CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME in Decatur: Christmas At Ground Zero December 24, 1995 ByB: Hot off the presses, here's the COMPLETE card for THIS SATURDAY NIGHT'S SPT In Decatur: Christmas at Ground Zero, coming LIVE, on U-62 from the Decatur CIVIC CENTER! It's a great one, featuring a DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! Here's the rundown on what's gonna be a GREAT night of wrestling! ============================================================ RETURN GRUDGE MATCH 'Largest Arms in the World' GUNS vs. 'Living Psycho' MARK WINDHAM ============================================================ ByB: This two faced off during Day One of the TWS, with Mark Windham getting the nod....ever since then, Windham's fallen deeper into his insanity, but he'd best be ready tomorrow night, because GUNS is looking for revenge! ============================================================ IN A ROOFED STEEL CAGE 'Ironman' ALEXANDR KARELIN vs. 'Stylin' STEVEN FLAIR ============================================================ ByB: At the TWS, the long-awaited CLASH of the EGOS between these two CSWA SUPERSTARS took place, as Alexandr Karelin QUIT the Corporation, and laid out Steven Flair in the lockeroom! These two will renew a feud from a few months back....with Karelin trying to even up the score in this battle of two FORMER Unified World Champions! ============================================================ GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP RE-MATCH 'King of Guano' BOB PRAXIS vs. BANDIT ============================================================ ByB: Bandit's coming in tonight looking for REVENGE against the NEW Greensboro Champion, who got a DISPUTED win at the TWS against him....can Praxis escape with the title again? We'll find out tomorrow night....and with the diabolical Dr. Guggen in his corner, who KNOWS what Praxis has up his sleeve! Also, a VACATED TITLE is on the line, as the PRESIDENTIAL Championship VACATED by Jim Williams will be awarded tonight to the winner of a TWENTY MAN BATTLE ROYAL! Here's the field..... ============================================================ SHAWN MATTHEWS, CARL BRIGSBY, LEX TAYLOR, JACK SAMSON, BOB PRAXIS, BANDIT, SCOTTY MICHAELS, BONECRUSHER, MIKE FLAIR, MIKE CHAIN, IVAN KARELIN, THE CRIPPLER, THE DEVASTATOR, WILD ASIAN, TROY WINDHAM, SAMMY FLAIR, VINCE BAILEY, THE DESTROYER, MEGA FORCE, and VENOM! ============================================================ ByB: What a great battle royal that's gonna be, I'd have to think ALL TWENTY MEN stand a chance of getting the title! As you can figure out, tomorrow's main theme is settinging some long standing feuds! Now, this feud might not have the thunder of the others, but to these two men, it means alot, and hopefully, once and for all, we'll know who the better man is! ============================================================ "Lord of Darkness' CARL BRIGSBY vs. "Winless" WESLEY PAIGE ============================================================ ByB: And, there's a WHOLE LOT MORE! Here's some other matches! ============================================================ LUNACY vs. EL MAGNIFIQUE RINGMASTER vs. HENDERSON BRAMBLE BONECRUSHER vs. SCOTTY MICHAELS "Lethal" LEX TAYLOR vs. JACK "Summer" SAMSON MEGA FORCE vs. BEN FLORE THE FORCE vs. the MAGNIFICENT MARVELS "Showtime" SHAWN MATTHEWS vs. KC COLOSSUS "Marvelous" MIKE CHAIN vs. "Red Oktober" IVAN KARELIN DEVESTATOR vs. VENOM "King of the Slackers" TROY WINDHAM vs. WILD ASIAN ============================================================ ByB: Don't miss it, TOMORROW NIGHT on U-62....SUPERPRIMETIME from Decatur! Join my Dad and Sammy Benson for ALL OF THE CSWA ACTION! (Backstage before SuperPrimeTime hits the air...., Senior VP Mike Ventolo and Co-Commishioner Stephen Thomas are walking down a hallway towards the CS Enterprises box.....) ============================================================ ST: We got to hurry up, or Merritt's gonna eat all of the food up in the box.....(Distant singing heard, a deep man's voice....) MV: What the hell is that? ST: I don't know, it seems to be coming from that lockeroom over that.... MV: But, that's Teri Melton's lockeroom! Where'd she get such a deep voice from? ST: I don't know, maybe the implants messed up the hormones....(The two approach Teri's lockeroom, and Ventolo notices the door is slightly open....) MV: HOOTERS! I'm opening the door! ST: (Grabs Ventolo by the collar....) Get over here, Freakboy, I WANNA LOOK! (Thomas opens up the door, and to their amazement, former AAWC President Schmid is wearing one of Teri's dresses, and a wig, looking into the mirror....) Oh....my......god..... MV: That's it.....this is all I needed to hit the bottle again! (Schmid notices Ventolo and Thomas in the mirror, andturns....) PS: Guys, guys, this really isn't what it looks like! Come in....let's have a little talk! MV: Um, no....we've got a um.....a um.......a um.... ST: A PRESS CONFERENCE! That's the ticket! C'mon Freakboy, we're gonna be late! (Thomas grabs Ventolo and they run down the hall towards the CS Enterprises Box....) PS: Oh well....if they know, EVERYONE knows! (Gets up off his chair, and walks out into the arena wearing a dress...) I AM WOMAN....HEAR ME ROAR.....(Fade to black, and then downto ringside, and Bill Buckley and Sammy Benson....) ============================================================ BB: Hello, wrestling fans, and WELCOME to CSWA SUPERPrimeTime in Decatur: Christmas at Ground Zero! With me, as usual, is Sammy Benson, and tonight, we're gonna have some GREAT action here on U-62 as you get ready for the holidays..... SB: Hold on, Buckley. Is that Schmid over there, about ten rows up? (Points...) You see who I'm talking about? BB: Are you kidding? That's a woman! She's wearing a nice sequined dress and has blond hair! That's not Schmid, you've been drinking too much egg nog there..... SB: I don't know, Bill. Most women don't have a five o'clock shadow....I mean, I don't know who you hang around with, but from my experiences......oh, well, let's just forget it! BB: Tonight, we've got an EXPLOSIVE DOUBLE MAIN-EVENT, as FIRST, inside the confines of a ROOFED Steel Cage, former friends EXPLODE in a battle of the Super Egos, as 'Stylin' STEVEN FLAIR faces off against 'Ironman' ALEXANDR KARELIN, two FORMER Unified World Champions, and after the TWS, they've got it in for each other! SB: I can't wait for that one, because, FINALLY, after all of this time, Alexandr Karelin's gonna be exposed as the myth that I've ALWAYS know he was! BB: Sammy, you're as fickle as they come.....in the OTHER HALF, a re-match from Day One of the TWS, 'Living Psycho' MARK WINDHAM squares off against 'The STRONGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD' GUNS! After the Thanksgiving Weekend Spectacular, I don't think Mark has a friend left in the whole world! SB: Except for Hornet. Hornet still holds out believe that Mark can solve all of his problems, but the man's gone. I mean, he PILEDRIVED his own FATHER down into the concrete. He's just not there anymore.....and after him BRUTALIZING Tom Adler, he's alienated about EVERYONE in the CSWA! BB: He's gonna have his work cut out for him, that's for sure! Also, tonight, we've got a TWENTY MAN OVER-THE-TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL for the VACATED Presidential Championship, not to mention a RE-MATCH for the GREENSBORO Championship as "King of Guano" Bob Praxis faces off against Bandit. It's gonna be a great night of action, but, we've got to take a break.....we'll be right back! BB: We're back, and right now, we're gonna see the debut of a new MASKED wrestler by the name of MEGA FORCE! He's managed by a Mr. Saki! SB: Someone's named after Japanese Wine? You learn something new every day! BB: Now, not only has Mr. Saki brought in this singles wrestler, Mega Force, he's ALSO brought in a tag team by the name of THE FORCE....these wrestlers, they're all wearing the same masks, and well, I could guess they're from Japan! SB: But, Mega Force is making his way down to ringside, and he's got a dark tan! BB: I don't know what to say! Except, that it's time to head down to ringside! ============================================================ MEGA FORCE vs. BEN FLORE ============================================================ BB: Mega Force enters the ring, and I have to say, this man is rather impressive! There's the bell, and we're ready to go! Ben Flore, he doesn't seem to be in a rush to lock up against this mysterious masked man! Finally, they do, and Mega Force sends Flore DOWN WITH AUTHORITY! Mega Force whips Flore in off the ropes....BIG LARIET, he almost decapitated Flore! SB: Well, that's not hard to do! I mean, he's facing a jobber here! BB: Mega Force picks up Flore, grabs both arms....WHOA MY, A DRAGONPLEX! I didn't think this man could pull off such a move! ONE, TWO, and Ben Flore kicks out....just barely! Mega Force pulls him up to his feet, and sends him off the ropes, OVER THE SHOULDER POWERSLAM! We've seen little or no offense out of Ben Flore here tonight! SB: That's not a result of this Mega Force guy, though. I'll admit he looks to be a pretty good wrestler, but Flore should consider another career.... BB: He might not have a choice after this match! Mega Force has Flore down on the canvas, he locks up the legs, and grabs an arm......he's rolling over.....SURFBOARD! Flore screams out in pain, but Mega Force breaks the hold before he can submit! Patrick Young should really use his discression here and stop the match! SB: Nah, I'd rather see this guy have his brains bashed in! BB: You would. Mega Force pulls the hapless Ben Flore to his feet as Mr. Saki looks on and shouts out instructions in Japanese! Here's an IRISH WHIP....BACK-BODYDROP, NO! Flore leaps over Mega Force, turns around, DROPKICK! That staggers Mega Force....ANOTHER DROPKICK...... SB: And he just brushed it aside! Flore landed down on his knee, the man's hurt! BB: Mega Force sees this, and he pulls Flore into the center of the ring....he's LOCKING IN THE SCORPION DEATHLOCK! He turns Flore over, and you CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE! Flore screaming in pain, and he gives it up! Mega Force isn't releasing the hold, though! SB: Well, he's Japanese....Young has to speak in HIS language! They're a proud people, you know. BB: Finally, Mr. Saki in the ring, and Mega Force breaks the hold....Ben Flore is hurt, and I'd think he's gonna need medical attention, all at the hands of this newcomer, Mega Force who was MORE than impressive in his debut! SB: Oh please....you'd kiss anyone's butt for a quarter. The man beat one of Jerry's Kids..... BB: I can't believe you said that. Do you really ENJOY being sued? SB: Hey, if they want to sue me, that's fine! I just LOVE being on the People's Court! BB: (Sighs...) Up next, we've got another debut match, as Mickey Van Buren's newest find, "Showtime" Shawn Matthews faces off against KC Collosus! SB: Wow, CS Enterprises is going ALL-OUT to sign the jobbers tonight! Now that Paige and Brigsby are facing each other, they've got a jobber shortage! BB: The expert commentary of Sammy Benson! We'll be back! BB: Well, it's almost time for our next match....as Scotty Michael's cousin, Shawn Matthews is in the ring, and ready to go! SB: If he's anything like Michaels, we've got another LOSER on our hands! (Someone taps Benson on the shoulder...) Doesn't anyone leave me alone? I'm Sammy Benson, and I RUN THIS PLACE! (Turns to see Co-Commishioners Merritt and Thomas standing next to him....) Hi....am I fired? CM: You're not that lucky, Benson. We've gotten word that you've been ducking the challenge of Poison Ivy! SB: What'd that whore tell you? I'm not one to hit women, you know..... ST: Well, that'll make it all the more entertaining. I think the challenge has gone un-answered long enough, don't you, Chad? CM: Oh, I think it has. Benson, if you like working here, if you like a pay check, you're WRESTLING POISON IVY TONIGHT, whether you like it or not! SB: I ain't gonna do that, do you think I'm nuts? ST: Fine then....Seitzer, get over here! You're the new color man! (Rudy Seitzer walks over....) RS: Wow, you're kidding? SB: He's a fake! He insults you two behind your backs! He just wants a higher-paying job! We all know that he couldn't compete with me! I'm a BROADCAST JOURNALIST! CM: Well, then I'm sure it'll be easy for you to find work, Benson. You've embarrassed us enough....now, it's our turn for us to embarass you.....so, are you gonna do it? RS: Please say no, please say no! SB: (Considers...) Well, I don't got a choice, and hey, maybe I can get a cheap feel out of it! Get out of here, Seitzer! RS: (Muttering below his breath...) One day, Benson, one day... SB: Yeah, tell it to your mama! ST: You've got a half hour, Benson, you'd best go back to the lockers and get ready.....like it makes a difference. (Chuckles, and turns to leave with Merritt and Thomas....) BB: Are you gonna go? SB: Of course I'm gonna! I'm getting me some hooters! (Benson puts down the headsets and heads back to the lockers....) BB: Oh well, finally, I get some peace and quiet here! Let's head down to ringside for our next match! ============================================================ "Showtime" SHAWN MATTHEWS vs. KC COLLOSUS ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go here, and Matthews is getting last minute instructions from Van Buren! COLLOSUS CHARGES BEFORE THE BELL, and Matthews side-steps him! Matthews locks him up from behind, BEAUTIFUL WAISTLOCK SUPLEX! Matthews is gonna be one of the TWENTY competitors later on tonight during the Presidential Championship Battle Royal, and WHO KNOWS....maybe he can pull the upset! Matthews pulls KC Collosus back to his feet, and the big man shoves Matthews off the ropes....BIG SHOULDERBLOCK! Matthews is down on his keister, and he's not quick to get up! KC Collosus scoops him up, and SLAMS him down to the canvas with authority! Off the ropes with a KNEEDROP.....NO! Matthews is OUT OF THE WAYY! KC Collosus staggering back to his feet, Matthews off the ropes, grabs ahold of Collosus....SWINGING NECKBREAKER, NICELY EXECUTED! A cover by Matthews, ONE, TWO, Collosus musters a kickout! Collosus trying to get back to his feet, and meanwhile, Matthews is up top.....Collosus still staggering....MATTHEWS WITH A SUNSET FLIP OFF THE TOP! HE GETS IT! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! AND JUST LIKE THAT, IT'S OVER! Shawn Matthews with an IMPRESSIVE debut tonight on SPT, getting the nod over KC Collosus! Fans, when come back, we'll see Mr. Saki's team.....THE FORCE! But, don't forget to stay tuned, because in about a half hour, we're gonna see something that I don't think ANYONE here in the CSWA could have EVER expected to see.....BENSON IN THE RING! BB: We're back, and this Mr. Saki is making his way to ringside again, this time with his TAG-TEAM, THE FORCE, which consists of Giga Force and Ultra Force! Their opponents tonight, the Magnificent Marvels, Jumping Jim Rising, and Roger Tranzor! Much like his singles wrestler, Mega Force, Ultra Force and Giga Force are masked and completely shrouded in secrecy! Fans, all of the competitors are in the ring, and it's time to head down to ringside! ============================================================ THE FORCE vs. THE MAGNIFICENT MARVELS ============================================================ BB: For the Force, we're gonna have the HUGE Giga Force start off, against Jim Rising from the Marvels! Here's a lock-up, and Rising is under the legs of Giga Force! Back off the ropes, FLYING BODYPRESS....NO! Giga Force makes the catch, and POWERSLAMS RISING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! Giga Force lifts up Rising....MILLITARY PRESS, AND SLAM! Giga Force makes the tag to Ultra Force, who CATAPULTS OVER THE TOP WITH A DROPKICK! A cover, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Ultra Force whips Rising into the corner, CHARGES WITH A DROPKICK....NO! Rising moves, and MAKES THE TAG! Here comes Roger Tranzor, and Ultra Force just trips him up with a drop-toehold! Ultra Force pulls Tranzor up to his feet, sends him in off the ropes, SIDE KICK....IT CONNECTS! Ultra Force pulls up Tranzor, sets him up....BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Ultra Force with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Tranzor gets the shoulder up! Lazy cover by Ultra Force, as they don't have very much in the way of respect for their opponents! Ultra Force drags Tranzor back into the corner, and he makes the tag to Giga Force! Giga Force grabs an arm around Tranzor....AND CHOKESLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! Instead of going for a cover, he just stomps away at the fallen Tranzor! Jim Rising into the ring, trying to make a save here, and Giga Force just GRABS him by the hair and throws him through the ropes to the outside! Giga Force makes the tag to Ultra Force, and he's going up top! Giga Force lifts up Tranzor in a POWERBOMB-LIKE POSITION....AND ULTRA FORCE COMES DOWN OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO TRANZOR! Tranzor SUPERBOMBED down to the canvas, and this one's as good as over! Jim Rising struggling up unto the apron, but one Giga Force kick to the midsection has him back down on the floor! Ultra Force drops down for the cover on the unconcious Tranzor, Patrick Young with the count, ONE, TWO, THREE! The FORCE literally DESTROYS it's competition tonight, and well, I've got to say, this Mr. Saki character has himself quite a few finds here in MEGA Force, and this tag-team combination, the Force! Up next, we've got another DEBUT in this night of DEBUT matches and big GRUDGE matches as well, as the Ringmaster steps into the ring with Henderson Bramble! Bramble apparently has recovered from the injuries handed down by 'Gentleman' Jim Willams all the way back at SuperStition! Wait a second, someone's sitting down here next to me at ringside.....it's MAD MIKE? Mad Mike, what on EARTH are you doing here? MM: Well, they informed me that they needed a color man down here, and hey, wherever there's money, you'd best believe that Mad Mike's gonna be there! BB: But, Mad Mike, are you recovered from what happened at the Midget WarGames during Day One of the Thanksgiving Weekend Spectacular? MM: Out of sight, out of mind, Buckley. I'm getting back to my priorites tonight.... BB: And those are? MM: You'll find out.....all in due time! I've turned over a new leaf, and from now on, NO ONE'S gonna have to worry about me going gung-ho over a bunch of..... BB: Midgets? MM: DON'T SAY THAT WORD! NEVER, EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN! BB: Whoa.....calm down there. I didn't know this scarred you so deeply! Fans, when we return, we'll have the newcomer, the Ringmaster, taking on Henderson Bramble! ============================================================ THE RINGMASTER vs. HENDERSON BRAMBLE ============================================================ BB: We're ready to go here, and the ring veteran, Bramble, suprises everyone by hiptossing the Ringmaster down to the canvas with ease! Ringmaster back to his feet, Bramble with a HIPTOSS! Bramble setting up for a STANDING DROPKICK, NO! Ringmaster grabs the ropes and Bramble comes crashing down to the canvas! MM: I've got to wonder how much abuse that knee of Bramble's can take, afterall, he got it totally DESTROYED by Jim Williams! BB: Bramble holding that knee as the Ringmaster goes to set him up....NO, BRAMBLE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! SMALL PACKAGE, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! The Ringmaster is FURIOUS, and clotheslines Bramble down to the canvas with authority! Ringmaster sets up Henderson Bramble, NICELY EXECUTED SNAP SUPLEX! Bramble's out on his feet already, but Ringmaster sends him off the ropes, and HITS A BIG POWERSLAM! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! Bramble got the shoulder up! MM: Now, why on Earth would he want to do that? I mean, he's taking the beating of his life.... BB: Henderson Bramble has pride, something you wouldn't understand. The Ringmaster backs off the ropes, DROPS an ELBOW....IT CONNECTS! Back off the ropes....ANOTHER, and BRAMBLE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Both men are down, and who's gonna get to their feet first? MM: Bramble's TRYING to get up, but trying is the key word in that sentence..... BB: Bramble grabbing the middle rope, pulling himself back up, the Ringmaster getting back up himself....BRAMBLE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! He's got the Ringmaster down! Bramble wobbily, but still on the offensive! Bramble with a BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK! The Ringmaster's down again! Bramble with a cover, ONE, TWO, kickout with AUTHORITY! Henderson Bramble turning the tides here..... MM: Well, he's a little better than the rest of these losers.... BB: The Ringmaster getting back to his feet, and Bramble climbs to the top rope......FLYING BODYPRESS....NO! The Ringmaster makes the catch and POWERSLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Ringmaster with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! This one's over, and the Ringmaster gets the win in his debut! MM: Oh, wow. What a match. BB: You're no different than Benson, you know! MM: Yes, I am. I have hair....case closed. BB: Up next, we've got yet another debut match, as Lunacy makes his CSWA debut tonight on SPT! MM: Who? Lunacy? Is this guy a relative of Space God? Who the hell keeps thinking up all of these gimmicks? BB: I don't know....he'll be facing an impressive rookie tonight, in El Magnifique, and this should be a good match! Let's head down to ringside.... ============================================================ LUNACY vs. EL MAGNIFIQUE ============================================================ BB: We're almost ready to go here, and Lunacy locks up with El Magnifique....WHOA MY, what a JAPANESE ARMDRAG! Lunacy struggling back to his feet, and El Magnifique hits a DROPKICK! Magnifique whips him into the ropes, THEZ PRESS!! ONE, TWO, KICKOUT BY LUNACY! MM: This El Magnifique is pretty impressive, I'll give him that.... BB: El Magnifique pulls Lunacy back off the ropes, DUCKS HIS HEAD, and LUNACY HITS A DDT! El Magnifique is staggered, and Lunacy sends him to the outside....with a name like Lunacy, I'd bet he could do quite a bit of damage on the outside! MM: We'll see about that! BB: Lunacy picks up El Magnifique, and RUNS him back first into the ring railings! El Magnifique staggers down, and Lunacy rolls him into the ring! A cover by Lunacy, ONE, TWO, easy kickout there by El Magnifique! We've got to break! BB: We're back! Lunacy still in control, and he SLAMS El Magnifique down to the canvas! Lunacy off the ropes, DROPS A BIG ELBOW.....NO! El Magnifique rolls out of the way! El Magnifique waits for Lunacy to get back to his feet, STANDING FRANK-N-PARSONS....WHOA MY! That could very well be it! El Magnifique sends Lunacy off the ropes.....AND HITS A STUN GUN! MM: That's it, scrape up this jobber, and bring in the next one! BB: El Magnifique not going for the cover, instead, he's going UPSTAIRS....JUMP SPLASH DOWN ON LUNACY, and it CONNECTS! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! It's ALL OVER, and El Magnifique gets ANOTHER win as he keeps on moving up in the rankings! MM: How can you move up the rankings beating people like this? I mean, I could get into the ring and beat these people.... BB: Please, you couldn't even beat a bunch of..... MM: I'M WARNING YOU....DON'T SAY IT! BB: Touchy, aren't we? Up next, we've got two CSWA rookies looking to make an impression on each other and the veterans to boot, as the Devastator faces off against Venom! This should be a good match between the two big men! MM: You think every match is a good match, don't you? This isn't a good match, it's a popcorn break! BB: Both the competitors are down at ringside, so, let's head down there as well! ============================================================ DEVASTATOR vs. VENOM ============================================================ BB: We've gotten word that Sammy Benson against Poison Ivy is up NEXT, right after this match! The Devastator and Venom are both taunting each other, and now, we've got a lock-up! Boht men struggle, but NEITHER can bring the other down to the canvas! MM: Well, they're about even size and strength. They even have the same amount of wrestling ability.....NONE! BB: Finally, Venom hits with a knee to the gut, and the Devastator doubles over! Venom with CLUBBING FOREARM SHOTS, and he takes the Devastator down to the canvas! Venom WHIPS the Devastator into the corner with AUTHORITY, CHARGES IN... AND THE DEVASTATOR MOVES! Devastator with a CRADLE, ONE, TWO, Venom out! Venom charges up with a CLOTHESLINE, and the Devastator moves again! CLOTHESLINE BY THE DEVASATATOR TAKES VENOM DOWN! MM: This is just a battle for the ages, Buckley. It should REALLY be the main event! BB: Will you stop being sarcastic? The Devastator has taken control of this one, he lifts up Venom, and HITS A BACKBREAKER! Devastator quickly pulls Venom back up......... VERTICAL SUPLEX.....YES, nicely executed! The Devastator covers again, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Venom gets the foot on the ropes, and Patrick Young caught sight of that one. MM: I'm surprised a CSWA referee actually noticed something. BB: You would be. The Devasatator picks up Venom....SIDE SUPLEX....NO! Venom won't go, and he counters with a GUTWRENCH INTO A POWERBOMB! I don't believe what I just saw....WHAT A MOVE! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! The Devastator JUST kicks out! Venom pulls the Devastator back up, sends him in off the ropes.....AND HITS A BIG POWERSLAM! This could be the beginning of the end for the Devastator tonight! MM: Honestly, I don't care who wins this one....I just hope it's over soon! BB: Venom dragging the Devastator into the corner, what's he gonna do here? He's going up top....A REVERSE SPLASH DOWN UNTO THE DEVASTATOR.....AND HE PUT UP THE KNEES! Venom got it right in the gut, and he's doubled over, hurt! The Devastator getting back to his feet, he heads off the ropes, and BULLDOGS Venom down to the canvas! The Devastator doesn't go for the cover, instead, he pulls Venom back up... ....AND HITS A POWERBOMB, WHOA MY! A cover, ONE, TWO....... THREE....THIS ONE'S OVER, and the Devastator gets a BIG win! I don't know how he mustered the strength to get the big man, Venom, up over his shoulder! MM: Like I said before....honestly, I don't care. BB: I know you don't care.....but, fans all around the country do! Up next, we've got a SURPRISE match, well, a match that was a SURPRISE to Sammy Benson, at least! CS Enterprises has made him don the tights, and he's going to face off against Poison Ivy! MM: 'Ya know, the Poison Ivy swears more than a bunch of sailors, but, Benson.....oh, Sammy Benson, he better not think I don't forget what he did.....and, he's gonna pay! BB: Let me warn you right now, Mad Mike, don't interject yourself into this match! MM: I'll try....that's all I can promise! BB: Here comes Sammy Benson, and well, let's just say he's a tad out of shape....I don't see how he can stand a chance in this match! Now, Poison Ivy makes her way down to ringside....AND SHE'S NOT WAITING FOR THE BELL! ============================================================ MANAGER vs. COMMENTATOR GRUDGE MATCH POISON IVY vs. SAMMY BENSON ============================================================ BB: Ivy with a kick to the ample gut of Sammy Benson! Benson doubles over, and Ivy grabs Benson by whatever's left of his hair, snapmaring him over to the canvas! MM: Well, she just pulled out a big clump right there! BB: Benson backing into the corner, pleading for mercy, but I don't think that one's