CSWA SHOWTIME at the MEADOWLANDS January 17, 1996 Bill Buckley: Hello everyone I'm Bill Buckley..and we're LIVE from the Meadowlands in New Jersey! It's SHOWTIME! Sammy Benson: Is it ever.. the Meadowlands..the house that Shawn Bradley built!! Ha.. He couldn't hold Luc Longley's jock... Bill Buckley: Thank you..Sammy. As usual I'm joined by Sammy Benson! Sammy tonight's card is special for one reason. Sammy Benson: No poopman? Bill Buckley: Ok..two reasons. It's special because YOU the fans picked the matches for tonight's show. Usually the VP of special events Jon Katz..books the card. But, uh, well...to make a long story short..Katz is in hot water with CS Enterprises. Sammy Benson: Quit beating around the bush...his A** got canned! Bill Buckley: Thanks fatman..I knew you'd find the right words. Fans, that's only a rumor so don't believe Sammy. Anyway, thousands of you wrote or called..to voice your opinion about tonight's show. Here is the line-up for SHOWTIME! Alexandr Karelin vs "Stylin" Steven Flair Mike Flair vs "Stylin" Steven Flair "Lethal" Lex Taylor vs Scotty Michaels Jim Williams vs Mike Randalls Disco Express vs <> Cutters w/Disco Midget w/Red Mighty Morphin Midget Bill Buckley: Wow! Any of these matches, could be a Main Event! As you know by now.. Steven Flair will have to wrestle twice! Taylor/Michaels..tag team parnters collide! Williams and Randalls...ohmygosh. And the midget match! Sammy Benson: I've heard the <> Cutters are not too happy about wrestling with a midget..and they shouldn't be. This is a slap in the face, to them! Bill Buckley: That's your point of view..not everyone's! When we come back..its SHOWTIME! Bill Buckley: Alright folks...we're back! We've got an action backed card for you..this evening!! Sammy Benson: You've already covered that ground.. Bill Buckley: Boy, it's great to be working with you.. Sammy Benson: I know.. Bill Buckley: Before Sammy gets too excited let's go to Rhubuarb Jones for the introductions in tonight's first match-up! ************************************************************ Mike Flair vs Steven Flair Bill Buckley: Oddly enough Sammy, this was the most requested match! Sammy Benson: What's so odd about that... Who's the better Flair is one of the most interesting questions of all-time! Bill Buckley: Flair is the CSWA Presidential champion, while Steven the former Unified champion. A win tonight, and he should be in line for a rematch against HORNET! Sammy Benson: But first he has to take care of that old man.. what's his name? Joey Melton? Ha! That punk has had it coming for a long time! Bill Buckley: Sammy's referring to the match at the Martin Luther King Jr Tribute special. Where the loser of the match, must leave the CSWA for sixty days! Sammy Benson: Say goodbye, Melton! Bill Buckley: Enough about that.. right now, Steven will have his hands full with a budding superstar in Mike Flair! A member of the Horsemen! Sammy Benson: Horsmen vs CORPORATION.. it can't get any better than this! Bill Buckley: Steven as always is accompained to ringside by Teri Melton! Sammy Benson: I was wrong, it just got better! Bill Buckley: They lock horns in the middle of the ring..Steven Flair drives a knee to the mid-section! He drops Flair with a short right to the nose! Sammy Benson: Ha! "Stylin" doing his famous strut!! Whoooo! Bill Buckley: Mike Flair is up, and HE drops Steven with a short right to the nose! And this time..he's the one doing the strut! I love it! Sammy Benson: Shut up! Bill Buckley: Mike now, slings Steven into the corner..and delivers a series of chops! A right and, more chops..Ohmy he's beating the stuffing out of Steven Flair! Sammy Benson: Let's go..Teri..do something! Bill Buckley: Still in the corner..Mike Flair has worn out the chest of "Stylin" Steven Flair! Flair whips Steven across the ring, and he crashes into the turnbuckle...flips up and over...now he's running on the outside of the apron! He's met with a chop! Ohmygosh! Steven Flair has been taken to town! Sammy Benson: I can't watch.. Bill Buckley: Mike suplexes Steven back in the ring! Flair hooks the arms, and there's a Butterfly suplex! Sammy, I can't believe it, Steven is being tossed around like a rag doll! Sammy Benson: Tell me when it's over... Bill Buckley: Steven's up against the ropes, where Mike hammers down another chop! A rake of the eyes! The former Unified World