CSWA SUPERPRIMETIME in ATLANTA January 25, 1995 Featuring: Mark Windham vs. Bonecrusher; Mike Randalls vs. Tsunami for the EN World Title. -=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-= BILL BUCKLEY: Hello fans, RIGHT NOW we are in an EMPTY OMNI DOME in ATLANTA, GEORGIA! However, tomorrow we are bringing you some HOT CSWA ACTION! We've got THREE...COUNT 'EM THREE TITLE MATCHES!!!!! Including the long awaited, NO DQ, NO COUNTOUT, EN WORLD TITLE MATCH between two competitors who have been exchanging words for quite some time.....THE CHAMPION, 'DEVASTATING' MIKE RANDALLS and the CHALLENGER, TSUNAMI! Sammy, whaddya think! SAMMY BENSON: Could you have taken longer to acknowledge me! You are losing your touch Buckley! Anyhow, it's obvious that this is a GREAT MATCH! However, Randalls is hanging out with HORNET and WINDHAM lately.... BB: Only so he can get HORNET in a match alone! Make that TWO MATCHES! SB: True, which is why I think Randalls will win, he always has a PLAN....a bloody one, but it is a plan going into a match. If he does focus too much on HORNET or the upcoming SIX MAN, WHEEL OF DEATH MATCH at the SUPER BOWL BRAWL, then TSUNAMI can pull of the win! BB: In our main event...FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE...MARK WINDHAM....BONECRUSHER! No love lost there! SB: BONECRUSHER will clean house! It's his type of match, and I know someone who is in this building that WILL KEEP WINDHAM on his toes! BB: MICKEY BENEDICT?!?!?! SB: Nooooope! Much, much worse.... BB: WELL WHO IS IT?!?!?! SB: Get your own facts! It won't matter, BONECRUSHER will win, WINDHAM won't make it to the SUPER BOWL BRAWL, and then Randalls and HORNET will wish they never had THOSE BELTS and EGOS! It's too bad for Randalls though, he could probably beat HORNET! BB: I beg to differ....it would be a great, HARD FOUGHT MATCH! Anyhow, tomorrow night, AT THE OMNI! It's hot CSWA ACTION! Fans DON'T MISS OUT! (fade into channel U-62 logo, followed by CSWA logo crashing down and exploding.....screen goes black and then you see HORNET hitting a HORNET SPLASH on LOKI, and it goes thru screen of various matches, WINDHAM vs. HORNET, RANDALLS vs. RAIR, CS EXPRESS vs. TR EXPRESS, HORNET vs. BONECRUSHER, MUPPET MANIA vs. FULL FORCE and finally WINDHAM attacking MICKEY BENEDICT, fades into the OMNI where it pans the crowd, until reaching the announcing booth where Buckley and Benson are standing up) ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: Hello fans! WELCOME TO THE OMMMMMMNI IN ATLANTA, GEORRRRRRGIAAAA! Tonight it's CSWA CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING on channel U-62! HOME OF THE CSWA! With me as always....SAMMY BENSON! SAMMY BENSON: Thanks a bunch, BILL! Tonight is a big night in CSWA HISTORY! THE END OF THE WINDHAMS! And the start of a new brand of wrestling....HARDCORE WRESTLING! RANDALLS, TSUNAMI, EN WORLD TITLE! For once I'm excited about the CSWA! BB: Well Sammy....I would not count out the Windhams, Timmy, 1/2 of the UNIFIED TAG CHAMPS is in for a big match against FULL FORCE, but time and time again, MUPPET MANIA just runs wild! As for MARK....he isn't the LIVING LEGEND for nothing! SB: They'll be calling him a LEGEND after tonight....LIVING is the part I'm not too sure about! BB: Plus we've got a LOT of ULTRATITLE TOURNAMENT competitors tonight! In fact some facing each other! Who do you like Sammy? SB: Well they're are a couple of names to throw out....JACK 'SUMMER' SAMSON looks good....NARCISSUS and DON HO, the manager of the FIRST DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY has a solid, but I would not call them STABLE bunch of guys. BB: You heard it here first! However, due to the OJ SIMPSON TRIALS, U-62 was not able to show ONE MATCH tonight! SB: SEND HIM TO THE BIGHOUSE ALREADY! BB: Will you stop it....in a BIG 6 man tag team matchup, CHINESE INC. took on THREE of the PARSON BROTHERS... SB: Only the lord knows how many there really are. BB: SAMMY!!!!! Sheesh. Anyhow the end came, when ALL THREE Chinese Inc. members planted a TR DROPKICK on ED PARSONS! One pinfall later and they were victorious! When we come back......HEAT IN ACTION! SB: Is that why it is so warm tonight?????? BILL BUCKLEY: Welcome back fans! Let's go down to the ring for HEAT! SAMMY BENSON: Someone is about to get TOASTED TO A CRISP! ------------------------------------------------------------ HEAT vs. BRET KELLY (j.) Kelly came out with a good gameplan early. Stick and move. He hit a couple of DROPKICKS and a CLOTHESLINE to send Heat out of the ring, but Heat came back in and went to work. Heat hit a GUTWRENCH PILEDRIVER followed by the IRISH