CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME in Washington August 8, 1995 (FADEIN: One by one the letters C....S....W....A apear on the screen...catch fire..and then explode into pieces..) (Camera pans sold out, RFK Stadium) BILL BUCKLY: Hello everyone I'm Bill Buckly, and this is CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME, FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.!! What a card, we have tonight!! 25, count'em 25 matches! Sammy this promises to be a special night! SAMMY BENSON: I'm here...so yes it will be special. BILL BUCKLY: That's not what I meant.. SAMMY BENSON: The bottom line is this...we're here to pay tribute to all the veterans of the Vietnam war! And we're sending a message to Slick Willie, and all his buddies in the White House, to uncover the truth! BILL BUCKLY: Sammy, I think that's the most sincere thing you've ever said.. SAMMY BENSON: Don't let it go to your head! BILL BUCKLY: Without wasting anytime, let's get things rolling! ************************************************************ The Eagle vs Wesley Paige The Eagle is a newcomer to the CSWA, and tonight was showcasing his skills for the first time...his opponent, Wesley Paige, has....well....been on a three year losing streak. He was, as always overmatched. The rookie looked impressive, he showed quickness, and often ventured to the top ropes! He got the easy win, and now can look forward to moving up the rankings. That first win in the CSWA is always the hardest. Look out for the Eagle, he's got what it takes! Winner: THE EAGLE BB: Impressive debut, aye Sammy? SB: The kid's not bad...I'll say that much for him, but he's got a ways to go before he should even be given the chance to step in the ring with Steven Flair! BB: Oh, brother! SB: What?! BB: Nothing, fans let's go back to ringside! ************************************************************ Brian Taylor vs Dutch Savage Taylor and Savage are both new to the CSWA!! Both are veterans in the ring, however still relatively new to the CSWA! Savage, the cagy cowboy, got the upperhand using a hand full of sneaky, bordering on diry moves! Taylor wasn't to outdone, pulling a few fast ones of his own. For the better part of 10 minutes, this one went back and forth..both men showing what they're made of. After taking a nasty spill to the outside, Taylor was all but done. Savage, showing his ring awareness, quickly ended things with a devasting DDT!! Good win for Savage! Winner: DUTCH SAVAGE BB: We'll back after a brief timeout! BILL BUCKLY: Welcome back, folks! Things are just starting to get underway..we just witnessed a victory by DUTCH SAVAGE!! Right now, he's with Rudy Seizter! Rudy Seizter: Thanks Bill. Dutch, you did what you said you'd do... Dutch Savage: (Taking mic from Seizter) LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SEIZTER!! THERE'S A LOT OF TRASH HERE IN THE CSWA..AND I'M HERE TO TAKE IT OUT! I STARTED TONIGHT WITH THAT NO GOOD FOR NOTHING, DOG, TAYLOR!!.... Rudy Seizter: Who's next? Dutch Savage: WHO?? I'LL TELL YOU WHO... Rudy Seizter: Please do... Dutch Savage: THE PUNK THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF THE ULTIMATE DEFENDER! SON, WE'VE HAD OUR BATTLES AROUND THE WORLD, AND NOW I'M COMING FOR YA AGAIN! IT'S A MYSTERY TO ME, HOW YOU WON THE BELT, BUT YOU CAN BET IT WON'T BE AROUND YOUR WAIST FOR LONG! Rudy Seizter: Thanks...Dutch Savage, ladies and Gentlemen.. (off camera): What's that smell? Did something die in here? ************************************************************ Mike Day vs Tsunami Mike Day has been looking to climb the rankings for several weeks now..he's suffered a few setbacks along the way, but of late he's looked impressive! Tonight, he faced off against, the former UNIFIED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! Despite his poor showing in the IRONMAN..Tsunami is still one of the World's best. A win tonight, would certainly put him back into contention..Day rocked 'Nami in the early going, as it looked like the former champ was still unsure of himself..Day, nearly got the upset win with numerous 2-counts. Things looked good for Mike, until Tsunami tossed him to the outside where his parnter in crime, WILDSTAR, stood waiting. After doing some damage on the outside, he shoved Day back in the ring, where Tsunami finished him off with a Reverse Moonsault!! That's his move! It's just a shame he never got to use it at FISH FUND X! Winner: TSUNAMI BB: You called it, Sammy..I'll give you credit. SB: Please, he was facing Mike Day? Win...lose...or draw I still think he made a mistake in leaving Jimmy V! I mean, the man lead him to the UNIFIED WORLD BELT! BB: I'll say...he tossed him a loaded glove! SB: If the shoe fits.... ************************************************************ Big Punishment vs. Berzerk Beachcombers The Beachcombers fresh off the defeat at the hands of CRAZY LIKE A WINDHAM, looked for a new beginning! And they found it. The Hawaiian Hurrican and the Big Kahuna wasted no time in dispelling BIG PUNISHMENT, who failed to dish out any! At FISH FUND, Mad Mike and his boys had a problem with the Morphin Midgets, but they're back, and looking for revenge, no doubt! BB: We've got to make some money, so we'll be right back! BILL BUCKLY: Well, Sammy Mad Mike's boys...are back on their game... SAMMY BENSON: Hey who can fault them, for not snapping the neck of the remaining Midgets!! But, after the stunts those Morphin Morons pulled, I'd watch my step! Revenge is a dish best served cold! Just ask El Nino! Haa! BILL BUCKLY: Don't get all choked up on me...a