AAWC's UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP August 5, 1995 (FADEIN: The sold out Cameron Indoor Arena, with the crowd going wild. CUTTO: Split screen footage of GUNS and Tom Adler in their respective locker rooms. GUNS looks focused and determined, taping himself up with a large ice bag on his knee. Adler looks calm, cool, and collected, chewing some bubble gum and talking to Grant Hill. CUTTO: Footage from Wrestle Fest. GUNS walking down the aisle and getting attacked by Tully Planchard and Ern Enderson. CUTTO: Dr. Silver with GUNS in the Body Cast, GUNS refusing to give up. Planchard and Enderson hit the ring, attack Silver, and get GUNS disqualified. CUTTO: Tom Adler celebrating after winning the Universal title. GUNS hits the ring and breaks up the celebration. CUTTO: Bill Buckley and Sammy benson standing at ringside.) BUCKLEY: Hello everyone and welcome to the sold out Cameron Indoor Arena, home of the Duke Blue Devils! This is AAWC UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP, proudly presented by CS Enterprises! As you know, the presidency of the AAWC was sold to CS Enterprises at the end of WrestleFest by former president Robert Schmid! Well, CS Enterprises double crossed Schmid and now he has to wrestle Teri Melton, the woman who broke his heart, in a tuxedo match with one million dollars on the line! Schmid lost a lot of his pride at WrestleFest, so that one million dollars he got from CS Enterprises might be the only thing he has left! BENSON: Well, I still think he's lucky! The object of a tuxedo match is to undress your opponent! I'd be VERY happy to wrestle Teri Melton in that match! I'd gladly pay a million dollars to have Teri take my clothes off! BUCKLEY: The AAWC Universal tag team title will be on the line as well as The Armed Forces will defend against Arrogance, Joey Melton and Peyton Wright! And, as we all know, these two teams have met before in the CSWA and Arrogance brutally attacked the Universal tag team champions! That match should be a dandy! BENSON: Plus, we also have Tully Planchard and Ern Enderson, the Cutters, taking on Steve Morton and Chad Gibson, the CS Express! BUCKLEY: But the main event, in a steel cage with the AAWC Universal and the EN World Heavyweight titles on the line, is "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler doing battle with The Strongest Arms in the World, GUNS! There's a whole lot of history between these two men, going all the way back to a now-defunct league known as the PCWA! I can't wait to see that one! Two of the greatest wrestlers in this sport going at it for two of the most prestigious titles in the world today! BENSON: Well, if it wasn't for Hornet getting himself disqualified at Fish Fund, this match would also be for the Unified World title! I still think Steven Flair was robbed in that event though! He should have gotten the extra ten points to beat Karelin just because of Teri. After all, she is a ten! BUCKLEY: Well, we're just about ready to get this card underway, so let's go up to the...(Suddenly, two masked thugs run out of the crowd and put a bag over Buckley's head, grab him, and carry him out of the arena.) BENSON: I don't believe it! Two guys just kidnapped Bill Buckley! This is my dream come true! Who do I make the check out to? I get to do this whole card by myself! (Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas walk down the aisle.) MERRITT: NO way, Benson. You're lucky that we put up with your babbling in the first place, but no way you're running the show. We need a play by play man. THOMAS: Where are we going to find a play by play guy on such short notice? MERRITT: Well, if you hadn't fired Simon Smith, we wouldn't have this problem right now! THOMAS: Hey, I wanted an ice cream cone! I couldn't afford that AND Smith's salary! Geez, always blaming me for everything! (Sir Simon Smith walks down the aisle and arrives at the announce table with Merritt, Thomas, and Benson.) SMITH: Well, well, well. It looks like you guys have a problem here. You need a play by play man. MERRITT: You're right. How would you like to announce this card for us? It would really help us a lot. SMITH: Well, maybe if you begged me to come back, and of course, an increased salary. THOMAS: I have a better idea, Smith. We let you announce this card, and we give you a steady job that you can have for the rest of your life. All you have to do is kiss the ring. SMITH: Uh...well, okay. (Smith kisses the rings of Merritt and Thomas.) Thank you, godfathers! MERRITT: Okay, so sit down and you can start on your new job right after this card is over. SMITH: New job? I thought you were offering me a permanent announcing position. THOMAS: No, you idiot. We need you to run on a hamster wheel over at CS Enterprises. You see, since we paid Schmid that million dollars, and with my constant craving for ice cream, we can't afford to pay our electric bill. So we installed the hamster wheel that will generate our own electricity. And now you get to run on it for the rest of your life. You're going to be responsible for lighting the offices of CS Enterprises, so we can bring a better tomorrow. MERRITT: And make a profit at it. Well, we really don't want to be seen in this place any more than we have to. These Duke fans are sick. We're going back to the limo to watch it on TV. Have a good time with Benson, Smith, and we'll see you at work at six o'clock tomorrow morning. (Chad and Steve walk back down the aisle and out of the arena.) BENSON: Great. Buckley gets kidnapped and gets replaced by a geek like you. When are those kidnappers going to come back for you? SMITH: Well, it's good to see you too, Sammy. Once again, fans, welcome to AAWC Under New Ownership! As you can tell by this long drawn out introduction without any wrestling action so far, CS Enterprises has taken control of the AAWC. Without any further ado, let's go up to the ring and Rhubarb Jones! RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first match of the new era in the AAWC, as CS Enterprises presents Under New Ownership! The first match is for the AAWC Universal Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, the challengers! They are accompanied to the ring by Teri Melton! Here are Joey Melton and Peyton Wright, collectively known as ARROGANCE! (Crowd boos as Teri Melton comes out wearing a tuxedo instead of her usual suggestive low cut dresses, followed by Joey Melton and Peyton Wright.) BENSON: That tuxedo has never been happier, Smith! SMITH: I would tend to agree with you. Melton and Wright certainly don't lack confidence, and they have been on a roll as of late. But can they defeat the Universal Tag Team champions? RJ: And their opponents, being led toward the ring by their manager TTL, here are the AAWC Universal Tag Team Champions! Battleship and Submarine, THE ARMED FORCES! (Arena turns red and foghorn sounds as Battleship and Submarine walk slowly down the aisle to a chorus of boos.) BENSON: There's a score that needs to be settled here, Smith. This should be a great match! SMITH: Melton and Wright are having a conversation with the fans. Wright is going to start this one off, but he has his back to the ring. He turns around and ends up face to chest with Battleship! Battleship levels the youngster with a powerful clothesline. He drops a big elbow on Wright! He goes for a quick cover! One...Two...Thr-No! Joey Melton came into the ring and made the save! It was almost over