WHIP/HEAT SPLASH combo. Kelly laid limp, and Heat took him up top for his patented TOP ROPE POWERBOMB! Heat laid one finger on the prone Kelly for the win. *WINNER*: HEAT by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ MIKE ROITER vs. JOHN FERRIS (j.) Scary match folks....as we all know Roiter has gone a little crazy in the past few months here in the CSWA. Ferris was in for a LONG, PAINFUL night. Roiter ran to the ring and hit a quick boot to the midsection followed by a LIGHTNING QUICK DDT! Roiter tossed Ferris out of the ring, and followed him out. Roiter then began to continously RAM FERRIS'S HEAD along the outside the ring! He hit the RING POST, RING APRON and STEEL BARRICADE numerous times! Roiter rolled the DAZED and BLOODY Ferris in the ring, and nailed TWO PILEDRIVERS and got the pinfall! *WINNER*: MIKE ROITER by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ HIROKU YAKAZUMA vs. THE GAMBLER (j.) The Gambler had his deck of cards with him tonight, but not even the JOKER would have been able to help him. Yakazuma dominated the WHOLE TWO MINUTE MATCH. Yakazuma hit a SPINNING HEEL KICK, followed by a picture perfect MOONSAULT for the pin. *WINNER*: HIROKU YAKAZUMA by pinfall ------------------------------------------------------------ PEYTON WRIGHT vs. MASKED MANIAC #1 (j.) The masked man got thrashed in this match! Wright came out and went to buisness RIGHT AWAY. Wright hit a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX in the early going, and continued the onslaught with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Wright put the Maniac away with a DOUBLE ARM DDT! *WINNER*: PEYTON WRIGHT by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ JACK 'SUMMER' SAMSON vs. IRON EAGLE In the first of non-jobber matches, Eagle came out flying. He hit a DROPKICK and a LARIAT in the early going, but Samson caught him with a POWERSLAM to ground him. Samson continued the high impact power moves with a BACKBREAKER and a GORILLA PRESS SLAM! Samson went for the SUMMER SLAM, but Eagle hooked in a CRUCIFIX CRADLE, but Jack was able to kick out at the TWO COUNT! Samson was incensed...and it cost him. He charged Eagle who in return hit a SUPERKICK square on the jaw! Eagle then went up top and hit a TOP ROPE DROPKICK! Samson was in trouble, and Eagle went for a FLYING BODYPRESS, but Samson CAUGHT HIM! Samson hit a FALLAWAY SLAM and Eagle was hurt. Samson then hit the SUMMER SLAM, and got the pin. *WINNER*: JACK 'SUMMER' SAMSON by pinfall ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: Impressive showing by JACK 'SUMMER' SAMSON! He took all of IRON EAGLE's PUNISHMENT and still got the victory! BILL BUCKLEY: In the next match we have TWO ULTRATITLE competitors! This should be a factor in determining their SEEDINGS.. SAMMY BENSON: Duh. I like both of these men, but I think BATTLESHIP will just be TOOOOOO big for the DR. SILVER ------------------------------------------------------------ BATTLESHIP vs. DR. SILVER Silver came out early going for the RIGHT leg of BATTLESHIP. He was able to get a single leg takedown, and work over that leg with a SPINNING TOE HOLD! Battleship soon broke free, and caught Silver in a POWERSLAM! Battleship is one powerful man, and he showed it tonight. He hit a POWERBOMB and a TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER! However, Silver has great stamina and endurance. Battleship only got a TWO count out of that combo. Battleship then hit a PRESS SLAM and went for a SPLASH, but Silver was able to bring up his KNEES! Battleship bent over in pain, and Silver took advantage with a RUNNING BULLDOG! Silver then went up top, and came crashing down on Battleship with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! However, Silver went for a SUPLEX, and Battleship blocked it, and hit a VERTICAL SUPLEX of his own! Battleship hit a LEGDROP afterwards, but THE BELL RANG signaling a TIME LIMIT DRAW! *WINNER*: NONE, 10 MINUTE TIME LIMIT DRAW ------------------------------------------------------------ ELIMINATOR vs. PLATOON These two faced one other time in the CSWA, with Platoon getting the win. Platoon came out early with a DDT followed by a BACKBREAKER! It was evident that Eliminator was not the same without ALICIA in his corner, she being in a HOSPITAL after a NEAR FATAL car crash! Platoon continued the attack with a HEADBUTT followed by a FLYING ELBOW DROP! Platoon went up top and nailed a TOP ROPE SPLASH! Platoon went for the pin, but Eliminator kicked out. Platoon continued to work away with several KNEEDROPS and several ELBOW DROPS! It just seemed that Eliminator was lifeless without ALICIA! Platoon hit a BULLDOG, followed by a SLEEPER HOLD! Eliminator was able to counter with a JAWBREKAER to break the hold. Eliminator went for a PILEDRIVER, but Platoon countered with a BACK BODY DROP! At this time in the match, Eliminator hadn't hit ONE offensive move! Platoon hit a BRAINBUSTER, and went for a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK, but Eliminator wrapped up Platoon in a SMALL PACKAGE and got the pinfall! Platoon was furious, but Eliminator did in fact, escape with victory. *WINNER*: ELIMINATOR by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ KEVIN 'STORM' GALLO vs. 