gonna work! Ivy has a clump of Benson's hair......AND SHE'S SHOVING IT DOWN HIS THROAT! Poison Ivy pulls Benson back to his feet in the corner, and SHE'S CHOPPING AWAY AT BENSON! Ivy SNAPMARES Benson out of the corner....AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE! Ivy with a cover, ONE, TWO, Benson GRABS Ivy's..... MM: He's copping a feel! Benson's gonna feel for that! BB: Thanks for taking that for me. Ivy is INCENSED, and rolls Benson over, now trying to choke the life out of him! We haven't seen a BIT of offense out of Sammy Benson in this match thus far! MM: Did you honestly expect to? BB: No....Ivy picks up Benson....ATOMIC DROP! Oh, Benson's gonna be signing a little higher in the shower! IVY WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE, and Benson's out to the floor! Benson taking a page out of your book, Mad Mike....HE'S RUNNING! Sammy Benson is running back to the lockers..... MM: OH NO, HE'S NOT! Bandit's coming out from the entranceway! BB: Benson stops in his tracks, and Bandit is literally BACKING Benson all the way back to the ring! Benson backs up....RIGHT INTO POISON IVY, and she DECKS Benson! Ivy rolls Benson down into the ring....AND WAIT A SECOND, here come wrestlers down from the lockers! Mike Chain, Jack Samson, Ivan Karelin, Bob Praxis and the Wild Asian! They pull Benson to the outside, and they're helping him out! Chain just offered him a glass of water! MM: Oh, come on here.....this is getting a little out of hand! BB: Funny that Mike Flair isn't with Chain and Samson, I wonder where he could be! Now, from the lockerooms, here comes MORE WRESTLERS...Lex Taylor, Scotty Michaels, Shawn Matthews, and Henderson Bramble coming down to ringside to help out Bandit! We're gonna have a lumberjack match here! MM: That's just great. BB: Finally, Benson back into the ring, and Benson leaps on the back of Ivy with a SLEEPER! Ivy just backs into the corner and BREAKS THE HOLD! Benson up against the ropes..... AND IVY CHARGES....BENSON DUCKS, and Ivy crashes out to the floor! Look at this! Chain and Samson pick up Ivy, and HEAVE her into the ring! Bandit can't believe it! We're gonna have a brawl down at ringside! MM: Well, at least it'll take away from this 'match'! BB: There's a TEN MEN WAR down at ringside! We'll be back! BB: Ivy is down, and Benson sees this as his big chance! What did he just pull out of his tights? MM: It's a binaca spray can! BB: I don't believe it! Benson sprays himself, and he rolls over Ivy....he's gonna KISS HER! GOOD LORD! That certainly woke up Ivy....I think she's gonna puke! MM: I would too.... BB: Huh? (Shakes his head in disbelief) Benson's trying to grab Ivy again....AND SHE KICKED HIM LOW! Benson forgot to wear a cup, and he's down on the canvas, in TONS of pain! Ivy drops down and covers, ONE, TWO, THREE!! Poison Ivy gets the win, and she SPITS on Benson as she leaves the ring! MM: I didn't think Benson NEEDED a cup. This really comes as a surprise.... BB: Well, Sammy Benson is grabbing himself, screaming out for his mother, I think, and CSWA medical is coming down to ringside to check on him.....they help Benson back to the lockers as the fans here in Decatur cat-call him and throw anything they can find at him..... MM: I'd bet he wishes he didn't take that match now! BB: Now, it's time to get back to the REAL action here, and we've got ourselves a good one up next, as 'Marvelous' Mike Chain faces off against 'Red Oktober' Ivan Karelin! Now, Mad Mike, what do you have to say about this whole Karelin affair? MM: You'll see later.... BB: What's that supposed to mean? MM: What do you THINK it means, imbecile! BB: Shouldn't you be managing Ivan down at ringside? MM: Nah....he's a big boy, he can handle himself.... BB: OK....well, Chain is making his way down to ringside with Jimmy Ray Vaughn....let's head down to ringside! ============================================================ "Marvelous" MIKE CHAIN vs. "Red Oktober" IVAN KARELIN ============================================================ BB: These two big men are ready to go, and Ivan Karelin has the clear size advantage! We've got a lock-up, and Ivan sends Chain down to the canvas with relative ease! Chain dusts himself off, and the two are ready to go again, Chain with a knee to the gut! Ivan Karelin doubles over, Chain whips him off the ropes.....AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! MM: Chain outsmarted Ivan there....honestly, that's not a very hard thing to do! BB: I thought you managed this man? Why say things like that about him? MM: How's he gonna hear it? BB: Mike Chain lifts up Ivan Karelin, and sets him up, BIG LEAPING BACK SUPLEX! Impressive manuever by Chain, and he heads off the ropes....DROPS A LEG! Cover by Chain, ONE, TWO, KICKOUT WITH AUTHORITY BY KARELIN! He almost sent Chain through the ropes to the outside! Chain getting back to his feet....but Ivan Karelin's up first....AND LEVELS MIKE CHAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Karelin sends Chain off the ropes, MILLITARY PRESS.....AND OH NO! He just threw Chain THROUGH the ropes to the outside! MM: At least he didn't throw him over the top. The idiot almost got himself DQ'ed..... BB: Karelin heading to the outside....and he's got a chair....OH NO, HE DOESN'T! Jimmy Ray Vaughn just GRABS the chair away from Karelin, and Karelin SHOVES Vaughn! Meanwhile, Chain is up again, and from behind...BURIES A KNEE INTO THE BACK OF KARELIN! Karelin SLAMS into the steel post, he might be out! Why aren't you helping him out? MM: Because I'm annoucing the match. You CAN'T be THAT deaf, Buckley! BB: Mike Chain rolls back into the ring, and Ivan Karelin might be out here....Chain pulls him up, SNAP SUPLEX, nicely executed! Chain with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Patrick Young says that Karelin just got the shoulder up! Chain argues a bit, but keeps on working over Karelin, rolling him over and locking in a reverse chinlock! We'll be back! BB: We're back, and Chain still locking in the reverse chinlock on Karelin....Karelin appears to be fading, Young checks the arm....DROPS ONCE....DROPS TWICE....THREE TIMES, NO! Chain breaks the hold and DROPS down across the back of Ivan Karelin! MM: Why on EARTH would Chain break the hold? BB: Because he wants to go back on the offensive! Mike Chain pulls Ivan Karelin to his feet, sends him off the ropes, TELEGRAPHS A BACK-BODYDROP! Karelin counters with a POWERBOMB! I don't believe it! That might be it, but Karelin's worn, and he's down on the canvas as well! MM: I don't think either of them are gonna get up, quite honestly! BB: Chain and Karelin both showing signs of life, both up to their knees....who's gonna get up first.....THEY CLOTHESLINE EACH OTHER! I don't believe it! Chain's arm is on Karelin....ONE, TWO, Karelin JUST gets his arm up! Now, we're back to square one, and both wrestlers are trying to get back to their feet! MM: Vaughn just did a smart thing.....he's holding Karelin down! BB: I don't get it? Why doesn't this upset you? MM: You'll see.....you'll find out later. BB: I don't understand what you're being so secretive about. Chain manages to get to his feet first, and Karelin is still arguing with Vaughn! Chain whips Karelin around, hits a kick to the gut, off the ropes.....IMPLANT DDT! That might be it, right there! Chain not going for the cover, instead he pulls Karelin back to his feet, sends him off the ropes.....CHAIN HITS THE LETHAL INJECTION! It's over! Mike Chain with the cover, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Mike Chain gets ANOTHER win! Mad Mike, why are you laughing? MM: Oh....I don't know....(Laughs again....) BB: Uh....OK. Ivan Karelin obviously upset with ANOTHER loss, as he slams down a camera pole on the way back to the lockers....he's been on a slide as of late. A man NOT on a slide, though, is the Wild Asian, coming off a VERY impressive victory over one half of the UNIFIED World Tag Team Champions, 'Lethal' Lex Taylor, at the TWS......tonight he's facing a man that was ROBBED of the Presidential Championship a little while back, I'm talking about 'King of the Slackers' Troy Windham! MM: I don't think Troy cares about that title.....I think he wants revenge on Timmy and Mark, and he wants a shot at Alan, just like Mark got! We're talking about America's favorite dysfunctional family here! BB: That it is, and one of the members is making his way down to ringside now, without manager Jimmy V., who apparently has left the CSWA! Now, the Wild Asian making his way to the ring with the Great Rasini, and the crowd's cheering, as they have respect for this man's incredible all-risk style on the ring! MM: I do to. This man takes it to the EXTREME EVERY time he steps into the ring....I honestly don't think he cares about wins or losses, instead, he cares about dishing out pain! BB: And he goes to GREAT lengths to achieve that.....now, it's time to head down to ringside for what is gonna be one heck of an exciting match! ============================================================ "King of the Slackers" TROY WINDHAM vs. THE WILD ASIAN ============================================================ BB: There's the bell, and this one's ready to get underway! Wild Asian getting last-minute instructions from Rasini, and Asian and Windham lock up! Windham with a nice fireman's carry, and he brings Wild Asian down to the canvas! Wild Asian quickly flips back to his feet, though, and STUNS Windham with a chop to the Adam's apple! Wild Asian sends Windham in off the ropes....WHOA MY, a SOMMERSAULT KICK! I've NEVER seen that out of anyone else before! MM: Like I said, there's NOTHING this man won't do! BB: It took a TON out of Troy Windham, and now, the Asian is up top......HE CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT! ONE, TWO, THREE... BB: NO! NO! Troy Windham JUST got his arm up, avoiding the pinfall! Wild Asian pulls Windham back to his feet, irish whip....reversed by Windham.....who drops down to the canvas, Wild Asian coming back off the ropes with a BODYPRESS....NO! Windham catches him....AND HITS A STUN-GUN LIKE MANUEVER! That HURT the Wild Asian! MM: The man likes pain, but I don't see how anyone could like THAT. BB: Troy Windham doesn't go for the cover, instead, he chooses to stay on the Wild Asian! He pulls him up, STANDING FRANK-N-PARSONS! Now, Windham's going up top, and Wild Asian pulling himself back to his feet, getting a bearing on where he is! WINDHAM OFF THE TOP WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! ONE, TWO....REVERSED BY THE WILD ASIAN, ONE, TWO, THREE..... NO! WINDHAM JUST OUT AGAIN! Thus far, it's been an ACTION PACKED match! MM: Just like you'd expect with these two wrestlers! BB: The Wild Asian got up to his feet first, and he just LEVELED Troy Windham with a leaping clothesline! He pulls Windham up, and hits with a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! A cover, ONE, TWO, Windham kicks out! Wild Asian turns to the great Rasini for instructions, and now, he scoops up Windham, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....NO! Windham reverses it, and HITS IT! What a reversal by Troy Windham, and he covers, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! ARM ON THE ROPES! MM: I don't know if the Asian got that arm there himself! Since the Great Rasini's got a smile on his face..... BB: He just might have put it there, and that's what Troy Windham is contesting here, but it will do him no good! Windham sets up the Wild Asian in a SUPLEX POSITION....AND PUTS HIM UP TOP! Windham going up as well....and he's gonna go for a SUPERPLEX! NO! The Wild Asian blocks......AND OH NO! He just SUPLEXED WINDHAM OFF THE TOP, OUT OF THE RING! Both men crashed down with a sickening thud.....I don't think either's gonna get up! MM: The Wild Asian has to be NUTS to do that move. But, like I said, he doesn't exactly care about winning matches! BB: Patrick Young up to FOUR in his count....FIVE, SIX, SEVEN....wait, the Great Rasini picks up the Wild Asian, and rolls him into the ring....the Asian rolls, and falls back OUT of the ring! That breaks the count for BOTH men! MM: Windham got a stroke of luck there....if the Asian had rolled the OTHER way, he would have gotten a countout win! BB: Young counting again, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.....The Wild Asian is back up, and rolls back into the ring! I don't believe it....after all of this, he's going back up to the TOP ROPE! Troy Windham despartly trying to get back to his feet, but he's really struggling here.....WILD ASIAN WITH A PLANCHA OFF THE TOP.....NO! WINDHAM MOVED! The Wild Asian CRASHES into the ringside barrier, and sets a row of seats back! MM: He was going in with a TON of momentum, because he just knocked that whole front row of fans over, like you said! BB: Troy Windham coming to, and he rolls the Wild Asian into the ring! Windham looks dazed and confused here, but he manages to SOMEHOW climb up to the TOP ROPE! Windham off the top....HE HITS A FLYING ELBOWDROP! This might be it! Windham with a cover on the Wild Asian, ONE, TWO, THREE..... NO! How in the WORLD did he manage to kick out? MM: I don't know, but it's pretty obvious that both of these guys are merely running on fumes! BB: Yes, it is, as Windham struggles back to his feet! This match has only gone about 10 minutes, but it's still been a titanic struggle. Windham sets up the Wild Asian, he hits a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! That might be it! Instead of going for the cover, Windham pulls up the Asian, and he's trying to finish him off.....sends him off the ropes, NO, reversed by the Asian.....who ducks his head down....SUNSET FLIP BY WINDHAM.....BUT THE ASIAN DOESN'T GO OVER! HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND BRIDGES BACK....WHAT A COUNTER! ONE, TWO, THREE!