BATTLE OF THE BELTS XIII: Super Bowl Blast '96 February 3, 1996 (fade in Sammy Benson and Bill Buckley with a sold out crowd behind them) BB: Welcome Ladies and Gentelmen to CSWA Battle of the Belts! We are here in Dallas Texas the home of the soon to be World Champion Dallas Cowboy who are even as we speak piling up a 10 nothing led on Pittsburg. SB: Oh come on Bill I bet you 50$ on that game...but I was drunk man. I did not know what I was thinking about. BB: Quit your complaining and let's get down to the ring for our opening bout it's gonna be Matt Lewis Fighting Lunacy. SB: Who are these guys? Why watch them? The Super Bowl is on! Where's that remote? BB: Both men are in the ring now and there is the bell. Lewis hip tosses Lunacy and Lunacy runs at him again anothr hip toss and he follows it up with a drop kick. SB: I love these commercals. The frogs have their tonuges frozen to a can of Bud! HA HA! BB: Watch the match! Lewis now with an Arm bar winding up on Lunacy. Lunacy slowly making his way up to a veritcal base. SB: Veritcal Base? What the heck does that mean? Just say the guy is on his feet for crying out loud! BB: Well he is on his feet and pushes Lewis to the corner the ref asks for a clean break and Lunacy does not obey kneeing Lewis in the gut and other one. Lunacy whips Lewis to the corner and follows him in with a clothesline! Lewis Moves and Lunacy eats TurnBuckle! SB: Lunacy is not doing much right and the Steelers are getting creamed. I hate these Super Bowl slaughters. BB: Last year when you had 100$ on San Fran. You did not mind those blow outs! Lewis with a kick to Lunacy's giut another. He tosses Lunacy to the ropes and a power slam. Lewis goes off the ropes and drops a leg on Lunacy! Lewis is running a clinic in that ring right now. SB: Come on break the momentum you fool! BB: Giving Lunacy Adivce? Well it's not helping Lewis pulls him up and a snap suplex! The cover 1...2...NO! Lunacy gts out of it. SB: No adivce! Dallas is driving again! The Steelers better do something! BB: Lewis still have total control over Lunacy and whips him to the near side and a back drop. NO Lunacy with a kick to the head! Lunacy scoops up Lewis for a suplex Lewis blocks it! Lewis turns it into an inside cradle! 1...2....3! He got him! Lewis downs Lunacy! SB: Darn! Dallas just got another 3 points this is really awful man! BB: Well we are back and before we move on to the big match between Jack "Summer" Samson and Joey Melton let's watch the tapes of matches that happened before we came on the air. SB: Great I have to watch taped matches. I know who wins them. And meanwhile my steelers are getting hammered! BB: I never figured you for a Steelers backer. You seem like a type of guy that would pick the cowboys. SB: I will have made a ton if The Steelers win. Shut up and show the taped crap. BB: Fine the first match we had tonight was Kevin Sykora fighting LionTamer. Let's cut to the chase. Kevin Skyora Vs Liontamer(JIP) BB: Kevin Sykora has been showing a lot of grat moves in this match-up. He has taken the Liontamer and given him a good beating. SB: Well this is the CSWA...Oh what was I gonna say about the CSWA? I forget oh well. Ouch nice neckbreaker by Sykora and he lands a good elbow drop with it. I can't wait until kick off. I gotta tip the Steelers are gonna win. BB: Will you stop talking about the Super Bowl? Kevin scoops up the LionTamer and Bodyslams him. Kevin up to the second rope and drops an elbow. The cover 1....2....3!? Wow! The Liontamer sure wanted that one to be over. He just sorta layed there. SB: Well when you are getting your butt kicked. Why fight it? Kevin was teeing off on him. just more of a beating if he fights it. BB: OK back to us live in the boradcast booth. The next match we got on tape is Steven Gage fighting Steve Mcidiot. This was a good match. SB: If you enjoy mindnumbing stupidity. Steve Mcidiot what a name! Look I am gonna go find a TV to watch the Super Bowl on. When this tape is done lemme know OK? BB: Sorry you got to sit here and suffer. Roll Tape! JIP BB: Steve Mcidiot has to be a really crazy guy with all the moves he has used. But he never builds any momentum at all. Gage has been able to keep Steve totally out of sorts this whole match. A Whip off the ropes and Mcidiot tripped on his way across the ring. Gage picks him up and Mcidiot lands a hard right hand! Gage falls to the mat and Mcidiot yells to the fans. Wait Mcidiot just tripped over Gage! Gage with a roll up! 1...2...3! SB: Mcidiot just pinned himself! What an idiot! Now why did we have to suffer throught those matches?! The Steelers are driving man! BB: Look those mtches should have been shown full lenght. But someone back in the tap room scould not find the tapes of them?! now who could have done that? SB: No idea. Well look your kid there wants to get some air time with a superstar for an interview. BB: Yes. It appears my son is with wrestling Legend Hornet in the back. Let's go to him now. ByB: Welcome CSWA fans and I am here with Hornet. Now Hornet I know that you are watching the UltraTitle with great interest. Seeing as how you had the unifed Title taken from you due to injury. Now then who do you think will win the UltraTitle and do you think you will beat whoever it is to recpture the belt? H: I could care less who wins. The CSWA took my belt that i worked very hard to win and just tried to make it up to me with a title shot after UltraTtle. And I just want to let the winner whoever he is know that I will get my belt back when we meet. ByB: Alicia? What are you doing back here with Hornet? This is the man that...er um? Al: Killed me? I know but Ivy and Eli have to understand. i don't think he...meant... ByB: what the heck is Hell's Caretaker doing here? (Holds mic up to Caretaker) ByB: What's your problem?! H: LEAVE HER ALONE! (Graps Caretaker Dr. Silver runs in from behind with a metal bar and drives it into Hornet's back) Dr.: I'm a nobody and your some kind of legend right?! You are nothing but the creation of some promoter that got a few guys to job for you. (slams the bar into Hornet's back again.) I'm sick of hearing about how great you are and how we all have to kiss up to you. Go back to the hospital and stay there!(Stomps Hornet's back Eliminator runs in with a chair Silver and the Caretaker run away) ByB: Eliminator? What is this all about. (Eliminator graps Alicia and walks away Alicia has a blank look on her face) BB: Well that was...Not very nice. Dr.Silver will be fined for that little incident I hope. He must really be an unhappy camper. SB: That was GREAT! I LOVE IT! BB: You are sick Sammy...really really sick! SB: the Steelers scored a touchdown it's 13-7 they are making a comback baby! BB: Oh great. Now I have to deal with this. BB: We are back and after that attack I must say that Dr.Silver is well...lower then scum. SB: Well at least he don't cross dress and call himself Silverdust! BB: Very funny. Up Next is Jack "Summer" Samson and Joey Melton should be a good one. Let's get to the action! SB: Yeah...it's half time! Let's get this thing moving! BB: Well these 2 men are not exectly what you would call push over. Both of these men have won their fair share of battles in the rng. THey lock up and Samson tosses Melton back like a feather. Melton gets up and sizes up the match. They lock up again drop toe hold by Metlon into a side headlock. Samson gets to his feet and tosses Melton to the corner and then Follows him in. Melton leaps over him and Hip tosses Samson out of the corner. SB: Is Butt bowl On? Beavis and Butt-Head kick butt! BB: Stop with the remote. It's a lock up and a fireman's carry take over by Melton and he follows that up with a Nice grapevine of the leg. Samson is trying to fight the hold. He is turning into Melton and he slugs him in the face with a right getting the hold broken. SB: Ouch! That hurt! BB: Samson does have a killer punch and Melton is feeling the effects of it. SB: No...this guy just drove a phone up Steward's dad's butt. That's pain. BB: Will you watch the match?! Samson now scoops up Melton and a nice verical suplex. The cover 1...2...NO! Melton escapes. Samson tosses a right hand. Melton avoids it aand hooks Samson from behind and lands a german suplex! Samson slowly gets up and walks into a drop kick! Samson again staggers to his feet and gets hit with a clothesline! The cover 1...2...NO! Samson escape it. SB: That was 3! The ref's blind! BB: I never knew you were a big fan of Melton. Metlon a back suplex and well done. SB: I'm not but the third quarter is gonna start! BB: Stop watching that thing! Melton is in control of the match and has been punishing Samson with many different moves. He Puts Samson on the top Rope. And hooks him up it's a Superplex! That hurt both of them! But Melton maakesthe cover. 1....2....NO! Samson is a tough man to beat! Melton slowly gets to his feet and pulls up Samson who looks out of it. Metlon whips him to the rope. It's reverse Melton comes off the ropes and gets nailed with a SummerSlam! The cover. 1...2...3! Wow with the Summerslams Jack "Summer" Samson weathers a beating and gets the victory! back with more after this! BB: We're back..things are really going now! Sammy, we've gotten through with all the undercard matches...now it's time for BATTLE OF THE BELTS XIII: SuperBowlBlast '96!! SB: Oh yippie... BB: What? You're not excited... SB: Half-time....Diana Ross... ewwwww BB: Stop! Would you put the hand held away...and start calling these matches.. SB: Ok...look everyone here comes MTV to play the National Anthem. BB: Much better...with no further delay..here's MTV and his trusty guitar! (MTV plays the National Anthem..and does a great job) BB: He's a very talented man..Sammy SB: Has he started yet? BB: You're too much... SB: I know.. BB: Well, let's see what you think about this..to help call most of tonight's matches here comes our new co-host POISON IVY!!! SB: What!! NOOOOO!! BB: Surprise....(Poison Ivy makes her way to the set... dressed like Miss Elizabeth on the Clash of Champions) SB: I'm sorry I didn't mean it...really! IVY: Move it...fat man. BB: Ivy, great to have you here. ============================================================ HeartBreaker vs "Blazin" Billy Star BB: Heartbreaker a former AAWC superstar, faces off against a young up and comer "Blazin" Billy Star! We're underway, and its' the HeartBreaker who rakes the eyes to start things off! HB standing dropkick! IVY: I've seen a lot of the HeartBreaker..Bill, he's got a great future.. BB: HB slams Star down to the mat..and he goes up top! SB: Man...she's still singing.. BB: Billy Star meets him at the top rope! He rocket launches him off! Ohmy! Billy Star is going up top, now... Ivy: Bill, what's that smell...oh nevermind it's just Sammy! SB: Cute..very cute BB: Star flys off with a clothesline, but he misses! HB survived a scare on that one.. BB: HeartBreaker nails Starr with a series of Savat kicks! HB backs Starr into the corner, and he's nailing him with few right hands..1....2...3...4...5....6! OHMYGOSH IVY: Starr had control of the match, but he went for too much too soon! SB: Brillant... IVY: Shut up.. BB: HB sends Starr flying into the opposite turnbuckle..he follows up with a monkey flip! SB: She's done..she's done...YES!! BB: HB reaches into his pocket...he's got brass knuckles!! IVY: My kind of guy! BB: HB swings, but Starr blocks the shot, and the knucks go flying!! Billy Starr with a headbutt that stuns the HeartBreaker! He's got the brass knuckles!! OHMYGOSH! I think the Heartbreaker is out!! IVY: Out like a light.. BB: ONE.....TWO......THREE!!!! This one is history! 