CSWA PRIMETIME in San Diego December 19, 1994 Featuring: Timmy Windham vs. Mike Randalls for the EN World Championship! As well as....Hornet being HANGED! The following is a special presentation of the U-62 Television Network and the CSWA. Rhubarb: Hello wrestling fans!!! We are here in beautiful San Diego, California, live from SEA WORLD. This is CSWA PRIMETIME!!!!! BB: Thanks, Rhubarb. That's right, the CSWA returns from its winter break with this card from San Diego. We want to thank all the people of SEA WORLD for letting us tape the card here! In action tonight: Tsunami, Matthew Waller, Rodney Lawrence, Beijing Dragon, Maximum Pain, and more!!!! We've got the CS Express in the ring, as well as TR Express vs. Full Force!!!!! The Greensboro Title is on the line. EN Champ Mike Randalls might actually get into the ring against a challenger, Timmy Windham. And the MAIN EVENT: The Unified Title is on the line when Hornet defends against Bonecrusher! And we're even in the Christmas spirit here! There's a man dressed up as Santa Claus passing out candy and entertaining the kids! Even the dolphins have Santa hat on! I love this season. But now let's get going with these matches! Let's get it started! (Most matches in short form) TSUNAMI vs. ALLEN STOKES These two high flyers went at each other hard. Both men are former World Junior Champions and they felt like they had something to prove. In the end, Stokes went to the well once to often. When he missed a chance at a TR Dropkick, Tsunami was able to take control of the match. And he never let go. Tsunami continues his winning streak since his return to the CSWA!!!! WINNER: Tsunami Rhubarb: We return to Sea World, where lots of people mistake Wesley Parsons for Shamu! This is CSWA PRIMETIME! BB: Thanks Rhubarb. Tsunami continues his winning ways, much to the surprise of some here in the CSWA. The action keeps on rolling as the Beijing Dragon makes his debut in the CSWA! This is a man who loves giving and receiving pain! BEIJING DRAGON vs. KC COLOSSUS This one was no contest from the beginning. Beijing Dragon used every trick in his book and more, hooking in vicious submission moves until finally, the referee had to call the match. Colossus couldn't even say his name or lift a finger when this one was over! An extremely impressive win for this new CSWA star! WINNER: Beijing Dragon MAXIMUM PAIN vs. CS EXPRESS Chad Gibson and Steve Morton even had time to stop and get a candy cane from Santa before this match. The Destructor started out against Gibson, but Gibson was on fire tonight. He gave The Destructor no chance to tag as he flipflopped him around the ring, and send him to the mat hard with a DDT. The tag to Morton gave way to victory rolls and bear hugs. The final tag back to Gibson set Destructor up for a patented double drop kick by the CS Express, who went on for the win. WINNER: CS Express MJ DEAN vs. DARK WARRIOR Dark Warrior started off quick, keeping Dean down on the mat with forearm smashes and flying cross bodies. But he went for one too many, as Dean dove out of the way. Dean capitalized by hooking in a boston crab. It was all MJ Dean from there. He finished it off with a figure four leglock to get the submission win. WINNER: MJ Dean RJ: CSWA PRIMETIME continues in the land of sun and surf, San Diego, California. BB: The matches keep on coming. Up next, Peyton Wright, a young rising star returns to the ring after a short layoff. PEYTON WRIGHT vs. MEAN MOUNTAIN MAX Wright showed what he's made of in this match, taking the big man down early and keeping him down. He used the step-over-toe hold incredibly well, but it was a DDT and Boston crab that finished Mean Mountain Max off. Wright will definitely continue to move up the rankings. MATTHEW WALLER vs. RICKY WORTHINGTON This might just be the shocker of the night. Yes, don't be alarmed but Matthew Waller has a winning streak of 2! Yes, that's right, I said Waller has won TWO, count em, two matches in a row! I don't think it's ever happened before. And he did it in impressive fashion, barely letting Worthington get a hand on, let alone a move. Waller may just crack the top 25 at this rate! WINNER: Matthew Waller "NIRVANA" RODNEY LAWRENCE vs. SAMMY FLAIR Lawrence has skyrocketed up the Top 25, and he will continue to do so as long as he wrestles like he has been. Sammy Flair, a former Pacific Champion and great wrestler in his own right, never had a chance against the young, agile, strong soon to be superstar! Lawrence may be gunning for a title shot soon! WINNER: Rodney Lawrence JOEY MELTON (w/Miss Hooters) vs. BLOND DEVIL Many fans weren't watching the action in the match during this one! Miss Hooters captured everyone's attention, and she didn't do anything except stand outside the ring and watch the match. The only thing the fans were hoping for was that the match would go on longer. It was only a matter of a few minutes in which Melton strategically worked on different body parts of Blond Devil. In the end, Melton just overpowered, overwrestled, and overworked the former CSWA Champ Blond Devil. The patented Figure Four Leglock won the match for Melton with a submission by