ELVIS LIVES VIII 9/23/95 Note: only include Day One Main Event Bill Buckly: Alright fans we're back! And ready for the MAIN EVENT, of Day One! Sammy Benson: Oh, I love it! This is the match we've all been waiting for.. Bill Buckly: That's right, Sammy, this match has had all the build-up a match can possibly have. The mystery tag match..fans we're not going into the past history, of the Benedict/Windham fued. But, this match will be the one that settles the fued. A lot of people believe it was Benedict that drove Mark to give Timmy the beating he recieved at Fish Fund X! Sammy Benson: Windham has nobody to blame for going insane, but himself. He's lost it...he's out of control..Buckly. And tonight someone just might get hurt, or worse killed! Bill Buckly: I won't dispute that. Mark Windham, has certainly fallen from grace. Two years ago, he was considered by many the best in the business. But, oh, how times have changed. And, Sammy, let's give him his due he's still got a lot of ability, but he just doesn't seem to be the old Mark Windham! Sammy Benson: That's because he's not. The man is sick in the head. He's a time bomb..waiting to go off. He's seperating himself from his family, and friends. And tonight, he's putting the only thing he has going for him, on the line.. Bill Buckly: The Unified World Tag Team Titles, are on the line..as Mark and his parnter Junior HORNET, defend against his younger brother, Timmy Windham, and a mystery man.. Sammy Benson: It's no mystery..the man is Troy Windham!! The King of all Slackers! He's got scores to settle with Mark as well! Bill Buckly: Again, its' the tag titles vs. the nickname, that Windham cherishes so much. Sammy Benson: Mark has taken this beyond the 'Living Legend' nickname, it's a family fued! Mickey called for this match, and he's putting the nickname on the line, but I've got a feeling he didn't have to force Timmy in the ring this time.. Bill Buckly: It's time for the introductions!! Rhubarb Jones: Ladies and Gentlemen..(theme from Psycho plays) introducing first, the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! They are, from Greenvalley Home of the Mentally Insane, JUNIOR HORNET!!!!!!!!!!(crowd cheers), his partner from Sweetwater, Texas, Mark Windham!!!! (mixed reaction)! Together they are known as CRAZY LIKE A WINDHAM!! Their opponents (cheers) first also from Sweetwater, Texas, the 'MUPPET KID' TIMMMMY WINDHAMMM!!!(crowd goes crazy)...his tag team partner..(Troy Windham starts to head to ringside)...(Rhubarb turns to Timmy) What's going on here? Timmy Windham:(grabbing mic)Um...Troy!! (HORNET walks up beside Troy and taps him on the shoulder) HORNET to Troy: Sorry kid..maybe next time. Rhubarb Jones: His tag team partner from, Greensboro, North Carolina....this is HORNET!!!!!!!!!!(Crowd goes wild) Bill Buckly: I don't believe it!! It's HORNET!! And Troy, walks back to the locker rooms, with a look of disgust on his face..It's Timmy and HORNET, vs. Junior and Mark!! Sammy Benson: This is great! We've got America's team in the ring, and they're ready to split in two!! Haa!! (Tag match cont..) Bill Buckly: All 4 men are in the ring.. Sammy Benson: Sit back, grab yourself a drink because this one is going to be explosive!! HORNET:(grabbing mic) MARK! What's going on? I've heard all the things you've been saying about me...I've read the newspaper articles..all I have to say is Why? We've best friends Mark..America's Team! Don't end that..not now..not this way..look at you've done! You nearly broke Timmy's neck, for what?! Look at what Mickey has done to you.. Mark Windham: Mickey hasn't done anything! I control my own destiny..you know for too long, I've been watching the back of others. All those years, when I was the #1 contender! You never helped me..you never offered me a title shot. You tried to get me in on the backburner, doing the dirty work. Friendship to you, was one-sided! HORNET: Mark that's not true! And you know it! Mark Windham: Save it, Champ? I'm done being the hero! This isn't about nicknames, anymore..it's personal! Sometime, down the road, we'll have a chance to work things out if you like. But, right now, I've got family matters to attend to! And if you want to stand in the way, that's your problem! Bill Buckly: Oh my!! Timmy just nailed Mark!! I guess the match is underway! Timmy on fire, hitting Mark with everything he's got! Sammy Benson: I love it! Flair is the Unified champ, and now this! Dreams do come true! Bill Buckly: It's more like a nightmare, if you ask me..Mark rolls outside, but Timmy over the top with a shooting star press!! And Mark hits the iron railing, hard! Sammy Benson: He's not so tough, when he doesn't attack MK from behind! Bill Buckly: Timmy sends Mark's head into the iron post! And Junior HORNET just moves out of the way, making no attempt to stop Timmy! Timmy rolls, Mark back in the ring! Sammy Benson: I don't think, HORNET is enjoying this! Bill Buckly: You're Sammy..I'm beginning to think that HORNET never wanted to wrestle this match..maybe he thought he could talk some sense into Mark! Muppet Kid has Stonewall in the corner, and there's a series of Heart kicks!! And Windham is hurt! Timmy up top with a flying leg scissors...but Mark somehow catches Timmy and powerslams him on the mat! Wow! Look at him, he's talking to Timmy, slapping