CSWA THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SPECTACULAR 1994 November 27, 1994 Featuring: Mark Windham quits the CSWA! Also, Hornet vs. Loki. And...the original RETURN of Ray S. Cornette (Mark Windham is walking down a side street towards the back entrance to the Thomas Stadium. About halfway down the street is a man in his early to mid-thirties. He's obviously a bum, dressed in dirty clothes and a wool coat. As Windham approaches, the man staggers to his feet and reaches out his hand.) Bum: Hey, mister, you look like you could spare some change. It is around Thanksgiving you know. MW: (lifts the bum up by his collar) Be thankful for what you have, boy. Personally, I'm thankful I'm not you!!! (He throws the man up against the wall.) Are you Bubba Roiter? Oh well, guess not. Rhubarb: Has Mark Windham finally flipped? We knew he was on the brink, but has he finally fallen over the edge? That's just one of the answers we're looking for here in Greensboro, North Carolina. The CSWA returns to the newly-renovated Thomas Indoor/Outdoor Arena for 1994's THANKSGIVING WEEKEND SPECTACULAR!!! Here are your hosts, Bill Buckley and Sammy Benson! BB: Thanks, Rhubarb. The crowd here in Greensboro can't wait for tonight's wrestling action! We hope all of you out there watching this on pay-per-view had a great Thanksgiving holiday! SB: Yeah, Bill, you look pretty stuffed with turkey and dressing yourself! BB: We have some incredible matches tonight. Joey Melton returns to action iwth a new manager. Flic Rair defends his newly-gained USN Title. Mike Randalls meets his arch- rival HEAT in his first EN World Championship Title defense. Hiroku Yakazuma, Bonecrusher, Wildstar, Muppet Mania, and the Roiter Brothers are in action, plus many more! SB: And of course, there's the MAIN EVENT for the Unified World Championship when Loki challenges Hornet for the title. BB: But first up, Stan Parsons is downstairs in the interview with a man we haven't seen in quite a while. SB: And he's one we haven't wanted to see. BB: Stan is ready with the interview. Stan? Stan: Thanks, Bill. I'm here in the stadium's interview room with a former member of the CSWA's Board of Directors, as well as a former wrestler and champion in the CSWA, Mickey Benedict. MB: Thanks for inviting me, Stan. SP: No problem. Mickey, it's been about a month since you sold your spot on the Board of Directors to this 'Japanese businessman' that we know so little about. This man also bought Don Parsons' spot on the BOD, giving him half of the votes on the Board. Don made a statement saying that because of his age, he couldn't continue on the BOD. Everyone in the CSWA wants to know why you sold your spot. MB: Well, Stan, with everything that's been going on lately, I just felt that I couldn't maintain my position on the Board as well as my other pursuits. SP: Did it have anything to do with everything that went on between you, Mark Windham, and Hornet? For those who don't remember, during their "Dream Match" you called Windham "The Living Psycho," while you were commentating. He jacked you up into the ring, having just sent Hornet to the mat. Then you nailed him in the head with the microphone. After the match, Hornet also had some choice words to say to you. MB: Stan, yeah, I guess you could say that had something to do with it. I'm tired of dealing with Hornet and Windham. This isn't the first time that Windham has had a vendetta against me for no reason. SP: So, what are you future plans? Will you wrestle again in the CSWA, or move on? MB: Well, I'm debating whether or not to try and mount a comeback. (The door flies open. Mark Windham is standing there.) MW: Mickey, Mickey, Mickey...haven't you learned anything? You're a washed up old man, and you're annoying me. Oh, Stan, you might want to move out of the way. (Mark picks up a chair and nails Mickey in the head. He continues to slam the chair mercilessly down on Mickey head and chest. Then he pulls Mickey up by his hair and DDT's him into the table. Mickey is busted open. Mark delivers one more chair to the head and walks out.) SP: Oh my Lord! We need some paramedics here, pronto! The old man's bleeding all over the place! Mickey, can you hear me? Mickey? BB: I can't believe what we've just seen! Stan: Thanks, Bill. I'm here in the stadium's interview room with a former member of the CSWA's Board of Directors, as well as a former wrestler and champion in the CSWA, Mickey Benedict. MB: Thanks for inviting me, Stan. SP: No problem. Mickey, it's been about a month since you sold your spot on the Board of Directors to this 'Japanese businessman' that we know so little about. This man also bought Don Parsons' spot on the BOD, giving him half of the votes on the Board. Don made a statement saying that because of his age, he couldn't continue on the BOD. Everyone in the CSWA wants to know why you sold your spot. MB: Well, Stan, with everything that's