champion, sends Mike Flair to the outside! Sammy Benson: Alright!! Now...things are cookin'! Bill Buckley: On the outside, Teri Melton kicks away at the rib cage! That's cheap! Sammy Benson: And? Your point is... Bill Buckley: What the heck? Steven has the ref Troutman's attention..as Teri shocks Mike with a superkick! Now, she spits in his face! Ohmy! Sammy Benson: What a woman!! Lovely..and Lethal! I'm in love..Buckley! Bill Buckley: Steven joins Mike outside the ring..a hip Bill Buckley: toss! He's got a chair..and he rams it into Flair's knee! OH! He drops the leg somewhere in the groin area! Sammy Benson: He's got things rollin now! Work on the knee, Steven!! Bill Buckley: Hey Ivy.. Sammy Benson: WHAT!!!??? Bill Buckley:(laughing) Just kidding.. Sammy Benson: Bite me.. Bill Buckley: Flair rolls Mike back into the ring, as most of the damage was done by Teri! Here's the cover, One...Two..no! The knee is placed on the bottom rope, as Steven leaps up and crashes down on the knee! Sammy, you're right..it's obivious he's going after that right knee! Sammy Benson: Of course I was right... I'm always... Bill Buckley: Let's stop there! Steven picks his man up, and drops him with a neckbreaker! Flair..again strutting... Bill Buckley: He feels good about himself..now that Mike isn't beating the crap out of him.. Sammy Benson: Stop crying moron..it's over! Bill Buckley: Steven Flair stays on the offensive...with a belly to back suplex! This could be it! He's going for the figure 4! He's got it! The figure 4! Sammy Benson: What'd I tell you! Chalk another one up, for Mr.Flair! Bill Buckley: Mike is in a great deal of pain..but as of know he's not giving it up! This crowd, I guess you could say has choosen the lesser of the two evils and has gotten behind Mike Flair! Sammy Benson: Doesn't matter...Steven's got'em right where he wants him! Bill Buckley: Flair still fighting the Figure 4..trying to reach the ropes..but he can't!! Ah..come on..Steven just slapped his face! Wait a second..that only seemed to make him mad..Mike fighting...and he's trying to turn the figure 4 over! He's reversed it!!! As Steven screams out in pain! Sammy Benson: For the love of... Bill Buckley: Flair quickly grabs the ropes, to break the Bill Buckley: move! Mike is up, and he has his second wind! A dropkick..that sends Steven to the floor! Mike follows him out there...he's got a chair..ohmygawd! He just popped Teri in the head!(crowd goes wild) Sammy Benson: He can't do that!! Bill Buckley: Now..Steven gets a taste of the metal! Flair...DDT on the outside! This is getting out of hand! He tosses Steven back in the ring..and he's going up top! He hardly ever goes up there..but he's up..and he drops the elbow!(crowd cheers) Flair..doing his strut.. Mike Flair: Now! Whoooo! We go to school! Bill Buckley: FLAIR'S GOT THE FIGURE 4! OHMYGOSH! Steven is out cold from the DDT!! Troutman with the count, ONE...TWO..THREE!!!! Mike Flair gets the pinfall via the Figure 4! Sammy Benson: Via..an illegal DDT!! Bill Buckley: Hey...what the hell. Teri Melton is in the ring, and she nails Mike in the groin! Teri...another superkick!! OHMYGOSH SHE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! Steven is Bill Buckley: to his feet! He's got the legs...HOLY COW THERE'S A REVERSE MOONSAULT BY TERI!!!(crowd goes nuts) Flair's going for the STF!!(Crowd cheers) Here come the Horsemen! Chain and Samson..have hit the ring!! Teri heads for cover! Chain all over Steven Flair! He whips him into the ropes...but Teri grabs hold of his leg, and pulls him out of the ring! We've got all three of the HORSEMEN in the ring...and they want some more of Steven Flair! Sammy Benson: Forget about it, Champ! Another time...Another place! Bill Buckley: He's taking your advice..Teri and her man walk to the locker rooms..and maybe that's best! Sammy Benson: You can better believe that the Horsemen will be hearing from Ray S. Cornette! Chumps... Bill Buckley: We've got to take a time-out..but when we return..we'll have a dream match between the Unified World Tag Team champions! Ohmy! BB: We're back..and ready to go with more great SHOWTIME action! Sammy, that Flair vs. Flair match was something to behold! SB: It should not have happened! CS Enterprises..i mean how many times does it have to be said? They are CROOKED! That match, never should've happened...and the one coming up