'Blazin" Billy Starr gets a big win, tonight! IVY: Sure, he nailed him with brass knucks..but a win is a win! BB: Right you are... Ivy, Starr will no doubt continue his climb up the rankings ladder! IVY: As well he should...it'll be fun to watch his career grow as time goes on.. SB: YES! Steelers with the ball on the 50! First down!! IVY: Does he have to be here? BB: Believe me Ivy, if I had the power to fire him, he would have been gone long ago. ============================================================ Masters of Misery vs Japanese Assault BB:(short form) The Masters of Misery, Pain and Hurt, came into this one looking to gain some respect in the CSWA. Known thoughout the world, as one of the best tag teams Misery have found things a little tough here in the CSWA, with all the best tag teams competing. Their opponents Japanese Assault, The Kamiaze Kid and Shotgun Shogun, are part of one of the CSWA's best Alliances, the Rosenthal Family! This one started out fast paced, with the Assault catching Pain and Hurt offguard! Although they amazed the crowd with some of their high-risk moves, their offensive on-slaught didn't last long! The Masters of Misery finally wore down the Assault with their powerful double team moves! The match went back and forth..with neither team making a lot of mistakes..however the Masters of Misery made the biggest mistake of the match. A little after the 20 minute mark, Shotgun Shogun was able to worm his way out of a powerbomb and nail Hurt with a big Superkick! He then tagged in the Kid for a SWAN DIVE! A great match, as the Japanese Assault get the win... both teams though impressed! BB: Great win for the Assault IVY: Rosenthal altough he's ugly as homemade sin, is a good manager! BB: Sammy, any updates on the game!! SB: Shut up... BB: That's what I thought.. IVY: Sammy how much do you have on the game? SB: Let's just say I took out another mortage.. BB: Ohdearlord IVY: You're a little...little man! BB: We're night..Rudy Seizter is in the ring..and I understand Matt Rosenthal will introduce two more members to his family!! Rudy... Rudy Seizter: Thanks Billy...and by the way, Ivy..you look..well... you're a hotty! SB:(to Bill) He's having a stroke Rudy Seizter: Fans, I'm with Matt Rosenthal..and his prized possesions..the Japanese Assault! Matt..already in just a short period of time..you've managed to make the Family one of the hottest things in the CSWA! MR: Of course..I have Seizter..(taking the mic) Your services are no longer needed.. RS: But... MR: Beat it..peon. Right now..what I'd like to do is bring out my two newest additions..to the family! (Wild Asian and Bandit walk out to cheers) BB: I don't believe it... MR: Asian..Haa! Bandit..welcome to the family! Bandit: Speaking for WA..and myself..it's great to be in it! MR: Guys..I've got a surprise for you. Bandit:(looks at Asian) We hate surprises.. MR: Well, then you'll love this..(A large man rises from under the ring, sneaks up behind Bandit and nails him) BB: OHMYGOSH! Who in the H*ll is that!! OHMYGOSH he's got an Asian spike hold on the Wild Asian!! SB: I'm beginning to like this Rosenthal kid.. IVY: He's scum.... but..atleast Bandit got his! BB: Kamiaze Kid and Shotgun Shogun are working over Bandit!! WA is in trouble...MYGOSH what kind of hold is that! SB: Say goodnight...kids...The family has taken care of business! MR: As the man once said himself, Surprise..Surprise..Surprise! (Laughing) Like I'd actually have the Family name disgraced by bringing in you two! I give you the NEWEST member of the Family ATTAXX! BB: Attaxx? Run a promo or something..we've gotta get this mess cleared up BB: Rosenthal sure wasn't kidding when he said, he had a surprise for Wild Asian, and Bandit. SB: Fools..all of them...just plain fools. IVY: Even Rosenthal? SB: No, you idiot..the Steelers! Neil O'Donnell.. who were you throwing to!!?? BB: UP next..we've got yet another member of Rosenthal's family in action!! MTV, who gave us the national Anthem, will battle it out against "Showtime" Shane Matthews! IVY: When do the good matches start? SB: That's my line.. ============================================================ Shane Matthews vs MTV BB: Both Matthews and MTV are...friends. Well, supposedly. IVY: Yeah, but Taylor and Michaels are friends too, and you see what's happening there! BB: Good point. Matthews jumps on MTV as the bell rings..if these two are friends they're not showing it here. MTV, with a shot to the groin! IVY: Sammy, tell us how that feels...If I remember correctly I gave you a few shots there also.. SB: Kiss off.. BB: Matthews rolls outside, and MTV follows! I've got a feeling this will turn into a brawl! SB: No really? BB: Matthews rams MTV into the iron post! Look out, he's got the guitar! OHMY! IVY: Viloence!! I love it! BB: Matthews, again with the instrument! If this is how he treats his friends...I don't want to ever be his enemy! SB: Touchdown Steelers!!! YES!! BB: MTV takes the guitar away from Matthews..and cracks him over the head with it!! IVY: I don't think he can play on that, anymore.. BB: Me either! MTV Suplex on the cement floor! Shane racks his friend! SB: I hate that... BB: Matthews is heading back to the dressing room, he's had enough! IVY: MTV is running after him!! BB: Oh geez...both men battling back to the locker rooms! This one has been ruled a double countout! SB: Onside kick!!!! I love it! BB: OH MY, they're still going at it... this is wild! BB: What a night...and we've still got poopman to go, later on! IVY: Poopman? I'm getting out of here.. SB: That's my line.. BB: Well, poopman isn't up next..but we've got something almost as good...the Disco Express! SB: How's the Red Midget!!! Ha! ============================================================ Armed Forces vs Disco Express BB: Sammy, you should be ashamed of what you did, to the Red Midget! SB: Hey, the little guy got his licks in... IVY: Isn't it enought that I beat the tar out of you, now.. must you lose to a midget! SB: You're fired.. IVY: yeah.. BB: The winner of this match should receive a tag shot at either the UNIFIED, EN, or US tag titles at the next card! It's going to be Boogie man and Submarine to start things off! SB: Steeler's comeback baby! BB: Boogie and Submarine lock horns in the center of the ring! And Boogie is thrown back like he was a feather! IVY: It's no use trying to match power with the Armed Forces..because frankly it can't be done! BB: Boogie and Submarine again lock up, and it's Boogie with a hip toss...Boogie man with a dropkick..and Submarine is staggering back on his feet...Boogie with a clothesline and Submarine is down!(fans go wild) Look at him, Sammy he's dancin! IVY: Look at him go! SB: Disgraceful BB: Boogie drags Sub. over to his corner, and tags in Disco inferno! Inferno drops the elbow on the leg of Submarine! Both Disco and Boogie shake their booties! SB: I hate this.. BB: Uh-oh..Submarine rises to his feet and there's a double clothesline!! Oh man, what a move! Submarine picks up Boogie and Disco..and bounces their head together! IVY: Anybody home?! SB: Leave the jokes to me..sister BB: Submarine calling for the boot of Battleship and he rams Disco Inferno into! SB: Steelers driving... I love it! BB: Battleship is tagged in, and he delivers a vicious right forearm that rocks the Inferno! Look at this, Battleship holding Disco while Submarine takes a few shots! IVY: It might be dirty, but that's a great double team move! SB: Come on, Steelers! BB: Battleship sends Disco for a ride, and catches him with a powerslam!! OHMY Here's the cover, ONE.....TWO....NO! Two and a half! SB: Come on, guys...beat these two 'roid raging freaks! BB: Battleship drops a elbow! And that one was right on the chest of Disco! IVY: Sammy, here comes the Red Midget! SB: WHAT!!!??? IVY: Just jokin'... BB: A quick tag, and Submarine has reentered the match! Sub. picks up the legs..and drops his boot to the groin area! The fans, here in Dallas trying their best to get behind the Disco Express! SB: Come on, Inferno..make the tag! BB: Submarine going up top! This is dangerous! IVY: For Disco..if he hits this..it's over..it's really, really over! BB: OHMYGAWD, Boogie man just ran over and pushed Submarine off the ropes!! Disco to his knees..come on kid! Submarine tags in Battleship, and Disco..dives..and tags Boogie man!! IVY: Here we go! SB: YES!! BB: Boogie is a house of fire, nailing Battleship with rights and lefts! This crowd is loving it!! Inferno is to his feet..and is working over submarine in the opposite corner! Boogie and Disco send their men for a ride, and the Armed Forces collide in the middle of the ring! IVY: What a match! SB: I feel like dancin'! BB: Let's hope it doesn't come to that! Disco flings Battleship out of the ring! Submarine is sent into the ropes, Double boot to the face! OHMYGAWD they might get a win! Boogie to the top rope! Disco with a suplex..here comes Boogie off the top with an elbow! IVY: Stick a fork in him, he's done! SB: YES!!! BB: ONE....TWO.....THREEEEEEEEE!!! They've done it!! Listen to this crowd!! I'm in shock! Disco Inferno, Boogie man, and the Disco Midget are dancin' like crazy now! IVY: This may be the upset of the year! BB: Disco Express the next UNIFIED Tag champions..it could happen! OH MY! BB: Disco Express the next UNIFIED Tag Team champions, that's a scary thought! SB: You're telling me....but boy can they dance! IVY: A lot better than you, Benson.. SB: Bite me. IVY: You wish.. BB: Let's go down to Rhubarb Jones! ============================================================ Steel Viper vs Bonecrusher BB: This promises to be a good one! Viper has been on a tear of late...but Bonecrusher..while after losing the USN belt not too long ago he really hasn't been the same! SB: He'll get things back on track...it's just a matter of time IVY: What do you know! SB: A lot more than you, honey! BB: Viper stuns Bonecrusher with a savat kick! A clothesline, but BC doesn't budge! Viper backs up, and trys again and rocks BC with another clothesline! But once again the big man doesn't move an inch! SB: He's making him mad, Buckley! BB: Viper bounces off the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Bonecrusher scoops him up and sends him down with a powerslam!! IVY: Quite a display of power! BB: BC irish whipes Viper to the corner, and he follows it up with an elbow! Steel Viper is in early trouble! This is it, he's going for the powerbomb! IVY: If he hits this, Buckley, it's over! BB: He's got him up..no....Steel Viper reverses..backbody drop! That got the big guy off his feet! SB: NO!!! O'Donnell you idiot! BB: Viper slingshot suplex! Nice move! Viper