE BILLION DOLLAR DREAM! Randalls NOWHERE near the ropes, and he's fading quickly! Bailey has NO problem bringing Randalls down to one knee, and it's only a matter of time before Randalls is out! SB: This is gonna be a BIG UPSET going into the ULTRATITLE, and look who called it! And you wonder why they call me the "Mastermind"? BB: Yes, I do....every day. Randalls fading away, and Worthington checks the arm, DROPS ONCE, DROPS TWICE, THREE TIMES....NO! SOMEHOW, Randalls gets the arm up! And the crowd here in Chapel Hill, they're actually CHEERING RANDALLS ON! I guess they're picking the lesser of two evils! SB: Oh, they'll pay for this....I'm sure Vince will make sure to buy up all of their property first thing in the morning. BB: Randalls fighting to his feet, and HE DROPS, HITTING A CHINBREAKER! He broke the BILLION DOLLAR DREAM, and he might have knocked Bailey out cold in the process! Randalls down on the canvas as well, neither man is moving! Worthington lays a count, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.....Randalls to his feet, CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, DUCKED BY BAILEY.....COMING BACK, AND THEY CLOTHESLINE EACH OTHER! SB: Well, that's it! They knocked each other out, it's gonna be a NO-CONTEST! BB: No, it isn't....BECAUSE RANDALLS LANDED ON TOP OF BAILEY! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! How in the WORLD did Vince Bailey have the prescence of mind to kick out of that one? Randalls rolls off, and both men are just exhausted! Bailey making it to his feet first, and he picks up Randalls, SLAMMING him down to the canvas! Bailey going up top! SB: If he goes up top, you can bet he's going for the KNEEDROP...if he can connect with this, Randalls is HISTORY! BB: Bailey obviously winded, as this match approaches the TWENTY MINUTE MARK, and he's having a hard time getting to the top rope.....finally, he's up there, and HERE COMES THE KNEEDROP....NO, RANDALLS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! RANDALLS TO HIS FEET, HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! Bailey struggles up, and Randalls ABSOLUTELY LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Randalls sends Bailey off the ropes, HUGE POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! BAILEY JUST OUT! SB: Well, I've gotta say that Randalls caught EVERYONE by surprise, including me! BB: You actually admit to doing something wrong? Whoa boy, the world's gonna end tomorrow. Bailey down on the canvas, and Randalls....RANDALLS GOING FOR THE DEVASTATOR, HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! I don't believe it! Bailey SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, SAMMY, I THINK HE'S GONNA GIVE IT UP! SB: He better not! BB: Randalls has it SINCHED in, I can't see Vince Bailey holding on much longer....WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES NATHAN STORM! Storm climbing to the top rope....HE DROPS A SPLASH DOWN ON RANDALLS! Worthington calling for the bell, RANDALLS IS GONNA GET THE WIN VIA DQ! Storm grabs Randalls, and DECKS HIM! And now, here comes ENDERSON AND PLANCHARD! Diamond in the ring as well! SB: They're ALL gonna take out Randalls! BB: The <> Cutters set up Randalls.....GOURDBUSTER! Randalls is out cold! He's gotten the win via DQ, but the SERVANT for a DAY clause isn't in affect that way! Bailey back to his feet, and he's got the BILLION DOLLAR DREAM LOCKED IN AGAIN! Randalls hurt already, this could cause serious damage! SB: And Randalls doesn't have a friend in the world! There's no one that's gonna come down here and save him! BB: Finally, Bailey releases the Dream, and Randalls slumps down to the canvas, unconcious....WAIT A SECOND, TWO PEOPLE ARE COMING OUT FROM THE LOCKERS....THAT'S TSUNAMI AND WILDSTAR! They hit the ring....SPIN KICK ON STORM! Tsunami and Wildstar....DOUBLE-DROPKICK ON THE <> CUTTERS! Bailey charges Tsunami, he ducks, and WILDSTAR NAILS HIM WITH A BACK-BRAIN KICK! DIAMOND'S OUTTA HERE, HE DON'T WANT A PART OF IT! SB: Do you blame him? What the hell are Tsunami and Wildstar doing saving Mike Randalls? BB: I have NO idea, Sammy. Tsunami and Wildstar trying to revive Randalls, and he's finally coming to, as the <> X-Change makes their way back to the lockers with their hands in the air....they got the message across tonight, that's for sure....Tsunami and Wildstar helping Randalls back to his feet, and look at this, Randalls wants at them, but he just falls back down to the canvas! SB: Someone's gotta get Randalls off the Jolt....this ain't doing him any good! BB: Well, now, Randalls has to regroup for ANOTHER SHOWDOWN with VINCE BAILEY this week in the ULTRATITLE! Randalls getting the DQ win tonight, but he's sure not feeling like a winner, as he's helped back by Tsunami and Wildstar....... I guess it's safe to say that they're somehow associated with Randalls now! SB: Like, duh, Buckley. It's gone back a long way since Ray S's famous FAKE Corporation to rope Joey Melton like a dope! Randalls was in on this, and he's known 'Nami and Wildstar ever since.....in fact, I learned he used them as spies on Cornette! BB: Amazing....so, you finally come up with some justification for your six-figure salary! SB: Well, you should talk! You're getting SEVEN? Now, tell me, what in the hell do you do to deserve that? BB: Sammy, as you seem to forget EVERY week, I'm your boss.... SB: Sorry, sir.... BB: That's better. Now, let's talk about WINTER'S WARRIORS VII, for a minute....that SUPER-EVENT is coming up NEXT SUNDAY! Rumors persist about a MAIN EVENT pitting "The Greatest American Hero" HORNET against "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS in a LADDER/BRANDING IRON MATCH! Whether that proves true, we'll find out in due time....but, ANOTHER MAIN EVENT has been signed, as CS Enterprises is going to don the tights! SB: This, I've gotta see! And, Buckley, why