midget may never walk again, and you're laughing about it... (Mad Mike and the Beachcombers make their way to B&B) BB: Look, Sammy, it's the We Hate Midgets fan club! MAD MIKE: Stick it in your ear, Buckly! Windham...you got lucky at FISH FUND!! And you know it! Is this what you've come too? Getting Midgets to do your dirty work for you? It's over, CLAW! We demand a rematch, and when we get it, the belts are goin' back around our waists!! BB: Hey, it's the Mighty Morphin Midgets!!! MAD MIKE: What!!!! Ahh...very funny Buckly! ************************************************************ Grim Reaper vs Brainbuster The Grim Reaper, followed the theme of tonight's card. Wrestlers making their debut!! While the Brainbuster has been on a winning streak of late, the Grim Reaper was too much for him..The eerie big man, seemed to feel no pain, well actually he looked like he enjoyed it! For a short while he toyed around with the Brainbuster, but it didn't take long for him to get serious! A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ended things! Winner: GRIM REAPER BB: Ouch...The Grim Reaper is a force, that much is clear!! SB: Wow, Buckly, it feels like death warmed over... BB: It kind of does... SB: Oh, sorry...I just caught a glimpse of Schmid on the Tribune!! BB: Ha...ha..you're a riot! ************************************************************ El Diablo vs Hardcore El Diablo came in hoping to continue his recent surge up the rankings..and he do so again tonight! Hardcore, was just that, taking a Chair, and any thing else he could find to Diablo! But, he repeated made rookie mistakes, such as not hooking the legs. The veteran El Diablo took advantage of that..and eventually ended the match, with a bulldog! A rematch, would be nice to see... Winner: EL DIABLO BB: We'll be back after these words from the AAWC...oh, I'm sorry...just reading an old promo. We'll be back! BILL BUCKLY: Again, We're back!! SAMMY BENSON: So, Buckly, ready to lose to me again, at the Awards!! BILL BUCKLY: What? You think you've got a chance at winning? SAMMY BENSON: I beat you last year..face it, I'm the greatest of all-times! BILL BUCKLY: Don't make me laugh, putzboy! ************************************************************ Minutemen vs Southern Twist The Minutmen, a tag team force in the NWC, made their CSWA debut! The Minutemen looked like a well-oiled machined, and had no problems at all with Southern Twist! Using precise timing, and excellent tag team moves, they worn down the Twist in five minutes flat! Good win, for an up and coming team! Winner: MINUTEMEN BB: Great win, for The Minutemen! Alrighty, folks, let's head to Rudy Seizter!! Rudy Seizter: Bill, I'm here with Mike Roiter! Mike thanks for taking the time to chat.. Mike Roiter: No, problem..Stan. Rudy Seizter: Rudy! Mike Roiter: OK, whatever. Rudy Seizter: Mike, you've got two big matches, tonight! First, in just a matter of minutes you'll be teaming with a good buddy of yours, BLUE LIGHTING! And after that, you're going to be facing a Mystery Man..who's been hand picked by the Rosenthal Family!! Mike Roiter: Stan, that's right! I'm wrestling two matches tonight! The Rosenthal Family, made an open challenge to the Roiters!! And as you know we don't back down from a fight! Rudy Seizter: Against better judgement sometimes...sorry.. continue! Mike Roiter: In just a few seconds, Blue Lightning and myself are going to show the Japanese Nightmares what tag team wrestling is all about! And a little later, it's the big mystery man! Sure, I'm at a disadvantage, but as you'll find out...I'm on the way to the top! And that means getting even with ADLER, HORNET, and WINDHAM! I'm coming for ya, boys! Rudy Seizter: Back to you, Bill! ************************************************************ Japanese Nightmares vs Mike Roiter/B.Lightning The Japanese Nightmares, wasted to time in jumping on former World Tag champ, Mike Roiter, and his partner Blue Lighting! Using an aresnal of high-risk moves, the Nightmares appeared to be on the way to victory..But, Blue Lighting, turned things around, with a earth-shattering spinebuster! After making the tag to Mike, it wasn't long before the ROITER LINE closed the deal! Winners: MIKE ROITER/BLUE LIGHTNING BILL BUCKLY: Well, it's nice to finally see Mike Roiter back in the win column. SAMMY BENSON: It is? BILL BUCKLY: Yes, it is! I understand his brother Bubba will be back in time for the B'Day Bash, SUMMER HEAT this weekend! And that's good to hear! Well, let's continue with the Rosenthal's challenge to the Roiters.. SB: Why not.. ************************************************************ Alex Roiter vs Masked Mystery Man The 2nd of three challenges to the Roiters...ended up with a bizarre finish. Alex battled the masked man, to a stand still. Both men, stood toe-to-toe..dishing out all they could..and taking it as well! Alex, the youngest of the Roiters, had the Masked man down for the count, but refused to pin him..He grabbed the mic, and said the wasn't going to pin the Mysterious masked man...because he know who was behind the mask! Attempting to leave the ring, he was nailed with a chair from behind..and brought back to the ring. Where he was pinned! The Masked Man, gets the win, but the question is who the h*ll is he? Winner: Masked Mystery Man BB: Sammy, I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before... SB: Is it over, yet? BB: That's why Mrs.Benson says!! Ha!! SB:(getting mad) I hate you!! ************************************************************ Masked Mystery Man II vs Mike Roiter The Final Rosenthal/Roiter