off the ropes, shoulderblock!! He's got Bonecrushing reeling! Quick cover, ONE....TWO...NO! IVY: A little too early for that. BB: Steel Viper has finally gotten to Bonecrusher! SB: There's still a chance Buckley, here come the Steelers! IVY: Give it a rest.. BB: Steel Viper rams BC's head into the turnbuckle... ONE.. TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE..SIX times! He shoots BC to the corner, reversal it's Viper who hits the turnbuckle with a whole lot of force! Powerslam by BC! IVY: This is guy, is awesome! BB: He's been so close to winning the UNIFIED World championship on several occassions. Belly to back, by Bonecrusher! A win here, and he'll be back in title contention! IVY: Steel Viper has to get some offense going, soon! BB: Standing dropkick! For a big guy, he's quite agile! Viper, resting against the ropes, clothesline and both men go over the top! On the outside, BC thrusts Vipers back up against the apron! IVY: That move not only wears on the back, but it'll also knock the wind out of you.. SB: $200..come on baby! BB: BC rolls Viper back in the ring! Elbow drop! ONE....TWO..NO! I'm not sure if Bonecrusher really thought he'd get the pin there, but it didn't hurt to try! IVY: I sense it's time for the Powerbomb... BB: Belly to Belly! OH...he's pulling out all of the stops tonight! You're right, IVY, he's calling for his finisher the POWERBOMB! He nearly tore Mark Windham's shoulder right off with that move 2 years ago! IVY: If he hits this, it's all over but the crying.. BB: POWERBOMB! No, Viper flipped over! Neckbreaker!! What a move, that came out of nowhere!! Steel Viper to the top rope! IVY: I smell an upset.. SB: That's just the poop, you smell.. BB: Steel Viper, flys off the top with a Shoulderblock!! ONE...TWO......THREE!!!!! It's over! Steel Viper, has pulled off a mild upset, by beating former USN Champion Bonecrusher! IVY: I'm not sure if I'd call it an upset..Bill..he's been on a roll in '96! SB: You just said, "I smell an upset" IVY: Don't try me... BB: Upset or not..Steel Viper gets the win! BB: We're back here in Reunion Arena! What a big win for Steel Viper, who continues to move up the CSWA ladder of success, taking out the three-time USN Champ. SB: Big win? When was the last time Bonecrusher actually won a match? BB: Up next, the Rosenthal Family tries to continue its huge reintroduction into the CSWA! Already tonight, we've seen Rosenthal and his stable attack Wild Asian and Bandit, as well as MTV come out and brawl with Shawn Matthews. Now, his premiere tag team, Japanese Assault, comes out to try and get their second win of the night. Their first was against the Masters of Misery, and now they take on S & M! SB: S&M? Sounds kinky. Ivy: Calm down you idiot. S&M is a new CSWA tag team that has already met with success. Tony Seebok and Frankie Mitchell. BB: Both teams are in the ring, and ref Ben Worthington calls for the bell. It's Shotgun Shogun starting off against Tony Seebok. Ivy: Seebok is a very no-nonsense kind of guy. Much unlike Mitchell. BB: It is Seebok who takes over first, catching Shogun with a clothesline that levels the smaller man. Shogun sends Seebok over with a monkey flip, but Tony quickly drops the elbow. Seebok hooks in an armbar and tags in Mitchell very quickly. Mitchell heads up top and comes down hard with an elbow to the outstretched arm of the Shogun. Seebok ducks under the ropes and Mitchell sends Shogun hard into the corner, and Seebok's knee. Mitchell monkey flips Shogun out of the corner and now heads to the second rope. Mitchell off with an elbow! He hooks the leg! ONE.....no, Shogun powers out. Mitchell pulls Shogun to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Shogun with a flying cross body, he hooks the leg! ONE....no, Mitchell kicks out, but that took a lot out of him. Shogun's beginning the long crawl from the center of the ring to his corner. SB: Hold on! Who's that coming out of the back!? BB: It's Wild Asian and Bandit! IVY: And they've got a trash can! BB: Bandit slams the trashcan into back of Kamikaze Kid! Shogun has made it to his corner, but he's met with the other end a trash can by Wild Asian! Worthington calls for the bell! This match is over! What a travesty! Ivy: Yeah, but it was also a travesty how the Rosenthal's attacked Asian and Bandit! BB: Wild Asian and Bandit are all over Japanese Assault, but here comes ATTAXX and MTV! Wild Asian and Bandit throw the garbage cans their way and then make a retreat, realizing that 4 on 2 is not good odds. But in doing all this, Asian and Bandit gave Japanese Assault the win by dq, their second win of the night! Ivy: Seebok and Mitchell certainly don't look too thrilled! Seebok is yelling at the ref, but Worthington steps out of the ring. BB: I think S&M will certainly have something to say about all this in the near future. We'll be back with Steven Gage vs. MTV! BB: We're back, and another member of the Rosenthal Family is up in his second match of the night. MTV battled out of the ring area to a double-count-out earlier in the night. Now, does he have enough to take on his second opponent, Steven Gage? Ivy: It's hard to believe that these two men are debuting in the the CSWA just tonight. They've already had a huge war of words outside the ring. SB: Hey, I was gonna say that! BB: And now their war of words heads into the ring. Both men are getting some instructions from referee Manuel Juarez as they head to their corners. There's the bell, and the two men lock up. Gage comes out on top with an armbar, but MTV quickly executes a go-behind and rushes Gage into the ropes. Gage grabs hold of the ropes with one arm and MTV goes flying back across the ring. Gage comes across for a clothesline, but MTV sends him up and over the top rope with a back drop! SB: That's a dq! BB: Juarez rules that Gage's motion took him over the top rope and that it is not a disqualification. MTV follows Gage outside and quickly rolls him back in. He wants a win by pinfall here, not a count-out. MTV sends Gage into the ropes again, but this time, Gage catches MTV with an elbow! Gage drops the elbow on MTV down on the mat this time. Gage hooks the leg, but gets no count from ref Juarez. Gage pulls MTV to his feet and sends him into the ropes again. Gage comes across for a clothesline, but MTV ducks it and Gage hits the ropes! MTV rolls Gage up! ONE...... TWO.......NO! Gage kicks out! MTV pulls him up and drops him hard with a DDT! ONE........no, Gage is up again! SB: Scotty Michaels is walking down to ringside! MTV better watch his back! BB: MTV sends Gage into the turnbuckle face first and now rolls him up in another small package! ONE......TWO...... No! Gage kicks out! MTV pulls him up, but Gage levels him with a shortarm clothesline! Gage drops MTV with a swinging neckbreaker! ONE...........TWO................... NO! MTV is up! Gage pulls MTV to his feet! He sends him into the ropes, MTV ducks the attempt at a sleeper! MTV comes back across, CLOTHESLINE! Both men go over the top! But MTV still has hold of the top rope and pulls himself back into the ring! Gage his the ring apron hard and he's down on the floor below. Referee Juarez is restraining MTV, trying to keep him in the ring. Scotty Matthews walks over to Gage, leans over and says something to him. Matthews helps Gage to his feet. And now levels him with a superkick!!!!! Matthews pulls Gage up and rolls him into the ring! Ivy: Juarez didn't see it! BB: MTV pulls Gage to the center of the ring for the cover! ONE.........TWO.......THREE!!! What's going on? MTV rolls out of the ring and he high-fives Matthews! Ivy: It was all a freakin' act! Matthews and MTV were in on this from the beginning! BB: Gage is slowly coming to. He's gonna be furious when he realizes what happens! Just another log added to this fiery feud! We'll be back with the Greensboro Championship Title on the line! BB: Sammy, its time for your favorite wrestler! SB: Who's that? BB: Poopman! SB: Dear lord.... IVY: You like Poopman? SB: He smells better than you! IVY: COME ON, LITTLE MAN! BB: Simmer down kids... Rhubarb... ============================================================ Wild Asian vs Bob Praxis Greensboro Title defense BB: This match should be a great one... Praxis has to be considered a contender for Rookie of the year..Since capturing the Greensboro Title, he's battled the EN World heavyweight Champion GUNS, in a couple of close matches! IVY: He held his own, against GUNS! BB: On the other hand Wild Asian, many feel, is destined for greatness! And tonight he may finally become a champion in the CSWA! SB: Don't hold your breath.. IVY: I think he'll do it! BB: As usually, Praxis is managed by Dr.Guggan..who again has brought down the wheel barrow justice.. I'm not sure which smells worse...the poop or Sammy! IVY: Ha! Good one, Buckley! SB: Bite me BB: Wild Asian, is joined by Bandit..just to make sure Guggan doesn't try anything funny.. You've got to wonder how much WA has in him, earlier tonight he was vicious attacked by Rosenthal's family! SB: No excuse..if he can't over come that, he doesn't deserve to be a champion! BB: Wild Asian starts quickly with a headlock, and a nice take down! That's what makes this kid so dangerous..he can wrestle and mix it up on the outside with the best of them! Praxis to his feet, and has WA against the ropes! Worthington calls for the break, OHMY Praxis got a cheap shot in! SB: Go Poop Go! BB: The Greensboro Champion, snap mare! Praxis..drops the knee! Say what you will about his gimmick, the man can wrestle! IVY: Still, it's just so hard to forget his gimmick.. BB: Praxis..with a choke hold! Come on, Ref! SB: Choke? I didn't see a thing! BB: Of course you didn't.. BB: Bob Praxis trying to defend his Greensboro heavyweight title, has the Wild Asian in the middle of the ring, hooked in a Camel clutch! IVY: Great move, by the part of Praxis..he's trying to keep WA on the mat...not letting him attempt any of his high risk aerial moves! SB:(in tears) BB: Sammy what is it? SB: It's over... IVY: What? SB: The game... it's over.. BB: Praxis lets up on the camel clutch...sends Asian for a ride, leap frog, and WA nails him with a flying elbow! IVY: That's more of his game... BB: Asian, outside of the apron, shoots himself in the ring over the top rope and drops the leg! ONE.....TWO...NO! He almost won the belt right there! Praxis with a thumb to the eyes! Asian is sent flying through the ropes, to the outside! Lookout! Dr. Guggen just stuck WA's face in the poop! IVY: Ewwwwwwwww BB: Bandit, nails Guggen!! He rams Guggen's face in the poop! OHMYGOSH! Praxis reaches over the ropes, and pulls WA back in by his hair! Oh, he just dropped Asian's neck over the top rope! SB: $200.... this is too much.. BB: Praxis picks up WA...side-slam! The Greensboro Champion, whips WA into the ropes, goes for another side-slam, but WA flips around and there's a Frank'n'Parsons! He's going to the top rope!!! Top Rope Sunset Flip! ONE.....TWO......THR-NO! IVY: oh! I thought that was it! BB: Praxis with a shot to mid-section! A uppercut! Asian is stunned! Praxis shoots Wild Asian into the ropes, OHMY crucifix