Devil. WINNER: Joey Melton RJ: Back to Sea World, where even the fish are staring at Miss Hooters. CSWA PRIMETIMES resumes.... BB: Up next, Mickey Benedict, the oldest man in the CSWA, seeks to continue his winning ways. He's cracked the Top 25, and he's looking to get into title contention! MICKEY BENEDICT vs. AVENGER Mickey didn't look great, but it was good enough to take care of Avenger. Mickey missed a Missile or two, but of course, we expect that from Benedict. Avenger tried to mount some offense, but Mickey was able to hook in a step- over-toe hold, and then follow it up with a small package to get the three-count. WINNER: Mickey Benedict KEVIN DUNLAP vs. "HURRICANE" DAVID SIMMONS For the Greensboro Championship This one was David Simmons all the way. He swept across the "Nine Inch Nail" Kevin Dunlap with 'hurricane' force. Simmons was a flurry of hip tosses, snap suplex, lariats and body slams. A piledriver was Simmons' set up for his scorpion finisher, but Dunlap was able to kick Simmons out of the way. Simmons hit his head full out on the metal post behind the turnbuckle! Dunlap wrapped him up in a cradle to get the three-count and retain his Greensboro Championship after his first title defense! FULL FORCE vs. TR EXPRESS This one was an all-out war! Almost from the beginning all four men were in the ring at once, hitting hard and furious! The referee went flying out of the ring after Tony Eaton got thrown into him. From there, all hell broke loose. The ref called for the bell, but the brawl didn't stop. Neither side could get an advantage, and in the end, they were only separated after five CSWA officials forced their way between the two teams. And even one of those officials, CSWA VP Steve Day got popped in the head! Nobody was safe from this one, except maybe for the Santa Claus passing out candy in the aisles! I have no doubt we'll be seeing a rematch of this one very soon! WINNER: Double DQ RJ: The Slaughter from Sea World continues as CSWA PRIMETIME returns. BB: We're down to the last two matches of the night! First up, the match for the EN World Heavyweight Championship! The challenger, already in the ring is one- half of the current Unified World Tag Champs, this is "Muppet Kid" Timmy Windham. Now making his way to the ring is the Enterprises World Heavyweight Champion, this is "Devastating" Mike Randalls!!!! He's in the ring, and there's the bell! Timmy starts it off quick with a Kermy kick, but Randalls counters with a piledriver! Randalls follows up with a back suplex, and then a brainbuster! But the short Windham is up, and he catches Randalls in leg scissors. He pulls Randalls to the mat and then hooks in a flying fish leglock!! The EN Champ is in trouble, but he grabs the ropes, breaking the hold! Randalls is up first, and he hooks in a step-over-toe hold. Windham grabs the ropes, but Randalls follows up with a DDT! But apparently nailing his head into the mat doesn't face Timmy, because he just whipped Randalls into the ropes and nailed him with a flying dropkick! Randalls is laid out on the mat, and now Timmy goes for "The Clear," a move he learned while doing heart compressions with electroshock paddles on CSWA ref Pee Wee Troutman! But Randalls throws the Muppet Kid off of him and across the ring. Randalls is furious, and he takes it out on Windham by hooking in a camel clutch! Timmy's just inches away from the ropes, but he can't reach them. Randalls lets up for a second and then follows up with a brainbuster!!! Windham's in trouble. Because there's the Implant DDT by Randalls! He covers! ONE......TWO........no, the Muppet Kid kicks out! Randalls doesn't let up though, there's a back suplex by the EN Champion. Randalls tries to strap on the step-over-toe hold, but Windham kicks him away! Windham's up, and he catches Randalls with a flurry of heart kicks! Windham's got a second wind, and he whips Randalls into the ropes. There's a Fozzie Flip Flop! Now he hooks on the flying fish leglock! Randalls grabs the ropes, but that doesn't stop Windham, he's up and he's on the top rope! He comes off with a TR dropkick! Randalls got nailed! Windham lifts him up for a Torture rack! But as he turns around, Randalls' legs hit the ref and knock him down hard!!! Windham drops Randalls onto the mat and heads to his corner! Randalls is trying to climb to his feet, but he doesn't see Timmy on the top rope. And he's got the bungee cord!!!! Here he comes! MUPPET MANEUVER!!!!! He nailed Randalls hard! He throws the bungee cord outside the ring! And now he's trying to stir the ref. The ref's up! ONE........TWO........THREE!!!!! TIMMY WINDHAM is the NEW ENTERPRISES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! This is a huge upset! Randalls is still down on the mat!! Windham has been awarded the belt! We'll be back!!!! RJ: We're back at PRIMETIME in San Diego where Muppet Kid has just become a TWO time World Champion!!!! Who could believe it? BB: That's right fans, Muppet Kid becomes only the second man in CSWA history to hold a singles World Title and a World Tag Team Title at the same time, along with Joey Melton. "Muppet Kid" Timmy Windham is the new EN World