in a matter of seconds! That just shows the awesome power of Battleship! BENSON: What do you expect from a 600 pound man? Of course he's going to be powerful! SMITH: Battleship picks Wright up by the hair and hurls him into the Arrogance corner like a rag doll, and he's waving Joey Melton into the ring! Melton makes the tag and here we go! He locks up with Battleship, and the big man just tossed him into the neutral corner like he was nothing! Melton comes out of the corner and locks up with Battleship again. He grabs the big man by the hair and tries to pull him down, but to no avail! BENSON: That's just going to make him angry! He grabs melton by the throat and delivers an incredible choke slam! SMITH: Battleship comes off the ropes and hammers Melton with a big legdrop! The cover! One...Two...No! Melton got his shoulder up! Battleship has dominated the action thus far! He whips Melton off of the ropes and oh my! He caught him with a tremendous boot to the face! Melton might be out! He's down in the center of the ring! Battleship comes off the ropes for a splash...no! Teri Melton grabbed the leg and tripped the big man! BENSON: Way to go, Teri! The bigger they are, the harder they fall! SMITH: Battleship gets to his feet and he turns around to have a few words with Teri! Melton gets back to his feet! He clips Battleship in the knee from behind, and the big man falls through the ropes and onto the arena floor! Now Joey Melton walks over and slaps Submarine right in the face, drawing him into the ring and into an argument with the official! On the outside, Battleship is stalking Teri Melton! BENSON: No way he'll catch Teri! She's too smart and too quick for that to happen! SMITH: Peyton Wright comes up from behind and nails Battleship in the back with a steel chair! The referee is still arguing with Submarine! Wright hammers Battleship again with the chair! Battleship rolls back into the ring and he's met by Joey Melton with a kick to the head! Now Melton makes the tag to Wright! They whip Battleship off the ropes and catch him with a double clothesline! The big man didn't go down! Now Wright catches him in the chest with a flying dropkick! Battleship still didn't fall! Wright now runs to the outside and climbs to the top rope! He comes off and catches Battleship in the face with a dropkick! That staggered him, but he still didn't go down! BENSON: Joey Melton crawls into the ring and sets up behind Battleship! Wright catches him with another dropkick! Battleship staggers back and trips over Melton! They finally got him down! SMITH: Wright now with the cover! One...Two...No! Battleship just tossed Wright high in the air and off of him! It will take more than a dropkick to finish Battleship! The big man gets back to his feet, but Wright is on the top rope! Here he comes off the top! Flying bodypress...no! Battleship caught him in midair and crushed him with an awesome powerslam! Now Battleship makes the tag to Submarine! BENSON: Battleship should have covered him right there! SMITH: You might be right, but Submarine is staying right on Peyton Wright! He whips the youngster off of the ropes and catches him with a lariat! The cover! One...Two...No! Wright barely got his shoulder up! Now he sets Wright up for a piledriver...no! Back body drop by Peyton Wright! BENSON: The kid pulled a great move out of his hat there! Look at Teri jump for joy! SMITH: Wright crawls through Submarine's legs and makes the tag to Joey Melton! Melton comes in and nails Submarine with a hard right hand! Submarine responds with a right hand of his own! Melton with a kick to the gut and sets him up for a DDT...no! Submarine blocked it, picks him up and delivers an inverted atomic drop! Melton is doubled over in pain! Submarine off the ropes from behind...BULLDOG! That could do it! One...Two...No! Melton kicked out! This has been a great tag team match thusfar! BENSON: Come on, Joey! You can do it! SMITH: I heard you were a cheerleader, but I didn't think you were this bad! BENSON: Put a sock in it, gerbil boy! I hope you have fun lighting up the lives of Chad and Steve! SMITH: Submarine has Melton in the corner now and he's just driving his shoulder into the rib cage of the challenger! He makes the tag to Battleship now! Submarine whips Melton across the ring into the neutral corner and then he whips Battleship in! Avalanche! Oh my! That could have killed Melton! BENSON: It would have been cool if they had done that to one of those midgets! SMITH: Will you stop! Isn't it bad enough that one of those little guys got his neck snapped at Fish Fund? Now you want Battleship to crush one in the corner? Battleship is now just working Melton over in the corner like a punching bag! He's giving him a real beating with rights and lefts to the head and ribs! He whips Melton across the ring again and Melton hit that corner with tremendous impact! He's in trouble here! Battleship charges in for another avalanche! No! BENSON: Teri grabbed Joey from the outside and shoved him out of the corner! Battleship hit the ringpost very hard! Gotta love that Teri! SMITH: Melton crawls over and makes the tag to Wright! Wright is in there like a house of fire on Battleship! A flurry of kicks and punches by the youngster! He whips Battleship off the ropes and catches him with a sleeper! He's on the big man's back with a sleeper hold on! BENSON: Wright is trying to wrap his legs around Battleship's chest too, but he's much too big for that! Wright has to be in this piggy back position because Battleship is too tall for Wright's feet to touch the ground! SMITH: Battleship backed up hard into the corner and just squashed Wright, breaking the hold! Now he whips Wright off of the ropes! He put his head down and Wright catches him with a sunset flip! Can he get the big man over? No way! Battleship dropped down and just sat on Peyton Wright! That could do it! One...Two...No! Joey Melton made the save! Submarine charges in and catches Melton with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope and onto the floor! BENSON: I don't like the looks of this, Smith! SMITH: Battleship whips Wright off the ropes and now he does the same to Submarine...SUPER TORPEDO! Wright did a complete 360 in the air and landed hard on his head! Now Battleship picks him up! Submarine to the top rope! SPIKE BATTLE PLEX! BENSON: Come on, Teri! Do something! SMITH: Battleship on the top rope! They're going for the Atomic Bomb! Wait a second! Steven Flair has hit the ring and he grabbed Battleship's foot, pulling him down on the top rope right on the groin! Now Flair is in the ring and he delivers a hard reverse knifedge to Submarine! Wait a minute! GUNS has hit the ring and he is all over Steven Flair! Remember, Flair beat GUNS by countout at Fish Fund, and GUNS was unhappy about it! He and Flair are going toe to toe in the ring! Joey Melton has one of Teri's shoes and nails Submarine from behind! Sub is down! And now he hammers GUNS from behind! What's this? Tom Adler has come to the rig He grabs a steel chair and cracks it right over Battleship's head! Now Adler is in the ring and he levels Melton with a hard right hand that sends him to the outside! Meanwhile, GUNS has Flair up in a gorilla press and tosses him over the top and onto Teri Melton! GUNS and Tom Adler have cleared the ring of the Corporation, and now they go after each other! They're jawing with each other and shoving each other, but officials have come out here to