'SUPERSTUD' DAVE SMOLOWITZ Smolowitz came out firing with RIGHTS and LEFTS. Gallo was staggering and Smolowitz hit a CLOTHESLINE sending Gallo out of the ring. Smolowitz continued the attack on the outside with several BODY SLAMS on the cement. Gallo rolled in the ring with SMOLOWITZ close behind. Smolowitz hit a BULLDOG, and went up top! He went for a TOP ROPE KNEEDROP, but GALLO MOVED! Smolowitz was in INTENSE PAIN! Gallo worked a SPINNING TOE HOLD for several minutes! Smolowitz was in serious trouble, when Gallo hooked in the THUNDER DEATHLOCK!!!! Smolowitz tried to break free, but decided to call it quits, and save his legs for the ULTRATITLE tournament! *WINNER*: KEVIN GALLO by SUBMISSION ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: We are back....and it's time for the NARCISSUS and MAD DOG to square off! SAMMY BENSON: That rottweiler is about to get sent to the pound by NARCISSUS! ------------------------------------------------------------ NARCISSUS vs. MAD DOG MENDEHLSSON A great match folks! MD came out strong with several DROPKICKS and a LARIAT! However, Narcissus came right back with a FLYING FOREARM that sent MD flying out of the ring! Narcissus followed him out and went for a RUNNING SHOULDERBLOCK, but MD moved, and countered with a POWERSLAM! ON THE CEMENT! Narcissus was rolled in the ring by MD, and was obviously in extreme pain. MD continued to work on the lower back with a SPINEBUSTER and several KNEE DROPS to the back area. MD then sent Narcissus with an IRISH WHIP off the ropes and on the way back hooked in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH! Narcissus able to counter with a HIP TOSS, but missed an ELBOW DROP and MD took advantage with a BOSTON CRAB! Narcissus fought the hold, and finally crawled and scraped his way to the ropes! MD broke the hold and went for a SUPLEX, but Narcissus blocked it and lifted MD up for a SUPLEX! Unfortunately, his damaged back gave out, and MD landed on top, but only got a TWO COUNT! MD went for a CROSS BODY BLOCK, but Narcissus ducked and MD CLOTHESLINED HIMSELF ON THE ROPES! Narcissus hit a LEGDROP! And hooked in a VICTORY ROLL FOR THE PINFALL!!!! *WINNER*: NARCISSUS by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ PYROMANIA vs. MASKED ASSASINS Smoke and Flame went against Scope and Bullet and it was a DOOZY! Bullet and Flame started out, and it was ALL BULLET! He nailed RAPID FIRE DROPKICKS, and with a SPINNING HEEL KICK, Flame was sent out of the ring! BULLET then flied out of the ring with a BODYPRESS! The fans were loving it! Bullet then went for a DROPKICK, but SMOKE hit him from behind knocking him OFF COURSE and onto the CEMENT! Flame then lifted him up for a BIG POWERSLAM on the cement and NAILED IT! Flame rolled Bullet in the ring, and made the tag to Smoke who flew off the TOP ROPE WITH A DOUBLE AXEHANDLE to the forehead! Smoke then delivered a LEGDROP, but only managed a TWO COUNT in a pin attempt! Smoke tagged back in Flame and they hit a DOUBLE SUPLEX followed by a DOUBLE FISTDROP, but only managed a TWO out of THREE for the pin. Flame then sent Bullet off the ropes, and went for a BACK BODY DROP, but Bullet put on the brakes and hit a DDT! Bullet somersaulted to his corner and tagged in SCOPE, WHO HADN'T BEEN IN THE RING YET! Scope came in on FIRE against the PYROMANIACS! He hit Flame with a DROPKICK, and Smoke also, when he entered the ring! He proceeded to give them a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER, SENDING SMOKE OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Bullet came in, and the ASSASSINS began their double teaming with a DOUBLE BOOT to the midsection followed by a DOUBLE DDT! They went for a DOUBLE SUPLEX, but Smoke pulled Scope's leg AND PULLED HIM OUT OF THE RING, causing FLAME TO LAND ON TOP OF BULLET! Flame hooked the legs AND TIGHTS and got the THREE COUNT! *WINNERS*: PYROMANIA by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: When we return, ALL OF OUR LIVE MATCHES including the USN TITLE DEFENSE when KEVIN DUNLAP challenges