don't you tell the morons out there who they're getting into the ring with! BB: Well, Sammy, their opponents are none other than the PSYCHOTIC Former President of the AAWC, Robert Schmid, and the Senior Vice-President, or should I say, FORMER Senior VP, Mike Ventolo....who, well, is in a number of twelve-step programs at the moment! SB: It's over! The Chartmaster is finished, once and for all....and the Tard? Well, we don't even have to talk about him! I loved it when that lovable drunk, Ventolo, puked all over Merritt's charts....he had it coming! I hope Schmid and Ventolo pull out the win.....that way, maybe Merritt and Thomas will get off their high horses! I mean, they forced me to wrestle Poison Ivy! BB: Sammy, lest we forget....the "Chartmaster" and the "Tard" are your BOSSES? SB: Um, did I say that? Well, I made a mistake. I meant, Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas, the two great, upstanding, incredible individuals that give me my pay check every week! BB: After that little outburst, I wouldn't be suprised to see you NOT get one next week....tell me, what other line of employment could you ever get yourself into? SB: Male prostitution..... BB: That's it....does anyone have a barf bag? While I contemplate pulling up Benson's mic cord, let's talk about our next match, as the <> Cutters DEFEND the EN World Tag Team Championship against the CSWA US Tag Team Champions, the ARMED FORCES! Now, the US Tag Titles will NOT be on the line tonight! If you remember back to BOB XIII, I believe, these same two teams faced off, and it looked like the AF's would UNSEAT the <> Cutters as Champs, when Maxwell Diamond interfered in the match, leading to a <> Cutter DQ loss. SB: But, that ain't gonna happen this time, because now, not only do Submarine and Battleship have TTL in their corner....they've got the WHOLE CORPORATION AS WELL! Diamond's gonna have to watch what he does....or he might pay for it BIG-TIME! BB: That remains to be seen! Both teams are making their way down to ringside, and so are we.....don't change the channel, this is gonna be a GREAT ONE, fans! ============================================================ EN WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH The <> CUTTERS vs. THE ARMED FORCES ============================================================ BB: Enderson and Planchard getting ready....AND SUB AND BATTLESHIP CHARGE THEM FROM BEHIND! Submarine with a HUGE CLOTHESLINE that takes Planchard over the top, and down to the floor....AND BATTLESHIP SQUASHES ENDERSON! I guess this means Enderson and Battleship are gonna start off! Battleship WHIPS Enderson into the corner, charges.......... AVALANCE...WHOA MY! Enderson plops down to the canvas, and this one might be over....ALREADY! A cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! SB: I can't believe that Enderson even managed to get out of the way of that one! BB: Battleship pulls Ern Enderson to his feet, here comes a BIG BACK SUPLEX, and I STRESS BIG! Enderson better do SOMETHING, or this is gonna be over before it started! Battleship heading off the ropes, BIG ELBOWDROP....AND ENDERSON MOVES! Enderson quick to his feet, and he's working over Battleship with a SERIES of KNEEDROPS! He KNOWS he's got to keep Battleship on the canvas if he wants to get out of the ring intact! SB: And still, it might not even work! BB: Ern sets up Battleship, and HITS a running kneelift to the chin! Battleship staggers back and falls to the canvas! Ern to the corner, and he makes the tag! Tully Planchard going up top? He's waiting for Battleship to get to one knee....AND HE CONNECTS WITH A FLYING AX-HANDLE! Battleship back down, Planchard with a cover, ONE, TWO, POWERFUL KICKOUT BY BATTLESHIP! SB: He almost heaved Planchard out of the ring! Tully's lucking he didn't get caught coming off the top! BB: VERY lucky. Planchard has Battleship down on the canvas, and he's got him in a short-arm scissors....there really isn't a whole lot you can do against this man offensively! Planchard now with a SIDE-HEADLOCK, and he's going for a SUPLEX? No way....you've gotta be kidding me! SB: He couldn't even get Battleship off the ground! BB: Battleship with an EASY REVERSAL, and he SUPLEXES Tully Planchard down to the canvas! Battleship makes the tag, and HERE COMES SUBMARINE! Submarine sends Planchard off the ropes, POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! He's out! BB: Planchard JUST out following the Submarine POWERSLAM! Submarine PULLS Plachard to his feet, and NAILS him with a SERIES of open-hand chops, now he whips Planchard into the corner....HERE COMES A VERTICAL SPLASH....NO! PLANCHARD MOVES, SPINS SUBMARINE AROUND, AND HITS A DDT! WHAT A REVESAL by the <> CUTTER! SB: I think Submarine is out cold! If only Planchard could get over for the cover! BB: Planchard struggling, and he finally covers Submarine, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! SUB GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Planchard regaining his composure, and he gets behind Submarine, WAISTLOCK SUPLEX, nicely down! Planchard HEAVES Submarine into the corner, and Ern Enderson holds him for a SERIES of shots to the midsection! SB: This is what makes Enderson and Planchard such a great team! They have an UNCANNY ability to cut the ring in half! BB: And against a team like the ARMED FORCES, you have to do that to be successful! Planchard tags in Enderson, and Ern quickly goes to an ABDOMINAL STRETCH! Worthington asking Submarine if he wants to give it up, but that just isn't happening! Enderson grabbing the ropes for extra leverage while Ben isn't looking, and Submarine screams out in pain! SB: TTL's making a mistake by pointing this out! Now, this gives Ern MORE time to cheat! BB: Submarine trying to get out of the hold....HE DOES, WITH A HIP-TOSS! Submarine charges, and gets a KNEE TO THE