been going on lately, I just felt that I couldn't maintain my position on the Board as well as my other pursuits. SP: Did it have anything to do with everything that went on between you, Mark Windham, and Hornet? For those who don't remember, during their "Dream Match" you called Windham "The Living Psycho," while you were commentating. He jacked you up into the ring, having just sent Hornet to the mat. Then you nailed him in the head with the microphone. After the match, Hornet also had some choice words to say to you. MB: Stan, yeah, I guess you could say that had something to do with it. I'm tired of dealing with Hornet and Windham. This isn't the first time that Windham has had a vendetta against me for no reason. SP: So, what are you future plans? Will you wrestle again in the CSWA, or move on? MB: Well, I'm debating whether or not to try and mount a comeback. (The door flies open. Mark Windham is standing there.) MW: Mickey, Mickey, Mickey...haven't you learned anything? You're a washed up old man, and you're annoying me. Oh, Stan, you might want to move out of the way. (Mark picks up a chair and nails Mickey in the head. He continues to slam the chair mercilessly down on Mickey head and chest. Then he pulls Mickey up by his hair and DDT's him into the table. Mickey is busted open. Mark delivers one more chair to the head and walks out.) SP: Oh my Lord! We need some paramedics here, pronto! The old man's bleeding all over the place! Mickey, can you hear me? Mickey? BB: I can't believe what we've just seen! SB: Why can't you believe it? I've been telling you for months: the man is crazy! Why doesn't anyone seem to want to believe that. I mean, it's not like I'm sad to see Mickey savagely attacked, but it does help to prove my point. BB: That's disgusting, Sammy. SB: Thanks, Bill. BB: Let's go ahead and tonight's wrestling action started! First up, two men who are in the new Top 25 meet up to see who can move up the ranks. One man has slipped a little on the poll, while another has skyrocketed up them! First, the former CSWA Presidential Champion and the #7 ranked man in the CSWA, this is WILDSTAR! His opponent, the #13 ranked man in the CSWA, here is IRON EAGLE! SB: He's ranked 13th? Please, he didn't win a match until about a month ago! BB: Wildstar is in the ring. But wait a minute, it looks like Iron Eagle has found a new way to enter the ring. He jumps up in the middle of the top rope and nails Wildstar with a blaster of bums!!! There's the bell! Wildstar is up quick, and he delivers some savage chops to Iron Eagle's pectorals. Now Wildstar's got a full nelson hooked in. Iron Eagle quickly breaks out of it, but Wildstar cinches it bck in. Iron Eagle grabs the ropes, breaking the hold. He grapples with Wildstar and comes out on top, using a snap suplex to take Wildstar to the mat. But Wildstar's up quick, and he catches Iron Eagle with a double thrust punch to the throat! Iron Eagle falls to his knees and Wildstar delivers another of the same sending Iron Eagle reeling to the mat, grasping his throat. Wildstar's heading to the top! He's facing the cheering crowd as he begins his flip. There's the Reverse Moonsault! ONE........TWO.....no, Iron Eagle kicks out. Wildstar hooks the full nelson in again, keeping Iron Eagle on the mat. He follows with an eye gouge and then wraps Iron Eagle up in a cradle cover! ONE......TWO...... no, Iron Eagle kicks out again. But Wildstar doesn't let up. He's got a back slide hooked in on the worn-out Iron Eagle. ONE......TWO.....THREE! It's over, and Wildstar gets the victory over the young Iron Eagle. SB: Told ya he was a jobber. BB: He's definitely not a jobber. This youngster has been flying up the rankings, and even though he lost this match, he put up a great effort! Let's go to Stan with an update on Mickey Benedict. SB: Why can't you believe it? I've been telling you for months: the man is crazy! Why doesn't anyone seem to want to believe that. I mean, it's not like I'm sad to see Mickey savagely attacked, but it does help to prove my point. BB: That's disgusting, Sammy. SB: Thanks, Bill. BB: Let's go ahead and tonight's wrestling action started! First up, two men who are in the new Top 25 meet up to see who can move up the ranks. One man has slipped a little on the poll, while another has skyrocketed up them! First, the former CSWA Presidential Champion and the #7 ranked man in the CSWA, this is WILDSTAR! His opponent, the #13 ranked man in the CSWA, here is IRON EAGLE! SB: He's ranked 13th? Please, he didn't win a match until about a month ago! BB: Wildstar is in the ring. But wait a minute, it looks like Iron Eagle has found a new way to enter the ring. He jumps up in the middle of the top rope and nails Wildstar with a blaster of bums!!! There's the bell! Wildstar is up quick, and he delivers some savage chops to Iron Eagle's pectorals. Now Wildstar's got a full nelson hooked in. Iron Eagle