hold them back! Steven Flair is back to his feet on the outside and the Corporation is heading back to the locker room! Wait a minute! Oh my! Alexandr Karelin just ran down the aisle and delivered a Russian Sickle to Flair! We'll be right back! BENSON: Karelin just came out of nowhere and gave that sickle to Flair, and then he went right back into the locker room! Steven Flair is down at the hands of that commie coward! SMITH: What a way to kick off Under New Ownership! GUNS and Adler are still screaming at each other in the ring! Battleship and Submarine have regrouped and they're sneaking up on Adler from behind! Adler saw them coming out of the corner of his eye and rolled out of the ring and heads back to the locker room! The Corporation is still in the aisle tending to Steven Flair! Adler taps Joey Melton and Peyton Wright on the shoulder. They turn around and Adler gives them a double noggin knocker! He then steps over Steven Flair and goes back behind the curtain and into the locker room! BENSON: Who does he think he is, treating the Corporation like that!! They're not going to let him get away with this! Somewhere down the road, Adler and Joey Melton will meet again! SMITH: Well, while the remains of this brawl are cleaned up by the officials, let's go up to Rhubarb for the official word. RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has ruled that because of the interference of Steven Flair and GUNS, both teams are disqualified! The Armed Forces retain the AAWC Universal Tag Team Titles! SMITH: Let's o back to Flying Rodriguez, who is in the parking lot! FLY: That's right, this is Flying Rodriguez here outside the limo of CS Enterprises! They are in there talking to Stan Parsons, and as you can see, we have a camera and a mike right outside the limo! Let's see what's going on! (CUTTO: Camera shot of Chad Merritt, Stephen Thomas, and Stan Parsons inside the CS Enterprises limo.) MERRITT: Look, Stan, you're the best investigative reporter around. You've been in 'Nam. You know how to handle yourself. We need you to find Buckley. THOMAS: I don't see why we have to get him back. All he does is sit behind the microphone and babble. Anybody can do that. MERRITT: Well, Steve, he does have a family, and I'm sure his family has lawyers. This kidnapping happened during an event that has the CS Enterprises name on it. We could be held liable for damages in court. It was probably some of these rowdy Duke fans. They don't call 'em Cameron Crazies for nothing! Well, one thing's for sure. We're not paying any ransom, but he have to find him. PARSONS: Don't worry, guys. If he's around here, I'll find him. THOMAS: That's just what we wanted to hear. And about that raise we were discussing earlier. PARSONS: Yeah. MERRITT: I'm sorry, but we can't afford it. we need the money to pay for Ventolo's medication. We just can't have him foaming at the mouth at anymore cards. It's embarrassing, you know. But if you find Buckley, we'll make it worth your while. THOMAS: Yeah, we'll get you a shiny new car. Would you like a Matchbox Corvette or a Tonka truck? MERRITT: We'll discuss this later. Stan, you have your mission. Go out there and bring Buckley back and make us proud to be Americans! FLY: It looks like the meeting's breaking up, so my cameraman and I are going to go hide. Don't worry, anywhere Parsons goes, my cameraman and I will follow. Back to you, Simon. SMITH: Well, Parsons has been charged with finding Buckley. BENSON: That's cool. Parsons couldn't find a haystack in a needle. Now if only they'd come back for you... SMITH: Well, let's go back up to the ring! RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a tuxedo match, with one million dollars on the line. The only way to win is to remove your opponent's tuxedo until he or she, in this case, is in their underwear. Introducing first, she is the manager of the Corporation! Here is TERI MELTON! (Crowd whistles as Teri Melton makes her way down the aisle.) BENSON: I don't normally root against Teri Melton, but I'd give my right eye to see her in her underwear! Go Schmid! RJ: And her opponent ("Hail to the Chief" plays.) He is the former President of the AAWC, here is ROBERT E. SCHMID (Crowd boos as Schmid walks down the aisle.) SMITH: Schmid is in the ring and he is face to face with Teri. This has to bring up a whole lot of bad memories for Schmid. He was in love with Teri, and she used him, and then she dumped him after his loss to Tom Adler at WrestleFest. Now, CS Enterprises has manipulated him into this match with his one million dollars on the line. Schmid says something to Teri and Teri responds with a hard slap to the face! Schmid slaps her right back! BENSON: I can't believe he would hit a woman! SMITH: Teri seems a little stunned as well. They lock up now. I think Schmid has to be enjoying this. In his own warped mind, they're probably dancing! BENSON: Well, I think Teri brought him back into reality with a knee to the groin! Now she grabs him by his pants and delivers a snap suplex! Teri can wrestle! SMITH: Schmid scrambles back to his feet and throws a hard right hand! Teri ducked and turned it into an armdrag takedown! Schmid backs away and he can't believe that he is being outwrestled by Teri Melton! He sets up now in an amateur stance, which he had a lot of success with in his match with Tom Adler at WrestleFest. He stalks Teri and is looking for an amateur style takedown. Oh my! Teri responded with a swift kick to the crotch! Now a spinning kick to the head, followed up by a DDT! Great series of moves by Teri Melton! BENSON: I knew she could do it! SMITH: Now Teri grabs Schmid's jacket and takes it off of him, and now she's choking the life out of him with it! She wants that million dollars! She uses the jacket to snapmare Schmid to the mat. The referee takes the jacket away from Teri, and that gives Schmid a little bit of time to get his bearings. Teri comes over and...oh my! Schmid just caught her with a hard right hand to the gut! Now he sets her up! BENSON: Hey! We can't show that on TV! He's trying to get a Hugh Grant from her! SMITH: No, he's setting her up for a piledriver! He's got her up...and down! BENSON: Oh no! She could be hurt! I'll kill him! SMITH: Now Schmid is putting the boots to Teri Melton, letting out all of the frustration that she left him with at WrestleFest! He grabs Teri's jacket and rips it right off of her back! He continues by ripping off her shirt! BENSON: Damn! She's wearing a bra! Just when I thought we'd get lucky here this evening! SMITH: Now Schmid rips off her cummerbun (sp), and he's going for her pants! If he gets those off, he'll end the match! No! Teri caught him with another kick to the jewels and rolls him up in a small package! Had this been a regular match, she would have gotten the three count! BENSON: But it's not a regular match! We get to see Teri undressed! SMITH: Keep your hormones in check, will you Benson? I thought Vic Watters was bad, but you're totally infatuated with her! Teri releases the small package and now puts Schmid in a head scissors! BENSON: Oh my goodness! I think I may faint! Some guys have all of the luck! I need a glass of water out here! Somebody! Water! Now! SMITH: That hold is wearing the former President down! He pops his head out of the headscissors and now grabs the legs He's trying to pull Teri's pants off! BENSON: Him and every other heterosexual male in the world! SMITH: Teri's holding onto those pants