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! The Wild Asian gets yet ANOTHER UPSET WIN! Fans, we've got to take a break, but we'll be back! BB: Up next, we've got a return match from quite a bit back. If you might remember back to a few SPT's ago, Scotty Michaels faced off against Bonecrusher, and lost the match due to the interference of Johnny Tropic. Of course, afterwards, Michaels ending the ring career of Tropic, but he never got the chance to get revenge against BC. Tonight, he gets this chance, after becoming one-half of the UNIFIED World Tag Team Champions at the TWS..... MM: Bonecrusher had a decent weekend himself. I think he's looking to continue it with ANOTHER win over Michaels tonight! BB: Michaels making his way down to ringside with Lex Taylor, his tag-team partner in the "DREAM TEAM".....we're ready to go...... ============================================================ BONECRUSHER vs. SCOTTY MICHAELS ============================================================ BB: Michaels getting ready in the corner, fixing his pads, and BC CHARGES IN....MICHAELS SEES HIM COMING, and side-steps BC! Michaels with a right hand, followed by a left, and BC's staggering! Michaels with a STANDING DROPKICK ....and DOWN goes Bonecrusher! Michaels to the outside, grabs the ropes....CATAPULT SPLASH DOWN ONTO BC! A cover by Michaels, ONE, TWO, NO! BC with the kickout! MM: Scotty Michaels looks like a different man after winning the Tag Titles....he's wrestling with confidence! BB: Michaels is heading up top, and BC is still trying to make it back to his feet....FLYING BODYPRESS by Michaels.... AND BC CATCHES HIM! BC turns Michaels over, and LOCKS IN A BEARHUG! That's one of BC's favorite manuevers, and Michaels is suddenly in trouble! Patrick Young asking Michaels if he wants to give it up, but I don't see THAT happening! MM: Still, it's a great move for BC to use. It wears down Michaels early on in the match and keeps his aerial attack down on the ground.... BB: Good point! Michaels appears to be fading, but not going out! Finally, BC feels that he's done enough, and he breaks the hold! BC lifts up Michaels, and CONNECTS with a SIDE BACKBREAKER! BC has created a weak spot, and he's taking it to FULL advantage! BC pulls Michaels to his feet, and HITS A BACK SUPLEX! If he keeps this up, Scotty Michaels' back is gonna be syrup! MM: That's what you need to do to win matches....if he wrestled every match like this, he'd have more wins! BB: He just might have! BC covers the fallen Michaels, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! BC now dragging Michaels into the center of the ring, and he senses an oppertunity, he's setting up for a BOSTON CRAB, can he turn Michaels over, NO! Michaels with a fist to the face, and BC staggers back! Michaels grabs the legs of BC, and propels himself up, WHOA MY! HE CAUGHT BC WITH A FRANK-N-PARSONS! MM: That didn't have too much effect, though, BC is getting right back up! BB: Michaels sends BC off the ropes, and CONNECTS WITH A BIG LEAPING ELBOW! BC down, and Michaels covers, ONE, TWO, KICKOUT by BC! You'll have to do a bit more to keep the big man down! Michaels WHIPS BC into the corner with authority, now he leaps up on his back.....he's going for a VICTORY ROLL....NO! BC JUST CRASHES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! That crucifix-like manuever took alot out of Michaels! BC off the ropes....AND DROPS A LEG! BC with a cover, ONE, TWO, FOOT ON THE ROPES! BC up to his feet, and he's SCREAMING at Lex Taylor, he thinks he put Michaels' foot on the ropes. MM: Who CARES if he did! He's losing his focus on the match! BB: BC still yapping, and Michaels taps him on the shoulder, SMALL PACKAGE! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! BC is just plain furious, and this just isn't going to work to his advantage! He ROARS up and MISSES with a CLOTHESLINE! Misses with another....CRUCIFIX CRADLE BY MICHAELS, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! BC just broke it! BC charges again, and THIS TIME, Michaels grabs him by the tights and sends him outside the ring! Fans, we'll be right back with more! BB: Michaels GRABS the ropes, and CATAPULTS DOWN ONTO BC! Bonecrusher didn't see that coming, and he goes down to the concrete! Michaels pointing to the ringpost, and that's gonna be BC's next stop.....NO! BC drops to the floor, and Michaels CARRIES into the post! Michaels ricohets off the post.....AND GETS CLOTHESLINED DOWN BY BC! BC rolls Michaels into the ring, and he might be looking to finish him off! MM: I think Michaels may have been busted open when he got slammed into the ringpost! BB: Yes, it appears that Michaels is cut over the right eye! BC pulls Michaels to his feet, and he's working over Michaels with BIG forearm shots! BC sends Michaels off the ropes....AND HITS A THUNDEROUS POWERSLAM! That might be it! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Michaels AGAIN just avoids the three count! BC pulls him up, and he's gesturing that the match is over! MM: If he hits Michaels with the powerbomb, like he did last time, you can forget about it! BB: And that's just what BC is setting up Michaels for! Taylor screaming to Michaels, telling him what's going on, but you've got to wonder if Michaels even knows where he is! BC setting him up....AND MICHAELS GETS OVER THE SHOULDER! Michaels scampers into the corner, and BC charges in! Michaels up to the second rope...... MM: AND HE SOMMERSAULTED RIGHT OVER BONECRUSHER! BB: I don't believe it! BC turns around, and MICHAELS CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK! BC goes down like a ton of bricks, this one's over! Michaels heading up top, and he HITS THE HEARTBREAKER! Michaels with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....HE'S WON IT! Again, Scotty Michaels DEFIES the odds to pull off the victory! MM: That's a REALLY big win, because he had to overcome the mental downer from the last match against Bonecrusher. He overcame alot, and even I have to say he deserved the win...... BB: Michaels and Lex Taylor will stay down at ringside, because it's Lex's turn to step into the ring, as he'll be facing another big man, Jack "Summer" Samson! Michaels and Taylor are embroiled in a feud with Samson and Mike Chain over the Unified World Tag Championship Belts, and this is gonna be an interesting match, because there's no love lost between them! MM: Now, Chain's coming down to ringside with Samson, but where is Mike Flair? BB: I don't know....we went through this earlier during the Benson/Ivy 'match'....I would figure that he would come down to ringside with Chain and Samson, since he helped them attack Lex Taylor during the Championship Match in the Tournament.....and.....now, HERE COMES MIKE FLAIR! He's asking for the mic, I wonder what he's got to say! ============================================================ MIKE FLAIR: Scotty Michaels, Lex Taylor, I have to wonder what I was thinking.....teaming with two second-rate wrestlers like Mike Chain and Jack Samson (Chain and Samson stare in amazement at Flair...)....when, instead, I should have teamed with two talented wrestlers much like you. In fact, to make up....to apologize for the huge mistake I made, I'd like to offer you a position in my organization. (Michaels and Taylor turn and talk amongst themselves.) I'll give you a couple of minutes to decide.....(Michaels grabs the mic and taps Flair on the shoulder....) SCOTTY MICHAELS: 'Ya know, me and Lex have been thinking.... ....and...(Flair puts out his hand....AND BLOWS A FIREBALL IN THE FACE OF MICHAELS! Michaels drops to the concrete, and Taylor goes to attack, but Samson and Chain pull him into the ring....) MF: NOW....you guys....YOU'RE ON FIRE! You're just burnin' up, ain't you, Michaels? Did you two fools think for ONE SECOND that I'd let two pansies like you into the HORSEMEN? Are you ACTUALLY as DUMB as you LOOK? Well, you guys think you're HOT STUFF....but, Chain and Samson here, they're taking those Unified Tag Titles..... MF: Just like you two, literally......the HORSEMEN, we're gonna set the CSWA ON FIRE!!! (Spits on the fallen Michaels and flashes four fingers as he walks back to the lockers...) ============================================================ BB: I don't believe what I just saw! In the ring, Lex Taylor is taking a POUNDING from Jack Samson and Mike Chain! SAMSON HITS A BEACH BOMB! We've got to get some help for Scotty Michaels, he was hit CLEAR in the FACE with that FIREBALL! MM: You know, I like this Mike Flair....he tells it like it IS! BB: Officials rushing down to ringside, and they finally get Samson and Chain out of the ring! The Unified World Tag Team Champions are fallen, one inside the ring, one outside the ring....Samson and Chain are on their way back to the lockers, and they're flashing the four fingers. I wonder what that could mean? MM: You're really THAT slow, aren't you? BB: I've got to wonder about the status of BOTH Lex Taylor and Scotty Michaels, as both are scheduled to face off with eighteen OTHER competitors in the Presidential Championship Battle Royal, coming up in just a little while! But, up next, we've got one of our BIG matches tonight, as two former friends settle a feud that's EXPLODED as of late..... MM: Karelin-Flair is up next? BB: No..... MM: Mark Windham against GUNS? BB: No.... MM: Then, what could it be? BB: Carl Brigsby against Wesley Paige.... MM: I think I'll be getting myself some snacks right about now.... BB: No, you won't, you're staying RIGHT HERE! It all stems back to the last SPT, where Wesley Paige for NO REASON just SNAPPED on Carl Brigsby after his match.....then, during the First Day of the Thanksgiving Weekend Spectacular, Carl Brigsby returned the favor on Wesley Paige....finally, during the Unified World Tag Team Championship Tournament, Wesley Paige abandoned his parter, Ricky Worthington in a match against the <> Cutters, to brawl with Brigsby. They want to find out who the better man is between the two, and tonight, they'll finally get their chance.... MM: Actually, it also serves a purpose. Without a doubt, the loser of this match just might be the WORST wrestler in CSWA history..... BB: Mr. Potato Head might have that one locked down tight. MM: WHAT? Mr. Potato Head? Whoa boy.....(gestures that Buckley's been drinking...) BB: It's before your time, Mad Mike. This feud is about to EXPLODE, let's head down to ringside, so it can all be settled! ============================================================ "Lord of Darkness" CARL BRIGSBY vs. "Winless" WESLEY PAIGE ============================================================ BB: Ben Worthington wants a handshake to start this one off, and Brigsby extends his hand....Paige takes it, and BRIGSBY CONNECTS WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Carl Brigsby all over Wesley Paige, and he's stomping him down through the canvas! MM: Isn't this like the first time these guys have wrestled a mid-card match? BB: Both have had their good times, but not as of late, as both careers have gone south. Brigsby still in control, and he SLAMS Paige down the canvas! Brigsby off the ropes, and he MISSES AN ELBOW DROP! Paige to his feet, he sends Brigsby off the ropes, NICE DROPKICK! A cover by Paige, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! MM: These guys.....they're not very good..... BB: Paige going up top....OH NO! He tripped on his way up to the top, and he comes crashing down to the canvas! Brigsby crawling over, and drapes an arm, ONE, TWO, THREE... NO! Paige just up! Brigsby connects with a BACKBREAKER! BB: Brigsby heading off the ropes.....and oh no....HE TRIPPED OVER HIS OWN FEET! Brigsby is down, and he's hurt! MM: Man, these guys are pathetic. Knowing Brigsby, he probably tied his boots together. BB: Both Paige and Brigsby are down, Paige holding his knee from falling off the top rope, and Brigsby holding his ankle from tripping over his own feet. Ben Worthington in the ring counting, and he can't help but to laugh....Wesley Paige getting to his feet, he sets up Brigsby, and hits a SNAP SUPLEX! A cover by Paige, ONE, TWO, Brigsby kicks out! MM: Where'd all the fans go? You can't tell me that EVERYONE here either went to the bathroom or went to get snacks...... BB: Apparently, they have! Paige goes to pick up Brigsby, TOO MUCH WEIGHT! PAIGE CAVES IN, and BRIGSBY'S ON TOP! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! MM: Wait a second....Brigsby can't weigh much more than 230! I could probably pick him up! BB: Carl Brigsby looks to be exhausted, even though we can't be more than 4-5 minutes into this match! Brigsby rolls Paige through the ropes to the outside, and he's looking to do some damage! He sets up a chair, and what's he gonna do? MM: If I were him, the way he's wobbling around ringside, I'd take a seat and rest up.... BB: Paige is staggered against the ring railings, and Worthington not really counting, since this is a GRUDGE match....Brigsby charges, he's gonna LEAP OFF THE CHAIR ONTO Paige....NO! HIS FOOT GOT CAUGHT IN THE CHAIR, and he SLAMS DOWN INTO THE CONCRETE! I think he broke his nose! Mad Mike, I've got to say, these two are even more pathetic in the ring than you! MM: I take heart knowing that I'm better than some professional wrestlers! BB: Paige trying to get to Brigsby....AND HE JUST TRIPPED OVER THE WIRE of our SPANISH BROADCAST TEAM! All of our friends in Latin America are going to be without sound for quite a bit! Paige and Brigsby are both laid out on the floor, and Brigsby shows signs of life.....WAIT, HE JUST WALKED INTO THE RINGPOST! MM: Who needs a bloopers tape when you have these two! BB: Wesley Paige finally untangles himself from the wires, and he rolls Brigsby into the ring.....Paige is going up top, and Brigsby, he isn't moving..... MM: Didn't Paige learn from last time? BB: Apparently not....Wesley Paige is going to attempt a MOONSAULT HERE....OH NO! He flubbed that badly, and he landed right on the BASE of his neck! He might have crippled himself with that one! MM: Well, if Brigsby can get up, he can end everyone's misery and get the pinfall! BB: We're about ten minutes in, and these two are exhausted, as if they've wrestled a two hour match! MM: Remember, for these two, ten minutes is an eternity. Their matches usually go like fourty-five seconds! BB: That's a good point! Brigsby getting back up, he's leaning against the ropes.....OH NO! He lost his balance, and he's tied himself up in the ropes! I think Worthington's about to hit the floor from laughing! Wesley Paige is out cold, and Carl Brigsby is tied in the ropes, both from their own doing....finally, Worthington releases Brigsby, and he heads to the top rope....he's going for a SLINGSHOT SPLASH on Paige! MM: Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna be able to pull it off. BB: Brigsby grabs the ropes....CATAPULTS HIMSELF....AND OVERSHOT PAIGE BY ABOUT EIGHT FEET...and landed THROAT-FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! Both men are down, and neither are moving! Ben Worthington counts, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN! It's OVER! Ben Worthington has counted BOTH men down, and it's a NO CONTEST! MM: So, no one wins? BB: Exactly.... MM: Wow! Even when they face each other, they can't win! BB: Paige and Brigsby are still unconcious.....Mad Mike, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT? This is NO LAUGHING MATTER! In fact, I remember the same thing happened to you at the TWS! MM: Nope, I don't remember running head-first into the cage and knocking myself out! BB: The CSWA Medical crew is heading down to ringside, and they're going to have to stretcher out both Carl Brigsby and Wesley Paige....both gave it everything they had, but neither could prove to be the better man tonight! MM: Hey, you guys got a telestrator? Lemme try this out for a second.....