quickly breaks out of it, but Wildstar cinches it bck in. Iron Eagle grabs the ropes, breaking the hold. He grapples with Wildstar and comes out on top, using a snap suplex to take Wildstar to the mat. But Wildstar's up quick, and he catches Iron Eagle with a double thrust punch to the throat! Iron Eagle falls to his knees and Wildstar delivers another of the same sending Iron Eagle reeling to the mat, grasping his throat. Wildstar's heading to the top! He's facing the cheering crowd as he begins his flip. There's the Reverse Moonsault! ONE........TWO.....no, Iron Eagle kicks out. Wildstar hooks the full nelson in again, keeping Iron Eagle on the mat. He follows with an eye gouge and then wraps Iron Eagle up in a cradle cover! ONE......TWO...... no, Iron Eagle kicks out again. But Wildstar doesn't let up. He's got a back slide hooked in on the worn-out Iron Eagle. ONE......TWO.....THREE! It's over, and Wildstar gets the victory over the young Iron Eagle. SB: Told ya he was a jobber. BB: He's definitely not a jobber. This youngster has been flying up the rankings, and even though he lost this match, he put up a great effort! Let's go to Stan with an update on Mickey Benedict. Stan: Well, Bill, Mickey was taken away in an ambulance about five minutes ago. The paramedics said he would need stitches for the gash in his head, and that he probably had a concussion. He may also have had a cracked rib. He should be fine in a couple of days, however. I've been told that CSWA officials are meeting to discuss the situation. BB: Thanks, Stan. Right now we're ready for the first tag match of the night. These two highly ranked tag teams have been on a collision course. First, the team made up of Sir Dunton and The Model, this is ROYAL FASHION! The other team, made up of Scope and Bullet, here are the MASKED ASSASSINS! It looks like Scope will start out against Sir Dunton. Dunton catches Scope early with a european uppercut and follows up with a belly to belly suplex! But Scope is up quickly, and he nails Dunton with a short clothesline! He follows up with a press slam. SB: Scope is the power man of this team, while Bullet is the technician. Together, they make an impressive team. BB: You're right. Dunton tries to fight back, but he misses the standing dropkick. Scope keeps him on the mat with an implant DDT and then tags in Bullet. They're being very careful to divide the ring in half, keeping Dunton away from being able to tag in The Model. Bullet belly to belly's Dunton back to the mat, but quickly pulls him to his feet. Bullet sends Dunton into the ropes and catches him with a Parsonsteiner!!! Bullet goes in for the kill, but Dunton pulls a DDT from somewhere, catching Bullet! Dunton begins the long crawl towards his corner, but Scope rushes in to grab his leg and drag him back to their side of the ring!!! The ref forces Scope back outside the ring, but that was enough to give Bullet the chance to catch Dunton with a spinning savat kick. Bullet grabs Dunton quickly and sends him hard to the mat with a Shake, Rattle, and Roll neckbreaker!!! Now he tags in Scope, and they're gonna go to try and end it. But The Model rushes in, tired of waiting for the tag. Bullet catches him with a spinning savat kick, sending him reeling. Now the Masked Assassins are setting up for their finisher. Bullet hooks in the sharpshooter on Dunton while Scope heads to the top rope. Here comes Scope with a leg drop to the back of Dunton's head!! That's the Sniper's Bullet!!! And there's the pin! It's over! ONE.....TWO.....THREE. The Masked Assassins have something else to be thankful for, a very impressive win! Stan: Well, Bill, Mickey was taken away in an ambulance about five minutes ago. The paramedics said he would need stitches for the gash in his head, and that he probably had a concussion. He may also have had a cracked rib. He should be fine in a couple of days, however. I've been told that CSWA officials are meeting to discuss the situation. BB: Thanks, Stan. Right now we're ready for the first tag match of the night. These two highly ranked tag teams have been on a collision course. First, the team made up of Sir Dunton and The Model, this is ROYAL FASHION! The other team, made up of Scope and Bullet, here are the MASKED ASSASSINS! It looks like Scope will start out against Sir Dunton. Dunton catches Scope early with a european uppercut and follows up with a belly to belly suplex! But Scope is up quickly, and he nails Dunton with a short clothesline! He follows up with a press slam. SB: Scope is the power man of this team, while Bullet is the technician. Together, they make an impressive team. BB: You're right. Dunton tries to fight back, but he misses the standing dropkick. Scope keeps him on the mat with an implant DDT and then tags in Bullet. They're being very careful to divide the ring in half, keeping Dunton away from being able to tag in The Model. Bullet belly to belly's