for dear life! If they come off, she loses this match! Schmid cinches in on the legs and catapults Teri into the corner! Great move by the former President! He grabs Teri by the hair and rams her headfirst into the turnbuckle! One...Two...Three...Four..... Five...Six...Seven....Eight...Nine...TEN! Teri is dazed and confused! Schmid undoes Teri's button and pulls down her zipper! He's going to get those pants off! Wait a second! She grabs Schmid by the head and gives him a deep passionate kiss! BENSON: This is too much! Call the bank! I need a loan officer! Wire me one million dollars immediately! SMITH: Calm down, Sammy! Teri releases the liplock and now it's Schmid who is dazed and confused! Now Teri undoes her bra! Schmid can't believe it, and neither than I! BENSON: Wow! Call the truck! Tell them to forget the rest of the card! Just run this match over and over again! I can die! I've seen them in their full glory...hey! Where did that red "X" come from on the monitor! Who's the censor? I demand he be fired! SMITH: Schmid is just in a trance now, staring at Teri's breasts! Schmid now takes off his shirt voluntarily! She's playing him like a cheap violin once again! Now she undoes Schmid's belt and pulls his pants down! Once she gets those pants off of his legs, she's a winner! BENSON: That's where the censor should be, Smith! Who wants to see Schmid's underwear? Looks like he went in his pants after Teri took off her bra! Look at that disgusting yellow stain in the front! SMITH: That's nothing compared to the brown stain in the back! Now Teri goes over to give Schmid a hug...no! She turned it into a belly to belly suplex! BENSON: I wouldn't mind being chest to chest with Teri! SMITH: Schmid is down on the mat! Teri grabs the pant legs and pulls them off! The match is over! Teri Melton has won it! BENSON: Bummer...she's putting her bra back on! Good thing I was here live! If I was watching this on television, I would really feel gipped! Damn censors! No reason for me to watch the tape tonight! SMITH: Now Teri waves down the aisle and here comes Arrogance to do another number on Schmid! Wait a second! From the crowd! It's those two masked guys that kidnapped Buckley! BENSON: Yes! Yes! They've come back for you, Smith! SMITH: They jumped Melton and Wright from behind! One of them nails Wright over the head with some sort of blunt object! The other one put a bag over Joey Melton's head and rammed him hard headfirst into the ringpost! Now they're in the ring and they've got Teri Melton! BENSON: What's going on here? The two masked guys that got Buckley now have Teri Melton! SMITH: One of the masked men grabs Teri and carries her out of the building! The other one grabs Schmid! They're kidnapping him too? The masked man helps Schmid to his feet and they run out of the building! BENSON: Schmid has something to do with these masked guys that have Teri! I'll kill him! SMITH: Where are you going, Sammy? Sammy Benson has left the broadcast table and has run off following the two masked men who have Teri Melton, and Schmid! I don't believe this! Fly, what's going on? FLY: I'm here in the parking lot! The two masked men just threw Teri into the back of a van! Schmid just jumped in the driver's seat and the van has sped off! I have no idea what is going on here, but it looks like Schmid is behind the kidnappings of Bill Buckley and Teri Melton! Sammy Benson has come out here and he is not a happy man! He's running over to the CS Enterprises limo! FLY: Sammy Benson has run over to the CS Enterprises limo. Let's get our camera over there to see what's going on. BENSON (banging on the door): Open up! Let me in! MERRITT (rolling down the window): What are you doing out here, Benson? Don't you have an announce table to be sitting at? BENSON: We have to save Teri Melton! I don't give a rat's butt about Buckley, but we can't let Schmid get away with this! We have to rescue her before that pervert does something to her! THOMAS: Parsons is already on the case, Benson. Go back to work, unless you want to join Smith on that giant hamster wheel. BENSON: Parsons couldn't find snow in Alaska. I don't care about my job right now. Teri's more important. MERRITT: I can't believe it. Sammy Benson committing an unselfish act? BENSON: Hey, don't say that so loudly! I have a reputation to protect! Besides, I have a personal stake in this. If I save Teri, maybe she'll give me some sugar. THOMAS: So what do you propose to do? BENSON: A little road trip. Let's follow that van! MERRITT: What's this we crap, Benson? We're busy building a better tomorrow. THOMAS: And making a profit off of it! Benson, get a life. (Rolls window up.) BENSON: Well, the nerve of them. (Knocks on the driver's door.) DRIVER: Yes, sir. BENSON: I have a message from Mr. Merritt and Mr. Thomas. You're fired. Get out of the car. DRIVER: What? They're right in the back seat! They didn't mention anything to me. BENSON: They're bigshots, you moron. They hire people like me just to fire peons like you. Now get out! (The driver gets out of the car. Benson hops in and drives away.) FLY: Well, Sammy Benson has just stolen the CS Enterprises limosine to go in hot pursuit of the van that is being driven by former AAWC President Robert Schmid. Schmid has Bill Buckley and Teri Melton in the back of his van, while Benson has Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas, CS Enterprises themselves, trapped in the back of the limosine! I have to follow that limo! Back to you, Simon! SMITH: Well, that's a total of four broadcasters missing now. Bill Buckley was kidnapped. Stan Parsons was sent out by CS Enterprises to find Buckley and we haven't seen him since. Sammy Benson stole the limo of CS Enterprises, with Merritt and Thomas locked in the back seat, in order to pursue the kidnappers' van, which is being driven by former AAWC President Robert Schmid. And now Flying Rodriguez is trying to follow the limo, which is following the van! And you thought the OJ Bronco chase was gripping last year? You ain't seen nothing yet! Well, it looks like I'm going to have to go it alone for the rest of the evening. ("Jesus Christ Superstar" plays and the crowd goes wild as Hornet comes down the aisle and arrives at the broadcast booth.) Hornet, what are you doing here? HORNET: Owwww! You know, Simon, I've noticed that the broadcasters have been dropping like flies and I figured you could use a little company out here! Besides, I want to get a real close up seat for the big cage match later tonight, and this is as close as it gets! SMITH: Well, you're certainly an improvement over Sammy Benson! Welcome aboard! After a few brief commercial announcements, we're going to have a special tag team match that was added to the card at the very last minute. The EN and CPUWA World Tag Team Champions, the CS Express, will be wrestling Tully Planchard and Ern Enderson in a non-title match. We'll have that match when we return! SMITH: We're back, and let's go up to the ring and Rhubarb Jones! RJ: This next match is a non title affair, and is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit! Introducing first, one of the greatest tag teams of all time, here are Tully Planchard and Ern Enderson, THE CUTTERS! (Crowd boos as Planchard and Enderson walk to the ring wearing Western cowboy outfits, with bandanas covering their faces.) SMITH: Tully Planchard and Ern Enderson are in the ring and they are awaiting the arrival of the greatest team the