(Mad Mike draws hair on the top of Buckley's head...) Now, THAT'S better? BTW, where did all of that hair go? I mean, you used to have a FRO THIS HIGH..... BB: That's quite enough. You're even more annoying than Sammy Benson, and that's saying a whole lot....up next, we've got a match for the GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP, as the champion, "King of Guano" BOB PRAXIS defends against the man he defeated during Day One of the TWS....BANDIT! Bandit wants revenge, because he feels that Dr. Guggen cost him the match.... MM: Yeah, but at least he didn't get one hundred pounds of crap dumped on him..... BB: That could happen tonight! Let's head down to ringside for the first title match of the evening! ============================================================ GREENSBORO CHAMPIONSHIP RE-MATCH "King of Guano" BOB PRAXIS vs. BANDIT ============================================================ BB: Praxis telling Dr. Guggen to open up the bag, and look at this, he's filling up his wheelbarrow with the bag of poop! LOOK OUT! Bandit rolls up Praxis from behind, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! The Greensboro Championship almost changed hands again! Bandit with a kick to the gut on Praxis, and he HAMMERS him down to the canvas! MM: I can't see Praxis beating Bandit again....he's too big and too strong! BB: That could be the case! Bandit lifts him up, and DROPS him on the top rope! Bandit just out there to DESTROY Bob Praxis! Bandit pulls him to his feet, sends him off the ropes....AND BACK-BODYDROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Praxis back up, and he DUCKS a Bandit CLOTHESLINE....Bandit comes back off the ropes with a FLYING BODYPRESS! WHOA MY! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT AGAIN! MM: Bandit has an incredible amount of agility for a big man....he could go a long way.... BB: Bandit off the ropes.....DROPS A LEG....NO! Praxis moves out of the way! Bob Praxis looking for his first offense of the match, and he gets it with a KNEEBREAKER! Bandit holding his knee, he might be hurt! Praxis setting up for a BUTT DROP....OH NO..... MM: OH YES! Man, that's got to stink....the man doesn't know the meaning of toilet paper! BB: WILL YOU STOP? Praxis with a cover, ONE, TWO, Bandit kicks out with authority! Praxis locks in a side-headlock, but that just ain't gonna do it! Bandit WHIPS Praxis off the ropes....AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE that sends Praxis over the top and down to the floor! MM: He almost landed in the wheelbarrow of crap! BB: He wouldn't be the first.....Bandit going to the outside, and Dr. Guggen grabs ahold of Bandit, not too brigh of an idea....AS BANDIT SLAMS HIM INTO THE RINGSIDE STEPS! Bob Praxis is in a whole WORLD of trouble here, and I can't see him handing on to the Greensboro Championship. Bandit now SLAMS Praxis into the steps too.....and what's he doing? MM: He's gonna whip the wheelbarrow of crap into Praxis! BB: I don't believe it.....wait a second....Praxis just grabbed ahold of Mad Mike....HE SHOVED MAD MIKE....INTO THE WHEELBARROW! My broadcast parter has been pooped! Ain't that too bad! Mad Mike embarrassed, and he's running back to the lockerooms....meanwhile, both Praxis and Bandit are back in the ring! BIG KNEELIFT BY BANDIT! We'll be back! BB: Bandit has retaken control, and he sets up Praxis....... WAISTLOCK SUPLEX! He's now signaling for the BOW and ARROW! If he gets Praxis in this, it's all but over....here it comes, YES! He's got Praxis up! I don't know if he's gonna be able to hold on! Worthington asking Praxis if he wants to give it up.....HE REFUSES! Bandit keeps it coming, though....and Praxis is fading.....Worthington checks the arm....DROPS ONCE.....DROPS TWICE.....THREE TIMES, NO! Praxis got the arm up.....he's reaching for the ropes, and he got them! Praxis appears to be hurt, though.....wait a second...Dr. Guggen's pulling off the turnbuckle on the far side, and no one sees it! IT'S CAUGHT BANDIT'S EYE! Bandit LEVELS Dr. Guggen, and he's gonna send Praxis right into the exposed turnbuckled....here it comes....NO! PRAXIS REVERSES.....AND BANDIT IS OUT! Praxis climbing up to the second rope.....HE DROPS THE GUANO DROP! FORGET ABOUT IT! ONE, TWO, THREE!! It's over, and Bob Praxis successfully defends the Greensboro Championship, but no without the help of Dr. Guggen! Bandit is FURIOUS as he gets back to his feet, he wants the match re-started, but Worthington will hear nothing of it.....(Laughter can be heard as Sammy Benson makes his way down to ringside....) Sammy, what are you doing here? SB: When Mad Mike got pooped, they sent me back out here. And, don't say ANYTHING, or you'll wish you never said it...... BB: Here's Sammy Benson, fans, the man that attempted to run from a woman.....as you can see, he wasn't very successful! So, Sammy, how did it feel to have your head handed to you by a WOMAN? SB: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! BB: (Laughs...) Up next, we've got the BIG 20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPIONSHIP! The field is wide open, and this is certainly gonna be a great one! SB: Well, Scotty Michaels, Ivan Karelin, Troy Windham, and Sammy Flair are all FORMER Presidential Champions, who knows, maybe one of them will get the title back! BB: We've gotten an update on some injuries....apparently, Scotty Michaels and Lex Taylor have recovered enough from their earlier beating at the hands of Mike Flair, Chain and Samson so that they can take part in the battle royal. Unfortunately, Carl Brigsby has been taken to a local hospital, as well as Wesley Paige....so, Henderson Bramble will get a chance at the title instead! SB: I saw that match, and I've got to say, Brigsby and Paige stole MY thunder...if you thought I was bad.....whoa, did they stink! BB: Let's head down to ringside for the BATTLE ROYAL! ============================================================ PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH 20 MAN, OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL ============================================================ BB: There's the bell, and we've got a MOUNTAIN of humanity in the ring! Mike Chain, Jack Samson, and Mike Flair trying to organize in one corner....WHOA MY! Troy Windham with a DROPKICK on Sammy Flair! Flair's over the top....NO! He grabs ahold of the ropes and pulls himself back in! Scotty Michaels and Lex Taylor with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE on BOB PRAXIS! SB: Go POOPMAN! I can't wait for him to get TWO titles around his waist! BB: Venom battling with the newcomer, Mega Force in the corner....CLOTHESLINE....NO! Mega Force ducks, and COMES BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN! He's shoving, and HE GETS VENOM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Venom has been ELIMINATED! SB: Oh, like that's a huge surprise..... BB: We've got a WAR going on in the center of the ring, as Mike Flair/Chain/Samson are battling it out with Taylor/Michaels/Matthews, neither side getting an advantage! Bandit searching for Bob Praxis in the ring, and Praxis better hope he doesn't catch up with him! Ivan Karelin has a hold of BOTH the Destroyer and the Wild Asian, WHOA MY! BB: KARELIN DUMPED THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP.....no, wait the Wild Asian rolled back in the ring! Only the DESTROYER IS GONE! Vince Bailey, a member of the <> Exchange, he's hitting everything that moves....he grabs ahold of Bonecrusher and BULLDOGS him down to the canvas! The Crippler charges Bailey, and NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! SB: There's just too much action to call here! BB: You're telling me! The Crippler attempting to mount an offensive on Vince Bailey....HE HITS A DROPKICK! The Crippler up to the second rope.... SB: Is this man mentally retarded or something? BB: FLYING BODYPRESS....NO! Bailey just ducks out of his way! The Crippler staggering back to his feet....and the TANDEM of Chain and Samson send him OVER THE TOP, TO THE FLOOR! The Crippler has been ELIMINATED! Bandit can't take out his fustrations on Bob Praxis, who is hiding in the corner, so, he's got ahold of Shawn Matthews! He picks up Matthews, and HITS with a SIDE SUPLEX! Bandit's gonna try and dump Matthews over the top! SB: And Matthews' buddies are on the other side of the ring! BB: Lex Taylor rushing over, and he NAILS Bandit with an axhandle to the back....OH NO! Matthews over the top....NO! Taylor grabs him by the arm, and pulls him BACK into the ring! Henderson Bramble not fairing too well in there, NAILED by Bonecrusher! Bramble staggering around, and Sammy Flair sends him down with a chop! Flair just whips Bramble across the ring.....and Bramble CRASHES into a MASS of humanity! SB: That's a smart move! Sammy just threw him into about five or six wrestlers....imagine if they had all gone over the top at the same time! BB: But, they didn't! In fact, one of them, Mike Flair, is none to happy about this! He scoops up Henderson Bramble, and THROWS him over the top, DOWN TO THE FLOOR! HENDERSON BRAMBLE IS ELIMINATED! On the other side....Bandit working to dump the Devastator over the top.....he won't go......... but WAIT....Bonecrusher helps him out....AND THEY BOTH get the Devastator over the top! THE DEVASTATOR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! SB: The Bonecrusher goes to shake hands with Bandit....NO! He sucker-punched Bandit...I LOVE IT! BB: You would! Bonecrusher TRYING hard to shove Bandit over the top....can he get him over....NO! Bandit only down on the ring apron, and he just rolls right in! Bob Praxis sees his chance here.....HE CHARGES, AND IS BACK-BODYDROPED OVER THE TOP BY BANDIT! BOB PRAXIS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! SB: Oh well.....so much for Poopman! BB: Bandit turning his attentions to BC, now....AND LOOK AT THAT! Troy Windham and the Wild Asian DROPKICK EACH OTHER, both go THROUGH the ropes to the outside, not OVER the ropes, so they're still in this! BC sends Bandit off the ropes....NO, REVERSED....WAIT A SECOND.....PRAXIS PULLED BANDIT OVER THE TOP! I don't believe it! Bob Praxis just ELIMINATED BANDIT from the OUTSIDE! Bonecrusher is laughing at the fate of Bandit..... SB: If I were him, I'd turn around.... BB: WHOA MY! Jack Samson and Mike Chain RUSH BC, and Mike Flair helps him over the top! BONECRUSHER IS ELIMINATED, and OH MY GOD! BONECRUSHER landed HEADFIRST in Bob Praxis' WHEELBARROW! And we know what that means! SB: I LOVE IT! BC's HEAD is all the way into a HUNDRED POUNDS of POOP, and Dr. Guggen is rolling him back to the lockers....now, THAT'S EMBARRASING! BB: TWELVE MEN REMAIN in this match! With the ring cleared up, it gives Scotty Michaels and Lex Taylor a chance to continue their war with Samson, Chain, and Mike Flair! Vince Bailey and Sammy Flair are trading chops in one corner, and Shawn Matthews has pulled the Wild Asian back into the ring! Ivan Karelin does the same to Troy Windham, as both have felt the affects of their nasty fall! Ivan Karelin and the newcomer, MEGA FORCE, are going at it....Karelin sends Mega Force off the ropes.....BIG POWERSLAM! WHOA MY! BB: Karelin proud of what he did, but MEGA Force is back to his feet! He's joined forces with the Wild Asian, and Karelin turns around....