Dunton back to the mat, but quickly pulls him to his feet. Bullet sends Dunton into the ropes and catches him with a Parsonsteiner!!! Bullet goes in for the kill, but Dunton pulls a DDT from somewhere, catching Bullet! Dunton begins the long crawl towards his corner, but Scope rushes in to grab his leg and drag him back to their side of the ring!!! The ref forces Scope back outside the ring, but that was enough to give Bullet the chance to catch Dunton with a spinning savat kick. Bullet grabs Dunton quickly and sends him hard to the mat with a Shake, Rattle, and Roll neckbreaker!!! Now he tags in Scope, and they're gonna go to try and end it. But The Model rushes in, tired of waiting for the tag. Bullet catches him with a spinning savat kick, sending him reeling. Now the Masked Assassins are setting up for their finisher. Bullet hooks in the sharpshooter on Dunton while Scope heads to the top rope. Here comes Scope with a leg drop to the back of Dunton's head!! That's the Sniper's Bullet!!! And there's the pin! It's over! ONE.....TWO.....THREE. The Masked Assassins have something else to be thankful for, a very impressive win! BB: What a great win for the Masked Assassins. We've got more matches coming up, but I've just received word that CSWA officials have some announcements to make. Let's go to the Thomas Stadium's press conference room. SD: Hello, I'm CSWA vice-president Steve Day. I've been asked by the Board of Directors and other officials to make a few announcement. First, later tonight the CSWA Presidential Championship will be decided. As you all know, it was vacated when the CSWA returned from its last European Tour, along with all the other championships. The BOD has decided that the two wrestlers to compete for the title in a one-fall match tonight will be Hiroku Yakazuma and Carl 'Smooth Operator' Brigsby. Also, the BOD has announced that it has decide on disciplinary action about Mark Windham. Because of his recent antics: the attack on Mike Roiter before and after his match with Hornet at Battle of the Belts, and tonight's vicious attack on Mickey Benedict, Mark Windham will be suspended indefinitely from the CSWA. He is also banned from participating in any way in any CSWA television events. He may not wrestle, do interviews, or even be in the arenas where CSWA events are held. That's all I have. Thank you. SB: Wow, VP Steve Day didn't look to thrilled at all did he? BB: Would you be? Come on, Hiroku Yakazuma vs. Carl Brigsby for the CSWA Presidential Title? Yakazuma I can see, he's the #2 ranked wrestler. But Brigsby? He's a jobber we haven't heard from in a year? Something really strange is going on here. And the BOD decided this? I'm ON the BOD and nobody asked me? SB: Sounds like this 'Japanese businessman' has struck again. BB: I guess so. I've never even met him. With half the votes, he can just about do anything he wants. And Windham has been BANNED from the CSWA? He's got a 90 million plus contract! SB: The last time he was banned for being 'crazy' he got that incredible contract and got out of playing a fine. But this time, I think he really has gone over the edge. BB: Wait a minute, I've been told something's going on in the conference room. Let's head back. Steve Day: But I didn't have anything to do with it, Mark! (VP Day has been jacked up by his coat and tie by Mark Windham) MW: BANNED? And y'all talk about ME going crazy? I've got a contract. You can't do this without buying me out, and I know for a fact that without CS Enterprises, you don't have enough money to do it! Forget it, I'm outta here! BB: What a great win for the Masked Assassins. We've got more matches coming up, but I've just received word that CSWA officials have some announcements to make. Let's go to the Thomas Stadium's press conference room. SD: Hello, I'm CSWA vice-president Steve Day. I've been asked by the Board of Directors and other officials to make a few announcement. First, later tonight the CSWA Presidential Championship will be decided. As you all know, it was vacated when the CSWA returned from its last European Tour, along with all the other championships. The BOD has decided that the two wrestlers to compete for the title in a one-fall match tonight will be Hiroku Yakazuma and Carl 'Smooth Operator' Brigsby. Also, the BOD has announced that it has decide on disciplinary action about Mark Windham. Because of his recent antics: the attack on Mike Roiter before and after his match with Hornet at Battle of the Belts, and tonight's vicious attack on Mickey Benedict, Mark Windham will be suspended indefinitely from the CSWA. He is also banned from participating in any way in any CSWA television events. He may not wrestle, do interviews, or even be in the arenas where CSWA events are held. That's all I have. Thank you. SB: Wow, VP Steve Day didn't look to thrilled at all did he? BB: Would you be? Come on, Hiroku Yakazuma vs. Carl Brigsby