by WA!! He's got him over, ONE....TWO....THREE!!! He's done it!! WE'VE GOT A NEW GREENSBORO CHAMPION! SB: He had the tights! IVY: Can it, Sammy!! The Wild ASian has captured gold! BB: Bandit is in the ring, and he and WA are delighted! They've been through a lot tonight, but somehow managed to get the win! I feel good for this kid! He's been reguarded as the future..and after taking Mike Flair to the limit a few weeks ago, he's won his first major belt! SB: I wouldn't call the Greensboro title, major.. BB: Many great US and World Champions started their careers with the Greensboro championship! What a win, for the Wild Asian! ************** USN Heavyweight Title Match ***************** Scotty Michaels (C) vs. Mike Chain ************************************************************ BUCKLEY: Well, we've got a VERY interesting match coming up next, as two men who met earlier in the evening will do battle once again! Mike Chain is already in the ring and he is planning to add even more gold to the Horseman family! BENSON: Well, here comes Scotty Michaels to the ring and look at the smile on his face. He got rid of some dead weight out there earlier tonight, Buckley. BUCKLEY: Michaels steps in the ring and he offers Chain a handshake. Michaels has been feuding with the Horsemen for months, and now he wants a handshake? Chain accepts the handshake and this one is underway. They lock up, and Chain pulls Scotty Michaels down by the hair, and Chain does a little strutting! Michaels back up to his feet and they lock up again, and this time it's Scotty who pulls Chain down by the hair! And now it's Scotty Michaels taunting Mike Chain with a little strut! Chain gets back to his feet and they lock up once again! Chain with a knee to the midsection and now he whips Scotty Michaels off the ropes for a clothesline...no! Michaels ducks it and he comes off the ropes with a flying forearm! Great move by Scotty Michaels! BENSON: These ham and eggers don't really know what to make of Michaels. They don't know whether to cheer him or to boo him! BUCKLEY: That must confuse you as well, Sammy. How can you be sure if you can cheer for him until you know the fans hate him? BENSON: Exactly, Buckley. Tell these Dallas morons to make up their minds! BUCKLEY: Chain back to his feet and he charges at Michaels, and Scotty catches him with a quick armdrag takedown! Chain back up and he charges again and this time he is met with a hiptoss! Chain gets back to his feet, only to be met with a dropkick right in the kisser that sends Chain through the ropes and to the outside! BENSON: Mike Chain doesn't know what just hit him right then! He's going to get a little breather here! BUCKLEY: Oh no he's not, because Michaels is right out there with him! Michaels picks Chain up and goes to ram him hard into the post! No! Chain blocked it! Now Chain catches Scotty with a hard right hand and rams him headfirst into the steel steps! He whips Michaels hard into the ringside barricade now! He charges at Scotty! No! Scotty Michaels just backdropped Mike Chain over the barricade and into the ringside fans! BENSON: I pity Chain, having to actually be out there with those ham and eggers! BUCKLEY: The USN Champion is back in the ring now and he is awaiting Mike Chain's return to the ring! Chain finally escapes from the crowd and tries to roll into the ring, but he is met with a flurry of boots by the USN Champion and he rolls back to the outside! BENSON: Good strategy by Michaels, Buckley! Chain can't beat him if he can't even get into the ring with him! BUCKLEY: Good point. Chain climbs onto the ring apron to see if he can step through the ropes, but he's met with another dropkick by Michaels that sends him off the apron! Oh my! Chain's head hit that barricade hard! He's busted open, I think! We have to take a break! BUCKLEY: We're back and Mike Chain has been lacerated here! He's bleeding like a stuck pig! He climbs on the apron and is met with a forearm by Michaels! Scotty Michaels to suplex Chain back into the ring...no! Chain went over the shoulder, and now he rolls Michaels up from behind! One...Two...No! Michaels kicks out and sends Chain hard into the ringpost! Chain's shoulder hit the post hard! Now Michaels rolls him up from behind! One...Two...No! Chain kicked out! BENSON: This has been a pretty fast paced minute or two of action, Buckley! They're both back to their feet! Michaels goes for a dropkick, but wow! Chain sidestepped it and then superkicked Michaels while he was in midair! BUCKLEY: What a move by Mike Chain! One...Two...No! Foot on the ropes! Wait a second! Look who's watching this one from the locker rooms! BENSON: That's Vince Bailey, Buckley! He'll be facing Chain in the first round of Ultratitle, and it looks like he's doing a little scouting! BUCKLEY: Chain has spotted him and he's not following up on Michaels, who is in a world of hurt right now! He's barely conscious following that superkick! But Bailey is walking down the aisle, andhe has Chain's attention! He's got the microphone! BAILEY: "Chain, I'm a generous man. So I'm out here to make you an offer that you can't possibly refuse. I'm offering you the chance to avoid the beating that awaits you in the first round of Ultratitle. And I'll even give you a little something for your trouble. How does $50,000 sound to you? It's chump change to me, Chain, but I'm sure a man of your limited stature could find great things to do with it!" BUCKLEY: Vince Bailey's got a briefcase with $50,000 in it! I can't believe it. Chain calls Bailey up onto the apron. Is he going to accept this offer and give up his place in Ultratitle? BENSON: I can't believe Chain can be bought so cheaply! Bailey's a Billionaire for goodness sakes! I'd hold out for at least six figures! BUCKLEY: Bailey is on the apron and he's going to hand the case over! No! Chain popped him with a right hand! The briefcase is in the ring as Mike Chain is pounding on Vince Bailey and knocks him off the apron! The official now over to tell Bailey to hit the road! Wait a second! Michaels has the briefcase! He swings at Chain and misses! Now a boot to the gut by Chain, and Mike Chain has the briefcase! BENSON: Turn around, ref! Turn around! BUCKLEY: Oh my! Mike Chain just hammered Scotty Michaels with Vince Bailey's briefcase! Michaels is out! Chain throws the briefcase to the outside! Hey, Sammy, where are you going? Sammy Benson has just picked up that briefcase with $50,000 in it! He's stolen that money! Michaels is out! Chain with the cover! One...Two...Three! BENSON: The bell rang before the three count, Buckley! BUCKLEY: You're right, and the referee Manuel Juarez is saying that as well! Mike Chain can't believe it! Hey! When did Teri Melton get to ringside? The timekeeper is saying he didn't ring the bell! I think Teri Melton rang the bell! What's going on here? She just tossed her high heel to Scotty Michaels! Juarez re-starts the match! Chain goes over to Michaels! Oh my! Michaels just hammered Chain in the head with that high heel shoe! Juarez didn't catch it! Michaels BUCKLEY: Michaels with the cover! One...Two...THREE! He got him! I don't believe what I've just seen! Scotty Michaels retains the USN title with some underhanded tactics over Mike Chain, and he's heading back to the locker room with Teri Melton close behind! What's the deal with Teri? She cost Lex Taylor a few matches, and now she helps Scotty Michaels win this one! This is a strange situation! Well, there's no time to reflect on this one because we're just about ready for the EN World Tag Team title rematch between the CS Express and the <> Cutters! This should be one for the ages! *********** EN/CPUWA World Tag Team Title Match ************ <>Cutters vs. CS Express ************************************************************ BUCKLEY: The EN Champions are on their way down to ringside with Maxwell Diamond, and look at what they're wearing, Sammy. This crowd isn't going to like this! BENSON: They're wearing Steelers shirts and are waving Terrible Towels at this Dallas crowd! I love it! But what I don't love is that they have to come to the ring first! They're the champs! They should be introduced last! Just another case of lack of respect by CS Enterprises! BUCKLEY: How's the butt feeling, Sammy? BENSON: Not another word, Buckley. Not another word. BUCKLEY: Sorry. And listen to this place erupt as the challengers, Chad Gibson and Steve Morton, the CS Express make their way to ringside! They have hit the ring with lightning speed and they are all over the Cutters! The bell has rung and this one is underway,and this is going to be a fight from bell to bell! Gibson is brawling with Planchard in one corner, while Morton is taking it to Enderson in another corner! Morton's got one of those Terrible Towels and he is just choking the life out of Ern Enderson with it! BENSON: This isn't right, Buckley! It should have been the Cutters who could have had the surprise attack! BUCKLEY: Gibson and Planchard are on the arena floor and they are going toe to toe! This is a war, Sammy! Gibson whips Planchard hard into the barricade, and he follows it up with a standing dropkick that sends Planchard into this Dallas crowd! And look at this, Sammy! They're ripping that Steeler shirt right off of his back and tearing it to shreds! Morton continues to use one of those Terrible Towels to choke out Ern Enderson! He's absolutely ignoring Ben Worthington's commands to release the choke! BENSON: If it was Enderson who was choking Morton, he would have been DQ'd a long time ago, but the refs let the CS Express get away with murder! BUCKLEY: Morton holds Enderson in place with that towel! Gibson off the top rope, and he dropkicks Ern from behind! At the same time, Morton pulls him in the opposite direction with that towel! Enderson's neck snapped back with great force! What a dangerous maneuver! Planchard is fighting off some rowdy ringsiders here in Dallas! Oh my! He just rammed one of them, who is wearing an Emmitt Smith jersey, headfirst into the railing! Now he rips the Emmitt jersey off of the fan's back! Diamond just tossed something to Planchard! It's some blunt piece of metal, and Planchard wraps it up in the Emmitt jersey! He rolls into the ring and he swings that loaded jersey! He nails Morton with it! He nails Gibson with it! Oh my! The CS Express are down and hurt after that! I don't believe this! Worthington calls for the bell! The Cutters have been DQ'd, but they don't care! Enderson drapes an arm over Morton and Planchard covers Gibson! Diamond does the count! 