JOEY MELTON for the title! Melton will be with MISS HOOTERS! BILL BUCKLEY: We have got ONE MORE match before all the TITLE DEFENSES! It should be a good one. Let's go down to RHUBARB for the introductions! ------------------------------------------------------------ RHUBARB JONES: This next match is scheduled for ONE fall, 30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT! First making his way to the ring (Sounds of guns firing, bombs exploding go off) MANAGED BY TTL! A SUPERSTAR in many leagues...HERE IS GUUUUNNSSSS! His opponent, a champion in the GFWA! He is managed by DON HO! Here is...ESKIMOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: And we are all set for our first matchup! BELL: Ding, Ding, Ding! SAMMY BENSON: And EJ runs out and attacks GUNS right away! This guy is BRUTAL! BB: He's nailing FOREARM shots, now with an IRISH WHIP, NO! GUNS REVERSES IT! Guns with a BACK BODY DROP!!! Guns off the ropes and hits a CLOTHESLINE! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! Guns off the ropes and he hits a THIRD CLOTHESLINE which sends Joe OUT OF THE RING! SB: And Joe is not happy....he is shaking the barricade while Don Ho is trying to control him. Joe back in the ring, and RAKES THE EYES! GOOD MOVE! BB: Ugh. EJ with a Body slam followed by an ELBOW DROP! EJ goes for a SPLASH......WHAM! NAILED IT! Goes for the cover, 1-----2-----NO! Guns kicks out! EJ with a slam, followed by a KNEEDROP! EJ with an Irish Whip....BIG POWERSLAM!!!!! Guns in trouble early. EJ picks up Guns and SLAMS HIM DOWN! EJ is heading up to the TOP ROPE! I'm not familiar with him, but I would think this would be UNCHARACTERISTIC of such a man of his size. SB: Guns gets up, BUT IS MET WITH A TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! HOLY S**T!!!! WHAT A MOVE! BB: Will you watch your language, KIDS COULD BE WATCHING! SB: WHO NEEDS 'EM?!?!! BB: EJ is going up top AGAIN!!!!! He goes for A TOP ROPE SPLASH......NOBODY HOME! Guns rolled out of the way! EJ up slowly, as well as Guns, EJ charges in, but is met WITH A DROPKICK! ANOTHER DROPKICK! EJ staggers back, and Guns follows in and sends him off the ropes...BACK BODY DROP!!!! SB: He got WAAAAAY up there! He almost hit the lights! BB: Guns in control now....Guns with a NECKBREAKER! Guns with an Irish Whip....SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!! Guns picks up EJ, lifts him OVER HIS HEAD......GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!!!! Wait a MINUTE! DON HO GETS UP ON THE APRON! He is yelling at the REF! SB: Eskimo Joe is digging in his tights and PULLS OUT A CHAIN! BB: Guns doesn't SEE IT! Both men walking towards each other......ESKIMO JOE TAKES A WILD SWING, BUT MISSES! Guns with a KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Guns off the ropes.....Eskimo Joe goes for a BACK BODY DROP, but GUNS WITH A SUNSET FLIP! The REF TURNS AROUND! ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: Wow...Sammy you were right...he did have the tights. SAMMY BENSON: I was right??? OF COURSE I WAS RIGHT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! BB: Let's go down to RHUBARB! ------------------------------------------------------------ RHUBARB JONES: This next match is for the CSWA UNITED STATES/NATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! First making his way to the ring, the challenger, a CSWA superstar and GREENSBORO CHAMPION! KEVIN DUUUUUUNLAP!!!!! His opponent a former 2-TIME ULTRALITE CHAMPION, accompanied by MISS HOOTERS (oooohs and ahhhhs in the crowd, you can hear Sammy groaning) he is the CSWA UNITED STATES/NATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAAAAMPION....this is JOOOOOOOEY MEEEEEELTON!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ SB: Wow...I'm going to love this.... BB: The match?!?!! SB: No, Miss HOOTERS! YEAH BABY! OOOOOOHHH, WHAT A TIGHT DRESS! BB: Yeah, you're ri....STOP IT SAMMY! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! SB: I think I will....if you know what I mean.... BB: That's it! That's it! THIS IS FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT, NOT THE JOCELYN ELDERS SHOW! Anyway, in the meantime, Dunlap has taken control early with several JAPANESE ARMDRAGS! Dunlap hooks in an ARMBAR, but Melton ARMDRAGS him over, but DUNLAP HANGS ON, TAKING MELTON with him! AND STILL HAS THE ARMBAR locked in! Both men up, Melton rakes THE EYES, and Dunlap breaks the hold and staggers back. Melton follows in with a THUNDEROUS CHOP! You could hear that IN THE RAFTERS! ANOTHER CHOP! Yeeeeeowch! That stings by just hearing it! Dunlap is dazed, and Melton with an Irish Whip and he catches Dunlap with a