for the CSWA Presidential Title? Yakazuma I can see, he's the #2 ranked wrestler. But Brigsby? He's a jobber we haven't heard from in a year? Something really strange is going on here. And the BOD decided this? I'm ON the BOD and nobody asked me? SB: Sounds like this 'Japanese businessman' has struck again. BB: I guess so. I've never even met him. With half the votes, he can just about do anything he wants. And Windham has been BANNED from the CSWA? He's got a 90 million plus contract! SB: The last time he was banned for being 'crazy' he got that incredible contract and got out of playing a fine. But this time, I think he really has gone over the edge. BB: Wait a minute, I've been told something's going on in the conference room. Let's head back. Steve Day: But I didn't have anything to do with it, Mark! (VP Day has been jacked up by his coat and tie by Mark Windham) MW: BANNED? And y'all talk about ME going crazy? I've got a contract. You can't do this without buying me out, and I know for a fact that without CS Enterprises, you don't have enough money to do it! Forget it, I'm outta here! BB: I think Mark may be right, somebody else has gone crazy. SB: And I think we both have our ideas who that could be. What do we really know about his new Japanese guy on the BOD? BB: Not much. But I do know that Mark Windham isn't going to go quietly. At least I hope he doesn't! And others may have something to say as well, including Hornet. SB: Oh great, I can just see it now, a strike in the CSWA. That's all we need! First baseball, then hockey, and now wrestling? BB: I don't think it'll go that far, Sammy. Fans, with all that's been going on, we're going to take a break. I know that's unusual for a pay-per-view, but we need a minute or two to sort things out. While you wait on us to return to LIVE action, here's a special video profile on Mark Windham! BB: Well we're back here in Greensboro where things have calmed down a little. We're not sure whether Mark Windham has left the building or not. But now it's time to get back to wrestling action. Making his return to the ring with a 'new attitude' after a short leave, this is one of the greatest wrestlers ever to grace the rings of the CSWA. He's been in a slump lately, but he's got a new manager to help him out as well. So, we've all been waiting to see him, here is "ARROGANCE" Joey Melton! (Melton walks down to the ring, dressed in an extravagant robe. He picks up the mic.) JM: Hello all you ignorant Hornet-loving fans out there. You all know who I am...simply put, I'm the best thing there ever has been or will be in wrestling. I've been having a rough time lately, but all that's over now. Thanks to one person, my new manager. I want to introduce her to you all. Here is..... MISS HOOTERS! BB: Miss Hooters? SB: That's right, and you'll see why! (A very attractive and very buxom blonde begins sasheing down to the ring to join Joey. She helps him with his robe, gives him a kiss for luck, and steps out of the ring.) BB: Joey Melton's opponent tonight is none other than former ABWA Champion Henderson Bramble. There's the bell! Melton walks to the center of the ring and offers to shake hands with Bramble. Bramble extends his hand, and when he does, Melton kicks him hard in the midsection. He follows up with a quick DDT, sending Henderson to the mat hard! And Melton's not letting up! There's the step-over-toe hold! Bramble quickly grabs the ropes, but that sets him up for Melton's bulldog!!!! Melton sets Bramble up on the top turnbuckle, and now we're gonna see a SUPERPLEX!!! It's gonna be all over very soon. Cause there's the Figure Four! Melton's leglock is one of the very best submission holds in wrestling today! There's the bell! The ref says that Bramble has submitted! What an impressive return to the ring for Melton!!! It's incredible! We've got more action ready up next! BB: Still to come here in the Thomas Stadium we've got matches for the EN World Championship, as well as the big Unified Tag Match! Also, the match to determine the new CSWA Presidential Champion is up. But first: (short form matches) CONSTABLE WILLIAM DIEFENBAKER vs. BLASTER Diefenbaker had no trouble with this one, using his entire arsenal to keep Blaster off his feet. It was a good, solid win for the Constable. WINNER: Constable William Diefenbaker DONNIE ROSE vs. MATTHEW WALLER A well fought match by both men, but the veteran was able to get a win after a long drought here in the CSWA. Waller was in good form, the best we've seen him in for a while. For Rose it was a good debut match against a good opponent. WINNER: Matthew Waller ENFORCER vs. BLACK SWORD No contest. Enforcer threw Black Sword around like a rag doll. Enforcer's power and strength were just too much for the debuting Black Sword WINNER: Enforcer HIROKU YAKAZUMA vs. SNIPER Sniper tried to hang with the #2 ranked contender in the CSWA, but it just didn't happen. Yakazuma's