next also! BB: Nice plug Sammy... SB: That's what I'm paid to do.. BB: Don't let it go to your head! ************************************************************ "Lethal" Lex Taylor vs Scotty Michaels BB: Believe it or not, this was our most requested match! The former UNIFIED World Tag Team Champions square off one on one! Both these men have had trememdous success in singles, in fact Scotty Michaels is the NEW USN Heavyweight Champion! Both, the point I'm laboring to make..I feel that the DREAM TEAM could be one of the best teams ever to grace the CSWA! SB: When you start talking about the great tag teams in CSWA history, you're talking about: The CS Express, HORNET/Windham, CLAW, Arrogance, and the <> Cutters. Taylor and Michaels have a way to go..before they reach that point. BB: It makes you wonder..how much longer will they continue to tag? Both are in the prime of their careers, and certainly the UNIFIED or EN title are within reach. SB: Doesn't matter...good friends, with a great manager! You'll be seeing a lot of the DREAM TEAM in the future! BB: Scotty Michaels is already in the ring..and we're awaiting the enterance of "Lethal" Lex Taylor! (fans boo) There's his music..as Lex makes his way to ringside!! SB: What the heck!! BB: Is that? It is.. Taylor is jumped from behind by the WILD ASIAN AND BANDIT!! I don't believe this! The Wild Asian wraps Taylor's arm behind his back..and drives him into the iron railing! SB: What's going on here!! BB: Bandit has set up a table..and Taylor is placed in the middle! SB: Look at Michaels, Buckley! He's just standing there watching all of this take place! BB: Bandit holds the legs of Taylor...the Wild Asian is perched on the top of the railing! OHMYGOSH he just dropped the leg..and Lex went crashing through the table! Bandit and Asian leave the scene..to the cheers of this sell-out crowd at the Meadowlands! SB: Asian and Bandit had NO business being out there! They should be fined and suspended! BB: I don't agree with their actions, either Sammy..but were was Michaels in all this?? Fans, we have to take a break..and hopefully we'll have a match afterwards. BB: We're back..and while we were away..Mickey Van Buren managed to guide Lex Taylor to the ring. If you're just joining us, Taylor was brutally attacked by the Wild Asian and Bandit, as he made his way to ringside! SB: Let's be honest, he went through a freakin' table! BB: The match is finally underway..Taylor struggling to his feet is met with a knee by Michaels! I'm sure these two men will hold nothing back.. SB: It's funny, Buckley..I was in the back before we came on the air, it goes without saying that Lex was not too happy that CS Enterprises decided to put this match on! But, Michaels..didn't really care. BB: Michaels slams Taylor down to the mat! He goes up top, and nails Lex with a Swan dive! This could be the match right here, ONE....TWO...NO!! SB: That was it...Buckley! Worthington..geez..he's slower than Ventolo if you know what i mean! BB: Scott with a vertical suplex! Oh, he held that one for an eternity! Michaels with a step-over-toe-hold! Sammy, in all fairness to "Lethal" Lex he's never be able to get into the match! The Wild Asian's surprise attack..kind of took him out of things! SB: That's no excuse! BB: Michaels whips Lex into the turnbuckle and follows with a clothesline! The USN champion is in rare form..tonight! Scott, chats with Van Buren, picks up Taylor! He's setting up for a piledriver, and OHMYGOSH he drove Taylor hard into the mat! SB: Ring the bell, Buckley this one is over! BB: Michaels again goes to the top..but Taylor is up..and he meets him! Lex Taylor wraps Shawn up, a Top Rope Belly to Belly Suplex! What a move!! SB: But in the process he popped Worthington! The freak Ref is out cold! BB: Sammy you're right!! Taylor has Michaels out cold...ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE.. Lex goes over to wake up Worthington.. What? Teri Melton is making her way down the aisle! SB: YUMMY! BB: Teri slips Lex brass knuckles!! Not again! Taylor looks at the weapon, points to Scott as if to say he won't do that to his friend and tag partner! OHMYGOSH Lex just leveled Melton with the brass knuckles!! SB: NOOOOOOO!!! I'll kill him! BB: From behind, Scott Michaels clips the knee of Taylor! He rolls him up, ONE....TWO.....THREE!!! It's over! SB: HA! That's what you get for hitting a woman! BB: It appeared to me that Lex had his hand on the bottom rope! That pin shouldn've have counted! Sammy, once again Teri Melton costs Taylor a match! This is weird! Lex felt it from all ends tonight..when we return it'll be Alexandr Karelin vs Joey Melton! SB: Look at Teri she's bleeding! Ah, the humanity! BB: Once again we're back...Sammy, I'm still stunned! What's Teri Melton doing interferring in Lex Taylor's matches! She's got no business at ringside! SB: Take a look at her, Buckley...you still want to complain?! BB: Good point...but the bottom line is she's not managing Lex! It's wrong, Sammy, just wrong! SB: Stop your whining! She's the greatest manager in the CSWA today! Bar none! BB: Let's head to Rhubarb for the introductions of our next match! ************************************************************ Alexandr Karelin vs Joey Melton BB: Sammy these two have a strange connection to one another..Both men used to be in the CORPORATION! Karelin was just recently kicked out, and Melton as well was booted not too long ago! Both Alex and Joey have been fueding with Ray S. and his men. In fact, on a couple of different occassions Karelin has saved Melton from the CORP. SB: Who cares?! The bottom line is, at MLK Melton will get his! BB: There's the bell, and we're underway! Alexandr powers Joey into the corner, and follows with a boot to the mid-section! Joey whips Alex around and unleashes a vicious chop! SB: That had to hurt! BB: Melton again levels Alex with a series of chops! But, Karelin doesn't seem to feel the pain, as he flips Melton around and rams his shoulder into Joey's stomach! Hip toss out of the corner, and Joey is rocked! SB: I told you, Buckley..the man is finished! BB: Karelin with a flying dropkick!! I've never seen Alexandr like this! Joey, irish whip into the ropes and he's met with a elbow! SB: Finish the deal, Commie!! BB: Melton rolls to the outside...but he's followed by Alexandr...OHMY he's got a chair, and he cracks it over Joey's head!! Karelin sends Melton flying into the iron post! This is getting brutal! SB: Look at Joey....he's out of it!! I love it! BB: Karelin looking to work Melton over some more..but Joey racks him! I don't think that's legal, Sammy, but at this point who cares! SB: I DO! No man should ever hit another man there! Period! BB: Joey rolls Karelin back into the ring.... Fans, we've got to take a TV time-out but we've got the tape machines rolling in case a pinfall occurs! BB: Welcome back...the match is still going on, and at the moment Joey Melton has Alexandr Karelin in a step-over-toe-hold! SB: I hate this... BB: Suck it up, Benson.. SB: Shut up. BB: Joey releases the leg lock, and goes to work with a camel clutch!! Joey doing the smart thing, he's trying to wear down his more powerful opponent! SB: Make no mistake about it, Buckley, Joey is a great wrestler..but please let's not call the man smart...ok BB: Melton has the camel clutch locked in real light...the fans behind Karelin...and he manages to get to his knees!! Now, Alexandr, showing great strenght, stands up as Joey is sitting on his shoulders!! OHMYGOSH Karelin dropped Melton hard to the mat!! SB: Ha!! Now we're talking!! BB: Karelin slams Joey! So far, Sammy, it's been Alex's well rounded attack that's held Joey down! SB: That and the fact that Melton is 50 years old!! BB: Would you stop! SB: No... BB: Karelin whips Melton into the ropes, and catches him with a shoulder block!! What a move!! He bounces off the ropes and goes for a swan drive, but Melton is able to get his legs up!! That'll stunt the offensive movement of the powerful Russian! SB: Come on!!! For goodness sakes..I don't ask for much.. please...take MELTON OUT, you bum!! BB: Easy big fellow! Melton staggers to his feet...and drops the knee over Karelin's head! This may be it, Sammy, Joey calls for the figure 4!! SB: No! For the love of..... BB: He crosses the leg....OHMY small package by Karelin, ONE..TWO....TH-NO!!! He had him! SB: That was three, I know it was!! BB: Two and a half, fat man! Two and a half! Both men to their feet, and it's Joey with a rake of the eyes! Melton inside cradle...ONE....TWO....NO!! Alexandr kicks out! Joey, quickly, goes up top! I'm not sure if this is a smart move or not! SB: It's Joey..so of course it's not a smart move!! BB: Joey perched on the top rope...but Karelin meets him