BIG CLOTHESLINE! And Miss Hooters is jumping up and down, cheering her man on! SB: Keep on jumping...Keep on jumping.... (head bobbing up and down) BB: If you ever get out of here alive...Melton with another Irish Whip and catches Dunlap on the way back with a SPINEBUSTER! BOY, HE PLANTED HIM! Melton grabs Dunlap's leg, and DRIVES AN ELBOW DROP INTO IT! AGAIN! Uh-oh, he's setting him up for his patented FIGURE FOUR! SB: No one gets out alive in that move! BB: Melton keeps driving ELBOW DROPS into the leg area! Melton starts grinding away at the leg with a SPINNING TOE HOLD!!!!! Dunlap in exreme pain! WOW! Melton is continually spinning and GRINDING on that LEG! Dunlap manages TO WRAP MELTON IN A SMALL PACKAGE! ONE----TWO--- SB: NO! Melton gets out, and Miss Hooters starts jumping for joy! Thank god for her... BILL BUCKLEY: AND FALLS FLAT ON HIS FACE! The crowd is loving it! SAMMY BENSON: But Miss Hooters isn't, look at that concerned look on HER FACE! BB: Looks more like a blank stare to me! Dunlap with a SUPLEX! However, the leg gave way a little, causing less damage. Dunlap with an IRISH WHIP.....BIG BACK BODY DROP! Melton is holding his back in pain, and Dunlap is PUMPING HIS FISTS TO THE CROWD! Dunlap with an ATOMIC DROP, and the momentum causes MELTON TO FLY INTO THE REF! WOW! WHAT A COLLISION! The ref is out of it! Melton misses a WILD RIGHT HAND, and Dunlap CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! Dunlap turns Melton around....BACK SUPLEX! Dunlap picks Melton up....DDT!!!!! Melton is flat on his face in the MIDDLE OF THE RING! Dunlap decides to go up to the TOP ROPE! HE HITS AN ALABAMA JAM on the BACK OF MELTON'S HEAD! He gives the signal FOR ONE MORE TIME! Dunlap goes up top! SB: TAKE CHARGE BABY! BB: What's this, MISS HOOTERS ENTERS THE RING, and stands between DUNLAP AND MELTON! Dunlap won't jump THRU HER! She is pleading with DUNLAP! Dunlap is confused! WHAT THE FU-....HOOTERS RAN UP TO DUNLAP AND DROPKICKED HIM! HE JUST FELL OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! SB: YYYYYYESSSSSSS! HUBBA HUBBA! BB: Dunlap is seriously hurt! HOOTERS JUMPS TO THE TOP ROPE! AND NAILS A SPLASH ON DUNLAP OUT OF THE RING! INCREDIBLE! Where did MELTON FIND HER?!?!?! The ref is getting up GROGGILY! Hooters rolls the UNCONSCIOUS DUNLAP IN THE RING! Melton is dazed and sees the 'gone' Dunlap and covers, ONE-----TWO---- SB: THREE! YES! YES! MELTON AND HOOTERS DID IT! BB: THIS IS A TRAVESTY! Miss Hooters just caused KEVIN DUNLAP the USN TITLE! I don't believe this! ------------------------------------------------------------ (ref raises Melton's arm) RHUBARB: The winner, and still UNITED STATES/NATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOON, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEY MEEEEEEEEELTON!!!!!!! *WINNER*: JOEY MELTON by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: When we return.....FULL FORCE challenges MUPPET MANIA for the UNIFIED WORLD TAG TITLES! SAMMY BENSON: I'm spent....that Miss Hooters is really something. RHUBARB JONES: THIS NEXT MATCH is for the UNIFIED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! (crowd gives a cheer) First the challengers!!!!! both are from SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, here is 'COCKY' CRAIG MILES, 'TIGGERMAN' JW COLLINS.....FUUUUUUULLLLL FOOOOOOORRRRRRCE!! (crowd gives out thunderous boos), and THEIR OPPONENTS.... , THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD....TIMMY WINDHAM, MEX--- ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: LOOK OUT! MUPPET MANIA just came down on BUNGEE CORDS FROM THE RAFTERS, and swung into BOTH MEMBERS OF FULL FORCE!!!!!! RHUBARB DOVE OUT OF THE RING! SAMMY BENSON: Windham grabs Miles and gives him a HEADBUTT followed by a DDT! Collins grabs one of the CORDS AND SMACKS EL NINO WITH IT! Nino falls out of the ring and Collins follows him out. BB: Windham with an IRISH WHIP, misses a Clothesline, but MILES HITS A LARIAT ON THE WAY BACK! Miles picks up Windham.....COCKY LINE! HE HIT IT! SB: The fans are looking towards the entrance way...WHO IS THAT! BB: IT'S PESTILLENCE AND BEIJING DRAGON! OF THE SUICIDE SQUAD! They NAIL COLLINS with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DOUBLE DDT on the CEMENT! They storm the ring, and toss WINDHAM OUT! Miles gets nailed BY BOTH WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BD grabs one of the BUNGEE CORDS and is beating MILES WITH IT! PESTILLENCE is stomping away! SB: HERE COMES COLLINS with a CHAIR!!!!!! Pestillence and BD get out of there, before they get hit...BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE....as MILES is