1...2...3! We'll be back! BUCKLEY: We're back and look at the Cutters! They're celebrating what they've done here tonight against the CS Express! They escaped with their belts in a match that really never got started, and then they counted pins over the Express after knocking them out with some sort of metal object! They're still in the ring holding their arms high in victory, but Gibson and Morton are starting to stir! They're back to their feet! They come at the Cutters from behind! Oh my! They dropkicked Planchard and Enderson from behind and sent them flying to the outside! Now they've got a hold of Maxwell Diamond! Morton whips him off the ropes, and Gibson catches him with a dropkick! They've got Diamond up now and they throw him over the top rope and right onto Enderson and Planchard! BENSON: This isn't right, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Planchard and Enderson have Diamond and they're getting out of dodge! The CS Express remain in the ring and they are getting a standing ovation! And look at this! The <> Cutters left the EN tag team belts behind, and the CS Express picks them up and puts them around their waists! They're not the champions yet, but they're looking to get those belts back for real! BENSON: Well, that's just wishful thinking on their part, Buckley. They're never going to beat the <> Cutters! BUCKLEY: Well, now we take our cameras to Death Island, a remote island somewhere out there! We've got a CSWA blimp out there to cover the action, and Sammy and I will call it from right here in Dallas. So, without any further ado, let's go out to Death Island! ************** EN World Heavyweight Title Rematch ********** GUNS (C) vs Mike Randalls ****************** DEATH ISLAND MATCH ********************** BUCKLEY: Well, Mike Randalls makes his way to the ring from his tent first, and "Kashmir" is playing from a sound system set up. Randalls is wearing a black cloak with a hint of red, and he is in the ring now. He says this is going to be the Final Chapter, and he says the Army of Darkness is coming to take GUNS out. BENSON: I'm pretty curious what this Army of Darkness thing is all about. I'm also pretty curious about this Secret Weapon that GUNS is talking about. BUCKLEY: Those questions should be answered tonight, Sammy. Now here comes the EN World heavyweight Champion! GUNS hits the ring and Randalls pounces on him as soon as he gets there! These two men absolutely hate each other, and their feud is going to be settled once and for all on Death Island tonight! Randalls whips GUNS off the ropes and hammers him with a clothesline! GUNS jumps right back up to his feet and stares Randalls right in the face! GUNS now floors Randalls with a clothesline of his own! And Randalls jumps right back up and now he stares GUNS right in the face! BENSON: The adrenaline, or the "Darkness" as it were, is flowing through both men's veins right now! BUCKLEY: Randalls fires a right hand at GUNS and connects! GUNS responds with a hard right hand of his own! They're still just standing in the middle of the ring, not taking their eyes off of each other, trading blows! Randalls gives GUNS a kick to the gut and follows it up with a DDT! I don't believe this! GUNS shakes it off and gets back to his feet! He kicks Randalls in the gut as well, and now HE delivers a DDT! The crowd here in Dallas is watching this on the big screen, and they're going wild! BENSON: Is there a remote control to that big screen? I want to switch it to Andy Griffith just to tick the crowd off! BUCKLEY: I don't think so, Sammy! Randalls is back up to his feet now, and he and GUNS lock up in a test of strength! And predictably, GUNS forces Randalls down to his knees with the awesome power in those 32 inch arms of his! BENSON: Randalls obviously isn't all that bright. I don't care what kind of "Darkness" you've got going for you, you're not going to win a test of strength with GUNS! BUCKLEY: Randalls just delivered a headbutt to the breadbasket of GUNS, and now he grabs GUNS by the tights and hurls him through the ropes and to the outside! Normally GUNS would be hitting concrete, but instead he just hits dirt. Randalls picks GUNS up by the hair and rams him hard into the ringpost! GUNS catches Randalls with an elbow to the mush and now he grabs Randalls by the hair and rams HIM headfirst into the post! BENSON: Wrong move, Steroid boy BUCKLEY: Randalls just laughs and rams his own head into the post five or six times! This man is sick! Now Randalls catches GUNS with a roundhouse right hand! He picks up the steel steps and bashes GUNS right over the head with it! GUNS is down after that one! Randalls now smashes those stairs over the back of GUNS! He rolls the EN World Heavyweight champ back into the ring now, and he's putting the boots to him! Wait! GUNS grabs a hold of one of Randalls legs and trips out the other one! Randalls is on the canvas and it's GUNS who is back to his feet! Oh my! He grabs Randalls' feet and spreads his legs! Make a wish! BENSON: He just dropped that bionic knee into the crotch of Mike Randalls, and Randalls definitely felt that one! If he likes pain, then he must be having the time of his life right now! BUCKLEY: GUNS now slingshots Randalls from the mat into the corner! Randalls hit the turnbuckle hard! He staggers out of the corner and GUNS rocks him with a clothesline! Randalls is still on his feet though! GUNS now picks Randalls up in a bearhug...no! Inverted atomic drop with that bionic knee! Randalls is doubled over in pain! GUNS caught him with the bionic kneelift, and Randalls flies to the outside! He is out cold after that one! BENSON: At least he can't feel the pain in his family jewels if he's unconscious! Ya gotta look at the silver lining, Buckley! BUCKLEY: GUNS climbs to the top rope! Oh my! He's going to drop that knee on Randalls! If he hits that, that could spell the end of Mike Randalls' career! Wait a second! Look at that! Coming out of the water! It's Hellstalker, and who knows who those guys in cloaks are? BENSON: This must be the Army of Darkness that we've heard so much about, Buckley! BUCKLEY: Whatever happened to one on one, Sammy? Hellstalker just pulled Randalls too far away from the ring for GUNS to drop the knee on him! They're not going after GUNS, though. GUNS is a little perplexed! BENSON: So am I! If I had three guys out there to help me, the least I'd ask them to do is rough up my opponent! BUCKLEY: Instead, the two cloaked men are holding Mike Randalls up while Hellstalker pulls something out of Randalls' tights! It's a razor blade! What's he doing? He's cutting at Randalls' forehead with that blade! He's making Randalls bleed! What on Earth is going on here? Mike Randalls is wearing a crimson mask right now with all that blood, but his eyes have just opened! Look at those eyes! BENSON: I don't believe it, Buckley! Randalls has been awakened by his own blood being spilled, and he's got that wild look in his eyes! BUCKLEY: He charges past Hellstalker and company and hits the ring with a newfound ferocity! GUNS can't believe what he's seeing! Randalls is all over him! A barrage of rights and lefts by Mike Randalls! He whips GUNS hard into the corner and follows it up with a clothesline, and now he's just putting the boots to the ribs of the Strongest Arms of the World! He rips the turnbuckle pad off now, and he rams GUNS hard headfirst into it! GUNS is busted open as well, and he falls hard to the mat! He's hurt now, Sammy! Mike Randalls continues to put the boots to the fallen EN champ! BENSON: This match is going to take so much out of these guys before Ultratitle! Randalls might be able to afford it! His bracket is a joke! But GUNS' bracket is loaded! This was amajor mistake by GUNS taking on a match of this magnitude right before Ultratitle! BUCKLEY: I'd have to agree with you there, Sammy! Randalls picks GUNS up and delivers a chokeslam! He picks GUNS up again, and he sets him up for...the PILEDRIVER! GUNS may be hurt enough for Randalls to get the pin! One...Two...No! Randalls pulled GUNS up by the hair! He wants to punish the champ some more! He throws GUNS out of the ring and now he points over to the beach, and the two cloaked men go over to the shore! They've got some driftwood! This is very similar to the 2x4 Mike Randalls used at Apocalypse way back in May of 1995! The cloaked men hand the driftwood to Randalls, and he hammers GUNS' knee with it! Not the bionic knee, but the other knee! BENSON: Well, what if GUNS had both knees replaced? Could that be the Secret Weapon, Buckley? BUCKLEY: Could be, Sammy! But Randalls now has that sharp piece of driftwood, and he's going to try and ram it through GUNS' good knee! No! GUNS catches him with a kick to the gut! He's back to his feet! Randalls swings the driftwood at GUNS, but GUNS ducked it! He catches Randalls with a clothesline, and Randalls retreats behind his Army of Darkness! BENSON: It's over, Buckley. It's really, really over. Randalls has the superior resources with the Army of Darkness, and he's got the Will to Win. It's over...it's really, really over, and you heard it here first. BUCKLEY: What are you talking about, Sammy? GUNS tries to get at Randalls, and to do so, he hammers one of the cloaked guys with a hard right hand! Now he hits the other cloaked guy! He turns his attentions to Hellstalker, and no! Mike Randalls just whacked GUNS from behind in the back of the knee with that driftwood! BENSON: If we were on Death Island, I bet we could hear GUNS screaming "Why me?" BUCKLEY: Will you stop, Sammy! Randalls now throws GUNS into the ring, and he's setting him up for...yes! He's got it hooked! Mike Randalls has the Devastator hooked in the center of the ring! BENSON: What did I tell you, Buckley? It's over. It's really, really over! BUCKLEY: GUNS is in pain with that Devastator! This is the hold that he "quit" to at Apocalypse, but this time he's got one bionic knee and doesn't have a stake sticking out of the other one! GUNS refusing to give up this time! He said he wouldn't quit this time, but I don't know! I think he might have to if he wants any chance to win Ultratitle! BENSON: It's over, Buckley. It's really, really over. Randalls has the superior resources. He has the Will to Win. It's over...it's really, really over! BUCKLEY: Will you stop already? You sound like a broken record! GUNS trying to crawl to the ropes, but that won't help him! There's no DQ in this match, so Randalls won't have to break the hold! GUNS has the bottom rope, and oh my! He just kicked with tremendous force! He just kicked Mike Randalls off of him! What power by GUNS! He gets to his feet and he is limping a little bit, but he's coming after Randalls! Randalls picks up the driftwood and breaks it over GUNS' head! I don't believe it! GUNS just stared at him! He's got the adrenaline flowing now! Randalls can't believe it either! He throws a right hand! Blcoked by GUNS, and he responds with a right of his own! He whips Randalls off the ropes...Big boot to the face! Randalls is down! GUNS runs off the ropes! LEGDROP! The cover! One...Two...No! Randalls got his shoulder up! GUNS just shrugs his shoulders as if to say "it was worth a shot." He whips Randalls off the ropes again...SIDEWALK SLAM! The crowd here in Dallas is going nuts! BENSON: Um...this run by GUNS is just an example of minituae Buckley. Everybody has their nice bits of news, but you have to look at the big picture. BUCKLEY: OK, Sammy. GUNS now picks up a piece of that driftwood, and it's pretty sharp! He juts it right into Randalls' knee! It's not very big so it won't go deep, but it's lacerating that knee, and maybe tearing some surface tissue! GUNS now picks Randalls up...KNEEBREAKER! He