challenge match made for one of the nights' most entertaining events!! Unlike the Alex match, we found out who was behind the mask! The match started out innocently enough, with Mike Roiter at the top of his game...early on he was in complete control..and looked to wrap things up! He surprised the soldout crowd, of over 60,000 by hitting the ROITER LINE!! On most opponents, that would've been it, but not the Mystery Man! As he became the second man to ever kick out of the ROITER LINE! The first being Mark Windham! After kicking out, Mike nearly passed out..I'm guessing he knew what the wrestling world was about to find out! The Masked man, stood up, laughed, and pulled off the mask to reveal himself to be..."Mr.Magnificent" Tom Adler! That brought all the fans to their feet, as they started chanting "Adler, Adler". From that point on, we were treated to a classic! 45 minutes of non-stop heartpounding action! Adler, was in rare form! As was Roiter, who got over the shock of facing Adler, very quickly! Roiter hit a DDT, and looked to go for the ROITER LINE again, but Adler was wise. Getting out of the way, and sending Mike head first into the turnbuckle! Roiter bounced back nicely for Tom to execute the ADLERPLEX, and get the pinfall!! In truely one of the best matches, in recent memory, Adler defeated long-time nemesis Mike Roiter!! Winner: "MR.MAGNIFICENT" TOM ADLER BB: I don't believe it!! What a match! Sammy, are you ok? SB: What's Tom Adler doing back in the CSWA?! I've got my lawyers working on it right now...he was kicked out, and he should stay out!! Justice shall be served! BILL BUCKLY: We're back..in case you missed it, Tom Adler just defeated Mike Roiter! Sammy, I don't think Adler's joined the Rosenthal Family, but I'm sure he got a nice pay off for facing Roiter! SAMMY BENSON: Sorta a you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours..and no I'm not scratching yours! BILL BUCKLY: OH, DARN... ************************************************************ TNT vs Bishop Hell The Bishop Hell, hasn't made any friends recently, challenge nearly every champion in sight..he hasn't made a good dent in the top 25, and to be honest he has no business challening the likes of Tsunami! Tonight, he tried to do what he should've done in the first place. And that's work his way up..his opponent tonight, TNT! And that he was, as he exploded all over Bishop Hell. Again, a star from the NWC, made his big league debut and looked like he belonged here! He showed, why CS Enterprises had sought to work out a working arrangement with the NWC for some months now..because they're loaded with talent! I'm sure Bishop's day in the sun is near, but tonight he was in the wrong place at the wrong time! Winner: TNT BB: Whoa! That's a big guy...what a win... SB: Big guy..yea, he got that way, by hard work, naturally, not like that goon GUNS!! It's amazing he's passed all the drug test.. BB: Speaking of GUNS, later tonight he'll be facing "American Made" Tyler Woods...that would've been for the EN title, but Tom Adler took care of that..let's go back to the ring! ************************************************************ Avery Lincoln vs Lex Taylor Avery Lincoln returned to the ring, for the first time in a long time...since he's tragic neck accident in the AAWC many a month ago! He looked a little rusty..and perhaps shouldn've signed to face a man of Lex Taylor's stature right away. Taylor, another one of the big names that CS Enterprises has signed, didn't need too much time to defeat Avery! After the match, Tom Adler met Lex at the entrance way..the two had words, and had to be seperated by CSWA officals. Already some serious heat has started to build for their match at SUMMER HEAT!! (guys as you might know by now, SPT is being done in short form..reason, we've got a buttload of cards over the next week and a half..and want to get them done, yes on time!(g)) BB: Fans, welcome back to CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME in Washington. I'm glad that CS Enterprises scheduled this card just outside from the Vietnam Memorial. It's rather appropriate, don't you think, Sammy? SB: What? Huh? I'm sorry, I was thinking about what happened with Teri at UNO. BB: You really and truly need help. Here I am, sitting here talking about one of the most tragic events in the history of the USA, and you're concentrating on hooters! SB: You know, I never thought I'd here that word come out of your mouth. Of course, if you had seen what I did at UNO.....oh sorry, I forgot, you were busy being kidnapped. That's why you're in such a bad mood tonight, isn't it? BB: Shut up. I'm sorry, fans. Right now we're going to head back down to Rudy Seitzer who is in the ring with the CSWA's own announcer, Stan Parsons. RS: Thanks, Bill and Sammy. All of you out there know Stan Parsons as the CSWA's interview commentator. But before Stan was involved in the CSWA, he was in the US Army. Thanks for joining us, Stan, or should I say Lieutenant Parsons. SP: It's an honor to be out here with you and the rest of America, Rudy. I want to thank the CSWA for recognizing so important an issue. I know it's not the job of the CSWA or CS Enterprises to be involved in politics or make a 'statement,' but I'm glad they decided to do all this. RS: As we stand here, Stan, we're just a few hundred feet away from that enormous black wall. How many names do you recognize up there, Stan? SP: Quite a few. Almost too many to count. Names of high school buddies, names of army buddies. Teachers, drill sergeants, cousins and comrades. RS: Fans, this card is