hurt! BB: We've got to take a break....UP NEXT THE EN WORLD TITLE MATCH!!!!!! *WINNERS*: FULL FORCE by DQ ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: Well fans....CRAIG MILES is OK! But this is not the last we've heard of those TWO TEAMS! In fact this next match is CLOSELY RELATED! ------------------------------------------------------------ RHUBARB JONES: This next match is scheduled FOR ONE FALL, with a 60 MINUTE TIME LIMIT! It is a NO DISQUALIFICATION, NO COUNTOUT MATCHUP! It is also for the ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! First the challenger, accompanied to the ring by JOHNNY V! He is from JAPAN! Part of the HARDCORE ALLIANCE, this is TSUUUUUNAAAAMIIIII! AND HIIIIIIIS OPPONENT!!!! Hailing from RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA! He weighs in at 264 lbs! He is the current ENTERPRISE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, this is 'DDDDDDEVASTATING' MIIIIIIIIIKE RAAAAAAAANDALLSSSSSSS!! ------------------------------------------------------------ SAMMY BENSON: MY GOD! LOOK AT HIS EYES! WHAT A FREAK! BILL BUCKLEY: I had to interview him with those eyes...you got to wonder about him! BELL: DING, DING, DING!!!!!!! BB: And we are UNDERWAY! Randalls and Tsunami circle each other, and a collar and elbow lock up, and RANDALLS JUST SHOVES TSUNAMI INTO THE CORNER! AND HE LETS OUT A BIG HOWL! Tsunami shakes it off, and they lock up again, but this time TSUNAMI SHOVES RANDALLS INTO THE CORNER and follows in with a CLOTHESLINE! Tsunami WITH A BIG CHOP! SB: That had to be heard in the rafters! Irish Whip by Tsunami, and he catches Randalls WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK! ONE-----TWO----NO! Both men up, and Tsunami with a JAPANESE ARMDRAG! BB: Randalls charges, but is caught in another JAPANESE ARMDRAG! Randalls up....TSUNAMI DROPKICK! ANOTHER DROPKICK! ONE MORE DROPKICK sends Randalls up and OVER THE TOP ROPE to the OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Tsunami runs off the ropes, and FLIES THRU THE SECOND ROPE ONTO RANDALLS! WHAT A MOVE! He grabs Randalls and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE APRON! He takes Randalls' head and rams it AGAINST THE STEEL BARRICADE!!!! Randalls climbs in the ring, and he is dazed. Tsunami follows suit, and grabs Randalls and gives him a THUNDEROUS CHOP! Tsunami with an Irish Whip, and catches Randalls with a SAVAT KICK on the way back! Tsunami climbs up to the top rope, Randalls gets up and is met WITH A DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE! Tsunami covers, ONE----TWO---NO! Randalls kicks out! SB: For a man, that thrives on pain, he is not looking too sharp! BB: Tsunami with a NECKBREAKER! He bounces off the ropes and delivers a LEGDROP! Tsunami TOSSES RANDALLS OUT OF THE RING! You have to wonder what will happen now! Tsunami DRAPES RANDALLS on the STEEL BARRICADE, and nails A STINGER SPLASH!!!!!!! OHMYGOD!!!!!!! Randalls JUST SAMMY BENSON: from all the punishment he received at the hands of Tsunami! Randalls grabs Tsunami and RAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE! NO! TSUNAMI BLOCKED IT! BILL BUCKLEY: AND TSUNAMI RAMS RANDALLS' HEAD INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE! AGAIN! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!!!!! Randalls IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! He has a huge GASH ON HIS HEAD! Tsunami rolls him in the ring, and nails a BACKBREAKER! He climbs up top...AND HITS A MOONSAULT! He goes for the pin, ONE------TWO----THR--NO! SB: Randalls KICKS OUT! He sure has ENDURANCE! Tsunami sends Randalls off the ropes, GOES FOR A SAVAT KICK..NO! BB: OH MY GOD! Randalls ducked his head, AND HE LANDED RIGHT IN TSUNAMI'S GROIN AREA! YEEOWCH!!! He'll be singing SOPRANO TONIGHT! SB: Sign him up for the CHUCH CHOIR! BB: Randalls grabs Tsunami and DELIVERS AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! An insult TO THE INJURY! Randalls picks up Tsunami in a BACK SUPLEX, but drops him on the ROPES, AND TSUNAMI LANDED ON HIS GROIN AGAIN! Randalls is A DIRTY PLAYER! SB: Could be why he's the champion, but look at all that BLOOD! BB: Indeed, his eyes match his FACE! However, he has taken control of the match. Randalls picks up Tsunami, and delivers a VERTICAL SUPLEX! Randalls with a KNEE DROP! Randalls with an Irish Whip, and he catches Tsunami in a TILT-A-WHIRL-BACKBREAKER!!!!! NICE MOVE! He covers for the pin, ONE-----TWO-----NO! Tsunami kicks out! Randalls with a NECKBREAKER! Randalls picks up Tsunami, and delivers an IRISH WHIP, and catches Tsunami with a BOOT to the midsection, followed by a DDT!!!!! Randalls covers