up there!! Alexandr...OHMYGOSH...with a DDT off the top rope!!! That's all...ONE....TWO.......NO!!! SB: Ahhhhh!!!! BB: I don't believe it! We'll be back.... BB: Joey Melton some how, managed to kick out..after a TR DDT by Alexandr Karelin! SB: This is sickening... BB: Alexandr...to the top rope himself!! Melton is up, and looking around for the big guy!! There he is, off the top with a SHOULDERBLOCK!! SB: Yes! Yes! BB: Sammy, I'm a little surprised that he's not going for the pin! Instead he's setting up for the Sickle!! SB: No...what are you doing, you moron!! Pin the man! BB: Joey to his feet, and here comes Karelin, but Melton bends down..grabs his tights and flips Alexandr head first into the turnbuckle! What a turn of events!!! SB: What the heck?! BB: Joey rolls him up, ONE......TWO.....THREE!!! He got him! SB: With a handful of tights! BB: I didn't see anything... SB: Hey, that's my line! BB: The Former Unified World Heavyweight Champion, pulled one out of the bag tonight. Sammy, I'm not sure that Joey's at his best..but he's on a roll heading towards their big showdown at MLK! SB: Speaking of Flair..Haa! BB: From out of nowhere, here comes Steven Flair, and Peyton Wright!! Flair has 2X4 and he's going to town on Joey! Peyton kicks Karelin in the groin, and tosses him outside!! SB: I LOVE IT!! BB: It's two on one! Flair has busted Melton wide open! I don't believe this....this is sick! SB: What happens if Melton can't make it to MLK!! Ha!! BB: Steven Flair hooks in his finisher, the STF!! This is uncalled for!! Somebody get security out here, now!! Joey is out of it! SB: Good night sweet prince! BB: Karelin has a chair, and finally he's able to clean house! But not before the damage was done! I'm being told we have to take a break...when we return we'll try and sort this mess out... BB: We're back..and thankfully order was restored! I can't believe what Flair and Peyton Wright just did!! SB: Ah, shut up! They did what they had to do! I'm just sorry it had to happen to Joey Melton!! Wow!!! BB: I bet you are! SB: I am.... BB: Sammy, you better get all the laughs out now..because right now we're about to see all hell break loose! Personally, I'm a little surprised that CS Enterprises signed this match! Jim Williams vs. "Devasting" Mike Randalls! ============================================================ Jim Williams vs Mike Randalls BB: I'm surprised because of late CS has been handing down heavy fines to those who don't display the model attitude! And surely this match tonight will not be a technical clinic! SB: Buckley, this match shouldn't be happening in the CSWA..this is something you'll see over at joke land, the HWA! Let Katz and the Lobster boy deal with these two! BB: Williams and Randalls do have something in common.. SB: Yeah, they both hate HORNET. BB: Hate is an understatement. It'd almost seem logical for the two of them to team up.. SB: Logical? Thanks Spock! BB: Randalls and Williams are in the ring, and there's the bell! Randalls the former Unified and EN World Champion stands there not making a move, his long wet black hair hanging down in his face. SB: Look at his eyes, Buckley..the man is help... the lights on but nobody is home, if you catch my drift. BB: That goes for Williams as well. Jim meets Mike in the center of the ring, and sticks out his hand! SB: Ah, how cute he wants to shake.. BB: Randalls, a little unsure, but skakes his hand anyway! And he pays dearly! Williams with a headbutt! Jim with a savat kick! Randalls, doubles over in pain. Williams with a swinging neckbreaker!! He may be crazy, but he knows what to do in the ring! SB: This won't last long, believe me. BB: Williams stomps on the knee! I'm not sure if Mike has any weakness or not..but you'd think after being in about 100 HORNET Scorpion deathlocks, those knees would be hurting! SB: If they are, you better believe that Williams knows about it! BB: Williams slips outside, pulls Randalls over to the iron post, and racks the right leg around the iron post! OHMYGOSH! SB: I told you, it'd just be a matter of time! BB: It's time for a break, but the tape machines are rollling! BB: Not a whole lot has been going on, since the break..Williams continued to work over Mike's knee! Williams has Randalls up in the air, inverted atomic drop!! Ewwwww SB: Again, no man should do that to another man.. BB: Randalls, off his feet