agility and speed make him one of the most dangerous wrestlers in the CSWA. He won easily. WINNER: Hiroku Yakazuma TSUNAMI vs. BLAZER The former World Junior champion continued his return to the CSWA with an impressive win over a debuting wrestler. Tsunami was on fire and every one of his high risk maneuvers was on the money. He could be back in title contention very soon. WINNER: Tsunami BB: The action continues here in Greensboro with the first Enterprises World Championship Title Defense by EN Champ "Devastating" Mike Randalls. His opponent is the man who has been his nemesis for a very long time now, the man from Philly, this is HEAT! HEAT is making his way down the ring, and soon Randalls will be following him. The fans have mixed reactions, some cheering, some booing. Wait a minute, one of the fans just jumped over the guard rail as HEAT passed by! He throws his drink on HEAT's back! HEAT turns around, furious! And he gets nailed in the heat with a two-by-four! That's Mike Randalls!!! HEAT tries to get back up to his feet, but Randalls has a glass bottle, and he breaks it over HEAT's head. Oh my Lord, we've got to get somebody down there to stop this! Randalls delivers some savage kicks to HEAT's head and midsection, while HEAT is laid out on the floor bleeding profusely from his head. This attack was totally unprovoked! And now Randalls is headed back to the dressing rooms, playing to the fans while they boo him. This is awful. Paramedics are on their way to HEAT. We're gonna take a break folks, while they get HEAT into an ambulance. This is sick. Randalls will retain his EN Title, however. BB: It's been reported that HEAT received severe lacerations to his head and scalp, as well as a possible cracked rib. The injuries are relatively minor. Up now, the match for the CSWA Presidential Championship. The Presidential Title was vacated during the CSWA's last European Tour. Today, the BOD announced that two men would compete for the title. The first is Hiroku Yakazuma, who as the #2 ranked wrestler, obviously deserves the shot. The other is a man we haven't seen in over a year, "Smooth Operator" Carl Brigsby. He has never held a major championship, and he hasn't been in action for a long, long time. I can't imagine why he's getting this shot. There's the bell. The winner will be the new CSWA Presidential Championship. Brigsby attacks, knowing that he won't get many shots to win this one. Yakazuma counters, slamming him to the mat, and then quickly hooking in a headlock. Yakazuma sends Brigsby into the ropes and catches him with a Parsonsteiner!!! Yakazuma heads to the top, and he catches Brigsby with a top rope dropkick! Brigsby's down hard! Yakazuma heads to the top yet again, and there's a Pearl of the Orient!!! ONE...... TWO.......THREE!! Hiroku Yakazuma is the new CSWA Presidential Champion! SB: Surprise, surprise. We all thought Carl might have a chance. BB: It's obvious that somebody wanted Yakazuma to have an easy time. But I don't have a clue as to who that might be, and how they have such influence on the BOD. SB: You mean you don't know? BB: Know what? SB: Hey, if you don't know, I'm not telling. Let's just say you've got a nice surprise in store. BB: Well fans, up next we have the match for the Unified Tag Team Titles!!! The champions are Muppet Kid and the Mexican Muppet: MUPPET MANIA! The challengers are wrestling their final match in the CSWA: they are Alex and Bubba, the ROITER BROTHERS! Bubba and Mike Roiter are the former Unified Tag Champs, until Mike's arm was injured by Windham. ARROGANCE, since the Roiters couldn't compete, were awarded the belts, but they had to make a defense on the same night. That title defense was made against MUPPET MANIA, who won the titles from ARROGANCE that night! Now the Roiters try and regain their former titles in their last match. (MUPPET MANIA vs. The Roiters...joined in progress) BB: It's been a furious ten minute battle here in the ring for the Unified World Tag Team Titles. The Roiters have had the edge, and Timmy Windham has been in the ring for most of the match so far. Bubba Roiter tags out quickly to his brother Alex, a man who has never been defeated in singles competition. The six-foot, 232 man has an edge in power and technical ability on the smaller Windham. Roiter catches Muppet Kid early with a dropkick, and then lays into him with a sleeper hold!!! Timmy's fighting to get out of it, but he can't! He finally struggles over to the ropes, breaking the hold. But Alex isn't letting up. He doesn't care if it's his last match or not, he wants to win those titles. Roiter sends Windham into the ropes and NAILS him with the flying cross bod block from the other side! Roiter drags Timmy to his feet, and there's a swinging neckbreaker! How much more can the little Muppet take? He's trying to make it to his corner to tag in the Mexican Muppet, but Roiter drags him back over to the other