being held in honor of those who didn't come home. There are still many, many men unaccounted for in the jungle and wasteland of North Vietnam. Many families still have not been able to bury the remains of their lost loved ones, or even to know how they died. SP: Oh, they know how they died, Rudy. The lucky ones were shot down in planes or shot on sight, and their bodies hidden. The unlucky ones were placed in camps, tortured and beaten until their mind and bodies had been broken. They were murdered, thrown in mass graves or solitary mudpits. Valiant men who fought bravely for our country were sent in, and now they may never come out. RS: Stan, how will the President's recent action affect those POWs and MIAs? SP: I can imagine why Bill Clinton has decided to normalize relations with Vietnam. I guess he decided to continue the work he did as a college student. I understand why he did it; he protested the war in the first place. Unfortunately, he didn't do the right thing, which was to serve his country above all else, even in a war he thought was unjust. I realize that that is just my opinion. Still, I think Clinton is doing the wrong thing again. He's abandoning the missing and giving Vietnam a license to cover up. They haven't cooperated in giving us answers about those they captured and killed. And that is not acceptable. Bill Clinton tells us that is has been 20 years, and we need to forget and forgive. SP: (cont.) I tell him that we cannot begin to do either until the dead are put to rest and the atrocities laid bare. Clinton says enough time has passed: then why have we not normalized relations with North Korea? What about Libya or even Iraq? Until they all come home, nothing will be "normalized" with Vietnam, no matter what our commander-in-chief says or believes. RS: Thank you, Stan. Thank you very much, not only for what you've said tonight, but for your contributions and service. And right now, fans, we'd like to bring the former Unified Champion out here for an interview. Here is "The Greatest American Hero" HORNET! Champ, thanks for joining us. You've got a match against the Chosen One tonight, and then at Disney Days.... H: I don't want to talk about that right now, Rudy. That's not what's important. Fans, you wanna see true American heroes? Then look at this man here (pointing to Stan), or walk over and read that ominous black wall over there. Those are true heroes. Look at the man who had his legs blown off by a land mine, or the blind man who lost his eyes from shrapnel hits. Look at the man who cries himself to sleep at night remembering the horrors he witnessed, or the man who continually talks to himself, crazy, because of what he experienced. They are all men who were shunned twenty years ago because they served their country. Shunned because of people like Bill Clinton. These are true American heroes. They served their country with no regard for their well-being. They served their country's cause and were rewarded with angry shouts and jeers. They came back defeated, having witnessed atrocities beyond the imagination, and having participated in a war our leaders did not fight to win. And now a man like Bill Clinton makes an idiotic decision like the one he announced? Now we turn on CNN and see Warren Christopher opening the American Embassy, a place where men once had to flee for their lives. We have 'normalized relations' with a country that brutally executed thousands of its own citizens, treating them like nothing more than animals. RS: Um, champ... H: I don't care, Rudy. It's too important to sugar-coat. 58,000 men and women died, many still unaccounted for. It was too big a price to pay for the result. And their memory has been violated by the actions of our current administration. As Stan said, it's unacceptable. So, tonight when you think of heroes, don't think of me. Instead, take the long walk past that wall. You may not recognize any names from your past, but take the time to read some of them. Take the time to reach out and touch one of those names, because they took the time to fight for your country. And they did much more than that. Read those names, because those are the names of true heroes. SP: Thank you. Thank you, Hornet. H: No, Stan, thank you. (The two men shake hands heartily as the crowd begins to clap and cheer.) RS: All I can say after that is, back to you Bill. BB: Thank you, Rudy. What an emotional moment we just witnessed. Sammy, are you tearing up? SB: No, I just got something in my eye. I think it was an eyelash or something. BB: Ok. Fans, we'll be back with more great action from here in Washington, D.C. BILL BUCKLEY: We are back after that tear-jerking, emotional display... SAMMY BENSON: Who cares... BILL BUCKLEY: What??? SAMMY BENSON: It was like 20 years ago or something. Get over it!!! BILL BUCKLEY: You know, Sammy, I never knew that you were THIS sick!!!! SAMMY BENSON: Well know you know. BILL BUCKLEY: Let's get back to the action, PLEASE!!! ************************************************************ Masked Assasins vs. Sexy Boys ************************************************************ The Sexy Boys started this match on a tear, and they held control for about the first 10 minutes of this match, but then the tide turned and the Masked Assasins launched a massive assault. They pummuled for about 5 minutes, and won the contest. WINNERS: MASKED ASSASINS ************************************************************ Henderson Bramble vs. Carl Brigsby ************************************************************ Is this guy on a roll or what. Ever since