with a clothesline!! The man who says he feels no pain, blocked out the crotch shot! Randalls grabs the leg of William's and drives that knee into the mat! SB: Anything you can do i can do better.. BB: Randalls with an STF!! I've never seen the "King of Darkness" do that before!! Williams crawls over to the ropes, before too much damage is done! SB: I think I better leave now...while I still can! BB: Get back here, Sammy!! Randalls with a hard left hand! He hooks the right arm of Williams around the top rope, and is trying to tear it off!! Mike whips Williams to the corner, and Jim's back hits hard!! Oh man, he had to have bounced about five feet in the air! Randalls with a Belly to Belly suplex! SB: He could go for the pin right here, but instead the moron has gone out and got a chair! BB: Williams doesn't suspect a thing, and he is nailed with the chair!! Holy cow! Randalls is taking some liberties with that chair! SB: Yeah, on Williams' head! BB: Randalls jabs the chair into Jim's rib cage! Uh-oh here we go...Williams is tossed outside! SB: Seeya, Buckley! BB: Randalls takes the chair with him, and connects once again! Mike dips the chair back and fires another shot, but Williams gets out of the way, and OHMYGOSH Randalls just popped a fan! SB: Dear lord.. BB: A ringside fan is out cold! SB: That's why we always say, kids these men are trained professionals..so don't go sticking your head in front of any charis! Haa!! BB: You're a riot! We need......we need some medical attention out here fast! SB: Wait a second, Buckley, that's not a fan!!! That's CSWA goof President Schmid! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!! BB: Eww...that had to hurt. Randalls, seeing that it's Schmiddy reaches down and rips off his tie...Sammy, he's choking Jim Williams with President Schmid's tie!! SB: How did Schmiddy get in the building? BB: Better yet, how did he get a front row seat? SB: Good question.. BB: We'll be back...right after this! BB: Williams stopped Randalls dead in his tracks with a crotch shot! I know you don't like that, Sammy, but sometimes that's the only way! SB: That still doesn't make it right! BB: Williams picks up a chair, and returns the favor! Randalls gets DDT'd on the cement floor!! Williams picks up the staircase, and rams it into Mike's head! OHMYGOSH! Williams suplexs Randalls on the stairs! SB: I told you this would get out of hand! BB: Williams hops on the apron and flys off with a knee to the back of Randalls! And Mike is sent springing over the railing! Williams picks up Randalls, and drops his throat down on the iron railing! SB: Where's the 10 count...huh? BB: It' called letting them go at it...which I disagree with! Ref Manuel Juarez, it's his call to how far this goes! SB: Maybe it's the language barrier! BB: Would you stop! Randalls is rolled back in the ring, and Williams quickly follows! Sammy, I believe someone is making their way down the aisle??!! SB: It's Johnny Tropic..and he's got a table under each arm! Get the women and children out of the room!! BB: Williams with a double ax handle! But, Randalls pops right back up! Jim with a right and a left..but Randalls just smiles! Williams rakes the eyes, gets Mike in a headlock and drags his face along the top rope! And that seemed to slow down Randalls! But not for long! Randalls with a double thrust punch! SB: Tropic is setting up one table on the outside! He's tossed the other one in the ring!! BB: What the heck is Juarez thinking!!! SB: Someone was paid off!! Unless the rules have been changed, Juarez has lost his mind! BB: Randalls sees the table, but Tropic is on the apron and Randalls suplexs him in the ring!! Mike Randalls sets the table up, but from behind its' Williams who clips the knee! Randalls' head is droven into the table!! SB: What in the world is Juarez thinking? He was paid off, he had to be! BB: But by who? SB: That freak Katz..the Cruncher is causing havok in the CSWA! BB: Tropic lays Randalls out on the table...and Williams heads to the top! He's ready, and Tropick Rocket Launches him off the TR on Randalls goes through the table!! OHMYGOSH! SB: This is crazy!! BB: We'll be back... BB: This match has gotten out of hand..Tropic has that branding iron and he connects with Randalls' head! Williams with a piece of the table, OHMY! SB: It's two on one...and well...Randalls doesn't have any friends! The