side of the ring, smartly dividing the ring into two halves. Roiter sends Timmy into the ropes again and this time catches him with a Frankensteiner! And now he's got a scorpion deathlock hooked in on Muppet Kid!!!!! I don't think Timmy Windham can hold on much longer without submitting! Wait a minute, here comes the Mexican Muppet into the ring to try and break the hold! Bubba Roiter quickly delivers a right fist to the man formerly known as El Nino. But Alex broke the hold, and he's on his feet. That gives Muppet Kid a chance to roll out of the ring, while Bubba and Alex doubleteam the Mexican Muppet in the ring. Wait a minute, Timmy's headed over to his corner. And there's where he keeps a very special toy! He's got his bungee cord in hand, and he's headed to the rop rope!!!! Alex Roiter doesn't see him as he turns around, and he's NAILED by Muppet Kid with the bungee cord!!! The ref counts it! ONE......TWO......THREE!!!!!! MUPPET MANIA has defeated the Roiters! No, wait a minute, the ref raised the hands of the Roiters! The bungee cord is still in the ring, and the referee sees it. MUPPET MANIA has been disqualified for the use of the "Muppet Maneuver," but they will retain the Unified Titles. BB: We're ready for tonight's MAIN EVENT. The steel cage has been lowered and the lights dimmed except for over the ring. Here's Rhubarb: RJ: This match is sanctioned by the CSWA, CS Enterprises, and the International Unified Wrestling Board of Directors. It is in a steel cage, and it is two out of three falls. It is for the UNIFIED World Heavyweight Championship. The challenger, now entering the cage, stands at over seven feet tall. He is a superstar in many leagues, as well as a multitime World Champion. This is, the "God of Mischief" LOKI!!!! And now, the champion, making his way to the ring, he hails from this great city of Greensboro, North Carolina. He is the two-time Unified Champion and has held over 40 titles in his career. This is the one, the only, HORNET!!!!! BB: Both men are in the ring, with the ref, and the steel cage door is being closed. The referee calls for the bell, and Fall 1 is underway. Loki starts out quickly, charging the champion and catching him with a DDT! Hornet's up quickly, but Loki comes off the ropes with a lariat!!!! And now there's gutwrench suplex by the big man onto the Unified Champ! Now he tosses Hornet onto the top turnbuckle and sends him hard to the mat with the SUPERPLEX!!! Loki's got the right idea, he's working on what may be Hornet's only weakness, his back. BUt now Hornet's on his feet, and he trips Loki up. He scoops him up into a backbreaker, but he can't hold the big man up. Loki catches Hornet with a bulldog, adn again nails him with a lariat!!! And once again, Hornet is slammed hard to the mat with a powerful superplex by the "divine" one. Hornet somehow makes it to his feet and catches Loki with a belly to back suplex. He hooks in a full nelson, but Loki easily powers out. Another attempt at a full nelson fares no better. And now it's Loki's time to hook Hornet into a backbreaker! The Champ powers out somehow, but he gets caught with a russian leg sweep followed with another lariat by Loki. And since that combination worked so well, Loki tries it again! There's the russian leg sweep, and there's the lariat! Loki pulls Hornet to his feet and sends him into the ropes. There's a flying body press! ONE.......TWO........THREE!!! Loki has won the first fall, and is halfway to becoming the new Unified Champion! BB: It's been a very long time since I've seen Hornet manhandled like he was in that last fall. He's got a determined look on his face, and I think we may see a different Hornet in Fall 2. There's the bell, and the two men lock up again. But that one-minute rest period must have helped Hornet immensely, because he catches Loki with a brainbuster! He follows with a bear hug, but Loki breaks out. But that doesn't discourage Hornet, he just hooks the bear hug in again. Loki grabs the ropes, but Hornet power slams him to the mat. Hornet heads to the top rope!!!! There's the shooting star press!!! He nails Loki to the mat! And Hornet heads up top again! There's another shooting star press that's right on the money. Hornet follows up with a bear hug, but Loki grabs the ropes. He's able to catch Hornet's back with his knee, and then catches Hornet with a german suplex! But the Unified Champ is on his feet and another powerslam slows the big man down. Again Hornet heads to the top and against Loki is unable to avoid the shooting star press. Hornet drags the big man to his feet and sends him hard across the ring into the turnbuckle. There's the Hornet splash! And Hornet gets the Scorpion hooked on! The most dangerous move in wrestling! Loki grabs the ropes, but Hornet hooks in a back slide! ONE.......TWO......THREE!!! Hornet evens up this match. Both men have one fall inside the steel cage. They head to opposite