his face! Sammy Benson: This is a blast!! Bill Buckly: No its' not! Windham sends Windham to the ropes, and there's his patten Lariat! That one nearly took Timmy's head off! Mark makes the tag to Junior Hornet, but JH doesn't want to enter the ring! And Mark just slapped him across the face! Oh my! He just suplexed Junior HORNET in the ring! Sammy Benson: Well, he's in the match now! Timmy is up, and there's a KERMY KICK to Junior HORNET!! Bill Buckly: I think Junior is out!?? Here's the cover, ONE....TWO......Windham makes the save! (tag match cont..) Bill Buckly: Timmy, tags in HORNET...and we've got HORNET vs. JUNIOR HORNET!! Sammy Benson: In TV world, this would be like SOAP vs. Benson!! Bill Buckly: What's JUNIOR HORNET doing? He's trying to shake HORNET's hand... Sammy Benson: Good heavens, I knew he was an idiot, but this...this takes the cake! Bill Buckly: HORNET takes his hand, and bends it behind his back..he sends Junior to the corner, and a series of heart kicks of his own! He whips JH to the ropes, clothesline! Junior isn't getting up...its' as if he wants to be pinned. Mark Windham is in the ring, and he just popped HORNET in the head! He's got Junior HORNET on his feet... Sammy Benson: This is crazy..Junior want wrestle, but Mark is attempting to make him wrestle! HORNET is back up, and he just bodyslammed Junior! Windham, on the outside, grabs the foot of JH and drags him to their corner! He tags Junior! Bill Buckly: (crowd rises to their feet) Finally, it's Windham and HORNET toe to toe. Windham with a kick to the gut, and a elbow to the head. He whips, HORNET to the ropes, attempts a clothesline, but HORNET ducks, and he nails Mark! This sell-out crowd loves it! HORNET, butterfly suplex! Mark backs up to the turnbuckle, and HORNET goes for the HORNET splash..but Windham catches him, and powers him down, over his knee! Sammy Benson: That's his hurt back! Mark, always thinking out there! He may be insane, but he still knows what he's doing out there! Bill Buckly: Windham sets HORNET on the Top rope...it might be..it is the SUPERPLEX! ONE.....TWO....NO! Hornet kicks out. Windham going for the Torture Rack, but HORNET flips over, and DDT's MARK! Oh, man what a move! Timmy is tagged in, and he heads for the top, there's a ROCKET LAUNCHER!! That could be all..ONE.........TWO......THR-NO! Timmy hammering away at his brother! Sammy Benson: I think Timmy hates him! Bill Buckly: After Fish Fund X, can you blame him? Timmy going for a slingshot suplex..no he just throws him on the ropes..Windham on the outside of the apron, is dropkicked off by Muppet Kid! Timmy, going for a flying body press over the ropes, misses, and he hits hard! Sammy Benson: Ouch, babe. Bill Buckly: Mark grabs a sign from a fan,(Sign reads Ventolo for President) and breaks it over Timmy's head. It's cardboard, but I don't think he really cares..Mark now, with a chair!! Oh, man! Sammy Benson: Stick a fork in him he's done! Bill Buckly: Windham sets up! NO!! Mark don't!! NOOO!! A piledriver on this hard cement floor! Sammy Benson: If Timmy's neck wasn't broken before, it is now! Bill Buckly: He's going for another.....but....JUNIOR HORNET stops him! JH hits Mark with a right hand! Sammy Benson: Oh, uh....good night sweet prince. Bill Buckly: Windham is hot! He tosses JH in the ring! (tag match cont..) Bill Buckly: I can't believe it, Mark Windham is attacking his own partner! Sammy Benson: Hey, Junior started it! Bill Buckly: Fans, on the outside, Timmy is seriously hurt, HORNET is attending to him...my gosh, his neck MIGHT very well be broken. Sammy Benson: That explains why he's not breathing.. Bill Buckly: You're a riot! In the ring, Windham with a lariat! This match, has ended in a DQ. Powerslam, by Mark! He's got the iron claw on JUNIOR HORNET!! We need security down here, now!! Sammy Benson: Junior's face is a crimson mask. Mark perfected that claw, and now JH is being hurt with it. Bill Buckly: He's out...out cold. For goodnessake, where the H*ll is security.. Sammy Benson: Look at Windham's eyes...the man needs professional help!! Bill Buckly: Windham breaks the hold, finally. He's grabbing the belts, and the mic.. Mark Windham:(throwing the belts on Junior HORNET) THAT'S IT! OUR PARTNERSHIP IS OVER!! I'VE PUT UP WITH YOUR MIDGETS...I'VE DEALT WITH YOUR CRAP FOR LONG ENOUGH..WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU DOING...ATTACKING ME?? IN A WORLD TAG TITLE MATCH!! YOU CAN HAVE THE BELTS, AND GO STRAIGHT TO ****...IS THERE ANYONE IN THE CSWA THAT IS WORTHY OF BEING MY PARTNER...I'VE LOOKED FOR TOO LONG! I'M SERVING NOTICE...I'M SEARCHING FOR A PARTNER IN WINDHAM INCORPORATED!! WHO HERE HAS THE GUTS TO BE BY MY SIDE!!! TIMMY, OUR WAR HAS JUST BEGUN!! (throws down mic) (A man who had stepped outside of the entrance way to watch the match, grins..and walks back to the locker rooms) Bill Buckly: I'm sick to my stomach..Fans they're putting Timmy on a stretcher.. Sammy Benson: What a day, what a day! Bill Buckly: Fans, before we end day one...we've got some pre-recorded comments from co-president Stephen Thomas! (See comments on the Kentucky kid web page) Bill Buckly: What the heck??? Sammy Benson: Wooooo!! I knew it! I knew it was happening! This is the biggest news, since well......ever!! oh, yeah!! Bill Buckly:(in shock) Goodnight...fans!