CSWA has ever seen! RJ: And their opponents! They are the EN and CPUWA World Tag Team Champions! Here are Steve Morton and Chad Gibson, the CS EXPRESS! (Crowd goes wild as Morton and Gibson make their way to the ring, giving high fives to the fans.) SMITH: The fans love these two! HORNET: They're a great tag team, but so are Enderson and Planchard! This should be a great match! SMITH: Hey! Wait a minute! Tully Planchard and Ern Enderson just came out of the locker room and attacked Morton and Gibson from behind! Those guys in the ring are decoys, and they had everybody fooled! Enderson has Gibson and delivers a DDT on the concrete floor! Tully Planchard rams Morton hard into the ringpost shoulderfirst! Now he grabs Morton's arm and gives it a full twist and a yank! He's trying to pull it out of the socket! HORNET: Double E is on the apron and he's got the time keeper's bell! He comes off and hammers Morton right in the shoulder with the bell! Morton is hurt! I think they might have broken Steve Morton's collarbone! SMITH: I think that you're right! What a brutal attack by the Cutters! Steve Morton is writhing in pain on the arena floor! This match has yet to begin, so they can't be disqualified, and the presidents of the league are involved in a high speed chase right now, so they're not available to make a decision! The medical staff is out here and they help Steve Morton back to the locker room! The match hasn't started yet, and the Cutters may have knocked one half of the CS Express out of this match! HORNET: I don't think that there's any "may have" about it, Simon! I've seen broken collarbones before and we've seen one here tonight! Morton has been injured at the hands of Planchard and Enderson! Gibby will have to go this one alone against one of the most dangerous tag teams in the world! SMITH: While the medical staff attends to the CS Express and we wait for this match to get underway, let's go to Flying Rodriguez! Where are you, Fly? (CUTTO: An aerial shot of a stretch of road. In front is the van, and right behind it is the limo.) FLY: This is Fly in the sky, Simon! I'm airborne in a helicopter, following the high speed chase on the highways of North Carolina! The CS Enterprises limosine is following right behind the van that is being used to transport Teri Melton and presumably Bill Buckley. Whoa! The van made a quick turn at the exit and they are headed off of the highway! The van turned without warning and the limo missed the exit! Hey! What insane driving by Sammy Benson! He drove right over the shoulder and onto the exit road in pursuit of Robert Schmid and the two masked kidnappers. He really wants to get Teri back! The van has stopped at an abandoned warehouse! We're going to land the chopper and see if we can make our way inside the warehouse! We'll check back in later! This has been Fly in the sky! Back to you, Simon and Hornet! SMITH: Well, this situation is getting a little out of hand! And the action inside Cameron Indoor is just as out of hand! It looks like Chad Gibson is returning to the ring alone to face the Cutters! HORNET:This is big trouble for Gibson!He better watch out! SMITH: Chad Gibson has hit the ring and this match will begin momentarily. Ern Enderson will start this tag team, or should I say handicap match for the Cutters. He looks Gibson right in the eye and gives him that cutthroat sign. Now they lock up and Double E pulls Gibson down by the hair, but Gibson pops right back up to his feet and locks back up with Enderson. Gibson jumps up and plants both feet in the sternum of the Enforcer, and then gives him a monkey flip. Enderson scrambles to his feet and Gibson catches him with a standing dropkick square in the jaw that sends him reeling into his corner. HORNET: Good start by Chad Gibson. But Enderson makes the tag to Planchard, bringing the fresh man in. Gibson doesn't have anyone to tag, thanks to the prematch attack. SMITH: That's the way the Cutters operate. Planchard and Gibson lock up and Tully pushes Gibson into the corner. Clean break by Planchard...no! He tried to sucker punch Gibson but Gibson moved out of the way and Planchard's hand hit the top of the ringpost! Now Gibson has Planchard in the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and begins hammering away! The crowd counts along! HORNET: Five...Six...Seven...Eight...Nine...TEN! SMITH: Now Gibson with a monkey flip out of the corner and Planchard crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Enderson. Planchard might have broken his hand, Hornet HORNET: Ya gotta love the way that Gibby is holding his own in there against two men. He's not giving them the chance to double team him, and that's the key to him winning this match! SMITH: Enderson locks up with Gibson and catches him with a kneelift to the gut. Now a big left uppercut by Double E! Enderson rakes the eyes and now he says something to Planchard! He whips Gibson off the ropes...no! Gibson reversed it and send Enderson off the ropes, and Planchard caught his partner in the back with a knee! Enderson staggers out doubled over in pain! Gibson has him! DDT! The cover! One...Two...No! Planchard came in and made the save! HORNET: Enderson now grabs a hold of Gibby's leg and makes the tag to Planchard! Tully comes in and drops the elbow, and now he has Gibson in a reverse chinlock! SMITH: The Cutters finally have Gibson in their half of the ring! Listen to the crowd get behind Gibson as he fights to his feet out of the chinlock! He rocks Planchard with an elbow to the gut! Another one! He's almost free! No! Planchrd pulled him down by the hair and now he hooks in a side headlock! HORNET: The ref asking Planchard if he pulled the hair, but of course he denies it. I've never seen anyone ever admit to pulling my hair in that ring. SMITH: The Cutters trying to wear Gibson down here as Planchard maintains the side headlock on the mat. Gibson locks his hands around Planchard's waist and rolls him over! One...Two...No! Enderson came in and made the save! Gibson almost stole one there! HORNET: That's what can happen if you're not careful with that side headlock. You can get yourself pinned real quick! SMITH: PLanchard makes the tag to Enderson! They whip Gibson off the ropes and go for a double clothesline! No! Gibson ducked under the clothesline! He comes off the ropes and jumps on the arms of Planchard and Enderson, causing them to collide! Great move by Gibson! Now, out of instinct he crawls over to the corner, but there's nobody there to tag! Enderson comes over and hammers Gibson from behind, and now begins choking him out on the middle rope! HORNET: Enderson now picks Gibson up by the hair and whips him off the ropes! Gourd buster! That could do it! One...Two ...Thr-No! Gibby kicked out! SMITH: Enderson picks Gibson up by the hair and sets him up for the DDT...no! Back body drop by Gibson, and again out of instinct he crawls over to the corner, but there is nobody there! Meanwhile, Enderson has made his way to his corner and made the tag to Planchard! HORNET: Planchard comes over and hits Gibby from behind! This two on one thing is really starting to catch up with him! SMITH: Planchard has Gibson up! Slingshot suplex! That could do it! One! Two! No! Gibson got his shoulder up! Planchard starts arguing with the official about the count! Gibson rolls him up from behind! One...Two...No! Planchard kicked out! Gibson whips Planchard off the ropes and catches him with a stun gun! Now