dropped Randalls' knee right down on that bionic knee! Randalls has got to be hurting! He tries to get up to his feet, but the knee buckled! It can't support him! Meanwhile, GUNS rolls to the outside! He catches the two Dark Souls with a double clothesline! He gives HellStalker a boot to the midsection that doubles him over! BIONIC KNEELIFT! Hellstalker is out cold! One cloaked man is up, and he takes a Bionic Kneelift as well! The same fate for the other one! BENSON: What the? GUNS has just knocked out all three members of Randalls' Army of Darkness with that Bionic Kneelift, and now he's back in the ring! He sets Randalls up in the corner! BUCKLEY: GUNS just leveled Randalls with the "GUNS-Shot", a Polish Hammer type maneuver! He told me about it the other day. Could that be the secret weapon? BENSON: I hope not. That would be a real jip if you tuned in just to see THAT be the Secret Weapon. BUCKLEY: GUNS pulls Randalls out into the middle of the ring, and he points to the black Hornet armband he's wearing! What's this? I don't believe it! GUNS has hooked the Scorpion Deathlock! He's never used that before! That must be the Secret Weapon! Randalls can't believe it! He is screaming in pain! That bionic knee probably adds more pressure to the injured knee of Randalls! GUNS' powerful arms will keep Randalls from escaping, and the Army of Darkness is laid out on the island beach! There's nowhere for Randalls to go! Nothing he can do! He's shaking his head no! The official is asking him and Randalls is refusing to give it up, but how much longer can he possibly hold on in this move? Randalls isn't liking THIS pain too much at all! Randalls is still vehemently refusing to submit, but GUNS leans back even further with that Scorpion, and we can hear the screams from Mike Randalls! Randalls shaking his head no...no...YES! He gave up! He gave up! Mike Randalls has submitted to the Scorpion Deathlock! Listen to this crowd in Dallas erupt! Randalls buries his head in his hands! (con't) BUCKLEY: Randalls can't believe that he actually submitted! BENSON: He can't believe it? I can't believe it! But it's like I said all along: GUNS has the superior resources and the Will to Win! BUCKLEY: Stop! Randalls rolls out of the ring and he is limping back toward his tent in absolute agony! He collapses next to his Army of Darkness, still in total shock! This will no doubt increase his hatred for Hornet, as Hornet obviously taught GUNS that hold...the Scorpion...the Secret Weapon! GUNS has the microphone now, and he wants to say something! GUNS: "I want to say something to everybody watching this thing in Dallas...and to everybody watching out there in TV Land. Tonight you all saw it! Mike Randalls submitted! Now, Randalls, I'll forgive you if you say you quit in order to save yourself for Ultratitle. I'll forgive you if you say that Hornet is your number one priority, as is the UNIFIED belt. And if that's the case, Randalls, then you know. You know exactly where I was in Apocalypse! The feud is over, Randalls! This was the final chapter, and I was right! You didn't like the ending! Now, if Rudy Seitzer or Billy Buckly were here right now, they might ask me: 'GUNS, you've just beaten Mike Randalls on Death Island. What are you gonna do now?' Well, I'm not going to Disney World. That place harbors some bad memories for me, including a steel cage and the man who is the greatest UNIFIED champion of all-time. So, no, I'm not going to Disney World. I'm going to ULTRA TITLE!" BUCKLEY: Mike Randalls is limping back toward the ring and he rolls back in. He offers GUNS his hand! He's going to shake GUNS' hand? GUNS is a little confused about this. Wait. Hellstalker tries to come in from behind, but GUNS spotted him out of the corner of his eye and turned around! BENSON: Never turn your back on Mike Randalls! BUCKLEY: Randalls just leveled GUNS from behind with the EN belt! Now, instead of continuing the assault, he just grabs GUNS' arm and pulls off the Hornet armband, and now he limps out of the ring and back to his tent, just looking at the armband and screaming "Hornet!" Well, that's gonna do it forthe Death Island match, and that wraps things up here in Dallas! For Sammy Benson, this is Bill Buckley saying good night, and congratulations to the Super Bowl champion Dallas Cowboys! (FADEOUT as GUNS gets back to his feet, stares at Randalls for a minute, shakes his head, and then holds the EN World title up high as he walks back to his tent.) (Back down to the broadcast podium after the GUNS-Randalls match....Senior Vice-President Mike Ventolo walks up to Bill Buckley and Sammy Benson....) ============================================================ MV: You imbeciles....what on EARTH did you sign off for? We've still got the US Tag Team Championship match and the Corporation Press Conference left to go tonight! I swear, if I had any power....you'd be FIRED....right here, RIGHT NOW! SB: It's all Buckley's fault..... MV: Shut up, Benson, or I'll sign you to face Poison Ivy again! SB: Another cheap feel? I love you, man! MV: You're not getting my Bud Light, Sammy..... BB: So, you're still on the wagon? I thought the CSWA had a no-drinking, no-drugs policy...... MV: Look....both of you shut up....right now! Or, I'll get our Spanish Broadcast team over here....(Waves to the other side...) Eduardo....Pedro....ANDELE! SB: Yep....here comes our quota for illegal aliens! MV: Benson, you screw up again....and one of these illegal aliens is gonna have your job! SB: What about Seitzer? MV: He's been promised to some family in Guatemala for field labor....how do you think we got a Spanish Broadcast Team anyways? SB: I figured you went to Taco Bell.... MV: Enough, funny-man....now, what's on U-62 right now? BB: I believe National Geographic Explorer....they're doing a study of the Antarctic King Penguin.... MV: Not anymore.....Marvin, flip the switch.....in FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE! ============================================================ SB: Hello....this is Sammy Benson....and this is not a warning....this is the Emergency Broadcast System! Giant flying roaches are approaching Los Angeles....OH, THE HUMANITY! (An arm grabs Benson and drags him off the stage.....) BB: You just knew that was coming. Fans, we're sorry for interupting National Geographic Explorer here on U-62, but the SUPER BOWL BLAST....BATTLE OF THE BELTS XIII, is not over yet! Steelers fans and Cowboys fans alike will love this next match we have coming up, as the CSWA United States Tag Team Champions.....NC-17, WILDSTAR and TSUNAMI, square off against the most inept duo in wrestling today....."Lord of Darkness" CARL BRIGSBY and "Winless" WESLEY PAIGE! But, first...let's head down to taped footage of the Press Conference held by Corporation Leader RAY S. CORNETTE earlier on tonight.... ============================================================ (Fade into a press room.....flashbulbs pop as Ray S. Cornette makes his way to the podium....) RAY S. CORNETTE: Folks, I'm going to make it short and sweet, because....frankly, I don't feel like wasting my time talking to you PEONS! As you know, the Corporation has been an unmitigated disaster because of the inepitude of one man....STEVEN FLAIR! But, he's gone, and it's time to start anew.....with these men! First....a superstar of the FUTURE.....PEYTON WRIGHT! (Wright comes out to the podium...) Melton, Wright's been waiting a LONG time to get a crack at you....and if it doesn't happen soon, you're gonna live to regret it! Of course....we have the US Tag Team Champions.....NC-17, WILDSTAR and TSUNAMI, the only two men from the OLD Corporation that could get the job done! They're getting ready preparing for their match tonight, so they can't be with us. Now, here come the SUPRISES! I've gotten me the MOST DOMINATE team in the history of the AAWC....a team that's come to DOMINATE the CSWA.....hell, if it weren't for crooked officials payed off by Vince Bailey's money, they'd be the EN World Tag Team Champions right this minute.....I GIVE YOU, with their manager....TTL.....BATTLESHIP and SUBMARINE......... >>>>>> RC: THE ARMED FORCES! (Foghorns sound over the speaker system as TTL leads the massive Battleship and Submarine up to the podium....he takes the mic...) TLL: (Laughs) Bet the whole world would have never seen THIS COMING.....Ray S. Cornette and TTL combined as one, two of the greatest managerial minds in the sport today. You see, this was just all too easy....afterall, our favorite colors are GOLD....and GREEN! BATTLESHIP: That's right! And Mr. Cornette gave us more than enough green...now it's time for us to get some GOLD! You see, we stepped aside from that US Tag Title shot tonight as a part of Corporation business...Disco Express....you got LUCKY....REAL LUCKY....but things are gonna change around here REAL SOON....in fact, starting TONIGHT! SUBMARINE: Big man, you've got it. We've been screwed over one too many times....and now, we're gonna start paying back ALL of the teams in the CSWA.....IN FULL.....until we get those Unified World Tag Titles around our waists....and hey, Diamond....if your boys want another crack at the Armed Forces, we'd be more than happy to squash you into oblivion AGAIN! (Cornette heads back to the podium....) RC: Now....THAT'S what I want to hear! Of course, that isn't it....I've got one more surprise for you tonight! As you know, there's no one I hate more in the sport than HORNET, for any number of reasons.....in fact, I'd sell my soul to the DEVIL himself (Laughs) if I knew it would get rid of him once and for all.....and I've done just that. With his bodyguard, CYBORGUS.....here is SATAN, LUCIFER, whatever on God's Green Earth you want to call him....."GENTLEMAN" JIM WILLIAMS.....the man that has BROKEN DOWN HORNET....the man that will DESTROY HORNET! (Jim Williams takes the podium, with Cyborgus casting a glare at reporters....) JW: (Laughs) Hornet....as you know.....your own personal tribulation has begun.....but is only to get worse. The pain, the suffering.....the deals and pacts made with the Devil himself (Laughs)....will all come back to haunt you in many ways. Your life is an utter shambles....as your memories....your memories that cause you to have the VERY SAME MARK I HAVE ON MY HEAD (Points to the "666" on his head)....on yours......you can't see it....(Laughs)....but I can....and upon you reporters.....is the mark......(Laughs insanely....) as written in the Bible.....the end-times are here....I am the FALSE PROPHET, I am SATAN HIMSELF.....all rolled into one.....I know who survives.....I know who is cast into the pit of fire.....and my job is to torment those with the Mark.....Hornet....your torment has only yet begun....