man's career could be coming to an end! BB: Williams shoots Randalls to the ropes, he and tropic take hold of the branding iron..clothesline with the branding iron, NO! Randalls ducks down...double clothesline! He's bleeding like a pig, but give the man credit he is still on his feet! SB: This is too much... BB: Randalls slips outside...he's trying to find something under the ring!! SB: OH NO! BB: It's a steel rod!! A bloody steel rod! Sammy, is that the same one that he drove into GUNS' knee not too long ago?! SB: I think it is...idiot! BB: Hey.......Randalls in the ring..he's got the rod..somebody needs to stop this!! Here comes senior ref Ben Worthington!! And YES!! He's called for the bell!! SB: He can't do that, he's not assigned to this match! BB: He's the senior ref..he can do what he wants! This match is over..a Double DQ! OHMY Randalls has Worthington up...Double Arm Powerbomb!! That'll cost him a few thousand! SB: Williams with the branding iron!! BB: Let's get outta here...Rudy Seizter is with Mark Windham back in the locker rooms! RUDY SEIZTER:(standing alongside of Windham, who's dressed in jeans and wearing a leather jacket..with his hair slicked back in a pony-tail) Mark, what's up in the mind of the "Livng Psycho"? MARK WINDHAM: There's a lot on my mind, Seizter! And it begins and ends with HORNET! That Unified title...my rightful title shot that I've been screwed with for 8 years! I was the USN champion, ready..willing..and deserving of a shot at Steven Flair! But once again, out of nowhere the "People's choice" HORNET gets the nod...and the rest as they say is history. What kind of a champion did we have? He takes a shot to the back, and all of the sudden he's out for two months! Time and time again, Stonewall Jackson is told to go to the back of the line...Flair, Karelin, Melton, Randalls, and GUNS they all get the nod. RUDY SEIZTER: You had your shot in the Triangular match! MARK WINDHAM: The IRONMAN, the Triangular match..you gotta love those gimmick matches! Those aren't shots..you idiot, they're snacks thrown down by CS to try and satisfy a hungry dog! It's the holiday season, Rudy, but my tree is a little bare. I've got a thirst that can only be quenched by the UNIFIED Title! I'm tired of getting the shaft, if I have to the ULTRATITLE I will..by hook or by crook I'll be the UNIFIED Champion real, real soon! RUDY SEIZTER: Let's talk about your father for a minute, Mark.. MARK WINDHAM: As far as I'm concerned, that man is dead in my eyes! RUDY SEIZTER: Mark, how can you say that! MARK WINDHAM: Easy..the whole world knows the story by now..the bottom line is he betrayed our family! If he wants to waste his time showing up at my matches, call my house, or whatever it may be, he's welcome to do it! But, last time Alan remember what happened! As you used to tell me, if you're big enough to give a licking, you're big enough to take one too! RUDY SEIZTER: HORNET, GUNS, and youself..what's the deal? MARK WINDHAM: You ought to ask them..I dunno. Hornet, former best friend, the time is near chump..you're back problems with only get worse once you're up in the rack! And GUNS, savor the EN title...cherish the moment..I'll be watching you're every move..CS Enterprises can't hold me down anymore..GUNS you should have stayed retired. Who knows maybe I'll be the one to retire you for good!! RUDY SEIZTER: Bill back to you.. BB: Sammy, we're ready for our Main Event! The Disco Express w/Disco Midget vs The <> Cutters w/the Red Midget! SB: Midgets...yippie! ============================================================ Disco Express w/Disco Midget vs <> Cutters w/Red Midget BB: Sammy, it's safe to say..the <> Cutters are less than thrilled that they've been teamed with a midget! SB: Well, I'm less than thrilled that I'm covering a match with midgets.. BB: The rules for this match are simple..if one midget is tagged in, the other must come in for the other team. That way we avoid any lawsuits SB: Hey, look everyone Buckley made a funny. BB: Main Event time here we go...it's the Boogie man and Tully Planchard starting off for their respect teams! Boogie man dancing his butt off! SB: Go Boogie go! BB: Planchard and Enderson...to these guys Inferno and Boogie have no business being in the sport.. Planchard tires of the booty shaking and hammers Boogie with a right! Irish whip to the ropes, a SPINEBUSTER!! Oh