Mad Mike took over the reigns of Carl Brigsby he has gotten vicious, and his ring skills have gone to another level. Bramble tried to make it a quick match with a gutwrench suplex and a pin, but Brigsby kicked out gougued Bramble in the eyes, and had control from that point on. Brigsby used every move in his reportoi, and he really wore down Bramble. Brigsby finally pinned Bramble after a reverse neckbreaker!! Impressive. WINNER: CARL BRIGSBY BB: Brigsby is a monster. I don't know if he can be stopped. SB: Please someone stop him...It's Carl Brigsby. He's won two in a row....this is a sign of the Apocalypse. ************************************************************ The Haskells vs. Electric Express ************************************************************ This was the debut for the Haskells, a team brought into the CSWA by Steven Flair, and the team of William and Timothy Haskell were successful. It was an even match for the first 5 minutes, but then the Haskells started double-teaming, and using illegal objects. They showed great teamwork, and Steven Flair was at ringside, and seemed very happy. They won with an impressive move called the Haskell Drop where the opponent is held up by William, and Timothy jumps up off the top rope with a Hot Shot, and the opponent lands hard on the mat. WINNERS: THE HASKELLS ************************************************************ 'Loverboy' Jean Claude vs. John Nace ************************************************************ This was another good match, and it was decided when Loverboy reversed a powerslam into a small package. He got much leverage, and got the 3 count on Nace. Loverboy is on the move. WINNER: LOVERBOY JEAN CLAUDE SB: You know what, Buckley???? BB: You miss Teri?? SB: Well, that, but I really liked those Haskell boys. They reminded me of those neat kids...what was their names....THE MENENDEZ'!!! What great kids. BB: I'm starting to be frightened by sitting next to you. SB: Really...if I do more will you leave??? BB: Ohh...I couldn't torture you if I wasn't here. ************************************************************ Tracey Studd vs. Jim Dwyer ************************************************************ This paired two of the fastest rising stars in the CSWA. No one has been able to defeat Dwyer since he entered the CSWA, and Tracey Studd gave Steven Flair a run for his money in his first match. Dwyer took the early advantage by using his strength. He nailed a few closelines, and a big suplex. Studd fought back later in the match when he ducked a closeline and nailed a crucifix. Dwyer kicked out, and started immediately stomping on Studd. He nailed a few elbow drops, and then hit the ropes going for a big leg drop...but Tracey Studd moved out of the way. Studd got up quickly hit a brainbuster, and then a big DDT! He immediately covered Dwyer, and got the 1..2..3!!!! Great win for Tracey Studd that should push him up the rankings!! Look for this kid to be a belt holder in the CSWA!! WINNER: TRACEY STUDD ************************************************************ Dementia vs. Ultimate Defender (non-title) ************************************************************ This was the Greensboro Champ vs. a rising star who is one of the CORPORATION'S thugs. He is udefeated to date in the CSWA, but tonight he was facing a champion. Defender showed his ring savvy by taking the early advantage. Dementia tried to attack, but Defeneder reversed that with a forearm shiver. Defender controlled the mtach, until it spilled to the outside of the ring where Dementia took control, and he really punished the Defender, but he couldn't pin him. Dementia tried a german suplex, but Defender reversed the hold, he bridged and he got the pin. WINNER: ULTIMATE DEFENDER ************************************************************ The Eliminator vs. "Hot" Johnny Tropic in and electrified steel cage ************************************************************ This was a tremendous grudge match. Pamela and Scotty Michaels were at ringside for Tropic and for The Eliminator had Poison Ivy. Pamela and Poison Ivy were fighting during the whole match, and the crowd enjoyed that even more of the match inside the ring. Johnny Tropic brought his guitar in the ring to use as a weapon, but it backfired when The Eliminator got the guitar and planted Tropic right across this face, and then delivered a amazing DDT right on the guitar!!!!! The Eliminator won the match, but then Scotty Michaels entered the cage, and he started beating on the Eliminator. He threw him into the ropes, and gave him a kick to the jaw, then grabbed a bucket from outside the cage, and THREW THE WATER ON THE ELIMINATOR!!! He then pushed the Eliminator into the CAGE!!!! Eliminator tried no to fall into the cage, and he just brushed it , BUT HE GOT A BIG SHOCK!!!! He was knocked out, but he will be fine, except for a bruised ego!! WINNER: THE ELIMINATOR!! Remaining matches to be done in long form: Hornet vs. CO, Arrogence vs. PA, MW vs. Bonecrusher, Flair vs.Watters, MORE BB: We are back ladies and gentlemen, and we have just witnessed The Eliminator being shocked while covered in water!!! SB: Oh...it wasn't that bad. BB: That cage was like that big electric fence in Jurrasic Park. Did you see him fly back, when he got shocked. SB: Well, he got a free hairstyling out of it. BB: Right now we have a big match coming up. It is Chosen One vs. Hornet with no-rules and weapons. SB: You know I don't like Hornety, Buckley, but he is gonna' kill this idiot kid Chosen One. BB: I have to agree with you on that one, Sammy. Let's