(Laughs insanely....as the reporters are stunned silent.....) RC: Well, wasn't THAT a pleasant message! I LOVE IT! I might be sounding like an infomercial right about now....BUT, THAT'S NOT ALL FOLKS! There is a man out there....a man that is compared to Hornet.....in wrestling talent. Of course, I'm talking about MJ Dean.....now, personally, I'd love to have someone of this talent to complete this NEW Corporation....now, Dean....we all know you've been down this road before....and we know that you haven't exactly lived up to the reputation handed down on you.....now, I'm giving you that chance.....just think about it, and maybe, just MAYBE....you'll become what you can! Hey, even if you're stupid enough to turn it down, I've got Jim Williams, I've got the Armed Forces, I've got Peyton Wright, and I've got NC-17.....boy, is Mama Cornette gonna be proud now when she sees what her little boy is gone and done! (Laughs loudly as the camera fades to black....) ============================================================ BB: Cornette sure shocked the WORLD tonight. Pulling in the Armed Forces.....pulling in Jim Williams were incredible coups, but what was more amazing is the fact that he's shown interest in MJ Dean....a man that I believe would NEVER consider working with the devious likes of a Ray S. Cornette.....fans, we've got to take a break, we'll be right back with the US Tag Title match! BB: Before we head down to ringside....joining me in the broadcast booth is a man that knows a thing or two about pathetic performances in the ring, of course, I'm talking about the STAR of the Midget Wargames back at the Thanksgiving Weekend Spectacular.....MAD MIKE! MM: Hey, Buckley....let me tell you right now, because Karelin saved Hornet doesn't mean I'm not gonna knock you into next week if you bring up those damned midgets again! BB: O--kay. Coming up now, we've got a US Tag Team Championship Match, and if you ask me, Ray S. Cornette sure got away with one tonight. The Armed Forces were scheduled to face NC-17 for the US Tag Titles, but stepped aside when they joined the Corporation. The only people available at the time to fill in were the CSWA's resident screw-ups, Wesley Paige and Carl Brigsby! MM: If they healed. I saw Paige in an electric wheelchair before, watching the game! And these two have to wrestle against each other at the Ultratitle! BB: Well, as everyone members, their singles encounter was a classic match.... MM: Classic? Classic? You could put me and Benson in the ring right now and we'd put on a better show.....the highlight of the match was when Paige took out the wire of the Spanish Broadcast Team! BB: Well....Eduardo and Pedro are certainly getting their fifteen minutes of fame here tonight....the teams are down at ringside, let's head down to ringside and get this one underway.... ============================================================ CSWA US TAG CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH NC-17 vs. CARL BRIGSBY/WESLEY PAIGE ============================================================ BB: Ray S. Cornette NOT down at ringside.....he must be pretty confident about his team's chances tonight. MM: PLEASE! I managed Carl Brigsby, and let me tell you, he couldn't beat someone from Sally Struthers' School for the Deaf, Dumb, Blind and Mute! BB: So, she's branched out, I see.... MM: You could say that. BB: (Sighs) Well, we're ready to go, and it looks like Wildstar will start this one off against Wesley Paige! We've got a lockup, Paige with a HIPTOSS....NO! HE JUST THREW HIS HIP OUT! Wesley Paige is down on the canvas in convulsions! MM: That's certainly not a good sign. BB: Even the referee, Ben Worthington, can't help but to laugh at the plight of one Wesley Paige! Wildstar pulls Paige to his feet, sends him off the ropes....FALL-A-WAY SLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Paige somehow mustered a kickout! MM: Nah, I just think that was another convulsion.... BB: Could be. Wildstar back into his corner, and he'll tag in the FORMER Unified World Champion, TSUNAMI! Meanwhile, Paige is using the ropes to pull himself up....AND, OH NO! He lost his balance, and tumbled over the top rope, down to the floor..... MM: This HAS to be an act! No one could be this much of a clod! BB: Tsunami off the ropes....SOMMERSAULT PLANCHA DOWN ONTO WESLEY PAIGE, and Mad Mike, I don't think he's getting up! Tsunami rolls him into the ring, and we might just see the end of Wesley Paige here tonight! MM: That's right! Tsunami's going up to the top rope, and I think we all know what that means.... BB: Tsunami....1 1/2 MOONSAULT INTO A LEGDROP! IT CONNECTS! ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! CARL BRIGSBY BREAKS IT UP! Wildstar into the ring, and he connects with a savate kick on Brigsby, he nearly took the man's head off! MM: I tell 'ya, these guys remind me of crash test dummies! BB: Ben Worthington checking on the fallen Paige, I guess seeing if he's still alive, and NC-17 grabs Brigsby......... THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! They should be disqualified for that! BB: We're back, and Wesley Paige is in dire straits here! Tsunami SLAMS him down to the canvas.....goes up top, MOONSAULT! Wildstar up top.....REVERSE MOONSAULT DOWN ON THE "Winless" one! NC-17 is actually taking TURNS moonsaulting the world's most hapless wrestler! MM: Hey, it looks like fun....who can blame them! BB: It looks like Carl Brigsby is coming to....he's waddling along the ring apron, as Tsunami goes up again....OH MY GOD, HE JUST WALKED INTO TSUNAMI! Tsunami goes crashing down to the canvas.....just INCREDIBLE! Brigsby is dazed....still walking around on the apron....HE JUST PUNCHED BEN WORTHINGTON! MM: He's so dazed, he can't tell the wrestlers from the refs! BB: Wildstar is just in an utter state of confusion here.... his partner is down....Wesley Paige is down, Ben Worthington is down, and Carl Brigsby is well....Carl Brigsby! Paige rolling to his corner, and Brigsby takes the tag in! He's gonna catapult into the ring.... MM: AND HE LOST HIS BALENCE! BB: You're right! Brigsby's foot is tied in the ropes, and he's literally dangling over the floor....MAN, are they AWFUL! Tsunami finally makes it to his corner, and he manages to tag in Wildstar! Wildstar reels in Brigsby, sends him off the ropes....SIDE-WHEEL KICK! Wildstar pulls up Brigsby, sends him off the ropes, BELLY-TO-BELLY, NICELY EXECUTED! MM: Finally, NC-17 is giving this match some order! BB: Ben Worthington making it back to his feet, I bet he's wishing he assigned Patrick Young to this match right about now. Wildstar going up top, he's waiting for Carl Brigsby to get back to his feet....SHOOTING STAR PRESS....NO! BRIGSBY JUST FELL TO THE CANVAS....AND GOT OUT OF THE WAY! MM: I don't think he ACTUALLY got out of the way.....I just think he fainted! BB: You could be right, Mad Mike. Wesley Paige is back up, and he's in the ring....he goes for a DROPKICK....and gets about TWO FEET OFF THE GROUND! That.....that is not good! Tsunami laughs, and WHIPS Paige into the corner....TSUNAMI WITH A HAND-SPRING ELBOW! Ben Worthington has lost control of this match! MM: Is that like something new? BB: Well, I'd like to see YOU be an official. You couldn't even handle four midgets in Halloween Costumes and Stan Parsons! MM: Them's fighting words! BB: I'm really scared now! MM: You better be, little man! Tsunami and Paige are brawling on the floor....and Wildstar heads up top....... ANOTHER REVERSE MOONSAULT...... BB: AND HE MISSED! I don't believe it! Brigsby is getting to his feet....he's going to the top.... MM: AND HE TRIPPED OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BB: But he does about four flips in midair....AND LANDS ON TOP OF WILDSTAR! INCREDIBLE! Worthington with the count, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! CARL BRIGSBY AND WESLEY PAIGE ARE OUR NEW UNITED STATES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! This has to be the biggest UPSET in CSWA HISTORY! MM: I'm stunned....there's nothing more that I can say! BB: Worthington presents Brigsby with a belt, and look at this....he's amazed! He can't believe it! With how inept these two are....you really have to feel good for them to be able to pull out such a HUGE win! Here comes Ray S. Cornette down to ringside....and he can't be none too happy! He's got the mic.... ============================================================ RC: Okay....Wildstar, Tsunami....come into the ring for a second....(Both Wildstar and Tsunami slowly enter the ring...) I'd just like to say one thing.....Wesley Paige, and Carl Brigsby....they couldn't win if it was in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS....as far as I'm concerned....YOU'RE FIRED! BB: OH MY GOD! Wildstar with a SAVATE KICK on CORNETTE! Tsunami SLAMS him down to the canvas, and Wildstar's going up top! They're gonna take out their fustrations on the leader of the CORPORATION! MM: I've got a feeling this is a BIG MISTAKE....because, HERE COMES THE ARMED FORCES! BB: Submarine up on the apron, and he KNOCKS Wildstar off the top! Submarine up top, and he CLOTHESLINES Tsunami down to the canvas! The HUGE Battleship off the ropes....OH NO, HE DROPPED A SPLASH ON WILDSTAR! Now, Battleship picks up Tsunami....AND POWERSLAMS HIM ON TOP OF HIS PARTNER! We've got to get some help down here for these two men! MM: Are you talking about Battleship? Hell, he's the size of THREE MEN! BB: Battleship has NC-17 piled on top of each other, and now Cornette, Submarine, and TTL are telling him to go up....... there's no way.....no....we've got to get some help out here....GOD NO! BATTLESHIP WITH A SPLASH OFF THE TOP DOWN ONTO BOTH MEMBERS OF NC-17! Cornette's got the mic again..... ============================================================ RC: Let this be a LESSON to EVERYONE here in the CSWA! If you....LAY A HAND ON ME....or mess with MY CORPORATION, you're gonna SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES....just like these two losers! (Slams down the mic on Tsunami and Wildstar, and the foursome leaves the ring....medical attendants rush down to ringside, and even Bill Buckley heads into the ring to check on NC-17....as the camera pans back to Mad Mike...) ============================================================ MM: Well....while everyone's checking on the two former wrestlers, now pancakes, I'm the STAR of the show! Marvin, what on Earth does a star of the show do? A commerical? I could live with that......talk about the next match? What is the next match anyways....oh, the ELIMINATOR against BANDIT? Fans....we'll be right back with the ELIMINATOR taking on BANDIT.....I think.....because that's what Marvin told me....if it doesn't come on....blame him, I'm just a stand-in....