CHEST! Enderson sends Submarine off the ropes, HE HITS THE SPINEBUSTER! That could be it! Enderson with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....BROKEN UP BY BATTLESHIP, and I MEAN, BROKEN UP! SB: He grabbed Enderson by whatever's left of his hair and HEAVED him off! BB: Enderson thought about charging Battleship from behind, but realized it wasn't a very good idea! Enderson makes the tag back to Planchard, and he holds up Submarine as Tully climbs to the second rope....DROPPING AN ELBOW ACROSS THE HEAD OF SUB! Planchard with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....FOOT ON THE ROPES, and I think TTL put it there! Diamond's adament about it! SB: Like I said before....SO WHAT? If the ref didn't see it, let it go....everyone's so damn whiny here! BB: You should know, being the CSWA expert on the topic. Planchard setting up Submarine....SUPLEX POSITION....HERE COMES ENDERSON....GOURDBUSTER....NO! BATTLESHIP IN THE RING, AND HE SENDS EVERYONE FLYING! SB: He just sent THREE men down! Enderson, Planchard, and his own partner! BB: Battleship being ORDERED back to the corner, and Enderson....look at this, he's rolling Planchard on top of Submarine, Worthington turns around, counts, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! SUBMARINE KICKS OUT! That little piece of treachery ALMOST paid off! Planchard collecting himself, he SLAMS Submarine down to the canvas, off the ropes with an ELBOWDROP....NO, HE MISSES! SB: He CAN'T let Submarine make the tag, or you can FORGET about it! BB: Submarine reaching....reaching.....can he, YES! HERE COMES BATTLESHIP! Enderson was gonna attack, be he's backing up now....BATTLESHIP RUNS HIM OVER! Planchard on the back of Battleship, and he SNAPMARES him down to the canvas! OH NO! Battleship INADVERTANTLY knocked over Ben Worthington when he threw down Planchard! Both <> Cutters are down, and now, Battleship is trying to revive the ref! SB: Obviously, what God gave him in size doesn't match what God gave him in the way of brains.... BB: Ern back to his feet, he taps Battleship on the shoulder, HE HIT THE DDT! BATTLESHIP is DOWN, and he's OUT! Tully Planchard and Battleship are the legal men, and the ref is OUT! Submarine still on the apron, and he's collecting himself....wait, someone's making their way down to ringside....AND THAT'S RAY S. CORNETTE! He's got his trusty tennis racket! BB: Enderson and Planchard setting up Battleship....Enderson off the ropes, and CORNETTE NAILED HIM WITH THE TENNIS RACKET, AND NOW HE NAILS DIAMOND! Cornette giving the Corporation members some help! Battleship grabs Planchard, BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! He makes the tag to Submarine, and Battleship is going up top....IT'S TIME FOR THE ATOMIC BOMB! SB: Oh, if they hit this....the match isn't over....Planchard's LIFE IS! BB: Submarine grabs Battleship....AND HE'S DOWN ON TULLY PLANCHARD, WHOA MY! Wait a second....someone else is coming down to ringside, that's one-half of CS Enterprises, CHAD MERRITT, and he's got his cell phone....I think he's gonna fire you! SB: Great, just great! BB: No, he's getting into the ring, and trying to stop the match! Ray S. Cornette can't believe it! Worthington is STILL down, and after what happened to the Eliminator at SPT, I guess Merritt is trying to make sure that doesn't repeat! Cornette is STEAMED, and he grabs the phone! Battleship brawing with Ern Enderson on the outside, they're obivlious to this all! Merritt goes to grab the phone back....HE RIPS IT AWAY, AND ACCIDENTLY CLOCKS SUBMARINE IN HIS HEAD WITH IT! Sub's down, and he's out cold! SB: Oh, this is just TOO MUCH! BB: Planchard has the prescence of mind to drape an arm, and MERRITT'S COUNTING HIM DOWN! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! THE <> CUTTERS WIN.....I THINK! SB: That damn Chartmaster....I can't believe he did that! Oh, when Mamma Cornette finds out! BB: Look at this....TTL up on the apron, and he's FURIOUS! He's calling Battleship into the ring! TTL is gonna get Battleship after Chad Merritt! Diamond and the <> Cutters want NOTHING to do with this, they're just going back to the lockers with the EN World Tag Belts, I GUESS THEY WIN! I have no idea, though......officials running down to ringside, EN MASSE....and they get between Battleship and Merritt....and that's a VERY good thing for the Co-Commishioner! SB: This is just RICH! The Armed Forces hit the ATOMIC BOMB on Planchard....he wasn't gonna kick out, and then Merritt comes down to ringside and knocks Submarine out? What's up with that? BB: Well, if Cornette wasn't such a weakling, and hadn't stuck his nose where it didn't belong, none of this would have ever happened! What a strange match! Up next, we've got the BIG SIX-MAN TAG MATCH, but first, let's go to some taped footage of what went down DURING the last match! ============================================================ (Footage shows JOEY MELTON going back to his car, he notices a note on his windshield, and he goes to crumple it up, but then, he stops and pulls it close to his face, gets his keys, opens up his trunk, and pulls out another big medicine bag, like Steven Flair got.....he hops into his car, and speeds away.....) ============================================================ BB: Sammy, I think Melton's been propositioned by Ray S. Cornette as well! That's the same EXACT bag that he gave Steven Flair! And now, Melton's left the arena, I guess to ponder all of this! SB: Either that, or he's making a run for the border! Hey, that's not a bad idea, you know. BB: I highly doubt that.....now, is Melton going to wrestle in the upcoming six-man? I don't know.....fans, we've got to take a commerical break, but when we return, we'll head back to Rudy Seitzer, in the lockeroom of GUNS and Karelin! (In GUNS' lockeroom.....GUNS, Karelin, and HORNET sit on a bench, GUNS