go down for the introductions. ANNOUNCER: This match is 1 fall...no time limit...no disqualifications....no count-out...and weapons allowed!!! First.....he is the GREAT AMERICAN HERO....all you snotty brats like him....2 time Unified champ....HORNET!!!!!!! (HORNET COMES DOWN TO THE RING, AND LOOKS VERY HAPPY!) ANNOUNCER: And his opponent....a newcomer to the CSWA...the man with the death wish.....THE CHOSEN ONE (ALL BOOS) BB: Here comes the Chosen One... SB: He looks inbred....he must be from Arkansas!!! BB: WAIT!!! GUNS HAS JUST ATTACKED THE CHOSEN ONE FROM BEHIND!!! HE NAILED HIM WITH A CHAIR TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! GUNS is pounding on the Chosen One. Hornet is racing out....he wants GUNS!!!!!! SB: I guess GUNS doesn't want Hornet to get hurt before their big match at Disney Days....aka....CS go visit their relatives at the Happiest Place on Earth BB: Hornet is really confused...but he grabs the Chosen One....he has his up....BRAINBUSTER RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!! Hornet picks up The Chosen One, and throws him into the ring. SB: Can he do that....right out on the concrete and everything??? BB: There are NO RULES, Sammy!! SB: Still, they should regulate that somehow!! BB: Hornet is coming outside of the ring. He's coming over to our table. Hornet is taking Sammy Benson's microphone! SB: Hey you face-painted freak!!!!! I need that!!! BB: Hornet takes the microphone into the ring, and is pounding on the unconcious Chosen One!!! There is blood flying now!! SB: He is starting to look like his buddy, "The Living Psycho" BB: Hornet now pins The Chosen One...1..2..3!!!!!!! Hornet gets the victory with a little help from GUNS!! It looks like Hornet has something to say! H: GUNS!!!!!! Look at him....you will wish you looked this good after I destroy you!!! This will be my last chance, and I will get the job done!! BB: We will be back with the Perfect Alliance!!!! BB: Hornet is not gonna' rest until he gets his hands on GUNS, and he doesn't want to just get his hands on GUNS. He wants to hurt him! SB: A lot of us want to hurt GUNS....but he didn't have to hurt that poor stupid Chosen Thing. BB: I think it's Chosen One! SB: WHO CARES!!!! BB: Good point. Let's go down to the ring where Scotty Waters is standing by. SCOTTY WATERS: Ladies and gentlemen.....tonight I will introduce to you two new members of the greatest alliance in the World. The alliance that will bring the CORPORATION to it's knees. Tonight, these boys will defeat Arrogence, and I will destroy that no-balls boy...Steven Flair. These two men are veterans of the CSWA and both are champions!!! They will add to the great tradition of the PERFECT ALLIANCE here is......STEEL VIPER.......AND.........DEGADETH!!!!!!!!!!! (STEEL VIPER AND DEGADETH COME DOWN TO THE RING AND GIVE HIGH FIVES TO WATERS. WATERS STAYS AT RINGSIDE) ANNOUNCER: Their opponents.....led to the ring by their manager....TERI MELTON!!!!! They are the No.1 contenders for the US Tag belts......PEYTON WRIGHT....JOEY MELTON...... ....ARROGENCE!!!!!!!! BB: What a surprise.....the return of Steel Viper and Degadeth to the CSWA!! The bell rings, and it will be Degadeth and Joey Melton in the ring to start of the match. They lock up in the center, and Melton slaps Degadeth right across the face. That made Degadeth angry....Degadeth replies with a series of PUNCHES!!! 1...2...3...4...5!! Joey is reeling. Degadeth follows it up, and charges at Joey....CLOSELINE!!! Joey hits the mat, and he tags in Peyton Wright!!! Peyton comes charging in and he sends Degadeth to the ropes...DROPKICK!!!! Peyton grabs Degadeth, and sends him to the turnbuckle, and he follows in...NO!!! DEGADETH MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!! Degadeth falls down, and he crawls over to his corner, and tags in STEEL VIPER!!!! Peyton in down in the corner, and Steel Viper picks him up. he grabs him by the throat...CHOKE SLAM!!!!!! Steel Viper hits the ropes....BIG LEG DROP!!!! He goes for the pin 1......2..NO!! kickout! SB: I'm hungry....where's one of the Vice Presidents when you need them. BB: Teri Melton just jumped on the apron and is trying to yell something to Peyton! The ref comes over, and is repremanding her....meanwhile...Steel Viper and Degadeth are double-teaming Wright. They are both him up....AND SCOTTY WATERS NAILS HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE HEAD!!!!! SB: THATS NOT FAIR!!! CHEATERS!!!! BB: Degadeth has Wright hoisted above his head....PRESS SLAM!!!!!!!! Steel Viper now takes control again, and he picks up Wright and sends him to the ropes....SLEEPER!!!!! Wright is fading.... SB: He's choking him!!!! C'mon...this is wrong. BB: The ref raises his hand....1......2....MELTON BREAKS IT UP....HE SLAPS WRIGHT TO WAKE HIM UP!!!! Steel Viper picks up Wright...sends him to the ropes.....Wright leaps..SUNSET FLIP....1.......2........NO!!!!! Viper just gets out. Wright rolls over to his corner. He tags in Melton!!! Viper tags to Degadeth! Melton charges, and tackles Degadeth, he drops a KNEE!!! Melton lands an elbow! (CONT) BB: Melton is in control. He picks up Degadeth, a KNEE BREAKER!!!!!! He is working on Degadeth's knee! He wraps him up.....FIGURE FOUR!!!! He has him in the middle of the ring! SB: Do it Joey!!! Break his legs!! BB: Degadeth is in sever pain. Melton grabs the ropes for added leverage!!! Isn't that cheating, Benson!!! SB: I have no idea what you are talking about... BB: Jorge Gonzales, the ref, asks Degadeth if he wants to give up....No reply! SB: Another damn foreigner ref. BB: Are you racist Sammy?? SB: No, just dopn't like foreigner. BB: Degadeth is in trouble. He is looking for someway out. He is trying to turn over to reverse the pain!! HE DOES DEGADETH REVERSES THE FIGURE FOUR!!!!! MELTON IS SCREAMING! MELTON TURNS IT OVER AGAIN!!! MELTON HAS THE ADVANTAGE!!! DEGADETH LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HAD ENOUGH!!! SB: I don't blame him, he's facing the best!! BB: Steel Viper comes in and BREAKS IT UP!!!! The ref is forcing Viper out!!! WATERS IS SNEAKING IN THE RING....HE HAS A CHAIR....HE NAILS MELTON IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!! MELTON IS OUT COLD!!!!!!!!!! DEGADETH ROLLS ONTO MELTON.....1........2........