(Presses a button....and the feed goes to the Spanish Broadcast Team....Eduardo is sleeping, and Pedro is chomping away on a burrito....) PEDRO: Que lastima! Senor Mad Mike es muy tonto! EDUARDO: Huh? Huh? Pedro? MI BURRITO....TU ASNO! (Pedro and Eduardo begin to brawl....the feed goes back to Mad Mike....) MM: Sorry about that....I'm experiencing technical difficulties....we'll be right back.... BB: We're back after that appalling scene! SB: Appalling? Ever since his return this summer, Ray S. Cornette has been looking for the right group, the right formula, if you will, for the CORPORATION. He's now found it. Ivy: What, a lunatic, two steroid-pumping boats, and a punk kid? SB: Watch it sister. Ivy: You want another fist to the face, fat boy? BB: Up next, we've got Ivy's current wrestler and a former one. SB: Yeah, why aren't you down there where you belong? Ivy: Because Alicia is all that Eli needs for this one. BB: The Intracontinental Title is on the line. The challenger, and former tag team partner of the IC Champ, BANDIT is in the ring. And now, here is the IC Champion himself, accompanied by his wife, Alicia, here is the ELIMINATOR! Wow, doesn't Alicia look stunning! Ivy: Yes, she does. SB: Not as good as... Ivy: Don't say it, Sammy. BB: Alicia is running over the game plan with the Eliminator, but here comes Bandit! He slides through the ropes and catches Eli with a boot! He came just inches from hitting Alicia. Ivy: Alicia can take care of herself, Bill. SB: Yeah, as long as Hornet's not... Ivy: If you say that name again, Sammy, you're going to leave this table with two less body parts. BB: Bandit sends Eli into the ring post, and then rolls the Intracontinental Champion into the ring. Ref Ben Worthington calls for the bell. Bandit whips the Eliminator into the ropes, but Eli ducks the clothesline and sends Bandit packing with a bulldog! That's certainly not one of Eli's regular maneuvers. Ivy: Whatever works, Bill. It's called versatility. BB: Indeed! Eli follows up with a knee lift and then cinches in a sleeper hold. We're seeing some new tactics used here by Eli. Bandit grabs hold of the ropes, but he's quickly whips back across and leveled with a clothesline by Eli. Eli quickly hooks the leg, but he only gets a one-count from Worthington. Alicia yells something inside to Eli, who quickly drops Bandit with a swinging neckbreaker, and once again hooks the leg. Another one-count by Worthington, and Eli pulls Bandit to his feet. Bandit reverses the irish whip and trips up Eli with a drop toe hold. He goes for and hooks in a half-boston crab on the Intracontinental Champ. Eli reaches for the ropes, but is too far away to get a hold of them. Instead, he starts to get his arms under him, trying to power his way out. In response, Bandit tries to sit back even further on Eli's back, gripping the leg even tighter. But Eli has both hands planted firmly on the mat, and he's starting to push Bandit out of position. BB: And there's it is, Bandit is forced to give up the half boston. Bandit instead pulls Eli to his feet by his hair and starts pummeling him with rights and lefts. Ivy: That's not a smart move. BB: No indeed, as Eli starts firing back. Bandit isn't able to trade blows, and he hits the ropes. Eli continues to fire away and then whips his former tag team partner across the ring. Bandit ducks the clothesline, jumps to the middle of the second rope and dives behind, catching Eli hard to the shoulder! Eli goes down hard, and Bandit quickly hooks in a figure four in the center of the ring! SB: Uh oh.... BB: What's wrong, Sammy? SB: Um, I hate to say this with her around, but there's gonna be trouble. BB: Who is that coming down to ringside? It's Doc Silver? Wait a minute, he's not coming any further than about a third of the way down. He's calling to someone behind the curtain. And there he is. SB: Who is that? BB: He calls himself Hell's Caretaker. He's entered into the ULTRATITLE, but what's he doing here? Ivy? Ivy: I don't know, Bill, but I don't like it. BB: The Caretaker comes down about halfway down the aisle. I think he just called for Alicia, but it's hard to tell under that hood. Alicia turns around however.....WHAT'S GOING ON? Hell's Caretaker snapped his fingers, and Alicia just passed out to the floor! Ivy: I've got to get down there! BB: Ivy has just left the table here above ringside and is headed down. And Hornet just came out of the back!!! He nails Doc Silver with a chair to the back of the head! Hornet rushes by Hell's Caretaker to kneel beside Alicia! Inside the ring, I don't know if Eli's even aware of what's happened! He's still stuck in the figure four! Ivy reaches her sister, and now she's yelling at Hornet, apparently telling him to leave! Hornet's refusing! She slaps him!! On the other end of the aisle, Doc Silver apparently has what he came for, and he and the Caretaker make their way back behind the curtain. Alicia is still unconscious, and Hornet is calling for the paramedics! Inside the ring, the Eliminator reverses the figure four, and Bandit is forced to let go. Bandit sends Eli into the ropes, but Eli levels Bandit and heads through the ropes to see what's going on. He's yelling at Hornet as well, but Hornet refuses to leave! Here comes Bandit! He's comes over the top for a tope! BUT MISSES! Hornet just pulled Eli out of the way of Bandit's tope! Bandit hit the metal barricade head first! The paramedics are on their way down. Ivy motions Eli into the ring, and Eli takes Bandit with him, very reluctantly. Eli hooks the leg and has the three count for the win, but just as quickly is back outside the ring. SB: Alicia could be in a coma again, Buckley. BB: THat's possible. The paramedics are putting her on a stretcher. Wait a second, she's apparently coming to, and she doesn't look very thrilled to be on a stretcher. Eli is beside her as they wheel her down the aisle, but Hornet and Ivy are still arguing! Ivy finally leaves Hornet to follow the gurney. Wow, what's going on here? We'll be back with the Unified Tag Team Championship match next! BB: Wow..this whole Eli/Alicia deal is getting strange.. SB: You're telling me....we've got some guy coming out like he's David Copperfield, snapping his fingers. I'm stunned Buckley, this isn't Halloween... BB: Fans, Poison Ivy has left us..for the night..she's gone back to be with Eli.. SB: I thought she'd never leave.. BB: It's time for our Big Main Event! ============================================================ Dream Team vs Horsemen UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE DEFENSE BB: Over the last couple of months, the CSWA has been treated to one of it's hottest tag team fueds in recent memory! The Dream Team, Scotty Michaels and Lex Taylor, have battled the Horsemen, Jack Samson and Mike Chain in some classic wars! SB: It's been great..I personally don't like either team.. but it's been fun to watch. BB: Michaels and Taylor defeated Samson and Chain in the finals of the Unified tag team tourney..and just a few weeks ago, Chain and Samson defeated the Dream Team for the titles! SB: But, tonight...the title is on the line once again! BB: Sammy, as you well know, there are rumors going around that all isn't well with the Dream Team! SB: If you're talking about Teri Melton, don't ask me. Her dealings with Lex Taylor, puzzle me to tell you the truth! BB: We're just about ready to kick things off, in this one! Scotty Michaels in the ring first...and he locks up with Jack Samson! Michaels side-head lock..up against the ropes! Samson shoots Michaels off the ropes, hip toss! Scotty got some air under him that time! SB: If you haven't noticed...Mickey Van Bruen is not at ringside with the Dream Team! My sources tell me, he was fired just hours ago! BB: Fired!!!??? SB: Fired! BB: For what? SB: Dunno..yet. BB: Your sources.. please! Samson hits Michaels with a bridge suplex! ONE....TWO...NO! Scotty just did get the shoudler up! A kick to the head...and Jack tags in Mike Chain! Chain just moments ago, was defeated by Scotty Michaels in their USN Title match-up! SB: You better believe there's no love lost between those two! BB: Mike Chain, with a short right hand! Chain working on the arm with a wrist lock! It'd have to be in Scotty's favor to have an uptempo match..so a great idea by the Horsemen to slow things down! BB: Mike Chain, makes a quick tag to Samson! Jack with a short-arm clothesline! Michaels is in trouble, early..Sammy! SB: You noticed that, huh? BB: Samson, body slams Scotty Michaels to the mat! He just spit on Lex Taylor!! Lex comes in, but Senior Ref Ben Worthington is forcing him back to the corner! SB: Get it there, Mike! BB: Chain jumps in the ring, both men pick up Michaels and sling his throat over the top rope! That's cheating!! SB: Only if you get caught! BB: Chain stays in the ring, NO TAG was made! Taylor is furious at Worthington! Michaels is tossed outside! The Horsemen will use any means necessary to get the job done! SB: That's the sign of true Champions! Remember Taylor and Michaels have to beat them, they don't have to beat the Dream Team! BB: LOOKOUT! Mike Flair, just crushed a chair over Scotty's head! What's he doing here? Does he even have a manager's liscense?! SB: Does it matter... BB: Flair, OHMY he just threw Scotty Michaels into the steel staircase! Taylor, runs around the ring, and pops Flair!(fans cheer) You can only take so much!! SB: That's a DQ! BB: It is not! Worthington, chasing Taylor back, as Chain uses that chair again! Scotty has started to bleed! SB: Oh Me Oh MY BB: Michaels rolls back in the ring, Chain follows! Irish whip into the ropes, Chain ducks down, leap frog by Michaels, and he nails the SUPERKICK!(fans cheer) What a move! SB: Ah was that legal! BB: What?.....Michaels on his knees crawling over to Lex doing his best to make the tag! Chain gathers himself and tags in Samson! Scotty, lunges forward and smacks the hand of "Lethal" Lex! Everyone is on their feet! Taylor nails Samson, Chain comes back in, and he gets hammered! SB: This is out of control! BB: Taylor dropkick on Samson, dropkick on Chain! OHMYGOSH! DDT!! That's it, NEW CHAMPIONS! ONE.....TWO...THR-NO! Chain makes the save! SB: LOOK AT THIS!! BB: Teri Melton, again?! She's talking to Scotty Michaels, this time...what in the world?! BB: Teri Melton is chatting with Scotty Michaels! Taylor, with a brainbuster!! We could have NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Lex isn't pinning, Chain...he's going over to where Scotty and Teri are! SB: He's not happy, with either of them! BB: Taylor is yelling at Michaels...he wants Melton outta of here!! From behind, Chain rolls up Taylor!! He's got a handfull of tights! ONE......TWO....THREE!!! OHMY The Horsemen retain the titles! Lex is out of control.. he just clocked Ben Worthington!! That's the second time this year! SB: That'll cost him some money..if not worse! BB: Scotty Michaels and Teri Melton are beside themselves! SB: They can't believe Taylor blew the match! BB: There's a heated agrument going on right now in the ring!! WHAT THE??!! A man wearing jeans and a leather jacket, just stepped out from the crowd!! SB: Holy cow! He's got to be 7'ft tall..atleast! BB: He's in the ring, Taylor turns and sees him! Lex fires away, but the man shrugs off the blows! OHMY a CHOKESLAM!! What's going on here! Michaels gives the guy a high-five! Scotty on the top rope, A SPIKED PILEDRIVER!! SB: YES!! I love it! BB: Teri...delivering a series of heart kicks! Now, she's going up top! TERI MELTON...FLYS OFF WITH A REVERSE MOONSAULT!! OH brother!! SB: What a woman!! BB: Fans, we're about out of time! We'll have an update as soon as possible...we'll find out just who this 7'footer is! SB: What a set-up!! BB: We'll see ya, at the ULTRATITLE!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to Mike Stanton and CSWA VP Robert Schmid for their work in posting this card!