Gibson climbs to the top rope! Planchard doesn't see him! Enderson runs over and he pushed Gibson off of the top rope! Gibson crashed to the mat hard! Planchard with the cover! One...Two...No! Gibson barely got his foot on the rope in time! HORNET: What's that cheer from the fans? Who's that coming down the aisle? SMITH: It's Steve Morton! His left shoulder is completely taped up and he's making his way to the ring and he's up on the ring apron! Planchard doesn't believe it! He starts talking some trash to Morton as he whips Gibson into the Cutters corner! Now he walks over and slaps Morton, drawing him into the ring while Enderson starts choking Gibson with the tag rope! Planchard makes his way over and is kicking away at the ribs of Chad Gibson! HORNET: Morton better get his butt out of the ring before the Cutters kill his partner! SMITH: Morton finally goes to the outside and Planchard has tagged in Enderson! They set Gibson up! Double DDT! That should do it! The cover! One...Two...No! Morton came in and made the save! Planchard comes into the ring now and he's all over Morton, giving him an axhandle to that bad shoulder! Planchard now holds Morton's left arm out! Enderson climbs to the top rope! He's going to come down on that bad shoulder! HORNET: This could be bad! This could be really, really bad! SMITH: Here he comes! Wait a minute! Morton used his right arm to grab Planchard and pull him into the way! Enderson nailed Planchard! Now Morton hammers Enderson with a hard right hand! He staggers right over to Gibson, who rolls him up in a small package! One...Two...THREE! He got him! HORNET: I don't believe it! The CS Express has gotten the victory over the Cutters, even though they broke Steve Morton's collarbone before the match! SMITH: The Cutters can't believe it either! Could this be a bad omen for Tom Adler? Only time will tell! While the officials here in Cameron Indoor Arena set up the cage, let's go to Flying Rodriguez for another update! Fly, where are you now? FLY: I'm right outside the warehouse where Robert Schmid and the two masked thugs have taken Bill Buckley and Teri Melton. Through the window, I can see Buckley and Teri tied together in the middle of the warehouse. Sammy Benson has just gotten out of the limo and has broke into the warehouse! Schmid is there to meet him, but I don't see the masked men! Let's hear what's going on! SCHMID: Benson, what are YOU doing here? This doesn't concern you! BENSON: Everything concerning those two concerns me. SCHMID: I didn't know you cared that much about Buckley. BENSON: No, you moron (points to Teri's chest) THOSE two. Damn that Buckley. He gets all the luck. I'd give anything to be tied to Teri Melton. SCHMID: That can be arranged (snaps his fingers. The two masked men come out of nowhere and tie Benson to Buckley and Teri.) BUCKLEY: Great rescue, Sammy. BENSON: Put a sock in it, Buckley. SCHMID: Okay boys. Is the vat of pudding ready? (The masked men nod in approval.) Good. Go out to that limo and bring me Merritt and Thomas! FLY: I don't believe it! Schmid has now kidnapped Benson and CS Enterprises! This is wild! Back to you, Simon! SMITH: Wow! The kidnapping situation continues to escalate, but I don't think anyone in the building cares about that right now! The cage is set up, and we could be on the verge on seeing the greatest match in history, with two prestigious titles, and the pride of the AAWC, on the line! HORNET: These two are both great wrestlers. I've had two very tough matches recently with GUNS, and I know more than I need to know about Tom Adler as well. The fans are in for a real treat, so let's sit back, relax, and go up to the ring! RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the evening! And now I would like to introduce the special guest ring announcer! Making his return to Cameron Indoor Arena, please welcome Coach K himself, Mike Krzyzewski! (Crowd erupts as Coach K makes his way down the aisle and steps into the cage.) MK: Thank you very much! Now it's time for the main event! It is scheduled for one fall with no disqualifications, no count out, no time limit! There will be a winner! The only way to win is to escape from the cage by either climbing over the top or going through the door! The AAWC Universal Heavyweight Championship and the Enterprises World Heavyweight Championship will both be on the line! Now, here are the participants! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his manager, TTL! ("Bad to the Bone" plays.) He hails from San Antonio, Texas, and is the current EN World Heavyweight Champion! Please welcome the Strongest Arms in the World and the number one contender to the AAWC Universal title, GUNS! (Crowd boos as GUNS and TTL make their way down the aisle. GUNS has the EN title draped over his shoulder.) SMITH: Take a look at those eyes! GUNS wants this victory in the worst way! He wants that Universal title! Uh oh! GUNS has just spottedHornet here at the broadcast table and he's coming over here! HORNET: Hey GUNS, did you have a nice fall at Fish Fund? GUNS: I want you Hornet! After I rip Adler apart tonight, you're mine! HORNET: Anytime, steroid boy! GUNS: How bout we do it right now, Bugbrain! SMITH: Oh my! GUNS just stunned Hornet with a hard right hand but Hornet responded in kind! TTL runs over and pulls GUNS away and tells him to get in the cage! GUNS is still screaming and cursing at Hornet, who once again sits down at the broadcast table! HORNET: That guy is an absolute maniac! GUNS, why don't you worry about beating Tom Adler before you climb this tree again. We'll have another day in the sun before you go off to the glue factory! MK: And his opponent! ("Magnificence" plays.) He is accompanied to the ring by Dr. Thomas Knight! He hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and is the current AAWC Universal Heavyweight Champion! Kicking off his Magnificence Tour II, please welcome "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler! (Crowd erupts as Adler and Knight appear from the curtain. Adler is wearing a blue and gold singlet and has the AAWC Universal title belt draped over his shoulder.) SMITH: Tom Adler looks cool, cocky, and confident as always as he makes his way down the aisle toward the cage! Before he goes through the door, he stops and takes a long look over here at the boradcast table, and I don't think he's staring at me! HORNET: Well, I've heard the grumblings that he's looking to conclude his Magnificence Tour II against me. I hate to break this to him, but his tour could be over before it ever gets started if he looks past GUNS. I know all too well about GUNS' power. This is not the same GUNS that Adler remembers, bad knee or no bad knee, this manis more dangerous than he's ever been! SMITH: Now Tom Adler steps into the ring and shakes the hand of Coach K, and now he and GUNS have a long staredown in the ring as the referee holds both belts high in the air, and then steps to the outside and locks the door! HORNET: This place is, pardon the pun, buzzing with excitement as the bell rings! We're underway! SMITH: Adler and GUNS talking a bit of trash in the center of the ring! Oh my! Adler just spit his gum right in the face of the EN World Champion! GUNS responds by leveling the Universal champion with a hard right hand, and he stays right on him with a series of axhandles to the back! HORNET: I think Adler made GUNS mad, and that's the last thing you want to do with a man that