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Ivan Karelin getting back to his feet....STANDING FRANK-N-PARSONS BY THE ASIAN TAKES KARELIN OVER THE TOP, AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! IVAN KARELIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! SB: LOOK OUT! MEGA Force cheapshoted the Wild Asian from behind! BB: Wild Asian goes over the top, but his manager, the Great Rasini, saves him from hitting the floor! Asian on the apron CATAPULT CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ONTO MEGA FORCE! He took the big man down! Troy Windham has gotten himself back together, and he's REALLY giving it to Mike Chain! WHOA, WHAT A DROPKICK! Now, here comes Shawn Matthews, and he NAILS Chain with a right hand! It looks like Matthews and Windham are gonna team up against Chain here! SB: It figures that slacker needs help.....he's too lazy to do it himself! BB: MATTHEWS AND WINDHAM WITH A DOUBLE DROPKICK....AND CHAIN GRABS THE ROPES! Both go crashing down! Chain and Samson join forces....CHAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON MATTHEWS, SAMSON WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON MATTHEWS, and they're BOTH GONE! SHAWN MATTHEWS and TROY WINDHAM are OUTTA HERE! This sure doesn't bode well for Lex Taylor and Scotty Michaels! SB: Now, they're outnumbered, and Flair, Samson, and Chain are organizing in the corner! BB: Meanwhile, MEGA Force going back after the Wild Asian, and Vince Bailey and Sammy Flair continue their war in the ring....Bailey with a SNAP SUPLEX, nicely executed! You really don't see all that much in the way of wrestling during a battle royal! SB: Of course you don't! There's not that much room! There's only 9 men left in the ring, and it's still crowded! BB: The NINE MEN that remain are: LEX TAYLOR, JACK SAMSON, SCOTTY MICHAELS, MIKE CHAIN, MIKE FLAIR, the WILD ASIAN, MEGA FORCE, VINCE BAILEY, and SAMMY FLAIR! ANY of those men could leave the ring with the Presidential Championship tonight! I've got to say, MEGA Force and the Wild Asian are surprises! SB: Now, they're battling with each other again! BB: MEGA Force with a MILLITARY PRESS....and a SLAM! What pure strength by a man that's not all that huge! He locks up Wild Asian from behind....ANOTHER DRAGONPLEX! But, a pinfall isn't exactly what he needs! Mr. Saki telling him to break the hold! SB: The Masked Moron here better get his act together, or he's as good as gone! BB: LOOK AT THIS! On the other side of the ring, Mike Flair and Chain have Michaels on the way out, as does Mike Chain have Lex Taylor near elimination! Both are grabbing the ropes, holding on for dear life! MEGA Force sends the Wild Asian off the ropes....CLOTHESLINE....NO! Wild Asian back off the ropes....GOOD LORD! A SOMMERSAULT KICK....AND MEGA FORCE IS OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! MEGA FORCE IS ELIMINATED, but he gave a good showing of it tonight! SB: Who cares! He didn't win, and that's the bottom line! BB: For the last five to ten minutes, Sammy Flair and Vince Bailey have been going at it....WAIT! MICHAELS OVER THE TOP....NO! He scoots back under the bottom rope....DROPKICK ON JACK SAMSON....SAMSON OVER THE TOP....NO! HE DOES THE SAME THING! VERY CLOSE TO TWO ELIMINATIONS RIGHT THERE! Sammy Flair has Vince Bailey down, and he's going for the FIGURE-FOUR! No, WAIT! Bailey with a big fist to the head, and Flair staggers! Vince Bailey with a DOUBLE KICK from the canvas.....FLAIR OVER the top....AND HOLDS ON TO THE APRON! Bailey pulls Flair back up, and he's trying to shove him off..... SB: NO! SAMMY FLAIR JUST SUPLEXED BAILEY OUT OF THE RING! What in the WORLD is he thinking? BB: Sammy Flair just ELIMINATED himself to eliminate Vince Bailey! Bailey can't believe it, and he CRACKS Flair with a chair! They're brawling back to the lockers! We'll be back! BB: We're back, and SIX MEN REMAIN! The Wild Asian apparently is helping out Taylor and Michaels, the UNIFIED World Champions! Wild Asian BRAWLING with Mike Flair in the corner, he WHIPS him into the opposite corner....HAND-SPRING ELBOW....WHOA MY! Flair staggers out of the corner, and the Asian sends him down to the canvas! Jack Samson in the corner, working over Scotty Michaels with repetitive shoulderblocks to the midsection, working on breaking him down! SB: And in the center of the ring, Mike Chain is putting the boots to Lex Taylor! This has been a GREAT battle royal, Buckley! Oh, and by the way, I was backstage....that IS SCHMID in drag! BB: I don't care! Lex Taylor down against the middle rope, Chain off the ropes....DROPS DOWN ON TAYLOR....NO! Taylor moved, and Chain's all tied up in the ropes! Taylor CHARGES with a CLOTHESLINE, and Chain's over the top....but his ankle is tied to the ropes! He hasn't touched the ground yet! SB: Look at this! Jimmy Ray Vaughn's trying to save him. What a smart bodyguard! BB: Taylor hard at work untying Chain....Samson notices this, and leaves the fallen Scotty Michaels to turn his attentions to Taylor! Taylor sees him coming, and LEVELS him with a BIG RIGHT HAND! Taylor working on the ropes....AND CHAIN FALLS TO THE FLOOR! MIKE CHAIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! SAMSON WITH A FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK....TAYLOR'S OVER TOO, NO! He just rolled back into the ring! Wild Asian working over Mike Flair, but the staggering Scotty Michaels tells him he'll take over.... SB: No, this isn't fair! This gives Taylor and the Wild Asian a chance to double-team Jack Samson! BB: Lex Taylor giving the Wild Asian a gesture, telling him to kick Samson....the Asian obliges....AND SAMSON DUCKS! Wild Asian NAILS TAYLOR with the SUPERKICK, and Taylor's OVER THE TOP, DOWN TO THE FLOOR! I don't believe it, the Wild Asian ACCIDENTLY eliminated Lex Taylor! SB: Oh, I wouldn't be too sure....those two guys don't exactly like each other! BB: Now, there's FOUR men left, and we've got battles raging on BOTH sides of the leg! Wild Asian whips Samson off the ropes....FLYING BODYPRESS....NO! Samson makes the catch, gets him up over his shoulder....AND HE HITS THE SUMMERSLAM! The Wild Asian is OUT COLD! SB: Well, Samson better come over here and save Flair, because Michaels is ALL OVER HIM! BB: Scotty Michaels trying to get revenge from the fireball attack eariler on tonight, nailing Flair with STIFF right and left hand shots! I think he's busted up Flair's nose, and he just keeps on punishing Mike Flair.....LOOK OUT! SAMSON CLOTHESLINES Michaels from behind, and Michaels just drops like a ton of bricks! Now, Samson grabs both arms, and leaves Michaels WIDE open....Mike Flair CHOPPING WELTS into the chest of Scotty Michaels, and there's no one to help him! SB: Actually, the Wild Asian is pulling himself back to his feet! BB: But, he can't stay up! The Wild Asian still feeling the affects of that SUMMERSLAM out of NOWHERE! Flair and Samson pull Michaels into the center of the ring, send him off the ropes....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE....NO! Michaels ducks! Flair and Samson turn around....KICK TO THE GUT OF FLAIR....AND MICHAELS DROPKICKS SAMSON! Samson staggering....AND SCOTTY MICHAELS CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! Samson OVER THE TOP..... AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! And then, there was three! Mike Flair, the Wild Asian looking for their FIRST Presidential Championship reign, and Scotty Michaels trying to make it a RE-PEAT Championship reign! SB: Michaels is taking too long recovering, though! Mike Flair is getting back to his feet! BB: Michaels sets up Flair....SUPERKICK on FLAIR....NO! Flair ducks and NAILS Michaels low! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! BB: MICHAELS DOUBLED OVER....Mike Flair grabs him by the hair....AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP, DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Scotty Michaels is GONE! Mike Flair thinks he has the thing won, but he's forgetting about the Wild Asian, who's slumped over in the far right corner! SB: He's telling the ring announcer to give him the belt. I think he has NO IDEA that the Wild Asian is in the ring! BB: Flair STILL trying to get the belt, and the Wild Asian is back to his feet....BIG LEAPING ELBOW BY THE WILD ASIAN! FLAIR OVER THE TOP....BUT HE HOLDS ON TO THE ROPES! We almost had a NEW Presidential Champion in the Wild Asian! Flair manages to scoot back into the ring, but the Wild Asian is ALL over him with kicks and big shots to the gut! Wild Asian pulls Mike Flair to his feet....GUTWRENCH SUPLEX, INTO A POWERBOMB! SB: As much as I'd hate to say it, that's it.....there's NO way that he can survive that! BB: Wild Asian has Flair up over his shoulder, he's gonna dump him over the top....but Flair's holding on to the top rope for dear life....INSTEAD, Wild Asian DROPS him on the top rope in a STUN-GUN LIKE MANUVER! That's GOT to be it for Mike Flair! The Wild Asian's heading up to the top rope, now that there's no one that can send him over the top.... SB: I still don't like this strategy.....there's too much that could go wrong! BB: Wild Asian off the top....JUMP SPLASH DOWN UNTO FLAIR! He's gonna send him over the top.....HE DID IT! NO, WAIT, AGAIN, Flair grabs the ropes! Flair's back in against the ropes....and the Wild Asian charges with a CLOTHESLINE...... WAIT! FLAIR BACK-BODYDROPS HIM OVER THE TOP! The Wild Asian has one arm around the top rope, holding on for dear life! Flair BITING the hand, and the Asian lets go, and he HITS THE FLOOR! MIKE FLAIR HAS WON THE BATTLE ROYAL, and he's the NEW PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION! I don't believe it! SB: I do. The man showed guts all throughout this match, and he deserves the belt! BB: Flair got a contriversial win over the FORMER Champion, Jim Williams, at Showtime, and he follows up that with a BIG WIN tonight in this battle royal to become the PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION! Mike Chain and Jack Samson out from the lockers to congradulate Flair....I'll give him credit for a job well done tonight, but what he did to Scotty Michaels is inexcusable! SB: Well, if Michaels has a problem, why don't he just get into the ring with Flair! BB: We've had a TON of incredible action tonight, fans, and now, it's time for the DOUBLE MAIN-EVENT! The steel cage is being constructed outside of the ring as we get ready for the first half....where two FORMER Unified World Champions collide in "Stylin'" Steven Flair and "Ironman" Alexandr Karelin! These two SEEMED to be the best of friends, until Day One of the TWS, where Alexandr Karelin wrestled the now-retired "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler for the EN/AAWC Universal Championship! The two had a classic match-up that lasted almost fourty minutes, until Steven Flair interjected himself into the match and attacked Adler.... SB: Doesn't matter. Adler would have beaten Karelin anyways! BB: Then, at the Unified World Tag Tournament, Alexandr Karelin 'accidentally' CLOTHESLINED his brother, Ivan, and left ringside, leaving Ivan to be pinned by the Disco Express! Steven Flair confronted Karelin in the lockerooms and FIRED Karelin! Karelin responded with a right hand and a piledriver that left Steven Flair in a heap..... SB: But, that ingrate didn't stop there! BB: That's right! As you saw on U-62 at Showtime, Alexandr Karelin interjected himself in the Steven Flair-Joey Melton REMATCH, and caused Flair to be cradled by Melton for the winning pinfall! Karelin then came back to ringside and saved Melton from a Corporate attack, clearing the ring in the process.... SB: But, that had nothing to do with Melton, though. BB: I'm not all too sure about that. Karelin did leave Joey Melton in the ring by himself, and after the match, Flair and Karelin had a lockeroom show-down which lead to this match being signed....now, the two will face off in a ROOFED STEEL CAGE, and maybe, maybe, once and for all, we'll know who the better man was! SB: I already know. Flair's the better man! He's beaten Karelin twice, and Karelin got a lucky win at the IOC at Fish Fund....no doubt in my mind! BB: Karelin used to be one of your favorite wrestlers, Sammy, boy, are you fickle! The cage is now in position, and Steven Flair is making his way to ringside with Ray S. Cornette....now, we've heard some strange comments from Mad Mike earlier tonight, I wonder what they all meant. Alexandr Karelin being introduced....AND MAD MIKE IS WITH KARELIN! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! SB: ANOTHER INGRATE! I hope Ray takes his tennis racket and knocks that fool into next week! You know, now I DON'T regret that I threw him to those insane midgets! BB: Ray S. can't believe it, and he's in Mad Mike's face! Mad Mike takes the tennis racket....AND HE JUST LEVELED RAY S. CORNETTE! He's chasing him away from ringside, and look at Ray S. run like a little girl! Let's head down to ringside! ============================================================ ROOFED STEEL CAGE GRUDGE MATCH "Stylin' STEVEN FLAIR vs. "Ironman" ALEXANDR KARELIN ============================================================ BB: Karelin getting ready in the corner....AND LOOK AT THAT! Flair charges in the corner before the bell, and clips out Karelin's knee! WHAT A CHEAPSHOT! Karelin limping around the ring....and Flair picks him up....KNEEBREAKER! Flair looking to put away Karelin quickly, I don't know how wise of a decision this might prove to be! SB: Flair wants to prove Karelin to be the loser that he is....and right here, he's gonna do it! BB: Flair already going for the FIGURE-FOUR....NO! Karelin blocks with a big boot to the face....AND FLAIR GOES CRASHING INTO THE CAGE! Karelin grabs Flair by the hair, and WHIPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE RING INTO THE CAGE! Flair DROPS to the canvas like a ton of bricks! Alexandr Karelin scoops up Steven Flair, PRESSES him above his head, showing his strength....AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY! Karelin waits for Flair to make it back to his feet.....CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE....and Flair drops to the canvas....KARELIN CARRIES INTO THE CAGE! SB: What a dummy! C'mon, Steven, put the commie away! BB: Flair grabs Karelin by the tights, ROLLS HIM UP, ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Karelin staggered, and Flair with a BIG chop! Karelin staggers back into the corner, and Flair lands a FLURRY of chops! He snapmares Karelin down to the canvas.....charges out of the corner.....NECK-SNAP, WHOA MY! Karelin down on the match hurt, Flair is really taking it to him! SB: Just like I told you! Look who's in control, look who's lying on his back crying for mommy! BB: Alexandr Karelin is hardly crying for his mother, but he might be after Flair drives a knee down into the knee he clipped out earlier! Flair created an advantage early on, and he's really using it! Flair stretches out the knee of Karelin....heads off the ropes....AND DROPS A KNEE DOWN ON THE LEG OF KARELIN! A cover by Flair, ONE, TWO, Karelin kicks out with AUTHORITY! If Flair wants to get the pinfall, he's gonna have to do a little more than that! Flair picks up Karelin....with the knee exposed, trying to send him into the cage knee-first....NO! Karelin won't go! Karelin has a hand on the ropes, and ELBOWS Flair to the face! Flair staggers back, and Karelin falls to the mat! SB: The dummy hurt himself right there! He fell head-first down on the canvas! BB: Flair sees that, and he's back on Karelin, stomping on the knee! Now, Flair's going for a SUPERPLEX................ BB: NO! Karelin blocks! Karelin grabs the head of Flair, and RAMS Flair into the cage! Flair stuck up on the top rope, and Karelin sends him down to the canvas! Karelin carefully heads down off the second rope, and PUNISHES Steven Flair with a BIG right hand! Flair drops like a sack of potatoes, and Karelin pulls him to his feet! Karelin sends Flair off the ropes....BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Karelin hooks the leg, ONE, TWO, Flair kicks out! SB: C'mon, Steven, you can't let him pound you like that! BB: Sammy Benson showing his usual unbiased commentating. Alexandr Karelin pulls Flair back to his feet, sends him off the ropes again....AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG POWERSLAM! I wonder how much of this punishment Flair can take! He's been in the ring ALOT lately, and Karelin is relatively fresh! Karelin waiting for Flair to get back up.....AND HE HITS A WAISTLOCK SUPLEX! Alexandr Karelin methodically trying to put Steven Flair away! Now, he whips Flair into the corner.....RUSSIAN SICKLE....NO! FLAIR SAW IT COMING, AND HE MOVED! SB: YES! Whooo-who! BB: Karelin staggers out of the corner....AND FLAIR WITH A CRADLE SUPLEX! He beat Karelin last time with this, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Karelin broke the bridge and kicked out! Steven Flair is JUST amazed that Karelin got out! Now, Flair sends Karelin off the ropes.....grabs ahold of him on the way back....AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CAGE WITH A TON OF FORCE! That must have moved the ring AND the cage a couple of inches there, and I think Karelin's busted open! SB: He is....Karelin's got a big cut over his eyes! BB: Blood ALL over Alexandr Karelin's face, and Flair is strutting in the ring! Flair turns his attention to Karelin, and he LOCKS IN A SPINNING TOE-HOLD on Karelin's injured knee! Ben Worthington asking Karelin if he wants to give it up, but I don't see that happening! Flair now grabs the knee of Karelin and punches away, trying to apply even MORE pressure! Karelin's shoulders drop to the canvas, ONE, TWO, NO! He gets the shoulders up! I don't know how much longer Karelin can take Flair's attacks to his knees! Karelin using all of the strength in his body.....AND GET GETS TO THE ROPES! SB: Don't break the hold! Who cares about the match, end his career for good! BB: I think Flair's taking your advice, he's in NO RUSH whatsoever to let go of the hold! Ben Worthington finally interceeds and FORCES the break! Flair just goes back to work, and continues to stomp on the knee of Karelin! Mad Mike watching on the outside, and he's got a concerned look on his face! SB: The Corporation MADE Karelin and Mad Mike, and they're just turning their backs on it....I can't believe it.... BB: The Corporation HARDLY made either of them. They're the ones that COST Karelin the title in the first place! Karelin is just in a world of trouble here, and this match has been in the control of Steven Flair! Flair in from behind, he picks up Karelin, and DROPS HIM with a BACK SUPLEX! Steven Flair with a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Karelin gets the shoulder up! SB: Dammit, Worthington, can't you count to three! BB: That was NOT a three count, Sammy. Steven Flair still all over Karelin, he picks him up....AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER KNEEBREAKER! Karelin SCREAMING out in pain, and he's holding his injured knee.....this just doesn't look good for him at all! SB: Ray S. is telling Flair to go for the STF! Oh, it's gonna be ALL OVER! BB: Flair pulls Karelin into the center of the ring....AND HE'S LOCKED IN THE STF! There's NO ESCAPE to this! There's NO WAY that Karelin could EVER hold on! He won't give it up, but he appears to be fading here! Worthington checks the arm....DROPS ONCE, DROPS TWICE.....THREE TIMES....NO! Karelin gets the arm up! How much longer can he take this punishment to his whole body, though! We've got to break! BB: We're back, and Steven Flair still has Alexandr Karelin locked in the STF....Karelin reaching, reaching for that bottom rope....can he get it.....YES! KARELIN GRABBED THE ROPES, and Flair has to break the hold! SB: Lucky break.... BB: As I've said, Steven Flair has just DOMINATED this match! He pulls Karelin back up to his feet, and HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! That's Karelin's finisher, and Flair's trying to take him out with it....ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Karelin JUST kicked out! Flair besides himself, and he slams a fist down into the mat! Flair backing Karelin into the corner, and he SLAPS Karelin in the face! SB: I don't think that was a very bright idea! BB: Karelin wakes up in an instant! He just grabs Flair, and spins him around....Karelin with BIG, PUNISHING FOREARMS to the HEAD! He HIPTOSSES Flair out of the corner, and LEVELS Flair with a CLOTHESLINE! Karelin sets up Flair, SNAP SUPLEX! Flair woke up Karelin, and now Karelin's turned this match around 180.....Karelin picks up Flair over his shoulder....AND RUNS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE CAGE! Flair's GOT to be out after that! Karelin drops down for a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE.....NO! Flair JUST kicks out! This match has been one near-pinfall after another! SB: It's been a great match, but I'm confident Steven will pull it out in the end! BB: Karelin puts Flair up on the top, and he's following him up.....what's he gonna do.....KARELIN HITS A BACK SUPERPLEX! That might just be it! Karelin's not going for the cover, instead, he's going for the finishing touches! He pulls Flair to his feet, and he's going for the RUSSIAN SICKLE AGAIN....NO! FLAIR PULLED BEN WORTHINGTON INTO THE WAY! Worthington is down! SB: And look at Karelin playing the part of Boy Scout now, checking on Worthington! BB: Meanwhile, Ray S. Cornette just handed something to Steven Flair through the cage! Karelin turns around, and FLAIR JUST FLATTENED HIM WITH BRASS KNUCKS! Flair quickly throws them out of the ring, and Karelin caves down to the canvas! He's out COLD! I don't believe Steven Flair would stoop this low to get a win! SB: Did the ref see it? BB: No.... SB: Then it's not cheating! BB: I don't believe you! Mad Mike is besides himself outside of the ring, but there isn't anything he can do! Flair pulls Worthington up in the corner, and he's slapping him in the face, trying to wake him up......wait a second, someone's coming down to ringside! SB: Speaking of ingrates, here comes Melton! BB: Joey Melton coming down to ringside, and Flair hasn't caught sight of him yet! Flair's still busy trying to 'revive' Ben Worthington, and FINALLY, Worthington comes to. Flair drops for a cover on Karelin.....ONE, TWO, THREE...... NO! FOOT ON THE ROPES! JOEY MELTON REACHED THROUGH THE CAGE and PUT KARELIN'S FOOT ON THE ROPES! SB: Oh, I don't believe it! I've got a mind to go over there and teach Melton a lesson! BB: SIT DOWN! Flair turns, and he sees Melton! He's walking over, and jawing with Melton through the cage! Melton now trading the insults back, and through all of this, Karelin's made it back to his feet! Flair has NO IDEA whatsover! Karelin charges....AND RUSSIAN SICKLES FLAIR INTO THE CAGE! Karelin from behind....GERMAN SUPLEX....YES! SB: NO, NO, NO! THIS AIN'T HAPPENING AGAIN! BB: ONE, TWO, THREE!!! KARELIN'S WON IT! Steven Flair is just BESIDES himself! He's out the door in no time, and he wants the house mic! He's calling Melton over, I wonder what he's got to say! ============================================================ SF: Melton....THAT'S IT, BUDDY! You screw around with my matches ONCE....and you get away with a beating....but, not this time....you've cost me enough....and >>>>> SF: Right now, the CSWA ain't big enough for Steven Flair and Joey Melton....(Melton nods his head, agreeing...) so, NEXT WEEK....at the NEXT SPT....I want you in the ring...... no, I correct myself....the CAGE.....WITH LOCK-DOWN, NO INTERFERENCE BY ANYONE....JOEY MELTON VS. STEVEN FLAIR, ONE ON ONE.....and the LOSER LEAVES THE CSWA for 60 DAYS! Melton, do you got the guts? I mean, any man can screw around with my mind.....but can you face me one on one, without that commie in the cage over there saving your ass? (Melton grabs the mic...) JM: You know what, Flair, you, and that fat, balding, prissy, momma's boy manager of yours, I don't think you know what you're dealing with....Steven, I made you....and as easily as that....I CAN BREAK YOU....and next week, I plan on doing JUST THAT, because I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! (Melton stands in front of Flair with a smug grin on his face, but Arrogance comes up from behind.....) ============================================================ BB: LOOK OUT! Wright and Sammy CLOTHESLINE Melton down from behind! Steven, Sammy, Peyton and Ray S. are all beating Melton down on the concrete, using ANYTHING they can find! WAIT A SECOND....Karelin was watching this all unfold, and he's OUT OF THE CAGE! He grabs a chair....AND HE LEVELS PEYTON WRIGHT! Sammy Flair turns....AND GETS A CHAIR TO THE HEAD! Arrogance and Ray S. head for the hills, and now, Steven Flair is backed up against the ring railings, 'pleaing' for forgiveness, but he isn't gonna get it! SB: Oh, this is just totally UNFAIR! It just plain stinks! BB: Karelin pulls up Flair....AND OH MY GOD! HE JUST POWERBOMED STEVEN FLAIR DOWN ON THE CONCRETE! Flair's out COLD! Joey Melton coming back to his feet, and he taps Karelin on the shoulder! Karelin turns, and almost NAILS Melton just as a reaction, but Melton puts his hands out and trys to calm down the big Russian.....Melton picks up the mic.... SB: Oh, don't tell me we're gonna see some Christmastime "Thank you and I love you!" garbage.... ============================================================ JM: I don't know why you've done it, but two nights in a row, you've saved my butt, Karelin. You know, we've both got a common enemy in Flair over there....(Points at the fallen Flair....)....maybe we should consider getting together and putting an end to him once and for all..... ============================================================ BB: Melton puts his arm out to shake Karelin's hand....AND OH MY GOD! KARELIN WITH A SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE! He just leveled Joey Melton! Karelin picks up Melton....AND POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN TO THE CONCRETE, RIGHT NEXT TO FLAIR! Why is he doing this? SB: I think he's gone nuts! He must be eating whatever Mark's eating....I mean, I hate him for taking out Steven, but then he did the same thing to Melton! I'm confused! BB: Karelin grabs the mic.... ============================================================ AK: You know, you two, you just really deserve each other.....(Spits on BOTH Melton and Flair....)....the man that COST me the Unified World Championship (Stomps on Melton....) and the man he WON it for....(Stomps on Flair.) well, 'ya know something....I let bygones be bygones for too long....Flair, I shouldn't have saved you in the first place....and Melton, don't flatter yourself....I didn't save you from Flair....I saved you because I've got quite a bit of UNFINISHED business left with you for what happened way back in August at the Birthday Bash! (Drops the mic and walks back to the lockers with Mad Mike, the crowd in a stunned hush....) ============================================================ BB: Now, all of this chaos, it makes sense! Apparently, Karelin wants to get his hands on Melton, and as he said, he's the man that put Flair's foot on the ropes at the Birthday Bash, saving him from a three count and a certain loss......Flair went on to win the title that night! WOW! BB: We're back, and the cage has been lifted, and after all that just happened, we still have ONE MORE MATCH, the OTHER-HALF of our main event, as "The Strongest Arms in the World" GUNS squares off against "The Living Pyscho" MARK WINDHAM! These two faced off at TWS, with Mark coming on on the victorious end of the stick! SB: And, that's exactly what's gonna happen tonight! BB: Now, as we've eluded to eariler on, Timmy defeated Mark in the Windham Triangle Match, and he's the NEW USN Champion....after the match, Alan, Mark's long-lost father, who turned out to be in the witness protection program, confronted the Windham family.....Mark and Troy wanted to attack Alan out of their anger, but Mark took out Troy, and then DESTROYED Alan in the ring as Timmy watched on terrified.....like Mad Mike said eariler, they are certainly one dysfunctional family.... SB: I'm not arguing with you! BB: Also, Mark took out Tom Adler during the MAIN EVENT, possibly costing him the match against Hornet. Mark didn't really have much in the way of a reason for his attack..... SB: He has a reason for everything, I'm pretty sure. I think we'll eventually find all of this out! BB: Well, anyways, GUNS is now making his way to ringside, and, Mark Windham follows him down, now by his lonesome..... let's head down to ringside for this match..... ============================================================ RETURN GRUDGE MATCH "The STRONGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" GUNS