again! ONE----TWO----THR--NO! Tsunami with a shoulder up! Randalls with a PILEDRIVER! Randalls tries to hook in a BOSTON CRAB......HE GETS IT!!!!! Tsunami must be saying every cuss word in JAPANESE RIGHT NOW! SB: If he says 'I QUIT' IN JAPANESE HOW WILL THE REF KNOW?!?! BB: Valid point, but it does not matter as Tsunami reaches the ropes! However, Randalls quickly cinches in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH!!!! He's going to work on that BACK AREA! Tsunami is fighting the hold, but YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ON HIS FACE! Tsunami with a HIP TOSS to break the hold! Tsunami runs off the ropes, but RANDALLS CATCHES HIM IN A STUN GUN SUPLEX!!!!!!! THAT'S THE SETUP! HERE COMES THE DEVASTATOR! He goes for it....can he get him turned over....YEEEEESSSSS! Randalls has his version of the Scorpion Deathlock, THE DEVASTATOR locked in the MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!!! WAIT UP! SB: JOHNNY V IS ON THE APRON! He's yelling something AT RANDALLS! BB: WHOA! RANDALLS BROKE THE HOLD, and charges at JOHNNY V and hits a CLOTHESLINE! JOHNNY V flies off the apron and HITS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE STEEL BARRICADE! BUT TSUNAMI GETS UP AND DROPKICKS Randalls FROM BEHIND!!! BILL BUCKLEY: LAID HIM ACROSS THE TIMEKEEPER'S TABLE! He now jumps on the APRON! He runs across the APRON and goes for a SPLASH......BUT RANDALLS GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!!!! Tsunami falls off Randalls ONTO THE CEMENT! Randalls rolls off the table onto the cement. Both men up slowly, TSUNAMI CHARGES RANDALLS, but RANDALLS CATCHES HIM WITH A STUN GUN ON THE STEEL BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!! SAMMY BENSON: Tsunami can't breathe! He damaged his throat! Oh. He's better now, but HE TURNED SHADES OF BLUE, I'VE NEVER SEEN ON A MAN! BB: Randalls picks up Tsunami and RAMS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Randalls now grabs a WOODEN CHAIR and BREAKS A LEG OFF OF IT! It is SHARP! AND HE DRIVES THE SHARP END INTO TSUNAMI'S HEAD!!!!! SB: Ohhhh...this is getting sick! BB: There is BLOOD EVERYWHERE AS RANDALLS KEEPS ON DRIVING THAT SHARP WOODEN LEG of the CHAIR into TSUNAMI'S HEAD! Keep in mind that this match IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION, NO COUNTOUT MATCH! Basically........ANYTHING GOES! Randalls is REPEATEDLY ramming TSUNAMI'S HEAD into THE STEEL BARRICADE! Look at both of these men! BOTH FACES COVERED IN BLOOD! BOTH BODIES COVERED IN EACH OTHER'S BLOOD! Tsunami is trying to walk back to the DRESSING ROOM AREA, but Randalls grabs him by the TIGHTS and lands an ATOMIC DROP! Tsunami FLIES OVER THE STEEL BARRICADE into the CROWD! SB: This is what BOTH MEN WANTED! HARCORE WRESTLING! Tsunami grabs A FAN'S CHAIR and RAMS IT INTO RANDALLS' RIBCAGE, AND THEN OVER HIS HEAD! HOLY MOLY! BB: Randalls is getting BEATEN BY TSUNAMI WITH THAT CHAIR! BB: Tsunami goes for a PILEDRIVER, but RANDALLS counters with a BACK BODY DROP, AND TSUNAMI LANDS ON THE STEEL BARRICADE!!!!!!!!! Randalls steps over the barricade, and is following Tsunami down the WALKWAY to the DRESSING ROOMS! Tsunami grabs some CAMERA EQUIPMENT AND NAILS RANDALLS OVER THE HEAD! SB: We won't be getting action from that angle....TSUNAMI RAMS RANDALLS' HEAD THRU THE LENS!!!!! GLASS SHATTERED EVERYWHERE!!!!!! BB: Randalls grabbed a PIECE OF GLASS, and just SLICED TSUNAMI ACROSS THE CHEST WITH IT!!!!!!! THIS IS REVOLTING! Fans if YOU ARE WATCHING THIS, all these BLURRY SPOTS ON THE TV ARE CENSORSHIP SPOTS! TOO MUCH CARNAGE! SB: Randalls is hitting TSUNAMI in the head WITH THAT PIECE OF GLASS, AND IS TEARING UP HIS OWN HAND IN THE PROCESS!!!! BB: Tsunami swings a WILD RIGHT HAND, but Randalls ducks and COUNTERS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX on the CEMENT! Randalls picks up Tsunami on his shoulders, and is dragging him to RINGSIDE! LOOK OUT! JOHNNY V HIT HIM FROM BEHIND! SB: IT DIDN'T DO MUCH! Randalls drops Tsunami and grabs JOHNNY V!!!!! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! AND RANDALLS PILEDRIVES JOHNNY V ON THE CEMENT! BILL BUCKLEY: THREE!