powerful! He'll hammer a hole in your back! SMITH: GUNS now pulls Adler up by the hair and whips him hard into the cage! Adler staggers away from the cage and GUNS levels Adler with a hard clothesline, and follows it up by dropping the elbow! HORNET: Tom Adler is taking a physical beating early courtesy of the EN champ! Notice I didn't say the Unified champ! SMITH: You were the reason that GUNS is not the Unified World Champion today, getting yourself intentionally disqualified in the final match! This feud between you and GUNS has escalated to an all time high! GUNS once again picks Adler up by the hair and throws him headfirst into the cage! Adler staggers out and GUNS catches him with a kick to the gut, and follows it up with a big power bomb! What a start by GUNS! HORNET: GUNS picks Adler up by the hair again and goes to ram him headfirst into the cage, but Adler blocked it with his foot and responded with an elbow to the face! Now a rake of the eyes by Mr. Magnificent, and he follows it up by ramming GUNS hard into the cage! And again! Adler now whips GUNS off of the ropes and catches him with a stun gun right into the cage! Great rally by Tom Adler! SMITH: Indeed it was! Both men are busted open early in this contest! Tom Adler now working GUNS over in the corner, burying his head and shoulders into the breadbasket of GUNS! Now he snapmares GUNS out of the corner and into the center of the ring! GUNS sitting up in the middle of the ring! Adler comes out, jumps over him and snaps the neck down! Adler stays right on him and picks him up for a suplex, but GUNS blocked it and uses his strength advantage to pick Adler up into a vertical suplex position, and down! Crushing suplex by the EN champion! HORNET: GUNS has so much power in there, and I was surprised with how much technical skill he had the first time I met him! He's a really tough opponent, but so is Tom Adler! SMITH: GUNS rakes Adler's face across the cage now, ripping the flesh off of that Magnificent forehead! Now he rams the head hard into the cage, sending Adler stumbling toward the middle of the ring! GUNS comes from behind and delivers a bulldog! Excellent move! Now GUNS calls for the official to open the cage door! Adler quickly back to his feet however and he jumps GUNS from behind! Russian legsweep by the Universal champion keeps GUNS from getting out, and the cage door is closed once again! HORNET: A little too early to expect to get out, but it certainly doesn't hurt to try. I wouldn't want to be in there with either man any longer than I had to be to get the victory. SMITH: Tom Adler once again in control, and he's going to work on the bad knee of GUNS! He drops a big elbow on that bad knee, and pulls up on the foot while laying on that knee, applying a lot of pressure! Now Adler sets that bad knee up on the bottom rope! Adler takes a running start and jumps with both feet on that knee! And now GUNS is writhing in pain on the canvas! HORNET: Everybody knows about the beating that GUNS' knee has taken since Mike Randalls plunged that stake into it! It's a target for every one of his opponents, but remember, Tom Adler has a bad knee himself! SMITH: Adler staying right on GUNS, but GUNS hammers him with a right hand to the gut! Now he grabs the tights and throws him hard into the cage! Adler staggers back and GUNS GUNS clips Adler in that bad knee! Now it's GUNS who is going to work on Adler's bad knee! GUNS is relentlessly stomping away on that knee of Tom Adler, which has been bad for quite a few years! GUNS now pulls Adler into the center of the ring, and yes! GUNS has hooked the figure four leglock on the Universal champion! HORNET: It's going to be hard for him to keep the pressure on with the bad knee of his own, but he's sure to be doing damage to Adler's bad knee! SMITH: Tom Adler refusing to acknowledge the pain, but you can see the grimace on his face! This figure four leglock is taking its toll on that leg! Tom Adler trying to get to the ropes out of instinct, but it won't matter because there's no referee in the ring. HORNET: You're right. Adler is going to have to break this hold on his own, and he tries with a hard right hand to the head of GUNS! That stunned him a little bit and allowed Adler to get some momentum going! He's trying to reverse the hold! GUNS trying to fight it! SMITH: Adler has done it! He has reversed the figure four leglock and now it is GUNS who is feeling the pain of the figure four! But GUNS manages to get to the ropes and has so much upper body strength that he literally pulls himself out of the figure four! Adler now gets over to GUNS and rams him headfirst into that steel cage! He whips GUNS off the ropes and catches him with a hard clothesline! Now he rocks the EN champ with a hard right hand! He whips GUNS off the ropes once again and hooks him in the sleeper hold! HORNET: This is a great thinking move by Adler! If he can put GUNS to sleep, he'll be able to stroll right out the cage door for the win! SMITH: GUNS is starting to fade a little bit, but he backs up hard into the cage, in an effort to break the hold, but Adler held on! Now Adler shoves GUNS hard into the cage! GUNS staggers back and Adler hooks him in an abdominal stretch! No! Adler Plex! Adler quickly releases the hold and heads for the door! GUNS quickly recovers and tackles Adler from behind! Adler trying to crawl out the door! He's got his hands on the arena floor, but to win, both FEET have to touch the floor, and GUNS has a firm grasp on Adler's feet! TTL runs over and...oh my! He just slammed the cage door on Adler's head! GUNS pulls Adler back and now GUNS tries to dive through the door, but Adler has a hold of GUNS' foot! TTL grabs GUNS' arms and is trying to pull him out the door! Who is going to win this tug of war? HORNET: Yeah! Thomas Knight ran over and he nailed TTL with a hard right hand, allowing Adler to pull GUNS back into the ring and the ref closes the door! Now the official breaks up the two managers, and he's ejected them from ringside! SMITH: TTL and Thomas Knight have been ejected from ringside and neither one is happy about it! Meanwhile, Adler whips GUNS off the ropes and catches him with a leg whip to the knee! GUNS staggers to his feet and Adler clips him in the knee from behind! Now Tom Adler begins climbing the cage! He doesn't think GUNS will be able to climb quickly enough with that bad knee, but Adler's knee is in bad shape as well! GUNS is back to his feet and he follows Adler up the cage! HORNET: Adler throws his legs over the top of the cage! He's out! All he has to do is climb down and he'll win the match! Wait a minute! GUNS reached over the top of the cage and grabbed Adler by the hair! SMITH: GUNS has his foot on the very top of the cage as he pulls Adler back up by his hair! What incredible arm strength by GUNS! He's pulled Adler back up to the top of the cage! Oh my! GUNS just delivered a superplex from the top of the cage! I don't believe it! Both men hit the mat very hard, and neither man is moving! Both men are down in the center of the ring following that awesome maneuver! HORNET: GUNS belongs in a psycho ward! He's out of his mind trying a move like that! He could have killed himself, especially with a bad knee! He's not all there! There's something seriously wrong with that guy! SMITH: Neither man has moved a muscle following that dangerous superplex! The referee might have to call this one a draw! Wait a minute! GUNS sits up first and