baby! SB: Hey, let the man dance! BB: Here's the cover...ONE...TWO...NO!! Boogie man kicks out! Planchard drives the boot into his head! Tully drags him over to his corner and tags in Enderson! That's why these two men are the EN World Tag Team Champions, that's why they were the first team to defeat the CS Express! Teamwork..Sammy! SB: Let the man dance... BB: Enderson is in, and stomps away at the left arm of Boogie! It's time to take a break, but we'll return after this messages from NIKE! BB: Enderson working over Boogie man...he's got him hung over the ropes. Enderson across the ring off the ropes, leaps off his feet and misses!! He tried to ram Boogie's throat over the ropes! SB: This could be the first big break in the match! BB: Boogie dances a little more...there's a Swinging neckbreaker!! A big time move, by the Boogie man... boy that feels weird just saying that. SB: Tell me about it.. BB: Boogie, dives for the tag and tags in.....The DISCO MIDGET! SB: Oh, hell.. BB: Did you see the Midget? He jumped in front of the inferno and to recieve the tag! Here comes the Red Midget!!(crowd roars) These fans love the guy! SB: Is that..El Nino? Haaaa!! BB: Enderson and Planchard are livid...no doubt they feel disgraced that they are teaming with a midget! Disco and the lone Morphin Midget are going at it toe-to-toe! Disco with a knee to the mid-section! Disco with a dropkick!! He really got off the ground for that one!! SB: Yeah, about two feet. BB: Disco up top with a flying leg scissors! He's up and charges the Red Midget flying body press, but Red catches him..fallawayslam!! OHMYGOSH! Red going climbing to the second turnbuckle...a double ax handle!! This is great, I love these little guys! SB:(in tears) BB: Red he's going for a Scorpion Deathlock! The kid is a big fan of HORNET! SB: Why?! BB: The Red Midget..has to break the hold, as Disco grabs the ropes! Disco with a shot to the groin..and a DDT! That could be all....ONE.......TWO.......THRE-NO!! Whoa! The little man came up big! Disco tags in the Disco Inferno and look at this..he's getting a few cheap shots in on the Red Midget! SB: There ya go!! BB: Enderson is back in for the <> Cutters, and he surprises Disco Inferno with a forearm smash! Enderson drops an elbow! For some reason, I feel like the Cutters won't tag in the Red Midget! SB: Tell me this match isn't really happening?! BB: You know you love it, Benson! Enderson with a belly to back suplex! Ah, the <> Cutters are hot! SB: I quit...(Benson gets up and leaves) BB: Sammy?! uh..let't take a break. BB: Enderson tags Planchard...and there's a Double Suplex! Great tag team, move! Fans I'm sorry for Benson's outburst.. but hey dreams do come true..he's gone! Planchard sets up for a suplex, but Disco Inferno blocks it. Inferno with a suplex! He's got to make a tag! Disco, an atomic drop, and Planchard is reeling! Disco makes the tag, and Boogie man hits the ring! Shakes his booty and the fans are lovin' it! Boogie man whips Planchard to the ropes and there's a sleeper hold!! OHMY SB: I'm back.. BB: No!! SB: I can't let this go on anylonger! (Benson drops headset) BB: Sammy Benson is heading towards the ring...OHMYGOSH he just pulled the Red Midget off the apron! He just sucker punched the Midget!! WHAT the Heck!! Benson sends the Red Midget into the iron post! Enderson hammers Benson!! OH MY!(crowd erupts) The Red Midget is up, and he leaps on Benson's back!! This is crazy! Benson climbs into the ring, what's he doing!!?? Boogie man clotheslines Sammy Benson!! By accident I think! Disco Midget was just tagged in, so he's legal! Enderson DDT on Boogie!!! Planchard slingshot suplex on Disco Inferno! They've got their men pinned! But, The Midget is legal! The Red Midget with a scissor kick! SAMMY What are you doing!!! BENSON DELIVERS A DDT ON THE RED MIDGET!! Disco covers...ONE......TWO.......THREE!! OHMYGOSH!!! The Disco Inferno/Boogie Man/and the Disco Midget have defeated the <> Cutters and the Red Midget! With help from.....my broadcast partner! Sammy, get over here! SB: I TOLD YOU BUCKLEY..I'M SICK OF THE FREAKIN RED MIDGET, THE KID BROKE HIS NECK..SO WHAT...SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS IN YOUR OWN HANDS!! BB: Sammy look out!! (The Red Midget clips Benson's knee) BB: OHMYGOSH! The Red Midget is all over Benson!! I love it!! We're out of time...see ya at MLK! Good Gawd!!