Champion, as well as the Unified Tag Team Champ along with the Mexican Muppet. When Randalls finally got off the mat he was furious! Last I saw he was headed to talk with some CSWA officials. But up next, we have tonight's MAIN EVENT! And what a match it should be! Here's Rhubarb with the introductions! RJ: The following match is for the UNIFIED World Heavyweight Championship, sanctioned by over thirty different leagues as THE official heavyweight championship of the world. This match is one-fall, with a 60 minute time limit. First, the challenger. This man is the former United States/National Champion and is ranked in the top 10 in CSWA rankings. This is BONECRUSHER!!! And his opponent is the Unified World Heavyweight Champion. This is the one, the only, HORNET! BB: We'll be back with the match after these messages! BB: We're back in San Diego with the MAIN EVENT! Hornet and Bonecrusher are in the ring, and there's the bell! This match for the Unified World Championship is underway! They lock up, and Hornet gets the edge, tripping Bonecrusher up and sending him down with a body slam. He quickly scoops up Bonecrusher for the backbreaker!!! Bonecrusher powers out early and lands on his feet behind Hornet! He sends him flying into the turnbuckle hard and scoops the champ up!!! Bonecrusher throws him halfway across the ring and then climbs to the top rope!!!! Hornet's on his feet! NOT ANYMORE!! Bonecrusher skies across the distance and hits Hornet HARD with a shoulderblock from the top!!! There's the spinebuster by Bonecrusher. That's his setup!! But Hornet is on the attack, he sends Bonecrusher flying across the ring into the turnbuckle and follows throug with the Hornet Splash!!! There's the SCORPION! Bonecrusher reaches for the ropes and finally reaches them, but the damage may already have been done. But BC's up quick, and he catches Hornet with a savat kick, sending him off balance. And now Bonecrusher hooks in a scorpion of his own! Hornet quickly grabs the ropes, but Bonecrusher nails him to the mat with another spinebuster! He could be trying to end it all here. But Hornet is up, and he catches Bonecrusher with a brainbuster. BC gets up, but he gets send into the corner yet again. And Hornet comes from the opposite turnbuckle, he's high in the air, and there's the Hornet splash again! And he calls for it and hooks it in, the SCORPION DEATHLOCK for the second time tonight. Bonecrusher grabs the ropes and Hornet continues the assault with a bear hug. He whips BC into the ropes and nails him with a flying dropkick!!! BC's in trouble! Hornet climbs to the top and comes off with a TR jump- splash. ONE.....TWO....no, Bonecrusher kicks out! Hornet's not happy about that. So he hooks in the scorpion again!!! We could see a submission here. No, Hornet lets up and sends Bonecrusher into the ropes. There's a flying body press! ONE.....TWO....THREE!!! Hornet wins the match and retains the Unified Championship! Hornet's heading back down the aisle to the dressing rooms, being congratulated by his fans! BB: Wait a second, one of the fans just jumped over the guard rail! He just nailed Hornet with a right hand! HE dressed in all black and has a mask on! Hornet's up, but the masked man catches him with a clothesline! Now he piledrives Hornet onto the concrete! He drags Hornet towards and into the ring. The man has some kind of bag with him and he takes a brick out of it! He just slammed it over Hornet's head and broke it!!! Oh my Lord, we've got to have some help down here. This man is insane! Hornet's forehead is bleeding profusely! The masked man reaches back into the bag and he's got a golf club! He raises it overhead and slams it over Hornet's knee! He's clubbing both of Hornet's knees. Now he throws the club into the audience. He reaches back into the bag. What else could he have in there? Now he's got a bowling ball! He drops it on Hornet's BACK!!! Oh my good Lord! The crowd is in horror!!! One of the fans with Hornet face- paint on runs into the ring to try and stop the masked man and gets thrown over the top rope! He goes into the bag again. He's got a water bottle??? He pours it over Hornet. Wait a second. Now he's got an electric prod! Oh dear God no!!! He's electricuting Hornet with the prod!! Hornet's shaking like a wet leaf! Finally, some wrestlers have made it down from the locker rooms!!! The masked man rolls out of the ring and takes his back with him. Wait, he's taking off his mask! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S MIKE ROITER!!! Mike Roiter has gone insane!!! He's got one more trick for Hornet from his bag, though. He hooks a noose of rope around his neck and throws Hornet over the top rope!! Hornet is being HANGED!!!!! Roiter rolls out of the ring and he's headed to the announcer's table! MJ Dean and MUPPET MANIA are down at the ring now, and they untie Hornet and lie him just outside the ring. Wait a minute. Roiter's headed down the aisle, and he's got the Unified Heavyweight Belt!!!! Roiter: I'M THE CHAMP! I'M THE UNIFIED CHAMP! BB: Oh my Lord. I can't believe what we've just seen! Somebody get the paramedics. We'll see you Wednesday in Jacksonville, folks!