now he crawls toward the cage and begins to climb! HORNET: He's thinking that Adler can stop him from going through the door quicker than he can stop him from going over the cage! But it also takes a bit longer to climb over the cage, so I don't know if this is a good idea. SMITH: Adler is back to his feet, but there's no way he can catch GUNS! He's headed for the door! He might be able to beat him to the floor! GUNS sees it and comes off the top of the cage! Oh my! He just leveled Tom Adler with a flying shoulderblock from the top of the steel cage! What an amazing maneuver! HORNET: I can't believe some of the moves GUNS has done from the top of that cage! I have to tip my hat to him. He wants to win and he doesn't care about the consequences! SMITH: Now GUNS calls for the cage door to be opened! He's crawling toward the door! Tom Adler is not moving! I think he's out cold, but GUNS is moving awfully slowly! That move took a lot out of him as well! He's almost to the door! Tom Adler sits up and dives on GUNS' legs just as the EN champ was halfway through the door! Adler now pulls GUNS back into the ring and into the center of the ring! He's setting him up, and yes! Tom Adler has hooked the Master Lock on GUNS in the center of the ring! How much can that knee take? HORNET: Adler knows he can't win by submission, but he;s trying to weaken that knee enough so that GUNS can't stop him from leaving the cage, or at least make him pass out from the pain! Either way, Tom Adler has this match won if he can keep this hold on long enough! SMITH: I have to agree with you there, Hornet! Wait a minute! Submarine has just hit ringside and he blindsided the outside referee and rammed him headfirst into the cage! Submarine has the keys to the cage and he has opened the door! Here comes Battleship! The Armed Forces have locked themselves in the cage with Tom Adler! Submarine runs over and kicks Adler in the head to break the Master Lock! Adler responds with a hard right hand that rocks Submarine! Submarine had the keys inhis hand, but they went flying into the crowd! The cage door is locked for good now! HORNET: Look out from behind! Oh no! Battleship just hammered Adler from behind! He's holding him while Submarine kicks away at that bad knee! This can't happen! SMITH: Battleship whips Adler off the ropes, and does the same to Submarine! Oh my! Super Torpedo right on Adler's injured knee! That could have blown that knee out for good! GUNS is back up and he's heading for the side of the cage to begin his climb! He's going to steal this match! HORNET: Not if I have anything to say about it! SMITH: Oh my! Hornet has left the broadcast table and has climbed the cage from the outside and meets GUNS at the top! These two are going toe to toe fifteen feet above the ring! Meanwhile, Battleship and Submarine just delivered a Spike Battle Plex to Tom Adler! Battleship has climbed to the top of the cage and Submarine is on the top rope! They're going for a Super Atomic Bomb from the top of the cage! If they hit this, it will be the end of Tom Adler! Here it comes! No! Adler got out of the way! Battleship hit nothing but the mat! He's out cold! Meanwhile, GUNS has knocked Hornet down to the arena floor and is beginning his descent! Submarine comes off the top rope, but Adler catches him with a blow to the midsection! He shoves Submarine into the ropes and has tied him up between the top and middle ropes! Now Adler begins an unmolested climb out of the cage! GUNS is almost to the floor, but Hornet is back to his feet and he sets himself underneath GUNS! He has GUNS on his shoulders! GUNS can't get his feet to the floor! On the other side of the ring, Adler drops down! It's over! Tom Adler has won this match! Listen to this place erupt! Hornet places GUNS down and they brawl back to the locker room! As if this feud needed any more fuel on the fire! We'll be right back! SMITH: Well, Tom Adler has retained the AAWC Universal title and has taken the EN title away from GUNS! It will be interesting to see what CS Enterprises has to say about this victory and the state of the EN title! Will Adler keep it? Well, CS Enterprises might not be able to make ANY decisions after today's events! Let's go back to Flying Rodriguez at the abandoned warehouse! FLY: Simon, you would not believe what is going on here! Schmid has Teri Melton, Bill Buckley, and Sammy Benson tied up in the middle of the warehouse, and he has Chad Merritt and Stephen Thomas trapped in a giant vat of chocolate pudding! Let's take you inside this bizarre situation! SCHMID: So now I finally have the mighty CS Enterprises in my possession. You guys thought you were pretty slick double crossing me like that, but now who's got the last laugh? Boys, is the carbon freezing ready? I don't want my prizes damaged. I think these two would make excellent chocolate covered wall decorations. THUG: We've never used it to freeze humans before. They might not survive. SCHMID: That's fine with me. THOMAS: You're such a moron, Chad! Why did you put that stupid tuxedo match in the contract? Couldn't just leave him be, could you? You had to get the last laugh! MERRITT: I didn't see you complaining then! You're so fickle! Just because we're trapped in a vat of chocolate pudding and about to be frozen solid, you have to cop an attitude with me! SCHMID: Will you two shut up! There's nothing that can help you now! What the... (Suddenly, there is a loud crash by the windows. The four remaining Mighty Morphin Midgets, as well as Stan Parsons dressed as the Red midget, come flying into the warehouse.) PARSONS: Mighty Morphin Midgets...attack! FLY: I don't believe it! The Mighty Morphin Midgets have arrived on the scene and are attacking the two masked thugs! Meanwhile, Stan Parsons has released Merritt and Thomas from the vat of pudding! MERRITT: Thanks, Stan! Nice outfit! Steve, go help Stan untie Buckley and Teri and get ready to get out of here! I'll take care of Schmid! THOMAS: What about Benson? MERRITT: He got us into this mess. Leave him here! (Merritt runs after Schmid and the two stand face to face in the warehouse.) SCHMID: Merritt, you shouldn't have come back. Now the circle is complete! Now I am the master! (Pulls out a dark blue light saber.) MERRITT: Only the master of evil, Schmid! Midget! (The blue midget tosses Merritt a Tarheel blue light saber.) FLY: I don't believe what I'm seeing! I thought those things were just a figment of George Lucas' imagination! Schmid and Merritt are having a light saber fight in the warehouse! The Mighty Morphin Midgets have taken care of the two masked thugs, Stephen Thomas and Stan Parsons have untied Bill Buckley and Teri Melton and have left Sammy Benson behind and have made their way to the limo, waiting for Merritt! Merritt has taken control of the fight! SCHMID: If you strike me down, Chad, I'll only become more powerful than ever before! (Drops his lightsaber and Merritt strikes him with his lightsaber. The bathrobe that Schmid was wearing crumbles to the floor, but there is no body.) MERRITT: What the... Oh well, later Sammy, we're outta here! BENSON: Mr. Merritt, please don't leave me! (Watches as the limo drives away. All of a sudden, eerie laughter is heard and El Nino appears out of the shadows, holding his Fozzie doll.) No...please...I'm not a muppet. No! (Fade to black. Credits roll as we hear Sammy Benson's blood curdling screams of terror. The CSWA Disney Days promo follows. FADEOUT)