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PERFECT ALLIANCE BEATS ARROGENCE!!!!!!! SB: That Waters is starting to piss me off!!!! BB: What a win for the Perfect Alliance, even though they may have gotten it by cheating they still won! Let's go down to Rudy Seitzer who is standing with Steven Flair and Cyborgus. SB: It's not fair! RUDY SEITZER: Thanks, Bill, I'm down here in the locker room with the No.1 contender for the Unified Belt, Steven Flair, and his man, Cyborgus who will be taking on the Unified Champion, Alexander Karelin, for the Belt...TONIGHT! STEVEN FLAIR: That's right...our big man right here, is going to show Karelin what the CORPORATION is all about, and after tonight....Karelin won't want to be the Unified champion!! RS: It's seems like the plan is more to hurt Karelin than beat him tonight...preparing for when you face him at Disney Days! SF: Ohh...we will beat him tonight....BEAT HIM SENSELESS!! RS: OK, Steven, what is your reaction to the previous match. When the Perfect Alliance beat Arrogence, and your reaction to Scotty Waters calling you a chicken. SF: Well, they had to use the chair and a third man to beat the great team of Arrogence, and we will get them back for that. And as for Scooooootty Waters....I will prove to him who the real man is. I will teach him a wrestling lesson he will never forget. We have already seen what kind of man he is when he had to use the chair to beat Melton!! Waters, The Corporation......WILL NEVER FALL!! Matches left: SF vs. SW, AK vs. BORGUS, MW vs. CRUSHER, GUNS BB: We are back once again, and we have four great matches remaining on the card this evening. SB: I'm excited, because I get to see Teri two more times.. ...YIPPEE!!! BB: Can I get you anything, Sammy, maybe a nanny. SB: I could use some popcorn. I'm so glad that Schader is back he has the best popcorn. BB: It's Schroeder...and I don't know what the h.e. double hockey sticks he puts in that stuff...just becareful eating it. Let's get our next introductions.... ANNOUNCER: Our next match is a non-title event....1st from Sweetwater, Texas he is half of the Unified Tag Champs here is...."THE LIVING...er...." MARK WINDHAM!!!!!!!! (VERY MIXED REACTION....MORE BOOS THANK CHEERS) And his opponent he is the USN Champ....the man to break Mark's shoulder.... ....BONECRUSHER!!!! BB: Oooooo, this is going to be a good one. These two men who have had soo much bad blood in the past. They lock-up in the center of the ring, and neiether man can take control, they are moving around the ring.....THEY BOTH FLIP OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! They arebattling outside. Windham whips BONECRUSHER INTO THE STEEL POLE!!!! Referee, Felipe Rodriquez starts the count on both men....1......2...... SB: You have to be kidding me. Are they picking these guys up at the border, and throwing them in the ring??? BB: Mark comes in...HE RUNS INTO THE POLE TOO!!!! Bonecrusher grabs Mark.....BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!!! 3.......4.......5. Bonecrusher picks up Mark, and SLAMS him onto the concrete. Bonecrusher drops a KNEE TO THE SHOULDER of Windham!! Bonecrusher picks Mark up, rolls him back into the ring, and he rolls back into the ring as well. Bonecrusher picks up Mark and sends him to the ropes and nails him with a FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Bonecrusher goes for the quick pin....1.....MARK KICKS OUT!!! Bonecrusher is up...he hits the ropes....HEADBUTT!!!! Bonecrusher picks Mark up and sends him to the ropes...LARIAT!!!!! Bonecrusher once again goes for the pin....1......2....NO!! Bonecrusher is dominating this match! He picks up Mark.... GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!!!! Windham is up....SNAP MARE by BONECRUSHER, AND HE FOLLOWS THAT WITH A POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!! Mark hasn't gotten one offensive move. Bonecrusher is up, and HE IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! TOP ROPE HEADBUTT!!!! The pin.....1.........2.........MARK BARELY KICKS OUT!! Bonecrusher is getting steamed....he picks up Windham. He looks like he is setting up for a shouldbreaker...he has him up....SHOULDERBREAKER!!!!!!!! He picks up Mark again....AND HE NAILS ANOTHER SHOULDERBREAKER!!! BONECRUSHER IS PUMMELING MARK WINDHAM!!!!!! This match has to be over. He goes for the pin. 1...............2.............NO!!!!! How is Mark kicking out??? Bonecrusher looks totally perplexed. He picks up Windham.......TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!! Windham rolls out of the ring. He is trying to rest outside but Bonecrusher follows him out. Bonecrusher whips him into the steel gate guarding the fans, and Windham is leaning on a 400 pound woman. He realizes what he is on...and leaps off. He jumps back in the ring, but he is met by Bonecrusher. Bonecrusher with a FOREARM SHIVER!! Bonecrusher picks up Mark...SUPLEX...NO...MARK REVERSES IT!!! MARK NAILS A SUPLEX!!!! Both men are down, but Windham reaches his feet, and so does Bonecrusher....WINDHAM NAILS A DROPKICK!!!! What agility. Mark sends Bonecrusher to the buckle, and he follows in WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH!! Windham is on fire, and he nails Bonecrusher with an ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Windham comes from behind....BULLDOG!! BB: Windham just cleaned the Bonecrusher's clock with that Bulldog. Windham sends Bonecrusher to the ropes............ ...SPINEBUSTER!!!! Windham with the pin 1......2....NO!! Windham picks up Bonecrusher...Bonecrusher ducks a punch!! Bonecrusher blocks another punch....BONECRUSHER DROPS WINDHAM TO THE MAT WITH A PUNCH!! Bonecrusher picks up Windham and has him in a big Bear Hug!! Windham nails him witha BELL RINGER!!!! Bonecrusher picks up Windham...HE GETS HIM WITH A POWERSLAM!!!!! Bonecrusher has control again......OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE!!!!! 1.............2.............HE HAS HIM.....NO!!!! WINDHAM IS BATTERED, AND HE STILL KICKS OUT! Bonecrusher picks up Windham and he sends him to the turnbuckle...HE FOLLOWS IN WITH A SHOULDER....NO....WINDHAM MOVED....WINDHAM ROLLS UP BONECRUSHER....1..........2..........3!!!!!!!! MARK WINDHAM WITH A TREMENDOUS VICTORY!!!! He is in the ring worn out. Wait....who's that....HERE COMES STEVEN FLAIR WITH HIS THUGS CYBORGUS, DEMENTIA, AND RAY STECKLER!!! STEVEN FLAIR GRABS THE ANNOUNCER'S MICROPHONE!!! STEVEN FLAIR: WINDHAM!!!! You think you are soo bad, since you went crazy. You are still the biggest loser in the CSWA!! I never really got back at you for what you did so long ago, and now I will be the Unified champion after Disney Days....and then I will kick your ass...keep the belt....and tonight I get to humiliate you!!!! BB: FLAIR SLAPS WINDHAM!!!!!! HE IS SLAPPING WINDHAM RIGHT IN THE FACE!! SB: Yes....get that psycho, Steven!! BB: Now Cyborgus has Windham.....CLOSELINE WITH THAT METAL ARM!!!!!! WINDHAM IS SMILING....HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS FEEDING OFF THE PAIN!!! HE IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT STECKLER AND DEMENTIA ARE HOLDING HIM!! CYBORGUS IS POUNDING ON WINDHAM, AND FLAIR IS KICKING HIM!! CYBORGUS' METAL ARM IS STARTING TO DRAW BLOOD FROM WINDHAM'S HEAD!!! SF: HA HA!!!! YOU THINK YOU ARE PSYCHO....I CAN DO MUCH WORSE IF YOU PISS ME OFF!!! WE WON'T KILL YOU..AT LEAST FOR NOW!! HA HA HA!!! BB: They leave Mark Windham bloody in the ring. What a sick display... SB: Ohhh...it was great. Look at Windham...what a horrible few months he has had. Lost his nick-named...almost killed his brother, and now he is destroyed by the CORPORATION! I love it. BB: Let's go to the dressing rooms, and Stan Parsons. STAN PARSONS: Bill, I am back here with Scotty Waters, who later on tonight will face Steven Flair. Waters and Flair fued has been the hottest in the CSWA. Scotty, what do you think of what you just saw... SCOTTY WATERS: I think it's despicable.....see this just proves my point that he is the biggest cowared in this whole organization!! He couldn't even face Windham man to man he had to bring the goons. My Perfect Alliance beat his Arrogence tonight. SP: But...you cheated. SW: What??? What are you accussing me of. No, I don't think so you big prick!! I am the greatest wrestler on Earth, and I will show that cocky ba$tard tonight what the future of the CSWA is, and it's all Perfect.... Coming up: SF vs. SW, Guns vs. Woods, Karelin vs. Cyborgus BB: Ladies and gentlemen we are back in Washington DC, where we are remembering all the Vietnam Vets, and what a card we have had already. We have seen the return of Scotty Michaels, when he gave The Eliminator a huge shock. We also saw the return of Steel Viper and Degadeth when they defeated Arrogence. We saw GUNS attack The Chosen One before his match with Hornet, and we just saw an incredible match between Bonecrusher and Mark Windham, where Mark took an incredible amount of punishment, and after the match The CORPORATION came down to the ring, and beat, no literally BEAT Mark Windham. It was... SB: Great...that was the highlight of the evening. BB: Sammy, SHUT UP!!! SB: No problem. I still get paid, though! BB: We still have three great matches remaining. Let's go down to the ring.... ANNOUNCER: This match is 1 fall....30 minute time limit. First, he has the STRONGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD...here he is.. .....GUNS!!!!!! And his opponent....he beat GUNS before TYLER WOODS!!!! BB: Sammy, I don't know why I'm asking, but what are your thoughts on this match-up...WAIT!!! DEJA VU....HORNET IS RUNNING DOWN, AND HE NAILS WOODS FROM BEHIND. HORNET PICKS UP WOODS.....PRESS SLAM!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! WOODS IS HURT, AND HORNET RETURNS TO THE LOCKER ROOM!!! GUNS starts laughing. SB: These two, GUNS and Hornet, are really a couple of weirdos. BB: GUNS picks up Woods....BEAR HUG.....BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!! 1...........2...........3!!! GUNS WINS. Uh oh. He's taking the mic. GUNS: HORNET!!!! DISNEY DAYS....YOU ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!! BB: Short, sweet, and to the point. What a strange evening we are seeing. We have to take a break we will be back with a match many have been waiting to see WATERS vs. FLAIR!!! --------------------------------------------------------- Note: Sorry that there's not more. We don't have the rest on our BBNM, and Poppy's not around anymore. :< But you can see more great cards on the CSWA Archives!