and Karelin getting ready for the match....) ============================================================ RS: GUNS, Karelin....you just saw the footage, now, it appears that Joey Melton has LEFT Chapel Hill, and WHO KNOWS where he went! This match might be 2 on 3! GUNS: Well, I don't think it really makes a difference. (Hornet interrupts...) HORNET: Buddy, you just sit down and get ready for your match against Steel Viper....I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ONE! Cornette, I've had it up to HERE with you, and Williams, well, you're on a whole different scale! People are talking about a match at WINTER'S WARRIORS? Well, that provides you get out of here with your career intact! Now, I couldn't trust Melton as far as I could throw him, so I'm kinda happy he took the dirty money and ran.....now, me and the "Ironman", 2 on 3, we're gonna BANKRUPT the CORPORATION, once and for all! GUNS, you just sit down and get ready for your title defense....okay, man? GUNS: I can deal with that. Williams, Cyborgus, Wright, you don't know what you've gotten into, because THIS MAN here, (Points at Hornet) has been itching and scratching to get into the ring with you.....tonight he's gonna get his chance, and Williams, you might be Satan, but Hornet is possessed by a whole different beast! Good luck, man. (GUNS and Hornet shake hands.....) ============================================================ BB: Well, how about that? Melton disappears, and HORNET steps in for GUNS! Now, this changes the composure of this entire match! SB: You aren't kidding! Hornet's walking right into his end here.....Williams and Cyborgus are gonna put him right back in the hospital, and the only thing he's got on his side is that dumb Ruskie! BB: Alexandr Karelin is hardly dumb....he's a TWO-TIME PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION and a FORMER UNIFIED World Champion... if I could pick a partner, he'd be it.....fans, the CORPORATE trio is down at ringside....let's head down and get this one underway! ============================================================ ELIMINATION TAG MATCH "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS/CYBORGUS/PEYTON WRIGHT vs. "The Greatest American Hero" HORNET/ALEXANDR KARELIN ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go, and Peyton Wright is going to start off for the CORPORATION, against Karelin! Karelin and Wright lock up.....and KARELIN SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! WRIGHT BACK UP....WRIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Karelin with a BIG right hand, and Peyton Wright staggers against the ropes! SB: This isn't a good match-up.....Ray S. should have never sent Wright in to start it off! BB: Karelin sends Wright off the ropes, BIG POWERSLAM! ONE, TWO, WRIGHT OUT! Karelin pulls Wright to his feet, sends him into the corner, CHAGES, AND WRIGHT PUTS UP THE BOOT! Wright leaps up to the second rope, and now down on Karelin's back with what appears to be a SLEEPER! Actually, he's bringing that arm down....that's a CHOKE, WORTHINGTON! SB: Oh sure....only because he does it on Karelin, it's a choke! BB: I'm about a second from choking YOU, Sammy. Karelin trying to grab Wright, he has Wright by the hair, and SNAPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! CLOTHESLINE, Wright ducks, CRUCIFIX CRADLE BY WRIGHT, ONE, TWO, KARELIN OUT! Wright rushes to his corner, and tags in Williams! SB: I LOVE IT! And look at Williams, he's pointing at Hornet! BB: Hornet wants the tag, and the crowd is going wild! Karelin tags Hornet in, and Hornet and Williams are going to face off! They lock up, Williams with a rake to the eyes! Big RIGHT HAND to the face, and Hornet backed to the corner! (In GUNS' lockeroom.....GUNS, Karelin, and HORNET sit on a bench, GUNS and Karelin getting ready for the match....) ============================================================ RS: GUNS, Karelin....you just saw the footage, now, it appears that Joey Melton has LEFT Chapel Hill, and WHO KNOWS where he went! This match might be 2 on 3! GUNS: Well, I don't think it really makes a difference. (Hornet interrupts...) HORNET: Buddy, you just sit down and get ready for your match against Steel Viper....I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ONE! Cornette, I've had it up to HERE with you, and Williams, well, you're on a whole different scale! People are talking about a match at WINTER'S WARRIORS? Well, that provides you get out of here with your career intact! Now, I couldn't trust Melton as far as I could throw him, so I'm kinda happy he took the dirty money and ran.....now, me and the "Ironman", 2 on 3, we're gonna BANKRUPT the CORPORATION, once and for all! GUNS, you just sit down and get ready for your title defense....okay, man? GUNS: I can deal with that. Williams, Cyborgus, Wright, you don't know what you've gotten into, because THIS MAN here, (Points at Hornet) has been itching and scratching to get into the ring with you.....tonight he's gonna get his chance, and Williams, you might be Satan, but Hornet is possessed by a whole different beast! Good luck, man. (GUNS and Hornet shake hands.....) ============================================================ BB: Well, how about that? Melton disappears, and HORNET steps in for GUNS! Now, this changes the composure of this entire match! SB: You aren't kidding! Hornet's walking right into his end here.....Williams and Cyborgus are gonna put him right back in the hospital, and the only thing he's got on his side is that dumb Ruskie! BB: Alexandr Karelin is hardly dumb....he's a TWO-TIME PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION and a FORMER UNIFIED World Champion... if I could pick a partner, he'd be it.....fans, the CORPORATE trio is down at ringside....let's head down and get this one underway! ============================================================ ELIMINATION TAG MATCH "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS/CYBORGUS/PEYTON WRIGHT vs. "The Greatest American Hero" HORNET/ALEXANDR KARELIN ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go, and Peyton Wright is going to start off for the CORPORATION, against Karelin! Karelin and Wright lock up.....and KARELIN SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! WRIGHT BACK UP....WRIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Karelin with a BIG right hand, and Peyton Wright staggers against the ropes! SB: This isn't a good match-up.....Ray S. should have never sent Wright in to start it off! BB: Karelin sends Wright off the ropes, BIG POWERSLAM! ONE, TWO, WRIGHT OUT! Karelin pulls Wright to his feet, sends him into the corner, CHAGES, AND WRIGHT PUTS UP THE BOOT! Wright leaps up to the second rope, and now down on Karelin's back with what appears to be a SLEEPER! Actually, he's bringing that arm down....that's a CHOKE, WORTHINGTON! SB: Oh sure....only because he does it on Karelin, it's a choke! BB: I'm about a second from choking YOU, Sammy. Karelin trying to grab Wright, he has Wright by the hair, and SNAPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! CLOTHESLINE, Wright ducks, CRUCIFIX CRADLE BY WRIGHT, ONE, TWO, KARELIN OUT! Wright rushes to his corner, and tags in Williams! SB: I LOVE IT! And look at Williams, he's pointing at Hornet! BB: Hornet wants the tag, and the crowd is going wild! Karelin tags Hornet in, and Hornet and Williams are going to face off! They lock up, Williams with a rake to the eyes! Big RIGHT HAND to the face, and Hornet backed to the corner! BB: Williams with Hornet in the corner....CHOP! NO! Hornet's just standing there! Another chop, NO WAY! Hornet reverses things, and HAMMERS away at Williams with a chop of his own, almost sending him out to the floor! Hornet WHIPS Williams into the opposite corner, Williams rebounds, HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY HORNET! Hornet sends Williams off the ropes, BIG MILLITARY PRESS, AND SLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, Williams out! SB: I can't believe Hornet is manhandling Williams like this! It's gotta be a plan! BB: Ray S. Cornette looking on, and he can't believe it either. Hornet lifts up Williams, BIG LEAPING BACK SUPLEX! The man that believes that he's the "Anti-Christ" is in a WHOLE LOT of TROUBLE, because Hornet WHIPPED him into the corner....HERE COMES THE HORNET SPLASH......NO! WILLIAMS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, and Hornet carried into the post! He's hurt! SB: You aren't kidding! Hornet went SHOULDER-FIRST into that post....he's lucky if he didn't break it! BB: Williams crawling to his corner, and here comes Cyborgus! Cyborgus grabs Hornet by the shoulder right away, and what's he doing....he just grabbed Hornet's arm, and DROPPED to the canvas! He just might have broke the shoulder if that missed Hornet Splash already didn't! Cyborgus picks up Hornet....SHOULDERBREAKER....YES! Hornet's down on the canvas, and this might be series! SB: I love it! Cyborgus DESTROYED Hornet to have him stripped of the title....and he's gonna do it again tonight on Showtime! BB: Cyborgus laughs insanely, and covers Hornet, ONE, TWO, Hornet gets the shoulder up! Cyborgus pulls Hornet to his feet, sends him off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE, NO! Hornet ducks under, Hornet back off the ropes, FLYING BODYPRESS, YES! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! CYBORGUS JUST OUT! Hornet goes for a right hand, BLOCKED! Cyborgus counters with a knee to the gut! SB: Why doesn't Cyborgus get into the ring more often? He's destroying Hornet....imagine what he could do to OTHER wrestlers! BB: Cyborgus picking up Hornet....POWERBOMB....NO! Cyborgus has Hornet up in a FULL-BODY VICE, we don't see this one often, but Cyborgus has the power to pull it off! Hornet screaming out in pain, this has to be working over his injured back. Ben Worthington asking Hornet if he wants to give it up, and he refuses! SB: No, really....if I were Hornet, I'd just submit and leave Karelin to face all three of them! He deserves it! BB: You're just incredible. Hornet's POWERING UP! He's drawing off the cheers of the crowd, and look at this, he's bringing Cyborgus back down to the canvas, BACKSLIDE! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT RIGHT THERE! Cyborgus STILL the first to his feet, and he NAILS Hornet with a kick to the midsection! Cyborgus signaling that it's all over....he might be going for the IRON CLAW! SB: Oh, I hope he is....little Hornet bits will be everywhere! BB: Cyborgus sends Hornet off the ropes, here comes the claw, NO! HORNET DUCKS! Hornet back off the ropes with a DROPKICK, DOWN GOES CYBORGUS! Hornet regaining strength, he sends Cyborgus off the ropes, BIG FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Hornet reaching for his corner, HE MAKES THE TAG, HERE COMES KARELIN! SB: DAMMIT! They ALMOST had him! BB: Almost doesn't mean anything, Sammy. Karelin PUNISHING Cyborgus with big left and right hand shots, and now he sets up Cyborgus, SNAP SUPLEX, NICELY DONE! The man with the metal arm is in a whole LOAD of trouble! Karelin off the ropes, HE DROPS A LEG! A cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Karelin sends Cyborgus off the ropes, and he tagged in Wright! Karelin doesn't know it, and POWERSLAMS Cyborgus down to the canvas! SB: Wright's going up top....here's their chance! BB: Wright up top, Karelin turns around.....WRIGHT WITH A FLYING DROPKICK OFF THE TOP! Wright covers Karelin, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Karelin just gets the shoulder up! Karelin never saw that one coming, and it shows! Wright sets up Karelin, BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX, NICELY DONE! SB: It's all over! Now, all Wright has to do is pin Karelin, and it's three on Hornet! BB: Wright putting Karelin up top, and I think he's going to go for the CRADLE-SUPERPLEX! Yes, he is! Ray S. Cornette's got a huge smile on his face right here.....here it comes, YES! ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! KARELIN POWERED OUT OF THE BRIDGE! SB: You know, these things ONLY happen to me! BB: Karelin's back to his feet, and Wright doesn't even know it! Karelin taps Wright on the shoulder, NAILS him with a right hand! Karelin sends Wright off the ropes, BIG FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Karelin sets up Wright....PILEDRIVER! A cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Cyborgus and Williams charge into the ring....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY HORNET TAKES THEM BOTH TO THE FLOOR! Peyton Wright is in BIG TROUBLE! SB: C'mon, Ray S., what are you waiting for? BB: Karelin grabs Wright, sends him into the corner, HERE COMES THE RUSSIAN SICKLE....YES! Wright's out! Ray S. Cornette up on the apron....and he's got something in his hands, it's POWDER! He heaves it at Karelin, and Karelin ducks! Karelin with a BIG RIGHT HAND on Cornette, and he ain't going anywhere! Karelin grabs Wright, GERMAN SUPLEX, YES! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! WRIGHT'S ELIMINATED, and it's back to two on two! SB: DAMNIT! That was a quick count! I swear, if I see Worthington backstage..... BB: He'd beat the life out of you! Now, it's two on two, and Hornet's going to step into the ring for Karelin, against Williams again! Williams wants a TEST of STRENGTH? You've gotta be kidding me! Hornet laughs, locks up with Williams, and QUICKLY sends him down to the canvas! WAIT! Williams with a kick, and he caught Hornet low in the midsection! SB: He isn't Lucifer for nothing! He just outsmarted the pants right off of Hornet! BB: Hornet's doubled over in pain, and Williams picks him up, ATOMIC DROP! That's only gonna make things worse! Williams heads off the ropes....FLYING FOREARM TO HORNET'S HEAD! A cover by Williams, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Williams now over Hornet, and he's latching in a CHOKEHOLD! SB: Williams' gonna choke the life out of Hornet and send him straight to hell! BB: (Sighs) Worthington trying to break the choke, but there isn't a whole lot he can do against this madman! Hornet with a KICK....AND NOW, HE CAUGHT WILLIAMS LOW! Williams breaks the hold, and he's down on the canvas, holding himself! Hornet back to his feet, and he's dragging Williams into the center of the ring! SB: Oh no, he's not gonna go for the SCORPION? BB: HE IS! Hornet going for the SCORPION DEATHLOCK, can he get Williams over.....YES! HE GOT WILLIAMS OVER! Is Williams gonna give it up....NO! Cyborgus into the ring, and he HAMMERS Hornet in the back, breaking the hold! That might have hurt Hornet, because he staggers into the corner and immediately tags in Karelin! SB: You're right! Hornet's got a HUGE welt on his back, Cyborgus hit him with that metal arm! BB: Karelin grabs Williams, sends him off the ropes, 360 BACKBREAKER, INCREDIBLE! That's a new move in Karelin's arsenal! Karelin with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Williams JUST gets the foot on the ropes! Karelin lifts up Williams, and puts him on the TOP ROPE, we're gonna see a SUPERPLEX, YES, KARELIN HITS IT! It's OVER for Williams! SB: And just how do YOU know that? BB: Karelin with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Cyborgus AGAIN breaks it up! Cyborgus keeps saving his mentor, so to speak....fans, we've got to take a break, we'll be back! BB: Karelin looking to finish off Jim Williams, sends him off the ropes....REVERSED, AND OH MY! Did you see that? SB: What? Nothing happened.... BB: OH, YES....IT DID! Cyborgus BELTED Karelin in the head with that metal arm of his! Karelin's down in a heap, and Worthington didn't see it because he was too busy checking to see if Hornet was okay! Williams drags Karelin into the center of the ring, and covers, as if he had anything to do with it, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! KARELIN'S ELIMINATED! Hornet charged into the ring, but he didn't get there in time! SB: And now, LOOK WHO'S LEFT! Hornet....RUN! I wouldn't blame you..... BB: Hornet is left to face the two men that put him out of action, "Gentleman" JIM WILLIAMS and CYBORGUS! Ray S. Cornette looking on with a confident grin, I think he sees the end of Hornet in the future! SB: And so do I! We're two great visionaries! BB: Um, yeah....sure, whatever. Hornet wants Williams, but Williams is hiding behind Cyborgus, definately playing mind-games with the 3-Time Unified World Champion. Cyborgus is gonna start out....AND HORNET LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Cyborgus back up, and HORNET SENDS HIM DOWN AGAIN! Hornet backs Cyborgus into the corner, and he's up on the second rope, PUNISHING HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS! SB: That's not a very bright idea! BB: Cyborgus grabs Hornet by the throat, and HEAVES him down to the canvas! Hornet folded up like an accordian, and now, Cyborgus waits for Hornet to make to back to his feet, HE CHARGES....CLOTHESLINE WITH THE METAL ARM! I think Hornet's out! Cyborgus not going for a cover, instead, he's taunting the crowd! SB: Well, there's no reason to go for a cover....I think they'd rather maim Hornet! BB: And that's what they're attempting! Cyborgus sends Hornet off the ropes, REVERSED, and REVERSED AGAIN, OH MY! Jim Williams took that walking stick of his....AND NAILED HORNET IN THE BACK WITH IT! Worthington didn't see it, and Hornet is down! SB: Oh no.....here comes steriod-boy! BB: GUNS is making his way to ringside, and he's got a chair! He grabs Williams from behind, and SMASHES HIM WITH THE CHAIR! Worthington checking on Hornet, GUNS up on the apron, and he OBLITERATES CYBORGUS FROM BEHIND! Ray S. Cornette hiding behind the ring post, he wants NOTHING to do with this......Hornet back to his feet, and he's going up top....JUMP SPLASH DOWN UNTO CYBORGUS...IT CONNECTS! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! CYBORGUS IS ELIMINATED, and it's down to HORNET and WILLIAMS! SB: I don't think it is....Williams is leaving! BB: Or is he? Worthington just COUNTED Williams OUT, so Hornet WINS the match....certainly not the war, though...... but, I think Williams is creating a diversion....wait a second, there's someone in the crowd....IT'S THE ARMED FORCES! Battleship and Submarine in the ring, and they send Hornet down to the canvas! SB: But, GUNS still has the chair! BB: GUNS NAILES SUBMARINE, and sends him over the top, down to the floor! Battleship HAMMERED with the chair as well, and here comes Williams, with Wright from the lockerooms! GUNS IS GOING INSANE! He takes the chair, and SLAMS IT INTO BOTH WRIGHT AND WILLIAMS, HE'S CLEARING THE RING OF THE CORPORATION! SB: Hornet's back to his feet.... BB: Hornet taps GUNS on the shoulder, GUNS turns around, and BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR! OH NO! Hornet's down on the canvas, and GUNS can't believe what he did! GUNS thought another member of the Corporation was coming up on him from behind! SB: Oh, c'mon....do you really think the EN World Champion could be THAT clumsy? You know he wanted to do it..... BB: Hornet making it back to his feet, and he's not happy... SB: He's downright PISSED! BB: Hornet pointing at the chair, and he's screaming at GUNS, I can't make out what he's saying.... SB: Well, he certainly isn't asking GUNS out for dinner.... BB: Hornet now getting into GUNS' face....HE JUST SHOVED GUNS! Oh boy....I don't know if that was a good idea....get a look at GUNS' face....if looks could kill, Hornet would be six feet under! SB: Someone better get down here and stop this....WAIT A SECOND...LET THEM KILL EACH OTHER! What do I care? BB: Alexandr Karelin making his way down to ringside, and he's trying to get between Hornet and GUNS....Hornet's pretty heated in his argument here, and GUNS is just staring up at Hornet.....this is a powder keg, ready to explode! SB: And, I hope it does! C'mon, GUNS....sock Bug-Boy with the belt...you know you WANT to do it! BB: Karelin trying to get them away, and Hornet's had enough...he grabs the top rope, and vaults out to the floor. Hornet's STORMING back to the lockers, he's not a very happy man right about now....and the CORPORATION might have done what they wanted here....for GUNS and Hornet to win in the end, they've got to be together.... SB: I LOVE IT! And now, GUNS has to defend against Steel Viper! It's over, it's really, really over! BB: You said that already, Sammy.... SB: Oh. BB: Karelin trying to get GUNS back to the lockers, we've got a few minutes before the MAIN EVENT tonight, as GUNS defends the EN World Championship against STEEL VIPER, so, let's head down to Rudy Seitzer, who's with the challenger! Rudy? ============================================================ RS: Thank you, Bill....now, Steel Viper, you saw what just went down, how do you think this is gonna effect your upcoming match? SV: How do I think? I KNOW, Seitzer. GUNS, you've got your head in another place....back at SPT, I had you beat, and you took off and ran. You know what the Steel Viper brings to that ring, and tonight, you've gotta get into the ring with him again. You might have gotten away with the belt LAST time, but THIS TIME, I'm taking the title home with ME! You see, I've fought my way to the top of the CSWA...I've fought my way to be the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to YOUR title. And, I know how you work, GUNS....you might say you're for the fans and Hornet's best friend....but deep-down inside, you're still the same son of a bitch that would run down his own mother for a ten dollar bill. At SPT, you proved that... you proved you were afraid of me....but tonight, there's gonna be no running, because tonight is the night where Steel Viper proves he's one of the ELITE in the World of Wrestling! RS: Well, Bill, Sammy, Steel Viper's certainly ready to go....but after what just happened, where's GUNS' head at? Only time will tell.... ============================================================ BB: Rudy's right....Steel Viper senses this is his BIG chance tonight...and if GUNS isn't ready for this one, and is still thinking about what went down at the end of the SIX-MAN, I don't think he's gonna escape SHOWTIME with the EN World Championship around his waist.... SB: I told you so, Buckley! And now, you're AGREEING WITH ME! I'm just so brilliant.... BB: Hardly. Fans, we've got to take a break, but we'll be back with our MAIN EVENT here at CSWA SHOWTIME, on U-62. ============================================================ EN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Strongest Arms in the World" GUNS vs. STEEL VIPER ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go here, and GUNS is in the ring, I'll tell you, Sammy, he doesn't look all that happy! There's the bell, and GUNS and Steel Viper lock up! Both VERY powerful men, and GUNS shoves Steel Viper back! SB: You don't see that happen too often! BB: Nope, you don't! GUNS with a BIG RIGHT HAND, and ANOTHER! He's ROCKING Steel Viper with a SERIES of SHOTS, sends him off the ropes, POWERSLAM, NO! Steel Viper gets over the shoulder, INCREDIBLE AGILITY FOR A BIG MAN! Viper off the ropes, and he LEVELS GUNS WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! SB: That's it....it's the beginning of the end for Captain Anabolic! BB: Steel Viper picks up GUNS, and SLAMS him down to the canvas! Viper off the ropes, BIG ELBOWDROP, NO! GUNS ROARS BACK TO HIS FEET, and HAMMERS Steel Viper with HUGE forearm shots! Now, he