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!! The referee says RANDALLS GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!! SAMMY BENSON: Tsunami cannot believe it, and is arguing with the ref! RANDALLS WITH A ROLL UP FROM BEHIND! ONE-----TWO-----THREE! NO! NO! Tsunami KICKED OUT! BB: Now Randalls argues, but Tsunami drives a KNEE INTO HIS BACK! Tsunami WITH A DDT! He covers, 1-----2----NO! RANDALLS GETS A SHOULDER UP! Tsunami with a SLAM! He heads up top.....ALABAMA JAM!!!!! HE COVERS, ONE----TWO---THR--NO! SO CLOSE!!!! Tsunami can taste that title he is so close! SB: Both men are COVERED IN BLOOD! LITERALLY! NOT ONE SPOT ON THEIR BODY DOES NOT HAVE BLOOD ON IT! BB: Tsunami with a BACKBREAKER!!!! He goes up top again! Here it comes......MOONSAULT!!!!!!! THAT'S GOT TO BE IT! Tsunami with the cover! ONE-----TWO----THREE! NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! RANDALLS KICKED OUT! Tsunami with an IRISH WHIP, and Randalls ducks under a CLOTHESLINE, but on the way back..... SB: AND THEY CLOTHESLINE EACH OTHER!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT!!!!!! BB: JOHNNY V IS UP AND AROUND AGAIN! He's screaming at TSUNAMI to get up!!!!! He is running over to RANDALLS' CORNER! HE'S GRABBED THE EN WORLD TITLE BELT!!!!! AND HE THROWS IT ONTO TSUNAMI!!!!! TSUNAMI GETS UP! The belt fall off him......RANDALLS GETS UP.....Tsunami is BENDING OVER TO GET THE BELT!!!! SB: LLLOOOOOOOOK OUT!!!!!!! BB: RANDALLS COMES OVER, and puts Tsunami in a FRONT FACELOCK.......HE DDT'S TSUNAMI ON THE BELT!!!!!!! HE JUST DDT'D TSUNAMI ON THE BELT!!!!!! SB: He goes for the cover.......ONE BB: TWO--------THREE!!!!!!!!!!!! 'DEVASTATING' MIKE RANDALLS DOES IT!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO DOWN TO RHUBARB for the OFFICIAL WORD! ------------------------------------------------------------ RHUBARB JONES: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, and still the ENTERPRISE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLLLLLD!!! 'DDDDDDDDDDDEVASTAAAAATIIIIIING' MIIIIIIIIKE RAAAAANDAAALS!! ------------------------------------------------------------ *WINNER*: MIKE RANDALLS by PINFALL ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: FOLKS! We've got to take a time out, and let the crew clean up this mess!!! But when we come back! IT'S WINDHAM! IT'S BONECRUSHER! MAIN EVENT! FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! Windham/Bonecrusher, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH, joined in progress: 31:13 ------------------------------------------------------------ BILL BUCKLEY: FANS, what a MAIN EVENT this has been! Not as much blood as Randalls/Tsunami, but Windham is busted open! Bonecrusher in control inside the RING. BIG POWERSLAM!!!!!! Bonecrusher with an IRISH WHIP, but Windham slides out OF THE RING! SAMMY BENSON: WHAT IS HE DOING?!?!!? Bonecrusher climbs out of the ring, BUT WINDHAM HITS HIM WITH A CHAIR!!!! BB: Windham picks up the big guy....BACKBREAKER!!!! Windham with a LEGDROP! Windham just grabbed an OVERWEIGHT FAN!!! HE HAS TO BE 350 POUNDS!!! He lifts him UP AND SLAMS HIM ON BONECRUSHER!!!!! SB: Security gets the slob out of there! Windham has THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN! OUTSIDE THE RING! NO BREAKS, NO WAY OUT!!!!! BB: Bonecrusher in BIIIIIIG TROUBLE! HE WILL NOT GIVE UP! Windham RELEASES THE HOLD! He rolls Bonecrusher in the ring. Windham on the TOP ROPE.......ALABAMA JAM! ONE----TWO----THR--NO! Bonecrusher with a BIG KICKOUT! Windham flew across the ring! Windham with a ELBOW DROP! Windham picks up Bonecrusher......GERMAN SUPLEX! He goes for the pin, 1-----2-----NO! Windham with an IRISH WHIP, and he runs off of the ropes on the other side, Windham attempts a CROSS BODY BLOCK, but BONECRUSHER CATCHES HIM! Bonecrusher is going towards the ropes, AND SLAMS WINDHAM OUT OF THE RING! OH MY GOD! SB: Now THAT IS POWER, BUCKLEY! BB: Bonecrusher goes out of the ring, and picks up Windham and nails a PILEDRIVER! ON THE CEMENT NO LESS! He covers, ONE----TWO-----NO! Bonecrusher with a POWERSLAM!!!! They are heading towards the aisleway! Bonecrusher hooks in a BEAR HUG!!!!! Windham in extreme pain! Windham WITH AN EYE RAKE TO BREAK THE HOLD! Bonecrusher grabs Windham and delivers a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! He covers, ONE---TWO--NO! Bonecrusher with a BACKBREAKER! Bonecrusher goes for THE HUMAN TORTURE RACK, but Windham slides all the way over, and LANDS ON HIS LEGS! He gives Bonecrusher a BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION, followed by A PERFECT DDT!!!! SB: Windham with a great move! WINDHAM HOOKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! WHOA! WHO IS THAT! BB: A MASKED MAN IS WALKING DOWN! He picks up a CHAIR! WINDHAM DOES NOT SEE HIM! THE FANS ARE SCREAMING! SB: CRACK! HE NAILED HIM! WINDHAM SLUMPS TO THE CEMENT! BB: BONECRUSHER with the cover, ONE-----TWO----THREE!!!!!! HE DID IT! HE BEAT WINDHAM! Sammy, I'm getting an interview WITH THAT MASKED MAN! Who is he???? *WINNER*: BONECRUSHER by PINFALL BB: EXCUSE ME! WHO ARE YOU! WHY DID YOU ATTACK MARK WINDHAM! (masked man turns around and grabs the mic>