vs. "Living Psycho" MARK WINDHAM ============================================================ BB: There's the bell, and there's no love lost between these two, that's for sure! They lock up, and GUNS sends Mark down to the canvas with authority! They lock up again, and this time, Mark counters with a knee to the breadbasket, doubling over GUNS! Mark off the ropes....BIG KNEELIFT! GUNS staggers, but he doesn't go down! SB: Mark's got to stay on him! BB: Mark off the ropes again....IMPLANT DDT.....NO! GUNS DROPS HIM WITH A SIDE SLAM! That took a TON out of Mark, and now, GUNS has regained his composure....BIG RIGHT HAND drops Mark Windham like a bad habit! GUNS lifts him up...... HE PRESSES MARK....AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! GUNS whips Mark off the ropes.....BIG CLOTHESLINE! A cover by GUNS, ONE, TWO, KICKOUT BY MARK! SB: He has NO brain whatsoever.....why waste your time with a cover so early on! BB: GUNS back to his feet, but so is Mark! GUNS manages to keep the advantage with a forearm, and he sends Mark off the ropes.....FLYING CLOTHESLINE....NO! Mark drops down to the canvas, and GUNS goes through the ropes, smacking down HARD on the concrete floor! Mark wastes no time, he's through the ropes to the outside! He grabs the head of GUNS.....SLAMS IT INTO THE APRON! Goes for it again....NO! GUNS blocks with a fist to the midsection....and he sends MARK INTO THE RINGSIDE STEPS! Mark literally went THROUGH the steps, scattering them everywhere! SB: This isn't good.....it's just like the last match! GUNS is manhandling him! BB: GUNS rolls Mark into the ring, and he's heading up to the top rope.....that's not his territory, this might be a mistake! Mark staggering back to his feet....GUNS OFF THE TOP WITH A FLYING BODYPRESS....AND MARK ROLLS THROUGH! ONE, TWO, ALMOST A THREE COUNT! Mark up to his feet, and he hits a LARIET out of nowhere! GUNS drops down the canvas, and the tables have been turned! Mark drops down to his knees, he's trying to lock in the CLAW! SB: YEAH! C'MON! BB: GUNS fighting with both hands, trying to keep Mark from applying this LETHAL manuever....and look at GUNS strength! He turns BOTH wrists of Mark, and he's screaming out in pain! GUNS gets back to his feet, and he's turned this a test of strength like manuever! Mark gets his foot on the ropes, and GUNS has to break the hold! GUNS has the advantage back, pummeling Mark with shots to the back! GUNS lifts Mark up....BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX.....GUNS holding him up there for a long time....AND HE DROPS MARK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! A cover by GUNS, ONE, TWO, Mark kicks out! SB: Oh, you've got to do a TON more than that to pin Mark Stonewall Jackson Windham.....the man with the longest name in the CSWA! BB: Um, yeah....whatever! GUNS dragging Mark into the center of the ring.....AND HE LOCKS IN A FULL-NELSON! He's trying to use his strength to it's fullest advantage, and this isn't good for Mark! Ben Worthington asks Mark if he wants to give it up, but that doesn't have a shot in hell of happening....now, GUNS twisting back and forth, trying to increase the affects of this manuever.....finally, Mark drops to the canvas with a CHINBREAKER! SB: Smart move! That caught GUNS right under the chin, and he broke the hold! BB: GUNS holding his chin in obvious discomfort, but Mark is still hurting from the full nelson! He's trying to gather himself on the canvas, and GUNS locks in a REVERSE CHINLOCK, trying to futher drain the strength of the FORMER USN Champion! In fact, it looks like Mark may be going out here! Ben Worthington checks the arm....IT DROPS ONCE, DROPS TWICE....THREE TIMES....NO! GUNS brings Windham back to his feet, and he's out.... SB: This isn't good.....he can't stand up without assistance....there's just something that's not good about that! BB: (Sarcastically) How do you figure? GUNS picks up Mark....SHOULDERBREAKER! A cover, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Somehow, Mark had the prescence of mind to get his foot on the ropes! GUNS pulls Mark back up, and sends him into the corner.....CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE....NO! MARK PUTS UP THE BOOTS! SB: Now, here's your chance! Piledrive him into the concrete! BB: Sammy, will you stop! GUNS staggering back, and Mark climbs up to the second rope....BULLDOGS GUNS down to the canvas! That might be it! I don't know if he can kick out from that! Mark not going for the cover, though, he DROPS an ELBOW....off the ropes....AND DROPS ANOTHER! Now, he goes for the cover, ONE, TWO, KICKOUT BY GUNS! Mark is really surprised that GUNS kicked out, and heaves him to the outside..... SB: Grab a monitor and drive it through his skull! BB: Did the beating from Poison Ivy get to your brain or something? Geez....Mark grabs GUNS....and SENDS him into the steel post! Now, he shoves him down against the ring railings, and Mark's got a chair! GUNS better move, or he's gonna be in a WORLD of hurt..... SB: HE DIDN'T! Mark cracked him right in the head with the chair! BB: GUNS slumps against the ringside barriers, and Mark rolls back into the ring to break the count! Mark grabs a table from ringside.....he scoops up GUNS....and OH MY! He just SLAMED GUNS RIGHT DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE! Worthington's gotta get out here and stop this.....it's getting out of hand! SB: It is not! Personally, I'd love to see GUNS get beatings like this one more often! BB: I know YOU would.....GUNS is holding his back, and he's GOT to be hurt! Mark rolls him into the ring, and he's trying to enter the ring with a chair...the man's NUTS! Worthington finally gets the chair away from Mark Windham and chucks it to the outside.....and look at this! Mark just SHOVED Worthington down to the canvas! SB: Well, he deserved it! He took the man's chair! BB: I'm surprised Worthington didn't DQ Mark right there. He's letting a LOT go in this match! Now, Mark's pulling GUNS into the center of the ring, things do not look good! BB: Mark setting up GUNS with a TOE-HOLD....AND HE GETS CHINLOCK in at the same thing....it's very much like Steven Flair's STF, but it puts more stress on the back than it does the legs! GUNS screams out in pain, and I don't know if he can hold on much longer! SB: You know, if there's a man that loves these two matches, it's Mike Randalls! Flair, Karelin, GUNS, and Mark are all involved in the IRONMAN coming up at the Christmas Day Card for the EN World Championship, and they're beating the snot out of each other while Randalls watches on at home! BB: Good observation, Sammy! Mark still has GUNS locked in this hold, and Worthington repeatedly asking GUNS if he wants to give it up.....GUNS has stopped answered, so he might have sliped out of conciousness from the pain! Worthington checks the arm.....DROPS ONCE.....DROPS TWICE....THREE TIMES...YES....NO! GUNS came about a CENTIMETER from having his hand drop a third time! SB: That's close enough....give Mark the match! BB: GUNS pumping his hands, he's trying to power up! Wait a second....he locks both arms of Mark, and he's trying to get up to his feet....he's DOING IT! GUNS has the taller Mark up in a crucifix-like position....and he BACKS into the corner, SQUASHING Mark in! GUNS collapses to the canvas, and Mark does the same! We're 20 minutes in here, and we're getting closer to the time limit with each passing second! SB: What's the time limit for this match? BB: This match has a thirty minute time limit! We might not have to worry about that, because neither GUNS or Mark has BUDGED since falling to the canvas! Finally, Mark grabs the middle rope, and he's attempting to pull himself back up! GUNS still isn't moving! SB: It's all over! Just lock in the CLAW, and you've got yourself a win! BB: Mark isn't thinking about the claw right now, he's thinking about staying on his fight right about now! He finally regains his balance....AND DROPS A KNEE....NO! GUNS gets to his feet quickly! GUNS was just playing possum and resting at the same time! He's to his feet, picks up Mark, SIDE SUPLEX, nicely executed! A cover by GUNS, ONE, TWO, THREE....NO! Mark Windham gets the arm up! SB: This is just great.....first Flair, and now Mark, there's no justice in the world.....there really isn't. BB: Will you stop whining already? GUNS brings Mark back to his feet, sets him up.....AND DROPS A REVERSE NECKBREAKER! This match is all but over! GUNS bringing Mark back up to his feet....AND HE LOCKS IN THE CHICKEN-WING CROSSFACE! HE'S GOT IT, AND HE BRINGS MARK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH EASE! SB: No, no, no, no, NO! BB: Worthington down on the canvas, he doesn't think Mark's gonna keep going....but he WON'T GIVE UP! GUNS just keeps it locked on, and there's no real way for Mark to get out of this....he's fading, and I don't think he's with it anymore! Worthington checks the arm.....it DROPS ONCE.....DROPS TWICE....THREE TIMES....NO! Mark keeps the arm up, but it fades right back down! He's got to get to the ropes, or he can forget about it.....he's reaching....AND HE GETS THE BOTTOM ROPE! GUNS has to break the hold! We've only got FIVE MINUTES LEFT HERE! SB: YES! All you've got to do is last for FIVE MINUTES! You can do it! BB: GUNS with a BACKBREAKER on Mark, and now, he heads off the ropes....uh oh....he's gonna drop a BIONIC KNEE to the back of Mark.....NO! MARK ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY ON INSTINCT! And, I'll tell you, it's a good thing that he did! SB: You're telling me! That knee probably would have cracked his spine in two....he's probably using Cyborgus' replacement parts..... BB: WILL YOU STOP? GUNS quickly gets back to his feet, and Mark's still spent....he charges with a CLOTHESLINE, and MARK BACK-BODYDROPS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! GUNS' foot clipped Worthington, and he didn't see it happen! BB: We're back! GUNS went over the top, but Mark didn't get DQ'ed, as GUNS' foot knocked Ben Worthington down to the canvas! GUNS landed with a sickening plop, and that had to do even MORE damage to his back! We've got about two and a half minutes left here, and Mark with a STUN GUN down onto the ring railings! SB: Now, this is MUCH better! PILEDRIVE him into the floor! You can do it! BB: GUNS holding his throat, he's just a wreck....and just like you implored, Mark is pulling away the ringside padding! He's pulling GUNS to his feet.....here comes the PILEDRIVER on the floor....NO! GUNS won't go! GUNS counters with a BACK-BODYDROP....AND MARK LANDS ON THE CONCRETE HIMSELF! GUNS to his feet, and he rolls Mark into the ring! SB: Oh no......you know, I give up. Nothing's ever gonna go my way! BB: You're catching on! Mark getting back to his knees..... OH MY GOD! GUNS WITH THE BIONIC KNEE-LIFT....and Mark is out like a light! GUNS drops for a cover, ONE, TWO, THREE!!! It's over! There's the bell! SB: Wait a second....the bell went off before the three count! I think it's a draw! BB: No, I think it was after the pinfall was scored! Let's see what Rhubarb has to say about it! ============================================================ RJ: The official result of this match is a TIME-LIMIT DRAW!!! (Crowd boos.....) ============================================================ BB: GUNS is beside himself, he thinks for sure that he pinned Mark Windham..... SB: HE DID! Just not before the time limit ran out! (Laughs..) BB: GUNS has a hold of Ben Worthington, he wants him to change his decision, but that's just not happening....LOOK OUT! MARK JUST CLIPPED GUNS OTHER KNEE FROM BEHIND! He sets up GUNS....he's locking him in the SCORPION DEATHLOCK! SB: I don't believe it! Hornet taught Mark that move! If he hadn't....GUNS wouldn't be in all of this trouble! BB: Someone's coming out from the lockers.....IT'S HORNET! Hornet hits the ring and CLOTHESLINES Mark, breaking the hold! Hornet sends Mark off the ropes....and Mark grabs the ropes and skips over the top.....he's heading back to the lockers....WHAT A COWARD! Hornet helping GUNS to his feet, and the big man's irate about something..... SB: I'm telling you....one day, he's just liable to waffle Hornet with that Unified World Championship of his and take it himself! I'm hoping it's sooner than later! BB: Fans, we're all out of time here from Decatur, for Sammy Benson, Mad Mike, Rudy Seitzer and the rest of the CSWA Production Crew, this is Bill Buckley saying GOODNIGHT and HAPPY HOLIDAYS! (Camera pans to ringside, where GUNS and Hornet are chating, and then to black......) ============================================================ (After the card, President Schmid is still in Teri's dress, wearing the wig, as fans point, look and snicker at him.....) PS: You know, I like this....(Goes to enter the WOMEN'S BATHROOM....but, LAW AND ORDER grabs him....) LAW AND ORDER: I THOUGHT I MADE MYSELF CLEAR LAST TIME! (Pulls off the wig....) You can use all the cheap, crappy costumes you want....but I still know who you are! PS: That's not a costume....it's the new me! L&O: THAT DOES IT! (Takes out his billy club and beats President Schmid down into the ground, accidently knocking out a pair of grapefruit obviously passing as breasts....... Junior Hornet comes walking past, and points at President Schmid....) JH: RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING! (Law and Order turns to him and threatens him, and Junior Hornet backs off....) L&O: Now, it's time to put the trash where it BELONGS! (Opens the exit way, puts Schmid's wig back on, and dumps him into the dumpster....) Some people....(Shakes his head.) PS: (In the dumpster...) Help me! Help me! Someone, I don't care who....just get me out of here! (A staggering drunk walks past, and opens up the dumpster....) DRUNK: You're one mighty fine woman there.....(Gets into the dumpster and closes the lid....) PS: AGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELPPPP!!!! NO.....don't grab THAT! (Fade to black.....)