brings Viper into the corner, RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE BUCKLE! GUNS setting up Steel Viper, SNAP SUPLEX, NICELY DONE! A cover by GUNS, ONE, TWO, Viper out with ease! SB: It's gonna take a WHOLE lot more than that to pin a 350 pound man! BB: GUNS pulls Steel Viper to his feet, HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE, and takes VIPER OVER THE TOP, DOWN TO THE FLOOR! GUNS is just in a rage here as he RAMS Steel Viper into the ring apron....AGAIN....and AGAIN! Now, he's gonna whip Viper into the post....NO! REVERSAL BY STEEL VIPER, and HE CONNECTS WITH AN AVALANCHE! SB: Steel Viper just SQUASHED GUNS against the ringpost! Just like a trip to a bad chiropractor! BB: GUNS plops down to the floor, and Steel Viper rolls him into the ring! Steel Viper grabs the ropes, CATAPULT SPLASH DOWN ONTO GUNS, I DON'T BELIEVE IT! That could be it! Steel Viper with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! GUNS just got the shoulder up! No one in the building saw that one coming! SB: Well, Steel Viper is INCREDIBLY agile for a large man, and it showed there! BB: Steel Viper also a master of the martial arts, and he's got GUNS in the corner, CONNECTING with some open-handed chops to the throat! GUNS is hurting! Steel Viper whips GUNS into the opposite corner, CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE, NO! GUNS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! GUNS gets in behind Steel Viper, and hits a WAISTLOCK SUPLEX! Great move! SB: Now, BOTH men are down....I don't know if either can get up! BB: Worthington laying a count on both men, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX....GUNS to his feet, goes for a CLOTHESLINE, Steel Viper ducks! GUNS back off the ropes, FLYING BODYPRESS??? YES! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT AGAIN! GUNS showing some agility as well! SB: I'm amazed that GUNS can even get off the ground. BB: GUNS again charging up with the CLOTHESLINE, and this time, Steel Viper's waiting for him, catching him with a kick to the gut! Steel Viper sets up GUNS, SUPLEX, NO! FACE-BUSTER! OH MY! That might have broken the nose of GUNS! Viper stays on the attack, dragging GUNS into the corner, and now, he's climbing up to the SECOND ROPE....REVERSE SPLASH ON GUNS, IT CONNECTS! SB: We're gonna have a NEW CHAMPION, right here! BB: We just might, but Steel Viper is taking too long! Finally, he drops down for the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! GUNS with the foot on the ropes! Steel Viper arguing with the ref, that's a mistake, because he's giving GUNS a chance to recoup! GUNS making it back to his feet, NO! STEEL VIPER WITH A CRESCENT KICK, he almost took GUNS' head off! SB: I heard Steel Viper was a black belt....now, did he actually get that, or did he beat the crap out of some instructor and FORCE his way to it? BB: That's a good question....and I don't have the answer. BB: GUNS in danger of LOSING the EN World Championship here as Steel Viper sends him off the ropes, and CONNECTS WITH A POWERSLAM! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Another close call right there! SB: I'm telling you, Worthington in on the take! There's just too many close cause for him NOT to be. BB: Will you stop? Steel Viper going up top, and I think we're gonna see the VIPERSAULT! If he could ever hit this, we're gonna have a new champion.....HERE IT COMES....NO! GUNS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT! SB: That HAD to knock the wind out of Steel Viper! This is a BIG chance for GUNS! BB: GUNS getting back to his feet, and Steel Viper staggers back to his feet....GUNS HITS THE BIONIC KNEELIFT! STEEL VIPER IS OUT COLD! GUNS going for the cover, ONE, TWO, and GUNS GETS UP? WHY? SB: Submarine's down at ringside! BB: You're right! GUNS jawing with Submarine...HE NAILS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND! Battleship on the outside, and they pull GUNS OUT! Wait a second, TTL has HANDCUFFS! They're CUFFING GUNS to the ring railings....THIS IS INCREDIBLE! Ben Worthington laying a count....HE'S COUNTING GUNS OUT! STEEL VIPER gets the win via a COUNTOUT, and he's out cold as is! SB: The CORPORATION is gonna finish off GUNS once and for all! BB: GUNS handcuffed to the ringpost, and Submarine and Battleship are beating him SENSELESS with chairs! And now, here comes JIM WILLIAMS...and that's not the walking stick ....THAT'S THE BRANDING IRON! He's going to BRAND GUNS, just like he tried to against Hornet! SB: And where IS Hornet? BB: We've gotten reports that Hornet stormed out of the arena after the six-man! He's not here to save GUNS! Williams getting the branding iron ready, and GUNS is completely helpless....HERE COMES KARELIN! Karelin NAILS WILLIAMS FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE, and he heaves the branding iron into the crowd! SB: Oh my god....it just set some old lady on fire! BB: Well, it's better than one of our wrestlers! Karelin trying to fight off all THREE MEN, and PEYTON WRIGHT CLIPS OUT HIS KNEE FROM BEHIND! Fans, Karelin and GUNS are in BIG TROUBLE here as the Corporation is beating them senseless! Williams has the ring bell....NO, OH NO! He just cracked GUNS over the head with it and cracked him open....WHERE'S HORNET? SB: I love it! Two down, and one to go! BB: Battleship OFF the APRON with a SPLASH on KARELIN! Officials are running down to ringside, but I don't know if they can stop the carnage! WE'RE OUT OF TIME! We've gotta go....we'll have an UPDATE on the situation later on tonight! For Sammy Benson and Rudy Seitzer, this is Bill Buckley saying GOODBYE from Chapel Hill! ============================================================ (Camera pans down to ringside, where scores of officials try to keep the CORPORATION away from the fallen Karelin and the battered and handcuffed GUNS, and then fades to black...)