corners to take their one-minute rest periods. Both men look extremely worn down. It could come down to power vs. power here. The one-minute period is over, and the referee calls for the bell. With the cage in the way, neither man can roll out of the ring to catch a breath. Hornet starts where he left off, tripping Loki up and hooking in a boston crab. Loki grabs the ropes, but Hornet hooks in a bear hug. Again Loki powers out, and catches Hornet with a russian leg sweep. And again, that lariat catches Hornet hard. But the Champ recovers and hooks in a nother boston crab on the big man. Loki grabs the ropes, and he's lifting Hornet off the mat!!!!! He powerbombs Hornet hard to the mat!!!! He follows with a gutwrench suplex, and now he's got a backbreaker hooked in!!! Hornet's in big trouble here! (Hornet vs. Loki Fall 3 cont.) BB: Hornet rolls out and falls seven feet to the mat from Loki's shoulders. Loki catches Hornet with a neckbreaker and then as Hornet regains his footing, sends him flying with a spinning elbow to the jaw! Hornet's on his feet, and he catches the big man with a brainbuster! That could be a momentum changer, or maybe not, as Loki catches him with a gutwrench suplex. Hornet fights back with another boston crab, but again Loki grabs the ropes. He catches Hornet with a neckbreaker, and then sets him on top of the ropes. SUPERPLEX!!! And he goes for another and nails it!!! Hornet is seriously dazed, and another german suplex by the 7+ foot tall man doesn't help any. Loki hooks in an armbar and follows with a Russian leg sweep. There's a spinning elbow by Loki, followed by a neckbreaker, and then ANOTHER spinning elbow. And now Hornet is sent hard to the mat with a DDT! Loki goes for the lariat, but this time he misses it! Hornet takes advantage of it, sending Loki flying across the ring into the turnbuckle and following closely with the Hornet splash! BUt Loki avoids the scorpion by DDTing Hornet to the mat. Hornet responds with a flying dropkick and then heads to the top! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! Hornet hooks in the backbreaker! He's got the seven-foot man up on his shoulders, and Loki's face shows the agony he's in!!!! Hornet throws the big man to the mat, and then heads to the top once again!!! ANOTHER shooting star press! And the Champ heads back up to the top! There's a top rope jump splash cover!!!! ONE........TWO.......THREE!!!!!! Hornet pulls off the comeback victory to win the third fall and the match, two falls to one. The referee quickly opens the steel cage door, and Hornet heads out. He does not look like a happy man for one who just won a tough match! Loki's slow coming out of the ring, and wait a second, there's three men coming down to ringside!! It's "Hardcore" Jimmy V and his tag team, the Suicide Squad!!!!! They've got a concrete block and a chain!!! They're doing a number on Loki!!! And Jimmy V is standing back and laughing!!!! What is it with these sneak attacks tonight? Loki is in serious trouble, as the Suicide Squad slams the concrete block down on Loki's knee, and they're whipping him with the chain like a dog!!! BB: The Suicide Squad and Jimmy V have headed out of the arena, but we've now got a camera following Hornet. He didn't head back to the dressing rooms after the match. In fact, it looks like he's headed to the executive offices here in the Thomas Stadium!!! Secretary: Excuse me sir, can I help you? Hornet; Is this the "Japanese businessman's" office? Secretary: Yes, sir, but he's busy right now. Hornet: I don't care what the h*ll he's doing! (He pushed his way through to the office. The office is lavishly decorated, with a nice view of the Greensboro area. The Japanese businessman is sitting facing the window, his back to Hornet. Hornet: Now listen up. What the h*ll is this about suspending Windham? He's got a contract, you can't just keep him from wrestling for whatever reason. And that's not to mention this whole fiasco with the Presidential Title. Ever since CS Enterprises left, strange things have been going on around here, and they all trace back to you. I want to know what's going on! Jap: You wanna know what's going on? Come on, old friend, haven't you figured it out by now? Hornet: Wait, that voice. NO! Jap: That's right, Hornet. Your old friend is back from Japan. (He turns around, revealing....RAY S. CORNETTE!) RSC: It's all been so easy so far, Hornet. I've got the majority of the votes on the BOD. I can do whatever I want, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. And as for the Presidential Title: I went to Japan on a scouting trip, Hornet, where do you think Hiroku Yakazuma came from? The CORPORATION is back, Hornet, and that's means that just like Windham, you'll be out of the CSWA very very soon! BB: Oh my Lord! What under God's high heaven is happening here? Ray S. Cornette????? That's all the time we have folks! Thanks for watching!